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jonjaydami · 1 month
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*Jay and Jonathan are talking outside in a park*
*some random homophobic man pushing past them*: get out of the way! (*calls them slurs*)
Jay rolling up his sleeves: Hey ya coward get back here!
Jonathan panicking: uh-! Wait!
The homophobic man turning around and expecting a fight he could win: what? *said sarcastically*
Jay: you forgot to say that to our OTHER boyfriend :3
Random man: wha-
*Damian son of Batman Wayne popping up with murderous intent behind the man*
*Jonathan and Jay watching the man scream*:
:3
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jangmo-othewarrior · 7 months
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DMC Questions Anon here!
Halloween is upon us. How do you think the characters would celebrate? Who enjoys Halloween the most? What would they dress up as?
HALLOWEEN TIME BOIS 🎃
okey so, the squad would probably have just a small get together where they splurge on candy and having a drawing for what Halloween movies they are going to watch.
Patty is easily the most excited about this, and always goes full force as soon as September ends. She's the one who does the most decorating, although she does drag Dante into decorating the office with her as well.
Costumes are usually not needed, but since this is Vergil's first Halloween with them Patty insists they all wear costumes. Morrison (who never wears a costume, he's too old for this shit) was elected as the judge.
Dante thought it would be funny to pair up with Vergil; he insisted they go as Jason and Freddy Kruger respectively, even though Vergil has not seen any of the movies. The costumes are handmade and kinda shitty, but the highlight was Dante tapping kitchen knives to Vergil's fingers.
Patty wanted to match their theme so she went as Ghostface. Over the course of the party every single person in the office was called by her at least once.
Nero heard about the 'scary' theme through osmosis and it went completely over his head. He was dressed as Scooby-Doo. Kyrie took pity on him and showed up dressed as Daphne an hour after the party started. The kids though he looked great tho.
Nico is the reason Nero got the theme wrong. She dressed as Velma but thought it would be funny if it was specifically a slutty Velma. Dante thought that the entire situation was fuckign hilarious.
Trish and Lady actually coordinated (they always do) and went as Holmes and Watson. The difference being that Watson had a lot more guns than usual.
Lady and Trish tied with Patty for winning the coveted plastic trophy Kyrie had picked up on the way over. Vergil sliced it straight down the middle before their argument devolved into a fistfight.
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wild-moss-art · 8 months
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This is why I read the reddit comments
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kavaleyre · 1 month
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
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k-mraz · 2 months
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shhh dont disturb them they're sharing mana after a tough day
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jell-o101 · 7 months
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
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thats-ill-eagle · 11 days
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I love how this shot of Jax sulking away got people theorizing and making miles long posts about his Sad Backstory™ and Trauma™
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ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT THAT HE IS MAD THAT HE DIDN'T GET TO CAUSE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION.
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Man, I love you Gooseworx, you don't disappoint, you absolute madwoman.
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officialkendallroy · 4 months
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vita-divata · 3 months
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Finally got the time to fuel my new hyperfixation yippeee <3
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punkeduppirate · 9 months
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same old married couple, another adopted child
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randomprose · 1 year
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the "tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect" was not part of my 2022 bingo card
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jonjaydami · 1 month
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Another headcanon but it's if our boys get sick and how they take care of each other.
-when Jay gets he tries to hide it as long as possible. He can manage maybe a couple of hours with shrugging it off and pretending he's just down before Damian and Jonathan corner him about it (Damian had been suspecting he was sick but tried to give Jay time to come to them. Jonathan could almost smell the fact he had a virus but at first thought it wasn't enough to know which one of his boyfriends had it and kept misplacing the smell). They both drop everything to take care of him and as much as he's mad about it he let's them. Especially since Damian is about ready to tie him down. He secretly also enjoys the attention. Damian reading to him and Jonathan bringing him soup.
-when Jonathan gets sick both Jay and Damian over react. He probably just got a space flu but since they are so used to him being invulnerable (I mean he is still half human so he could maybe be susceptible to some flu's or colds). They at first act like he's dying. Taking him to the bat cave and constantly trying to check in on him and even putting sun lamps over him. Of course the sun lamps help but his immune system is what really is what's fighting the virus. Alfred eventually tells them to leave the poor boy alone and to let him rest and his dad and mom come to visit. They al have a small family evening leaving the cave and spending it upstairs. But Damian brings up another lamp before they all settle in and let it pass over.
-When Damian gets sick he also tries to hide it but he can manage to do it longer then what Jay can. Eventually when they find out they berate him for doing that. Even though Jay mainly pouts because he knows he can't say much. They call up Grayson and Alfred and they bring over supplies and they visit, wishing Damian well and bringing his favorite plant based meals with lots of protein before they depart and his boyfriends definitely don't use him as an excuse not to go on patrol or go to work as they curl around him. Though Damian knows he can take care of his trophy husband's just fine he's glad they will drop anything to be by his side. He has the hardest time still being vulnerable and they still give him his space while taking care of him. Jay and Jonathan take turns cleaning around the house and heating up the meals Alfred brought over. Before they know it Damian is back to himself and pushing them off of him to get a shower.
Also if your wondering how Damian probably hide it for so long I think Bruce developed sprays and acts to put on so superman didn't find out her was sick so Damian just stole a bunch of that to make sure Jonathan couldn't smell it on him. Jay tries to take it but Damian always knows and corners him about it first. :)
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angsty-art-ist · 11 months
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edit: stop being fucking annoying in the notes or i'll turn this car around so help me
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jaradraws · 3 months
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DISCLAIMER: the blood is a feature, not a bug 🩸☎️
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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 1 month
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i adore these two.
anyone who says they don’t act like brothers doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
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angsthology · 5 months
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im bored choose whichever speaks to ur heart most
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