My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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You are not for everyone, and that's okay.
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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me
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when cats put their ears back they become cursors
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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this
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Mentally floating face down in a river
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Ugh ok im out the hospital after a month but i still feel like crap it's frustrating like cmon went through all that shit i still feel like SHIT after being home for two days
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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The bad patient is gone I'M FREE hopefully whoever i end up sharing the room with next is not violent or yells alot and respects the pretty nurses :(
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Two pretty nurses comforted me during my panic attack btw
I'm sharing a hospital room with a transwoman and i feel bad because shes being misgendered but she keeps yelling threatening hitting the wall and being violent saying racist things to black nurses and fat shaming some nurses too and it's scaring me and making me anxious. Already had a panic attack over it.
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I'm sharing a hospital room with a transwoman and i feel bad because shes being misgendered but she keeps yelling threatening hitting the wall and being violent saying racist things to black nurses and fat shaming some nurses too and it's scaring me and making me anxious. Already had a panic attack over it.
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