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shankss-magnificent-ass · 2 years

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Imagine being the reason why King wants to be a better man

You: *after making a report you're about to leave Kaido, King, Queen, and Sasaki to their business*

Kaido: (y/n)! We're drinking tonight, join us!

You: yes sir *takes a seat and Sasaki pours you a cup*

About an hour later

You: *staring at one of the fires lost in thought*

Kaido: how do you like your new assistant?

King: they're fine, do what they're told, and do so quietly, so I am quite pleased with them.

You: *is happy to hear he doesn't

Sasaki: really that's all? I feel like you're not appreciating em enough.

King: I appreciate them with the generous salary I pay them.

Queen: if they were my assistant I'd appreciate them in more ways than just one if you catch my drift. *Winks*

You: *very glad you're not his assistant*

King: ew

Kaido: they do have great tits though

King: *doesn't disagree*

Queen: right? Their tits are even better than mine.

King: that's probably because they're supposed to have breasts.

Queen: what's that supposed to mean!

Kaido: no bickering when I'm drinking.

You: ..... *Gets up and leaves*

Sasaki, Queen, King, and Kaido: *whip their heads in the direction of the door when they hear it slide close then stare at each other uncomfortably*

Sasaki: I forgot they were even here

Kaido: It's like they turned invisible

King: they have a tendency to do that

Yamato: *from inside the ceiling* all of you are fucking stupid

Kaido: how many times do I have to tell you to stay out of the ceiling, you're not a rat. *Jabs the ceiling with his club until Yamato falls into the room*

King: *ignores Yamoto's yelling* what do you mean.

Yamato: They didn't even want to join you, they had plans. They stayed because they're polite, and it's not like they could say no to you.

King: that's fair, but why didn't they say anything when we started talking about them?

Sasaki: I'm embarrassed they heard us talking about them like that.

Yamato: they were zoning out, and you shouldn't be saying that shit in the first place, it's super creepy. You're reducing them to nothing more than an object to project your sexual desires onto, something to be used.

Kaido: since when have you been such an expert on this?

Yamato: since I started hanging out with Komurasaki.

King: *knows what it feels like to be used by others and is angry anyone would want to do the same to you so he takes it to heart that he needs to reexamine his behaviors and beliefs*

The next day

King: I'm sorry, I learned what we were talking about last night was degrading towards you. I want to unlearn behavior and habits that are harmful to you.

You: What brought this on?

King: Yamato said that the way we were behaving last night reduced you to nothing more than an object to be used. And I agreed, and I also know what it's like to be used against your will. And you're genuinely a nice person, and I feel you deserve better. So I have to work on being better so I don't hurt you accidentally.

You: *gives him a bashful smile* All that for me?

King: *nods his head* yes, but I'm not sure where to start or what to do.

You: Don't worry I'll be happy to help you through this.

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#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece x reader #king the wildfire #king the conflagration #one piece king #king one piece #animal kingdom pirates #kaidou #kaido #sasaki one piece #sasaki #one piece queen #queen the plague #from the depths of the dragon's hoard #tma original #6/26/22 #no beta we die like men

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blouptalking · 1 year

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Top Ten Romance Manga

This is a Valentine’s Day special post! I’m going to share my top 10 romance manga because I love talking to the void and sharing my opinions with people who don’t care. I recommend all of the manga I’m going to talk about at 100%.

There’s shonen, shojo, seinen, boys love and girls love... Different trope and relationships dynamic but they all fit the romance genre. Some of the manga in this top have a review I wrote, feel free to read it! Let’s get into it!

10 - Whisper Me a Love Song

ongoing, 2019

I wrote a review about this manga back in June 2022. I really liked it. It’s a cute and soft girls love and I always recommend it to anyone who wants to start reading GL.

9 - Looking at Your Profile

ongoing, 2022

Cheated a little bit with that one. This is in my top 10 although there are currently only 8 chapters but I just loved it so much. With a few more chapters, this one will be among my top 5. I can feel it. It’s about four teenagers who all have to deal with one sided love. I can already feel the angst and the sad ending but I’m here for it. I’m ready to cry :’)

8 - The Summer With You / Of You

1 volume, 2016

Cute, short, simple boys love. I really enjoyed their dynamic. This is very simple to read. There is a continuation where we can follow them in their university life, I really enjoyed that as well. I would certainly recommend checking it out.

7 - Blue Box

ongoing, 2021

Blue Box is one of only a few love triangle I can handle. I love the sporty side, the slice of life and the friend group is amazing. I enjoy it, very very much. I started reading it in February of last year, I am a few chapters behind but I intend to catch up very soon.

6 - Sasaki to Miyano

ongoing, 2016

I remember completing the first two volumes within a day. I really like Sasaki and Miyano's dynamic. They're both whipped for one another and I’m here for it. There’s not much drama going on, it’s very slice of life and romance and I enjoy it a lot. I remember being somewhat repulsed by the whole “Miyano is a fujoshi” because I don’t really like this term, but it fades in the story so it’s all good. I’m also cheating with this one but at the same place on the top 10 I want to add “Hirano to Kaguira”. The sequel manga about the side couple. I love Hirano so much, I think he’s one of my favorite character EVER so having his sequel in the top 10 is a must and I’m putting it with Sasaki to Miyano at the 6th place. Technically it’s not cheating since it’s the same story… It’s just the sequel… Anyway.

5 - I Want to End the Game of Love

ongoing, 2021

A recent discovery that has become one of my top 10 love stories very easily. I can't really explain why, but I really liked it and I recommend it to everybody around me. It’s about these two high schooler who happens to be childhood friends and keep teasing each other in a “who will confess first” type of game. It’s really funny.

4 - Bloom Into You

8 volumes, 2015

They are my comfort sapphic couple. I love them so so much. I wish I could forget about the plot to read it for the first time again. I love the way the manga explore themes other than just love.

3 - Our Precious Conversation

7 volumes, 2015

I can no longer remember who recommended this manga, but I thank them every day for having me read this masterpiece. I love everything about this manga. It’s kind of a slow burn, the boy doesn’t really want to deal with the girl but she stays around him in a non-pushy/embarrassing way and it’s overall very cute. The conversations they have are interesting.

2 - Insomniac After School

ongoing, 2019

If you haven't read it by now, RUN! RUN!!! GO READ!! It’s really good!! The anime comes this year and I am so excited, hopefully the anime will bring the recognition it deserves. The couple is adorable, the drawings are amazing, the plot is emotional. It’s a 10/10 for me.

1 - I Want to Fall in Love Until You Die

ongoing, 2018

I will NEVER not recommend this. This is one of my favourite mangas. I will never stop my “I Want to Fall in Love Until You Die” propaganda. The only flaw of this manga is the long title, all the rest is astonishing.

Here comes the end of the top! I have some manga left that I unfortunately couldn't fit into the top 10. I wanted to add an "honorable mention" part to this list, but Tumblr won't let me post more than 10 photos… I'll probably do another post on these honorable mentions just to kill time. Be that as it may, happy Valentine's Day for me.

#bloup’s top #manga recommendation #book recommendations #romance #valentine’s day #manga #why am i doing this #i need friends #how do i make mutuals?#*insert the dude talking to a wall pic*

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cupcakekitty001 · 2 years

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My Creepypasta Oc 👇👇

Name: Chiharu Sasaki

Nickname: Catnix White or Catmint

Age: ?????????????

Height: 1.65

Weight: 35

Gender : Hermafrodit

Blood type: ABRH+

Zodiac Sign: Taurus (born April 29)

Eye color: Right eye

pastel pink, left eye pastel green

Likes: Animals, weird stuff, food, hiking, playing video games, phone, hunting (killing people, etc.), eyes, money, shiny things, diamonds.

Dislikes: People, Family, Lying, Being interrupted, being treated like an idiot.

Favorite food: Cotton candy (he sees it as food), whipped cream, noodles, yogurt, people, eyes

Favorite drinks: Milkshakes, tea, coffee, blood

Favorite colors: Pink, White, Black, green, brown, yellow, blue

Lyrics he used: "Here comes the pain"

proxy / zalgoid : Catnix cannot be ruled, so it is not a zalgoid or a proxy, it hangs alone.

Theme Song: Hey Daddy - Korn

Profession: Serial Killer and Modeling

Powers/features:

They can cut their prey by cutting their nails to the desired length. Their nails are very sharp.

She can control and move his hair. His hair is very pointed and thick and can make eyes out of his hair.

It can manipulate its prey by talking to its body (it doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl).

She can control the flow of blood by making deep scratches on his arm.

She can see spirits/ghosts and talk to them.

It can fly and move its tail at will.

It can create a black hole and go to other dimensions. It enters the black hole it has created, ambushes its prey and pulls them into the black hole, where it peels and shreds (torture) it. He is immortal (the only person who can kill Catnix is one of his family members).

Friends, these features are due to the fact that Catnix is both alien + devil + half human.

×Has alien friends and can communicate with them×

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

#creepypasta #creepypastaoc #creepypasta oc #japan #my oc art #catnix #ocfanart #catnixwhite #myoc #SoundCloud #oc

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ladysunamireads · 3 months

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#AO3 Link #FanFiction #AO3 Sasamiya #♥#Sasamiya #StM #⚣#R:T #Mental Illness #Fluff #A:Bakubowwow

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that-bi-bitch-writes · 3 years

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A Cursed Reality-JJK x M!Reader (Ch.2)

Question: Do you guys prefer longer chapters or shorter chapters? I’ve been making an effort to write longer chapters but if you hate reading them I’ll write them less.

Warnings: fluff, comparison of Inumaki’s speech to a disability/handicap, cursing. Dislike of Maki (Not me. wrong bitch. I love her)

Previous || Next

Chapter Two:

[Name] actively dislikes hanging out with the second years. Not that they’re bad people in any way, it’s just he’s anxious and awkward, and even after spending a year familiarizing himself with the school and the people in it, there’s like a small group of people he would invite to his birthday party.

That and he just doesn’t care for Maki Zen’in. And it is most definitely mutual. To him, she’s just pretty. She also won’t die in a battle between her and a curse below first grade. But that’s about the end of her appeal. Of course, Panda is fun to tease but he typically plays the peacemaker between the second years. [Name] would rather not care about people in peace.

There’s no dramatic reason to it all, it’s just [Name] didn’t really come to Jujutsu Tech by choice so he hadn’t intended on making friends. He obviously failed considering he befriended Inumaki within his first day and they have some homoromantic vibes going on in their friendship.

That’s not to say you can’t platonic cuddle with your best friend but when you longingly gaze into each other’s eyes and he’s the only friend you’ve made besides an annoyingly hyper 30-year-old because no one else understands you like he does… And it kind of goes both ways considering you’re the only person he trusts himself enough to have a full-on conversation with.

Yeah, it’s not looking very good for the argument that they’re not gay. They’re not though. At least not now.

“[Name]”

“Yeah toge?”

“You look like you’ve got something on your mind” Inumaki responded. And although he had plenty of experience saying words, having a conversation without using safe words felt a little weird. It was an aspect of who he was now and [Name] being immune to the cursed speech wouldn’t erase the problems he had with talking and it didn’t make [Name] his savior or soulmate.

Luckily [Name] was both lonely and not a complete asshole because he had no problems adapting to the switch between Toge’s ‘onigiri glossary’. Learning it was actually a really fun experience because it turns out Inumaki did not have the exact translation of all his safe words. He would just say an ingredient and [Name] had to fill in the blanks. There was a lot of trial and error and a lot of [Name] smiling down at Inumaki’s concentrated face.

“I was just thinking.” [Name] broke the contemplative silence.

“Hmm”

“You know” [Name] started again “... They say it was believed people kept their souls in their throats” and as Inumaki gave a confused denial (“fish flakes”) [Name] was internally panicking on whether or not he should keep going with this specific train of thought or make a joke to deflect from the very real and emotional but corny statement he was about to utter.

“Ah fuck it. I want to exercise the curses in the world or at least enough to keep you safe so you don’t keep damaging your soul when you use your cursed technique”

“Sujiko”

[Name] looked at Inumaki. And as if breaking off pieces of his soul didn’t matter to him, Inumaki spoke, a short sentence that stunned [Name] into silence

“I love you”

If Gojo hadn’t come in, they might’ve kissed.

“[Name]-kun!!!”

Aaaand [Name]’s sentimental mood was gone. Don’t get him wrong, Gojo definitely would get an invite to [Name]’s birthday party, but the man was like 30 running around being overly cheerful and with that teasing nature he was definitely repressing some trauma. He also definitely had some of the worst timing

“What is it Gojo?”

“No sensei at the end? So mean!

“Fushiguro was sent out to find a cursed object but he’s been out all day with no calls back home or anything. Of course I plan on going to check on my beloved student, but I am busy for the next hour or so. Can you please check on him? For your favorite sensei?”

“My favorite sensei is actually Nanami and he’s not even a sensei but yeah I’ll check on the emo kid”

‘You’re pretty emo yourself dude’ Gojo thought to himself

“Ah Thank you [Name]-kun. You’re a lifesaver” Gojo called out behind him as he left to do whatever it is crazy white haired ‘old’ men do.

‘He’s/I’m totally not doing this for free’ both [Name] and Inumaki thought at the same time.

[Name] got up suddenly and started getting ready to leave paying no attention to Inumaki who watched him get ready with a casual interest. Before [Name] headed out, he turned to look at Inumaki with a serious and concentrated expression.

“Toge.”

“I love you”

“What the hell happened here?”

“....”

“Fushiguro-kun, if you please”

“Well I only know half of the story so it’s best if we hear it from Itadori”

All eyes whipped to the shirtless Yuji who had just gotten control of his body back from Sukuna, the apparent king of curses.

“I’d say it started when I went to school this morning but I think it started a little earlier for Fushiguro. Right Fushiguro?” Yuji asked

‘I swear I’m going to explode if someone doesn’t tell me the how we got this far I mean Fushiguro is bleeding from his head, this pink haired enthusiastic kid is possessed and I can’t tell if he’s too sweet to care or if he lost a few of his brain cells when he and the little emo first year wrecked this building’ [Name] thought to himself.

Clearing his throat he began “Well okay Fushiguro has a lot of really bad injuries so is it okay with you if he just quickly shares his part and then you take over?”

“Ohh Yeah that makes sense” Itadori awed and both he and [Name] turned their attention to poor Megumi who was bleeding from his forehead.

“Yesterday I was sent to retrieve a special grade cursed object and when I got there it was gone. Gojo sensei told me I couldn’t go home until it was recovered. The next day I stalked around the school and investigated when I saw Yuji for the first time.”

“Oh I remember that. It’s my turn to take over now. Uhh. I was in the occult club with my senpais Sasaki and Iguchi and we were asking the spirits about which animal the Student Council President was weaker than ( a fish) and then he burst in the room because he didn’t approve of our club-”

“Fast forward please” [Name] interrupted

“Fushiguro found me after my grandpa died and told me Iguchi and Sasaki were in danger because of the finger so I led him to the school where they said they were going to peel off the seal”

“And that’s why we’re here” [Name] surmised

“So what’s the situation”

“Gojo-sensei”/ “Old Man what are you doing here?” Megumi and [Name] called out

“I wasn’t gonna come but the higher ups got involved. I knew you’d all be fine though, I sent [Name] here to deal with it.”

“That’s true” Fushiguo mumbled

“I’m glad you all have faith in me” [Name] started “But that means I came here for absolutely nothing”

“... So did you find it?” Gojo asked

“Um sorry.... I ate it”

Gojo who didn’t hear the whole introduction and [Name] who didn’t quite get to the eating of the finger part in the story turned to Yuji in shock

“For real”

“Haha you’re not kidding. They’re combined. How does your body feel?” Gojo asked Yuji

“Okay”

“Can you switch to Sukuna?”

“Sukuna?” Yuji asked

“The curse object you ate”

“Oh yeah. Probably”

“Ten seconds” gojo said “Take control again after ten seconds”

“I dunno about this”

“Don’t worry. I’m the strongest Jujutsu sorcerer”

Megumi looked to [Name] after hearing a curious “hmm” but [Name]’s face showed no anger or displeasure.

“Megumi hold onto this will ya” Gojo’s voice bled through Megumi’s thoughts of who would win between [Name] and Gojo. Give it a year or two and it might actually be [Name].

“What’s this?” Megumi asked

‘It better be a fucking weapon’ [Name] thought ‘Because if he sent me out because his important business was shopping he’s gonna regret it’

“Kikufuku Mochi” Gojo replied casually before feeling bloodlust leaking from [Name]. He’ll just have to make it up to the second year somehow

“Behind you” Fushiguro called out and [Name] sucked his teeth hoping Gojo would get hit at least once. He did not get his wish once

“I’ve got a student watching so..I hope you don’t mind if I show off a little bit” . And after that Gojo commenced kicking Sukuna’s ass. Sukuna tried to monologue a little as he sent out a powerful attack, but he missed Gojo on account of Gojo’s infinity dispelling the attack. By the time Sukuna realized Gojo was unharmed it was time for Yuji to switch back.

“Oh was everything okay?” Yuji asked as he came to his senses.

“Oh what a surprise” Gojo responded “You really can control it”

“Yeah, but he’s kind of annoying”

“It’s a miracle that’s the only side effect” Gojo said right before knocking Yuji out with one finger

“If he wakes up and isn't possessed, he might have potential as a vessel. Okay question for you two. What do I do with him?”

“Even if he is a potential vessel… He must be executed under jujutsu regulations…

“But I don’t want to let him die”

“Is that a personal opinion? Gojo asked

“Yes, a personal opinion. Please do something about it.

Gojo smiled and the two of them turned their attention towards [Name] who had been silent throughout the whole experience.

‘Besides being a little too excitable, he’s not bad. Like a puppy. I’d keep him as a pet.’ [Name] thought

“Don’t kill him” he said

“A precious student's request. And one from my favorite second year? Of course. Leave it to me!” Gojo said before lifting Yuji up.

[Name] still a little upset he was called away for nothing, raised his hand in front of his mouth so gojo couldn’t see what he was doing and whispered

“Fall over”

“Aak! [Name]-kunnn”

Fushiguro was shocked to see Gojo faceplant on the ground with Yuji on his shoulder. If the combination of Fushiguro’s wide eyed expression and the sight of Gojo in pain made [Name] giggle a little, he’d never admit it.

#x male reader #male reader #male reader insert #x reader #reader insert #jjk x male reader #jujutsu kaisen x male reader #m!reader #male!reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #that-bi-bitch-writes #a cursed reality

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oneprompt · 3 years

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Hello, I forgot to add the prompt for the Ulti x Female reader fluff- I’m so sorry for that. But the thing is I don’t know how to explain stuff and a prompt so I’m so sorry if you can’t understand anything I wrote 😃- but have a good day! And stay safe <3 :D

(Ulti and Y/N are dating, and Y/N is also a Tobi roppi, I hope that’s how you spell it-)

One day Kaido ordered Y/N, Page on, Ulti and her unit to go on a dangerous mission to take a 4 devil fruits that the government had. Which they succeed

Which were the fairy devil fruit (basically a fairy and it’s powers), Sponge devil fruit can copy people’s devil fruit a specific time when touching them, Nature devil fruit (control of nature), and Axolotl devil fruit, can change them into a hybrid axolotl or a full in axolotl.

When they get back to Wano to give the devil fruits to Kaido, Kaido suggest that Y/N should eat one of the devil fruits since it would make her more powerful with a devil fruit. Y/N making her guess for the sponge devil fruit she mistakes it for the axolotl fruit……..

Turning into a axolotl hybrid, embarrassing her self in such a foolish mistake in a fit of rage. Sasaki and Who’s Who making fun of Y/N, the only thing Ulti can see is her adorable girlfriend as her more adorable girlfriend but a hybrid axolotl….. As Y/N makes death threats to Sasaki and Who’ Who, Ulti grabs Y/N and starts hugging her tightly explaining how adorable she is possibly embarrassing Y/N more….

authors note: this is such a cute idea , im happy to write it ! i love the thought of more ‘ aquatic ‘ zoan fruits .. sounds cute. anywho <3 enjoy , hunbun ! + just noticed how short this is ... my sincere apologies ;; i hope this is enough for you..!

Ulti x F! Reader , Devil Fruit Oneshot

You wanted nothing more then to curl up and let the filth of the earth reclaim your body into soil. The utter shame that flushed your system was unbearable. Why did devil fruits have to be such a gamble? Why couldn’t they at the very least be more distinctive?

Sure, a power is a power and being in Tobi Roppo was all about having strength, being a capable warrior for Kaido. You were grateful to even obtain any of the fruits, really. But why did it have to be the axolotl fruit...? You looked ridiculous! Little red frills perking from around your head, skin bubble gum pink and soft. Nobody would take you serious with such a form! Neither enemies or your own team.

Sasaki and Who’s Who proved your point perfectly as they were holding back their laughs, showing a sense of mockery towards your newfound powers and form. You did not endure such a disgusting taste just to be made fun of!

“S-stop looking at me like that! I already said i like it, okay?” You nearly yelped out in embarrassment, cheeks scarlet as your teammates couldn’t stop staring at you.

“Doesn’t look like you do,” Sasaki calmly exhaled, trying to cover the snickers he hid deep within his throat. You glared at the large man, the small fins that sat upon your head whipping ever so slightly.

“I do! An axolotl could kick your ass!“ You scoffed, turning your head to the side to avoid the looks from the two men.

“Really? Cause you look kind of—“

“Cuteee!” A high pitched voice shouted throughout the room, body weight suddenly being thrown onto you. You fell from the sudden motion, arms locked tight around your new forms waist, a cheek rubbing against your pink ones.

You could only blush more from the sudden attention you received from your girlfriend. Ulti loved cute things, everyone knew that. Did she really find such a shape to be cute?

“U-Ulti! It’s not cute...!” Your tail tucked downward between your legs, brushing up on the stockings you wore. That only made Ulti’s squealing increase. It wasn’t cute, no. It was adorable!

“Y/n-chan is adorbs~! Kya!” Ulti cheered, embracing you close to her frilly shirt. You even more so wanted to curl up and die now. This was too embarrassing! On one hand, you were being judged so upfront by your friends and on the other, you were being flooded with praise, growing more and more flustered by the second.

“But she looks so slimy.” Who’s Who said bluntly, just staring at you and Ulti as he was slouched up upon the couch. You could feel your face burn in humiliation. It’s not your fault they live in the water and need that type of skin...!

Ulti let go of you, turning to Who’s Who. She blinked for a moment before her neon eyebrows furrowed in anger, smothering her round eyes to be more narrowed.

“Oi! Don’t call my Y/n slimy, bastard!” Ulti didn’t hesitate to yell at Who’s Who, hands places firmly on her hips. Now they were fighting!? Goodness... today was not very good, now was it?

You reached one of your damp hands out to Ulti, taking ahold of one of her arms. She cranes her head towards you. Even with her mask on, you could only picture the huge frown that was paved on her pale face.

“It’s okay, Ulti. I...” You smiled bashfully, eyes drifting away from the woman in a sense of shyness. Your eyes were planted straight on the ground, face still as red as a cherry. “I like it...” You said softly, trying to reassure your partner, not wanting the fight to expand itself.

Ulti stood there for a moment, her eyes inspecting every inch of your face. That face....! Ulti huffed, letting her arms lay slack on her sides.

“You’re too irresistible, Y/n! I cant say no to such a cute face,” Ulti said, almost sounding annoyed at her abrupt defeat. Curse you and your adorable self!

Your gentle expression fell from the praising, as you grew embarrassed once more. You waved your hands to try and stimulate your rapid nerves.

“A-again, it’s not cute!”

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece imagines #one piece x y/n #one piece x you #one piece x reader #one piece reader inserts #ulti #ulti one piece #ulti x reader #ulti x you #ulti x y/n #wlw #cute #fanfic #oneshot #one piece fanfic

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megumisbimbo · 3 years

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- Two -

megumi fushiguro x reader

genre: fluff, slight angst

summary: (y/n) was nothing special. A human being who had no idea that curses walked the same earth they walked. But then they locked eyes with Megumi Fushiguro. Can Fushiguro focus on the task ahead or will he be distracted by the king of curses and his new love interest?

series masterlist

Credit for the main storyline and characters goes to Gege Akutami.

the songs are indicated throughout the story at certain points!

songs used:

the purge - h1ghr music

four - sleeping at last

“Don’t move! You’re no longer human. Under jujutsu regulations, I will exorcise you as a curse, Itadori Yuuji!”

“Huh? Wait there’s no problem. Anyway, you and I look pretty beat up. We need to get to a hospital.”

You sit in fear, not knowing whether Itadori was himself or that demon man. Standing, you press a hand against Fushiguro’s cheek, a silent plea to spare your kohai’s life. Fushiguro looked unwavering, his eyes full of apology as he prepares to exorcise Itadori.

“What’s the situation?” A voice behind you says, breaking the tension between the three high school students.

“Gojo-sensei!” Fushiguro says, half in shock and half in relief.

“Sorry the higher ups got involved after they heard that a special grade curse went missing. I agreed to come as long as I had time to sight see first. So did you find it?”

Fushiguro seemed to have relaxed a bit at the sight of this extremely tall blindfolded man. Seeing him so relaxed in turn relaxed you a bit. For whatever reason you felt safe around Fushiguro. Itadori interrupted your thoughts when he told the man that he ate the finger. What’s so special about this finger? And better yet, why did Itadori eat it? That’s gross. The blindfolded man’s attention turned to you.

“Megumi who’s this?”

He leans towards you. Your breath caught in your throat as his face finds itself only a few inches away from yours. You can feel his breath on your lips. Even with a blindfold, you can tell he’s handsome.

“Itadori’s senpai.”

“Hm I see, well my name is Gojo Satoru, it’s nice to meet you..” He stares deep into your eyes, examining them.

“(l/n)(f/n)... nice to meet you as well.”

“I wish we could have met under different circumstances. Megumi seems to have taken a liking to you.”

Fushiguro turns away, trying to hide his face which has flushed into a deep red. You feel you heart skip a beat at his reaction.

——— the purge by jay park ———

“Can you switch with Sukuna?” Gojo asks Itadori.

“Sukuna?”

“The cursed object you ate.”

“Oh, probably.”

“Alright then, give me ten seconds with him. Then switch back.”

Your heartbeat quickens at the thought of seeing that demon man again. He was nothing like Itadori, despite looking exactly like him. You grip onto Fushiguro’s upper arm, suprised at the muscle you feel. His uniform really did not do his athletic form justice. He looks at you and notices your fear. Moving slightly in front of you, he shields you from what he knew was about to happen. You prop yourself up onto your knees and once again find yourself peeking over his shoulder. Gojo suddenly throws a white shopping bag towards Fushiguro.

“Megumi, hold these for me.”

“What are they?”

“Kikufuku mochi! It’s a Sendai City speciality. I recommend the edamame and cream flavor!”

Fushiguro’s head whips upward startling you. You follow his gaze as he yells to Gojo.

“BEHIND YOU!”

You’re shocked at how laid back Gojo was. He was about to be ambushed by the demon, but he quickly clasps his hands together and vanishes for a split second. The dust around Fushiguro and you settles, revealing the demon man staring straight into your eyes, Gojo sitting comfortably on his back. A barrage of swings and punches fly towards the white haired man, and he dodged every single one of them. The tattooed man once again swings an arm upward reducing an entire of section of your high school to rubble. He must have been hit, you think to yourself. Your heart sinks a bit, afraid of what happened to Gojo-sensei. You look at Fushiguro with worried eyes. He stares straight ahead, no trace of fear or worry. You whip your head back towards the rubble and find Gojo untouched.

“Seven, eight, nine... should be about time.”

The tattooed man’s face jolts, then falls. His tattoos fade and is soon replaced with the smooth, tan skin of your kohai.

“Was everything ok?” Itadori says leaving Gojo shocked at how well he could control the demon trapped in his body. Pressing two fingers against Itadori’s forehead, Gojo holds the boy’s body in his arms as he is rendered unconscious.

“What did you do?” Fushiguro asks.

“Knocked him out. If he wakes up and isn’t possessed, he may have potential as a vessel.” You sit on your knees, confused at all the terminology being thrown around.

“Question. What do I do with him and the one hiding behind you?” Gojo asks.

Fushiguro turns and looks deep into your fear filled eyes.

“They must both be executed under jujutsu regulation, but I don’t want them to die.”

You grip tightly onto his arm, thanking him for sparing your life.

“I guess we’ll be getting two new students at Jujutsu Tech!”

Jujutsu Tech? New student?

“You.” Gojo says, looking in your direction. You shrink under his powerful gaze.

“You have any family?”

You shake your head and he smiles. You furrow your eyebrows questioning his apparent joy. Didn’t know being an orphan was such a joyous feature.

“Wonderful! You’ll be joining Megumi and the vessel at Jujutsu Tech! I’ll send Megumi with you to get your belongings. You a first year?”

“No, second year.”

“Well we have some wonderful second years! I’m sure you’ll get along with them nicely.” Gojo says, a stupid smile plastered across his face. What have you gotten yourself into?

——— four by sleeping at last ———

Itadori and you walk through the halls of the Sugisawa hospital, your hand in his. You find the room where Iguchi laid, several bandages wrapped around his unconscious head. Sasaki sits on a chair by his side, eyes puffy from all the crying she did. Itadori knocks and she turns toward the door where you stood.

“Itadori, (y/n).”

“How is Iguchi?” Itadori asks.

“The doctors say he’s fine but he’s still unconscious...it’s all my fault.” She says, regret mixed into her voice and a trail of tears falling down her already puffy cheeks.

“Itadori...you probably won’t believe us but...there were these monsters and-“

Itadori cuts her off.

“I believe you. They aren’t monsters, they’re curses. The finger was some sort of special grade object.”

Her eyes fill with more tears. “Itadori...”

“It’s not your fault. I was the one who picked it up in the first place. Don’t worry senpai, there’s someone coming tomorrow who can help Iguchi.”

Itadori turns to your tear stained face and wipes your cheek with the back of his hand.

“Sorry senpai, we have to go.” He says to Sasaki, leading you out of the gloomy hospital room, his hand still tightly gripping yours. You wipe whatever tears he missed, as you contemplate all that has happened in the past 12 hours.

“I have to go meet up with Gojo-sensei, will you be ok on your own?”

“Yeah, I’m supposed to meet Fushiguro at my house to pick up my stuff.”

Itadori pulls you into a tight embrace, and you sob into his shoulder.

“I’m sorry senpai...we’ll get through this together. I’ll be there with you. Just like always.”

His words calm you down and you pull away from the hug giving him a reassuring smile. How was he able to stay so calm and level headed?

Once home, you start packing your belongings into bags. You live in a small one bedroom house that you paid for with the insurance money given to you after your parents died. You were an only child, so you ended up with all the money. You’ve been using it to sustain yourself and the house without needing to get a part time job. You were thankful of course, but it would be nicer to have your parents alive. They died in a freak accident when you were 10, and your only other family members outwardly declared that they wanted nothing to do with you. You never understood why.

A tapping at your door broke you from your contemplation. You opened the door to reveal a bandaged Fushiguro.

“You ready to go?” He asks, a slight blush creeping across his face.

“I just have one more bag to pack and then I’ll be ready. Please make yourself at home. It’s not much but...it works.”

“It’s nice. You live alone?” He asks, warily stepping through your door.

“Yeah I’m all alone here, but Itadori lives a few doors down so I tend to spend time with him.”

Fushiguro seemed uncomfortable at the last part of your sentence. He wanders aimlessly around your living room and spots pictures of you when you were younger. He picks the one of you and your parents on a vacation in Tokyo.

“Are these your parents?”

“Yeah.” Your face drops a little, suddenly saddened by the thought of your parents. You missed them.

Fushiguro, on the other hand, holds the picture close to his face and examine the face of your mother.

“Is something wrong?” You ask, a little creeped out by his actions.

“No no I just...thought i saw something familiar.”

“Oh.”

You turn back to the open suitcase and continue deciding what jeans to take. You remember Gojo-sensei saying there was a uniform for you, and how you didn’t need to bring too many regular clothes with you. You decide on the black pair and place it on the top of your pajamas for easy access. After zipping it up, you flip it upright and pull the handle out. Fushiguro takes the handle from your hand and wheels it outside.

“You don’t have to take that, I have another hand to wheel it with.”

“It’s alright, I want to.”

Your heartbeat quickens as the corner of the raven haired boy’s mouth curls slightly into a discreet smile. You liked his smile. You wanted to see it again.

You pick up your backpack, sling it over your shoulder and follow Fushiguro out. You lock the door and pull the key off of your keychain and mentally remind yourself to give it to Gojo. He had told you he would take care of the house problems for you, just to hand over the keys and whatever paperwork you had. Fushiguro makes a quick call and you two wait until a black car rolls up your driveway. You get into the back alongside Fushiguro and are swiftly taken to your new school.

You follow Fushiguro up into the mountains where the Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School was located. It didn’t even look like Tokyo.

“Gojo-sensei told me that you were to be kept under the radar here, so the higher ups won’t know that you’re staying with us.”

“Does that make me a liability?” You ask, feeling a little guilty.

“Yes, but I told him that I would take care of you.”

You could swear your heart stops when he says that.

“Oh, well then where will I be sleeping?”

“In my room.”

You pause, shocked at his casual outlook on the situation.

“Your room?”

“Yeah, I had Gojo-sensei put an extra bed in so I could properly keep an eye on you. Although you’re pretty quiet so I don’t think it’ll be too much of a problem.”

Quiet? That’s what he’s worried about? Is this guy dense?

“Ok I guess.” You respond, your voice cracking slightly from your nervousness. You prayed he didn’t notice it, and to your delight, he hadn’t. I guess he doesn’t notice many things.

You follow him to his room, and set your things down on the ground.

“That bed is yours.” He says pointing to the empty one placed alarmingly close to his. His room was simple and very organized. You admire that, being a fairly organized person yourself.

“Once you’re settled down, we need to go get some treatment for our wounds.”

“Alright, I’ll only be a few minutes.”

You quickly unpacked as much as possible and then followed Fushiguro through the school to the nurse. After your treatment, you both went back to his room and promptly knocked out on your respective beds.

tags: @xreemie @kitkozume @noyakura

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nanaminsonyfans · 4 years

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✨Sir Nighteye Relationship hcs✨

Masterlist ✨ Requesting Rules

A/N; this is not requested but i love sir nighteye and im a ✨self✨indulgent✨bitch✨ so, rock and roll buckeroo!

Pairing; Mirai Sasaki x Gender Neutral Reader

Warnings; nsfw, sfw, smut, thigh riding, kinky shit, bdsm

{gif is not mine}

SFW

Mirai Sasaki is an odd man, but that’s why you love him!

You can make him laugh everyday, and you love his smile

“Mirai, don’t give Mirio a hard time!” You whined when Mirio first came to intern. You were pulling the blonde boy down to hug him, resulting in your husband being jealous because Mirio’s face was in your chest.

Your quirk was simple telepathy, you could hear peoples thoughts and talk to them in their head

He takes you on the best dates, even if it’s simple like walking around the city at night and such. Makes you feel more normal than being married to a rich Pro-Hero that always takes you out on fancy dates

Sometimes it was nice to feel semi normal. He knew this so he always tried to show you he loved you in small ways

He’ll leave you roses on your nightstand before he goes to work, kiss your forehead because he knows you love that

Because Mirai is so FUCKING taller, he teased you a lot

“Mi, I can’t reach the sugar, can you get it?”

“Sure, shortie.”

You always have to get on your tippy toes to just kiss his CHIN. You have to jump to kiss his cheek

Would he bend down? No, he wanted to watch you struggle while stifling a laugh.

Eventually you’ll make Mirio pick you up so you can kiss him

He’s your personal jungle gym honestly

Mirai not gonna let you kiss him, you’re climbing up that man like a fucking tree

“Y/n, stop.” “Let me kiss those lips.” “No.”

NSFW

Mirai Sasaki is a SUPER kinky man

He loves thigh ride. You do it ANYWHERE and EVERYWHERE

In the office and he’s bored? Your on his lap grinding down on his thigh.

Car ride and he’s bored? Your on his thigh

Also, I know this man has a fucking bdsm kink

He has whips, he’s a little bit of a sadist

You’re being a brat? Expect a punishment

He knows when to stop or when he’s being to rough

You always say you can take it

He loves spanking you, seeing your ass jiggle really fucking gets him going

Sometimes he’ll convince you to keep a vibrator in all day, he’ll turn it on randomly and loves to see you squirm while talking to him about a recent case

Also, his fingers are long af

So while in the office he WILL bend you over his desk and finger fuck you until your begging for him to let you cum

Eventually he will say yes and let you

Mirai loves when you ride his face, he always comments about how sweet you tase

he also loves when you ride his cock, or he’ll use you as a cock warmer.

Everyone already sees you sitting on his lap all the time so they never suspect that you are sitting on his cock a few times.

Trust be, he has a huge cock.

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imagineabrighterworld · 3 years

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Psy-Cutie pt. 1

Summary // Mind Jack is an S-ranked villain who always manages to evade capture. You are a florist working in the city and never really minded what was happening around you. You kept an ear open for more relevant news, but you never heard of Mind Jack or his schemes. This works in Hitoshi Shinso's favor as he crashes into your shop one day, injured and unable to take care of himself. Lucky for him, you are just the healer he needs.

A/N: Based loosely on the song American Beauty/American Psycho, hope you enjoy! ^^

- - -

Hitoshi knew two things when he woke up in an unfamiliar bed.

One. He was in pain.

Two. He was safe.

He knew he was safe with clear surety because if the person who saved him knew who he was, he would have on handcuffs and a muzzle rather than a blanket and bandages.

-4 hours earlier-

Twisting the dial of his mask, Hitoshi tests the new vocals he had acquired.

"Help me! Please Akane!" The voice of a 45 year old woman echoes in the room, bouncing off the concrete walls. The voice belonged to Hiromi Sasaki, the wife of a broker who had ties to several Pro Heroes in the Coruscant district. She had been a thorn in Hitoshi's side what with her providing new equipment and upgraded tech to superheroes. Last month he had nearly been foiled by a beam that concentrated a hypnotic ray. But now he had the perfect plan to get rid of her.

Or rather, get rid of her clients privacy.

"Hiromi! Are you here?!" Akane yells from afar, finally catching up to him after following the sound of her wife from blocks away. Now that they were in a closed and controlled area, Hitoshi felt no need to continue this game of cat and mouse.

"How precious." His voice rings out. "You really do love her don't you. If only that love was enough to keep her safe." He steps out from his spot behind a pillar, looking at the now frozen broker who stood still at the doorway. Her eyes were wide open, a blank canvas.

He stalks forward, lowering his mask into the folds of his capture weapon. "You're going to listen to me now." Hitoshi beckons her with a finger, walking backwards to a single chair. "Come. Let's go over the terms of our agreement."

The woman sits down on the rickety chair, showing no signs of fear as it buckles under her weight.

"From now on, you'll be attaching these to all the equipment you sell to your heroes." He unties a small bag from his waist and tosses it onto her lap. They were tracking devices. "If you get caught, your wife will not come back from what I'll do to her."

Nothing, nothing showed on her face that she was listening, but he knew his instructions ran clear. He could feel his control taking over. His quirk had evolved since his time at U.A, no longer was his brain washing temporary, no, he could give long term instructions. It was very, very useful. An evolution he was sure his old classmate would have loved to jot down. But today wasn’t a day for lamenting old friendships he already burned.

Bang!

His focus snaps to the wall next to him, the concrete was beginning to crack as a barrage of fists pummeled into it.

Shit.

"Don't forget what I told you." Hitoshi pulls his mask back into place, cutting off his connection to the broker, not sparing another second to watch her as he bolts to the farthest window with his capture weapon in hand.

Breaking through the glass he sends the end of the scarf to a faraway pole, using it to swing onto a nearby building. He curls into a ball and tumbles to lessen the impact on his joints before sprinting across the rooftops. Narrowly he evades the paralyzing bullets of police officers on the ground, shouting to the heroes who were hot on his tail.

It was fun, in a way, they were finally making it fun for him after being so easily put down.

But the heroes were prepared for him. Finally, they learned to bring proper backup.

"Mind Jack!" The hero Racer yells from the rooftop next to him. The hero beside them creates a ramp of metal, allowing Racer to send themselves flying onto the rooftop he was currently on.

Hitoshi coils his capture weapon around Racer's leg as they fly midair, twisting them around and throwing them into the new hero behind him. The group that had begun to accumulate was a mixture of A and C ranked heroes, which normally would be easily handled by himself. But he was caught off guard by the sudden appearance of a telekinetic that sent him plummeting into the ground and through the floors below him.

“Damn!” His scarf wraps around the exposed edge of a steel pillar poking out of the concrete floor, allowing him to swing out of sight from the heroes that continued their path downward where they assumed he had fallen. But it didn’t mean he was safe.

All he remembers is the cold wind rushing past him as he breaks through the window of the thirtieth floor and freefalls to the unforgiving ground.

- Now -

Now he was staring at a pitcher of water with slices of lemons and leaves of mint.

Just where did he land?

"Oh you're awake!" A voice chimes in from behind a curtain. He squints at the fuzzy shadow, making out something round and human shaped.

A hand grabs the curtain and pulls it aside, the roundness now obviously a ceramic pot and the human shaped figure.. A very cute human.

He tilts his head as he watches you balance the pot of dirt on your hip, your cheeks smudged along with your gloved hands.

Who were you?

"You scared me earlier! I almost didn't get to you in time." You place the pot on a chair and pull up a stool from the vanity against the wall, crossing your legs as you sat down. "My quirk is a little reckless, so I was afraid I might hurt you more than help you. But you're a sturdy one."

"What is-!" Hitoshi cringes at the pain in his throat, reaching up a hand to cup his jugular. It felt like crushed glass was grinding against his vocal cords.

You stood up at the sound of his voice, already preparing a cup of water to give to him. "My quirk? It's repel. I can repel anything, living or non-living- but the force I exert can change from moment to moment if I'm not careful. So when I saw you falling, I had to use it in small bursts to keep you from smacking the pavement too hard."

Well, he was asking for your name but he took the water anyway, looking it over for traces of a sedative. Deeming it clean, he mouths a quick ‘thank you’ before drinking.

Using the opportunity to collect clues on what kind of person his host was, Hitoshi takes in the sight around him. A pitcher of water on a chipped black nightstand. Macrame potted plants hanging by an open window. A wardrobe with a sweater peeking out. A worn beige carpet on vinyl floors. Photographs of friends and family. Clippings of plants and dried out flowers in picture frames.

Nothing out of the ordinary. Safe.

A part of him wanted to cringe. How long had it been since he was around something so ordinary? He didn’t live in places long enough to decorate it. He didn’t leave windows open, chancing a police officer spotting him. He didn’t have any of these things you had.

“So..”

He turns his attention back to you.

“Would you happen to be Hitoshi Shinso?”

His grip on the cup tightens instinctively. Without his voice to activate his quirk, he settles on relying on his physicality. Hitoshi reaches instinctively for the scarf around his neck-

But it wasn’t there.

He settles on a nod, preparing to bolt out of the bed should you try screaming for help. Even without his scarf, he was prepared to scale the walls if he had to.

However, it isn't a yell of fear that he is met with. Surprise floods him as he watches your face light up with a smile. You lean forward with your hands tucked under your thighs. “Really?! I watched you in the U.A sports festivals when I was a teenager! You were amazing!”

Without knowing it, his hand raised from his neck to his face, covering his mouth as you continued on, a warmth building in his cheeks.

“I live pretty far away, but I took a trip to U.A. for my second year, and to see you take down students twice your size was so cool! You really worked hard after the first festival and it showed-“ A blush of your own takes root on your face. You scoot your seat backwards. “Ah- sorry about that.. I didn’t mean to be so forward.”

He shakes his head, looking at you with much softer eyes. He was a villain. And had been a villain after leaving amid his third year at U.A. He didn’t regret his decision and never cared for the love the media gave his former classmates. He didn’t need praise or the affection of strangers. He didn’t care about any of that.

But to hear someone praise him for his hard work, and to hear someone put him in such a light? To hear that someone saw him as more than his quirk?

Hitoshi could get drunk on your words alone.

“You don't mind..? I understand if it’s creepy. I've met fans of Deku who even I was uncomfortable next to.”

Once more he shakes his head, unbothered by your enthusiasm. In fact, he liked it. More than he thought he would.

Was this why heroes strived to be popular? The warm feeling it brought? Or was it because it came from you? Someone so blissfully ignorant of what he has done.

You still saw him as a hero.

A hero.

“Oh! I need to get back to the shop! Your fall left some of my pots smashed, I need to clean it up before someone gets hurt.” You get to your feet and take his now empty glass, refilling it before handing it back. “Take your time,I’ll be downstairs if you need anything.”

And just when he thought you couldn't get any better, you stumble on your way out, drawing out a squeak from your lips.

He was truly and utterly whipped.

#bnha #mha #bnha x reader #mha x reader #bnha hitoshi #mha hitoshi #hitoshi shinso #hitoshi shinso x reader #bnha hitoshi shinso #bnha hitoshi shinso x reader #mha hitoshi shinso x reader #Psy-Cutie #very self indulgent #maybe a tiny bit of angst in the future but not really #any suggestions or ideas for future mini chapters are welcome!#just really wanted a soft villain hitoshi úwù #he is my son #please be gentle with him

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danwhobrowses · 3 years

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One Piece Chapter 1002 - Initial Thoughts

As expected, the wait took forever Long weeks in this pandemic... But we’re back with One Piece as the Yonko/Supernova rumble gets started It’s another compacted chapter in all that so buckle up

Spoilers obviously will follow, Support the Official Release as well

As for the cover page: the betrayal is real

Kaido whipping out the Kiku Disarming Winds, and it does disarm Kid’s mecha, but as he said it’s junk so it doesn’t really do him any harm

Zoro though, not playing, swatted that shit away even when they’re called ‘invisible wind scythes’ by the scabbards

if you ever wondered how to piledrive a dragon, learn from Kid’s Gibson Slam

Law does expose how he might struggle with Kaido given that he has no idea how a dragon’s (or mega fish) internal organs are laid out. The Gamma Knife will still sting though

What in the world was Sonic Scythe!? I’m guessing he amplified his blades with sound? But it looked like he got him good

You gotta weave that though, roasted by an Indra from Big Mom

Zeus you are a bad cloud and a bad slave to Nami, remember yourself before Brook comes slicing

Was, was Kaido gonna eat Killer before Luffy gave him the feet?

Law you are allowed to help others at their request and not complain about it, especially since it’s Zoro protecting his captain

For the second time in this battle Big Mom is shook but this time it’s from Zoro about to use Enma on Kaido

He’s also doing the attack he used against Ryuma

Took the horn of the entire dome but alas, did not hit Kaido, but even he’s raised a brow

Then BM Indra’s Zoro right in front of Luffy. I can forgive this one more than Killer because Zoro was weakened and falling in the air so it’s harder for him to sense and dodge, but also Luffy is right behind him he needs to keep an eye out

Big Mom now going to town though, lightning everywhere and it seems that Prometheus is part of it, pulling a sneaky on Kid there

Enelface incoming though, even Big Mom doesn’t recall how rubber works!

Kaido though hits the blast breath, but Luffy’s in anger mode: you hurt Zoro, so he’s gonna hit you: accept your fate.

And no break next week, huzzah! Of course if there were a break I do accept that Oda needs rest but also the hype within me is relieved that it doesn’t have to wait twice as long for this

so this chapter was of course very good, although once I finished it I did not feel like I had just gone through 13 pages that chapter went really quick! The chapter did highlight the concern with last chapter when Kaido said he would fight the Supernova alone. Big Mom’s blindsiding has caused what looks to actually be an increased probability in winning into a mountain to climb again. I’m glad Killer and Zoro got shine, before being wasted a little...they’ll be back though I think, especially Zoro they can’t have him miss his shot and that be it. That being said I also don’t think the five will defeat them as they are now. It’s almost like an RPG fight right now, but the party is only attacking one of the two bosses. I think Luffy may be able to stun Kaido for a bit but in the end when the Yonko continue to fight seriously they’ll gain the upper hand, that’s when we need to move back to the lower floors with the Sanji vs Maria, Jimbei vs Who’s Who, Franky vs Sasaki, the Queen and King stuff with Marco and Chopper, Carrot and Wanda vs Perospero, Brook and Robin’s tower climb, Yamato getting involved again, Tama’s 3 minutes, the fact that the island is slowly being carried over to be dropped on the Flower Capital etc.

The battle is far from done, but the Supernova are getting their licks in, just gotta keep an eye on both enemies. Also to quote Piccolo ‘DODGE!’

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shankss-magnificent-ass · 2 years

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Imagine King learning that you won't take an insult lying down

Kaido: King, you get to take (y/n) on your mission, they need more field experience.

King: (y/n) is not a combatant, they're a secretary, and would just get in the way on this mission.

You: hey! I know how to fight, I'm a gunner! *shakes your fist at him*

Kaido: they're just to shadow you, to see how it's done.

King: I see, fine

While on the mission

King: stay here, and watch

You: but I

King: *interrupts* no, you stay here while I deal with this inconvenience hindering Kaido's expansion west.

You: King! I can fight! If I stick close to you there shouldn't be any problems.

King: Stay. Here. And. Watch

You: *huffs and flops down on a log*

King: now there's a good pet *stalks off towards the battle field*

An hour later

King: *in an intense battle and doesn't notice two men sneaking up on him with sea stone cuffs*

You: *pulls out your rifle and shoots both men*

King: *kills the man he's fighting and whips around to see the dead men and to see you glaring at him in irritation on the other side of the barrel of your smoking gun*

Back at Onigashima

Kaido: how did it go? Did (y/n) prove useful or at least learn something.

You: *straightens up, ready to hear him tell how you had his back*

King: nothing substantial to report

You: *slow blinks at him in disbelief*

Kaido: huh, do better (y/n)

You: ... Yes sir *watches Kaido leave* King

King: yes?

You: why didn't you tell him I killed those men that were trying to put sea stone shackles on you?

King: I didn't and don't need your help to do anything

You: I see *storms off*

At the dock

You: *fuming and pacing by the waters edge*

Sasaki: you idiot! You ordered ten more barrels of industrial lube than we needed! This stuff will go bad before we can use it!

Goon: I'm sorry sir

You: *comes up with an idea* Sasaki, wait I have a use for the extra lube

Sasaki: and what would King's lapdog use it for?

You: annoying King

Sasaki: I'm listening

Two days later

King: It seems we'll need to send more recruits to the Eastern factories.

Kaido: what keeps happening to the ones we send?

King: Queen apparently uses a lot of them for testing his viruses. (Y/n), do you have the paperwork for the western factory staff?

You: yes sir, here it is sir

King: *takes the paperwork and grunts in thanks*

Queen: hey no I don't! ... Well only a few, so like four or five.

Goon: King-sama you have a delivery

King: *sifting through paperwork* bring it in

Several goons: *roll in all ten barrels of lube*

Kaido: what's this? *Picks one up and reads the label* who would send you ten barrels of industrial strength lubricant?

Queen: you really are a pervert

King: who sent me these?

Goon: I don't know, there's only a note attached sir *hands him the note and makes a run for it*

King: ...it's for...*reads the note out loud* to help me get my head out of my ass.

Queen: you're gonna need more lube to do that *laughing*

King: shut the fuck up, you useless lout!

You: *keeping a straight face*

Kaido: wohororororo, who'd you piss off?

Jack: *restraining his laughter*

King: *incredibly embarrassed because he's being laughed at*

The next morning at the all-stars' breakfast

King: I want you to find who sent these *points at the torched and melted barrels of lube*

You: that isn't necessary, I sent it

King: ...you sent them? You got me laughed at

You: really? Because from where I was standing at the time you didn't look like you needed my help getting laughed at, and you yourself said you don't need my help to do anything.

Queen: oh hoho! So (y/n) does have a back bone

Kaido: you did it? What did he do to earn that?

You: during the mission I prevented King from being put in sea stone cuffs by killing two men

Kaido: only two?

You: King made me sit on top of the hill away from the fight

Kaido: this true?

King: ... Yes sir

Kaido: I'm giving (y/n) a promotion and a raise.

King: What!

Kaido: they saved your ass, and had the audacity to call you on it in front of me while simultaneously making you look like an idiot and being tactful. That's a skill and tenacity that needs to be rewarded and kept close.

You: *sticks your tongue out at him when he looks from Kaido to you*

King: ... *Admits that if you had done that to anyone but him he would have also given you a raise and promotion* that's fair

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Novel Recap: Osamu Dazai’s Entrance Exam

Prologue & Chapter 1

Man, it’s been some time since I’ve started this little series. And originally I wanted to do Dark Era first. But since 2020 has been a shit year so far I’m not in the mood to read even more depressing stuff. So, I decided for something a little brighter.

Also: “Recap”, that was the word I was looking for, after I failed to come up with a proper name lol.

As most of you probably already know the first light novel is the original story from season 1, episodes 6 & 7. But it’s without Atsushi, since Atsushi hasn’t been introduced as a main character yet. They also gave some of Dazai’s original lines to Atsushi, which I think is not the best decision, since it alters the characterization. There are also some heavy differences between the novel and its anime counterpart. I personally prefer the novel.

But anyway, let’s get started, we’re inside Kunikida’s mind the whole time. This is going to be fun.

The prologue begins with Kunikida explaining what his ideals are, how he met his ideals, why he married his ideals, and when he plans to have babies with his ideals.

My name is Doppo Kunikida, an idealist who lives in reality, a realist who pursues ideals.

I have this stupid mug I bought back when I started studying. It will now forever remind me of Kunikida:

And this is a record of the struggles between a man who yearns for the realization of ideals and a new hire destined to interfere with them.

The following interference of ideals took place between 5 pm and 6 pm [ding ding]

Also here are some interesting excerpts from his ideals...notebook...diary... ideals-diary. I’m gonna call it that now:

Takekoshi came to my house. We took a stroll under the moonlight together.

Ha, gAAAAAAAAYYYY.

I ate a pear. It wasn’t sweet.

Then why did you eat it in the first place????

The story continues to turn into a beginning of a Brooklyn 99 episode, but it’s with Dazai and Kunikida chasing some random thief. Come to think about it, isn’t the ADA supposed to take only cases the police can’t deal with? Guess the police in the BSD universe is even more incompetent than I thought.

“Don’t worry about it. It’s all according to plan. More importantly, guess what I just saw.”

“I don’t care!”

“It’s this incredibly rare book called ‘The Complete Suicide’. I’ve been searching all over for it, and I just noticed it on display in the used bookstore back there-- Ah! I have to go back and buy it before someone else does.”

And that’s how Dazai met the love of his life. Can we also talk about that the title “The Complete Suicide” sounds rather strange? Especially when I translate it into German: “Der Komplette Selbstmord”. Oh god, fuck off, book!

But no matter how twisted my partner’s interests are, no matter how much he tries to sabotage the mission, I will not allow the criminal to escape for failure is not written in my schedule.

“For failure is not written in my schedule.” -> That is an awesome and inspiring quote. I want it on a t-shirt. Or on another mug.

After a chase through a crowd of people they’re able to catch the thief, thanks to Kunikida’s ability and Dazai’s... uh... plan.

One resident speaks up. “J-just who are you people?”

I whip out my detective license and hold it up in the air so everyone can see.

“There is no need for concern. We’re with the Armed Detective Agency.”

[Brooklyn 99 intro starts playing]

And that’s it for the prologue! On to chapter 1:

8th

It rained this morning. A quiet shower, but frigid like the depth of winter. I yearn to live for my ideals. I strive for my ideals. I move forward without fear, without fatigue, without hesitation. Neither dreams nor honor will be pursued--for how euphoric it an be to solely devote oneself to quotidian tasks.

Why does this sound like the lyrics to an Evanescence song? *sad Amy Lee voice* Frigiiiii~d like the depth of wiiiiiii~nteeeee~r

Also... Kunikida, you must be a blast to have on a date. No wonder the women swoon over you.

But despite its [the building of the ADA] appearance, it’s so sturdily built that even machine-gun artillery fire from the outside wouldn’t cause any damage to the interior. That may sound oddly specific, but it’s happened to us.

*nods heavily* Sounds like completely normal work hazards to me, don’t know what you’re talking about.

Kunikida tells us that he checks his schedule many times. Like... really many times. Probably also while using the bathroom. I don’t know if this is a normal behaviour, but okay. So he goes to work and finds Dazai being high thanks to shrooms, dancing around in the office, to everyone’s demise.

“Whoa there’s a giant sea anemone outside the window, Kunikida! A banana... It’s eating a banana! And it’s even removing the white stringy bits!”

Yes, this man is a terrifying genius and an ex-Port Mafia executive.

Man, I should try these mushrooms one day, too. Dazai’s visions really sound entertaining.

I pour coffee into my mug as I always do.

I really hope we share the same mug, Kunikida! Don’t disappoint me!

But now, I don’t want to hide my all time fav quote from Dazai from you:

“Oh, I’ve got it. I need to take off my clothes. I need to get naked to get higher ratings! It’s simple, really! Let us undress! After that, we can all put on full-body thighs, go to the bank, and dance the hopak!”

Yes, this man is a terrifying genius and an ex-Port Mafia executive.

I land a roundhouse kick to the back of Dazai’s head, knocking him against the wall and rendering him unconscious.

Everyone in the ADA after that:

We’re told how Kunikida and Dazai met and the day he was introduced as a new employee into the ADA

In that moment, I suddenly sense a cold, piercing light in his eyes, as if he were calmly evaluating his senior--no, as if he were staring into my very soul through the eyes of a heavenly, enlightened sage. [...] Was I seeing things? Could my mind have been playing tricks on me?

Dazai uses Leer. It’s very effective.

If you only know the anime version, than you completely missed the fact that Fukuzawa and Kunikida had a conversation about Dazai. They both realize that there must be something wrong about his alleged background, because it doesn’t quite add up. And then there is also the fact that his ability is extremely dangerous.

“I would like you to bring Dazai with you while you work and see if he can be trusted. If you ever feel he could be an emissary, intelligence operative, or spy of some sort, then you are to fire him without hesitation. However, if you sense any sign of wickedness in his heart...”

The president takes a black automatic pistol out from a bag behind him, then presents it to me.

You do not fuck with shachou and his family.

The next day they meet with a teenage hacker boy called Rokuzu, because the ADA received an anonymous email requesting them to investigate a haunted building. And since neither the Ghostbusters nor the Winchester brothers reside in Yokohoma that task also falls into the ADA’s hands.

“Anyway, it’s not like you to be late. What, were you on a ‘date’ or something?”

He makes a circle with one hand and shoves a finger in it with the other.

Typical teenage boy behaviour.

“Sorry to disappoint, but I only plan on going on dates with the woman I marry. And according to the ‘Future Plans’ page in my notebook [...] it’s going to be another six years before I get married.”

“Hold up. You already got a girl you’re gonna marry?”

“Not for another four years.”

Thank god, we live in times with apps like tinder and stuff, so we can all schedule our marriage and dating plans.

The next things happen pretty much the same as in the anime. They ask the teenage hacker boy to look up the sender of the mail, they meet with the taxi driver who tells them about the abduction of several people, Dazai tries to Tokyo Drift but fails miserably (which wasn’t shown in the anime) and then they investigate the haunted building, which turns out to be an abandoned hospital. They do this in the middle of the night, of course.

Oh, and Kunikida is absolutely terrified of ghosts. *deep voice* You’re in Silent Hill, son.

They hear a scream for help and run to the rescue, just in time to find a woman named Sasaki almost drowning in a tank. Thankfully she gets rescued by these two gentlemen, otherwise it may have been the end for her.

Aside from Dazai’s overcoat, she’s nearly naked and soaking wet in the middle of the night.

Damn, that poor woman. She must be freezing.

Her hands tightly wrapped around her elbows and her legs stretched out on the floor are especially delicate.

Uuuhhh.... Kunikida? Dunno if this is the right moment to-

The clothes clinging to her body sketch the outline of an alluring figure.

This man needs a hug.

I feel almost as if I could see through her remarkably fine porcelain skin.

Maybe a little bit more than just a hug.

Wet hair clings to her nape as water drips onto her chest.

Kunikida STAHP!

I avert my gaze for absolutely no reason.

“absolutely no reason” -> PFFFFFFFF. Sasaki tells them that there are other people trapped here and wants to lead Dazai and Kunikida to them.

“... Wait.” I place a hand on Miss Sasaki’’s shoulder, stopping her. “Dazai, what do you think?”

“The way she’s dressed makes me feel things,” he says with a straight face.

“Be serious.!”

“with a straight face” -> so no feeling things at all? Dazai stop playing straight already. Even Kunikida doesn’t buy it anymore.

Anyways Dazai thinks Sasaki’s story is a little bit too convenient. They’re searching for the other victims trapped here, but when they find them it’s already too late, since a poison gas trap somehow activates and they have to retreat.

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