Me when people headcanon my favorite character to be a swiftie but my political stance on her whole thing makes it very difficult to enjoy the headcanon but whatever it's a headcanon but NO THEY DONT LISTEN TO TAYLOR THEY DONT TH

This shit is actually so genuinely heart breaking

I want HIM to hurt me badly and I want him to really really enjoy it 😔

moon knight (2016) #197

I hate it when people make a certain character so grossly over the top hot. Like??? Said character is already attractive! Stop making him look like some icky fuck boy 😞

Tbh getting hurt by the teeth are just bonuses yk nothing wrong with a little bit of pain

thinking about venom grabbing onto your legs and folding them over your chest, revealing your fat pussy to him, your tcock poking through. and just.... eating you out. he doesn't want to hurt you so he'd be careful with his teeth; long, slimy tongue reaching places you'd never thought they'd reach, and you'd probably end up squirting into his mouth. venom, of course, becomes addicted to it and makes it his life mission to rip as many orgasms as he can out of you until you pass out :3

LMAOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCK ASS AD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

I am not a fan of anime boys BUT.

I am making the tiniest teeniest exception

YAAYYYYYYY THABK YOU FOR THE FOOD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

i don't think marc is all that into using sex toys, at least not on himself. he doesn't care if you use them, but he doesn't like using them; he prefers doing it 'traditionally' and using his fingers to fingerfuck his pussy or jerk off his tcock, or even humping a pillow or two.

he also doesn't get all that horny, at least not compared to his other two counterparts. that's not to say he doesn't get horny, he definitely does, but it just has to be at the right time and place; he needs that build up and foreplay or else it's going to be some unsatisfactory sex.

jake, on the other hand, would use sex toys—both on himself and his partners. but i think he's more into the 'classic' toys, like handcuffs and collars and gags, and maybe some vibrators. surprisingly, he's not very keen on dildos. why use something that's fake when you can use the real one? jake gives me very big gomez addams vibes, in terms of what type of horny he is. he likes doing it old fashioned with a bdsm twist; i mean, have you seen the way that he dresses?

now, moving onto steven... 👀 he's getting his own post :3

Sorry not sorry he has a very bitable ass and I will die on this hill 😊😊

also noticed that my page is full of oscar Isaac's ass so that nice..💀

But

So apparently according to this article oscar isaac doesn't have a car with is entirely false by the way because he's riding me so

Everytime a Fandom infantalizes a character who is either shorter than the rest of the cast, even the slightest bit of positive, autistic or adhd or audhd, or I swear to god, having DECENT EMOTIONAL EMPATHY I get a dollar. And at that rate Bezos would end up living in a cardboard box.

The post you just reblogged about infantilizing autistic characters and specifically Steven Grant is actually one of my favorite things ever and I wished people talked about it more. I remember watching MK when it first came out and seeing Steven and being like omg he’s just like me!! because a lot of the times I don’t really connect with autistic characters for one reason or another but seeing Steven and seeing him have the same mannerisms and characteristics as me was so so wonderful and the fandom was great at first and it seems like the more time passes and the farther we get from when the show stopped having new episodes, he gets characterized so differently than how he was in the show. Like yeah he was awkward and unsure around Layla but also look at the circumstances!! Everyone’s turned him into an uwu baby child and forget that he got angry and he was smart and he was brave and he was an adult man and not a child regardless of him being autistic. Idk, I just really liked that post and I was so glad to see someone on the same page as me and I wanted to share my thoughts lmao

dearest anon you are more than welcome to come in my inbox and talk abt Steven, autism, and how irritating fandom ableism is, because I'm always ready to talk about any of it. I'm glad that you felt seen by my frustration! a lot of times I'll mention it or even post about it and it's like yelling into the void

I think the wonderful thing about Steven is that he feels so authentically autistic, him and Marc both (and im assuming Jake as well, but it's just too soon to tell in which ways he will experience/be visibly autistic) and I think that's both the uprising and the downfall of it because in not using the word "autistic" in the show it paves the way both for genuine connection AND the surface level ableist "aw steven" mentality we see a lot now

i was watching the first two episodes the other day, mostly because I'm rewatching for Steven- an aside, but fandom had honestly put me off Steven. ofc I loved him so much but I couldn't truly connect because the (imho) accurate Steven that I liked to think about and analyze is NOT the Steven we see in 98% of fanfiction or tumblr posts. but anyway I was watching the first two episodes and I gotta say, for as much nervous stuttering as he does in fanfiction, he really- listen I think he does a reasonable amount of nervous stuttering when he is IN truly stressful situations that have him completely off kilter.

you can't really script your way out of a conversation with a creepy guy trying to tell you abt his lord and savior ammit the croc

anyway. all this to say, I completely understand where you're coming from and I'm really glad you felt seen in my own frustration. it's always validating to see someone else verbalizing a deep rooted but glossed over issue that bothers you

just!! reiterating your point!! he's knowledgeable!!! he's angry!!! he's incredibly brave!!!! he's not afraid to stand up to Marc or khonshu or harrow or anybody!!!! he's an adult man with a job and a place to live!!! that doesn't make him any better or worse than someone who may not have a job BUT people just love to turn autistic ppl into helpless little uwu babies and its SO obnoxious and irritating and insulting. he IS capable!! Steven is SASSY he is a BITCH he fantasizes about killing his boss!!!!! he bargined the world for marc (and his) freedom!!!! hello?????

steven would not like the majority of the people who claim to like him..

at any rate lmao. my inbox is always open!! happy to talk 🫶

No don't just release the fic like this straight up this is incredibly entertaining to witness

its joever

i don't know why but it's not letting me use hyphens on rich text. html fixes it but it doesn't format italics, i don't wanna go and italicize everything 😭😭😭😭

i'll try to figure it out 😞