why would I care about external approval when I’m made from stardust and ocean water.
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did hozier seriously write "when my time comes around / lay me gently in the cold dark earth / no grave can hold my body down / ill crawl home to her" and expected me not to absolutely lose my shit
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not in the mood to fight on someone else's post today but the idea that $35k is "enough" compensation for pro women's hockey players is fucking laughable even with the housing stipend
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i cant take it seriously when ppl refer to the mindflayer as ‘mf’ because i physically cannot see anything other than mother fucker
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I am still so sad I didn't get to try those new girl scout cookies that came out last year and now they're canceled forever because people don't know how to be normal about anything in the age of the internet
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"Alicent constantly abuses Aegon by resorting to slapping him at any opportunity"
Bruh, some of y'all are as white as a sheet of paper and it's painfully obvious! If it were up to you, every immigrant woman would be labelled a "bad mother" 😭
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It’s so funny to me when guys say they’ve started running
Like, what are you running from? Other men?? And that you wanna kiss them???
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Funny how the Japan/Britannian war is what brought Suzaku and Lelouch together and ultimately what tore them apart. They were made for each other and they met through the war but the reason why they met was their inevitable demise.
They are truest form of doomed yaoi, the suzalulu paradox.
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Xavier: *frustrated & tired*
Yoko: "Why don't you just go back to your dorm?"
Xavier: "You would love that, wouldn't you?"
Yoko: "Yes. If it meant you got some sleep"
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Leon girlies will talk about older leon but then they're referring to ID Leon
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Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?
Stu: *Breaks out laughing*
Randy: *annoyed*
Stu: *be's serious* No, I really don't at all, no.
*26 years later*
Chad: Do you think Tara would go out with me?
Vince: *Breaks into laughter*
Chad: *Annoyed*
Vince: *bes serious* No, like No at all.
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