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konigsblog · 8 months

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minors dni, 18+. all i can think about is gym instructor!konig who's a huge pervert for you. using any opportunity to his advantage and groping you whenever he possibly can

warnings: word vomit, female reader, könig being pervy

gym instructor!könig admiring the way your tits bounce as you run on the treadmill. skin tight clothes sticking to your curves, giving him a perfect view of your ass from behind as he praised you with a low tone and a deep accent, palming himself discreetly.

and god, how good you felt pressed right up against him; the curve of your ass just fitting perfectly against his bulge, wondering and fantasising about what you look like naked and glistening with slick running down those perfect thighs. how breathless he leaves you, your face flushed as he straddles you, using the opportunity infront of him to grind his bulge against your clothed crotch.

those pretty tits pushed right up against his brute chest as he pins you to the training mat, bucking his hips into you and rubbing his bulge back and forth along your covered sex while you're distracted— imagining how vulnerable and hot you'd look naked beneath him.

and when it comes to showering, his eyes don't leave you, not once. holding your panties he'd found in your locker tightly and huffing at them greedily, the water running down your perfect body making him grunt from pleasure. how bare and wet you were, it was all making him so hard, pure desperation rushing through him at the thoughts of corrupting you. perhaps he'll just have to take your pretty panties, you'll be alright without them.

you're so lost annd dumbfoundednon where you put your panties, not thinking once that your perverted gym instructor took them. but you figure you'll put another pair on once you're home, hoping no ones willn notice. you were planning on saying goodbye, but couldn't seem to find him anywhere... könig's hand wrapped around his thick cock, your panties along with it. each stroke made him shudder and grunt loudly, moaning your name and fisting his huge dick erratically and rapidly — desperate to ruin your poor pussy for any other man.

a white substance crusted on the fabric, stained into it and stuffed into his pocket before he leaves. you're ao nïave that he's sure you'll never catch on, obliviously allowing him to rub up against you in the guise of “training you” his huge cock straining his boxers as he pushes his crotch against your ass subtly.

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shittysawtraps · 7 months

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when your friend says “i’m becoming the joker,” reply, “well, i’m becoming jigsaw” to one-up them. do not elaborate on what this means

#shitty saw traps #saw franchise #mod amanda #oh you’re gonna do fucked up shit because society has driven you crazy?#well I’M gonna do fucked up shit because I’m tired and done #your violence is rooted in a desire to shock while mine is rooted in a desire for connection #(even if that connection is through trauma)#you may have lost control. but I just gained it. and that’s scarier #anyway im sorry to hear that your shift sucked #(sorry if this post is too edgy)

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spacedlexi · 4 months

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"sounds nice... having a partner"

#the walking dead game #twdg #violentine #clementine twdg #violet twdg #MAANN when clem says this in s3 JUST WAIT BBY #people who say clemvi has no basis like ep2 isnt just them working as a team for 2 and a half hours regardless of player choice #like be fr #clem telling louis that violet patching up the back wall is ok because she needed something to keep herself busy. married behavior #vi asking clem to help check in on everyone while she deals with the wall. their shared smile when she comes back outside :)#and then they sit in the leadership spot together overlooking the yard and everything theyve planned together coming to fruition :)#sorry i just think their romance set up in eps 1 and 2 is obvious as FUCK and im tired of (Some) people pretending it isnt #'i havent seen her warm up to someone in a long time' brody literally tells clem that vi seems to like her after its been 24 hours #after shes been a block of ice for a whole year. and clem just melted those walls down immediately while they fought walkers together #violet is so devoted to clem post ep1 its embarrassing for her #'i saw she had you pinned and i- shit i got So crazy...' sorry if you dont think shes in love with clem idk what to tell you #'i'll tear that boat apart before we leave without you' i know you would girlie!!!#the animators went CRAAZAYAYAYAY the way they look at each other... their little smiles at each other....even before the belltower #the way clem looks at her while they dance.... the way she puts her head down on her shoulder so contentedly....#and then she keeps her head on violets shoulder as she pulls away so clems chin gets dragged with it like she doesnt want to let go #'so you never forget that night' 'i never will' they are DISGUSTINGLY in love with each other it makes me physically ill #its 2024 and im still hearing 'i just didnt see it :/'. lazerbeams you #spaced art 2024

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rendevok · 1 year

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The sensation of waking up next to you ❤️💙

+bonus doodle:

…and they mimir’d happily ever after the end. ❤️

(ID under cut!)

Miles is roused from sleep by sunlight shining on his face. Slowly, his eyes adjust to the light, until finally, his scope of awareness broadens to a body he had been sleeping on.

Page 2

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

The bottom panel of the page shows minimal details of a window shedding light onto the bed and blankets as seen from a higher view in the room.

Page 3

On the other side of the bed, Phoenix rests, his head propped by the headboard. His hair is messy from sleep, and his expression is thoughtful. The light of the morning highlights his features.

The sun shines through the blinds of the window.

Phoenix finally notices his observer, and turns to look at him.

Page 4

Phoenix takes Miles’ hand in his, and lifts it to gently kiss the ring on Miles’ finger. They both move to share a kiss, and their hands shift to hold one another. Miles’ ring sparkles in the sunlight.

Page 5

They link their fingers as they kiss, and the morning creates a quiet atmosphere around them.

They part, but remain close, their fingers fully interlocked. Phoenix greets “Good morning,” with a tender, loving expression as he looks at Miles. Miles’ own expression is soft, unguarded, and fixed on Phoenix.

Page 6

Phoenix and Miles settle back into their shared bed; the morning sun illuminates them. They both smile softly, seeming happy and at peace. Miles rests his head under Phoenix’s neck, and his hand on Phoenix’s chest. One of Phoenix’s hands rests over Miles’ own on his chest, while his other hand holds Miles closer, revealing a matching ring of his own. Both rings shine softly in the sunlight.

Bonus image

A small simple drawing of Phoenix and Miles having fallen asleep again while holding each other as in the final page of the comic.

End ID.]

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #this is so sappy i nearly choked the entire time i was drawing it #aa #fan art #smooches #ah yes my favorite tag <3 #rendevok #this is vaguely set post AA5 but i truly have no timeline in mind i just want them married #like ding DONG bitches get ur shit together aren’t u tired of pining??? it’s time to go apeshitt and furiously makeout #i’m going to start mashing them together like dolls i dont care anymore!!!#NRMTS KISS RIGHT NOW OR IM BITING BOTH OF YOU #(a win win situation for me)#anyway if you can’t tell i am deeply in love with phoenix and projecting onto miles so hard #who doesn’t love making him down horrendous for a little flavor?#image description and alt text are the same because i suck at those still #writing that out was deeply embarrassing for me bc for whatever reason writing it out is something WAY more visceral than drawing it #i wish to evaporate nobody look at me unless you want to talk about them kissiing more then my dms are open

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personishfive · 1 year

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in which goro knows the niijimas

#my art #goro akechi #sae niijima #makoto niijima #p5 spoilers #this post is dedicated to the 'akechi and sae go shoe shopping' scene in mem. mission (it gets it)#also i always laugh at her 'my god' in the interrogation room because yeah. how r u supposed to react to that LOL #back to form with the goro-centric gomics. i like him. by the way.#oh shit i was gonna do a fifth one for this batch. oh well. im tired. just imagine i did a fifth one.#comics

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transsexula · 26 days

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Hate seeing people say that Transandrophobia isn't real because, in their words, the "androphobia" isn't something people in real life face.

Now. Maybe this is because when I see this opinion, it's attached to someone who is either transfem, AMAB, or who has only ever lived in incredibly liberal areas.

Meaning: They do not have the life experience to speak on that.

It's simple, I can use myself as an easy example: I grew up on the west side of the US. My extended family and parents were very Christian, very conservative. The community I grew up in was in turn the same- very conservative, very Christian, very fundamentalist. Certain Disney movies were banned from the house for featuring witchcraft, or other "morally reprehensible" things. DISNEY MOVIES.

With this background, I'm sure you can tell where this was headed: I can clearly remember being in the pharmacy with my mother. I was small. I saw a lady with what I now know is a pixie cut- incredibly short hair, bright bold pink. Her girlfriend was there, and her own hair was incredibly butch- like they went to a sports clips and asked for what the guy next to them was getting. I was amazed- I'd never seen a woman that looked like that before. I voiced so with awe and wonder to my mother. I was supposed to get a haircut in an hour. "I want that! She looks so pretty and nice"

Who was visibly disgusted. Grabbing me, yanking me away, muttering "no. You don't want to look like that. Let's go."

Fast forward a few years. I'm too young to be drinking a beer, my uncle has stayed up late. We are watching music videos and sharing interests, when we see a rather masc looking woman in a video. He's disgusted. He makes an offhand joke about how she needs to be reminded of her feminine ways. I know what violations he's implying so vividly. He opens up about his fantasy of hatecriming two butch "women" he saw. I'm too afraid to speak.

There's a debate in church. Should women be allowed to wear above the knee shorts? We really didn't like that they can wear pants. Really, the pastor says in his sermon- it's the woman's job to maintain her feminine nature, in opposition to her husband's masculine nature. These blurring lines aren't good for people.

And- I don't want to get into the people I've known who've been hurt, abused, forcefully feminized, beaten for being masculine- the men that feel entitled to their bodies, because they feel entitled to a say in how they present.

The reason you don't see the abuse for being masculine, is because you come from a world where it's widely accepted in ways that not every culture, not every state or country has.

Gnc women, trans men, transmasc nonbinary people- if you're in the wrong place, born to the wrong family, you may never be safe enough to wear pants. You may not be able to cut your hair. Or be anything less than the perfect, ideal woman.

You get punished for not being what you have been assigned. For the act of defiance against others perception, you can be killed.

So, yeah. There's a lot of androphobia. There's a LOT of fear of the masculine. It just comes out in ways you aren't expecting, as someone who hasn't had to experience it. You don't know what to look for. Where to look. It's everywhere but you can be blind to it if you're insulated enough.

Hell- even terfs are falling into severe androphobia. It's their whole motto. What am I, if not a failed woman to them? Mutilating my perfect feminine form? Being a man is the ultimate crime to these people. Are you really telling me JKRs very public campaign hasn't made life hell for ALL of us? We are all losing healthcare due to this.

#transandrophobia #transphobia #AGAIN THIS ISNT TO START SHIT THIS IS TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS A THING #the reason i didnt attach this to a post about it is because of that specific reason #im tired of people acting like we are all just safe in big cities

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isupposethisisagoodusername · 26 days

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I love how one line tore this fandom apart from it's handsewn stitches that were covering piles of patches of this old holed fabric and just made a gigantic fucking tear right in the middle of it

"Honey I'm home"

Yeah, I'm freaking out, it's very cute, I love it, but lmfao

No I am too tired to process emotion so I am not physically freaking out but it's still dope as shit

#i just saw a post where someone spammed honey im home over a post of another person doing the exact same thing #tbff same #but its still funny #damijon #jon kent #damian wayne #supersons #batman #Robin #i refuse to call jon superboy because i think its unfair with kon #i love them so much but i cant write jon for shit so canon has to cover my fanfiction needs and holly fuck it's doing it #honey im home #honey im fucking home #fuck #enough #i am tired #feeling like tim rn #someone knock me out cold so i can sleep

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totallyseiso · 30 days

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Every time one of my posts breaches containment I start to get a better understanding of why so many people remake when they get too many followers

#this isnt about any posts today. but like. its tiring as fuck having a blog i run for my own enjoyment but then getting bombarded with #comments and shit from people with piss poor reading comprehension. i cant tell if a mutual ever tags me in anything because im getting lik #500+ notes minimum per day. its tiring. i miss when this blog felt like my own space #if youve noticed me turning off reblogs on posts now. this is why

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astrxxnxmy · 5 months

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My chaotic thoughts on Bucky in THAT What If episode because I haven't been able to get it out of my mind since I watched it

The scream I let out when Bucky first appeared though 💀

The intense eye contact with Peggy?? The way his gaze was so icy and emotionless while Peggy stared back in shock and sadness and then after, while talking to Howard, her voice shook.

(the drama is juicyy and i am all here for it)

And how he looks down when Hope says "Peter deserves our help as much as anyone." baby :( oh baby no someone give him a hug :(( and the help he clearly needs :(((

"It's just you and me, pal." "There is no me." BUCKY. BUCKY.

"You don't know me." AKSJKSFGHKS (that growl though)

"Steve Rogers did." THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT-- and the way Bucky's eyes widened. He knew, he recognized that name, he remembered, if only a little bit.

"And the man he knew, the friend he loved, would never take that shot." THE FRIEND HE LOVED IM SCREAMING I CANT DO THIS TODAY

PLUS HIS HESITATION JUST AT HEARING STEVE’S NAME GOD

THE WAY HE THEN BROKE FREE FROM THE PROGRAMMING AND WENT ON THE RUN TO REDISCOVER HIMSELF JUST LIKE AFTER CATWS

"The Winter Soldier may be out there, but I'm pretty sure Bucky Barnes is out there with him." 😭❤️

#im convinced some of these writers definitely read some post-catws fics because wow #that was some good shit #us bucky fanatics just keep on winning dont we?#stucky fans too LMAO this episode was so stucky coded i cannot #STEVE ISNT EVEN IN THIS #steve rogers: saving bucky from hydra's brainwashing in every universe even when he literally isn't there 💀💀#i screamed way too much watching this episode my family must be so very tired of me #bucky barnes #marvel what if #what if season 2 #mcu #what if spoilers #marvel mcu #marvel #stucky #the winter soldier #peggy carter #howard stark

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stiffyck · 8 months

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Starting to dislike desert duo and how dysfunctional the fandom makes them be.

Like canon is one thing but idk the fandom desert duo has been wearing on me.

One of the tropes I absolutely hate is Grian pushing Scar away and being a dick because he doesn't wanna hurt Scar and then hurting scar in the process and Scar then comforting him.

Grian hurt Scar so why is Scar the one comforting him.

#if you like this kind of stuff good for you #but im just really fucking tired of it i cant lie #man i just want fluff djvkfkgkdkf #stiff talk #stiff angy #not even angy more like annoyed and tired #desert duo neg #hate that im tagging that because i do love deset duo but its just this particular interpretation that makes my blood boil #gonna make fluffy desert duo shit for myself tomorrow <3 #if you get mad at me or smt because kf this post i literally do nkt care just unfollow me or whagever #idk how else to tag this

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iclimbtreestofeelalive · 2 years

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okay i'm gonna say something and you all have to give me a chance. ready?

we need to stop making fun of poor american southerners who distrust the government. it's real easy to call them all conspiracy theorists and dismiss them, but half the time, its built off of a genuine feeling of being abandoned by the infrastructure meant to keep them safe.

in appalachia, a lot of people lost their homes because of coal mining operations. a lot of people worked in those mines, and then when the mines stopped being profitable, they got tossed out with the bathwater. a lot of appalachia is poor, malnourished, and i don't blame them for not trusting rich politicians who dismiss them as stupid and lower class.

if yall actually listened to half the things poor southerners say, you'd realize that a Lot of common leftist complaints are virtually identical to the rural grandma who doesn't hold with electronic money and politicians. it stems from a genuine feeling of abandonment and ostracization by the people who run the country. functionally, someone living paycheck to paycheck in the city in a tiny apartment has infinitely more in common with someone from rural appalachia than a politician. high rent, high taxes, food insecurity, feeling lied to by those in power, a general sense of frustration. it just sounds fancier coming from a city mouth than one with shitty teeth and a southern accent.

tl;dr stop dismissing southern people as stupid. they're absolutely right not to wholeheartedly trust politicians, because they've been fucked over by them time and time again, and honestly, id rather talk to a southern person who openly distrusts their representatives than someone from the city who wholeheartedly believes that Frederick Jamestown OldMoney III genuinely cares what people think and can be convinced to change his ways.

#appalachia #gettin real tired of this #hot take: southerners were right when they said never trust a politician theyre the devil #its easy to laugh but jesus christ are they wrong??#those in power rarely came to power through just means #there i rephrased it fancy will you listen now #jesus christ #some people genuinely were never taught the fancy words to make people pay attention so you have to pay attention anyway #please note that i didnt mention race because thats an intersection im not qualified to talk about and would very much like to hear about #but jesus christ. have you all considered that maybe. just maybe #southerners arent stupid. trump was fucked up and awful and a piece of shit #he won because he at least Appeared to be sympathetic #leftists so so rarely try to actually understand poor people they dont like and its gonna be what fucks this country over #edit: hey terfs reblogging this 👋#fuck right off unless youre prepared to include trans people in this statement #poor trans southerners exist!! i know an awful lot of them!!#im trans and southern and if you touch my post you acknowledge that trans people are breathing thinking people #with our own rational thoughts and opinions and live complex lives and face similar issues

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redysetdare · 8 months

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listen when we say we need aroace rep - we MEAN we need AROACE REP. becuze shock of all shocks, a character being just ACE is not aroace rep! same with a character being just aro is not aroace rep. not all aroace ppl see their aro and ace identities as separate.

I for one, find it difficult to separate my aro and ace identities from each other which is why i am AROACE and not aro and ace. A character being only ace is not representing me. I do not feel represented by only an ace character. they are not even half representing me because my asexuality goes hand in hand with my aromantisism. and Ace character is not half representing aroace people. I'm sorry but i do not relate to the alloace experience because i am not alloace. so a character being only ace is not relatable to me because they are not aroace. the same goes for if a character was only aro or aroallo.

Now before anyone decides to misinterpret this post to hell and back I'm not saying that aroallo or alloace rep is bad or shouldn't exist. I'm saying stop throwing aroace rep under the bus because "Actually we need more just aro/just ace rep" as if that somehow solves the issue of aroace rep being nonexistent.

#text #aro #aroace #ace #aromantic #asexual #aspec #also if i see someone be like 'ok but all ace rep is aroace they just call it ace' im going to strangle u #if they call it ace then it is ace!!!! it is not magically aroace because u decided thats what they REALLY meant #yeah society doesnt recognize aro as an identity but that doesnt mean that all ace characters are ACTUALLy aroace im going to explode u #im just tired of it being thought that aroace ppl have it so much better and dont need rep as much as just aro or just ace ppl #im tired of aroace ppl getting thrown under the bus because we are aro and ace and so obviiously we get double the rep or some bs #if you think this is about a post you are wrong it is about many posts all saying the same thing #because even in our own communities aroace ppl are the punching bags #because no matter where we go ppl are shit talking part of our identity or treating it as less than #i swear the communities focus on fully separating aro and aceness has been more detrimental than helpful #it's gotten to a point yall think there cant be any overlap ever and have sorta pushed aroace ppl out of both communities #because 'you cant bring ace experiences into aro spaces! not everyone who is aro is aroace!'#'you cant bring aro experiences into ace spaces because not all aces are aro! we can feel love and have relationships!!!'#basically ignoring the nuance and overlap our communities have in order to try to be seen as independent identities.#idk i miss when we would work together and understand each identity as different but also see that there was similarities and overlap

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sleepdeprivationitself · 1 month

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One of my favorite Adrien hcs is that he is chronically online

Not like during the day (because he’s so busy) but like he totally stays up till 2-3am just on his computer

He plays video games (tetris, stardew valley, papa’s donutarria, ect) and I believe with my whole heart he would have a tumblr. Just like. Imagine. He has a normal blog with like 12 followers who are all very concerned about the abundant lack of parenting he references on occasion, the three or four fandom blogs because he so would, and also of course my favorite his Ladybug fan blog where he goes off on how much he loves her all the time and actively defends her to the death

Also he prolly has like a gimmick blog or two

#author is sleep deprived #mlb #miraculous ladybug #mlb fandom #adrien agreste #mlb adrien #chat noir #he also totally has a blog as chat noir where he just responds to other peoples posts with puns #and also insults hawkmoth (with puns) on occasion #the jury is out on weather people actually believe hes chat but either way they think hes funny #anyway at least one of his gimmick blogs would be about photography just because he knows so much as a model #like he lists the techniques used or smth #and REFUSES to do any of Adrien Agreste for some strange unknowable reason #also he would totally translate all of his posts into like four different languages #because he just knows that many #jesus so much language #anyway im tired as shit and up past beddy bop time #night night

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womenaremypriority · 2 months

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guy who’s only bothered to research about aliens in the USA: why do we never hear about aliens in other countries?? Other governments acknowledging them??? Huh?

#my post #Acting like shit only happens in the US… that’s because that’s only what you care about #Im not even saying I believe in ANYTHING im just saying I’m tired #of people acting silly like the US is the only country to have official statements about alien intelligence like #no you just haven’t bothered to look into it

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craycraybluejay · 3 months

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its rly fascinating that when i want to talk about a specific brand of transphobia im an asshole for not phrasing it like a PR team.

but when baeddels are actively transphobic its "just talking about the transmisogyny they face" and its actually just fine that they use slurs meant to degrade and misgender to refer to trans men + use porn terms to talk about us despite saying that using porn terms to talk about them is transphobic and evil + oh they didn't mean it like that.

if i try to talk about transphobia its immediately "piss on the poor website" where every word is under criticism. but on the opposite end even using slurs or being openly transphobic earns some cheers and, well, rare opposition.

i didn't even tag my post with common searchable tags,, y'all just want to be mad because it's a lot more comfortable to see trans men under attack.

if you criticize a few trans women for transphobic behaviour that makes You transphobic for criticizing them. if they call you slurs and other above mentioned things they are not transphobic bc ofc its impossible to be transphobic to trans men.

#i legit dont know any of these people #yet they want to tone police a random fucking post i made after seeing something super fucked up #it is so frustrating #i literally have not seen this happen on any of the wildly transphobic towards trans men posts #like it genuinely boggles my mind that #they can use 'theyfab' as a slur but if i tried something like 'theymab' or 'dickgirl' i'd be covered in angry internet mob for weeks #why? because even people who aren't being blatantly transandrophobic just don't care about transmasc people #because it's not fashionable to care and it won't give you internet virtue points #i know a trans woman who's seen shit in baeddel spaces and talked about it. i know what i am talking about #honestly? she probably knows more than i do. and the things ive heard are dismal #im fucking tired of transmasc and trans men issues being treated as trivial and unimportant #and transfem and trans women issues being treated as most important to the point that No One Is Nearly As Oppressed Or Matters

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ceasarslegion · 2 months

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Absolute fucking last straw just happened to me im looking for another job man

#im so tired of coming to work just to be treated like shit by both management and the passengers #and then have people compare me to a cop because no one knows what security guards do #im done man im so fucking done #all this for what? a place that cant even keep a full time promise?#what happened to the security industry man #this used to be a well respected and legitimate career path with tons of upward mobility and a good salary #now im getting 23.18 an hour before tax to get told that i deserve to die over 3 dollar shampoo #fuck this place man #vent post

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