Helpful barman: (helping Omega, Crosshair and Batcher get away from Imperials) Go, live your dream…
Crosshair: (dreaming of a life left alone) I will.
Helpful barman: Your dream stinks! I was talking to her!
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Varian: "Tea is just leaf water!" Yeah?! Well coffee is just bean water! It's like everything is just made of things! This door is a wood rectangle. This poster is just ink paper. THIS LEMONADE IS JUST LEMON WATER. Wow, it's like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation!
Sure is a magical world we live in!!!
Eugene: The sarcasm in this is fatal.
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Quirin: I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!
Varian: *looks at the window. Looks at Quirin* ....okay
Varian: *Jumps out the window*
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Rapunzel: “You okay? You’ve been staring at the second page of that book for an hour.”
Varian: “When I’m really upset, concentrating on a table of contents helps me calm down. It’s like a menu but the food is words”
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Tiffany: Shhh, it's alright, listen to me. All of this is as it should be-
Glen: NO! You were wrong about the world.
Tiffany: Gle-
Glen: And you were WRONG about ME!
Tiffany: Glen liste-!
Glen: AND I WILL NEVER, LET YOU USE ME FOR YOUR STARDOM AGAIN!
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Varian: What good can I say about someone trying to kill us?
Rapunzel: Aw, Varian... if you’re stuck, why not try... saying something you wish someone would say to you?
Varian: ...
Varian: ‘You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day.’
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Cassandra: How did you get in here?!?
Eugene: Your door was open.
Cassandra: It most certainly was not!
Eugene: Well, it was once I opened it. But let’s not get bogged down in the order of things.
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Varian, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Lance, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Eugene: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Varian: playing systemic oppression
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Varian: You're a loose cannon, Casey.
Casey: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Hunter: I think you play by your own rules.
Donnie: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Varian: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Casey: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Red Son is a loose cannon.
Red Son: *smashes a chair*
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Adira: While I’m gone, Hector, you’re in charge.
Hector: Yes!!!
Adira, whispering: Quirrin, you’re secretly in charge.
Quirrin: Obviously.
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tangle, kicking the door open: THREE WEEKS.
lanolin: what is she talking about?
whisper, holding back laughter: don’t worry about it-
tangle: FOR THREE WEEKS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT
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Hugo: I didn't do it.
Varian: Then why are you laughing?
Hugo: Because whoever did it is a frickin genius.
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Hugo: I have VERY high standards. I only fall for put together, graceful-
Varian: *falls off the roof of the caravan, bumps into Yong and nuru while dropping the dozens of papers and chemicals he was holding then falling flat on his face*
Hugo:
Hugo: I want that one.
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Cassandra: Caitlyn, look in that mirror. You know what i see? I see a strong, confident, beautiful young woman.
Caitlyn: *smiles*
Cassandra: Oh look, you’re here too!
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Bruce: *Bangin on Jason's locked door* Open up!
Robin!Jason: What's the password?
Bruce: What?
Robin!Jason: No.
Bruce: Open this door!
Robin!Jason: Not even close!
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