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nottspocket · 1 year

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More boxing Deku? Maybe Bakugo helping him bandage up after a fight?

I took a nap whoops. Anyway stupid fruit gets beat up so he can spend time with his crush

#nottsketches #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #izuku midoriya #mha deku #deku #katsuki bakugo #mha bakugo #bakudeku #bkdk #cw injury #they’re dumbasses your honor

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iguessthisisanewobsession · 1 year

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Memes for the last chapter of it takes a mob

#oh Marv you dumb brave bastard #dp x dc #memes #it takes a mob #dc x dp memes #Marv coming in with the steel chair #they’re dumbasses your honor

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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 1 year

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Meg: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you make it with hot water?

Lester: You were putting it in cold water??

Meg: Yeah? I thought that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water?

Leo: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?

Lester: Why are you- Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it.

Leo: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove.

Lester: It takes less than a minute.

Leo: Dude is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Lester: Just stick a mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in two minutes … less than that if you use a saucepan.

Leo: I am going to cry you put the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat?!?!? What is wrong with you.

Calypso: Every one of you is a fucking lunatic

#S: tumblr #they’re dumbasses your honor #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #leo valdez #pjo calypso

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jarro-stan-account · 2 years

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Duke: Ayo, what the FUCK is this

Jason, sitting down, surrounded by a pile of corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what

#They’re dumbasses your honor #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #bruce is so tired #batman #batfamily #dc universe #jason todd #duke thomas #red hood #signal #did you guys ever go to those youth groups where these games got really intense?

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quackkaz · 8 months

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Patton, texting Roman : I miss you :(

Roman : Check your porch.

Patton : There's nothing here lol

Roman : What?

Roman : Oh my god, I'm at the wrong house.

BONUS!!!

Virgil, the next day : Roman, what were you doing in front of my house at 2 AM?

#they live in seperate houses in this ig #they’re dumbasses your honor #incorrect quote #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #virgil sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #royality

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bnha-more-like-bnh-gay · 2 years

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#i think i’m fucking hilarious #i love them so much #they’re dumbasses your honor #they deserve the world #Monama about izuku: oh look if it isn’t izuku ‘problem child’ Midoriya the famous bastard #bnha #mha #starkid #a very potter musical #monoma nieto #draco malfoy #class 1 b

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agender-wolfie · 1 year

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THE APPS AREN’T THE FUCKING PROBLEM ITS HOW THEY WERE RUN!!!

And do you honestly think that your bumfuck app, that doesn’t even work properly, is going to do any better?

#they’re dumbasses your honor #absolute morons #dorian games #dorian #fuck dorian #the arcana nadia #the arcana julian #the arcana muriel #the arcana portia #the arcana lucio #the arcana

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technoblading14 · 1 year

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viren, claudia and aaravos being viren, claudia and aaravos

#aaravos #lord viren #claudia #the dragon prince #incorrect quotes #they’re dumbasses your honor

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panicky-pansexual · 1 year

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They’re idiots and I love them ♥️

#ttte #ttte AU #ttte humanized #ttte thomas #ttte james #ttte percy #mini comic #they’re dumbasses your honor #I’ve officially gone insane #art #doodles #drawing

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regentbison · 2 years

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Beetlejuice and Lydia getting into a pun contest. That is all

#they’re dumbasses your honor #they would totally do this #whether it be ironically or unironically I don’t know #beetlejuice musical #beetlejuice #lydia deetz

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angelofbloodlust · 2 years

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Hellooo, wife! For the asks with Billy and Zeph (obviously 👀) can I ask - 💀 and 🍂?? Ily:D

HAHA absolutely <33 ILYT DOLL✨

💀 What would they dress up as, for Halloween?

Zephyr loves to take advantage of her skill for mask-crafting, and makes matching costumes for them both each year that are utterly horrifying. Given that they both share a love for blood and gore, she does her best to make each one more grotesque than the last. Themes of the undead and ghouls are a favorite of theirs.

🍂 What is an inside joke they have?

They have many, being that they’ve known each other ever since they were in elementary school. One of the most common jokes between them is a reference to when Zephyr put tinfoil in the microwave and accidentally caused a fire. He brings it up every single time she cooks now, refusing to let her live it down. 💀

#ask bambi #bambi speaks #billy x zephyr #they’re dumbasses your honor #zephyr winslow #oc x canon

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chaoticgayomens · 9 months

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GOOD OMENS SEASON TWO SPOILERS.

okay so we all know aziraphale DID want to kiss crowley. he wasn’t miserable because of kissing crowley, obviously. he’s in love with crowley. obviously.

BUT LIKE.

aziraphale is a romantic, we know this, yes? he believes in slow, quiet, pretty romances, and dancing at balls together, and romance novels, and love letters, and basically he just believes in love.

i can imagine him lying awake at night, planning out perfect dates, and imagining what the moment will be like when he finally musters up the courage to kiss crowley- maybe the sun will be setting, or it’ll be golden hour, because at golden hour crowley’s eyes always look breathtaking, and they’ll be alone, and maybe in a field of flowers…

and then. crowley finally kisses him, and it’s not at all how he expected. it’s not slow, quiet, or pretty, it’s angry, and petty, and there are tears in crowley’s eyes, and it’s a last resort. it’s crowley trying to show him what he’d be missing if he leaves, it’s crowley cornered and breaking glass in case of emergency, it’s crowley hurt and lovesick and reaching for aziraphale’s heart and hoping that the one time it really counts, he doesn’t miss.

FUCK.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable dumbasses #they’re in love your honor #good omens season two has destroyed me #good omens spoilers

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driftingvoid-155 · 5 months

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Jeremy, stumbling upon scooped Michael: “Why are you carrying around an ax?”

Michael, working off the idea that if you can’t hide something, distract it with something else: “So people don’t notice the fact that I’m literally decomposing. Interestingly enough, they’re always too busy looking at the ax.”

Jeremy, skeptical: “That actually works?”

Michael, shrugging: “I’ve yet to be asked about being purple. However, I have been asked about the ax.”

#they’re both dumbasses your honor #people notice the purple #they’re just more interested/ worried about what he’s going to do with the ax #nonsensical 3am thoughts #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #my hcs #jeremy fitzgerald

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amethystsoda · 1 year

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