stands in the doorway of your blog saying nothing like a sibling
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headphones are an epic invention. like yes i am in my little bubble listening to music that you can’t hear
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*stumbles out of my notes app covered in blood* hi
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shiro’s just relieved he got to be batman 🦇
silly broganes halloween costume headcanons for keither’s bday! happy birthday keith i LOVE YOUUU
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thinking about a mcshep wedding that is some kind of alien happy place hallucination. we know from this sort of thing happening in cannon – that mist, the replicators, kolya – that sheppard only believes false realities when they're dogshit. he fundamentally doesn't believe he deserves good things, so when good things happen, he doesn't trust it. he goes looking for something wrong, and the false reality starts to tear at the seams
with this... well, it is falling apart. there are obvious tells that it's not real, like elizabeth is officiating but didn't she– [STATIC]
but he keeps pretending he can't see the cracks bc he wants it so bad. ford is there and he's healthy, there's no such thing as dadt, the wraith are gone, rodney is so beautiful in his suit, and can't he just fucking have this?
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god forbid women do anything
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i need harvey to tear my spine out and straighten it out against the corner of a vending machine like you’d do to a wrinkled dollar
thank u kind doctor. my scoliosis is cured
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I think I'm in love with you.
You mean as friends?
No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...
I try really hard, actually.
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today my professor asked if anyone knew the effects of scurvy and no one knew. I replied 'your teeth fall out' and she said I was correct.
I only knew that information because of ofmd im crying
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fuck pornbots for having funny URLs. man.
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being mutuals isn’t enough we need to go to the park together and sit on the swings
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that one mlp comic
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said “she’s giving daphne” last night while my boyfriend was playing the re4 remake and it would not leave my mind actually
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ok since there isn't that much time until christmas howeverrr i wanted to join in on this so if this gets:
300 notes by jan 31st i will finish plotting a story about these silly gay characters in a band that came to me in a dream
1,000 notes by jan 31st i will have a first draft of that story
1,500+ notes by jan 31st i will have edited and revised majority of that story
by the end of 2024!!
good luck i bet you cant do thisss hahaha
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stupid cupid ♡
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