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#she’s so cute my brain is going to explode. just btw
mortalkombat4 · 1 year
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said “she’s giving daphne” last night while my boyfriend was playing the re4 remake and it would not leave my mind actually
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shankschewtoy · 9 months
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HELLO MY GORGEOUS EVOU DEAR <333
imma say this with no shame, i’ve never submitted a single request before 💀 yes, not a single one even tho i’ve been here for almost 2 years now -
so as you’ve submitted an amazing request for me before, i’m here to submit one ;)))
can we please get our beautiful doctor law, lost in the woods zoro and for the sake of august 6, our favourite rubber ball luffy with an S/O who looks absolutely perfect, but can’t seem to understand that she’s flawless and still gets self conscious all the time because she thought that people were staring at her and complementing her to make fun of her? like she thought that all those words were fake and people were being sarcastic.
i’m nowhere near flawless but i thought that a guy back in high school were making fun of me for all the compliments 💀 when we talked for the first time in a while a few weeks ago, i talked about that and he was offended af like ‘i literally told you i tho j you’re beautiful and cute everyday, how am i making fun of you you little-‘ 💀
so yeah, thought it’d be a fun little scenario <33
hope you’re doing good!! in case you haven’t heard it from someone today, ily <33
-leah
a/n - HI MY DEAREST LEAH 💜💜 AHHH TY FOR REQUESTING! I loved the request you did for me omg I still have it saved and I keep going back to it :)) ilysm and i love this idea 😭 and yes that guy from your high school is right, you’re literally amazing and gorgeous and I will make a point to tell you that (this is a threat)
Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, kinda crack (I’m sorry I can’t ever be serious)
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- this guy has no shame and will tell you everyday that you look awesome
- “Oooo! That outfit looks badass y/n!”
- “WHOAA YOU LOOK LIKE SHANKS!” He had sparkles in his eyes, I mean- he just thought you looked so cool because you were wearing a super long coat! And colorful- pants.. (Just take it as a compliment I know it’s not a compliment but it is to Luffy) shanks has horrible fashion sense
- btw you changed out of your outfit that day 💀
- In public, you’re literally so perfect that even marines don’t want to capture you. They’re too dumbfounded that you’re so gorgeous, their brains literally explode, and they become dumb asf just looking at you
- but- you happened to think that they’re staring at you because they think you look weird or ugly
- So you cover up most of the time, all the staring has made you even more self conscious than before. Even when people compliment you, it seemed fake even though they were telling you the truth
- Luffy noticed you got uncomfortable with all the staring so he literally started growling and hissing at them (he’s feral) and acted as your little rubber guard dog
- “hey don’t look at y/n!”
- he didn’t know that they were looking at you because you were pretty, he thought they were admiring how strong and cool you looked
- so before that, he was all proud and showing you off in public
- “Isn’t y/n cool?! Yeah shishishi~ I know!”
- “Literally no one asked.” -random civilian
- luffy beat them up, no one talks smack about his gorgeous, beautiful, awesome y/n
- one day you got the courage to tell Luffy what you’d been feeling, and asked him if he really thought you were as cool and beautiful as he said you were
- “Huh?”
- man was confused. Like what? Are you joking right now? Because it’s not a very funny joke 💀
- “What do you mean?? I thought I told you yesterday that you looked as cool as shanks?”
- luffy that’s not a compliment when it comes to clothes
- “Yeah but- are you sure? I don’t think I look that cool.”
- he was so confused, how could you not think you looked cool??? His brain wasn’t working right, it just didn’t- make sense!
- “Y/n, you’re awesome! I don’t lie like Usopp! BELIEVE ME! YOU’RE AWESOME AND COOL!”
- he started shaking you around and wrapping his arms around you about 6 times, choking you and preventing you from breathing
- “OK- LET ME GO PLEASE I CANT BREATHE.”
- “NOT UNTIL YOU SAY YOU’RE COOL!”
- “OKOK I’M COOL!”
- “Shishi!! Ok!”
- it was a traumatic wake up call. Let’s just say that now you believe what Luffy says 😭
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- he might not say it that often, but he thinks you’re a literal angel sent from heaven (has never said that to you because he’s a shy guy)
- but if you’re perceptive enough, you can catch him staring at you wherever, and whenever
- you could be tidying up the submarine, and he just can’t help but stare at you, his work can wait
- his eyes are blessed every time he sees you, I mean- how could you be so perfect? When you turn around to look at him, he’ll look back down at his work at the speed of light, trying to hide his red ears with his hat
- you swore you could’ve seen him staring, but whenever you ask, he just ignores you, “I don’t know what you’re talking about y/n. I’ve been working.”
- “you were staring at me.”
- “No I wasn’t.”
- “Yeah you were!”
- “Yeah because you look pretty in that shirt!”
- a silence echoed throughout the submarine, and both of your cheeks started to turn pink
- “You think I look pretty? Really??”
- man wanted to run away, but he didn’t want to make you feel bad, so he just awkwardly hid behind his hat in a cheap effort to make it seem like he wasn’t turning as red as a tomato
- “Yeah.. You’re pretty.”
- That right there is probably the biggest and most meaningful compliment you’ve ever received
- But still, even with a lot of other people saying you were pretty in public, it still felt like you just didn’t believe them
- all the staring actually made you even more self conscious, were their compliments just fake? They didn’t really mean their words?
- you weren’t THAT gorgeous right? (YES YOU ARE)
- “Law do you think I’m pretty?”
- He almost choked on his tea, he was literally shocked that you’d ask that dumb of a question. He looked mad at you, but then quickly wiped that expression off his face
- “Y/n. Bepo has made fun of me for WEEKS about how I keep staring at you. I don’t know how else to say it-? You’re pretty! Ok?”
- you’d never seen law so flustered before, his cheeks were literally bright red, his ears flushed the same color
- the great surgeon of death was at a loss of words because he couldn’t express in words just how beautiful and amazing you were. But law being as red as a tomato was kinda funny 😭
- “Law… You look like a tomato..”
- “Don’t make fun of me! And don’t tell the crew.”
- sorry law, but they were watching the whole time 💀
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- with the way zoro is, he’s kinda bad at giving compliments, and he’s better at insulting people (mostly sanji)
- but when he first met you, he almost dropped his beer. He was amazed at how perfect and gorgeous someone could look
- he questioned whether he had died or not because wtf you looked like an angel
- since he was drunk, he swore he could’ve seen wings and a halo on top of your head 😭
- little did he know, you’d be joining the crew, and he’d be able to spend all the time in the world with you :)
- Zoro truly did believe you were some angel, all throughout your time together, he was still confused whether or not he had died and gone straight to heaven
- “Zoro?? Hello? Are you sleeping with your eyes open?!”
- he hadn’t realized that he’d been staring at you for so long that he looked like he had just been sleeping with his eyes open 💀💀💀
- “Uh no? I’m awake.”
- “You’re staring through my soul.”
- “Huh? I can’t help it if you’re so pretty! It’s your fault!”
- “WHA-??”
- zoro then paused, he had just admitted outwardly and quite loudly that you’re pretty. And bro just blamed it on you 😭
- “Why is it my fault?! And- I’m pretty?”
- marimo didn’t answer because he was so embarrassed
- “DON’T START STARING AGAIN PLEASE.”
- “I’M NOT STARING.”
- “YOU’RE LOOKING AT ME!”
- “YOU’RE LOOKING AT ME!”
- this argument continued for a while before Nami told you two to shut the fuck up so she could get her beauty sleep :’)
- but still, did zoro really think you were that pretty?? A lot of people told you that, but it felt more meaningful coming from him
- so a little while after your argument, you went up to him and just blatantly asked him
- “Zoro, do you think I’m pretty?”
- “I literally told you that an hour ago.”
- “yeah I know but do you really think so?”
- “Y/n why tf would I say it if I didn’t mean it?”
- Welp. There’s your answer, but your question kinda made him pissed 💀
- “Zoro I was just asking!”
- “Why though?! You don’t make any sense!”
- yeah don’t start with him- he just doesn’t get it, but you managed to get him to say you’re pretty about 30 times in that same argument so 👍
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a/n - damn zoro 💀
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OK this is gonna be a very unorganised post but here are some of my goofy ahh headcannons for a modern avatar AU (Spider-centric) that are really just and amalgamation of headcannons from other people like @bigbluealienlover93 and an Encanto modern AU fanfic I read half a year ago 💅😭 idk idk sorry my brain is incapable or unique ideas at this moment ndidnaofjdj
Modern Avtar AU Headcannons (mostly Spider)
Ok so I feel like it makes complete sense that Spider in this AU would live under the staircase like Harry Potter except like, he’s obv got a bit more space and the whole room is super aesthetic like, he’s got crystals and photos and cute lights all over the place and sketches that he drew and a ukulele in the corner.💅
Style-wise he has a bit of a grunge, charm girl vibe going on
Personality-wise he is of course an extremely chill, creative and mischievous kid who likes to do spiritual stuff with ✨crystal girlie✨ Kiri and get into trouble with ✨father’s disappointment✨ Lo’ak. Tuk loves to hang off his arm but he has a rather strained relationship with Neteyam who is, in ever sense of the word, an opposite to him. The perfect ✨✨✨golden child✨✨✨(with too many high expectations forced on him COUGH COUGH)
Jake is a chill dude who works freelance and likes Spider a lot but keeps him at an arm’s length as to not have to pick him over his wife Neytiri. BTW!
Neytiri’s a doctor who sells herbs from her garden as a side-hustle, knows a lot about herbalism and is very in tune with nature overall, a trait that every other Sully and even Spider had gotten from her. A girlboss who hates the blonde kid, but not for his personality. You see, his biological father, Miles Quaritch, was involved in a case of her father’s murder and although the culprit was never put behind bars, it is a widely accepted version that Miles was the one who killed Eytukan.
As a result of it Spider got infamous around the neighbourhood for being “that guy who’s dad is a murderer” and the woman can barely look at him sometimes let alone tolerate him, so Spider avoids her at all costs, makes up constant excuses to not be present at family dinners and gatherings but there is only so much he can miss before Kiri inevitably drags him out from his Harry Potter staircase room to join in, because in her eyes he is and always was family.
One of those nights, (yes I’m about to write a narrative in the middle of a headcannon post, you cannot stop me🧍) the dinner doesn’t go well. Spider speaks a word too much and Neytiri explodes, taking out all her pent up grief, desperation and anger she felt like she could not express around her family for years on the kid over the dinner table. She ends the argument with words that cut Spider like a knife. She screams that he’ll never be a Sully, that he’ll never be one of them.
Spider’s world crumbles as all his hopes of ever being liked by Neytiri get destroyed with her confirmation of his deepest fears. What is even worse perhaps, is that the only person who takes his side and stands up for him…is Kiri. Everyone else were either silent or ripping themselves apart, trying to calm both parties.
With tears at the corners of his eyes, Spider gets up and runs off. He shoves some stuff into his backpack before all but busting out of the house, running as far as he could, then taking the first bus he could catch and disappearing into the night.
His phone is blown up with calls and messages but he turns it off, not even checking who was trying to reach him. Propably Kiri.
On that same bus, in the very back, a group of delinquent teens decide he is the perfect victim for them to pester, so once Spider gets off, they do to.
He tried fighting the kids but they overwhelm him, delivering a hit after hit.
And then…
A tall figure appears from the dark. Spider isn’t feeling too well at this point and can’t hear what he says, but he can certainly see the figure brutally kick the asses of the teens, and even manages a chuckle through his hurting jaw as they run or limp away. Someone just got in a fight to help him? damn.
The figure crouched in front of Spider, lying on the asphalt and picks him up, trying to speak with him. The blonde thinks he saw those scars somewhere before…
In his daze, the words come out before he can stop himself.
“…dad..?”
“…Miles?”
So, Quaritch! What’s up with him?
He’s a man currently retired from the military and owns a small car repairing business and has a badass motorcycle with skull and flame patters on them, there’s no way he doesn’t.
Is obsessed with a healthy lifestyle, can cook, goes on jogs 5 in the morning (because of course he does) and lifts. You can remove a person from the military but never military from the person. 🤷
He got wrongly accused of murder and dragged into the mix while trying to stand up for an old friend of his, Lyle Wainfleet, who was another suspect in Eytukan’s case. Miraculously, he avoided going behind bars but as a result, the custody over Spider was lost, which was a major hit for Quaritch as he just lost his wife Paz. He spent almost a decade being heavily depressed and barely crawled out of that state several years ago.
He hates Sullys with a passion for taking away his son and life , perhaps he plans to enact revenge? Who knows 👀
For now though, the only thing on his mind is Spider, as he puts two and two together, realises the kid he had protected is HIS SON and scrambles to get him to the hospital. Talk about destiny.
Anyway here it is, my chaotic word vomit 😭 hope y’all liked it? I might write more or make a one-shot idk idk if you got any questions abt this you can drop them in the ask box ✨
BTW, @bigbluealienlover93 is currently writing a spider modern AU fanfic so if you wanna see that I suggest you stay tuned for their work!!
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morhido · 1 year
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Wait hang on i have a concept. Hunter going to lilith about his crush on willow.
Not for advice, mind you. All the adults in his life have this awfully nuanced view on romance and quite frankly they don't UNDERSTAND how fucking feral his hormones are going right now. Do grimwalkers even have hormones? He doesn't know but it sure feels like it!!!
And even steve, the youngest of the adults, is annoyingly cheesy about the whole thing, speaking as an experienced older brother. "Just be yourself"?? When the FUCK has that ever helped anyone????
Okay so. Lilith. She's 1) not too close to the situation, 2) far from likely to give him any sort of cheesy advice, and 3) GUARANTEED not to judge him for it (because there is no way in the nine circles of hell he is talking about it with gus, and while he loves luz and amity, their little fantasy romace brains mixed in with the fact that they're willow's best friends would almost certainly cloud their judgement, at least a little).
So it ends up with him and lilith at a table or smthn, hunter screaming about his stupid little teenage boy feelings and lilith sort of just humming and nodding along as she flips through a book. She's not there to help him in his inspiring coming of age story wherein he learns to be his best self and pursue his dreams in the form of a pretty girl. She's just there because she honestly thinks the poor kid might explode if he keeps it tucked away for any longer.
So he's sat opposite her and he's just like "TITAN. TITAN SHE'S SO COOL. And pretty. Did i mention she's pretty?? The prettiest. Hooooly fuck."
"Hm yes yes, eyes the colour of eucalyptus leaves and whatnot."
"RIGHT and like. Have i mentioned that i like her voice? Also so pretty. So cute."
"Ah yes, children are always just sooo adorable."
"NOT LIKE THAT CUTE. Like. Okay gus is cute in the same way flapjack is cute. Right. Like you wanna just. Ahh. Y'know. But THE CAPTAIN. CUTE LIKE. CUTE-CUTE."
"Wow."
"Y E AH"
"Okay. So your captain is... cute-cute. Go on."
"But she's also like INSANELY strong?? Like it should be ILLEGAL to be that pretty and also that strong. Not actually illegal though bc then i would have had to arrest her a long time ago. And that would have been sad."
"Mh, and we don't want that, do we?"
"I've gone my whole life without a SINGLE crush and now!! She has killed me. She has singlehandedly killed me. I'm dead, lilith. If you even care."
"Okay."
"And FL Y ER DER BY?? MAN i can't believe she managed to get me hooked on that sport. Like it's seriously so fun. Ha. I went from wanting almost nothing to do with her or that sport to talking about girls with my old colleague. ....well, singular girl. You're kinda just There. (Thank you for being here btw i /gen appreciate it)"
"Oh girls? I can talk about girls. Did you know edalyn once broke a wall of the house playing grudgby? Like. Not even just a window. The entire wall."
"I AM ABOUT TO BREAK!! LOVE HAS GIVEN ME VIOLENT TENDENCIES!!!!"
"One time to cope with her crush on raine eda sicced a griffon on them. Ah, young love. I assume."
"wh A t"
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lokisprettygirl · 2 years
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Can you write a little something about Loki taking care of y/n after she gets hurt from falling while riding her bicycle? And maybe she’s sick with a sinus infection too?
I’m sitting in a doctor’s office waiting for x-rays of every joint in my left arm after going off the side of a bike ramp and wiping out. Got diagnosed with a freak sinus infection that went from 0 to 100 in less than 24 hours yesterday. I went for the bike ride to try to break things up in my sinuses and ended up crashing… A sweet Loki caring for y/n story would be lovely. 🥹
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Combined these two requests as it seemed similar. Thank you so much for reading my work and loving it so much. Hope you enjoy it and I hope both of you are feeling better now 💚🤗
Warning: General sickness, sinus infection, fluff
Loki x Sick Reader
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You groaned as you sneezed again, your sinus infection was acting up and on the top of it you even got fever last night. Your whole body felt as if it was run over by a bulldozer, you hated, no wait, absolutely despised being sick. There was nothing fun about not being able to breathe from your nose. 
"Princess" you looked at the god of mischief aka your boyfriend as he returned to the bedroom with a bowl of soup in his hands. He didn't know how to cook but he learned the recipe from this thing called YouTube and he hoped that the chicken soup he made was edible at least. He didn't want you to get even more ill because of his cooking 
"Look at you..being all—" before you could finish your sentence you had a sneeze waiting to explode. 
"Ahhh okay, woooh, my brain almost came out.. look at you being all wifey huh" he chuckled as he sat down on the edge of the bed, he conjured a bed tray and placed the bowl on it.
You couldn't believe sometimes that you got to call him yours, when you met him he didn't even look at you twice, he was mean, aloof and he was allergic to things like using words to communicate and expressing his emotions in a healthy way. But slowly and after much persuasion from your side he started to melt, he started to see you differently from other mortals. After a month of you pestering him to go out on a date with him, when he finally did he was smittened, floored by this enigma of a woman who was hell bent on loving him. Women weren't like this on Asgard, they didn't act so cute around him the way you did, he adored you, every part of you. 
"Shush your mouth and drink it or eat it, I read that this infection you are having will take a couple of days to go away, how do you feel my sweet girl?" he tucked your hair behind your ears and you hummed in response.
"I feel like a turd but I'm glad my boyfriend that I love so much is here, btw this is yummmmyy" his eyes twinkled as you said, everytime you confessed your undying love for him his heart fluttered. Sometimes he couldn't even believe that he was loved by someone, someone so pure and selfless. 
"That's a relief, let me prepare a warm bath for you okay? You do not have a fever now do you?" he pressed his palm on your forehead and you shook your head. He was wearing a black shirt and a pair of trousers, not that you didn't adore him in his asgardian glory but just something about him being so casual like a normal human boyfriend made you feel so giddy. 
"Finish it before I return, I love you" he kissed your forehead and strutted towards the bathroom. After the bath he picked you up effortlessly and dressed you up in new clothes, then he brushed your hair to get rid of all the tangles
"Looooo" you looked up at him and he hummed in response while his mind focused on being as gentle as he could be with your scalp, you had a sensitive scalp and he didn't want to hurt you
"You are pretty lo..so pretty" you smiled and scrunched your nose, that somehow made you sneeze again, your nose thought of it as a sneezing invitation
"Thank you my sneezy little monster, and you are divine even when you are sick" 
You smiled and he groaned as his phone rang, 
"Speak" that's how he addressed a phone call, he hated the word hello for some reason, he rolled his eyes as it was Stark on the other side, while he was talking you just admired the way his lips moved
"Look I do not have time for this alright, he can die for all I care but I need answers by tonight, honestly be grateful I am not there or he'd be dead right now, make him speak" he got so angry by the time he was done, so pissed off and he huffed as he cut the call
He was ruthless, scary, and mean with others. But not with you, never with you
"Sorry about that darling, what were you saying to me hmm?" His voice turned softer instantly, and he leaned down to kiss you, then he focused on detangling your locks again 
"I love you so much" he smiled as you said that
"I love you more sweet princess" 
He picked you up again and carried you like a baby, then he placed you down on the kitchen counter while he attempted to make lunch for you.
Something nutritious and healthy. That's what sick mortals are supposed to eat.
"How does Vegetable porridge sound?" He asked you and you scrunched your nose again
"It sounds horrible but I know you'd make it good my master chef" 
He made a cup of ginger tea for you to sip on while he made lunch, it helps with the blocked nose. At this point you didn't even need a doctor, he researched everything even though he has never gotten sick himself. Some godly immunity he said. While the porridge was in the pot simmering he walked over to you, placed his arms around your sides, and smiled as he watched your face contorting, you placed your hands on your face to avoid sneezing all over him
"How are you so adorable all the time?" He asked you as he kissed your forehead
"I'm adorable with adorable people" 
"Oooh the flattery, are you trying to get into my pants miss?" He gasped and you raised your brow 
"Glad you noticed" you winked and he smiled so wide. He loves you immensely, he'd do anything for you.
Once he fed you lunch with his own hands, he gave you the medicines you were supposed to take and then he finally picked you up and it was time for the mandatory sick cuddle fest, so he laid you down on the bed, got next to you and snuggled you into him tightly, you sighed as you felt his comforting touch. You are sooo going to husband him up someday.
"You know I hate being sick but if you would take care of me like this may be I wouldn't dread it so much when I feel it coming next time" he caressed your head with his fingers and his eyes teared up, he was so soft for you, you always melted him like a butter over the hot knife
"Well as much as I enjoy this I never want to see you suffer like this again" 
"Mmmmmm gosh I am going to marry you someday" he couldn't help but chuckle as you said that 
"I'll be an awful husband darling" 
"That's what you said to me when I asked you to be my boyfriend, look at you now, treating me like a queen" 
"Well you are my queen" you pecked on his lips softly and got on top of him, he was more comfortable to sleep on then the bed. He had a busy job as an avenger, most of the times you didn't get to see him for days in a row, he was supposed to be on a mission yesterday but as soon as he found that you have fallen ill he dropped everything and he haven't left your side since, and you knew he wouldn't until you are back at being your healthiest.
"Darling" you hummed as the medicine started to make you feel drowsy very quickly.
"You can marry me someday or tomorrow, or today if you want, I would want to do that with you" you looked at him and your eyes teared up. The heartless god of mischief wasn't so heartless. Not with the people he loved and cared about.
"Okay we will do it someday" 
You hated being sick but now that you had someone like him taking care of you like this, the feeling got from worse to just bad.
 As long as you had him you knew you'd never have to suffer alone..
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companionwolf · 5 months
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tonight's final Delta Green recap:
- have spent the past few days trying to get ready for this session emotionally; that effort has NOT paid off lmao (: <- he's on the floor crying on the inside
- basically this is me rn:
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- here we go everyone
- wow holiday is strong.
- what's in the bag Monday.
- everyone clap for the horrors
- Monday WHATS IN THE BAG
- oh <- there's at least 6 stickbugs in the fog around the ceiling just Watching o_o;
- ah this is a cave.... cave count: 2
- aw the stickbugs didn't just immediately try to murder us when we tried to go further into the cave -- they gave a little warning buzz first, cute
- unfortunately we're still blowing up this place (or dying in the attempt to)
- OH SHIT THE BUGS ARE PISSED
- Jacob is conflicted; let's hope the choice he just made isn't a stupid one
- BAG BAG BAG BAG
- whatever Monday just threw EXPLODED and distracted the stickbugs; we love you ma'am
- oh fuck it's a stickbug and it Knows We Are Here
- OH SURE NOW YOU PASS YOUR SAN CHECK JACOB
- joy has fired the shotfun at the stickbug's tongue, commence combat
- HOLIDAY NO ):
- no wait they're OK (they just got slammed into a fucking wall its fine)
- um. 2nd stickbug stirring? 0_0;
- Jacob has the c-4 detonator . This will not end badly probably (it probably will)
- for .. at least a 3rd time I deeply regret not giving Jacob more in Firearms
- oh BTW they're about to get beset upon by many more stickbugs so like [stares very intently at the detonator]
- literal actual note our handler shared:
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- 'what the fuck are you doing? run!' Holiday thank you I forgot I could do that (though Jacob blowing them all up wouldn't be entirely OOC at this point)
- IDIOT FAILED HIS ATHLETICS ROLL
- Holiday I am in your debt I will fight your wars (they kept Jacob from falling)
- Monday you're so badass <3 but if you die I'm rioting
- ^ NEVER LOVE ANYTHING EVER
- wait no she's ok
- but joy... is not D:
- JOY SACRIFICED HERSELF SO MONDAY COULD GET OUT IM -
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- me rn:
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- Jacob is going to have . So much grief
- anyway this opera changed my brain chemistry and I love that for me <3
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heleizition · 3 months
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u cannot just present me with gold right when i have to go to bed. i have a sleep schedule to keep to! for health! and sanity! and brain! i love them so much. ur ocs. i love twin characters, so many dynamics and all are good. the art is also just -wants to squeeze- affectionately. who were they in their past lives? is josephines 'i failwd to protec' a thing that also happened in past life? bunny person very good. love how expressive the ears can get. also cute. i think i watched the first ep of d.gray man way way back?? or the first few? i have very little memory of it but a vague plan to get back to that sometime. angel love, angel life, angel delight. the concept of god being a baby of a big species of gods is -chefs kiss- love it. sleep tiiiime, sleep well when u do byeeeee
HEHEHEHE >:3 im evil .
i looooove siblings dynamics........... so so much ........... both chronos & nath and then nell & belly weren't even twins at first it just Happened lmao... chronos & nath were almost the same character in two different stories and i couldnt decide who to keep lmao and then belly was supposed to be nell's little sister he ran from after she saw him kill their father (to protect her) (nell is an idiot) but . it jst happened. anyway
SO THEIR PAST LIVES.
The group of oc is composed of many i havent introduced yet but the major ones are here i think except my Bad Guy. so keep in mind the story is cringy and bad lmao but i still like it to this day...
post apocalyptic earth where humans live under domes bc the outside is too toxic + technology evolved so now cyborgs exist + a while back some government doctors & scientists were working in a secret lab to implants animal genes w humans to make hybrids & something about genetic preservation whatever whatever. anyway.
eve is the protagonist. she's the only daughter of head doctor of that hybrid lab. it exploded 20 years ago which cause people inside that specific dome to mutate into hybrids (people woke up to agonizing pain bc their body was breaking and morphing and it wasn't made for that. josephine was one of those people ! she was a wolf hybrid :3)
we follow eve and her then group of friends until for some reasons (<==== guy who does not remember what that plot point was) the dome had to be evacuated. something about a deadly virus ? ofc as always the rich people got away first until the dome got closed off completely <3 . eve meets several people including chronos (human guy, future bf, hes a simp) maria & arthur (yes i will draw them at some point OTL) and they stick together to survive as the inside of the dome is becoming a battleground. doesn't help that part of the reason the dome was closed off so quick was that ~mafia~ (idk how else to call it, its not rly mafia tho oTL) boss stanislas was in here and has always escaped the government's assassination attemps thus far.
SO this virus slowly contaminate everyone but its slow and rots you from inside. terrible deadly soulcrushing. + stanislas is using every means he has to try to control the city & find a way out. except ex cop and also ex girlfriend jo (josephine) is here to basically kill him lol (he broke her trust & her heart and also killed a lot of people and revenge is her whole life). josephine at first is a lone wolf (haha) until she gets very badly injuried and ends up in a small alley where eve & her friends took quarters. they get her inside and find a way to keep her alive. also at this point the group has also met gabriel ! (bunny guy! he has a tragic past and i love him. hes my mary sue) and stephan ! (his not yet boyfriend who also has a tragic past and that jo feels very guilty about). gabriel used to be a test subject in the hybrid lab. he and eve used to know each other :] they are best friends now.
at the same time nath (who was supposed to be dead) shows up like hiiiiiiiiiiiii btw im here (hes one of stan's agent but when he was supposed to die he actually survived and got turned into a cyborg with special modification in his brain which makes him obey. but he did not Forget and he will fight what stan makes him do <3)
SO um after they all meet its basically just. a fight to survive and also moments where they're like. oh we're gonna die here. lets party so hard.
stan also realises he doesn't rly have a way out and dedicates himself to ending his and jo's fight for good this time which also put eve's group in danger since jo . stuck around . there are casualties which is why she feels she failed them..................
anyway . there are more stuff but its rly all over the place soobssss im sowwyyyy
LOOOVE D.gray man . one of my first and favorite manga if u ever get the chance to pick it up for a bit longer to see if u enjoy it ... yeah .....
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presidentbungus · 2 years
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Whatever part of the AU you’re thinking abt as of seeing this ask is the part I wanna hear abt :)
OHHHH OHHHHHH uhhhhhhh
demo has a Small Charmingly Scrappy Rebel-Esque spaceship that he hijacked from his home planet (which he was space royalty on btw) and added on to over time with spare parts and extra rooms. it has some Infamous Menacing Pirate name I’ll have to make up later. basically he’s a space pirate as I have mentioned because the worms in my brain are biting hard. he’s more of a robin hood chaotic good type but’ll still fuck some shit up if people are dumb enough to get on his bad side
his weapon of choice is either a heavy-duty handheld artillery cannon (thsi universe’s equivalent of a nade/sticky launcher, made by him and Dell before they fell out) or a sword and of course he has a few different swords. off the top of my head the persian persuader equivalent (because I love the persian persuader😰😰😰) has the same general shape but there’s a switch or something he can flick to make the whole sword catch on fire, which he can also use with some particular chemical or something I will make up a name for later which is highly combustible and explodes with heat. he gives this one to Pyro in some little emotional moment Pyro loves it it’s cute
eyelander or is the obligatory lightsaber stand-in though it’s “haunted” with a little artificial intelligence that was probably not made to be put in a sword. you know why that part’s there. despite being a computer said AI doesn’t remember a lot about itself or what it’s seen indicating that it might not have been in this state forever and it could potentially be in a situation similar to Dell’s, though Demo makes sure to take it out plenty to see the sights and chop some necks so it works out in the end. I don’t know about the other swords but I will sure think about it
I’m still not sure what to do with Pyro. I saw your suggestion about making them be the only human or whatever and as hilarious as that is it’d also mean I had to come up with some kind of alien for everybody else😰 I’m leaning towards either going Filamental and they’re just a fucked up robot which I think would be hilarious OR they look completely normal to canon and are eventually revealed to actually just be a bunch of muck in a suit. literally just a green, moldeable to the degree they’re almost liquid little ball of stinking goo crammed into the suit. I don’t even know if this’ll serve relevance to the narrative or how anyone would find this out but It’d be really funny
also to be clear the space setting has like a 60’s sci-fi kind of aesthetic, with all the stupid rings and warped furniture and stuff. this will be entirely depicted through writing as I can’t draw so I can’t see this being relevant but I thought I’d make it clear
and lastly pauling’s probably human and admin’s some fucked up beholder-type thing with a billion eyes though I think it’d be really funny if she still has like a little tiny comically well-styled sprig of black-gray hair on the top of her fucked up head
anyway thank you for the ask ikea thank you for indulging me. as always ily
ALSO DEMO HAS A BUNCH OF SPACE ANIMAL PETS THAT HE JUST LETS ROAM AROUND HIS SHIP AND GREVIOUSLY INJURE VISITORS IT'S TERRIBLE (sniper is one of these pets)
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BG3 playthrough - Endless Act 3 quests
Spoilers below the cut!
OH MY GOD there’s too many things in Rivington…….. Luckily it seems most of these quests are small and self-contained so I can play by slowly advancing through areas and finishing whatever NPC thing is there before moving on?
Hey fellow dark urge players - have you ever noticed that if you look in the magic mirror, it resets your tav’s name back to The Dark Urge? And you will have to retype out the name you want? It does not do this for normal tavs. I wonder if this is just a bug. MORE interesting would be if they did it on purpose, and you are constantly having to reassert your new identity.
I was going through some old papers and letters and in a roundabout way realized there was a whole cutscene with Karlach that I missed back in Moonrise Towers. If you approach the bugbear trader with Karlach on your team, you will get a whole scene about an old friend of hers from Avernus. I love that there are little details like this in the game, and even though I am uncovering I think all or close to all of the little plot points, there will still be additional surprises like this if I replay with different teammates.
God, Rivington and especially Wyrm’s Crossing are so damned full of people. My computer is just lagging the fuck out. Not inspiring. I wish there was some way to optimize this better. Maybe reduce the rendering radius even more or something I dunno?
I found Arfur and his delightful little plot to blow up refugee children with toy bombs! What a delight that was. Too bad for this motherfucker, my brain-scrambled durge tav imprinted like a baby chick on the tiefling refugees during his first few days off the nautiloid, and this guy’s ass is now grass.
I’ve noticed that online guides seem to be incomplete (A SHOCK!) about how to resolve the situation with him, saying that you must either side with Arfur and the squatters leave, or else you side with the squatters which causes Arfur to go to Sharess’ Caress, and you can confront him there later about the plot. Me, I’m trying to take this enormous area in little pieces and I don’t really feel like opening up yet another new area yet - what if I want to deal with him right here and now?
There might be other dialogue branches to get to the same result, but here’s what I did: if you use detect thoughts during the confrontation, you can see Arfur is nervous about the squatters finding his basement. You can ask him about his basement, then ask him if you should go check it out. He will lose his patience and instruct his hired goons to attack. Once you kick their asses, (which btw you can safely do, as far as I can see, this fight does not aggro anyone else in the area) he stays in the area without running off, waiting for you to make a decision.You are then free to go and explore the basement and do the whole exploding toys quest. When Manip Nestor tells you to go find the one responsible for this, Arfur is still standing right there in front of his house, and you can finish the quest right here instead of going all the way to Sharess’ Caress. I’m assuming this conclusion is all exactly the same as if it was at Sharess’ Caress: you can agree to let him go, you can accept his bribe, or you can insist he’s going to be arrested. Then he walks away, presumably off to turn himself in at the jail like a good boy lmao, and the squatters thank you for allowing them to stay. Easy peasy and no need to go track Arfur down in some brand new area.
OMG Tara is so cute. If you approach her with Gale, she has a longer conversation with you. Is that the only time we see her?? Please say no! I love Tara so much!
Hey so I talked to the ironhand gnomes, went up through the ladder in their hideout, and discovered, surprisingly, that it leads to the smith’s rooms??? I wanted to ask him about it, why he has a secret hatch that leads to a domestic terrorist organization, but when I came through the hatch, I found he had been murdered by Orin!!! Is it possible to talk to him somehow that I missed?
Speaking of Orin - I know a lot of people are annoyed with her “ooooh it’s Orin, what an unexpected surprise!” schtick, but I actually do like the way she pops up. I like how you start speaking to an NPC and the conversation slowly starts to get more and more deranged. Before I realize it’s Orin, there is a second where it’s a genuine “what the hell is happening?” reaction. What I think the problem with Orin is, is that it happens too close together. Like, I spoke to the guard at the refugee camp, then extremely shortly after that, I spoke to the blacksmith and found her again. I am less annoyed with this concept, I think it’s cool, I kind of like the implication that Orin is out there gathering intel on you so you maybe need to watch what information you give out to random strangers, I just think the meetings needed to be a bit more spaced out, and it might avoid that annoyance that some players have with her.
I loved the courier’s zhentarim note that they hadn’t heard from the group in Waukeen’s Rest for a while. In my game, I killed all those guys when I found their hideout. I think it’s neat you have options to ally with them, but my tav personally has no use for a mafia that deals in slaves and tadpoles. If you didn’t kill the zhents in Waukeen’s Rest, does the letter still say they’ve lost contact, or does it change and say something else?
I’m finding an awful lot of murdered refugees all strewn about. I’m not exactly sure what’s happening here. I know Orin is being shitty, I know we have these doppleganger freaks, and I know there’s other stuff going on as well that I haven’t even explored yet, so who knows. I wish there was some kind of reaction line from tav or companions or something? Like. When we approached the blighted village, they commented on the dead villagers on the road. Here, I climbed down a well and found like four murdered refugees all in a pile, and there’s no comment??
I LOVED the weirdness of finding a child next to the southern checkpoint gate that was actually voiced by a real child, and not an adult VA. Very very jarring! As this is the only actual child voice in the entire game that I’ve seen so far, I assume this must be one of the dev’s kids that they put in to be cute, and I think that’s fun.
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(I love your work btw!!! 🥺💕) Can you make an imagine where the reader is cooking dinner for Ellie, but then Ellie starts feeling a bit needy for the reader while watching her cook, and ends up roughly fucking her on the kitchen counter, which leads to the food being burnt and they end up getting takeout instead? 😩
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Summary: Cooking dinner until Ellie gets a nasty idea
A/N: I promised more farm!ellie so here ya go. Thank you for the request love <3 Thank you for enjoying and i know you said take out but like i started writing and was like oh shit they meant modern world, so i completely forgot im sorry AHSJA. Anyways mom!ellie
Warnings: NSFW, Strap-on, Fingering, Pregnant sex
Word count: 3.7K
"Shit." Ellie huffed, shutting the heavy door to the barn.
There was so much work still needed to do on the farm, the hen shed needed to be built still so for now they were spread out across the barn and the cows pen needed to be expanded. There was so much left to do and ellie was nervous y'all might not get it done by the time winter got here.
She had been out there all day working on getting all the animals comfortable in their new homes, the pigs being the hardest. As of right now though the sun was beginning to set and Ellie was starving. You had gone in not too long ago because you were becoming overheated, not well for the baby in your belly.
Ellie walked through the field, seeing how pretty the house looked in the sunset light. All the pretty oranges and reds spread across the wood of the house, she wished she had her sketchbook so she could get down the quick picture before it left her brain.
She reached the house, taking her shoes off so she didn't get mud on the floor. She could hear faint sounds of music, if she was real quiet she could hear you humming along with it. She smiled at the peacefulness she felt right now, suddenly all the stresses she had about the barn vanished. Suddenly she thought the barn was a great idea, if this was how it would be all the time then she could die a happy woman.
She set her shoes next to yours, taking one good look at the fields before going in. The sun buried itself behind the hills, casting a glow on the flowing laundry allowing her to see small peaks of the barn. She couldn't wait for the kid to be running through here, she could see it now. She could see herself running after the kid, small laughs coming from the both of them.... her kid. The thought made her smile.
She finally opened the screen door, the smell of dinner filling the air around her. That's when she saw in the dim light of the candle filled room, you in the middle of it all. You were dressed in a cute little cottage dress that you were given at the baby shower, and one of the women of the town made it for you.
You were making something on the stove, not noticing her presence until the screen door slammed behind her. You jumped slightly, the perks of living in a post-apocalyptic world. You gave a small smile when you realized it was her before averting your eyes to the pot in front of you.
Ellie placed her things down on the small table by your back door, her eyes glued to you. She made her way over to you, seeing a cookbook opened right next to you. There were so many types of vegetables out along with some bread and meat. You always did know how to surprise her with your old world cookbook.
"Long day at work Mrs. Williams?" You smiled, teasing her a bit.
"Long and hard, Mrs. Williams." She came up behind you, placing her large hands on your hips.
She swayed a bit to the music, watching you stir the food in the pot. You smiled at her sudden affection, the feeling of her hands gripping softly at your waist making you blush slightly. One of her hands made its way to your belly, noticing how much bigger it had gotten since y'all moved here.
"How are my girls doing?" She asked, caressing your stomach softly.
When you guys first found this place you were only a couple weeks along, not even 9 weeks along. Now you're almost 6 months old, you have gotten bigger and bigger. Your glow had only increased as well, you looked really good and really happy as well. Most nights were better than others obviously, the paranoia and depression of the outside world can be hard especially on a pregnant woman.
"We're doing okay, she's a little shit and won't settle down but hopefully food will calm her down." You replied, watching as the broth bubbled.
You could feel Ellie's grin on your neck, kisses halting for only a minute just to look down at the bubbles as well. It looked like chicken noodle soup but Ellie couldn't be sure. Her hands continued to caress your belly, feeling as the baby moved around. She will never get used to that, the feeling of a baby in your stomach.
She was dragged out of her thoughts when you turned your head to connect your lips together. She was caught off guard but happily moved her lips to yours, one hand still sitting on your hip and the other slightly pushing you back to rest yourself on her chest. You chuckled into the kiss, pushing her away slightly with your butt.
"Honey, I love you but you smell like a pig pen..." You joked, turning back to the oven. "Go get cleaned up for dinner, it has another 20 or 30 minutes left."
She laughed, stepping away from you for the first time since she came into the house. She gave your ass a soft smack before trailing herself up stairs. You let out a surprised yelp, giggling as you watched her walk to the doorway and stop in her tracks.
"behave yourself while i'm upstairs... You think you can do that?" She joked, giving you a small grin.
"Ugh that'll be impossible...how could I behave myself when I know you're washing pig shit off your hands just up the stairs." You joked back.
Ellie chuckled and made her way upstairs, jogging up the stairs and into your bedroom. It didn't take much to get cleaned up, she just changed into a plain white shirt and some random pair of jeans she found on the dresser.
While she was placing her dirty clothes into the hamper she caught a glimpse of one of your guys toys. It was a strap on, it was one you used often but it worked for the two of you. That's when the best idea came to her, she didn't hesitate in grabbing the strap on. She put it on tightly so it wouldn't fall off.
When she was comfortable with it, not too tight and not too loose she pulled up her jeans. It wasn't too noticeable, the strap was mostly folded in between her legs so it didn't show through her jeans. She smiled at her nasty idea before walking back down stairs, seeing you in the same position you were before. This time your eyebrows were knitted together in frustration, licking your lips which sent tingles through ellie.
She went back to the same position she was at only minutes before her nasty idea, but this time her hands roughly grabbed at you. There was a slight change in her presence than the last time, it was once innocent and peaceful but now it was like a lion staring down its prey.
Her lips were once again attached to your neck, hands bunching up your dress slightly. The roughness distracted you a bit, not expecting her mood to change within seconds. One of her hands was slowly making its way under your dress, giving you only a split second to realize what she was going.
You didn't know if it was you being pregnant or what but you were almost immediately putty in her hands, in between your legs already called for her. Her hand was slowly running up your thigh, no time was waiting.
"Ellie... I have to make dinner!" You stated, hand grabbing on to the counter for leverage.
"You said 20 minutes right??" She asked, watching as you gave her a small nod. "I can make you cum at least 3 times before...."
Those words made you weak, you could feel the wet spot on your underwear grow more and more. Ellie sucked and bit at your neck, leaving small bruises. Her hand made it all the way to your thigh, feeling the wet spot. She gave a cocky grin, knowing she was the one doing that.
"Besides, dinner can wait..." She paused, moving her hand that rested on your waist to your chest, grabbing at your flesh softly. " Well, you pussy seems to think so." She teased.
You let out a small groan, letting go of the spoon you had been holding too grab at her hand that was grabbing at your boobs. You usually would give her a hard time, tease her as much as she teases you but right now... your hormones were everywhere and your body was so different than it was, you just couldn't fight back your desire for her.
She took a few steps back, taking you back with her so you were safely away from the stove before moving your panties to the side. She started off small with her movements, placing two fingers on your clit, circling them around to send small moments of pleasure to your core.
You moaned into the air, the increased sensitivity of your body changing made the movements feel more intense than they once were. Your head moved back to capture her lips in a kiss, while her fingers worked on the little bud between your folds.
The kiss was passionate, no teeth clashing or sloppy tongue action but like two puzzle pieces being perfect for each other. Your head craned back, wanting more of her lips and you were honestly afraid of breaking your neck but it just felt so good.
Ellie's hand on your chest pulled down your dress, releasing our boobs into the cold air. She was just able to pull it down to your waist but that was enough access for her. She grabbed at one of your boobs, playing with the sensitive nipple.
She watched as you gasped into her mouth, eyes slightly rolling back into your head. She took that as a cue to shove two fingers inside of you, thumb still rubbing at your clit. You couldn't last too much longer and she knew it, everything felt so different from your not pregnant body so she had to treat it differently.
Your walls immediately clamped around her finger, the knot in your body ready to explode. You grabbed on to her, one hand on her arm and the other moving back to grab her thigh to balance yourself. It all happened so fast and you didn't even know it was happening until waves of pleasure were sent all over your body and your juice dripped onto ellies hand.
Some strangled moans left your mouth, as your body felt like it was on fire and your stomach did twist and turns. You tried to catch your breath, wincing as Ellie took her fingers out of you. Ellie allowed you to slowly come down from you high, knowing she was not done with you yet.
"Sorry I came so fast...." You breathed out, moving to fix your dress back before Ellie pulled you back to her.
"Who said I'm done with you.." She spoke, moving her hand down to her jeans before pulling out the strap.
You gasped at the feeling of it, feeling it hit your lower back. You couldn't help but feel pathetic at the fact you were still so fucking horny even though you already came once, you felt greedy but you ddin't care.
"I said 3 times right?" She spoke, not asking but telling you.
You bit your lip at the tone of her voice, feeling your cunt flutter and drip onto your now soaked underwear. Your cheeks were red along with the flush skin of your chest from Ellie grabbing at your tender boobs.
Ellie pulled you closer to her, standing you still while she pulled your dress all the way down to your ankles. The feeling of her being fully dressed and you being completely naked, the degradation of it making your legs shake more than they already were. You were in nothing but your underwear that were pushed to the side and ellies hands settling down on your hips.
Ellie spread your legs a tad, moving a finger to slide through your folds. You winced a tad, overstimulated slightly but so ready to be fucked once again. Ellie got you nice and wet, lining up the strap to your puffy folds.
"Do you need anything? Water? Or do you want to sit down? i co..." She started but wasn't able to finish her sentence
"Jesus Christ ellie just fuck me already." You interrupted, moving your hips back to try to fuck yourself on the strap.
Ellie chuckled but you didn't have to tell her twice, she slowly inserted the strap but that wasn't until you moved your hips back and forth. The action of you fucking yourself on the strap made her stumble back slightly, hitting the sink so her back was flush against it.
You didn't have a set speed, you sped up and then slowed down just whatever felt the best at the moment. Ellie watched as you sunk down onto it, watching it go in and out of you. She was getting a little antsy, wanting to thrust in and out of you while holding you down on the cabinet.
Oh how she wanted to fuck you so hard, but you were fragile at the moment so she let you take your time. Instead she placed her hands on your hips, helping you push your weight onto her. Your thighs were burning, the way you had to push yourself back onto her gave you a legit work out.
You held onto Ellie’s hands, forcing your body back down onto her. You could feel yourself inching closer and closer each thrust, each thrust also came more frustration on your part. The feeling of running after an orgasm but not being fit enough to reach it out made you wanna scream.
You hair was falling in front of your face as you leaned over to try to fuck yourself harder on the strap, trying to get at the best angle as well. You were just genuinely uncomfortable but so motivated to get off that you didn’t care that your body was hurting.
Ellie noticed the tension in your body, feeling your frustration as you desperately tried to get off. That’s when she stepped in, stopping you for a minute to lean you on the cabinet next to her. Only your chest on the cabinet, your elbows holding you up.
“Lemme take care of you hun...” she started, lining the strap back up. “Just sit back and look pretty for me okay.”
She took home on your hips once more and dove back into you, hitting an angle that you wanted to get too but couldn’t. She went at the same pace as before, rough and hard but taking small breaks in between to check if you were hurting.
You grabbed onto the counter with dear life, the cold counter against your flush skin making you shiver slightly. She was prominent and very skilled, feeling every single inch of the strap inside of you.
“Fuck... Ellie... I-“ you could feel yourself clamping around her, your walls fluttering and tensing up ready to release.
She knew you could last longer, your strangled groans and small cruises dropped hints to her. Her twisted a hand in your hair, something she knew you liked, pulling it slightly while you thrust your hips back to hers.
You lifted yourself off the counter now holding yourself up with your hands, holding yourself as steady as you possibly could for Ellie. You could feel it rip through your body. You jerked your body flush against Ellie’s, back all the way pressed against her chest.
Ellie snaked a hand to your boobs and the other drawing soft circles in your clit. You threw your head onto her shoulder, mouth shaped into an O shape as you came with a loud moan.
“Come on baby.... cum on my cock..” she whispered, thrusting her hips into you harshly.
You were seeing stars at this point, holding on to Ellie for dear life as she fucked you through your orgasm. Ellie kissed up your jaw, catching your lips into a kiss while slowing down her movement. Your body had stopped jerking only to be left legit shaking.
Ellie pulled the strap out of you, still holding you up with one hand. You were out of breath, shaking violently in her arms as she comforted you back into your body. She moved a hand through your hair, peppering your neck with kisses as you slowly came back to your body.
“Do you need anything?” She whispered, pressing a small kiss to the shell of your ear.
You turned around in her arms, bringing her into a kiss. Your hands immediately made their way into her hair, her hands absentmindedly went to your hips. It had got a cold in the house but you both were heated up.
“I’m okay Ellie, the baby's good, I’m not thirsty, I don’t need to sit...” you said, knowing exactly the same questions she would ask. It warmed your heart to see she cared but holy shit you were so wound up. “I was promised 3 orgasms.... so please just shut up and fuck me.”
That was so fucking hot to her, you taking what you wanted without a care in the world was something she couldn’t handle. She brought you into a sloppy kiss, holding your head in place as she walked you back into the counter.
She pressed you against the counter, leg up against your bare cunt that was so overstimulated right now but you somehow wanted more. She lifted one of your legs up around her waist and you helped do the other until you were fully seated on the counter.
Your legs dangled down, spread wide open so Ellie could place herself in between them comfortably. Her hands sat on your thighs, squeezing both of them softly. Your hands wrapped around her neck, bringing her so close to you.
This is what heaven would feel like if there was one, fucking on the counter of your dream farmhouse while pregnant with Ellie’s child (Figuratively). It’s what pure light and sweet dreams felt like wrapped in one.
You wrapped your legs around Ellie’s waist, hinting at wanting her to fuck you finally. Ellie lined it up with your cunt, running it up and down your slit a few times before pushing it all the way in.
You gasped at the feeling of being filled to the brim once more, throwing your head back onto the cabinet as Ellie thrust in and out of you at an animalistic pace.
Ellie watched as your back arched up, causing your boobs to bounce every single thrust. This view made her mouth water, you being fucked under candle light. She leaned down to attach her lip to one of your boobs.
You grabbed a fist full of her hair to keep her there for a moment, feeling pleasure from two sensitive areas of your body could send you flying off the edge once more. You let multiple moans out, one after the other.
The house was full of them, bouncing off every wall until they made it back to Ellie’s ears. Ellie went deeper, trying to hit that spot that made you see stars. Ellie watched as your eyebrows knitted together, head pointed up to the ceiling as your mouth formed an O once more.
You were once again so close, tired walls fluttering against the strap. Your overstimulated cunt burning at the sensation of another earth shattering orgasm. Ellie lifted her head up to coax you through it, leaving sloppy open mouth kisses on your fully exposed neck.
“Come on baby, cum on my cock one more time....” she encouraged you, speeding up once more. “I know you can do it, make that pretty little cunt cum all over my cock huh.”
Those dirty words, words that made your body tingle every time you heard them. You grabbed onto Ellie once again, squeezing her hand as the knot in your stomach finally snapped once again.
You could feel how your juices spilled all over the counter, probably making a big wet mess. Pleasure courses through your body, making you jerk violently. Your nails dug into Ellie roughly, most likely leaving bruises.
Ellie once again fucked you through your orgasm but slowed down slightly, kissing up your neck. Your entire body collapsed, no more strength to try to get down.
You could smell the burning of your soup, the awful smell wafting through the air. It had been a little over 20 minutes, probably more than 30 minutes even. It was slightly bright outside when you started but now it was pitch black, candles were the only thing lighting your way.
Ellie planted another kiss on your lips, caressing your belly to comfort you. You kissed back, just wanting to go to bed at this point.
“Well the soup is burnt... So what do you wanna do for dinner??” You asked, looking at how the soup smoked.
Ellie looked back as well, seeing as it was literally almost black. She chuckled a bit, turning back to you and shrugging.
“I mean we have left over cake from the baby shower.... can't let it go to waste.” She said, watching as you gave her a big grin.
“Hmmm... I think you sound much better than cake.” You joked, well it really wasn’t a joke. You just came 3 times and she at least deserved to get eaten out.
“I swear you got knocked up and now you're just a little horn dog.” Ellie rolled her eyes, slipping out of you before handing you your dress.
“Hey corn dogs kinda sounds good??” You joked, hopping down from the cabinet almost falling down on your way.
“You are too much.” She laughed, pulling you back into a quick kiss.
You wrapped your arms around her neck once more, smiling into the kiss as her hands roamed down you your ass giving it a quick squeeze.
"Well cake and burnt vegetables for dinner i guess." You sighed out, between kisses.
The only thing y'all will be eating tonight is each other at this point.
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theyscreamjade · 3 years
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I babysit my infant cousin (she’s 6 months) and she’s just the cutest, chubbiest little thing! Black babies stay stealing my heart and I was wondering if you could do hcs of Kirishima, Shinsou, Hawks, and Aizawa seeing their black gf tend to her baby relative as she constantly coos at how beautiful her skin and hair is, kissing her cheeks, and being maternal
Babies!
ILL BE HONEST. I went way off topic, if you don’t like it. I’ll do it again. I just...WENT ALL THE WAY OFF TOPIC. I did this after work and my brain is fried.
Also, Imma bless y’all with some cute shit.
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That’s my Nephew btw.
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* Let me tell you something, YOU BETTER LISTEN.
* THIS MAN AND KIDS ARE MAGNETIC AND INSEPARABLE!
* When he’s around kids, they’re instantly attracted to him on a thousand levels and no matter what he does, THEY. FUCKING. LOVE. HIM. STILL!
* Being your baby cousin around him if you want, HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET THAT THEY’LL WHINE FOR HIM.
* He’ll be the one complimenting on his fucking adorable she is because she’s blessed with them good good genes.
* If she smiles, his heart may explode because she’s a cute honeybun that deserves to be treated like such.
* Don’t pinch her cheeks or suck them, especially if she don’t like it. Nah, Princess is going to be taken care of right around him. She ain’t gonna cry or be sad around him until she has to leave.
* Then their both crying like babies for each other to be reunited again.
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* He already takes care of a cute angel named Eri-Chan!
* When he comes home with her from school and he sees you with that Angel in your arms, Eri will be the first to ask if she could hold her.
* She called dibs, while she’s in her lap. Eri will run her small hands through those fully curls and admire so much on her.
* They will have a tummy time together while you’re cooking dinner and he’s napping.
* In the midst of making dinner, he’ll hear the wittle one cry and Eri can’t calm her down. Before you can even react, she’s instantly quiet.
* You emerge into the living room and she’s knocked out on a sleeping Aizawa. THAT SHIT IS TOO FUCKING CUTE!
* He may not be too expressive about it, but he admired her adorable nature and physical beauty. She was a all around dumpling.
* And that dumpling had the best nap in her life with uncle Aizawa.
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* Upon first glance at her in the park, his instant reaction was how ADORABLE SHE WAS.
* That sugarbear was rocking her best jumper in the spring weather, chilling in her stroller while admiring the sun sparking off that skin god blessed her with. Even rocking those clear sandals on her fat feet, WE KNOW THEY PAINTED TOO!
* Once freed, she’ll stare at this large spiky man with shark teeth. I’d be scared too because, BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HURT!
* Let her work her way to his love, this may mean siting her in her lap, letting him feed, burp or something with her.
* For some reason, I think her curiosity would lie with his spiked hair.
* I just see this, LETS SAY YOU AND HIM ARE HAVING A PICNIC OKAY?
* And you go to get some ice cream while she’s laying on the blanket. You get back and you see her crawling around the fitted sheet and he’s following her like as if she’s a monster or something.
* Her soft squeals and giggles, BRUH! my heart!
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* He was..too prepared for her arrival.
* Baby girl was spending the night and he was preparing for her as if she was staying until she turned five or something.
* There was a few sharp things and they were all put up, but he wanted to ensure she wouldn’t have a scratch on her precious body.
* Especially if she’s a crawling, curious Angel who wants nothing more then to touch everything she can get her hands on.
* The moment she connected to the floor, POOF. She’s gone and ready to explore.
* He was prepared though because he’s helping raise Eri, he’ll quietly follow the dear princess while she explores every room. Her curiosity would soon turn to his purple hair that stayed up and her chubby hands would hold up for him to lift her.
* If you never seen him blush, prepare yourself because you will then. When she’s in his arms, she’ll grab a lock of hair while gripping it tightly.
* Here’s a image for you all, just picture this.
* Hitoshi Shinsou with her on his chest, wrapping around with either his scarf or a weighted blanket to ensure she gets the decent rest she deserves to have.
* That adorable sleeping face against him while he continued to clean up the little mess she made, looking like a African housewife.
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sincerelyella · 3 years
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It’s Your Love - happy birthday Burnsy!
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Book: The Royal Romance (AU)
Pairings: Drake x OC (Alyssa); Liam x MC (Ella)
Song Inspiration: It’s Your Love by Tim McGraw & Faith Hill
Characters belong to Pixelberry; OC Alyssa Devereaux belongs to my sister @burnsoslow​; Ella Brooks belongs to me.
Summary: The gang coordinates a surprise for Alyssa’s birthday.
A/N: It’s my Burnsy’s birthday and I’m sure everything I’m going to say she already knows! Firstly, I’m so sorry I changed my mind about which AU and which song for this fic like 47545024 million trillion times. Burns just freaking gets me mmkay? She’s my nakie twin, my soul sister, my football bestie and my biggest cheerleader. GUYS! Idk how I could have gotten through this year without her checking in on me, our football conversations or her amazing (and haaawwwwt) fics. Some dialogue in this fic, btw, was taken from a conversation we really had (and as usual, she is hilarious).
Burns, you know that I love you a BUTT TON and I will fight ANYBODY for you (where’s my vaseline?!) Thank you for always being in my corner, for giving me SEVERAL pep talks this year (because I’m dramatic), for believing in me when I sometimes didn’t believe in myself, and for loving me SO HARD. I really hope you have an amazing day and you enjoy your bday dessert and that you like this little fic.
-> please note, this is a rereblog and I am adding this fic to my ML. Today is not actually our sweet Burnsy’s birthday even though we would all like it to be lol
A/N2: This is set in The Loft AU by the way! Check it out here if you haven’t seen these guys’ shenanigans.
Warnings: Adult language, sexual innuendos, and major fluff guys!! The birthday girl wanted to be swooned and I will do my damndest to give her whatever she wants today.
Thank you so much @alyssalauren​ for letting me vent and letting me harass you with my whining … and listening to me change my mind about this for WEEKS - and also prereading for me along with @ofpixelsandscribbles​. I love you guys so much!
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Alyssa was not feeling well. The more she coughed, the more she felt like death. “Oh, God, I feel like my brain is going to explode into itty bitty pieces,” she moaned with her arm draped over her face.
Drake bit his lip in an effort to stop a chuckle. She’s so fucking cute, and whiny. But cute. “Baby, it’s just a cold, you’ll be fine.” He slid onto their large king-sized bed and began to rub her lower back.
“It’s not! It’s the plague! Those kids at school don’t cover their mouths and sneeze up into the air! Like, I can see particles of their spit, just wafting,” she complained as she waved her hand in the air, mimicking the particles. “I bet you it landed on me or I inhaled that shit and now, look at me!” Her cute nose was reddened slightly from blowing out copious amounts of snot. She was seriously thinking about shoving some tissue in each nostril just to make sure nothing dripped.
Drake moved his hands upward and massaged her shoulders gently. “I can make you some soup,” he nibbled on her earlobe. “And make you feel … relaxed.”
“Mmmm,” she shivered at his words and sniffled. “Yes, baby, make me feel relaxed!”
A little while later
After Drake’s impressive two hour session of making Alyssa feel better, loud knocks sounded at their bedroom door.
“Lyssa!” Ella bellowed. “Lyss, you’re not answering my phone calls! Are you dead?!”
“No,” she croaked from the bed and stifled a laugh when Drake tripped trying to put on his boxers. “I was just getting my back blown out by my hot boyfriend.”
“Ew, TMI! Okay, are you covered up? I’m coming in!”
“No!” Drake yelled as he hurriedly threw on his pants. “Do not come in here, Brooks! I’m fucking naked!”
“Like I haven’t seen a naked man before,” Ella pushed open the door and rolled her eyes at Drake. “You aren’t even naked, Walker, get a grip.”
“No damn privacy around here,” he grumbled as he looked for a shirt in the closet.
“Hi!” Alyssa called out hoarsely from the bed as she tucked her comforter around her naked body. “I didn’t go to work today, I felt like death was coming for me.”
“I could hear you coughing from the kitchen. So, your blood pressure and that gnarly cough you have are what’s concerning me.”
“Yeah,” Lyss frowned and sniffed. “The cough is rough.”
“And gunky huh? Are you spitting up weird colored stuff?”
“No, it's clear and phlegmy!”
Ella narrowed her eyes on her best friend. “Lyss, did you take your blood pressure today?”
“I … umm no, I don’t like the machine.”
Ella let out a sigh. “You have to babe!”
Lyss’s bottom lip quivered. “I get scared my arm will explode.”
“Lyssa.”
The lip quiver always works with Drake. “… yes?”
“Your arm won’t explode.”
“If it malfunctions it could!”
Ella rubbed her hands over her face. “Alyssa!”
“In one of the Halloween movies, Michael Myers killed someone in the hospital by putting a BP cuff around their neck and pumping it until their head exploded!”
“What the fuck? Okay, no more Halloween movies for you!”
“But-”
“It’s not going to explode, Alyssa. You need to take your blood pressure. Do I have to hogtie you?”
“No ma’am, I’m taller than you!”
“By ½ an inch!”
Ella switched tactics. “If you don’t do this, I’m going to get Drake on you.”
Lyss giggled. “That’s hardly a punishment.”
Ella’s eye twitched and Alyssa held back a laugh.
After another 10 minutes, Alyssa finally agreed to only check her blood pressure if Ella did it for her and Drake had to hold her hand. Once the numbers were acceptable to Ella, Alyssa added to her terms. “Also, I want chicken noodle soup and those little soup crackers” - she sniffled - “and coffee.”
“Why not tea? That’s better I think,” Ella brushed some hair off of her best friend’s forehead.
“Coffee.”
“Cream isn’t a good idea for-”
Drake gave Ella a look.
“I mean … sure!”
“I’ll get started on that, baby,” Drake leaned over to kiss his girlfriend on top of her head. “Be right back.”
Ella waited until he closed the bedroom door behind him. “Lyssa.”
“Hmm?” She was already settled into the fluffy pillow and her eyes fluttered shut.
“Do you have a fever?” Not waiting for an answer, Ella leaned forward and felt Alyssa’s forehead with the back of her hand.
“Nu-uh,” Lyss mumbled and coughed.
“Lyss?”
“Yeah?”
“Don’t you want to put on some clothes?”
“Mmm, nope, I’m good naked.”
Ella chuckled. “Okay.”
She stood and left Lyss alone to rest. Ella wandered into the kitchen to find Liam and Drake as they stared into a large pot of broth.
“Is she asleep?” Drake asked while he stirred.
“Yep, she’s passed out,” Ella peered into the pot. “You need to add more onions.”
Drake tasted the broth again and shrugged. “Okay, more onions it is.”
Liam handed Drake the bowl of green onions. “So, what do you have planned for her birthday? Are you proposing yet?”
“I had planned to take her to the park and have a picnic,” Drake paused as he tasted the broth again from the ladle. “But seeing as how she’s not wanting to leave the bedroom, I might have to rethink my plan.”
“Hmmm,” Liam tapped his fingers over his mouth. “Why don’t you just have a picnic in the bedroom with her?”
“I guess,” Drake frowned. “That’s not very romantic.”
“You’re trying to be romantic, Walker?” Leo said as he walked into the kitchen with Maxwell with several bags from Nordstrom.
“Yeah, I am, if you must know.”
“I can help you out!” Leo’s wide grin made Drake narrow his eyes.
“What’s in it for you, Rys?”
“Oh, I just love helping my friends! Let me put all my stuff down in the bedroom, I’ll be right back.”
As soon as Leo was out of earshot, Drake hissed. “I don’t trust him!”
“I know,” Max replied. “It’s Leo we’re talking about. After he saw the movie Titanic he started the Billy Zane fan club.”
Ella stopped washing the dishes in the sink and turned. “Wait, what?!”
“Yeah,” Liam added. “Look it up, they’re called the Zaniacs.”
“Why does that make me angrier than anything he’s ever done?!”
Liam shrugged. “He also roots for Billy Zabka’s character in The Karate Kid.”
“Alright, guys! It’s romance time!” Leo announced as he came back to the kitchen.
Three days later
Leo, Maxwell, and Liam were busy setting up things for Drake and Alyssa’s outing at the beach.
“Why is Ella not helping us?” Maxwell huffed as he and Leo carried large boxes of twinkling lights.
“She’s here for Lyss, and to make sure Walker doesn’t sweat too much and get dehydrated,” Leo laughed as all three looked at Drake in the kitchen pacing back and forth.
“Fuck you guys,” his chocolate brown hair a mess after running his fingers through them more times than he can count. “I’m just … nervous.”
“Yeah, we can see that,“ Leo cackled as they walked out into the hallway and waited for the elevator.
“It’s going to work,” Liam reassured his best friend as he grabbed the guitar by the door and followed Max and Leo out.
“Drake, it’s going to be fine,” Ella put her hands on his shoulders to stop him from wandering around the kitchen; it was making her dizzy. “Liam is the King of Romance. Don’t listen to Leo, Alyssa is going to say yes.”
“How do you know that?” He began to babble and couldn’t stop himself. “What if this is too soon? What if she hates my singing? What if she says no?”
“You should be worried about whether she’ll get out of bed,” Ella looked towards the bedroom door.
“Oh my God, is she still in bed?!” He inhaled too quickly and began to cough.
“Okay, Walker, I was kidding. You know she adores you. She said ‘I love you’ first for crying out loud,” she gave him a concerned look. “Are you getting sick?”
“No, I don’t … get sick,” he sputtered as he continued to cough.
“Well you are pretty delicate, maybe you should slow down.”
He waved off her comment as his coughs began to dissipate. “I’m not delicate, I’m just” - he lowered his voice to a whisper yell - “proposing to my girlfriend and I don’t even know if she’s going to like this damn plan!”
Ella rolled her eyes. “Okay, so let’s just forget that you got sick watching Frozen.”
Drake glared. “No. I did not.”
“You also got a nosebleed watching Up,” she smirked.
“Oh my God, will you ever let that go?!”
Ella let out a chuckle. “Okay, fine then, why don’t you go and take a shower?”
“I already did,” Drake looked down at his sweat-stained shirt.
“Yeah, why don’t you go and take another one.”
He nodded. “Be right back.”
30 minutes later
“El! I need help!”
“Lyssa? What’s wrong?” Ella let herself into the bedroom Alyssa and Drake shared.
“My sinuses hurt and I dropped my dress and my book on the floor.”
“Okay?”
“Can you pick it up for me? It hurts to bend over.”
Ella hid a smile and bent to pick up Alyssa’s black dress and her book titled Remember Two Things. “I’ve been meaning to read this, how is it so far?”
“Oh it is so good,” Lyss put the book on her nightstand and pulled the dress over her head. “I’m at chapter 18 and these two have been in love since college-”
“No spoilers! I’m going to read it after you,” Ella found Lyss’ shoes under the bed and helped her put them on. “You take that medication I gave you?”
“The pill was too big.”
“Alyssa!”
“I’m kidding, yes, I took it,” she dimpled. “It was a gel capsule.”
Ella let out a sigh of relief. “Okay, good. You don’t need your sinuses to act up while you’re out.”
“Where is he taking me?”
“It’s a surprise.”
“Why?”
“You know why.”
Alyssa pouted. “No, I don’t.”
Drake appeared in the doorway with a brand new shirt that was miraculously dry. “Ready baby?”
“Yeah, I’m ready,” she stood and wrapped her arms around her best friend. “Thank you for helping me!”
Ella shooed the couple out the door and quickly called Liam to let them know they were on their way.
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“Baby, why did you take another shower?” Alyssa eyed Drake’s damp hair.
“I … slipped in something Max spilled on the floor in the kitchen.” Fuck, I suck at lying.
“Oh,” Lyss chewed on her bottom lip and studied Drake’s side profile as he drove his truck through the streets of Los Angeles. “I was thinking … you’ve taken such good care of me while I’ve been whiny and sick and I wanted to thank you.”
“Of course, I care about you.”
“I love you, baby, I feel like we’re so good together.”
“We are, Lyss, I love you too,” he reached over and intertwined his fingers with hers.
Drake slowly pulled the truck into a parking spot and turned off the engine. “Come on, I have something I want to show you.”
Alyssa nodded. She hopped out of the car and took Drake’s outstretched hand as he led her into a walkway with arching shrubs above them. “What is this place?”
“It used to be a secret spot I went to when I was single,” he glanced down at her while she stared up at the greenery in awe. “I would just come down here to be alone.”
Suddenly, the archway lit up in thousands of little twinkling lights that illuminated their way down to the end of the walkway. “Oh my God,” Alyssa squealed. “I love this so much, it’s beautiful!” They came to the end of the lights and began to walk onto sand.
“Only a little bit further,” Drake mumbled as he took in the ocean, then focused his gaze on the large purple blanket that was sprawled out on the sand a few yards in front of them.
“What’s that?”
“It’s a little picnic the guys set up for us,” he gave Alyssa a nervous smile. “Are you hungry?”
“Yes! What’s for dinner?”
“Taco pizza and for dessert,” Drake excitedly climbed onto the blanket after removing his shoes. “S’mores brownie pie.”
“S’mores?!” Alyssa peeked into the large basket that held the pie. “Can we eat dessert first?”
Drake let out a loud laugh. “Whatever you want, baby it’s your birthday.”
Lyss opened the box where the taco pizza sat and she inhaled deeply. “Oh, no, we’re eating this first.” She grabbed a plate and separated two pieces, one for her, one for Drake.
“Thank you.”
They settled into a comfortable silence as they watched the waves cascade over the sand; the sun was slowly fading, disappearing behind the ocean, leaving its yellow-orange coloring over the blue hue of the water. Alyssa was sitting in between Drake’s legs, her back against his chest.
“This hit the spot,” she patted her stomach. “Taco pizza just like in Remember Two Things.”
“That’s where I got the idea from,” he kissed her on top of her head. “You told me how taco pizza sounded amazing and I had to get that for you.”
“You are amazing,” she leaned her head back and touched her lips to his. “Is that a guitar? Why didn’t I notice that before?”
Drake’s face turned a bright shade of red. “Uh, yeah, I had Liam bring his guitar out here.”
“Do you” - she pulled away from him and turned all the way around with widened eyes - “do you play guitar, baby?”
He nervously scratched the back of his neck. “I … Well, sort of. Liam taught me when we were teenagers.”
“That is so hot,” Lyss mumbled and she bit her bottom lip. “Will you play for me?”
Drake nodded. “Hopefully I’m not too rusty, it’s been years.”
“I know I will love it.”
Drake picked up the acoustic guitar behind him and began to tune it. His eyebrows furrowed in concentration as he went through each string and turned the knobs in turn. Alyssa watched as he dug into his jean pocket and pulled out a guitar pick. How is a man with a guitar so sexy?
“Here goes nothing.”
He strummed the guitar and smiled when it didn’t sound off-key. He took in a deep breath and began to sing.
Dancing in the dark, Middle of the night
Taking your heart, And holding it tight
Emotional touch, Touching my skin
And askin' you to do, What you've been doing
All over again
Alyssa was taken aback. She had no idea he played guitar or sang a note until today. Drake Walker singing country music just did something to her; not to mention the fact that she loved this song.
Oh, it's a beautiful thing, Don't think I can keep it all in
I just gotta let you know, What it is that won't let me go
She couldn’t stop herself, she started to sing along with him. It was a duet anyway.
It's your love, It just does something to me
It sends a shock right through me, I can't get enough
And if you wonder, About the spell I'm under
Oh it's your love
Their eyes were locked as they sang together. Alyssa harmonizing with him made his stomach do flip flops. He was a nervous wreck just thinking about singing and playing this damn guitar in front of her. But once she started to sing, he wanted to stop so he could hear her angelic voice instead of his rough one.
“Drake?”
Her voice pulled him out of his thoughts. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize I stopped.”
“That was so beautiful,” Lyss’ eyes were full of unshed tears. “I had no idea you could sing, baby.”
“I’m sorry I stopped, I wanted to hear your voice instead of mine.”
“Come on, let’s keep going!”
“I … I wanted to ask you something first.”
“Okay, what’s up?”
He set the guitar down on the blanket next to him and reached into his other pocket. “Lyssa,” he pulled out a black velvet box but didn’t open his hand just yet. “I wanted to make your birthday special, and I was so fucking nervous because I didn’t know if you’d like all this.”
“Anything we do together I love, baby,” she grasped his free hand with both of hers. “Don’t ever think I won’t like something you plan for us.”
Drake nodded. “I love you and I chose that song because it’s your love that keeps me wanting to wake up every morning,” he opened his left hand and she saw the box in his hand.
“Is that …”
“Alyssa Devereaux,” Drake opened the ring box and there sat three round diamonds on a gold setting. “Will you marry me?”
The tears were falling and one hand was clamped over her mouth in shock. She was crying so hard and overwhelmed with so much emotion that she struggled to speak. “Y-yes, Drake, yes!”
Drake’s entire face lit up at her words; he slid the ring on her finger and leaned over to kiss her. “Do you have any idea how happy you’ve made me?”
Cheers erupted from behind some bushes behind them, and the couple turned in surprise. Leo, Maxwell, Liam, and Ella jumped out, all with their phone cameras pointed in Drake and Lyss’s direction.
Drake scowled. “What the fuck?”
“Guys!” Alyssa jumped up and waved her left hand in the air. “We’re engaged!” Ella pulled her in for a big hug and the two of them began jumping up and down.
“Nice going, Walker,” Leo smirked as he shoved the last piece of taco pizza in his mouth. “You still sing real pretty too, just like in middle school.”
“Fuck off, Rys,” Drake snarled.
“You did good, brother,” Liam stepped forward and pulled his best friend in for a manly hug.
Drake gave him a half-smile. “Thanks for setting this up, and for all your help, Li. I know Twiddle-Dumb and Twiddle-Dee didn’t help much.”
Liam shrugged. “They picked up your pizza and pie. Got one for themselves while we were waiting for you to pop the question.”
“Taco pizza is the bomb,” Maxwell announced with a mouth full of food. “You guys are engaged! When’s the wedding?!”
“We’re still on cloud nine from being engaged, Max,” Alyssa chuckled. “We’ll all plan it out when we’re ready.”
“All of them?” Drake asked incredulously as the gang began to clean up the picnic area. “All of them are helping us plan?”
“You’re stuck with us forever, gorgeous,” Leo called out to Lyss. “You sure that’s what you want?”
Alyssa looked over at her fiancé, who just so happened to look at her. “I am so sure.”
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shirtlesssammy · 3 years
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15x18: Despair
Then:
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The entire fandom preparing for this episode
Now:
We literally start off right where we left off last week. Jack is a ticking time bomb. Sam hauls his nephew/son into the war room. Team Free Will freak out and try to come up with a plan. Jack wants to get far away from them. “Don’t let me hurt you.” AGGHH. We’re fine. It’s only 2 minutes into the episode, WE’RE FINE. Dean insists that they’re not giving up on him, and we love a good 180. 
Billie pops up and tells them all that she can’t stop what’s happening to Jack, but she can help. 
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She sends him to the Empty where he promptly explodes. 
Billie explains to the trio that the Empty was the only place/entity that could absorb that kind of power. Jack could survive --and the Empty could survive, but it won’t be happy. Billie points out that the Empty will want her, but can’t get to Earth without being summoned (coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool). 
Billie wants God’s book back from Sam. Sam Fucking Winchester confronts Billie about her end game plans of restoring order --and sending all of them back to their death. Billie tells Sam that if they want Jack back, he’ll give her the book. 
JACK’S ALIVE!
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Petty, petty, sullen Sam brings Billie the book, but throws it on the table instead of handing it to her, and we love him and his insolent little heart. 
She grabs the book and starts to open it. Cas wonders what she’s doing. 
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She tells them that God’s book has a new ending. Dean’s done and wants Jack back. 
Meanwhile, the Empty recorpealizes and is D O N E. She drags Jack to her and just as she’s about to HURT HIM, he disappears. 
He’s home, but Billie claims him. Dean doesn’t like that idea so he grabs Death’s scythe before she can ditch the bunker with the kid. He slices her arm and she sends him flying. Billie disappears without the book, her scythe, or Jack. 
Later, the Brothers Winchester take a moment in the library. Dean apologizes for pulling a gun on Sam. 
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(Listen, if we’re going full Bicon clown with Dean these next couple of weeks, this shot reminds me SO MUCH of the shot of James Dean from Giant.)
He also breaks down that Chuck is probably now all powerful, they’re on Billie’s hit list, Jack’s powerless, and Michael’s in the wind. They toast to their impossible odds. 
*Charlie and her cute GF Alert*
Stevie, the cutie from episode 3 is making perfect scrambled eggs for Charlie, and I’m dying inside. Charlie suggests a hunter’s date, and they smile and ARE CUTE, and I’m dying inside. The eggs are perfect, but this story isn't. Stevie just poofs away before Charlie’s eyes. 
Cut to Dean and Sam checking out Charlie’s place to piece together what happened. Charlie tells the brothers that she didn’t see or feel anything before Stevie disappeared. 
Outside, Cas waits with Jack. Cas asks how Jack is doing. 
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Jack feels “strange”. He doesn’t know how to feel now that he’s not needed for the big plan. Cas assures him that he wasn’t there to get absolution from the Winchesters. “We don’t care about you because you’re useful or you fit into some grand design. We care about you because you’re you.” BRB CRYING. 
Jack is crying, I’m crying, and the world is crumbling. Jack is scared, and Cas, gripping his son’s shoulder, tells him that he’s scared too. 
Inside, the brothers tell Charlie that they think that Billie’s killing people that shouldn’t be on Earth. Charlie gets upset and admits that she promised herself that she wouldn’t do “the love thing” again. Sam gets a call from Bobby. More people are disappearing. Dean points out that no one is safe. 
Sam instantly thinks of Eileen AND WE HAVE EMOTIONS. They take off to find Eileen. 
Sam texts Eileen as they drive, but doesn’t tell her what’s up. Sam watches the dots...until they disappear. Hahahahahahah, NOPE.
They get to Eileen’s place and find her purse and phone on the sidewalk. 
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She’s gone. “If I let myself go there, I’ll lose my mind.” AND WE’RE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU SAMMY. 
Sam activates action mode. He tells the others that they need to protect the other hunters from Alt World. Dean tells Sam that he should do this, but he’s going to make Billie pay. “I’ll go with you, Dean,” Cas volunteers. OF COURSE. 
We jump to a close up on Donna and her fabulous D-TRAIN license plate. Readers, I love her. She talks to Sam over the phone. She’s found a silo they can ward up and hide out in while Dean and Cas try to take out Billie. When Sam hangs up, he notices that Jack’s looking unrooted and gives him a job to do. Jack “has to drive” so that Sam can do work. Jack scooches over to the driver’s seat, ready to do something at last. Readers, I love Sam.
Dean and Cas arrive at the bunker and make plans to barge into Billie’s library. Dean plans to trash the place like a particularly unruly raccoon who breaks into a kitchen, until Billie arrives to stop them. He grabs Death’s scythe and they’re off. 
When Sam and Jack arrive at the silo, Donna tells Sam that she’s there for him - whatever he needs. 
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The hunter network is on high alert, and Bobby’s got his AU crew holed away in the silo already.  Charlie pulls up, transformed from her sunset bright t-shirt into apocalypse world Charlie again.
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Sam joins the crew in the warehouse and reconnects with Bobby, who immediately informs him that Sam’s the boss of the operation. When Bobby told the hunters that Sam wanted them to head to the silo, “they came running, no hesitation.” ….Excuse me, I have something in my eye. They’ve warded the whole silo with every warding they can throw at it, and Sam’s using one of Rowena’s spells (EXCUSE ME, I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE) to bolster the strength of the sigils. 
Jack and Donna are painting sigils together, when Jack notices a plant. She recommends pulling it to protect the warding, but when Jack extends his hand it withers and dies.
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Dean and Cas creep into the library, where Billie stands waiting for them. Dean tells her that they’re after her because she’s been killing off his friends. Her only reply is, “Interesting.”
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Dean jabs Billie in her wounded shoulder, and the pain is high enough that Dean can get the upper hand. She holds the scythe at bay with just her hand, and Dean orders her to call off the hits. Billie laughs right in his face. She’s not killing anyone! Dean’s little papercut to her shoulder is enough to kill her, so her only plan at this point is to kill herself a Winchester and go out in a blaze of vengeance. 
Sam powers up the warding in the silo, ready to defend against Billie. Meanwhile, Billie thinks Chuck’s the likely one who’s been disappearing people. Quickly enough, a little girl is the first to disappear. As her family breaks down into full freak-out mode, all the hunters hiding out in the silo flash away. ALL OF THEM.
Hey, if I have to suffer, you have to suffer.
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Sam, Jack, and Donna can only watch this with horror and then Donna looks down at her hands. She smokes out too. NOOOOOOOOOO!
Billie power-smacks Dean across the room. It’s vengeance time! As much as I don’t want Those Two Idiots™ to die, it is lovely to see Billie storm around in battle-Death mode. 
Dean and Cas race into the bunker without a plan, Billie in pursuit. It’s only moments before Dean is buckling. As he collapses, we reveal Billie on the balcony. I do love how this is framed!
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She’s clutching Dean’s heart in her grip and pursues them through the bunker. “I’ve got you,” Cas tells Dean as he supports him. HELP, I’ve been murdered by emotion!
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Cas directs them to the dungeon, grabs Dean’s pocket knife from his back pocket (I’m FINE, btw), and slices his hand. Quickly, he wards the door with a sigil, and Dean recovers instantly.
That is, he recovers physically. Emotionally, he is in ROUGH SHAPE. While Billie pounds away at the sigil, Dean realizes that they’re trapped. He blames himself - he was angry and needed something to kill and that’s ALL HE KNOWS HOW TO DO. f r o w n y f a c e
Dean’s in a pretty bad headspace. He thinks Billie’s going to break in and kill Cas, then himself, and then EVERYBODY ELSE. He apologizes, while Cas puts his strategic commander-of-garrisons brain to work. There is ONE thing that Billie’s afraid of. 
Readers, it was at this point that Boris and I were shouting our usual gleeful shit at the TV. Things like, “Lay one on him, Cas, and the Empty can come!” And then CAS SAYS, “I made a deal.”
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“Kiss ‘im,” I murmur while wondering WHAAAAAAT IS HAPPENING when Cas brings up the “moment of true happiness” requirement. At this point, I’m thinking they’re in the dungeon and it’s full of spellwork supplies probably. So, like, I guess they’ll light some quick candles and summon the Empty? 
We fall silent as Cas starts talking about FEELINGS. “The one thing I want, it’s something I know I can’t have.” He says this RIGHT TO DEAN’S FACE. RIGHT IN OUR FACES. “Happiness isn’t in the having. It’s in just being. It’s in just saying it.” 
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We stop breathing.
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And then Cas murders us forever when he shifts to talking about Dean. He knows Dean sees himself as a killer, a “blunt instrument.” But Cas sees him differently, and his way is true: Dean cares more than anyone Cas has ever met. He’s powered by love and not anger. “You’re the most caring man on Earth. You are the most selfless, loving human being I will ever know. Ever since we met. Ever since I pulled you outta Hell, knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I cared about you. I cared about Sam. I cared about Jack. I cared about the whole world because of you. You changed me, Dean.”
Cas is crying and we are murdered dead in our beds by this show. 
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Dean thinks it sounds like goodbye. “That’s because it is,” Cas tells him. And then he follows up with one last thing. “I love you.” 
And...it’s there. The love we’ve seen in his eyes for eleven seasons is there, out loud, and centered on Dean. We joke a lot at ShirtlessSammy about the need to just KISS ALREADY but this flayed us in the way a kiss could never do. It heightens everything. Castiel’s care for Dean, his loyalty and friendship now have a new layer - that of textual, unrequited love. We’ve obviously been personally clinging to the destiel train car for quite some time, but laying out Castiel’s feelings and saying it’s enough for him to acknowledge them out loud is SO POWERFUL. As a love story, it’s tragic beauty. As a personal coming out story, it’s just BEAUTY. 
For HARD TO PROCESS Science:
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With this dropped between them, Dean can read the writing on the wall. “Don’t do this, Cas,” he begs. Immediately, gooey sounds begin to squish out from the brick wall behind Dean. 
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The empty swirls in, and Billie breaks through the door at last. Cas grasps Dean by the shoulder. “Goodbye, Dean,” he says, hurling him away from the twin threats. 
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In an instant, the Empty advances, swallowing Cas and Billie and retreating back into the wall without so much as a howdy. (Please join me for a displeased hiss at Billie’s apparent demise.)
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Sam and Jack emerge from the silo, shocked. Sam tries calling Dean, while Jack looks around. Jack wonders if it was just the people in the silo who disappeared. 
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The camera POV pans out to abandoned playground equipment, still-spinning bicycle wheels, and cars left behind on the road. It’s the end of the world, and suddenly the world feels too big. Too lonely.
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We cut to Dean. He’s on the floor in the same place Castiel threw him. His phone rings. It’s Sam. Dean stares at it, before dropping it to the floor. He pulls himself inward, and the episode ends on the sounds of choked sobbing.
Boris and I are monsters, as WE end the episode entirely too jubilant for words. Here’s to being right! Readers, while Boris can’t fully hope for a happy ending (gotta protect that heart), Natasha has zero doubts. We’re getting them back, damn it! And love’s gonna light the way.
Never Gonna Quote Me Away (From You!):
I don’t wanna hurt you. Don’t let me hurt you.
To somehow
I wanted to make things right. And now I don’t know why I’m here
Let’s go reap a reaper
I brought a bucket
I guess this is the part where I say, “Hello, boys”
It’s you, Dean. It’s always been you. Death defying. Rule breaking. You are everything I live to set right. To put down. To tame. You are human disorder incarnate
You think that hate and anger - that’s what drives you. It’s not. Everyone who knows you sees it. Everything you have ever done - the good and the bad - you have done for love.
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season 2 of she-ra rated by catradora content
the frozen forest: “aw, cute, you can turn your sword into stuff.” very interesting how adora has to literally train not by fighting any real soldiers in the horde just... catra. light hope scanned her brain and knew she wouldn’t bother to run after anyone else :/ which. is true. call her out!! she fights bots too but she has more or less no issues with them even though she’s no expert with turning her sword into stuff yet, but then catra comes out, and suddenly adora can’t even block a single punch because catra laughed at her :( AND suddenly her sword can’t turn into anything but a cup. why adora? are you thirsty? it’s even funnier because none of this is real, and adora KNOWS that none of this is real, but she’s still Affected when fake catra says her seductive “hey adora” and she decides oh i know! i’ll turn my sword into a d*ldo with holes! oh wait never mind, is that a flute? damn it now she wants to Serenade catra. that’s even gayer than wanting to have sex with her. “did you mean to do that? because if you did it’s a terrible weapon.” “is not! >:(“ adora’s comebacks are like. kindergarten quality shit. i would make fun of catra’s insult too but in her defense that’s not actually catra. so adora tries to hit fake catra with her musical instrument and it doesn’t really work so she tackles fake catra and pins her to the ground. and looks,,, low key aroused as she does it okay adora.... she’s not real please remember that.... ur already a furry please don’t also be a bot fucker “what are you waiting for? you gonna play me a song on that thing?” yes she WAS catra! that’s what i’ve been SAYING don’t be mean to your girlfriend when she’s trying to serenade you :( adora gets angry after this latest act of oppression so she raises her hand, about to hit fake catra, but she stops right before the weapon can make contact, and her face softens. “i knew you couldn’t do it.” fake catra fades and the audience finds out something adora already knew. none of this was real, and even if she had hit fake catra and killed her, real catra would be fine. And Yet,,,,, big fucking sigh bros. haha y’all ever so hung up on a chick that you can’t even kill a fake simulation of her? even though she’s your enemy? lmaoooooo anyway the training simulation ends and adora is so depressed she transforms out of her she-ra form and asks “did you have to make her so mean? :(“ even tho light hope is about to come out and yell gay slurs at her. light hope shows up and is very confused. is catra... not mean? was my catra ooc miss adora? :/ did this catra hit different? too hostile? not like what ur used to? :/ go to hell adora if you made catra into a sim and picked her defining trait it WOULD be MEAN god everyone’s a critic. and then adora is like ok ur right :( catra is mean.... but have you considered making your simulation’s fake catra one that will hold me gently in her arms? have you considered that maybe i don’t want to fight her and that i want to kiss her instead? god damn it light hope you bitch. you fucking homophobe.
light hope is like okay cool. this latest performance was ur worst one btw and adora is like why do you THINK and is like i wanna be the very best :( like no one ever was :( and protecc etheria :( “but catra, she’s just in my head” ;) oh yeah i bet she is adora JFJSJDJSJD “when you grow up with someone, they know how to push your buttons :(” that’s very true adora. but you also grew up with many people such as lonnie, rogelio, and kyle. and you don’t seem to give a shit about them :/ so i guess “grow up with someone” really means “be in love” huh. i love you but do NOT lie to me ever again. after this, we see the real catra :’) she’s back at the horde training kyle, lonnie, and rogelio. “she-ra is too strong to defeat with force alone. but she’s slow and easily manipulated.” yeah maybe for you! maybe she slows down when she fights you because ur pretty and ur voice is sexy! way to flex ur privilege :( not everyone can manipulate she-ra because she’s not in love with all of them ok :( just u :( later on, we’re back at the war meeting in bright moon. bow says “we’re defeating the bots, but more keep coming. while we’re using our resources to hold our borders, the horde hasn’t had to deploy a single soldier.” hey! that’s a perfectly normal statement right! one that does not mention any specific person. there should be no reason for anyone to respond to this by bringing up any individual. guess what adora says. guess what she fucking says. i’m so fucking done oh my god. “typical catra >:(“ did... did bow MENTION catfkakdjsjdjsjs????? i’m fucking WHEEZING. adora. baby. could u. like. chill out? :/ re catra? for like one second? no? okay guess i’ll have to live with it. adora is so hung up over the “hey adora ;)” she heard from fake catra during training that she has to repay the favor when she fights entrapta’s upgraded bots. adora looks into the camera of one of the bots and just. she just KNOWS catra is watching and she’s correct. and she’s like “hey catra ;)” before punching the camera and cutting the live stream. catra’s response isn’t to immediately ditch the horde and go kiss adora (booooooo) but to. try and explode she-ra using one of the other bots. okay. i guess we all cope with arousal in different ways :/ when the bot explodes and adora realizes her attempt at seduction did not work out the way she intended (press f to pay respects), she gets all “>:( catra” which is very cute and iconic of her. and it’s apparently her way of coping with the situation so i’ll just let her be! 9/10
ties that bind: fuck you swift wind. what the FUCK. i can’t believe adora had to go on some stupid quest with the horse all because she would be fiFTy sEVeN pERcenT mOrE eFFeCtivE with him. who gives a shit. catra getting kidnapped and tied up is clearly the superior plot here and adora wasn’t there for it?? which, i know is the whole point, but also, why did they have to put her with the horse. would’ve rather seen adora with literally any of the princesses instead. haha jk. but also, am i? it is important that adora gets over her hatred of swift wind and bonds with him. but also, is it? sigh, let’s get on with the show. bow and glimmer set out to go bring back entrapta. “let’s go get adora!” bow baby. u r so woke. i love that attitude. yes y’all should’ve absolutely brought adora along. no she was not doing anything important. “adora’s training!!!!” glimmer baby i love u but why :( why would u do this :( anyway, bow and glimmer get tricked into thinking the horde is torturing entrapta so they (accidentally) kidnap catra. bow is an absolute sweetheart who just. is sweet to everyone so he tries bonding w catra and is like “come on, i bet even the horde has friends. what about adora? :3 you two grew up together. what was she like as a kid? :3” because adora is bow’s best friend and he wants to know more about her <3 best boy <3 and catra just hisses at him because if she spoke she would probably say. adora was everything to me. adora made me laugh, she played with me, she took care of me, she protected me even when everyone else looked the other way. just seeing her would put a smile on my face. she held my hand. she hugged me. she was my shoulder to cry on. adora was the only good thing in my life at the horde. i have been in love with her my entire life. and now she’s she-ra. anyway. catra decides to annoy glimmer into letting her go, and glimmer gets so frustrated that she says “how did adora take years of this? she didn’t run away from the horde. she ran away from YOU” which. is about the most horrifying thing you could say to catra since she like. really believes that. and adora’s not even there to defend herself :( and say shit like. Well It Helped That I Was In Love With Catra And That Every Moment We Spent Together Was Filled With Laughter And Joy Because No One Else Has Ever Made Me This Happy Even When We Were Stuck Together In The Worst Place On Etheria—stuff like that u know? :/ anyway catra is like :’( —> >:’( “adora’s gonna dump u one day too glimmer!!” + “you and adora are perfect for each other, i’ll give you that. earnest, naive, ridiculously easy to manipulate. it’s adorable!” wow catra. u think…… adora…. is…. adorable? wow…. :’) djdjdjdjdjdj but yeah. she really said my gf is cute! my gf is earnest! and that’s pretty much it on the catradora front. notice how i didn’t say a word about the horse plot. yeah. :) i mean i physically couldn’t because this is a catradora based evaluation post. but ya. u get the point. 7/10
signals: huh! nothing! except when glimmer says “catra was right!” and adora’s face is like... u kno. u know how she gets when catra is suddenly brought up. 2/10 but the whole ghosts thing is cute. adora believing and wholeheartedly being scared of ghosts makes me think... catradora buzzfeed unsolved AU
roll with it: the absolute RIGHTS of this episode. adora planning obsessively because “you’re not taking the biggest variable into account :( catra </3 she’s been behind every horde plan, she led the attack on bright moon, she’s devious, she’s very cute—“ and everyone is like omg adora calm down,,,, okay fine we’ll fantasize about ur gf. so everyone is all: this is my catra headcanon <3 glimmer is like. catra is a sexy femme fatale. bow is like. catra and i would make so many sick fucking puns. and adora is like :( y’all are all headcanoning catra WRONG :( she’s sexy and funny and cute the Way She Is :( why mess with the original recipe? :( except she’s wrong because season 4 and 5 will exist one day. but she is not wrong because season 1-3 catra is also very good. adora u do u. have fun laughing at everyone’s interpretations of ur gf. go ahead and brag about how uve been in love w her ur entire life. adora is like. all ur plans suck. obviously catra would block or duck or jump up really high or look really cute or smile and dazzle u with her charms. how DARE you underestimate my enemy gf. and then everyone devolves into their cool plans again and adora is like CATRA CATRA CATRA >:( so everyone is like ok fine we are going 2 bully her. and we get this epic scene where they do impressions of catra, but it is visualized like: different versions of catra keep flanking adora, and she in that scene is clearly very seriously considering having a fourway with femme fatale catra, prom catra, and punny og catra. but in like uh.... a cool platonic way. anyway, everyone is like. hey adora. we know ur paranoid and obsessed with ur gf. but can we just attack the horde now? could you chill the fuck out? and adora is like. u wanna know the worst that could happen? fine. “i’m the heaviest hitter, so catra will separate me right away. trap me, take my sword, do Something so i’m helpless when she turns on you. she knows Everything about me, EXACTLY what i’ll do, EXACTLY how to take me out. they’ll overwhelm frosta and mermista with bots, they’ll fire on perfuma, and use her to draw bow out into the open, pinning him between the bots and the horde soldiers. glimmer will teleport in to save him, but she won’t have enough magic left to get out, trapping them both. catra will make me watch all of it before she Finishes Me Off.” which..... weirdly kinky, but okay, and also weirdly sweet if u think about it? like catra grew up thinking she was never as good as adora but adora even with her new she-ra powers now is convinced that catra is so good that she can predict and counter and overpower anything adora throws at her, even with her super-powered friends and allies <3 and she...... lets it paralyze her with fear and blames herself for anything that could possibly go wrong which is really sad and not good :( but stuff can be two things! and. we’re kind of trying to be gay here so let’s continue on the gay train <3 the princess alliance realizes that adora has major issues and give her love and support so adora is like oh nice!!! time to run in without a plan and stay true to my brute strength colors <3 and she’s so excited to see her gf..... only to find out, her gf isn’t there?????? the fuck???? she spent hours planning their fight date only to get stood the fuck up??????? she’s so distraught over it as she fights scorpia she goes through the five stages of grief. she’s like... catra’s really not here?? and she left you in charge???? and babe i get that ur jealous and upset that ur gf didn’t show up but hey :( don’t hate crime scorpia like that :( 8/10
white out: adora is upset that she hasn’t seen her enemy gf in a while so when the squad finds out that the horde is doing stuff in the north(?) adora decides that they must immediately go there in case the horde (catra) is doing stuff that she must stop the horde (catra) from doing immediately. and it works! they bump into the super pal trio! but before that, we see entrapta show catra the red disk that makes she-ra go RAGE and adora go floop. it’s basically a Make Adora Delirious/Drunk Crystal <3 catra gets an evil hate boner when she hears that the disk “takes away she-ra’s powers” and is like damn entrapta ;) why didn’t you tell me about that sooner ;) later on, the best friend squad bumps into the super pal trio! adora sees catra and is like. hey remember last episode? what the fuck was that babe. step the FUCK up. run away with me? <3 but here’s a more literal break down of what really happened: catra is threatening entrapta as she... tends to do when she’s interrupted by adora who says “catra! >:(“ completely ignoring that there are other people there who she should also greet. i mean it’s just manners u know? “it’s been a while.” is not an excuse. u haven’t seen entrapta either for an even longer time. and u had nothing to say to her? i get that ur gay and in love but have some respect okay :( catra is happy and decides it’s time to seduce her. we get yet another “heyyy adora ;)” for the books. adora starts to ignore everyone present again and banters pettily with catra about how catra lost the battle of bright moon, because you know :( she hasn’t seen her gf in a while :( and she didn’t get to rub things like that in her face :( and catra is like haha lmaooooo loserrrrr and it really pisses adora off so she’s like okay down to business then! go away >:( and catra’s like oh u want me to go away? make me ;) and so they literally. run away from everyone else. i’m not making this shit up they literally said those things and just ditched the group. and both groups, who have not said a fucking word to each other since this confrontation began because the lesbians are so fucking loud and clearly everything they discuss is personal and not an invitation for group convo, they’re all left there to be like..... i guess we should fight each other now? and scorpia is like UGHHH goddamn it. and u really feel for her u know? :/ u try and u try to ask a girl out and she’s so stupid she doesn’t know ur asking her out on a date, but her stupid ex walks in and all she has to do is run and catra runs in front of her ready to go on a date. what the fuck. anyway, catra and adora are also fighting. adora’s better at transforming her sword into stuff now so she summons a rope (ok kinkster) to grab catra’s leg and pull her towards her and she threatens catra with her sword, saying “don’t move.” catra’s response? “oh, please. you’d never have the guts.” and god damn it catra it’s not that she doesn’t have the guts! :( it’s that she loves you and doesn’t want to hurt you! and also she’s not into necrophilia! catra continues with “you know, as much as i love our fights, it’s way too cold for this.” i hate them so fucking much. they really do get off on this shit!!! i hate them but also mood!!!! stop flirting with each other ur both so goddamn annoying omg. “why don’t we try something new? ;)” yeah. something new like hmm what if y’all kissed? haha, just a suggestion! but no, catra decides to use the red crystal thingy :( haha SIKE i’m not :( at all i’m very much :) because we’ve been WAITING for drunk adora. i love that delirious baby. what a fucking cutie. but because she-ra’s sword is the one who gets poisoned, she-ra goes all angry and evil and catra is like that’s hot! but it’s not what i signed up for but also... oh lmao she’s fighting her friends? nice. this is hot again. complacently, catra goes “this is the greatest thing that’s ever happened!” causing evil!she-ra to realize she exists and trying to kill catra for real, and catra is like NEVER MIND I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS and she’s like “adora wait :(“ which is like. babe no :( babe u were supposed to turn evil in a sexy way :( we could be sexy and evil together baby :( babe :( thankfully for catra adora’s not the only one who has a crush on her so scorpia tackles she-ra, separating her from her sword, and she goes back to adora. catra gets the sword, laughs, and says “that went so much better than i could’ve ever hoped.” did it?????? ur so stupid ur gf was about to murder u and u were ready to simp for ur life. then she goes “looks like you’re mine now, adora. >;)” and like. lifts adora’s face up by the chin with the tail end of the sword. and. let me just take a deep breath here. uh. What The Fuck Is That. HELLO?????? why is that. okay. HHHHHH. why!!!! good god!!!!! i hate sexual tension. anyway, catra tells scorpia to carry adora inside bc adora’s not wearing enough layers and she doesn’t want her gf to get cold :( jk but uh, they get adora inside, and catra is once again obsessed with her. she sits right next to her and pines like “always so perfect.... look at you now.... (i HATE how sexual this sounds) you’re coming back to the horde under my command.....” like. COME ON. why is she like this. ur allowed to be evil but i draw the LINE at u flirting with adora she’s not even AWAKE. and scorpia is like. could u. could u not be obsessed w adora for one second? it’s kinda harshing my vibe :/ and catra is like hehe she ra go >:( haha funney. we can turn the rebellion’s own hero against them. That’s Good™ i wonder which of your friends i’ll have you annihilate first... and then she giggles to herself and it’s so cute but babe. once again. stop flirting with adora while she’s out cold she won’t be able to flirt back :( and then the most. upsetting part of the ep happens. catra LEAVES and makes scorpia watch over adora before adora even wakes up so we don’t get! to see! catra with drunk/delirious adora!!!!!! what the FUCK. what is the POINT. i am DISTRAUGHT. hello?????? why were we robbed. whatever. it’s still good but come on not even one scene? :( scorpia is annoyed as she should be and is like UGH just wanted to be alone with catra but nooooo im stuck babysitting her “”””””ex-best friend””””””” which we all know is code for just. ex. LMAO fkdkdkdk like this isn’t even reaching we BEEN knew. anyway adora is being. so cute. so goddamn cute i am in love. adora barely even remembers her name but when scorpia is like hm what’s the passcode to the lab? adora goes BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP and puts in catra’s super long fave number. that is so fucking cute that she knows and remembers that and thinks that catra would use it even tho she’s not even. in the right state of mind. and scorpia gets jealous obviously like ohhhh u know catra’s favorite number and i don’t! u grew up with catra and she’s been in love with you her whole life and i don’t have that! fuck u adora. even when u and catra are fighting each other tryna kill each other u can tell there’s a real bond there :( and like scorpia I’m so sorry baby I know :( they’re in love and it’s very annoying :( and i know adora is very annoying but have you also considered that she is very cute? that she is so lovely? and yeah that’s why catra is in love with her and shit :( seahawk and scorpia fight over adora and adora is like. hehe. catra mean <3 she’s so mean <3 and so hot and cute and sexy <3 omg im gonna marry her hehehehe <3 both sides reconvene to fight the bug, and adora finds glimmer vaguely familiar but doesn’t recognize who she is exactly. but she’ll remember catra’s long ass fave number. ok whore. catra, who’s also stupid, sees adora and is like guess I’ll drop all other priorities to get her! and tells scorpia to find the sword because she’s going after adora again. she’s so determined to keep adora that she.... catches a moving arrow. and throws it away. fjdjdjdjddj DAMN ok sheer gay determination is THAT strong huh. but it’s also sad because catra’s so busy fighting she doesn’t get to see adora being super cute :( it’s fucking wasted and not FAIR. catra thinks it’s funny that anyone would expect her to willingly give the disk up, because she’s got control of adora now, and control of adora means that adora won’t leave her.... which is not healthy :( but also HHHHHH but also it’s okay because their relationship gets healthy in the future and that’s very sexy of them <3 the disk is broken by scorpia in the end, and as adora regains.... conscious???ness????? idk??? her sense of reality??? sobers up???? anyway she and catra exchange this one last very heavy look, right before catra is grabbed by scorpia 9/10, except i want to take away so many points because of the wasted potential, but also i wanna add back so many points because of “looks like you’re mine now, adora ;)”
light spinner: ewwww shadow weaver ewwwww hordak i’m so sorry catra baby so sorry u had to interact with them instead of adora :( 0/10 </3
reunion: I AM SO SORRY. I AM SO FUCKING SORRY. THIS EP IS SO GOOD. BUT. I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAVE TO SAY THIS. THIS IS ONLY BECAUSE THIS IS A CATRADORA EVALUATION OK. therefore the rating is.... is..... :( 0/10 :( i know i am distraught too. :( despite what a masterpiece it was... there was no catradora :(
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I rewatched the second season of South Park and took so many notes that I had to split them into two parts. Like seriously, I took so. many. notes. And pictures this time. I started rewatching just in case I’d find some cool little facts to sprinkle into my fanfic but I went way too far and now there’s a million facts under this cut (including gay stan, a domestic violence psa, and craig fucking dying)
Stan doesn’t like hospitals, he finds them gross and he gets sick 🤮. Also the hospital in South Park is called Hell’s Pass hospital. Early seasons have the name as Hells Pass but it gets fixed later
Cartman has to sing all of Come Sailing Away by Styx if he hears a part of it. After he says this, Kyle sings the first part and Cartman has to sing the rest. Kyle does it again later, which is kinda mean
Cartman’s mom tries to abort Cartman, who is an eight-year-old child and thus cannot be legally aborted. Later, after she slept with Bill Clinton to change the law and make 40th trimester abortions legal, it turns out she meant adoption
Kenny sacrifices himself to turn on the generator to the hospital and save Dr. Mephesto’s life along with others. He says “I’ll fucking do it” then does it and dies, absolute legend
Cartman gets way too into his deputy role. He goes undercover, pretends to be a prostitute, says “Respect my authoritah!” a lot and beats people up with his police stick
Kenny’s brother first appears when Cartman responds to a call about a disturbance at Kenny’s house. Apparently there are like 10 adult family members in the house at that time. Kenny’s dad has a black eye because Kenny’s mom punched him. She says he can’t hold a job
Token sits in the classroom in season 2
Cartman starts hating hippies in this season, like a lot
Chef tells the boys that the right time to do drugs is in college
Ike’s name is Ike Moisha Broflovski and he was born in 1996, making him 2 years old in 1998 when this season aired
This is probably obvious but yeah Kyle and Ike are circumcised
Kyle says family isn’t just blood, it’s who you care about, and he says “That’s why you guys are more than just friends, you’re my family. Except for Cartman.”
Craig’s finally sitting in the classroom in S02E04
None of the boys like dodgeball
Clyde gets a dodgeball to the face and he cries :( and he’s the only one who cries by the way
Pip throws a dodgeball in Kyle’s face and breaks Kyle’s nose
When Kyle’s mom tells the boys about conjoined twin myslexia (which isn’t a real term) and says anyone might’ve absorbed their dead twin in the womb, Stan and Cartman run away screaming but Kenny and Kyle stay to listen. Kenny even leans in to look at the book “Freaks A-Z!” that Mrs. Broflovski is reading from, and when she leaves, Kyle grimaces and Kenny laughs
Stan’s mom (Sharon) calls Kyle’s mom (Sheila) when Stan is all freaked out and trying to put an icepick through his brain, and Sharon tells Sheila to get run over by a truck. Sharon is pretty mean in these early episodes
Mr. Broflovski doesn’t really listen to what Mrs. Broflovski is saying, bad husband >:(
South Park’s team is always called South Park Cows no matter the sport
The school nurse, Nurse Gollum, went to Colorado State University
I just realized Butters exists. I think he appeared before S02E05 but I didn’t notice but yeah he’s there with the dodgeball team, injured
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Here’s a picture to make up for my disgusting anti-Butters bias
Kenny’s dodgeball uniform number is 69 obviously. Kyle is 7, Stan is 4, Cartman is 325
Sheila smacks Gerald in the face so hard he falls off his chair, lots of violence perpetrated by women in this show. Remember, don’t do domestic violence no matter your gender, it’s not cool
I realized after this whole Butters thing that I should’ve made more notes about Pip, so I’ll make a note about his anger issues now. When people call him French, he gets angry and throws dodgeballs at them
The boys launch a jelly roll at Ms. Crabtree and make her crash the bus. They do it just for fun
The kids somehow go to China in the school bus
Cartman references Moby Dick, but he probably doesn’t know what he’s talking about
Kevin Stoley gets named in S02E05 and has his first speaking role when he says he has Chinese parents and after Cartman hears it he immediately says something racist. smh cartman, what a problematic fave
Cartman says “I love you guys 😊” but Stan and Kyle just stare at him and he goes 😐 “Eh, screw you guys 😠”
If Jimbo and Ned really fought in Vietnam, they youngest they could’ve been in 1998 is early forties, which means in the latest seasons they would be early sixties. Btw they met in Vietman
Jesus and Pals is a recurring TV show in seasons 1 and 2. Jesus just kind of lives in South Park
I just remembered that Terrance and Phillip are really old in canon, it’s so weird, like how can South Park canon still be changing, it’s been 20 years
Also the early seasons are casually racist who knew
Kenny flashes his ass on a tape the boys send to Jimbo and Ned’s TV show, which airs and at least 12 people see Kenny’s bare naked ass
Cartman really doesn’t like hippies in these early seasons. He throws a chair at Ned and yells, “Take that, hippie!” (Ned is in a catatonic state and did nothing to provoke this)
Jimbo and Ned live together I guess. Jimbo’s gonna take Ned home and show him some hardcore porn to snap him out of his catatonic state, good husband unlike Gerald Broflovski
Saddam Hussein is in hell and has a Canadian accent and is Satan’s lover in S02E06, I guess he died in Canada in the first episode this season but I wasn’t paying much attention since that’s the Terrance and Phillip episode that pissed a bunch of people off in 1998 because the audience wanted to know who Cartman’s dad is instead. It was kind of a boring episode so I understand why everyone was pissed, but it is funny that Matt and Trey did that so I’m not mad about it
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Aww look at them!!! We’ve got background Style, the vaguest inkling of Crenny, and Cartman/Cake
I’d take more screenshots but it’s a pain since I’m watching legally and stupid legal websites block screenshots so I have to find youtube videos instead ughhhh piracy is the answer kids
Apparently there’s a huge waterfall and canyon somewhere close to South Park, maybe? At least in Stan’s dream
Mary Kay Bergman was an incredible voice actor. How the hell did she voice all the moms, Wendy, Shelly, principle Victoria, the mayor, Nurse Gollum, and fucking Ms. Crabtree??? Holy shit what a queen
Kenny has some feelings about death. He reimagines the episode where death boops him to death and in his version, he beats death the fuck up, then has ice cream and is happy 😊 But again, this is in Stan’s dream
S02E07 kind of establishes that nobody remembers Kenny dying because when Cartman tells a story where Kenny dies, Kyle questions how Kenny could’ve died then when he also died just a few hours ago when a giant monster took him
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rip craig, he falls out the bus and into a canyon
But it’s okay because it was all Stan’s dream so everything in the episode is questionable. Everything after this is no longer a dream
Pip’s parents are dead and he has to go to summer school while everyone else is having a nice summer break
Officer Barbrady and the mayor are having sexual relations, I’m sure this is the most interesting note I’ve made so far. Idk I’m just writing everything down, this is how I enjoy things, I have no off switch
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Ew summer bus stop, cursed
Kyle casually sings little tunes every once in a while, how cute
This is pretty obvious but Kenny likes dirty jokes, he laughs when Cartman innocently says he loves Chef’s salty chocolate balls (which are chocolate candy). Nobody else laughs
Cartman says “Screw you guys, I’m going home” or variations of it a lot in this season
So Stan throws up when he likes someone, right? Well, he’s watching an indie movie about two gay cowboys who start making out and he throws up, which is either a terrible homophobic joke or confirmation that Stan’s a little gay. I know which one I prefer
Kyle says Mr. Hankey is his best friend after Stan. Like I know it’s definitely canon that Stan and Kyle are best friends but it’s still nice to see confirmation, it’s very precious. Also Kyle is best friends with literal shit, so cute 😊
Kenny deaths:
S02E02 Kenny sacrifices himself by connecting a generator wire, which electrocutes him but brings power back to a hospital
S02E03 A tree falls on Kenny and crushes him
S02E04 Kenny falls in a grave and the gravestone falls on him
S02E05 The Chinese dodgeball team throws a ball at Kenny and he gets splattered against a wall
S02E06 Two guys pull on Kenny and tear him in half, as in one has the head and one has the legs
S02E07 A big scary monster plucks Kenny out of the school bus and carries him away. Also in Cartman’s fake memory of Fonzi jumping over cars, the motorcycle hits Kenny and crushes him against a brick wall. Kenny gets smashed against walls a lot, doesn’t he?
S02E08 Flashback: Baby Kenny has a firecracker and it explodes, sprinkling little baby Kenny parts everywhere. Later in the episode, current day Kenny dies when a giant firework snake bumps him off a stage and under a fence, which then crushes him.
S02E09 Kenny is playing with a yoyo outside a movie theatre when a bunch of people come outside and trample him to death. They say “Oh my God, I found a penny!” and “You bastard!”
I’ll post part 2 of season 2 in a couple days. I’m having way more fun writing these stupid notes than I thought I would (also gnomes is coming up soon and i am fucking ready for tweek)
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‘📶’ Han Jisung One-Shot (Fake Boyfriend AU)
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Pairing: Han Jisung x Reader.
Warnings: smut
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This is my last post of the year. I hope you all enjoy it!
Happy New Year everyone and I wish you all the best. I’ll be back soon posting some of your requests and updating my aus.
Thank you for following me so far and I’ll keep working as hard as I can to try and make you happy with my writing.
-So you moved into your new apartment not that long ago.
-And all these college guys/girls live in that same building.
-It's a bit busy and noisy sometimes but it's ok.
-In the apartment on your right live two guys called Jisung and Hyunjin.
-You know Hyunjin's name cause honestly, who doesn't? It's weird not to hear someone mentioning him on the hallways.
-And Jisung... Well... This is kinda awkward but lets say his bedroom is right next to yours.
-First time you heard someone moaning out his name you blushed and went back to the living room.
-But now you're kinda used to it.
-Sometimes you even shush them.
-Anyway at the apartment on your left lives some guy called Seungmin and another one called Jeongin. You've knocked there more than once asking for some help with you door since sometimes it likes not to open.
-You think Seungmin is kinda nice and cute.
-Right in front of you live Minho and Felix. Bangchan has invited them over some other time.
-Oh yeah, you have a roommante called Bangchan but most of the time he's out working or hanging out with a guy called Changbin.
-Since you're 'new' in the city you don't know a lot of people yet.
-Only these girls from work who won't shut up about guys/girls and sex and you'd wish you were more interested on that but the truth is you're not.
-Like you work so hard and your anxiety is so high you don't even think about it till they bring it up.
-And you're so tired of them trying to fix you up with someone.
-You've told them to stop trying thousands of times.
-But they won't and today is not precisely your day.
-Your head hurts like hell and you just want to go back to sleep.
-'Would you meet my cousin then?' One of your friends asks.
-'What?'. You sigh as you massage your temples. 'I told you I don't wanna meet anyone'.
-'C'moon'. She whines. 'Why not?'
-'Maybe she has a boyfriend already'. The other one says and something clicks in your brain.
-'Yeah. You know what? I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier but I do have a boyfriend so please? Stop trying to fix me up with your cousins'. You say as nicely as you can.
-'You should have told us! What's his name?'
-'What?'
-'Your boyfriend silly, what's his name?' She chuckles.
-'Oh... Uhmm, it's... Jisung'.
-You don't know why you said his name. Maybe cause last night someone else wouldn't stop moaning it and it printed into your head.
-Also how come you have to make up a boyfriend so people would stop trying to fix you up after you told them to stop so many times already?
-You're so mad about that fact right now but your head hurts even worse. You just want them to stop no matter how.
-Anyway.
-One of your friends is looking at you so excited. What is with her now?
-'Jisung huh? What about a picture?'
-'Yeah, show us!'
-'Oh... Yeah, maybe tomorrow I don't have pics of him here cause it's a new phone'.
-They look at you like they're not buying it but finally they let go.
-Back into your apartment you take a shower and lie down on your bed with the lights off trying to calm that headache down.
-Then you start hearing some music from one of the apartments.
-You feel like crying.
-You're so tired and you feel like your head is going to explode any minute now.
-So you stand up and go knock on Hyunjin's door.
-Jisung comes out and says hi to you.
-'Hey I'm like dying here could you not play music tonight? Please.'
-'Yeah you don't look so good'. He says.
-'Thanks'. You sigh. 'So could you?'
-He chuckles softly. 'Sure, don't worry'. He pats your head lightly and you blush.
-You go back to your apartment with your face still burning red.
-He didn't need to be cute.
-He behaves and don't play any music though.
-He even tells Hyunjin to be quiet.
-It's amazing how thin those walls are.
-You fall asleep at some point to wake up the next morning to Chan's worried face looking at you.
-'You look horrible' He says.
-'Okay?'
-'No, like seriously. I already made a call telling your boss you're sick'.
-'Oh... Thanks'.
-'You're welcome'. He says smiling a bit. 'I left some breakfast in the kitchen for you ok? I gotta go tho'.
-'Ok. I'm not leaving my bed anyway'.
-He chuckles as he leaves.
-A while later someone knocks at your door and you practically crawl there to open it.
-'Hey, I've bumped into these ladies on the elevator. They were asking for you'.
-You look at Hyunjin who's pointing at your friends from work waiting behind him.
-'Oh, okay. Thanks'.
-'It's nothing. Are you okay though? Jisung told me you weren't feeling so good last night'.
-Just as he says that Jisung opens the door to leave the apartment.
-You can see your friend's eyes fixing on him immediately.
-'Oh, Jisung I was just mentioning you'. Hyunjin says as he chuckles.
-'Ah really, why?'
-'Omg y/n is this your boyfriend?' Your friends ask. 'You said your boyfriend was some Jisung right?'
-Fuck.
-You just mentally facepalmed yourself.
-The guys look at you and you look at them. Your face so red.
-Hyunjin chuckles. 'I'm gonna go inside'. He says. 'Bye ladies'.
-But your friends are too busy waiting for your answer.
-'Uhm...'
-'What's wrong baby?' Jisung asks you. 'Just tell them'. He says as he walks towards you.
-His hand on your waist.
-'Uhm, okay... Yeah this is my boyfriend'.
-They let out some squeals. 'Omg, y/n he's cute'.
-'Yeah I thought he was ugly and that's why you didn't show us his picture'.
-You force a small laugh and suddenly feel so dizzy you almost faint.
-But Jisung holds you and carry you inside getting rid of your friends.
-He puts you to bed too.
-'I'm sorry about that'. You say not being able to open your eyes cause you got so dizzy.
-He chuckles softly. 'It's okay. They seem like a lot'.
-'They are. Always trying to fix me up with someone'. You sigh. 'I said your name when they asked for my so-called boyfriend. I'm sorry'.
-'It's okay, there's more people named like me'.
-'I guess but also I was thinking of you as I said it'.
-'What?' He asks.
-But you're so weak you just fall asleep.
-When you wake up a couple hours later you find a post it with a note on it. 'Text me when you wake up'. There's also a number written down.
-'Hey, it's y/n. I woke up'. You text him.
-'Hey girlfriend😉'.
-'Ahh... Stop it😩'
-'😂 So I'm not your fake boyfriend anymore?'
-'I don't know...'
-'I don't think your friends are just letting go'.
-'😩😩😩 I know'.
-'It's okay. I don't mind being your fake boyfriend'.
-'Really?'
-'Yeah but... You may have to do something for me in return'.
-'Uhm... What is it?'
-'Idk I'll figure it out I guess'.
-'Okay? Lol'.
-'Yeah, oh btw Hyunjin knows we're fake dating but dw he won't tell anyone'.
-'Oh, okay. Fine by me. Anyway I'm gonna go grab some food now I guess so... Bye bye~'
-'Bye😊'
-Suddenly you remember Chan left some food for you outside and you go check but you don't see anything but another post it on the fridge.
-'I'm sorry food is gonna be extra cold but I couldn't just let it outside'.
-That one is from Jisung too.
-You smile to yourself. Never thought he'd be that thoughtful before.
-You get some text from one of your friends asking how you're feeling and then to let her know when you're completely fine cause they want to go out on couples date.
-You sigh as you text Jisung about it.
-Then eat something and lie down on the couch.
-A while later someone knocks on your door again and you whine all the way there.
-You blush as you see Hyunjin leaning on the door's frame. 'Hey'. He says and you try to fix your hair a little.
-'H-Hey...'
-'How are you feeling?'
-'Ah.. Better I guess??'
-'Yeah? Would you come to a little party at our apartment tomorrow then?'
-'A party?'
-He nods. 'You're Jisung's girlfriend now, right?'
-'I thought he told you we're just...'
-'He did'. He says not letting you finish. 'But maybe you want to invite your friends here so we have everything under control'.
-'Oh... I see. Yeah'.
-He chuckles softly and your heart flutters a little. 'Well, see you tomorrow then'.
-You nod as you close the door.
-Why didn't Jisung just texted you that?? You look at your phone.
-Oh. He did.
-Anyway.
-Damn Hyunjin. Why did he had to come and see you like that again?
-Not that you like him or anything he's just too handsome.
-You feel bad looking that ugly in front of him.
-You text your friends about the party.
-Also you think about if you should tell Bangchan or not about the fake-dating thingy.
-He probably would think is weird you're dating Jisung for real after all your complainings about the noise.
-Maybe not. Maybe he doesn't even care about it.
-And you don't want a lot of people to know the truth just in case so...
-He doesn't come back till very late at night anyway and you're already pretty much tucked into bed by then so you won't tell him tonight at least.
-You text Jisung as you hear Bangchan trying to get some food before sleeping.
-'Hey, no girl tonight?'
-'Got a girlfriend now🙄'.
-'Not a real one😂'.
-'People don't know that😂'
-'Oh, so you're a nice guy huh?😏'
-'Of course I am😂'.
-You chuckle softly as you read his texts.
-'How are you feeling? Hyunjin said you look better'. He says.
-'Ah, really? I guess I am feeling better'.
-'You're coming to the party then, right?'
-'Already told my friends and everything'.
-'😂 Nice'.
-'Who throws a party in such small apartment anyway?'
-'Lol well, it's not exactly a party just some friends drinking at home while listening to music'.
-'So... A party?'
-'😂 Ok, maybe a very tiny party'.
-You chuckle again.
-'Ahh sorry, wifi is failing a lot. Guess I'll try to sleep now'.
-'K~ Good night then, girlfriend'.
-'😂😂Night~'
-You sleep for what it feels like an eternity and when you wake up you feel so much better.
-Thank god it's Saturday but then again you have to go to a party and pretend Jisung is your boyfriend.
-Could be fun though, right? Why not?
-It's been a while since you had actual fun with other people.
-So as the day goes by you start to feel like actually trying and put on a dress and some makeup.
-Hair looking good too.
-No one would say you were feeling like dying just yesterday.
-Chan looking at you as he hears your heels on the floor.
-'Hey, you're going to the neighbors?' He asks.
-'Yeah'.
-'To see your boyfriend?'.
-How does he know already?
-'What?'
-'I'm just kidding'. He chuckles. 'I always thought you had a crush on Hyunjin'.
-'What? I don't'. You laugh softly. 'He's just like so handsome I maybe can't stop looking at him but that's it'.
-'I see' He chuckles. 'Ah I heard Felix and some of the other guys are going to that party too'.
-'And you?'
-'Me? Nah. I gotta finish some stuff with Changbin. He'll be here any minute'.
-'Are you dating Changbin?'
-He chuckles as he playfully raises his eyebrows.
-'What does that mean?' You ask as you chuckle.
-Then someone knocks on your door.
-It's your friends and their partners.
-'Hey, it's too early? It is too early right?' One of them asks.
-You laugh. 'Yeah, I don't know. I think there's people there already'. You say. 'Hey Chan can I leave my phone etc... here? Would you open the door for me later?'
-'I'm not promising I will'.
-You roll your eyes at him. 'I'll take the keys'.
-'Love you!' He says as you close the door after you.
-'That's your roommate? He's kinda cute too'. One of your friends says.
-You smile at her words as you knock at the guys door and Jisung opens it.
-'Hey'. You say, caressing his face.
-'Hi girlfriend'. He says, leaving a kiss on your cheek.
-He smells so good.
-And what's with the skinship?
-You don't know when you got so close but?
-Well guess it's all part of the fake-dating thing but in any case you feel really comfortable around him already.
-He puts a drink in your hands as he winks at you.
-Hyunjin is sitting on one of the sofas with Felix and Minho and some girls you don't know.
-Jisung's hand on your waist as you distractedly try to follow the conversation. 'You look good'. He whispers in your ear and you blush lightly.
-'Thanks. You don't look bad yourself'.
-He chuckles. 'Thanks'.
-'Anyway, what is this party about really?' You ask.
-He srughs. 'Anything I guess. We just wanted to meet with some friends and drink'.
-'Well my friends seem happy so I won't complain'.
-He giggles. 'They seem to like the drinks at least'.
-'I think they just get kinda bored with their partners sometimes so they drink'. You joke.
-'Wow, we'll have to break up if we ever get that bored then'. He says and you chuckle.
-'Yeah I promise'.
-Someone knocks on the door. 'Oh, I'll get that'. You say as you hand your drink to Jisung and go get the door.
-'Oh, hi'. Seungmin says.
-'Hey! Didn't know you were coming'.
-'Yeah, same. Didn't expect you here'.
-'Right... I'm kinda dating Jisung now'. You chuckle.
-'Really??' He tilts his head as he looks at you head to toe. 'Thats a pity'.
-You throw a confused look at him but he just go say hi to the rest  kinda ignoring you.
-Jisung walks towards you and gives your drink back. 'Do you like Seungmin?'.
-'He's cute'. You say as you sip your drink.
-'I could help you dating him when we break up if you want to'.
-'Really? I don't know I guess I'll be the same amount of anxious then and that's the reason I'm not dating anyone now'.
-'Well, at least you actually like this guy unlike your friend's cousins'. He laughs. ‘Worth trying’.
-You chuckle too. 'Yeah I guess so. I don't know. Let me think about it'.
-The rest of the night goes nicely.
-You sit on Jisung's lap as you all keep chatting and drinking.
-And you get to know him a bit better.
-It's kinda weird how natural actually feels to be on his arms.
-He's just such a warm person.
-You feel safe with him somehow.
-Suddenly you feel his forehead resting against your back and you turn around a little to try and look at him. 'What are you doing?' You ask, chuckling.
-'Sorry I'm so sleepy and drunk'.
-'Go to bed, idiot'.
-'There's too many people here I can't'. He chuckles too.
-'Hmm... Should we go to my apartment then?'
-'What?' He giggles.
-'You just want to sleep right? I know you don't like me like ''that'' '.
-He scoffs but doesn't say a word just pats your thigh a little so you'll stand up.
-You smile at him and hold his hand to leave.
-Hyunjin looks at you two with a confused face as you walk out the door.
-As you walk to you apartment you realize you're a little bit more drunk than you thought.
-Jisung and you chuckle as both of you hardly manage to reach the door without tripping.
-'C'mon open the door already'. Jisung laughs.
-You chuckle. 'I'm tryiiing'.
-Suddenly the door opens and you see Chan standing right in front of you. 'What is happening?' He asks.
-Jisung and you burst off laughing. 'Dad! You did opened the door for me'. You say as you laugh.
-'Omg y/n you're an adult'. Chan laughs.
-'Yeah, so get off my case idiot'.
-'Whatever'. He laughs again.
-'Oh, hey Changbin'. You say as you see him sitting on the couch. He waves at you.
-You enter your room followed by Jisung and clumsily take off your heels and try to unzip your dress.
-'Could you help me with this?' You ask him and he scoffs as he smiles.
-'Sure'. He says as he zips down the dress. 'I didn't know you were like this'. He says.
-'Like what?'
-'I don't know. Not that serious I guess'.
-'Oh... Well, you see, tonight I'm drunk and not having a headache so...'
-'Fair enough'.
-'Oh you didn't bring your pjs'. You say.
-'Ah, it's okay'.
-You put on an oversized shirt as he sits on the bed.
-Then you push him so he'll get under the covers.
-'Take those pants off idiot or you won't be able to sleep'.
-He laughs but does as you say.
-Then you curl up into him.
-'Ugh I'm so drunk the bed is spinning'. He says.
-'Me too'. You snuggle into him a little more. 'Ah, you smell so nice'.
-He smiles. 'Thanks, you too'.
-'Good night Sungie'. You say, leaving a kiss on his cheek.
-'Yeah... Night~'.
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-'So, Jisung huh?'. Bangchan asks as you prepare some tea in the morning. 'You sure are more quiet that the others'.
-'That's probably cause we were just sleeping'.
-'What? Really? Why did you bring him here then?'
-'I don't know... We were tired and there was a lot of people at his apartment so... Anyway we were too drunk to do anything'.
-'Hm... Yeah he looked terrible when he left earlier'.
-'I don't feel so good myself I'm gonna take a shower after my tea'. You say as you sit. Your phone chimes then.
-'I had fun last night. Wanna come by and watch some movies with me and Hyunjin as we suffer from hangover together?😪'
-You smile to yourself as you read his text.
-'😂 Yeah, why not. Let me take a shower first tho'.
-Like half an hour later you're all tucked in a blanket with those two.
-You had never noticed how tall and big in general Hyunjin is till now that you have him right besides you.
-His hair still wet from the shower. It's dripping some water over his own face which he dries with the towel on his neck.
-He leaves for a second to grab some food and you follow him with your eyes.
-'Thought you liked Seungmin'. Jisung says.
-'What?' You blush. 'I do'.
-'Really? You looked so mesmerized as you watched Hyunjin just now'.
-'That's... His hair was soaking I was watching the water drop'.
-'Sure'. He says with a half smile.
-'Huh... Are you jealous, boyfriend?' You say as you elbow him softly.
-He scoffs. 'You wish'.
-'Sounds jealous to me'. You chuckle.
-Hyunjin is back with some snacks.
-He plays the movie and you don't mention the jealous thingy again.
-That doesn't mean you're letting go.
-Even if you think Hyunjin will never ever put his eyes on you, that's not really necessary to prove your point right?
-So after a while you just lean over Hyunjin's side a bit. Jisung notices but he doesn't seem to care.
-'Are you okay?' Hyunjin asks.
-'Sorry my head hurts a bit. Do you mind if I lean on you for a while?' You ask.
-'Ah, sure. As long as you need'. He says.
-You lean your head on his shoulder and kinda hug his arm.
-He's blushing and you can tell he's kinda nervous.
-Cute.
-Jisung scoffs softly from the other side of the couch and you smile to yourself.
-After a little while you feel how something is pulling from one of your arms. Taking it away from the hold you had on Hyunjin's.
-You look at Jisung with a satisfied smile on your face.
-'Shut up'. He says as he laces his fingers with yours.
-You chuckle softly as you rest your head on Hyunjin's shoulder again.
-Your thumb caressing Jisung's hand as he holds yours.
-And you feel some kind of butterflies as you feel the warmth of his hand on your hand.
-When the movie is over you just don't wanna move but you have to.
-'Do you guys wanna watch another movie or.. some... wine? For our hungover?' Hyunjin asks.
-'Wine sounds good'. You and Jisung say almost at the same time.
-Hyunjin scoffs amused at your synchronization and goes find the wine.
-This time there's no talking between you and Jisung. But he's not letting your hand go either till Hyunjin is back with the wine.
-You take the cup Hyunjin poured for you and take a sip.
-They play another movie but nobody is watching.
-You're just chatting and laughing.
-Your legs over Jisung's after the second bottle is gone.
-His hands running up your thigh keeping just the right distance.
-'Ok, ok. Can I ask something tho?' Hyunjin says, but he can't stop chuckling before asking.
-'What is iiit?' You ask as you hit his arm softly.
-'Why Jisung?' He laughs again.
-'Why Jisung what?' You ask.
-'Why did you say Jisung's name to your friends instead of mine?'
-Jisung just chuckles as he waits for an answer too.
-You blush, but you were already blushing cause of the wine. 'Why would you ask me that in front of him?' You say playfully hitting him again.
-What a drunk mess you three are right now.
-'C'mon tell us'. Jisung says. 'I'm curious too'.
-'Ah... It's kinda embarrassing'.
-'Ohh, you like Sungieee'. Hyunjin sings.
-'What? Is not that'. You laugh.
-'Then what is it?' He insist.
-'Ahh stop iiiit. It really is embarrassing to say it outloud'. You chuckle again.
-'Leave her alone Hyunjinnie. I'm sure she'll tell me sometime'.
-'Hm...' He makes a pouty face. 'Well, you said you don't like him... Then kiss me'.
-'What?' Jisung asks.
-You're just laughing at what he just asked.
-'She's pretty and we're drunk. I want a kiss. C'mon is not that serious. We're just playing around'. He says as he chuckles.
-Is really Hwang Hyunjin asking you for a kiss right now?
-Jisung scoffs. 'Whatever you two just kiss if you want'.
-Hyunjin srughs and leans over you to kiss.
-His lips colliding with yours without waiting any longer. And you thought it'd be just a quick peck but he goes for it for real and he's such a good kisser.
-He pulls away and looks at Jisung. 'Omg. She's the best kisser ever Sungie. You should ask for a kiss too'.
-Jisung scoffs. 'I'm going to bed'. He says as he leaves his cup on the table.
-You look at Hyunjin with a worried face but he looks as confused as you.
-'Uhm... Don't worry he'll be okay tomorrow. I'm sure he's just super drunk'.
-You nod and help him clean up a bit. The alcohol in your body making it so difficult to move properly but the happy feeling was long gone.
-What's with Jisung?
-You were all having so much fun.
-He should have just asked you to kiss him too and that's it.
-You go back to your apartment and get into bed.
-You hit the wall behind you in bed cause you're kinda mad at Jisung for leaving like that and you want him to know.
-Then you hear something.
-You stumble as you kneel in bed to lean over the wall so you can hear better.
-Is Jisung calling your name?
-You blush as you recognize his moans through the wall.
-He's calling your name as he whines.
-He knows you can hear him you've joked about it a couple times before.
-You feel the heat on your lower body as his cute whines fill your ears.
-You bite your lips as you doubt for a second then you run over Jisung's apartment.
-Your knocks on his door. So needy.
-He opens the door to find you wearing literally just an oversize shirt on.
-You look down and bite your lips as you notice his boner.
-Your hand palming him over his pants. 'What is this about?'
-He gives you a half smile. 'I don't know. I think I was mad at my girlfriend and then I wasn't anymore'.
-You bite his lower lip. 'Next time ask for your kiss'. Your body so close to his.
-He pulls you even closer and finally kisses you.
-Then you both walk to his room without breaking the kiss.
-You push him on his bed and climb over him.
-Biting him everywhere. Kissing him like no one ever has kissed him before.
-You take his joggers off.
-His hard dick hitting his own body as you do so.
-And you're so wet already.
-Is like you've been waiting to do this for so long even when all this started just two days ago.
-He doesn't waste any time and just grabs a condom from the nightstand.
-And you just ride him.
-So hard.
-There's nothing holding you back.
-And this time you can hear his moans directly in your ears.
-His hands grasping at your butt as he helps you with the pace.
-And you're so into it. So wet for him.
-You can feel your orgasm building already.
-You bite your  lips not to moan out loud but he wants to hear you, he wants to be praised.
-'I wanna hear your voice baby'. He says. 'Let me hear your beautiful voice moaning out my name'.
-And he's making you feel so good you wouldn't deny him anything.
-You moan out his name as you reach your high.
-He hisses. His fingers going deeper on your skin as he cums.
-He's drooling. His chest going up and down as he tries to catch up his breath.
-You chuckle as you see his fucked up face and kiss him. 'You're so good Sungie. That was amazing'. You say, making him smile. His fingers running down your hair.
-He kisses you again and then you shift to sit next to him.
-His hand resting on your lower back.
-You sigh after a while. 'Guess I should go back and get some sleep before going to work'.
-'Yeah, cause this isn't a bed. It's a pool and you can't sleep in pools'.
-You chuckle as you stand up. Still a bit dizzy cause the wine.
-'You know I came here only in this shirt right? I don't want to go back to my apartment in the morning like this. The guys are always in the hallways'.
-He chuckles too. 'Right'.
-There's a brief silence where you just look at eachother for a second.
-'Let's watch some movies tomorrow too'. You say.
-'Sure'.
-'Well, I really should go now... Bye then Sungie'. You say as you wave him goodbye.
-'Wait, I want a kiss'. He says as he lightly pokes his lips.
-You chuckle softly but kiss him. 'Sleep well you idiot'.
-'I totally will'.
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-Next morning goes by so quickly.
-You barely slept but at least you're in a good mood.
-Work hours fly.
-Soon you're at your apartment humming some song as you get out the shower.
-'So, Jisung huh?' Bangchan says as you walk to your room. 'I take back the quiet thing. You two were l o u d last night'.
-'I don't know what you're talking about'. You say trying not to blush at his words.
-He chuckles. 'Yeah sure. Hyunjin was so surprised this morning when I run into him that he told me'.
-'Told you what?'
-'He went all like 'dude Jisung told me they were just fake dating but that didn't sound fake at all'.
-'Oh god he did told you'.
-'Yeah, he thought I already knew since we're roomates like them'.
-'Are you mad I didn't tell you? I didn't wanna risk more people knowing'.
-'No, I get it but... Jisung? I guess your friends bought it cause they don't know him'.
-'What do you mean?'
-'Like, c'mon you share a wall with him. He never brings the same girl twice'.
-'So?'
-He sighs. 'You know Seungmin right? He didn't buy it at all and he's telling everyone what he thinks about it'.
-'Whatever, let him say what he wants'.
-'Well if you don't want anyone else to find out maybe you should prepare some kind of break up before this gets any further. Just an idea'. He says. 'Or maybe you could come clean with your work friends'.
-Stupid Bangchan. Why can't he just let you be happy for a while?
-'I'll think about it. But the whole idea was to avoid them to fix me with someone else'. You say.
-'Anyway what was last night about?'
-'I don't know... Guess we were just drunk'.
-'Is that so?'
-'You said yourself he's not the kind of guy to get in serious relationships. Why do I have to think about it that much anyway?'
-'I'm pretty sure you've already thought about it'.
-'Well I haven't. I honestly think he doesn't like me like that. We were joking around about him being jealous but... It can't be. He was probably just horny last night and we get along well that's why he...'
-'He what?'
-You blush as you remember how you heard Jisung through the walls moaning your name last night.
-'Nothing'.
-Chan chuckles. 'Definitively not nothing but ok'.
-You nod still blushing and keep looking for an outfit in your drawers.
-He laughs. 'Ugh, it's so weird seeing you like this. At least promise me you'll let me know if something happens. Good or bad okay?' He says before leaving your room so you can get dressed.
-'I will'.
-Hyunjin opens the door for you today.
-'Hi, you look nice'. He says.
-'Thanks, you too'.
-He chuckles. 'Thanks. Jisung is in the shower. Let's sit'.
-'Oh, okay'.
-You think it's gonna be awkward cause you kissed last night and then he said you're a good kisser etc...
-But it's not.
-He just talks to you like nothing happened.
-'Hey, are you dating Jisung for real now?' He suddenly asks. 'He won't tell me'.
-'Ah...'
-'Hey, you're here already'. Jisung says as he dries his hair with a towel. Rescuing you from Hyunjin's question.
-'Fuck off Jisung'. Hyunjin says as he chuckles. 'We were talking about something'
-'Oh, were you? I didn't notice. But I'm here now so it'll have to wait'.
-Hyunjin sighs. 'I'll go find some popcorn for the movie'.
-Jisung chuckles as he walks towards you. 'Hey'. He says, softly.
-'Hey'. You say, same way.
-'Were you able to get some rest before work?' He asks.
-'Yeah, kinda'.
-'I skipped classes and slept the morning away'. He chuckles.
-'Wow, responsible'. You chuckle too.
-'Ugh are you gonna kiss or something?' Hyunjin asks as he stands before you two.
-'Shut up'. You laugh as you kick him lightly. 'What are you doing with that?' You ask looking at the bottle of wine he's holding.
-'Thought today we could just save time and start drinking early'.
-'Will my liver survive getting to know you two?'
-'It's just wine'. Hyunjin says as he pours some on the glasses.
-You hear the door and Hyunjin goes to see who it is but you can't see from the couch.
-'Hey, it's Seungmin'. Jinnie tells you. You can hear him inviting the other one to stay.
-'Are you drinking wine this early in the day?' He asks as soon as he's in front of you.
-You can't really read Jisung right now and it feels weird not being able to but you decide to just ignore that fact.
-Seungmin sits by your side, taking Hyunjin's place.
-Jinnie pouts knowing he'll have to sit alone in the floor but doesn't say anything.
-'Hey what about if we play a game instead of watching the movie?' Seungmin asks.
-'Not a kissing game'. Jisung complains.
-'You're so boring Jisung, really'. Seungmin says.
-'What? I don't wanna kiss my roommate'.
-'So you'd kiss me?'
-'If I have to...'
-You laugh as you see them arguing about it for a while.
-'I wouldn't mind kissing y/n again'. Hyunjin says interrupting the other two.
-'Again?' Seungmin asks. 'When did you kiss her?'
-'Well, yesterday'.
-'Omg, Hyunjin seriously?' Jisung says.
-'What?? You were there. You knew??'
-'Why would you kiss Jisung's girlfriend? In front of him?' Seungmin asks.
-'Ohhhh....' Hyunjin says realizing the problem with what he said a minute ago.
-You just laugh.
-'What is going on?' He asks again. 'Jisung you don't mind Hyunjin kissing her? Can I kiss her then?'
-Jisung looks at you not knowing what to say.
-'Why would you ask him if you can kiss me?' You ask. 'I'm the one you want to kiss'.
-'Right'. Seungmin says. 'Can I kiss you?'
-This guy.
-'Nope. I've got a boyfriend'. You say, smiling at him.
-'Do you really?'
-'What does that mean?' Jisung asks. 'I'm right here'.
-Seungmin looks at him for a moment and then back at you. 'If you happen to break up with this boyfriend of yours, call me. I'll take you out on a real date'.
-You all look at him in silence cause none of you knows what to say.
-He stands up. 'I'm gonna go. I don't like this movie anyway'. He says, then he leaves.
-'What's with him?' Hyunjin asks as he chuckles. 'y/n you really are stealing every guy's heart around here huh'.
-'What other heart have I stolen?' You laugh and he blushes.
-'Ah, I don't know... I just said that'.
-'Well, Chan told me Seungmin was suspecting about us being fake and that we should break up before my friends find out too. But I don't really think he's gonna do much with something he thinks he knows'. You laugh.
-Jisung sighs and gulps down his wine.
-'Anyway, let's watch the movie'. Hyunjin says.
-This time you curl up into Jisung after a while drinking.
-He softly kisses the top of your head as he caress your shoulder.
-His body so warm and cozy.
-Your head resting on the crook of his neck now.
-You leave a kiss there, fighting yourself with all you have not to bite him or go for his lips.
-And he seems to be having some kind of internal fight too.
-Hyunjin disappears for a moment to go to the bathroom or something. You didn't really heard what he said about it. Then you talk to Jisung.
-'Sorry. I guess I'm being too much right now'. You say as you move away a little.
-'Do you still like Seungmin?' He asks right away.
-You don't know what to say.
-'I guess? He's cute but...'
-'Okay'. He says. 'I'm sorry, come here. I'm still your boyfriend for tonight'. He says as he opens his arms to take you in.
-You don't understand what is going on inside his head but also you're kinda drunk to stop and analyze his words.
-Honestly you can only think about kissing him.
-So you do kiss him once before Hyunjin comes back.
-And he didn't expect it but he's not going to pull away either.
-Hyunjin steps aproaches and you stop to look at Jisung's eyes. Then you leave a couple pecks on his lips.
-'Oh, so you're kissing without me now'. Hyunjin says.
-'Hyunjin just shut up'. Jisung says. Then you all go back to watch the movie and drink the rest of the wine.
-You stop before opening a third bottle.
-You sigh. 'I'm not gonna drink anymore. I have work in the morning'. You say, leaving your cup in the table and going back to Jisung's arms.
-'Yeah, guess I should try to sleep too and actually go to one of my morning classes'. Hyunjin says.
-You chuckle. 'Good idea'.
-'Night then guys'. He says as he takes his cup to his room to finish it there.
-You look up to see Jisung's face so close to yours and he looks down to meet your eyes. 'Don't you have morning classes'. You ask.
-'Maybe'. He says, then he kisses you. 'Don't really feel like going anywhere right now though'.
-You scoff softly and kiss him again.
-One of your legs over his lap now, his hand on your thigh.
-And the last thing you want to do is going back home.
-'Can I stay tonight?' You ask with a soft voice.
-He smiles and pecks your lips. 'You can stay'. He caresses your face. 'Let's go to bed'.
-You follow him to his room. 'Can I borrow a shirt or something to sleep in'.
-'Sure. Take whatever you need from that drawer'. He says pointing to the one besides you.
-You put in a plain black tshirt and get into bed. 'Oh, you're taking off your hoodie? Gimmiee please. It's cold'.
-He chuckles and hands you his hoodie.
-And ah, it smells so good.
-It has Jisung's aroma all over.
-You feel some butterflies as you put it on.
-'You look cute in my clothes'. He says.
-'Thanks. Now come here'. You say opening your arms for him.
-He gets into bed and the kisses start all over again till you're so sleepy.
-'I'm calling in sick tomorrow'. You say. 'I don't want to leave this bed'.
-He puts away a lock of hair from your face. 'Yeah, me too. Let's just sleep forever tomorrow'.
-His husky sleepy voice.
-You fall asleep soon after that.
-And then a couple hours later you wake up suddenly.
-Stupid anxiety.
-You look at your side to find Jisung sleeping so peacefully.
-So you snuggle into him and he hugs you back in his sleep.
-Cute.
-Next time you wake up it's still dark but it won't be for a very long time.
-You try to fall asleep again but then Jisung starts to whine softly.
-You're worried at first but then you see his hand moving to his crotch in his sleep, then you notice his boner.
-You chuckle softly and leave some kisses on his neck and cheek.
-'Jisung sweetie'. You call him. 'Baby wake up'.
-He slowly opens his eyes and looks at you. 'Hey'. He says. His voice SO husky. 'I was dreaming about you just now'.
-You chuckle. 'Yeah? And does that have anything to do with this?' You say as your hand runs to his hard cock.
-He smiles and stretches a little. 'Maybe'.
-You scoff and kiss him softly for a while.
-'I don't think it's going down'. He says between kisses.
-'Yeah I figured'. You say, then you lie in bed and take your underwear off. 'So come here'.
-He lets out a half smile as he makes some room for himself between your legs.
-A tiny soft moan leaving your mouth as he enters you slowly.
-He kisses you before starting moving.
-He hardly stops kissing you actually.
-You're surrounded by his aroma as he fucks you while you wear his own hoodie.
-And his movements are so soft.
-Nothing to do with the other night.
-But you're both just so sleepy.
-The sound of his grunts and little soft noises on your ears.
-You kiss and bite his neck and he hisses.
-And you can't help but to moan softly as he thrust into you.
-Your cheeks blushing knowing everyone is sleeping and there's so much silence.
-Ah.. Hyunjin... Bangchan too... They probably just heard you.
-Jisung smiles as he notices you biting your lips not to moan outloud.
-He shifts the position a bit and now he's hitting your g-spot perfectly.
-'Fuck'. You moan out and you can feel his dick getting harder.
-He lets out a grunt.
-His forehead resting on yours before kissing you briefly.
-The warmth of his body against yours.
-And you like everything he's doing right now so much.
-You're dripping.
-Your hips moving as he pounds into you.
-He quickens the pace and your orgasm starts building.
-You moan his name out showering him with praise.
-And he just loves that.
-You reach your high filling the room with moans and he cums as he watches you melting under him.
-Your phone chimes and after a while you sit up to check on it.
-'Wow, just wow y/n'. That's Chan texting. You laugh as you see his text but kinda blush.
-'Who is it?' Jisung asks.
-'I think we woke Chan up'.
-He chuckles and pulls from your arm so you'd fall on his chest. 'Guess we did huh?' Then he kisses your nose.
-So much lazy kissing after that.
-And you don't want to think too much about it.
-But you can't help doing it.
-Cause it feels just so good lying there just kissing and chatting about every kind of stuff.
-And you don't know how much of this is real or just a part of the fake boyfriend thing that went too far but still just a 'fake' thing.
-It feels so real though.
-Maybe it's just you wishing it being that way.
-Ugh how could you fall into this?
-Your anxiety is laughing at you so hard right now knowing what is coming.
-'Hey, are you okay?' He asks.
-'Huh? Yeah...'
-'You looked so serious just now'. He seems kinda worried.
-'Sorry. I remembered something about work'. You lie.
-'Oh... You have to go?' He sits up.
-'Not really... Do you... Want me to go?' You ask sitting up too.
-'No'.
-'Okay'. You chuckle.
-'Sorry, too serious?' He smiles.
-'Yeah, kinda'. You laugh.
-'Well that's cause I really don't want you to go'. He says coming closer to you. He's waiting for a kiss so you peck his lips.
-'Let's get some breakfast'. He says as he gets out of bed.
-You take a quick shower and meet him again outside to walk to a coffee shop.
-'You sure you're okay just with some coffee and toast?' You ask him.
-'Yeah, it's fine'.
-'Ah, shit I forgot something. Sorry. Wait for me just a minute'. You say as you run upstairs.
-As you come back to Jisung you see him talking to Seungmin but they don't see you.
-'Dude, seriously. Are you dating her for real or not?' He asks.
-Jisung sighs. 'Why are you so interested?'
-'You know exactly why'.
-He scoffs. 'Look, I'm just...'
-'Hey'. You say interrumpting them. 'Sorry for making you wait'.
-'It's okay'. He says.
-'Hi, Seungmin'. You say, then you look back at Jisung. 'Should we get going?'
-'Sure'.
-You hold his hand and start walking again.
-You're shaking so he squeezes your hand lightly and you calm down a little.
-Why didn't you let him finish?
-You had no clue of what he was going to tell Seungmin and still couldn't stand the idea of him saying something remotely close to 'I'm just her fake boyfriend and nothing else'.
-Which by the way it's the only ending to what he was saying that your brain can come up with right now.
-But he wouldn't tell him about your deal like that right?
-He would ask you if it was okay for him to tell Seungmin about it.
-Right?
-'Jisung... What did Seungmin want?' You ask without looking at him.
-'Ah... Nothing he was asking again about us'.
-'What did you tell him?'
-'Jisung?' That's another girl asking. She was inside a store but now she's walking towards you two. 'What the fuck? Who's this?'. She asks.
-'Fuck.. This girl...' He mouths under his breath before she gets there. 'Hey, how have you been?' He asks her.
-'What do you mean? I've been pissed since yesterday'.
-'What?' He looks confused but the girl seems pretty mad.
-'You texted me to meet on the same spot we always met and you didn't appear'.
-'Wait, what? No I didn't'. He looks at you. 'Y/n I didn't. I swear'.
-You let his hand go but don't say anything.
-'Then what is this?' The girl asks showing you both the texts.
-'What the fuck I didn't write those'. He says as he holds the phone to read them better.
-You feel your heart crush. 'I gotta go'. You say as you walk away as fast as you can.
-'y/n wait'. He gives the phone back to the other girl and runs after you. 'y/n I didn't write those I swear'.
-'Leave me alone. I'm so stupid'. You say. Tears falling but you're mad.
-'Don't go just... Please'.
-You stop and turn around to talk to him. 'You know, I think this game of us went too far'.
-'What?' He frowns.
-'We should break up'. More tears falling. 'Then you'll be free to go back to bring girls to your apartment and make them scream your stupid name'.
-He scoffs. 'C'mon...'
-'Is that why you did all this?' You ask him. 'You were needy but couldn't call other girls cause what the others would say about you 'cheating on me' and you thought well, why not? I'll just fuck my fake girlfriend'.
-What
-Are
-You
-Talking about?
-You're the first person to know that's not true at all.
-He looks at you. 'You really think so?'  He asks.
-'I...'
-He seems hurt.
-'Fuck you'. He says. Then he walks away.
-And it hurts so much.
-Just seeing him go.
-But you feel betrayed.
-You saw the texts.
-You had your doubts before about what you meant for him and now your insecurities sky rocketed.
-And even if deep down you feel everything that happened between you two was real.
-Right now you're blinded by your insecurities and how much it hurt to see those texts.
-Your phone chimes after you've walked around the block for a while.
-Bet is Chan.
-But you don't want to go back just yet.
-You're not ready for his questions or meeting any of the guys in the hallways.
-You sit on a bench in a park and finally check the text.
-It's Hyunjin.
-'y/n Jisung told me what happened I'm so sorry but it's my fault. Can you come by when you're back and I'll explain please'.
-'I don't want to go back. I'm at the park'.
-A while later Hyunjin is sitting right besides you.
-'I shouldn't have told you where I was'. You say.
-'Look, I know what it looks like and I'd be mad too but listen to me please'. He begs. He really looks guilty. 'I was texting this girl and you know how Jisung and I went to buy our phones together and...'
-'Are you going to tell me you can't tell your phone from Jisung's? How about the lockscreen and the background picture?'
-'Yeah I know but we're always changing those to eachother as a joke'. He lets out a frustrated sigh. 'Look I realize how much this sounds like bullshit but I swear it's true'. He takes out his phone. 'See? This is the girl I was talking to. It's not the same one you met today but their names are the same and I dated this one and Jisung dated the other one'.
-'But...'
-'Yeah, I texted that one thinking it was the one I was originally texting to cause their names are the same and didn't realize it wasn't my phone cause I was so drunk'.
-You look at him in silence for a while.
-'y/n please I swear. If it wasn't really my fault I wouldn't even bother on talking to you. I would just tell Jisung to fuck off for being a dick and then I'd be a dick myself and try to hit on you after you broke up with him so please?'
-You try to keep a serious face but you chuckle at that last part. 'Ok, I believe you'. You say and he sighs relieved. 'Still I said some mean stuff. I don't think he'll forgive me that easily'.
-'I know but you have to talk to him'.
-'Yeah, I know... I'll try... But... He won't care... We were just fake dating anyway'
-He lets out an annoyed grunt. 'Oh god, I swear you two are the same amount of stupid. I'm leaving'.
-'Sorry'.
-Hyunjin sighs once more and stands up. 'It’s okay. See you later I hope'. He says and you nod as he leaves.
-You're planning to go back home at some point but you just can't leave that bench.
-Your chest hurts with anxiety.
-You really fucked up huh?
-Jisung must hate you for real.
-You texted him you were sorry a while ago and he left you on read.
-The morning goes by and you're still there.
-There's no need to eat right now since you feel like shit and your stomach is just a ball of anxiety.
-You go for a tiny walk in the park and spend some time in a coffee shop but then you're back on that bench.
-Before you can notice it's already night and still you haven't been able to leave that park.
-Then it starts to pour and you scoff as you laugh at yourself.
-Do you even deserve that rain?
-Knowing how much you love it.
-You look up and let the raindrops fall all over you as you close your eyes.
-And it feels somehow healing.
-Even if people look at you as they run away from the rain.
-They may think you're crazy.
-Your phone has been chiming for a while but you're too afraid to check.
-Your hair all drenched after some minutes under that rain.
-But now with your eyes closed and the sound of the raindrops it's the only time in the whole day you're feeling some kind of peace.
-Suddenly you stop feeling the rain in your skin and hear the sound of it hitting an umbrella over your head instead.
-You open your eyes slowly to see a guy's figure in front of you.
-Then slowly look up to see his face.
-You feel your eyes filling with tears as you see Chan's worried look.
-'Channie'. You hug him as you break into tears inconsolably. 'I fucked up'.
-He pats your back. 'It's okay, let's go home'. He says as he holds your hand so you'd walk with him.
-You're still so afraid to go back and see Jisung around.
-But Bangchan makes you feel safer as he talks to you.
-You are about to finally leave the park when you see a guy waiting under an umbrella.
-You stop for a moment before keep walking and he raises the umbrella a bit so you can see his face.
-Bangchan scoffs softly. 'If you were going to come anyway why didn't you tell me?' He asks him. 'I would have stayed home'.
-'It was a last minute decision'. He says.
-Your heart has stopped for a moment.
-Bangchan sighs. 'Anyway. I'm leaving then. Is that okay?' He asks you and you nod.
-You can feel the rain in your skin again as he walks away.
-Your legs don't want to move anyway.
-Jisung closes his umbrella and looks up.
-'W-what are you doing?' You ask.
-'Just experimenting rain your way'.
-'But... You'll get sick'.
-'And you won't?' He asks.
-'I won't. I never get colds or the flu'.
-'That's weird'. He says.
-'Okay, can you just...' You walk towards him trying to make him use his umbrella again.
-He holds one of your wrists so you'd stop.
-You look up to meet his eyes. 'Ok, I'm sorry. Be sick then'.
-He scoffs. 'I won't'.
-'You will but whatever'.
-'Ok, can we just... I didn't came here to fight you'.
-'I'm not fighting you I'm just worried cause you look so weak. I bet you have a fever the minute you're back at hom...'
-He's kissing you.
-His hands on your waist pulling you closer and your arms over his shoulders.
-You have tears falling down your cheeks again but who could tell with all that rain?
-'I'm sorry'. You say as you pull away.
-He shush you. 'I know. And I'm sorry too, okay? I was so hurt at your words but Hyunjin and Bangchan helped me understand better how you were feeling'.
-'Did you have some kind of meeting while I was away?'
-'Kinda. Chris was really worried about you not answering your phone so he came to our apartment to ask if we knew where you were'.
-'Wow, embarrassing. He really is like my dad huh?'
-He chuckles. 'Yeah, guess he is. He told me I should be the one to come get you but I wasn't sure if you'd want me to so I stayed'.
-'But you came'.
-'Well yeah I stayed for like a minute and then I run here'. He says and you scoff softly.
-Then you kiss him and he smiles.
-'So... Can we date for real now? Please'. He asks as he chuckles. 'Before I kill Seungmin at least'.
-You chuckle too. 'You've been wanting to kill him lately?'
-'Please. I fell for you as soon as you walked in my apartment the day of the party and got to know you for real. Of course I've been wanting to fight Seungmin since then'.
-'Idiot'. You say then you kiss him.
-'You know, I actually love when you call me an idiot cause I can perfectly tell you don't mean it at all'.
-He holds your hand and you both start walking home.
-'I mean it a little'. You say.
-'Nah you don't. You know I'm a genius'.
-'My genius boyfriend who would get a fever just to prove a point'.
-He laughs. 'Shut up. You'd do the same'.
-'Right. Ah so genius Sungie. You know me so well'. You say. 'My genius'. You repeat dramatically.
-'Ew, shut up. You ruined it'. He says then he chuckles.
-You laugh too. 'Sorry. Let's get home already and take a shower to get rid of the cold'. You say.
-'Hm, that sounds really nice. Ok, wanna race there?'  
-You start running instead of giving him an answer and he laughs and start running too.
-As you reach the doorway to the building you're breathless and so happy.
-He gets there seconds later.
-You pull from his hoodie and kiss him.
-He picks you up against the wall to keep kissing.
-The rain still falling over you.
-Then the doorman comes out the building. 'Just go inside you're practically home already, idiots'.
-You both laugh and walk inside. 'Sorry'.
-He sneezes as soon as he's on the elevator and you laugh.
-'I knew it'. You say. 'You're sick'.
-'I'm not, shut up'.
-You both leave tiny puddles as you walk with your drenched clothes.
-'Let's go to mine'. He says. 'Hyunjin is at Seungmin's'.
-As you get to his apartment he starts sneezing again.
-'Ah seriously. You got sick'.
-'I'm okay'. He says.
-'Take off those clothes already omg'.
-You get in the shower with him and he looks so dizzy.
-What an idiot. It's just as you said earlier. As soon as he stepped into the building he got sick.
-He kisses you. His hands all over your body.
-But you stop him.
-'Sungie you got a fever we have to get you into bed as soon as possible'.
-He whines and you kiss him. 'I'll cuddle you'. You say.
-He doesn't insist much more cause honestly he really feels sick and just wants you to take care of him even if he won’t admit it.
-You help him get into his pjs and take a shirt for yourself.
-'Aren't you wearing any underwear?' He asks as you tuck him into bed.
-You chuckle softly. 'Yeah, I left those at home Sungie'.
-'Ahh you're killing me. Come here. You said you'd cuddle me'.
-'And I will but let me hang our clothes first so it'll dry okay?'
-'Okay...' He pouts and you leave a peck on his lips.
-You struggle a little to find where to hang your clothes.
-When you're finally back Jisung is asleep.
-You look at him as you smile. Then you sit next to him in bed.
-He shifts to look at you and pulls from you so you'd lie with him.
-His eyes shut and his face is so close to yours.
-You caress his face softly and he opens his eyes a bit to look at you.
-'You okay?' You ask with a soft voice.
-'I love you'. He says and your heart stops for a moment. 'I know it's early to say it but I do'.
-You smile softly. 'I love you'. You kiss him. 'I don't care how early it is. I just feel that way too'.
Fin.
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