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deejadabbles · 9 months

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Five-Oh-Thirst (501st x Fem!Reader) Part One

Summary: One little comment sends the night spiraling into hilarious, shameless territory as the boys show you their best lap dances.

A.N. IDK, man, I just really want the 501st boys to be exotic dancers and I figured I'd share that! Please don't take this seriously, it's just for fun and debauchery <3 Also, I highly recommend listening to the songs I link as you read! Enhances the ~experience~

Word Count: 3,174

Warnings: 18+ (minors DNI), drinking, the boys being way too hot and thirsty for you, lap dances, and general debauchery

It all started with a little holo ad flickering in the corner of the drink menu.

You were with your boys, enjoying some shore leave celebrations at 79s, as was the tradition when returning to Coruscant, but one little comment sent the night spiraling into hilarious, shameless territory.

"Ooo, what's the chances that we'll still be on shore leave next week?" you had asked the table, and when Jesse asked why you waved the ad at him with a grin, "Because they're having a Thunder Star act here next week."

"A what?" Echo squinted at the picture, then let his eyes go wide at the shot of a topless, ab-bearing twi'lek.

"Thunder Star, they're a popular company of exotic male dancers. Looks like 79s’ trying something new."

" 'Exotic male dancers'?" Hardcase smirked, "You mean strippers."

You shrugged, "I prefer to give the profession a little more dignity than that, but, yes."

Fives' glass thudded against the table as he set it down, then snatched the menu out of your hand, "Whoever owns this place is throwing away their money," he leaned back with a smug grin, "I mean, who'd need to hire male dancers when aaaallll this is right here already?" he crooned, running his hands up and down his chest.

That earned a round of laughter.

"What?" he demanded, "It's true! We'd make better entertainment than these clowns."

Jesse was still laughing as he said, "Maybe we should ask the bartender to hire us instead."

"We'd need a group name for that," Kix chimed in, smiling into his drink, "and I don't think the General would approve of a stripper group calling themselves the Five-Oh-First."

"Oh! Oh!" you waved your hand excitedly, "You could call yourselves the Five-Oh-Thirst!"

An even louder roar of laughter at that, Jesse and Hardcase even thudding their fists on the table.

"Perfect!" Hardcase elbowed a chuckling Echo in the side, "Echo, quick, write that down!"

"Although..." you hummed, tapping your chin. It was always so easy to tease the boys, and you took every chance you could. "You guys need a lot more than a clever name to compete with Thunder Star."

"Oh yeah?" Fives leaned in over the table to give you his attention, "Like what?"

You pointed the fruit garnish of your drink at him for emphasis, "Talent." After popping the fruit into your mouth, realizing the rest of them were grinning and leaning in as well, you went on. "Dancing like that takes skill, boys. You can't just shake your ass a little and call it a day."

"That sounds like a challenge, sweetheart," Fives all but purred.

The fruit caught in your throat, "Wh-what?" you coughed.

His smile was wide as he scooted out of the booth, "I'll give you a show you won't forget," he answered with a wink.

The others began whistling and catcalling as he sauntered over to your end of the crescent-shaped booth. Your face was instantly hot at the way he was locking eyes with you, especially when he motioned for you to turn to the end of the seat.

"Come on, mesh'la" he urged, "I need a lap if I'm gonna give you a lap dance."

Beside you, Hardcase was egging Fives on and you heard Jesse say something about music as he grabbed Echo's datapad that had been sitting on the table. Finally, you were over the shock of what was happening and, maybe it was the alcohol buzzing through your body, but some flirtatious confidence rose up in your chest.

You turned to Fives fully, and patted your lap, "Alright, do your worst."

With that, the datapad speakers started blaring music which made Fives clap his hands, "Perfect! Oh, sweetheart, you're in for a treat."

He started the dance by trailing his hands down his chest again, slow this time, keeping his eyes locked on yours. Then he was on you. He framed your knees with his, hovering over your thighs as he started rolling his hips side to side.

Those hands moved over said hips, until they rested on his thighs, drawing your attention just where he wanted. That's when he bent his knees, placing his ass on your lap just as he started moving his hips back and forth.

His smug grin was wide as he mouthed the lyrics of the song, now tucking those hands behind his head and bouncing his chest to the beat of the music. The motion made you jolt despite yourself, and you had to resist the urge to grind up into his tempting ass.

Fives obviously noticed the way you gulped at the sight of him, because his tongue darted out to lick his lips. It was all you could do to suppress a gasp, especially when he shifted his stance, moving back to slot his leg between yours.

With his eyes on yours, he leaned in close, breath hot on your ear as he said, “Damn, mesh’la,” then, again in time with the lyrics, “the things I would do to you.”

You did gasp that time, and he nipped your ear as his reward, before spreading your legs with his. The others were whistling and cheering as he put his hand on your thighs and sank to his knees. Again he made a show of licking his lips as he raked his eyes over you, admiring, and not hiding any of his dirty thoughts. And of course, as he got back to his feet, he flashed you another wink.

Then, with grace you weren’t expecting from an ARC trooper, he hopped onto the booth seat, planting his feet on either side of you so you had the perfect view of his codpiece as he gyrated his hips to the beat.

The others went crazy at that, shouting and banging their glasses all while Fives thrust dangerously close to your flushed face. His fingers came down to stroke your hair and, for just a moment, you thought he would pull you against him, but he only teased the vulgar act as he ground his crotch closer and closer to you.

Fives didn’t stay there long, though, instead, he hopped back down to the ground, grabbed your hand, and hoisted you up.

A delighted squeal left you as he lifted you into those strong arms, wrapping your legs around his waist. He spun you around, this time actually singing the song all while bouncing you up and down with the rolling motions of his hips.

At the table, the boys sang along too, treating ‘Ride it, my pony!’ like a battle cry as Fives enjoyed the feeling of you against him. You were breathless from your hysterical giggles while he danced, and trying to ignore how much heat was traveling south with every thrust against your body.

Fives swayed you back towards the booth and, with your legs still clamped around his hips, he laid you on the table, somehow avoiding everyone’s drinks as the song finished its last repetitive set of lyrics.

Everyone was clapping and cheering as you covered your hot face with your hands, lungs pleading for air since you were still breathless from laughter. Fives was laughing too, just basking in the playful air as he put his hands on either side of your head to brace himself.

“So, convinced, mesh’la?” he chuckled.

When all you did was continue to hide behind your hands, someone reached out and tugged lightly on your wrist, “Oh come on, sweetheart, don’t be shy now!”

Somehow, you managed to take a few gasping breaths into your chest and peek out at him between your fingers, “Okay, maybe you could make it as a professional.”

Fives and several others roared with laughter, “Maybe? After all that, I just get a maybe? You’re breaking my heart, cyare!”

“Well obviously,” said another voice, Kix, as he stepped up and put his hand on his brother’s shoulder to pull him away. Something was gleaming in his eyes as he looked between you two. “You didn’t listen, Fives, she already said you have to do more than shake your ass and grind.”

Intrigued, Fives stepped back, letting your legs fall from him as Kix stepped in front of you instead. He winked, eyes never leaving yours when he reached out and took your hand.

“You have to seduce the woman you’re giving attention to, brother,” he purred.

A chorus of “Oooooos” rose from the booth as Kix pulled you gently up from the table, still eyeing you as he took a few steps back. He must have set his plan into motion before he challenged Fives, because there was now a lone chair pulled up.

That’s when Kix pulled you closer, lips actually daring to hover near yours as he whispered, “Take a seat, gorgeous.”

Well, any air you had managed to pull in before was swiftly gone again. You were glad he was asking you to sit since you suddenly felt very weak in the knees. Kix stood before you, eyes half-lidded as he looked down, gaze sweeping over your lips before he gave a quick nod to Jesse.

Again, Kix must have had a whole plan, because Jesse pressed play on a new song, and you knew you were in for something very different.

Kix didn’t jump in head first, instead, he started slow. His eyes ran up and down your body as he moved a thumb over his lips, teasing, thinking. Then, when your own gaze started to wander down his body, he took that same hand and tapped your chin.

“Eyes on mine, mesh’la.”

And when you obeyed, finally, he touched you. Starting by brushing his knuckles across your cheek as the sensual song played on. Then a finger trailed down your neck, giving just the briefest of attention to your chest before venturing down your arm.

“Beautiful,” he whispered, reverently, as he took your hand again. This time, he placed it just above his belt, laying your palm flat against his toned, hard stomach. “It’s okay, you can touch me all you want, cyare.”

With that and his gentle hold on your wrist, he moved your hand up, letting you feel every bit of his muscular chest under his blacks. All while keeping his bedroom eyes on yours. He didn’t stop at his chest, though, and kept guiding your touch to run across his throat, until he finally cupped your hand over his cheek.

Only then did he break eye contact, just so his eyelids could flutter closed as he leaned into your touch. Your chest was so warm at such a simple act, the look on Kix’s face one of pure adoration, as if your hand on his skin was all he needed.

Then his lips kissed your palm and he finally released your hand as the song’s beat picked up. That’s when he got on his knees before you. Kix places his hands on your thighs, letting out an admiring hum as he gave them a gentle, almost possessive squeeze. He was determined to spread them open too, but, like everything else, he took his time instead of coming in hot.

His hands crept upwards and as they did, very, very subtly, he pushed your legs apart. When his fingers were just on the precipice of your core, his eyes snapped back to yours.

That’s when he pounced. Kix hooked his arms under your knees as he stood, leaving you to slide down the chair into a very vulnerable and exposed position, your ass pressing into his pelvis. He smiled down at you while shrugging your legs onto his shoulders for more comfort, all knowing and smug just like his brother.

Kix stayed with the music, though, and when he took advantage of the suggestive position, it wasn’t Fives’ fast, enthusiastic trusting. The medic rolled his whole body into the motion, slow, deliberate, and letting his action sink into you as his hips met yours. His thrusts were deep and he only pulled back for another one when the beat allowed for it.

Somewhere, probably in another life where Kix wasn’t gazing at you like a goddess, someone said, “Why does this feel even dirtier than Fives’ dance-?”

“Shhh!”

The man holding you didn’t seem to notice or care about the commentary, he only had eyes for you, even as he gave one finally suggestive push of his hips, before letting your legs touch the ground again. Then he slid his arms around you and lifted you back into a proper seated position on the chair.

Of course, he just used this position to his advantage too and caged you by gripping the back of the chair with his hands. That’s when he settled on your lap, silently urging you to keep your eyes on him again and get lost in the feeling of his body on yours. He moved in steady, circling motions, always making sure you felt the brief touch of something hard at the height of every rotation.

Then the song hit its ending pitch and Kix used his grip on the chair to pull himself forward, pressing his chest flush against yours. He lingered there, breath fanning your skin and his lips hovered tantalizingly over yours. Said lips whispered the song’s iconic line just before he closed that small distance and-

And kissed your cheek instead of your mouth.

Even if you wanted to, you couldn’t have stopped the whine that left you. It earned you a chuckle from him and his lips brushed your ear as he whispered, “So, what do you say, cyare? Are you seduced?”

All you could manage was a small nod and, though it was very unlikely that heard what Kix asked, Fives let out an annoyed, “Seriously?”

To please them both you let out a shaky praise, “Both of you could definitely give the professionals a run for their money.”

Everyone seemed pleased at that. Kix finally leaned back, getting up from your lap and offering to help you up like a gentleman.

Or at least, he would have, if Jesse hadn’t jumped up then.

“Oh no, baby, you stay right there. Fives and Kix can’t have all the fun. I think it’s only fair that all of us get to show off our potential.”

Hardcase, Tup, and Echo all cheered at that, and when Jesse started climbing out of the booth, they drummed their hands on the table like the music for a grand entrance. Kix gave you one final wink before making room for Jesse, who only wasted time in doubling back to the table for a moment.

“Hold on, need props for this one!” and he plucked the cherry garnish from Echo’s drink. Echo gave an indignant look as Jesse turned to you again and jabbed a finger at Hardcase, “Hit it!”

Again a beat poured out of the speakers and Jesse wasted no time. His hips instantly started jolting to the music as he put the skewer of fruit between his teeth. When Jesse moved his body it was hard and fast, constantly in motion just as the song demanded. He definitely had some moves and used the bouncing thrusts to push himself closer to where you were seated.

Like most of his brothers, he had forgone the top half of his armor that night, leaving his chest covered in nothing but his blacks. Keeping just an arm’s length away from you, Jesse started rubbing his hands down his sides, until he got to the hem of his shirt. Then, he pulled the fabric out from his belt and lifted it, revealing his well-toned muscles to your wide eyes.

Your greedy eyes pleased him and pulled the garnish from his teeth, “Like what you see, baby?”

He didn’t stop there, of course. Making sure it caught your eye, he trailed the cherry down his chest until it met bare skin. Juice from the fruit collected in the dips of Jesse’s abs as he rubbed it across his stomach. It was your turn to lick your lips, which pleased him even more.

“Come here, mesh’la, I’ll let you have a taste-”

“What the hells is going on up here?!”

The unfamiliar voice had all of you snapping out of whatever debaucherous bubble you had built around yourselves. Somehow, in the midst of all this, no one really seemed to care that you were all still in a corner booth on 79’s second floor.

Well, the manager cared, and he was standing there looking over the scene (you, disheveled in a chair, and Jesse rubbing fruit over his abs) with absolute disgust on his face.

“What? We’re having fun, what’s it to you?” Jesse snapped, clearly annoyed that his shot with you was being interrupted.

“Fun!?” the manager mocked in horror, “Son, this is a bar, not a strip club! Not to mention the racket all of you were making,” he cast a glare at the booth, “out! All of you, get out!”

Hardcase jumped from his seat, “Hold on a damn minute!”

“OUT!” the manager seethed, “And just be thankful I’m just throwing you out tonight and not banning all of Torrent Company!”

Knowing that they would listen if you stepped in, you got up from your seat and took Jesse’s hand, “Come on, boys, we don’t want to be any trouble, right?”

Jesse and Hardcase were still narrowing their eyes at the other man, but, catching your look, they softened. When Tup, Fives, and Echo started gathering their things from the table at your pleading eyes, they finally mumbled their agreements.

Thankfully, the manager didn’t feel the need to continue his berating comments as everyone filed out the door. But, of course, because these were your boys we’re talking about, the moment they were outside, the loud cursing and complaining started.

“This is bantha shit!”

“Buzzkill!”

“No fun!”

“Had the perfect song for my dance!”

You laughed at their array of comments, especially when Hardcase flung his arms around you and clung to you as everyone started walking. “Come on, boys, it’s not that bad! Listen, I say we get some booze from the corner store up the way, and we can make as much of a racket as we want back at my place.”

The words didn’t strike you as anything suggestive. The boys had drunk at your apartment plenty of times before, but, given the context, it was no surprise that some of them exchanged looks.

“I’m in,” Echo said, the corner of his lips lifting as he caught Fives’ eye.

Tup, who was walking backwards in front of you, flashed that toothy smile of his, “Sounds like a perfect night to me.” That’s when he reached up and pulled his hair loose from his top knot. “And back at your place, gives the rest of us a chance to really show you our moves.” He winked at his curls came cascading down.

Hardcase tightened his grip on you, “Oh, kriff yeah!”

Well, looks like the night was just getting started.

I want to give my sincere apologies to all the Jesse Girls, plz don't strangle me for cock blocking you lol

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#501st x reader #fives x reader #arc trooper fives x reader #kix x reader #clone medic kix x reader #jesse x reader #arc trooper jesse x reader #tcw jesse x reader #deeja writes #spicy lemons #sort of #reverse clone harem

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kusuokisser · 9 months

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despite what you may think saiki actually really likes people who dont particularly care for sweets. "but saiki likes sweets why would he want to be around people who dont?" BECAUSE he automatically gets their sweet treats. if they dont want it he does and he gets it. and it lets him give away foods he doesnt like too

#saiki doesnt like spicy foods so he mainly hangs out with people who like spicy hate sweet #theyd be like hey saiki my mom made xyz dessert do you want it #and hed do his equivalent of falling in love #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #disastrous life of saiki k #saiki #kusuo #five thinks too much

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fang-and-feather · 3 months

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Ikemen Vampire - Leonardo x Reader

Words: 1,042

Summary: A break on a cold day, before tackling the big task of cleaning the library, in your boyfriend’s arms, cozy under your favorite blanket, was just what you needed. You didn't expect taking the "warming up" that far. Not that you were complaining.

Rating: Explicit/NSFW

Tags: Semi-Public Sex, Non-Penetrative Sex

For Week V of Ikemen Prompts at @ikemenprompts, prompt(s): Library and Sweet & Spicy Wintertime hosted by @xxsycamore, prompt(s): Touching under the blanket and favorite blanket

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You loved Leonardo, but sometimes he was just exasperating.

You shouldn’t be surprised to find him sleeping on the library’s floor. What should have been a high stack of books was now tumbled to the floor beside him, others open around.

But finding him in random spots like this hadn’t been so common during winter. It almost looked like he had better sense for once.

Of course he didn’t, and before you was the proof. As if you needed one.

Sighing, you gathered all the books and set them aside, before returning to his room and grabbing a blanket.

“You really should sleep in your room, you know?” You chuckled, kissing his forehead as you adjusted the blanket over him. “Not that you care. But for me, seeing you this vulnerable makes me want to take advantage of you.”

You leaned in to kiss him, but before you could, Leonardo opened his eyes a crack, giving you his usual smile.

“Then why don’t you, cara mia?” He asked, his husky, sleepy voice making you shiver.

The blanket fell aside as he reached for you, tugging on your arm, making you tumble forward, right into his embrace, before he threw the blanket over both of your bodies.

“Leonardo! I have to get back to work.” You finally managed to protest, trying to push yourself to stand up and leave, but he wrapped an arm loosely around your waist.

“Well, I think it’s about time you get a break. You work too hard, sometimes.”

“I’m not working too hard. And you were only pretending to be sleeping?”

“No. I woke up to the around of your sweet voice saying such naughty things.” He caressed your lips with a thumb. “And you’re cold. That’s enough reason for you to take a break. We don’t want you getting sick, do we?”

He turned you around so you were sitting on his lap and adjusted the blanket to keep both of you warm.

You gave in then. A break was just what you needed. In your boyfriend’s arms, cozy under your favorite blanket. Maybe a quick nap. You should have known that last part was out of question now that Leonardo was awake.

Instead, what you got was a hand groping you while the other hugged you to him.

“Leonardo. Here’s not the place for this.” You tried to protest. But it sounded unconvincing even to you. “Anyone could walk in.”

“No one will come here when they know you will be cleaning.”

“Sebastian could.”

“I think he’ll be a little too busy with you being here to supervise.” Like always, you couldn’t argue with him. Leonardo had already thought of everything. “Besides,” he added, teeth grazing the tip of your ear, “no one would even notice, as long as you stay quiet.”

Easy for him to say when you were the one who had him nibbling on your ear, as well as a pair of hands sneaking under your clothes, one cupping a breast, and the other tracing patterns on your thig.

You had to bite back a moan when he pinched your nipple, and a whimper still escaped when he rubbed over your clit with the heel of the other hand.

Despite his words, Leonardo seemed intent on making you anything but quiet.

“Seems like you’re warm already, cara mia. Do you want to stop?”

He was such a bastard sometimes! He started this, and he already knew your answer. In any other place you would have attempted to take over. Turn the tables on him. But here you just wanted this to be quick.

Didn’t mean you wouldn’t do something later.

“I want you to stop teasing me already.” You reached back with both arms and tangled your hands on his hair, pulling his head closer to your neck.

Sometimes you had such an urge to have him bite you, despite knowing he wouldn’t. What you got was him sucking on your skin, leaving marks you probably would have some difficulty hiding. Which you wouldn’t mind if they hadn’t been made while you should be working.

His hand on your breast moved down, light touches tickling your skin, making you squirm, while the other hand finally pushed your underwear out of the way, fingers making direct contact with your clit, then slipped down to tease your entrance before moving back up again.

“You’re so wet already. Is it just me, or does the risk of getting caught excites you?”

You couldn’t contain your moans for long, as his hands explored more of you, making every inch of skin tingle and burn. A louder whimper came out when his hand moved down your other thig, and an even louder moan when it moved back up, fingers twisting your clit lightly.

“That’s it, cara mia. Let yourself go. Think of nothing but me, and let me hear you.”

Your grip on him tightened as he brought you to your climax, his hands still teasing you until it subsided and your body went limp.

“Good girl.” Leonardo adjusted your position and the now-messed-up blanket to cuddle you to his chest and keep you warm. Not that the heat between you was cooling down already. “It feels better now, doesn’t it? Rest a little, and you can get back to work a little warmer.” He kissed your forehead.

From searing hot to sweetly warm. The shift would feel strange coming from anyone else, but with Leonardo, you just accepted it and snuggled into his chest.

“What about you?”

You could feel how wound up he was, and it was only right you helped a little. You weren’t so tired that you couldn’t.

“As much as I would love your help, if I get started now, I’m not going to let you go for the rest of the day.” He chuckled, kissing you. “I’ll get my books and go back to my room when you go back to work. Maybe take a bath. But if you find me sleeping again, I wouldn’t mind you ‘taking advantage’” Leonardo winked at you, making you blush.

You knew if you found him sleeping in his room for once, it would be on purpose, but that wouldn’t keep you from doing just that.

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marbled-polecat · 1 year

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EDIT: I forgot the scar on the side of his head, oops! I meaaaan, yes, it’s been there the entire time! *nod nod*

Now it’s Fives’ turn to distract Echo!

You can find the full spicy version on ao3 here.

You can find Echo’s version here.

#arc trooper fives #fives #kama kink #tcw #the clone wars #star wars #spicy #one small change au #reset the dominoes #cloneship #my art

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cloned-eyes · 11 months

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Guess who has a AO3 now (special thanks to @therisingdarkness who not only provided me with a invitation but helped me set up everything)

see the full piece here

#star wars #arc trooper fives #ct 5555 #star wars fanart #star wars cw #star wars tcw #clone trooper #clone art #clone fanart #eyesdraws #nsft art #spicy

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your-stranger-halfblood-things · 1 year

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Eddie and Jargyle get Steve into drugs and then we have the four stoner boyfriends who are all dating each other. And then their best friends- Ronance obviously, the ones who keep them out of trouble

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anstarwar · 1 year

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Alone time for Echo and Fives

Full spice can be found on my Ao3

18+ onllllly

#echo and fives #they missed each other #like a whole ton #spicy #my art #cloneship #clone shipping #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives

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pinkyjulien · 4 months

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Valentin & Mitch | 655/?? ▶ When the heat of the afternoon puts you in the mood 🔞

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Mitch Anderson #Valentin Da Silva #Aldecaldos #OTP: High Voltage #MLM #Screenshot #Virtual Photography #👁👄👁 OOF...... OOF. So I- hHhgfhhgf #I discovered that one of the synced poses from Five bedroom pack really FIT. FIT perfectly #like. Y'know HGFHH I lost it- Mitch dicks fit perfectly into Val and I OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHH #ghfh full on Pillowfort UwU #man I-- aight............... jesus hgueziHUIGEHIUZhuihugiez #also Also the first pic could be the Last too uwu good ol' love session and right back to chillin into each others arms and comfort #a bit more smelly and dirty #also tbh. Aint surprised when one is reading a spicy gay novel #and the other probably scrolling his socials and seeing some spicy posts #Val innocently rubbin his elbow into Mitch crotch until he gets the message #👁👄👁 ah God Im OOOAHIuhhhgzehuigheuizhuigez

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buffetlicious · 1 month

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Mum usually buys enough fish for two separate dishes so we are having the Spicy Red Snapper & Bamboo Shoot for dinner. The Braised Pig's Trotter & Pork Belly with shiitake mushrooms and whole garlic cloves is last night dish but as the trotters take time to tenderize, we left it for tonight.

#Mum's Cooking #Home-Cooked #Dinner #Red Snapper #Spicy #Chilli #Fish #Bamboo Shoot #Seafood #Braised Pig's Trotter #Braised Pork Belly #Five-Spice #卤肉 #Shiitake Mushroom #Garlic Clove #Savoury #White Rice #Food #Buffetlicious

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kiwiana-writes · 7 months

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First sentence prompt: “Don’t act innocent when we both know where your mouth was two minutes ago.”

“Don’t act innocent when we both know where your mouth was two minutes ago.”

Alex shrugs, sliding back into the booth with a tray of shots in hand as Nora wraps up an oddly sultry rendition of Malibu. “I have no idea what you're talking about,” he tells June loftily. “I'm practically virginal.”

The loudest mocking laughter he gets in response doesn't come from the table, even though two of them have direct proof of the lie in his statement and the other three are painfully aware. No, the loudest derider of his virtue is, of all people, Cash.

[Send me an ask with the first sentence of a fic and I’ll write you the next five.]

#next five fic sentences #stereopticons #did I consider making this NOT spicy just to be contrary? yes #but ultimately I am who I am as a person #kiwiana-writes

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non-plutonian-druid · 1 year

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[ID: an illustration of Delores as a mermaid swimming in a pool and looking at Five. It is a distant overhead shot in 3 point perspective. They are in the ruins of what might be a courtyard or a bathhouse. The color palette is made of teals, oranges, pinks, and yellows. Also in the ruins are a handful of trees and plants, a stone bench, and a frieze of a mermaid. End ID.]

i dont really know what this is. why is delores a mermaid? what is this building? why is there a mermaid in it? what does this have to do with the umbrella academy? where did five find a mermaid? all of these questions and more are completely unanswered and you can decide for yourself. i just wanted to draw a mermaid, and tile, and five and delores, and a statue, all at the same time. enjoy!

#tua #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #delores tua #dolores tua #five x dolores #five x delores #i dont know what the tag for their ship is. surely there must be one right?#in which i continue to prove that the best i can do re: ship art is two people sitting kind of next to eachother lmao #greatest tragedy is that koi fish go great with the color palette but i cant invoke koi fish imagery willy-nilly in this fandom #all bafflement about what the fuck kind of au this is aside #i am so pleased with the colors #i used color palette reference for this which i never do and it turned out great #my art #mermaids #mermaid #ruins #apocalypse #its probably too far down to put visibility tags but its worth a shot #also for the eagle eyed among you there IS a spicy mermaid statue nipple #i chose not to mark this as mature because it is microscopic

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zoeykallus · 1 year

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Hi! I love your fanfics:)

If you don't mind could I request can I request a Bad batch x reader plus Cody and Fives how they would react to you swimming naked in a lake to tease them, and it can be smutty;) but can it also be some fluff?:) Thank you

Aloha! Thanks a lot!

Sounds like fun :))

The Bad Batch / Cody / Fives x Fem!Reader HC's - Skinny Dipping

Warnings: Mentioned Nudity / Suggestive / Sexual Themes / 18+ / Fluff

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Hunter

"Cyare? Cyare where are you?"

Hunter walks along the lakeshore, it is already late, two moons are in the night sky, bathing the lake in bright silver light. His gaze sweeps across the lake, then he sees movement at the same moment he steps on one of your shoes. He looks down and sees all your clothes, including your underwear, lying there on the shore in front of him.

"Oh," he says softly as he realizes you've gone skinny dipping. Warmth spreads under his skin, especially in his crotch.

He looks back to the water where he saw the movement.

"Cyare?"

You emerge from the water, wipe the water from your face, and grin at him.

"There you are!" you say cheerfully.

He grins and begins to take off his gear.

"You're just going skinny dipping without me? What if a stranger came by?"

You laugh and say, "Then I would have called you."

"What if I hadn't heard you?"

You watch very closely as he undresses, gradually exposing his toned body. Muscles that stand out under toned skin. The tattoo on his face, continues all over his body to his feet. He is a picture for the gods, a beautiful man, and he is all yours.

With a smirk, you say, "But you always hear me, even when I don't want you to".

Hunter finally gets into the water, you approach him. He's already reaching out his arms to you and pulls you to him as soon as he can grab you. Wet skin nestled against wet skin, you feel the heat of his body against yours. You wrap your legs around his hips to press yourself against him.

His lips immediately drive onto yours and steal a fiery kiss, your tongues chasing each other, dueling with velvety collisions.

Echo

Echo looks at the natural pools of steaming water. There is snow all around, but the water seems warm.

"So these are the hot springs"

"Correct," you say gleefully. "Supposed to be one of the most romantic places on the planet".

Echo kisses your cheek, smirks, and says, "I don't make romance dependent on location, Mesh'la"

You roll your eyes but smile at him as you reply, "It doesn't hurt to have the setting match the atmosphere though"

Echo kneels at the edge of one of the pools and takes a sample, which he runs through his portable scanner. He looks at the results of the analysis and finally says, "The readings are good, harmless. Theoretically, you could bathe in it."

"Good," you say, already undressing.

Echo blinks.

"What are you doing?"

"Going for a swim."

He looks around frantically to make sure you're really alone.

"But you don't have a bathing suit-" Echo interrupts himself as he watches you already take off your bra, and just pull down your panties. He swallows and changes his stance as he notices that it's getting tight behind his codpiece.

He accidentally drops the scanner, which falls into the water. He curses softly and looks at the water.

"Tech is going to be upset about this."

When he looks at you again you stand there naked, the cold winter air has given you goosebumps, and he can't help but stare at your erect nipples. Echo licks his lips, heat has risen in his cheeks.

With a cheeky grin, you climb into the warm water.

"This is really wonderful, come on in," you urge him.

His smile looks almost shy as he asks, "Are you sure we're alone here?"

"Honestly, I don't care. Come on in, my darling."

As he undresses, you see that he is already in the mood. His hard length, stands proudly erect.

"Look at you, pretty boy"

He chuckles nervously and joins you in the water.

Echo says, "I want you so bad right now and at the same moment you still make me so nervous, like I'm still a clueless cadet."

You wrap your arms around his shoulders and snuggle up to him.

"I think that's one of the nicest compliments you've given me so far".

As you gently reach for his cock and begin to stroke it, he lets out a stuttering breath.

"Let me show you some nice things, Cadet Echo".

Wrecker

Wrecker and you have rented a cottage with indoor pool for a long weekend. You've been saving up for this well-deserved vacation for quite a while.

When you go to the pool in the morning, while Wrecker is still in bed and asleep, you take off all your clothes to go swimming. You're alone, no one else is here, so why not.

"Mesh'la?!"

Wrecker's voice rumbles agitatedly through the cottage.

"In the pool, honey."

Wrecker comes rushing into the poolroom and takes a deep breath when he sees you in the water. He looks relieved, like he was really worried about you.

You look at him questioningly.

"What's wrong? Did something happen?"

"When I woke up you were gone, and you weren't in the bathroom, you weren't in the kitchen, I got nervous," he says, sounding almost a little reproachful.

Now you understand his uneasiness.

"I'm sorry, Wrecker," you say softly, swimming to the edge of the pool in his direction.

He glances at the lounger to his right and sees your clothes. A grin appears on his face.

"Mesh'la, are you naked in the water?"

He tries to make out something through the water and takes off his pajamas. He's undressed so fast, you couldn't even answer him when he already takes a run-up and does an ass-bomb into the water.

The water splashes in all directions, and when Wrecker resurfaces, he laughs heartily. He paddles towards you and grabs you immediately.

"My naked mesh'la," he coos and kisses you as your legs wrap around his hips.

Tech

Look here

Crosshair

You have no idea that Crosshair has been following you and watching you all the time. He has watched in fascination as you have revealed your curves, letting your clothes fall into the grass on the shore.

His eyes wander along your body, from top to bottom, over and over. He licks his lips, which have a cheeky little smirk on them. He's hungry for you.

As you slowly walk into the water, he quietly comes out from between the trees at the edge of the forest to the shore. You have turned your back on him and don't see that he is there.

Crosshair stands there silently for a while, watching you go further into the water until it almost reaches your shoulders. Then you turn around.

You are so startled to see him standing there on the shore that a little cry escapes your lips.

"Crosshair," you finally say, taking a deep breath, "Why do you keep sneaking up on me? Someday my heart will stop because of you."

He gives you a cheeky smile.

"You make it too easy for me though. You're always distracted by something or with your head in the clouds" he teases you.

"Maybe I was thinking about you"

Crosshair raises a brow in amusement and says, "Well I sure hope you're always thinking about me when you get naked"

You make a vague hand gesture to tease him.

"Well, sometimes"

Crosshair narrows his eyes to slits and begins to take off his armor and strip.

"Who else would you think of?" he asks grumpily.

You laugh and say, "Don't take everything so seriously."

Your gaze wanders down his now naked body as he finally marches into the water and towards you. His lean body is sinewy and trained. Crosshair is slender, but his tanned skin, stretches over well-toned muscles.

When he reaches you, he looks at you so penetratingly, as if he were looking straight into your soul. He grips your chin with his hand, turns your head slightly upward, and leans toward you. Very close to your face, when his lips almost touch yours, he says, "Don't play games with me, kitten".

"What happens if I do?"

His lips very softly touch yours, you feel every word as he speaks, "Then I would have to punish you."

You ask quietly and ever so gently, "You would hurt me?"

"Never."

He kisses you deeply, his lips and tongue gentle yet demanding.

As your lips part again you ask, "But then how would you punish me?"

Crosshair sighs softly and says, "Stop questioning my statements and let me make love to you."

You giggle as he pulls you close to him.

"Silly little mermaid" he huffs with a smirk as you wrap your arms around his shoulders.

Cody

He is lost in his thoughts. Cody has today off, yet he has only work on his mind. He's thinking about getting new equipment for some of his men as soon as he gets back and some other things he keeps going over in his head. He is in civilian clothes today. But he still has his holopad with him and is going over various things for work.

It annoys you that he is so absent minded. The day is beautiful, you are alone, the sun is shining and there is a calm beautiful lake in front of you. You get up and say, "I'm going to go swimming naked".

Cody replies absentmindedly, "Fine, honey. That sounds like a good idea"

Frowning critically you look at him, but he is completely focused on his holopad. With a sigh, you begin to undress. When you are finally completely naked and only your panties are off, you toss them onto his holopad.

Cody pauses.

"What-"

He looks up and sees you standing naked in front of him. He blinks and swallows.

"Mesh'la?"

"Like I just said, I'm going to go swimming naked. Maybe someone will come by and take some time for me"

Again he blinks. As you turn to go into the water. He jumps up and grabs your arm.

"Take it easy, you're not going without me".

"Funny you didn't seem too interested a minute ago" you tease him.

Cody smiles and sighs softly, "I'm sorry. You're right. Today is a day off, we don't have many of those. We should take advantage of it."

He lets go of you, gives you a kiss and finally starts to undress as well. You rush into the water and he is right behind you just a few seconds later, grabbing your hips in the water and pulling you towards him.

"I'm such a lucky man," he says dreamily, kissing your neck.

You put your arms around his shoulders and say suggestively, "Then maybe you should make me a lucky woman."

He nibbles on your earlobe, pressing you closer to him, and you feel that he is already hard.

"I'd love to"

Fives

He is at the agreed meeting place, but you are not there. At least that's what he thinks. Fives looks around nervously. It's not like you to be late. Especially not on a date with him, usually you're always there before him.

As he looks around, though, he spots something on the shore. Fives walks up to it and realizes it's clothes, your clothes, he recognizes your shoes and your favorite bra. Are you walking around naked? Has something happened to you?

Again his eyes wander along the shore, but then he sees movement in the water in the corner of his eye. Five's gaze darts in the appropriate direction. There you are, grinning cheekily at him. You're standing in the water, it barely reaches your breasts.

Fives licks his lips.

"Hello Mesh'la," he says with a smirk.

His gaze hangs on your wet breasts.

"What is it? Are you going to make me wait any longer? Stop staring, take off your clothes and join me in the water," you urge him with a laugh.

Fives slips out of his clothes in such a hurry that he almost loses his balance several times. You can't help but stare at him as he runs naked into the water. He is a magnificent sight, firm muscles under tanned skin, broad shoulders. And that cheeky glint in his eye as he comes closer hits you right in the heart, as always.

"Finally, there's my handsome man".

Fives laughs, reaches for you and wraps you in his strong arms in the water.

"Have you been waiting for me for a long time?" he asks, kissing your face over and over.

"A few minutes"

His lips graze over your cheek to your lips, there they rest gently as he whispers, "Sorry I kept you waiting".

"You can make it up to me" you say softly, wrapping your legs around his middle under the water.

Fives kisses you deeply before saying, "I plan to. I hope you brought some time with you"

"For you, always."

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bisexualpercyjacksons · 3 months

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no wait wait wait hear me out about how the four beads is a truly devious and smart addition

so starting off with four beads from the dryad establishes a few things:

1. getting out of the underworld wasn’t something they really thought about yet (too many steps ahead, I also have ADHD I get it)

2. poseidon HAS thought of that problem and has made the beads in preparation to protect them

3. poseiden thought about rescuing sally when planning how to get everyone back safely, not just percy and his friends

2 & 3 plant the seeds (a long with the dryad’s words and hermes’ comments) that poseiden really does care about percy (and sally!). yes I know I know, bare minimum to care about your kid etc. but considering this is a show and we don’t get percy’s internal monologue it kinda makes sense to have a little more details that make poseiden seem better to the audience

[read more break to not clog up the tag. I promise I get into the angst shortly]

all these little bits that imply poseiden really does want to be there for him but can’t, that he’s been watching from afar because he didn’t want zeus to find out he broke the pact and take his anger out on his son and former love (yes, love! this is the man/god that wanted sally to be his queen with him in his underwater kingdom!!!). I actually really like the idea of those posts about how he has been helping out in little ways over the years because. let’s be real for a second. NO WAY does sally afford that apartment AND have the ability to send percy to specialized boarding schools with the salary of a CANDY SHOP EMPLOYEE. I get it I get it, the gods are deadbeats, but I’ll admit I kind of like the idea that he’s been doing what he feasibly could without getting caught by making extra money appear in sally’s bank account or sm

making him seem (and possibly be) more sympathetic is another reason that fuels percy to change the system rather than join luke to tear it all down. he knows the system is bad but he sees hope and truly believes it can be changed for the better. that is something that can be saved, not destroyed

4. this is kinda irrelevant but I like that it is the dryad that agrees to give percy the pearls after poseiden says for him and his friends to go back to camp because she wants him to have a chance to change things. gives her a little bit more agency. (also y’all she’s SO pretty in gay but moving in)

so. four beads.

if we want to keep the dilemma and character growth that comes with there only being three beads and someone having to make a sacrifice, something needs to happen: one of the beads breaks or someone loses it

is it percy? who has realized they need four beads for EVERYONE to come back and is horrified that they now only have three, meaning either he himself or one of the most important people to him has to be left behind in actual hell in order for the world to be saved? think about the dread and self-loathing that would come from that

or is it annabeth or grover? where the horrifying realization is the same but now there is a gut reaction from percy to be upset with the person who loses/breaks it. he loves his friends and can’t stay mad at them but now they are in this impossible dilemma to choose who stays behind and it’s killing all of them. the impossibly guilt of the person who breaks/loses it knowing that it’s their fault someone doesn’t get to go home, someone has to stay behind in the underworld

and when does this happen? early on, and we spend the episode watching them all try to figure out the dreadful problem of who gets left behind. looking at each other thinking, I can’t leave them behind, I can’t. they’re my family. but we can’t leave percy’s mom behind either.

or does it happen right before they have the chance to go, and they all think everyone is going to make it and sally is in percy’s grasp only for everything to fall apart and now everyone is looking at each other thinking, who is going to have to be left behind? who has to be the sacrifice?

anyways, I think there is something truly devious about them KNOWING there NEEDS to be four beads and HAVING THEM only to have something happen and the option of everyone going home safe being ripped from their grasps

#I let my English muffin sit in the toaster oven for like five extra minutes after it dinged to finish this post #everyone being like FOUR BEADS IM WORRIED and I’m like NO THINK OF THE POTENTIAL #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv #pjo tv spoilers #pjo 1x06 #pjo speculation #grover underwood #annabeth chase #sally jackson #not sure how else to tag this #mine #I haven’t read the books in a decade so I’m slightly rusty on lore but like guys this is how we can still win #yes I know deadbeat parent gods yes but have you considered this makes things more spicy #adds more flavor #also yall this man wanted to make sally his queen you gotta admit that on some level he cares

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