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puraiuddo · 6 months

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oh this is a little overdue since i found out about 2 weeks ago but ive been processing so at any rate

I would like to send a profound and heartfelt

FUCK YOU

to the dozens of doctors I’ve had over the years (starting, according to my parents, before I could even remember) who have written me off for decades as a hypochondriac with attention seeking behavior, bipolar, psychosomatic manifestations—you fucking name it, they’re fucking said it—

because after finally having had fucking enough, with enough life experience to know that my abysmal health was not normal, had never been normal, and was not my fucking fault

I requested and thoroughly combed through my own fucking medical records, did my own fucking research, twisted as many arms as I had to for an evaluation and blood test

and low and fucking behold!!!

the geneticist that I finally managed to see diagnosed me with one of the most obvious and pervasive cases of a

Connective Tissue Disorder

that he’d seen in 50 years.

So, doctors, how about instead of always assuming children and woman are lying or overreacting or causing their own problems, you…

Do Your Fucking Job

and reign in your pride and your idiotic desire to prove that you know it all and instead exhaust all your resources, including an actual look at your patient’s medical history and sending them fucking elsewhere if you don’t know what’s wrong.

#yeah doctors can’t know everything!!! that’s why they need to fucking admit it!!!#and get their patients fucking tested for niche shit if NOTHING ELSE HAS WORKED FOR FUCKING DECADES #ehlers danlos syndrome #ehlers danlos #hEDS #hypermobile elders danlos syndrome #it’s taken 26 years but we’ve finally proven why we always feel like shit besties ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼#purs post #purs rant

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ninjabelle · 3 months

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It's time... taking my cat to the vet tomorrow so she can sleep forever. It's like mom all over again in a way, except she can't talk and tell me she's ready to go... I have to make that decision for her.

But I will. We stretched it, this moment, for months because I wasn't ready. With a cute lil suit, meds... extra food, alllll the cuddles and attention in the world. But now it's time. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight so we can cuddle up one last time.

Muppet, cat of all time. With me since I was 15 years old. At 16 and a half she's been with me longer than I've been without her... every day we've cuddled. For more than 16 years!!!!!

I'm going to miss her so much. So much isn't enough to even start to say it.

I hope mom greets her on the other side and gives her all the love and attention she needs.

I love you sweet Moops, thank you for always, always being there.

Untill we meet again 🩷

#im so fucking sad #this is the -second- hardest thing #trust me i know #from experience #shes sleeping on my lap #still purring even now #i could just die rn #but ill be strong #“because you care so much for me youll let me go today”#yeah i will #rant rant #i miss you mama #shes coming back to you

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betterthanosvald · 9 months

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I hate my instructor for my DPL2 class so soooo much heres why under the cut if you want admin drama lol

The first thing she did was borderline agressively start to bash on my bff's logo redesign for the esports section of the school saying the colours werent right or they were off

...my brother in christ THE COLOURS WERE STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE SHE PULLED HEXCODES!!! HEXCODES!!!

Eugh then she complains about review taking way too long and we have like 4 things to do and we couldnt even do all of it like-- im SORRY 3 OF US (INCLUDING ME) TOOK THE FIRST LEVEL COURSE 2 YEARS AGO AND DONT REALLY REMEMBER JACK SHIT???

Eugh it sucks so so bad. At least she dropped those two last assignments.

Oh and icing on the top? She went to another instructor (the one who taught my DPL1 class 2 years ago) and said, "this is the worst start of the year EVER."

Like yes, many things are happening and many of your students do t remember and IT is being thrown around and we cant have what we need atm but please, please, PLEASE do not SAY that when you just complained about not getting everything done in DPL2 and for the love of christ maybe dont spend 20 mins bragging about your skillset that took years to master??? Then take a 10 min break. This class is only about 2 hours long, woman.

#ooc 🔥#rant #if you wanna hear college drama ig u can real #read #shes also a bit of a narc hardcore it bothers me #this isnt the firts time it started like last year #and its to the point my bff and I want to tell pur vocational teacher to NOT recomend our college program simpily BECAUSE of this

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raise-me-up-take-me-up · 2 years

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Just like me to criticise a friend for adopting cats that scratch them down the arm, and then proceed to spend all my free time chasing after a different cat, get scratched every single interaction, and still go back every time

#and then I get incandescently angry at the cat #what always hurts isn’t the scratching. I’ve dealt with that for years #it’s just that once every few times #there is no scratching. there’s just a lot of pets and purring and love #and the hope that maybe this time will be one of the good days #is what keeps me chasing after the damn cat #the cat needs it too. i know it does. i can see it relax and smile and react happily when it’s a good time #and that’s also why I keep chasing after it #I really want to stop because it’s not fucking worth my dignity to constantly get scratched #but I can’t. i don’t know.#hope is a powerful thing. or something #delete later #the sass rants

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shutupdia · 1 month

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The bad patient is gone I'M FREE hopefully whoever i end up sharing the room with next is not violent or yells alot and respects the pretty nurses :(

#ive been here so long i went through three roommates LOL #a whole fucking month in the hospital #never been in the hospital so long man wtf #might be out Friday #thank god #ill see my aunt tomorrow too #right before i possibly leave #i just really miss my cat #she misses me too i was told #can't wait to give her love when i go home #her purring helps my anxiety #dia ranting

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compelledcurator · 2 months

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Rant ooc

Between my WiFi shitting it's pants and life stuff punching me in the jaw I haven't the head space for anything atm. This is just a heads up to those waiting on replies, I'm taking a minute to gather my spoons.

Autistic burn out is the worst, I am pushing through and lord know's I won't be away too long - I love these threads - I just need to take a moment to adjust to some big life changes which is hard.

Mental health do be a funky lil bitch of a ride sometimes

<3

#Purring || ooc #mental health #autism #burn out #ranty rant rant rant

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puraiuddo · 10 months

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i’ll probably lose followers for this and maybe start a fight but

god i fucking loathe 99% of cigarette smokers

miss me with all this “yada yada stress coping you’re being judgmental” or “yada yada the public space is for everyone and you don't get to say who does what where” shit

b/c nah fam go ahead and kill yourself in the most brutal way possible if you want! it's fucking sad, but i am all for people poisoning themselves if they want b/c that's bodily autonomy

but unless you (1) live alone/with other smokers in your own separate and distinct housing building and smoke inside or (2) smoke in some uninhabited field with no chance of anyone inhaling it...

you’re an asshole for endangering other people’s health and ruining their day with your fucking stench

god i am so fucking sick of having to slam the windows of my own fucking house closed on a beautiful fucking day or in the middle of the fucking night b/c the douchebag next door wants to smoke at all hours

i am so fucking sick of having to hold my breath walking down the street or having to avoid events at fairs or expos b/c people think that they have the right to puff god-awful smelling cancer dust on everything and everyone

i once saw someone have the gaul to say “smokers will smoke somewhere else if you ask nicely”

fuck you

i shouldn’t have to “ask nicely” for you to spew a bunch of poisonous, foul smelling smog somewhere else

you should already fucking be somewhere else

you're choosing to smoke in a public space, people with asthma or sensitivities that are also there are not choosing to have their lungs close up or suffer migraines

addictions fucking suck, but having an addiction doesn't give you the right to inflict it on everyone else

#discourse #purs rant #anti smoking #anti smokers

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ravio-the-cabinet-man · 9 months

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my kitty cat is so soft and fuzzy and warm and i wanna just cuddle her all the time.

i would carry her around all the time like a kiddo and their favorite doll but i think she wouldnt like that.

shes just so baby and i love her. i love my cat. so so much. she meows so cutely and will purr at the slightest of things. and she tries so hard to comfort me when im sad.

#shes so baby and i love her so much #ravio rants #zinni babe #one time she legit stayed in my arms when i was crying. and she just purred the whole time. -#and then when i finally calmed down she did the 'papa down please' wiggle and just laid next to me #she doesnt like being held for long periods of time. but she allows it when im super upsetti spaghetti.#i love her. i love my cat. shes so so sweet. i love her.

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midnighticee · 9 months

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doing everything in my power to avoid going to the newsroom meeting

#shelby stop ranting #i am hiding in pur backup studio in pitch blackness

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jeeppu · 9 months

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andromeda has gone from hating being touched to being even more affectionate than her sister, especially in the morning before I leave for work

#she stalled me several minutes just this morning and purred the loudest I have heard so far 😭😭😭#kitty rants

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slayingfiction · 1 year

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Words to use instead of ‘said’

**Using the word ‘said’ is absolutely not a bad choice, and in fact, you will want to use it for at least 40% of all your dialogue tags. Using other words can be great, especially for description and showing emotion, but used in excess can take away or distract from the story.

Neutral: acknowledged, added, affirmed, agreed, announced, answered, appealed, articulated, attested, began, bemused, boasted, called, chimed in, claimed, clarified, commented, conceded, confided, confirmed, contended, continued, corrected, decided, declared, deflected, demurred, disclosed, disputed, emphasized, explained, expressed, finished, gloated, greeted, hinted, imitated, imparted, implied, informed, interjected, insinuated, insisted, instructed, lectured, maintained, mouthed, mused, noted, observed, offered, put forth, reassured, recited, remarked, repeated, requested, replied, revealed, shared, spoke up, stated, suggested, uttered, voiced, volunteered, vowed, went on

Persuasive: advised, appealed, asserted, assured, begged, cajoled, claimed, convinced, directed, encouraged, implored, insisted, pleaded, pressed, probed, prodded, prompted, stressed, suggested, urged

Continuously: babbled, chattered, jabbered, rambled, rattled on

Quietly: admitted, breathed, confessed, croaked, crooned, grumbled, hissed, mumbled, murmured, muttered, purred, sighed, whispered

Loudly: bellowed, blurted, boomed, cried, hollered, howled, piped, roared, screamed, screeched, shouted, shrieked, squawked, thundered, wailed, yelled, yelped

Happily/Lovingly: admired, beamed, cackled, cheered, chirped, comforted, consoled, cooed, empathized, flirted, gushed, hummed, invited, praised, proclaimed, professed, reassured, soothed, squealed, whooped

Humour: bantered, chuckled, giggled, guffawed, jested, joked, joshed

Sad: bawled, begged, bemoaned, blubbered, grieved, lamented, mewled, mourned, pleaded, sniffled, sniveled, sobbed, wailed, wept, whimpered

Frustrated: argued, bickered, chastised, complained, exasperated, groaned, huffed, protested, whinged

Anger: accused, bristled, criticized, condemned, cursed, demanded, denounced, erupted, fumed, growled, lied, nagged, ordered, provoked, raged, ranted remonstrated, retorted, scoffed, scolded, scowled, seethed, shot, snapped, snarled, sneered, spat, stormed, swore, taunted, threatened, warned

Disgust: cringed, gagged, groused, griped, grunted, mocked, rasped, sniffed, snorted

Fear: cautioned, faltered, fretted, gasped, quaked, quavered, shuddered, stammered, stuttered, trembled, warned, whimpered, whined

Excited: beamed, cheered, cried out, crowed, exclaimed, gushed, rejoiced, sang, trumpeted

Surprised: blurted, exclaimed, gasped, marveled, sputtered, yelped

Provoked: bragged, dared, gibed, goaded, insulted, jeered, lied, mimicked, nagged, pestered, provoked, quipped, ribbed, ridiculed, sassed, teased

Uncertainty/Questionned: asked, challenged, coaxed, concluded, countered, debated, doubted, entreated, guessed, hesitated, hinted, implored, inquired, objected, persuaded, petitioned, pleaded, pondered, pressed, probed, proposed, queried, questioned, quizzed, reasoned, reiterated, reported, requested, speculated, supposed, surmised, testified, theorized, verified, wondered

This is by no means a full list, but should be more than enough to get you started!

Any more words you favor? Add them in the comments!

Happy Writing :)

#writing resources #writing advice #creative writing #writers on tumblr #tumblr writers #dialogue #writing dialogue #dialogue tags #instead of said #writing community #writer #writeblr #writerscommunity #novel writing #writing #fiction

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rafeysdoll · 2 months

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Reader finding a little kitten somewhere and begging rafe to keep it ♡

i struggled soooo much with this request i have no idea why when i literally thought of something similar to this a few days ago >.<. i hope you enjoy it though, struggled the most with the ending ^_^

“it’s reallll hot ray,” you comment rather obviously as rafe leads you down the street, making sure you stay on the side where cars don’t pass by placing his large hand at the small of your back, directing you.

“know that baby, we’ll get you some water in a bit, alright?” he promises, making you nod compliantly, about to take another step before you hear a soft meow— your heart practically skipping a beat when you look down to find a small kitten besides your new baby pink heels.

“oh my god!” you squeal, quickly reaching for the lovely animal, lips tugged into a bright big smile.

before you can pick the kitty up, rafe grabs your wrist, pulling it back quickly. “could have rabies and shit, should know we don’t touch strays. it’s not hygienic, baby.”

you can only thrash your hands against him, melting as the kitten starts rubbing their head against your ankle, purring lightly. “ohhh, look how cute!!” you chirp, quickly grabbing the undomesticated kitten into your arms as soon as you escape rafe’s tight hold.

“can’t just leave—” you pause, lifting the kitten up to examine the gender. “—her here! she’ll never survive the poor thing..” you sympathize, petting her soft fluffy fur.

rafe could only roll his eyes, shaking his head.

“thought i told you not to touch it- her. probably has fleas and ticks crawling up all over her body.” he scolds, rubbing the side of his forehead in frustration.

you don’t even pay much attention to him now, too distracted at the way the small kitten purrs and meows. “oh you’re just the cutest girl ever, aren’t you? what should we name you, hmm?” you ask the kitten as if she could speak back to you.

“hey! ‘m talking to you, you hear me? d-don’t know why you’re talking ‘bout naming her. we’ll drop her off at a clinic but you should know we’re not bringing her home with us.”

“w-what? but rafe! look at her.. she’s perfect. it has to be fate! she even came up to us! we can’t abandon her to random strangers,” you beg, hugging her close to your chest.

“promise i’ll take care of feeding her and cleaning up after her, please let’s take her back home!” you continue, staring up at him with those wide and glossy doe eyes.

he stays silent for awhile, chewing at the side of his cheek. “.. gotta promise me—,”

“oh thank you!” you squeal, your eyes burning with what could only be happy tears. “i love you so muchhh!” you rant, kissing all over rafe’s cheek.

you return back home with your new kitty, who you sweetly named, ‘luna’, as it so read in her shiny pink collar you and rafe picked out while she was receiving a proper de-flea treatment as well as a few necessary shots, rafe squeezing that time to remind you of all the things he wanted you to take care of with your new responsibility.

and as as the night settled in and luna laid sound asleep in her soft bed, you dolled yourself up in the restroom—changing to a soft white lingerie set, approaching rafe with a cheeky smile.

“think its time for me to give you your proper thank you, now.. right?”

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casinocarpediem · 2 months

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▪︎■☆ Новое Mолоко 🐮🥛 ☆■▪︎

(Translation: New Milk)

☆ 🔞!!NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!🔞

☆ male! subtop! Francis Mosses / male! dombottom! Reader

☆ overstimulation if ya squint a lil, milking, breeding, dumbification, passing out, belly bulge (If your not into this, look away!! 👻👻)

☆ implied Russian speaking Francis (translated from google translate and research for needed accuracy, however, any form of critique or correction definetely is allowed!)

☆ short (I think???)

☆ author has played Not My Neighbor

°○☆nsfw under the cut☆○°

You and Francis had a thing. And, fuck, for a minimum wage worker who barely gets any kind of rest at all, he's fucking good at what he does. He's a big fan of milking. Not his job, no, he could rant about how shitty it can be despite not wanting to get a new one (A/N: so real) but he's a fan of milking. Just the other kind of milking.

The first tim you two had sex, he was pretty sheepish about it, yeah. He didn't know if you prefered topping or bottoming so he settled for a handjob. You did the same as well. Until you both got used to each other and realized that he was pretty flexible. He'd do whatever you'd want to do, whatever you had in store, as long as if it wasn't too much for either of you. He loves fucking but he surely isn't a sex devient. Somewhere in the middle. Pliant to whatever you to had planned. But recently, he may or may not have discovered a new kink. Somethig that made his legs flex and his stamina increase and the gooey, warm, and fuzzy gears in his head grind back to life to keep on going. The last time you two had sex, there was now no condom, and he was pounding you into the bed that you swore Isaack would definetely send a formally written complain, persuasive enough for the both of you to not have such intense, hot, steamy sex for the next few months, (He's a reporter after all, have to respect the man informing the people, and he definetely has a way with words).

Humming, groaning, a little against your neck. You swore it was like a kitten, as if he was purring in a way. You pulled his hair as per usual and with a louder grunt his dark brown eyes roll up just a slight and flutter, closing shut as he fills you to the brim with his warm baby batter. Shaking, sweating, and biting his lip when he just keeps on cumming until theres nothing more to give. Or is there?

What he didn't expect, was when you suddenly whispered in the midst of him balls deep inside you,

"Thats it... good boy, you fuckin slut... Cum in me, keep milkin' yourself f'me"

Ah shit, he swore something inside of him just snapped loose. With the way he shivered violently, and as your hand loosened on his sweaty brown hair he moves again. Oh how odd, after a few rounds, the last one being penetration, he's always so tired, opting to give you a handjob or finger you if you didnt get a taste of your climax but shit. If this wasn't hot then what was?!

When you had basically degraded him to milk his balls dry you didn't mean literally, but fuck. This was so appealing, that your little milk boy had his quirks.

You look down at yourself seeing the bulge appearing on your abdoment everytime he thrusts in and god does it make you feel dizzy. Your hard dick, leaking as well just begging to cum while Francis gasps and shudders a little more, oh he looks so dumb. Trying to do as he's told. To keep milking himself. Milking himself for you. Just for motherfucking you. It keeps fuzzy sparks inside of his brain that has him smiling and drooling against your chest.

"Awe, what an adorable little cow you are... Milking your-...yourself for me... Giving me every ounce of that sweet sweet milk of yours, hmm? You wanna give me your milk Francis? You wanna fucking cum in me again?"

He feels so lightheaded that he smiles dumbly at the idea and nods as if his head is too heavy, full of warm cream. Muttering several words in russian mixed in with english as he nods slowly, trembling as his cock, still hard and moving perfectly against every spot inside of you.

"Please please please К-Куколка please... fuck fuckk- let me cum... inside... inside... cum inside please please milk me- oh... П-Пожалуйста... З-...Золотце... Пожалуйста..."

The pathetic, brown haired man sobs. Pawing at your sides like an injured little puppy. Begging so prettily, who could deny those eyes of his? all teary and tired. Small blobs of salty water dripping down his eyebags which were now disappearing, thanks to yourself for keeping his sleep schedule normal again after years of nap malnutrition.

After a few more moments of Francis groaning so softly against your ear, you feel yourself about to cum too, and when you order it directly, he really does come undone. Panting like a dog in heat while nails dig against his back skin. All the while he buries himself deep inside of you once again and fills you up with a second load of his fluids that it's practically drooling out of your hole. You hiss as well, shutting your eyes with a shudder as your dick spurts out a thick white rope of cum, coating Francis' stomach and your chest. Fuck.

Francis pants, collapsing on you. You gently push him to the side and just watch him catch his breath. Eyes closed, skin warm and sweaty while he's still inside you. All soft. But its not uncomfortable. At least now, you definetely know how you can abuse this new found information with your lovely boyfriend.

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deadghosy · 3 months

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Hey!! I have a request! Could you do the hazbin hotel characters and fem! CatNap reader! I know CatNap is a boy but I would like to see what kind of head canons they would have for a female version of CatNap. Also maybe reader would love chasing things around since cats do that?

HAZBIN HOTEL X FEM CATNAP!READER HEADCANNONS

prompt: you are female resident who helps sinners with insomnia

OKAY FIRST OFF! YOU DEFINITELY STILL SMELL LIKE VANILLA AND LAVENDER!🦆 NO ONE CAN ARGUE ABOUT THIS TO ME 😭

What I headcannon is kinda cartoony as reader has her legs cross as she just nods listening to a sinner’s sleep problem as she is just wearing glasses and a vest. Dead ass she just knocks them out like. “Problem solved!”

Charlie made you a room so residents and sinners could come in and have you help them sleep. Like either you knock them out and walk away. Or you actually stop being a lazy mofo and help them personally.

I headcannon based on the fluffy plush bodies that reader is still flat like the male catnap, cause obviously she doesn’t have a chest just like the plush body of Bobby bearhug. That’s basically how I imagine reader’s body is with her being like a little more skinny but definitely having trouble with people asking what her gender is.

“I’m a fucking cat, that’s what I am.” Is what reader would say irritated as it’s obvious in her feminine/decent voice.

Sassy catnap!reader is a goal as you would literally just do shit for shits and giggles😭✨🔥

Headcannon you have a purple vest with a white dress shirt and a black or white skirt with a few moon patterns on it while the color of your dress shirt as a moon pendent💗🦆

You straight up knocked a person out with your red smoke because they had sexualized you during the session and all you had to say was. “Oh really? Count to three…” “count to wh-” immediate knocked out as they fell face first from the chair as you smile with a full grin.

You used your claws to cut open a piece of candy for nifty as she hugs you and walked away happy. You love helping….

Alastor ran from you as you were chasing after him like a predator because he said he doesn’t need sleep…okay so imagine this….

You are sneaking like a lion behind Alastor as he drinks tea and he is like “I feel watched” with a sweatdropped and next thing people see in the halls is you grinning as you drag a motionless Alastor who still holds his tea up.

You wrapped your tail around Charlie to help her put up a banner as you file your claws as it was time to trim them. Like I imagine that as vaggie is like “What.” With a blank confused face seeing her girlfriend get lifted by a 8ft tall female cat

I can see reader having those teas that help people to sleep just incase they don’t like being passed out “force”. So you just make them tea as you listen to them rant as they fall asleep

Imagine reader reading a book as Lucifer is having a hyper moment behind her as she just peacefully reads….

It gives off “calm friend x hyper friend” vibes

Lucifer had one time patted you, and kept petting you until you purred so he can feel relaxed. He likes your purrs.

The duck king definitely has a picture of you purring on his lap…he even has it as his wallpaper kinda because of how soft and good smelling your fur is

OOOH IMAGINE YOU AND ANGEL HAVING A FASHION SHOW IN HIS ROOM💗🦆

Angel definitely gets you some nice clothes to match your aesthetic or purple clothing with white and cream.

You carry nifty in your mouth as if she was your kit….its cute okay…like niffty straight up smile as you hold her like your own kitten.

“This is ma mom now!” Nifty says happily as you just walk around with the back of her dress in your mouth.

Cherri bomb was good about you by Angel dust as Angel had put an image of how cool and badass you are at not following the rules. She always tries to persuade you into giving her your red smoke to make bombs out of it. SHE ONLY WANTS TO CAUSE DESTRUCTION!!!🦆‼️

Sir Pentious brings his egg boiz to you when they can’t sleep so you can use your red smoke on them. They snuggle in your purple fur as you just play a lullaby for them

I imagine you and husk purring by each other out of no where confused…but it’s because of your peaceful scent installed in your fur and body.

You still have your signature cocky smile before you knock a bitch out with the gas coming from your mouth.

I can see how you have a moon ring as [favorite hazbin hotel character] has a sun ring to show off your friendship with them

Imagine how reader gets groomed by the whole hazbin hotel crew because of their 8ft tall frame…there’s a lot of extra work in grooming your fur.

You definitely have those candles as well with that lavender smell with hint of vanilla. You have so much aromatherapy stuff for people. You might as well be the aroma goddess-

I headcannon you using your demon form (basically that form where the player sees catnap as a skinny monster) to scare people 😭 you’re an asshole as I imagine Angel getting ready for his morning to only see you behind the shower curtain with a creepy smile

Angel screamed and ran out the room looking crazy…..😭 Charlie found out and made you apologize to Angel as he was locked in his room..

He’s definitely not going to the bathroom alone-

Just like my other catnap! Reader, you definitely walk around slowly but stealthy releasing that poppy gas just incase a resident or your friends try sneaking out. “It’s time for bed…” you says quietly as you move smoothly around the hotel hallways

Just like before, Lucifer was scared of you until you showed him you can be quite the loving person you can be. Like Lucifer will lay on your body for comfort if he was getting busy from paper work in his office.

I can imagine Angel trying to get you to use your gas on Valentino and you’re like “sure” as you put a jar to your mouth and release it and give it to Angel.

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confused-pie · 2 years

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Isn't it insane that out of all the millions of cats in the world, I'M the one who got the most perfectest one? Like, imagine the odds. It should be impossible but....here he is.

He curled up in my lap btw that's where he is right now because I'm his favorite human. Not to brag or anything, i just wanted to make sure there was no confusion on that front.

#rosie rants #His Lordship Sir Fitzgerald Abernathy III of Fluffsburg #kitty #cat #cute #hes my perfect pretty purring prince 🥰

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princessbrunette · 16 days

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dbf!rafe thought he was doing a pretty good job at pretending he didn’t care too much about you. but it was coming to the late afternoon, and he’d driven past you wandering around town on your own wearing one of those stupid little mini skirts you’re crazy about and he had to do his duty and command you come with him. for your safety of course. he’d hate if some sick older guy got his hands on you.

“get in. c’mon.” he’s already acting irritable with you and it only spurs you on to act mischievous.

“why so glum, hm?” you pout, letting a small giggle slip through as you fasten your belt — the friend of your fathers glancing around the area briefly to see if anyone had seen his bosses daughter climb into his car before zipping off.

“what’d i tell you last time i saw you just— just walking around asking for trouble?” he berates and he’s not even sure why he’s so wound up. you just got him so pent up and touchy that he always found himself being this way with you.

“asking for trouble? mr cameron i was just hanging out.” you laugh, stretching your legs and going to rest your feet on his dashboard. he shoves your legs off, sending you a scalding glare.

“in that little skirt? yeah i wasn’t born yesterday, alright— you were probably off meeting guys.” he grumbles and you turn your head to him, heart fluttering at the jealous tone he had failed to conceal.

“oh no, not hanging out with guys my own age… that would be the most awful thing in the world, right?” you sark, and he resents the way he can hear the pretty smile in your voice without even turning his attention away from the road. he huffs out a scoff, shaking his head as he pulls up to the traffic light.

“told your old man i’d look out for you, right so — so i am just telling you that you shouldn’t be wandering around meeting guys dressed like a hooker. i know how guys brains work, okay — i am a guy. s’why i’m taking your ass home where you can’t get into any of that shit.” he rants, and before you can complain about him calling you a hooker your attention is caught by his promise to bring you home and you shoot up in your seat.

“no, please. just— anywhere else. not home.” you suddenly sound serious, and he nearly misses the stoplight turning green to glance at you in confusion.

“and why the hell not?” he drawls and suddenly you’re a lot more quiet. he raises his eyebrows waiting for a response.

“i’m fighting with my parents. i just… i don’t want to see them yet.” you sigh, staring at your manicure in your lap. as much as he wanted to teach you a lesson and drag you back into the house to your father, he knew what it was like to have a rocky relationship with his parents. because of this he sighs after his slight hesitation and turns in the direction away from your house.

“ah… shit, alright fine. the fuck do you wanna go then? gotta drop you somewhere, alright?” he relents and you beam.

“really? thanks mr cameron.” your elated expression calms itself into a pur as you lean across the gear stick and press a kiss to his cheek. he clenches his jaw.

“watch it.”

to this you respond with a giggle and he relaxes a little, knowing he had a little more time with you.

“where do you wanna go then? haven’t got all day, kid m’not a fuckin’ taxi.”

“hmm, your place?” you’re quick with your answer, almost like you had it planned. he’d given in a few times, let you have your way with him even though he knew it put his career on the line — and he told himself and you that this could go on no longer.

he huffs out a laugh, scratching at his cheek and shaking his head, choosing to ignore the suggestion. your bottom lip curls over at this, frowning a little.

“raaafe.” you whine and he resists an eye roll.

“what you’re — you’re serious about that shit?”

“mhm… i missed you…” you coo, and he feels your warm body lean across the centre console again, a clawed hand finding his thigh as you speak into his ear. “c’mon dad.” you groan and he feels a hot rush of blood fly through him at the nickname. god you were sick.

“don’t fuckin’ call me that.” he turns into his driveway at tannyhill, parking up infront of the house haphazardly before turning off the car and not making any move to get out.

“just wanna play a little bit.” you complain, kissing down his white shirt leaving lipgloss prints that he’d soon complain about down the expensive material as he watches you with parted lips, feeling your hot breath fan over his hardening crotch.

“well if you’re gonna suck me off just fuckin’ do it alright. don’t wanna hear that shrill ass little voice unless you’re tellin’ me how good that shit tastes. c’mon.”

you couldn’t help but obey.

#rafe cameron prompt #dbf!rafe #spoiledkook!reader

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