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this week has been... como se dice.... bad
#wow shush lavi#eurhg..... it's just been one dick punch after another lads#it doesn't help that i've been stuck in my apartment for 2 weeks cos of my foot#at least tomorrow i should be freed from my stupid splint#and i can kinda sorta walk and stuff#so that'll help#but otherwise ouch. i'm lowkey sending my resume out again. hate that for me
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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts#course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism#being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn#i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus#cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself#into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation#but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy#and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system#you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao#yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic#aromanticism#aro positivity#aroace#arospec#sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon#you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better#life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not#i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao
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today i offer you tmnt art. tomorrow???? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#half a year ago if you would've told me i was gonna get obsessed with teenage mutant ninja turtles i would've laughed. but here we are.#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#rottmnt april#pizza time with the boys!#im gonna have to censor the hospital one to post on insta so that'll be fun#pov ur friend never got her mystic pizazz for her project so she still needs your help instead#the comic is from a stupid tiktok
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I'm hoping to be able to get back to some writing projects soon. I'm almost through with the remodel on my house, which has been eating me alive for the last two months. All the packing and worrying, sleeping in a crappy bed tucked up in the corner in a cramped room, locking my cats up every day, plus all the structural problems they found (one wall was close to collapsing! Because the window leaked! Into the wall! And rotted the support beam!).
But, carpet and vinyl are down, laminate should go down tomorrow and appliances installed, and after that is just the long-term project of unpacking everything I own but that shouldn't take very long.
(seriously everything but my couch, kitchen table, and dresser is crammed into two rooms including the room I'm sleeping in with my three cats, it hasn't been pleasant)
And I still can't take a shower, so it looks like dry shampoo and a sink bath again for me. It's almost over!
#literally my life is#remodel#no but seriously#i'm waking up every hour#with pinched nerves#it's bad#new bed comes this weekend#so that'll help
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omfg i want a dog so bad 😓
#personal#i'll be watching my sister's dog in a few weeks#so that'll help#i couldnt afford a dog rn anyways but#i miss that sort of companionship#we've always had dogs in our house#usually multiple#but i need to be way more financially stable before i get a dog#and my other companions need to be 100% squared away before i add another responsibility to my list
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I went in at level 24 and came back level 91...
#did not help that i ran into a monster house...#im going through pmd eos again#i never beat the post game so that'll be fun#pmd#pokemon mystery dungeon#pokemon#pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of sky#pmd eos#art#digital art#digitalart#fanart#fan art#oc#comic#pmd2#pmd explorers#explorers of sky
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#16! i think!!! i refuse to go check#faith trust and pixie dust i know im right. do u think anyone in briar valley has a blastcycle. do u think. i want silver to try riding one#him with a fuckgin BICYCLE HELMET sure sweetie that'll help. he's gonna have a blast he's gonna love it. epels gonna go so FAST#epel is. so hard to draw. this is the portion of chars that i struggle to draw so epel truthers out there? yall are so brave#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#epel felmier#suntails
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nyam
open for better quality | no reposts | hc's under the cut
ok so i established the hc that his favorite dim sum dish is phoenix claws but that he also likes steamed char siu bao (which aligns w/ his signature dish)
the first two chibi doodles and the full-body art are based off of that ^
i hc that the aunties in the market will watch his performances and offer him food from their stalls at the end as a thank you as well ^^ i imagine the aunties beckoning him over like "leng zai" or "gaming zaizai"
anyway. that's what the chibi doodle at the bottom is based off of
pictured in the art is a paper wrapped cake, hong kong style egg tart, and egg puffs bc i also mentioned previously that i hc that he likes mild sweets
#genshin gaming#嘉明#genshin impact#fanart#myart#doodle#if i do not see gaming art i will simply make some myself#i also tagged his name in hanzi so hopefully that'll help w/ searching for him??#i'm posting this before the livestream airs and mhy disproves all my hc's for him hahaha#very excited for lantern rite... i would love for gaming to interact w/ c.hongyun and/or xiao#if not though i will still be happy seeing them around ^^
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drawing my ocs cause i missed them
#my art#my ocs#lidkaer#described in alt text#my babiiiieess. cut mayu's hair so she can bishi like never before and also because she basically had the same haircut as nightshade#and it bothered mee. i think the reason why ive been unhappy with how i draw faces for a year is because ive been drawing the same 3 ones#over and over and over again a bit too many times. so i wanted to draw them see if that'll help and it did!!#i just needed to draw different people sdjfksfg. this is my third time trying this meme but first i actually finish it. since they're all#trans and autistic (execpt shadi) i always struggled which who should be who but heh. not that important
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VOX, Media Overlord | 1x02 - Radio Killed The Video Star
"[He's] up in his tower waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down."
#hazbin hotel#vox#hazbin vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#requested#hazbin hotel edit#hazbin edit#my gifs#radio killed the video star#Certified Redemption ☑︎#oh yes. definitely gonna do more of him. he's tricky but doable#he's a fun challenge. it's tough to keep his bright colors bright and saturated#while at the same time not oversaturating him#cuz if i don't recolor at all he comes out BLAND and boring#but if i saturate him even a little then he can oversaturate and then the image quality is MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD bc#the higher the saturation and contrast = the worse the quality gets. which is funny cuz this show is all high sat and contrast LMAO#but i'm making him work. got a decent recipe for him so far. i'll keep playing with him cuz wow his shots are so NICE#like sure his two colors contrast a lot but at least they're FLAT for the most part. so that helps a lot in the color tables#character spotlight#also it's weird...#usually i have a thing for pathetic bi men but somehow vox didn't trigger the awooga cortex in my brain. wonder if/when that'll change 🤔#i think i'm too busy simping for vaggie and husk to give him attention rn is all kjsdhfljsdhjfkhs#flashing gif#flickering gif
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Happy Holidays to Pep and the gang!
Pep: "..."
Pep: "Mrrp!"
Pep: "Niaga uoy ees ot deticxe ma I!!! Syadiloh yppah!!! Sdneirf olleh!!!"
Pep: "Kool emoc! Enoyreve rof staert gnikam yad lla ysub neeb ev'ew!"
Pep: "Olleh yas sdneirf ruo! Kcirb ,kool kool!"
Brick: *happy greeting squeak!*
Pep: "Enoyreve rof eikooc a edam ew! Kool!"
Pep: "Sdneirf, uoy rof tsuj eno laiceps a s'ereht dna!"
(Happy holidays to you too! Everyone can't be here right now, but I hope you guys enjoy a little bonus post for now, hehe)
#pizza tower#fake peppino#brick the rat#peppino and gus are here but I am not gonna tag them#also not gonna tag all the cookie characters#translation: “Hello friends!!! Happy holidays!!! I am excited to see you again!!!”#“We've been busy all day making treats for everyone! Come look!”#“Look look Brick! Our friends say hello!”#“Look! We made a cookie for everyone!”#“And there's a special one just for you friends!”#bonus story post#that'll be the tag for now#probably worth mentioning that this is a few months after where the current story is#hence cookies of Vigi and Pepperman#also probably too detailed for real cookies but I do not care#Pep is so talented he can do anything like detailed cookie art#and Brick too she helped#ALSO ALSO YOU CAN'T SEE IT#but Brick's sweater says 'Merry Cheesemas' and I need you to know this#okay enjoy the post I spent too long on making those cookies it's time for bed
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Okay, au where Shen Yuan is the older than Shen Jiu and Yue Qing. And this boy just goes "I'm a single mother of two" mode, he is responsible but is on the fringes of unhealthily independent as to make sure both of these kids get food and water and have a somewhat decent childhood.
Shen Jiu most likely sees Shen Yuan as a reliable adult but with a bad penchant of focusing too much on Shen Jiu and Yue Qi for resources. Yue Qi sees the same but wants to help Shen Yuan in getting more food and water.
Of course when the Qiu House comes knocking, Shen Yuan puts himself in the stead of Shen Jiu and ensures both of them leave. While Shen Yuan tries to both get a better standing in the house and looking to leave over the course of the years, he doesn't hold out much hope for Shen Jiu and Yue Qi to come back.
Last SY saw of them, they were kids, thin and tiny and barely fast enough to outrun adults. But when almost a decade comes, both of them rock up.
SJ is pissed, but looks composed, but still ready to burn the place down. YQ is livid, looking calm as anything, but is talking very nicely with the Young Master of the house in getting one of their slaves.
SY is brought out. He looks slightly healthier, not much, but he has some weight to him, and he is clothed better than rags. He looks presentable. He looks over to the two and has a mini heart attack.
Dawning realisation that "oh fuck, I was raising the scum villain and the head of Cang Qiong Peak" add a light anxiety attack in his head as he just watches everything happen.
They leave, SY in slight shock as he is now free, to Cang Qiong. Now this can go anywhere.
I personally want SY to not be a cultivator but a librarian to the libraries of SJ's peak to help Binghe get the correct manuel but also guide him a teacher-adjacent way to him and others.
Sure, SY would have a shorter life compared to others, but I think with him trying to become a cultivator when he is an adult already would be more difficult and just not worth it.
But anyone can pick this up to something else, possible with a hibernating system until Binghe comes around? Who knows? But enjoy this random, in the moment au :D
#svsss#svsss shen yuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen twins#not really??#shen brothers#thats more of the tone#yue qingyuan#svsss au#svsss ideas#help the chokehold of older shen yuan is killimg me#please someone steal this from me before i write it >:(#but also Yue Qi deserves an older brother figure who gives him as many gray hairs as his younger one >:)#poor boy will be stressed by the mere image of these two being on the same peak#lol imagine Cumplane becoming friends and everyone going like “the librarian and the stats lord??? the fuck??”#that'll be funny#svsss shen jiu#luo binghe is going to be so confused by the two Shens#imagine you have kinda mean(less truamatised) Shen Jiu being harsh and strict#and flighty and ready to just jump away from loud noises Shen Yuan librarian who just wants to give snacks and help at any given moment#and being told they are brothers
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Welcome, Captain Seaside | Year 287 | Part 1
First (here) | Next
Workin on a comic! As the title says, this will revolve around Seaside's first meeting with the other three matriarchs.
The grump of the hour isn't here yet, but we do have these two bickering!
#baby's first attempt at something webcomic-adjacent let's gooo#this is actually just two pages cut in half. hopefully that'll help it be more readable#expect the next part of this to be out sometime next week or the week after#I'll continue with answering asks once im done with this lil set of comics#i feel like getting these done beforehand will help y'all get a better sense of what's going on in their lives so far#Stone Era#Olsa Patchfern#Elass Dunecuts#Tillneh Silkymask#(only mentioned)#Avriette Silkyface#Bugsnax#Comic#Tales of Snaktooth#Welcome Captain Seaside#Olsa's faces were so fun to draw here. this grumpy nepotism lady#also lmk if the alt text doesn't work/is messed up if u use it. i noticed that the ones written for these pages are a bit long
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These Clone Wars headcanons take a turn at the end
I feel like the writers really dropped the ball on never showing us Anakin and Ahsoka attending a formal event because I feel like it would be hilarious
Watching two hardened war heroes try and act like they haven’t seen all the horrors the universe has to offer is the equivalent of watching two possums stacked on top of each other trying to convince someone they’re human
I feel like they would both try to behave for Padme and Obi-Wan’s sake but at the same time they can't help but make fun of each other as they act “normal” while simultaneously hiding the fact that they’re talking shit about anyone and everyone in the room
These two dorks are just standing in a corner praying to anyone that will listen for these stuck-up silver spoon-suckling sleemos to leave them alone but unfortunately for them the rich never care to read the vibe so they’re stuck schmoozing
After being to a couple of formal events the two start to form escape plans to get out of being in boring conversations which include but are not limited to: Ahsoka acting like they’re playing her favorite song so they have to dance, them pretending as Obi-Wan called them over with the force but in actuality they just hide behind him while he acts like an adult, and last but certainly not least Ahsoka faking an allergic reaction
That last one got them into some trouble cause in their haste they left Obi-Wan and Padme behind to deal with the confused and concerned public and they were less than pleased to find that Anakin abused his padawan’s allergies like this little did they know Ahsoka came up with that plan
I have a guttural feeling that Ahsoka’s been put in air jail sometimes by Rex but it’s mostly Anakin using the force to lift her off the ground because it’s the only thing that calms her down
It surprised her to find out that he stole the idea from Obi-Wan it was more surprising to find out he wasn’t entirely patient with Anakin during the first couple of years of his apprenticeship but the thing that didn’t surprise her was the fact that Anakin was a feral little brat who bit hard when he was frustrated
There was one time when the trio were sent on a mission and it wasn’t a pleasant one to say the least which naturally resulted in them being sleep deprived which usually leads to them being very snappy towards each other
One day Anakin and Ahsoka got into a less-than-friendly shoving match which was likely going to escalate into a full-blown fight before Obi-Wan lifted them both and the uncharacteristic abuse of the force caused the duo to laugh their asses off
Obi-Wan doesn’t like thinking of that moment cause it feels like a petty step back in his growth but the duo silently thinks that moment was hilarious and still laugh about it years later
Anakin doesn’t always use the force to reprimand Ahsoka sometimes they act like the stupid teenagers they are and use it for reckless fun and by that I mean one day Ahsoka got an idea and begged Anakin to use the force to toss her as high as he could
He denied her request for a while even with her assuring him that if anything went wrong she could just catch herself when that approach wasn’t working she poked at his pride making little comments that he probably couldn’t toss her higher than his head
So with an admittedly bruised ego and still slight hesitation he agreed and the second her feet were back on the ground she begged him to do it again funny enough it became a kind of game/training for the duo
It helped with Anakin’s stamina and Ahsoka’s reaction time cause unfortunately being the chosen one doesn’t make someone perfect and he did drop her a couple of times but it didn’t matter much cause she caught herself
As the duo got older they started taking turns launching each other like a weird force see-saw but one day the jig was up cause the twins caught them doing this weird little game and demanded a turn
They agreed but the twins never got past the duo’s waste which didn’t matter cause Padme scolded them anyway and the two promised to never do it again with the twins around
Anakin and Ahsoka are both deeply sentimental people I know this in my soul which results in their shared quarters being cluttered with a whole bunch of stuff
Anakin’s stuff makes more sense cause it’s basically gifts from Padme and Obi-Wan or random projects that never worked out but he could never justify throwing away
Ahsoka on the other hand is an absolute goblin and will hoard anything and everything that feels special like 3D glasses from the singular time she and Anakin could see a holo in theaters, or a random rock from Naboo, a ribbon from a dress Padme gave her that she outgrew, and a thank you note from the kids on Mandalor
You know the things that most people would describe as useless or junk but she keeps them scattered all over their quarters nonetheless well she did before someone got wind that she was doing this and advised her against it cause it’s against the Jedi code
She agreed with them so she stuffed all of it in a box and right before she could toss it they were sent on a mission and when she got back she didn’t have the energy to get rid of it so she just shoved it to the back of her closet
And then she started collecting trinkets again and stored them all in the box that she lovingly refers to as the “box o’ shit” in her mind until one day the box literally wouldn’t close with all the stuff stored inside
And out of the blue the guilt she first felt when she was reprimanded came flooding back tenfold and she made a vow to toss it out the next day but every time she tried it just ended with tears in her eyes
Until one day she came home from a truly terrible solo mission to find a chest in the middle of her room and when she asked Anakin about it all he said was “Oh it’s for your stuff I figured you’d need a new one by now”
She needed no clarification of what stuff he was talking about and she didn’t know how to ask him politely how he knew she ignored sage advice while she knew she should feel embarrassed for being so obvious or guilty all she felt was loved
So she squeezed the ever-loving force out of the one person who just got her and smiled as he squeezed her back just as tight without commenting on the twin puddles on the front of his robes
#star wars#the clone wars#star wars clone wars#star wars headcanons#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#obi wan kenobi#padmé amidala#captain rex#leia organa#luke skywalker#snips and skyguy#disaster siblings#disaster trio#even tho the Jedi never say I love you to each other they show it#Also slight spoilers for the Ahsoka show#But if you think the same girl who kept Anakin's holo recordings for 31 years isn't a little bit of a hoarder you're lying to yourself#Also if you think Anakin the man who was guilted out of having attachments#wouldn't go out of his way to show Ahsoka he understands and helps her then you're also lying#In conclusion I love them so fucking much#They should have hugged more#and I don't want to think about Anakin/Vader holding onto all of the stuff Ahsoka left behind#And her somehow getting it back decades later just to find it all in pristine condition#cause that'll make me cry
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Ugh where do I even begin? Your writing is just… *sounds of heavenly choir.* I was especially pleasantly surprised by the nun fic. I will admit I hesitated to read it for a while as a Catholic (yes idk why I’m on this corner of the internet either) stories that use this premise tend to be blasphemous given the… well premise. But I was blown away with the care and grace the story was handled and the way the mcs relationship with her religion was portrayed. It felt so authentic and so pure and i forgot I was supposed to be reading a raunchy fanfic. I could go on forever about the themes and prose and EVERYTHING but I’m not sure I even have the words to describe the pleasure reading your work brings. Please never stop writing!
Anywho, I was playing this other game, it’s a cute lil dress up and cyoa sim that follows a researcher shipwrecked on a mysterious island with a tribe of cannibals (?) that worship a fire goddess. It’s interesting on it’s own but it also reminded me of some of your writings characterization of König especially after reading your Minotaur fic.
Like I can totally see König foraging for food and professing his undying admiration for a woman who just washed up on the beach. The main LI just screamed Roman and now Minotaur König to me so if you ever decide to write about deserted island König x archeologist Mc who just wants to make sketches of this cool cave art from an ancient civilization she’s researching then go home, I’ll be first in line to read it.
The game is called “wild love” and here’s the link in case you were curious.
Hope you’re safe and warm and generally having a good time <3
Oh my god the pictures from the game 😭😭😭 Wild man König strikes again!!! “You fascinate me, filling me with strength” clearly translates to -> “Woman, you make me hard” in König language
And I’m so glad to hear you liked my Christian Woman fic 🥺 For me, a dash of realism is usually more intriguing than wild fantasies (not that there's anything wrong with those!!) + I love to write some good old romance so it makes me really happy to hear there's folks who enjoy reading such things ^^ Thank you for the lovely message! 🩷✨️
#i can't get over those pics#he's trying so hard to show that he can provide 🥺#saying something vaguely indecent in his own language too i suppose#wild man könig with a nerdy flustered archaeologist reader would be so sweet.....#he'd walk around butt naked again for sure#she always looks away when he walks into her camp! is she not interested??#guy has to show his assets asap#perhaps that'll help her notice him
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i wish i could help more but since i have a bit of a reach from posting about polynesian issues especially after the past month, i'll try this. any kānaka maoli are welcome to reblog this post and start a reblog chain with their paypal/cashapp etc. or the info of anyone they know needs help after the fires and i'll boost it as much as i can. if you can't donate i'd ask people to reblog to spread the word around and get a bigger reach.
kia māia, kia kaha me kia haumaru, tōku hawai'i whānau. waimarie ki a koutou me kia ora tō whānau. te kotahitanga i waenganui i nga tangata moana.
#maui fires#maui wildfires#hawai'i#lahaina#lahaina fire#disaster relief#indigenous#pasifika#polynesia#would donate if i wasn't literally like. homeless and also circulating my own posts.#i'll add some general fundraisers/distaster relief sites to this later (internet is acting out so it might take a bit)#but i'd rather try and help out individual people if i can rn so the money goes directly to them. so that'll be on the backburner a bit
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