-if you dated their fellow detectives how would they react?
-bungo stray dogs
-armed detective agency: yosano, ranpo, kunikida, dazai
-inspired by supermassive blackhole by muse
-☁️
-headcanons
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yosano akiko ♡♥︎♡
-i'm not even gonna lie to you, i have no idea how the entire agency wouldn't know already. i give you two a week before everyone finds out.
-" hey, come with me to the café ?"
-flabbergasted is an understatement from everyone.
-now of course she's gonna love the attention she and you get for the first week of releasing your relationship.
-like a year later she'd ask ranpo why he wasn't shocked by you two dating.
-“i thought you wanted everyone to know?? it was pretty obvious!”
-after that you guys stopped displaying your relationship at work or any form of pda #cancelranpo🥰🥰🥰
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ranpo edogawa ♡♥︎♡
-first off, he could say it was an " accident ", but let's be fuckin' for real. he's too smart to make such a minor mistake.
-" well sorrrrryyyyyyyy i swear i didn't mean tooooo ." he did mean to
-this smartass would say the most embarrassing things about your relationship, and probably not even to dazai, or kunikida. but to your boss; fukuzawa.
-you'd just hear one day ranpo getting tossed out the president's office with a grunt from fukichi.
" ranpo i don't care about your love life, nor how many times you get ' laid '. please leave if you only wish to tell me about your ' sexual conquests ' and go do your job; there's a request for you in Odawara. "
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osamu dazai ♡♥︎♡
"c'mon babeeeeee buy me lunch! c'monnnnn pleaseeee ...." he'd just whine the entire time.
-" dazai, how many more times do i have to tell you to stop hitting on women to get them to kill them selves with you before i actually -"
-“ you two go back to work and stop flirting! we're WAY behind schedule and it's really ruining my ideals right now from how behind we are as is ."
- " well kunikida, i'm sorry! but tell ms/mr angry to stop being sooooo uptight! tell her/him that sharing is caring !"
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doppo kunikida ♡♥︎♡
-"hey can we go to the café ?"
-" sure sweetheart can we just stop by the head quarters first ?"
-" yoohoo! isn't this just such a massive surprise !" you recognized that voice. it was your coworker, yosano akiko.
-" now! explain that little name you just used back there ?" yosano says, almost as if she actually wanted an explanation.
-" oh well it seems like we're running behind my schedule now !" he remarks
-" when i get my hands on you, you are a DEAD MAN KUNIKIDA YOU BETTER NOT OF HARMED MY DEAR (name) !! TRUST ME I WILL ASK THEM AND IF I FIND OUT YOUVE DONE ANYTHING BAD YOU ARE DEAD DEAD !"
-you just watched that interaction unfold as you walked away from the scene and yosano kept asking you oddly personal questions about you and kunikida's relationship.
-all of the women in the agency will know about you two within the next 3 hours.
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a/n(s):
GUYS IM SO SORRY ☠️‼️‼️
anyways so dazai's is kinda fem aligned and it metions suicide once!
but everyone have a merry christmas eve (n christmas but thats tmw) !
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