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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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sorry what
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The sky today 😍
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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 
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Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?
I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.
Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:
Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.
Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.
Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.
Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.
Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.
Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.
Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.
And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.
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(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn
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meganwasbored · 2 days
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“People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.”
— Unknown
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why are mosquitoes bothering me on womans da(remembers only female mosquitoes bite) oh nvm so sorry queens!! carry on
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tysm for the tag!
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you know what? yeah.
tags <3 @nerdasaurus1200 @unbelievably-sane @thehellsystem @per4mancecheck @subject-2-change @upside-down-sock-drawer
IM BORED AND THIS IS CUTE SO; who do you serve?
you serve yourself
you serve no one but yourself. no one else deserves it. you kiss your own scars, hold your own hands. you don't need to find something higher than you- you are perfect on your own. you serve love, you serve humility, you serve your heart and your soul. you are not perfect, but you do not need to be.
tagging @aventurne @catcze @i-probably-sleep-too-much @intothegenshinworld @melodramaticmeans @ryuryuryuyurboat @rninies @staretes @teyaleen @tamsyien @xianyoon @nervocat @dumbificat + anyone who wants to join!!
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so I didn't know if female jesters had been a thing in the past and looked it up and was introduced to mathurine the fool, who gave one of the best burns in history in a silly little way.
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also she apparently stopped an assassination?? amazing.
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meganwasbored · 4 days
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having to pay for parking at a hospital will always be fucking deranged to me. Sorry
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Rainbow mo
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It’s funny when American authors come up with a new European nation so their main character can be a secret royal without the pain of researching a real nation. We should all start doing that with North America, just make up a new state. My protagonist lives in New Utahioshington which is the 51st state and located between Delaware and Maryland
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