It's interesting how the fandom elects this almost feminine identity to both Paul and George but in such totally different ways. It's like Paul is this cutesy naughty schoolgirl you'd have flirty banter with in the church parking lot and George is this weed smoking sex addicted lesbian who'd eat your pussy next to a dumpster behind the McDonald's in a way you'd never quite forget.
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Walks up to a couple: Soo, which one of you is the Prussian-born monarch with emotional baggage and which is the overly dramatic French philosopher they can't help but keep throwing their money at?
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the day Andrew, deadpan as usual, dropped a “I can’t I’m gay” when Kevin asked him to do something was the day Kevin excel stopped working and he genuinely had to walk away
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I hate how whenever there's someone on the internet who's found their niche of something they're good at, you open the comments and so many are asking them to start a business around it. you make good looking food? when are you opening a restaurant/making a cookbook? you're a talented seamstress/crocheter/knitter? when are you making patterns/opening a shop/etc. those are very different skill sets and levels of effort! can't people have skills and hobbies in peace instead of trying to monetize them it's so exhausting
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Omg have any of y'all seen that movie 'Theater Camp' where the two camp instructors that put together all the musical productions have to write the tribute show and they have like the craziest co-dependent friendship and one of them gay as hell that's what ghostflower is 2 me
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james: you care enough about mee!! :))
regulus: begrudgingly.
regulus: i will love you. but it will be begrudgingly because you are a little shit.
james, mockingly: "but it will be begrudgingly because you are a little shit" love you too reg
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i never bothered with the like blocking new followers stuff (unless it was a bot or they were like some kind of reactionary) or locking a post if it gets too many notes cause i didnt really care if ppl followed me/reblogged my posts/etc but bro i have literally had one post blow up every day for the past 2? 3? days and have had several posts get upwards of 10k notes the past 2–3 months this is insane. i am so glad that tumblr fame means absolutely nothing though like even the most tumblr famous ppl would never like be paid to promote a brand or whatever. absolutely would never want to be an Influencer or whatever it is they're calling it these days. iam just vibing here
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