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i’m as jazzed as the next person that trump was found guilty on all 34 counts. however. i hope people do not take this to mean that they no longer have to worry about voting. trump is still in the running and is still a threat. y’all still have to go out and vote in november, even if you don’t want to

it's my favorite guessing game of the year: is it covid, a cold, the flu, or allergies? place your fuckin bets, your prize is congestion

I spelled Kylie minogue wrong at a gay bar during trivia night, im surprise I wasn’t burned at the stake for that lmao

sometimes if i'm feeling down i'll go back and read my dnd group's shared campaign notes. there are some real gems in here and i have to try really hard not to start scream laughing at work

the feminine urge to quit everything, change your name, and fuck off to some remote part of the woods where no one can contact u

genuinely curious how tumblr's algorithm works for the explore/for you feature. how is it that i ended up on turkish tumblr

soooo idk if i have any mutuals/followers (aside from the ones i already know lol) who are in the denver metro area, fort collins, greeley, etc., but uhhhh if you are! and you're free! me and my drag fam are doing a show up in greeley tomorrow night. it'll be super fun and gay and you should definitely come if u can. baby got his first hate comment saying that i'm delusional and needing counseling, so you know it'll be a fun time lol <3

guess who’s starting the long weekend with food poisoning lol ✌🏻😝

i’m at a brewery in my neighborhood that I’ve never been to and like. There’s a couple next to me who I THINK are on a first date and the dude says. “In the air tonight to me is an 80’s song bc of xyz”

and I’m like. yeah. it came out in the 80’s lol

happy weed day i am now 28 🎉

playing jedi: survivor and i have only one thought so far

so fucking annoyed with this ad I see in the work elevators. It’s for this website that urges people to be not anti-semitic, and the FIRST thing I thought was. Ah. This site is gonna say that it’s anti-semitic to be anti-zionist.

you’ll never believe it, but the site said it’s anti-Semitic to be anti-zionist. Fuckin clowns.

loooooove this article i saw on fb about how ubisoft announced that the protags in assassin's creed shadows are gonna be lgbtq. the comments are all a bunch of pissbabies complaining how there weren't any gays in feudal japan and how they're definitely not going to buy the game now because of Woke. like. idk what they think they're gonna accomplish here, ubisoft isn't gonna care. also idk what games they've been playing, i think just about every ac protag has been queer in some way. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

after saying i wasn't gonna post my sm fanfics, i was lovingly and cruelly bullied into doing so. i'll get around to posting my other one later, but for now, if u fancy, there is gays to read

i’ll never get over how jarringly bad the special edition of star wars is