short(er) girlfriend dragging her tall(er) boyfriend around by his tie, my beloved.

I love how Slytherin won the house cup for years before the Dumbledore’s Great Bias Towards Harry Potter Invasion, and continued to provide steep competition even after. And it’s not like Slytherins did it by being good and rule-following students, it’s pretty common knowledge that they’re the furthest thing from that. They simply managed it by being smart enough to not get caught. They broke the rules, they had their fun. They just did it discreetly and smoothly enough to never gain the attention of authorities, unlike their gryffindor counterparts. Slytherin cunning forever prevails.

My exclusive copy of The Brother Hawthorn just came in today

I guess I know what I'm doing with my long weekend.

In Harry Potter, there are dark lords, right? Were any of them ever women? Would they have been called something else if that were the case? My Lady, perhaps? Like you would a woman with power in the old times. Mistress of darkness? Lol Dark Lady?

I don't think it diminishes the power behind them if they're referred to as ladies unless they classified themselves otherwise, but still it's an interesting thought, and I'm mildly insulted that the only ones we've learned about have been male. There is Morgana, of course, since they did have Merlin in that universe, but she's not even mentioned like that, so I don't count it. We had evil characters who were women, but they didn't have the power or the following that Voldemort or Grindelwald had. If anything, they were the followers.

I want a massive tale that showed how demented said Lady was, how cruel. I live for women in power who are innately evil, or who became evil because of the things they've gone through. It's different than the normal good, pure woman you mostly see, which I still love, but there's just something alluring of stories involving a women in power that makes everyone shake in their shoes in fear by the mere mention of her name.

Stereotypically, women in stories are written as the opposite, so when they're like that, it just becomes a very enchanting tale, and I wish we could've had at least one in the HP universe because the story behind Voldemorts rise as well as Grindelwalds was amazing, and so psychologically intriguing as to how much power does corrupt someone if you let it. The rise and the fall for both were great, and I would've loved to see the chaos that a woman would've caused if they had that power. Simply to sate my curiosity in the different tactics a woman would've used to rise to power and gain so many followers because it wouldn't have been the same. If people were so stuck on blood purity during Voldemorts' reign, chances are they would've had sexist ideals as well since a lot of things were very traditional in the Harry Potter universe. Chances are that none ever existed with that statement alone, but it would've been so cool to have at least one.

The psychology behind the world that dictators, and cult leaders build for their followers, and victims is very informing of human nature. So the thought of there having been a Dark Lady, if that had been the term for them, in the HP Universe is very interesting.

I personally prefer Mistress of Darkness cuz it's so cliche lol but you get my point. Either ways they still would've been referred to as My Lady by their followers, so it makes no difference, but just imagine?!?!

Prompt Request <33

Hi angel faces <3<3 

You babes can totes ignore me but also I’m trying to dip my toes kinda back into fandom  in a really light hearted, really light way, and if any of you gorgeous babes are sweet enough to send me maybe a f\very light hearted and chill prompt I’d appreciate it so endlessly I’m sort of in a mood to write for the first time in like a year and idk I miss my boys lol xxx

I love you endlessly though sugarplums <3<3

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We are the Harry Potter Generation!

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets is a cinematic masterpiece and criminally underrated.

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That‘s the post.

James, drunk: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?!

Stranger: What does he look like?

James, bursting into tears: BEAUTIFUL!

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DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

LMAO

edit: turning off reblogs because some of the people that are reblogging are extremely fucking moronic. holy shit

The only way I could see Sebastian being in the next Hogwarts Legacy game is whether you decide to turn him in or not tell, the ministry still finds out and holds a trial against him and MC has to go as a witness and testify for him.

This would open up a new map or location being able to visit the ministry of magic.

I think the ministry would settle on not sending Sebastian away but agree on revoking him of wand use.

So In 6th year, he would be more dependent on MC since he doesn't have a wand.

I also think this would open up new NPC dialogue like hearing students whispering about Sebastian being sent to Azkaban over the summer (which would be false) maybe theirs a side quest where a student asked you about it and you can play into it or stick up for Sebastian.

maybe since Sebastian has been revoked of wand use he takes this time to learn wandless magic allowing you to have quests with him (so he's not useless on quests.)

Idk just some thoughts I wanted to share with you all.

Side note: him learning wandless magic might not be as crazy as you think because the restricted section in the library host a few books on wandless magic.

the fact that reboots used to be like thirty or forty years apart and are now instead like 3-10 years apart is absolutely ridiculous. like are we so trapped in a capitalist hellscape that instead of us naturally cherishing a beloved piece of media like it deserves and looking forward to NEW stories with NEW universes we have to watch the same thing over and over and over again with reboot after reboot after reboot until that media has been so sucked dry that us as an audience are literally sick at the mere mention of it

this is my favourite thing in the entire universe.

creds to @wolfstar_zahri on ig <3

Y/n: Just… Apologize to each other on the count of three.

Y/n: One, two, three.

Tom:

Mattheo:

Y/n: Well, now I'm disappointed in both of you.