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my dash is inspiring me; we should just make up some fucking batshit theories for s4 and run with them. i’ll go first:
- viktor and diego make the prime 8s (idk if it’s canon to the show) and defeat reginald with the power of music, team zero style, for the final battle. everyone plays dif instruments. think battle of the bands.
- in the middle of the season, brellie ben has an interlude where he picks up all of the characters that Deserved Better (imo) from the afterlife (eudora, dave, stanley, hazel, robot grace, etc) and they come back through some portal thing relating to the horror and fight in the final battle.
- brellie ben and sparrow ben Fucking Hate Each Other. everyone else thinks it’s hilarious. they keep jinxing each other. “STOP COPYING ME!”
- they recreate the spider-man meme
- at some point there are like 8 versions of five from different points in his life and they are all fighting each other.
- they also recreate the spider-man meme
- that or they just sit down and have tea and play cards. and everyone’s like ???
- lila and sloane have a girls night and blood is shed.
- raymond chestnut gets a gun.
- stanley comes back through the whole ben thing and he is an adult now. he gets a gun.
- CLAIRE!!!! gets .. a gun..?
- somebody’s gotta be doing some gay shit somewhere. or someone has a companion with lots of homoerotic vibes. somebody dies.
-timeloop episode where it’s as fucked up as the day that wasn’t. klaus is involved. allison is also involved. they think they break it at the end of the episode but then the start of the next episode they’re still in it. the audience is only somewhat aware of the mechanics.
- they get their powers back but they’re all swapped, ensue shenanigans.
@cardigan-ns saw u making s4 theories 👀
#please other people to this too and @ me#tua#writingastraightanswer#the umbrella academy#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#eudora patch#hazel tua#grace hargreeves#dave katz#stanley tua#i hope i’m not over tagging this 😭
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Stan might not have been Diego’s real child but his immediate reaction after killing Klaus was to cry, then dissolve the body, and this kind of fuckery is peak Hargreeves. Uncle Five would have been proud
#rip stan you were an adorable fake hargreeves#stanley tua#tua3 spoilers#tua spoilers#tua#tua3#the umbrella academy season 3#the umbrella academy
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The scene where Stanley is stealing shit at the hotel room as Klaus drinks mouth wash laying down in the bed, and you think Klaus is not seeing his nephew he was supposed to be watching over stealing some poor fucker blind only for then Klaus go “I saw that put it back” and Stanley puts one watch back and Klaus goes “nah man I mean all of them” and Stanley going “I thought you were supposed to be the fun uncle” and Klaus going “oh so did I” with a huge smile on his face can be so heart warming
#my boy is a responsible uncle#I’m so proud#klaus hargreeves#umbrella academy#the umbrella academy#stanley tua#stanley hargreeves#he is a Hargreeves shut up
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I'm never getting over the fact that Stanley straight up charged into battle against the Sparrow Academy with every intention of blowing them up to protect a family he was lying about being related to. He was a Hargreeves in every way that mattered.
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Just thinking about how Stan didn’t have a father or a mother who was there for him
And then Lila comes along and he expects her to leave but she takes him with her instead
And how he starts treating Diego like he’s really his dad even though he knows he isn’t
How he calls klaus uncle even when there’s no one else around
How he clearly wished he had people who cared about him and he got that in the end even if it was only for a few days
#I just… I love him so much#stan hargreeves#stan pitts#stan tua#stanley tua#the umbrella academy stan#the umbrella academy#tua#lila pitts#diego hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#my posts
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HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
They keep calling Diego a knockoff Batman, right? Does that make Stanley a Damian Wayne reference? Because Lila dropped him off at age 12 just like Talia did with Damian
#umbrella academy#the umbrella academy#tua#ua#tua spoilers#umbrella academy spoilers#diego hargreeves#lila pitts#stanley tua#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dc comics#damian wayne#talia al ghul#batfam#batfamily
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you know that diego was raised by a white dude because he told stan to call klaus “uncle” instead of “tío”
#(i mean really you can tell he was WRITTEN by a white person#bc a real latino would have called klaus tío REGARDLESS of klaus’s race)#the umbrella academy#Umbrella Academy#diego hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#stan tua#stanley tua#stan umbrella academy#stanley umbrella academy#tua#tua spoilers#the umbrella academy season 3
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TUA
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Five: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Luther: Plane tickets?
Allison: Concert tickets?
Klaus: Prostitution?
Five, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
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Luther: You have to apologize to Viktor
Allison: Fine.
Allison: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Lila: Diego and I are having a baby.
Stanley: That's gre-
Lila, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
#five hargreeves#luther hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#lila pitts#diego hargreeves#stanley tua#the umbrella academy#tua shitpost#tua incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#tua fandom#tua
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Stanley: your non biney?
Stanley: like you don’t have any binery?
Klaus: yeah sure
Stanley: that’s so poggers
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Cant get over the fact that stan is from the 80s and hes just put in 2022 and told to lie to this guy hes never met and he just accepts it
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better not see any stanley haters on my dash during the rewatch my son doesn’t deserve this.
#tua#tuamre#s3e1#writingastraightanswer#stanley tua#main tagging (besides tua bc that’s a blog thing) bc stanley#<33333#your honor i love him#stanley enjoyers like this psot.#reply.!!! subscirbe’m
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Stan just called his dad fruity 🧍🏼
#is that why you wear those tight pants#yes honey it's because your dad is bisexual#Stanley tua#stan tua#diego#diego hargreeves#the umbrella academy#tua#tua liveblog#tua spoilers
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The Umbrella Academy season three, also known as, the one where Diego falls into the "reluctant father figure" trope
#the umbrella academy#the umbrella academy spoilers#tua spoilers#tua s3 spoilers#diego hargreeves#lila pitts#lila gill#stanley tua#not sure what his last name should be
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Stan not actually being Lilas kid just makes it so much funnier that his first reaction to accidentally killing someone is to dissolve the corpse.
I thought it made sense that Lila would teach him that but he’s actually some random kid from the 80s who’s just Like That.
#tua spoilers#the umbrella academy#stan tua#the umbrella academy stan#tua#tua season three#stan hargreeves#stan pitts#do we know his actual surname?#stanley tua#my posts
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Hey quick question. Where the hell was Stan staying in the hotel? Because in episode 2 of season 3 we see Diego sleeping on the couch in the same room as the other Hargreeves boys but there is no Stan. So where was he storing this kid that was dropped on him?
#like no one was asking about him til they saw Stan at breakfast#did Diego just shove him into a closet for the night or something#because we know they couldn't afford the rooms they were in#The Umbrella Academy#Umbrella Academy#tua#diego hargreeves#stanley tua
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OK BUT THE SCENE WHERE STANLEY DESCRIBES CONDUCT DISORDER AND KLAUS IS LIKE "WOW THERE'S A NAME FOR IT???" REMINDED ME SO MUCH OF WHEN I GOT DIAGNOSED WITH AUTISM AND IT MADE ME SO HAPPY
#umbrella academy#the umbrella academy#tua#ua#tua spoilers#umbrella academy spoilers#klaus hargreeves#stanley tua#autism
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