i'm so fucking tired of heteros ffs GIVE ME PEGGYNAT

also natasha in this entire episode is just *gay yearning* for a certain Brit

Melina just goes slipping shit like "ah go for her left knee she fucked it up in third grade" LIKE MA'AM.

WANDA?! WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA

these two matching friends i met in casual badwater that i keep thinking about

Disney: So Wanda is the antagonist of MoM. She wants to steal her children from another universe-

Fans: Oh I get it! It’s like a reverse “House of M”, right? Wanda tries to pull Billy and Tommy into her universe, and accidentally brings mutants into the MCU, easily integrating the X-Men franchise you got the rights to from the Fox merger with the Avengers. That explains why Professor X is in the movie.

Disney: Oh. No, that isn’t it…

Fans: Oh. Well, what’s the plot of MoM then?

Disney:

hero of the hopeless.

Mommy wanda when I'm giving her the best head of her life

Alright so ! Double collab here :’> colored by two of the besties >>

First two by @cookieruma29 (vengeful Evan belongs to her also✨)

And third one by @vanny-83 ✨

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! oc dump for u. This drawing of Wanda n Dex was for a Halloween collab on insta tho!!

I made an effort to look at the Tinker family's personalities, likes and dislikes, bios etc. for this makeover. And I kept some of the house's original wallpapers and furniture if I could (aka if it wasn't too ugly).

Stephen Tinker's bio claims that he was the mascot for his college's football team hence the football memorabilia.

I kept the dark, modern theme for Melody's room and since it's suggested she's an artist her room has some hand made paintings. She has high interest in sci-fi so she got some alien posters.

She's active so she has a basket ball and gym equipment in her room.

The home gym of the original house turned into a art studio for Melody.

Both Stephen and Wanda want more kids so they have a spacious nursery.

I'm really happy with this makeover!

i been anticipating a follow-up to my first FOP log for months and in that timespan there's been a reboot confirmed and then leaked, i'm scared that the show gained sentience

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 618

Wanda: “What happened to the lamp?”

Agatha: “Lamp?”

Wanda: “Yeah, the lamp in the corner of the living room. The lamp we got from IKEA and you almost stabbed Y/N’s eye with a screwdriver assembling it, that lamp.”

Agatha: “The floor lamp? Or the desk one in the other corner on the side table?”

Wanda: “Agatha, the floor lamp. There is no other lamp. We only had one single lamp in this room. We are standing in partial darkness because it’s inexplicably gone, that lamp”

Agatha: “Ohhhhhh that lamp! Yeah I can’t help you, dunno where that went”

Wanda: “Liar”

Agatha: “I’m innocent until proven guilty hot stuff”

Wanda: “Fine. Y/N will tell me- wait, where’s Y/N?”

Agatha: “unimportant”

*meanwhile*

Y/N, sat on the roof with the lamp pointed towards the sky: “I’m starting to suspect Agatha was lying when she said this would summon Batman”

It means so much to me that Kate (Hawkeye) is one of the first people that gets "recruted".

Imagine waking up one morning to an empty bed. Thoughts of last night flooding through your mind of Mommy Wanda fucking you so good that you can barely walk. You decide to go look for your incredible girlfriend, finding her in the home office. “Hello there, darling! Im sorry you woke up without me next to you. Mommy had to get some work done.” The use of the title instantly sends a rush of wetness to your panties, ruining them further. Wanda pats her lap, signaling for you to go over and sit. You do as she says and straddle her lap. “Oh baby, I can feel the heat from your pussy. Are you already this needy so early in the morning?” She grips your hips trialing a hand down to your pussy pressing on your clit through your panties. She notices you’re wearing one of her button ups and panties, “you look really good in my shirt, baby. It makes Mommy want to rip it off you and fuck you until you’re crying” you let out a whimper at her words trying to grind into her hand but her grip on your hip is too strong. “Mommy please, I need you,” “what do you need, puppy? I need you to use your big girl words and tell me exactly what you want” she emphasizes her words by pressing your clit with her thumb. “I need you inside. I need your tongue. Please Mommy, I promise I’ll be good. Please fuck me” tears start to prick at the corners of your eyes due to how desperate you are. “You beg so pretty for me, my little puppy. Hop up on the desk for me” you do exactly that and Wanda spreads your legs. She pushes you onto your back and pulls your panties to the side.

I need to get a home office just to be fucked in it

-K

yes yes yes yes yes

and then she eats you out, and you make a mess all over her desk while you accidentally push all her papers to the floor. she has to hold your hips down, and you hook your legs around her shoulders.

you're about to come, when her phone rings. she answers it while you whine, and to shut you up she shoves your ruined panties into your mouth and teases your clit until you're just an empty-headed little slut for her to use.

she ends the call after a while, and praises you for being such a good girl and rewards you by fucking you with the strap she'd worn under her pants, knowing that her precious little girl would wake up horny.

you're a whimpering mess, about to come on her strap when her hands hold your hips down, bruising them as she asks you, "awww, does my puppy want to come? remember that good girls ask permission."

of course you're not able to speak, your panties still in your mouth, and she's relentless. her phone rings again, and you nearly sob when she stops. she takes pity on you, ignoring the phone call and fucking your brutally, the sound of her strap thrusting in and out of your soaked pussy filling the room.

she starts rubbing little circles on your clit, and you lose it. as soon as you've finished coming, you try and push wanda away, but she twists her fingers and uses her magic to tie you down, saying, "oh no puppy, you came without permission. now, mommy gets to do her favorite thing... punish you."

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We need to have a serious conversation about how it’s gotten to the point where folks immediately saying “you hate female characters so much don’t you” anytime someone says anything negative whatsoever about one, is actually protecting film studios from being held accountable for the subpar ways they write & portray women.

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

In Ph, in what way would Wanda say her safe word to Nat?

You've reminded me I have yet to finish writing the safewords fic, whoops.. anywayss...

Those two are tricky with safewording because not only did they start out with like... careless hate fucks, neither of them were naturally good at communicating their boundaries. Add in their tendency to lean into risky sexual behaviors and really, there was a bit of trial and error at the end of the day.

Thankfully what Natasha lacks in communication, she makes up for with being highly observant. She knows full well Wanda comes from an environment where boundaries weren't allowed for her and if anything made her uncomfortable, voicing those concerns wouldn't amount to much; so she had to learn through nonverbal cues.

She noticed pretty early on that Wanda, who's typically super vocal, goes quiet when she's too overwhelmed and Natasha's check ins go from "stay with me, Maximoff" to "can you tell me how you're feeling, my love?" as time goes on and they get more enamored with each other. The next trick was ensuring Wanda was being truthful if she mumbled she was fine or just shook her head because again, Wanda really struggled with honestly speaking up.

On Wanda's part, she still prefers touch over speech and took to stroking her fingers over Natasha's palm whenever she wants her to slow down or stop. If her hands aren't within reach, she'll do the same over Nat's stomach or shoulder; whatever part she can manage to get to. When Natasha gives her a break, she'll pull away, but most of the time, Wanda needs the closeness and fidgets until she's cuddled and feeling secure.

Nat finds it's best to stick to yes or no questions so Wanda can either nod her head or provide one word answers, even if it means she has to spend a little more time getting to the root of the issue. Wanda's thankful for Natasha's patience though; from the first time they started working on safe words, she's always respected them, no matter what or when she uses them.

The upcoming Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver series includes a promising bit in the preview that I have a lot of thoughts about:

“Above all, they are twins who look out for each other. So when Wanda receives a letter from the recently deceased Magneto that would upset Pietro, she burns the letter before her brother can read it.

But her choice drives them apart at the worst possible time”

It seems this series is going to take a more unconventional route where Wanda creates conflict between the two. Not that I think this is OOC, on the contrary, I think it’s a very interesting and often overlooked part of their relationship.

Pietro was always more imposing and vocal about it, but Wanda is equally as protective of her brother as he is of her. And she has made mistakes for this too just as he has.

But before I can go any further into that we need context.

After surviving a childhood of extreme racism and their saviour’s indoctrination (who also turned them into highly profiled criminals), the twins find themselves at the mercy of public opinion. Cap’s Kooky Quartet may have saved them from being convicted, but it’s not enough for them to simply do superhero work, they must earn the mantle of superhero (the idea of what makes someone a superhero and who get the be the verdict is already a very loaded notion that I won’t expand on but it’s worth being conscious of this here). In order to be accepted the twins are essentially marketed as the ‘American Dream’; a couple of impoverished immigrants who worked their way up to success, a pair of misguided misfits who needed the guidance of the all American Captain America. Their relationship with Steve IS meaningful and important to their ability to become heroes but it’s not because he ‘turned them around’, rather by simply giving them accommodation, resources and opportunities they’ve never had access to in their lives. But that’s not what the majority see, to them the Maximoff’s are a rehabilitation project that’s a testament to their society’s benevolence. It's a similar kind of rancid vibe as those mission trips in Africa. They are tokenized and tolerated only when the narrative forced on them feeds the white superamcist ego.

And most importantly, this tolerance is completely conditional.

While the two do have genuine fondness for their time on the team, their livelihood as Avengers cannot be divorced from this groundwork. In fact, multiple Avengers stories from their early days delve into the complicated relationship they have with this fact (and no this is not an ‘Avengers are cops’ rhetoric, joining the Avengers literally saved them from a more punitive judgement from the criminal justice system).

When Pietro voices very real concerns about this we see Wanda undermine him. When he learns of his wife’s infidelity her first reaction is to convince him to forgive her and move on. There’s another moment and for the life of me I can’t find the panel but after some brief reflection Wanda admits she may have been rash to dismiss Pietro as fanatic.

All of this does come from her love and protectiveness for her brother but it also comes from a very real trauma and fear.

Before I go on let me clarify, Wanda has never been a self hating minority. I mean the whole reason she called herself Scarlet Witch is because she was reclaiming a stereotype her persecutors used against her. Nor has she ever been an obedient damsel without independence. Since her very debut she has been a character with agency, while Pietro can be chauvinistic at times her relationship with her brother has always been the one of equals, and fighting for her autonomy (usually against literal demons) is one of the major recurring themes in her evolution.

That being said, it’s worth examining the conflicting self-repression that’s followed Wanda since the very beginning. She and pietro both understandably reacted in extremes and where he grew abrasive and restless, she could show a tendency to something akin to a model minority complex at times (remember her livelihood literally depended on advertising her as one at a certain point). There is room for a longer and more thorough analysis on this but to keep it brief and to the point I want to highlight specifically the way she has projected this onto Pietro. Again, the both of them have made their own mistakes, hurt themselves, each other and others for this, but while we have seen stories allow growth for pietro’s mistreatment towards Wanda over this, the inverse has been mostly forgotten. Until now it seems.

Wanda and Pietro have come a very long way and I trust Orlando to treat Wanda as a character who has made mistakes and who’s flaws lie in her compassion. His run was heavily dedicated to acknowledging the harm her actions have done to others in the past without letting it hold her back and acknowledging how she was victimised in those situations. What I’m more sceptical of is his understanding of where that trauma comes from, because there was no meaningful examination of this so far. Wanda is a displaced refugee with violent experiences of racism and poverty. The Avengers was more than a team to her, it was a sanctuary. An extremely precarious one. She was also like.. a teenager when this was thrusted on her. It’s completely reasonable that as she grew into herself she would struggle with respectability politics and would project this onto her brother who’s indignation often isolated himself.

I’m not expecting Orlando to write critical race theory or anything but since it seems an important part of the story will lie in addressing this particular contention between the twins then personally I feel what will make or break this series will be whether Orlando can communicate this. We know he’s AWARE of their heritage and origin and is consciously trying to include it in how they are represented in his work so I’m choosing to be optimistic but I guess only time will tell.