Vox: I thought I might stay over tonight.
Alastor: Why?
Vox: Because we're boyfriend and boyfriend.
Alastor: To do what?
Vox:
Vox: I'm actually not sure.
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Mikey: I made a bet with Casey, and you can't make me look uncool in front of Casey.
Raph: CASEY IS NOT COOL!
Mikey: He is to me...
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Vi, looking lovingly at Caitlyn: She's Barbie, I'm just Ken.
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Miraak: I thought maybe I could stay over tonight.
Last Dragonborn: Why?
Miraak: 'Cause we're boyfriend and girlfriend.
Last Dragonborn: And do what?
Miraak: . . .
Miraak: I have no idea.
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Imagine Ratchet warning Orion about love after hearing his friend's solicitous feeling, accompanied with a blue tint of blush on cheek, towards the Silver gladiator
Ratchet:
Love is for nitwits which we're obviously not
Who needs a heart that's going to bleed?
It's inconvenient and just makes you hot
Let me tell you what you need
Not just any clown
Someone with a crown
And a happy life is guaranteed
Orion:
But, Rachet, that can't be right.
All the books I've read
All the poems always said
That a heart is made to share
Joy's not found in things
Such as necklaces and rings
But in love that's always there
That's the jewel beyond compare
For curious individuals who are clueless about the song
Your welcome
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“Her milkshakes brings THIS BOY to the yard!”
- Jaune about Yang, probably
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Minako: *partying with the Inners* You guys ever think about dying?
Makoto: *cutting the music*
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To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, I lost interest.
Deke Shaw
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Lucas: I thought I might stay over tonight.
Max: Why?
Lucas: Because we’re boyfriend and girlfriend.
Max: To do what?
Lucas: …
Lucas: I’m actually not sure.
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Ares, looking at Xena: She's everything. I'm just Ken.
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