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buckyownsmylife · 7 months
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Secret Door: the one where the morning after rolls around
President James Buchanan Barnes is the first president to occupy the White House without a first lady ever since… well, President James Buchanan Barnes. But he’s not too worried about it, since he got his best friend from college acting as his VP, supporting him just like only someone who knew everything about him could do. What happens when feelings from the past start to resurface?
Or the one where you and Bucky used to date but now you got a country to run.
for general warnings and author’s notes, please go to the fic’s masterlist.
specific warnings for the chapter: angst, alcohol, alcoholic amnesia, involuntary non-consensual voyeurism, guilt, suicidal feelings, anger, insecurity, tears
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Bucky’s P.O.V.
I’d forgotten how she stole all the blankets.
It was such a small, silly thing, and yet realizing that after all these years, I didn’t remember it anymore got to me. There was a time where I used to boast that I knew everything about the woman lying next to me, and although I liked to think I still did, there was a considerable gap in my knowledge of her history, a gap that was placed there despite me.
I still didn’t know what made her break up with me back then.
Sure, I knew I wasn’t the easiest person to be around. I partied too much, drank my weight in alcohol every night. And not with cheap beer, oh no. It was always expensive shit - the same kind my father used to drink back when he was still alive.
More often than not, I’d wake up without any recollection of the previous evening. But that was okay. Because she was right there to help me, wipe the sweat from my forehead and let me know it was all going to be okay.
She was everything to me, until one day, she wasn’t. And when we first started working together in the world of politics, it was hard not to be resentful. I had done everything for her, back then. I loved her. And she’d just traded me for another person, like I was nothing to her at all.
I remembered seeing them fucking one day, when I went to her place hoping to get her back. The sounds I heard from that bedroom had haunted many sleepless nights, and they still did, even so long after.
I didn’t believe I was truly over what had happened until tonight, when I finally had the chance to have her again. No more memories of jacking off to her and her ex, just me and her, together again, at last.
I reached out blindly to pull her body closer to me, and was surprised to not find anything there. Startled, I sat up quickly, brushing the sleep away from my eyes as I struggled to adjust to the lack of lighting in the room, and that’s when I saw it…
She was trying to sneak out, wearing my hoodie over her dress, her heels dangling from her fingertips as she stared at me in guilt.
It felt like I was going to die.
“Where are you going?” I asked, even though the answer was pretty obvious. Anywhere but here, and although I was a mixture of incredulous, sad and angry, I still couldn’t help but think that she looked so fucking cute wearing my clothes.
“Are you going to leave?” I pressed, sitting up on the bed as I watched her fidget. It hurt more than I cared to admit, the way she avoided my eyes and refused to answer. Getting out of the bed and ignoring my naked state, I was almost gentle in the way that I pressed, “What is it, then? Wasn’t I enough for you? Back then, right now?”
She looked shocked, her wide eyes told me so. I suppose that she didn’t expect me to reopen old wounds, but they felt pretty present to me at that moment. “Did you stop loving me?” The question I always wanted to know escaped me without much difficulty.
I don’t know if I would be able to say the same about the way I would deal with the answer.
“Because I never did.” The hurt was obvious in my voice, and it took a sharp inhale from her to snap me out of the past and back to the present moment, a moment I didn’t even want to be living.
“James, what do you remember of those times?” She surprised me by lowering her shoes, slowly making her way back to the bed, where she sat down next to where I was standing. “The times when you would drink yourself blind, only to wake up in my arms, safe and sound. What do you remember?”
I didn’t know what to say, so I remained silent. “Come here,” she quietly begged, reaching out for my hands until I was sitting next to her in bed, her thumbs rubbing circles on the inside of my wrist.
“You don’t remember. You don’t remember how it ruined me to be the one to pick up the pieces of the man that I loved, night after night. I know you don’t remember, but I’ll never forget.”
“It broke my heart.” The worst part about it was that I knew it to be true. I couldn’t even deny it. “You were becoming your father and it hurt too fucking much.”
“And when you told me what your dream was…” She continued as I stared at her through water-filled eyes. “I knew there was no way you’d get better if I indulged your wild side any longer.”
“You were already so close to losing your scholarship…” She stopped to take a deep breath, before completing, “so I knew the only thing that could possibly speak to you was if you lost me.”
I had no idea. I knew she’d broken up with me because of my ways, of course - it was the reason why I decided to become sober, but I had no idea she had done this sacrifice for me, so I could become the man I needed to become to get this job done.
“You were my origin story,” I laughed through the tears, letting her tug me down so she could rest her head on my shoulder. “You could have talked to me, though.”
“You know what?” She conceded, “I suppose I could.”
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otpcompendium · 1 year
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A and B are opposing political candidates running against each other in the current election. Both of them are determined to win, but A can't help but comment on whatever B's wearing, B keeps getting distracted during the debates, and their campaign managers are at their wit's end with what to do about these two.
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40 Hour Work Week Day & National Crazy Day & United Nations Day
Person A is from a place unforgotten by the gods, and their homeland is often the target of invasion due to having many desirable natural resources because of it. But Person A chose to leave their homeland to find a way to protect it, going into government and becoming an advocate for their country’s protection. Person B is the politician who works along with them as their closest ally, but is only in politics because their family historically has been but they just want to see the world burn for chaos’ sake. When Person A brings Person B to their homeland, the gods immediately reject Person B as a being of destruction and chaos, but Person B, upon hearing the news that their destined as the bringer of great mayhem, promises to at least help Person A protect their homeland - just not the rest of the world.
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sukea69 · 10 months
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politician au tobirama riding into work :-)
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bixels · 15 days
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Cozy Glow is such an interesting litmus test for die-hard bronies. I was checking r/mlp to prep a post and there’s a discussion post about how she deserved what she got and. How do I tell bronies that children should not be tried as adults. How do I tell bronies that psychopaths and sociopaths deserve human rights and treatment and support. How do I tell bronies that cruel and unusual punishments are bad. How do I tell bronies that the death penalty is wrong. How do I tell bronies that a ruling body should not have absolute say over putting someone to death, least of all a 6-year-old child.
These are all my recent google searches.
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redactedhaunt · 17 days
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evil human starlight (:< design is based off this cosplay on tiktok
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berrysquared · 1 year
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Hotguy!Scar and Cuteguy!Grian intro sheets for a Superhero au I’ve been brainrotting over recently
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lyss-butterscotch · 1 year
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It's quite entertaining seeing these pompous creatures freeze in terror over harmless holograms.
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mammalsofaction · 1 month
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The fact that the Doof had been paired and proved most compatible with Perry, canonically and repeatedly proclaimed to be one of OWCA's best agents in the field, is curious to me.
Some fics have a throwaway line or two talking referring to his compatibility with other agents. I think, also, about the canonical fact that he remains as third most dangerous evil scientist in OWCA's ledger.
I also like thinking about the fact that we have been proven, multiple times, in VARIOUS dimensions and fluctuations to the time space continuem, that were he not continuously thwarted throughout his career, he would not only have achieved tyrannical rule, he would have EXCELLED in it, and perfectly undefeated, EVEN BY HIS EVIL PEERS that people loved to pretend were always more competent than him.
Like. I think about that. Why? What makes Heinz so dangerous? What made everyone else incompatible to a point OWCA realized they needed to send their best, and he needed to be on call ALL THE TIME?
Curious
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abiiors · 7 months
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corruption ❤️‍🔥 // matty healy x reader
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a/n: not entirely happy with this idk why. had to edit the original snippet to fit better into the context?? but ugh yeah hope you enjoy. there's a very real possibility that this might be deleted later cw: overstimulation, ass play if you squint really really hard, fingering, slight cumplay, mean matty and degradation, oral, gets a bit sweet in the end because it is me afterall wc: 3.5k
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the office is in disarray. people running around, files and folders stacked tall in their hands as a nervous hush settles over the entire building. when your phone dings with his message that night, you know you’re in for it. well, you’ve known that since you watched the live debate really. 
matty is livid. 
it’s not that he lost, it’s that he managed to scrape through barely and he is not a man who does things barely. 
you could see it so clearly even through the large plasma tv screen in the party offices—the way his mouth was pressed in a tight line. and how when he did smile, it never reached his eyes. instead all you could see in them was cold anger. 
tomorrow your boss might get fired for this but tonight it’s you and your sanity that’s on the line.
the message glares at you through your phone screen – 8 pm. 1205. the grand. 
you don’t type a response to it because it doesn’t need one. he’s not asking, he’s ordering. involuntarily, you clench your thighs together in anticipation of what’s to come. tonight is going to be rough, you don’t need to anger him more by being late. so you quickly pack your bag and run out of the offices to hail a cab. 
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7:57. that’s when you find yourself outside of his hotel room, your heart thudding in your chest, panties soaked through from all the scenarios you couldn’t stop repeating in your head—his hands gripping the mic, the podium, knuckles so white. maybe you could ask him to grip your throat like that tonight. 
you lift your hand up, shaky and fidgety, about to knock just as someone grabs you by the waist, pushing you against the door. you open your mouth to yelp but matty’s already turning you around, capturing your mouth in a hungry kiss. 
sharp teeth clashing against soft lips—his fingers dig into your waist, wrinkling the cotton shirt tucked into your figure-hugging skirt. it takes him only a second a untuck it. another to push his hands inside and rub his thumb over your peaked nipples. 
his hair is askew—not so neatly combed as it was on tv—as if he’s been running his hand through it in frustration. his suit jacket has already been discarded somewhere, white shirt sleeves rolled up to his forearms, exposing veins and a few scattered tattoos. 
“my obidient little slut,” he grunts against your neck, mouth already sucking on your sweet spot. you squirm against his touch, nervous that someone might walk in on you. and oh, what a scandal that would be…
“relax…” he breathes. behind you the door clicks open. “we have the whole floor to ourselves. need to hear you scream my name tonight.”
you get lost in his words and forget to breathe, to nod. he’s pushing you back against the wall, fumbling against your shirt buttons until he gets so frustrated, he rips it off you. the buttons go flying everywhere, clinking a few times before the room is filled with your gasps once again. 
“be my good little pet tonight, won’t you?” his words are murmured against your clevage. you nod on autopilot. his good little pet. yes. 
“words…” he warns. 
“yes, s–sir,” you gasp out, somehow managing to two little coherent words. and it’s good enough for him. 
matty pulls away, almost making you stumble and lose your balance but the wall holds you up. “on the bed,” he commands. his hands are at his throat, loosening his dark blue tie. the soft silk looks inviting, promising. so you walk up to the bed on shaky legs, watching his every move and how he slowly takes the tie off, taking his time to smoothen every little crease on it. 
“on your stomach, pet,” he commands again, less patient this time. “ass up.”
the two words are enough to make you whimper. you know what’s about to come. the man in front of you has a penchant for ruthlessness. especially when things don’t go his way. and yet the fear in your body feels more like excitement, the ache between your legs superseding every other need, as you lie there for him exactly how he’s asked—face smushed the soft pillows, ass up and your still-clothed pussy in his view, for him to use and abuse as he pleases. 
you know your skirt has ridden up enough that he can see the red thong you’re wearing, perhaps even the damp spot on it. 
“you know why we’re here, sweetheart?” his voice comes from somewhere in the room. perhaps he’s moving, walking around and looking at you from all angles. you wouldn’t know, your eyes are already closed tight, bracing yourself. 
“because the debate—”
“didn’t go so well,” he finishes. suddenly, there’s a hand on your back, undoing the buckles on your bra with deft fingers until it falls off you and onto the bed. cool air brushes against warm skin and goosebumps erupt all over your body. but matty doesn’t stop there.
next him hand moves down to your ass, stroking it. and just when you think he’s about to spank, a tearing sound rips through the room—your tights, now on the floor in tatters. 
“and why didn’t it go well, pet?” he asks, a ghost of a touch against your inner thigh, moving up and up and making it difficult to focus on anything. “cat got your tongue?”
“because—” you whimper, unable to finish because his fingers slide your thong aside at that exact moment, collecting the wetness, brushing against your clit. 
“yes?”
“bec–fuck! um—”
“dumb little slut, aren’t you?” his voice carries a dangerous edge, matty is not to be trifled with tonight and yet you struggle to form a coherent sentence, stuttering the words like a bumbling idiot. “but i didn’t think you were a dumb little slut at work…”
“m’not!” you whine. this little secret aside, both you and he knows that when it comes to work, you’re diligent and focused as a shark, your ruthlessness rivaling that of his. except he’s the shining star. the sun around which everything else revolves.
matty’s hand is back on your thigh, tracing dizzying circles. “i told you i wanted your ideas, didn’t i?”
you swallow. 
that he did. explicitly. not once but twice. 
“and yet you disobeyed me, pet.”
another muffled sound of protest tears out of you but you know there’s no point in arguing with him. telling him that your boss rejected your ideas. you should have been more assertive, more dominating. but you weren’t. and now it’s time to face the music. 
“what should i do first, hmm?” his fingers are back at your entrance, neglecting your clit entirely and spreading your folds for him to see. 
reflexively you try to clench your thighs together, too embarrassed that you’re already so excited, practically dripping onto your thighs but matty is quicker. a sting blooms onto your ass cheek. 
“what did i warn you before, hmm?” you gasp into your pillow, still reeling from the spank, trying to remember his words. “be–be a good pet.”
“and what do good pets do?” you struggle to keep up with his words, too wrapped up with how animalistic his voice sounds, how it reverberates through your entire body. the air whooshes as his hand cuts through it. another spank. another yelp from you. 
“th–they listen.”
“good girl…” his hand caresses the spot again, soothing some of the sting before matty climbs onto the bed. the mattress dips, his fingers are back at your entrance, back to parting your folds and swiping through them lazily as if he has nowhere else to be. as if he has all the time in the world. 
this time you let him, desperately trying to hold yourself up on shaky limbs. 
without warning matty plunges two fingers in. 
“fuck!” it’s more a hiss than an actual word. your entire body zings from the sharpness of it, trying to adjust to the sudden thickness between your legs. matty let’s you breathe through it, gives you a reprieve of just a few seconds, before he’s moving them deeper. 
“colour?” 
“green. green!” 
he chuckles condescendingly, moving his hand and pumping his fingers faster. “so eager for me, such a slut.”
the ring on his middle finger touches your clit over and over again, the cold gem brushing against your heated core, making you hiss and cry. the orgasmic feeling builds deep inside you, slowly spreading through your entire body, taking you higher and higher with each pump for his fingers, each brush against your clit. 
“please mat–sir! please,” you cry out, sobbing almost a damp spot grown on the pillow. you want to cum, want to feel that euphoric high. 
“please what, pet?” he tsks.
“let me cum, please…” 
you expect him to deny it, expect him to turn this into a power play and watch you squirm under him and beg for a release. to your surprise, matty presses a thumb against your clit, uttering just one word—cum. it’s the shock that pushed you over the edge, legs spasming as you gush onto his hand, relishing the way he keeps fucking you through the orgasm, through your chants of oh my god…
and his fingers don’t stop moving. 
instead matty settles behind you, your ass raised up right in his face and presses his tongue against your core, sticking it inide and lapping up your release that has you squirming in place and crying out as the heat bubbles up inside you again. 
the tip of his nose presses between your asscheeks, making you yelp. it’s a new sensation… not one you’ve experienced before. matty only laughs at your reaction. 
“did i startle you, sweetheart?” he speaks right near your entrance, the vibrations from his words building up the familiar feeling once again.
“matty…” you whimper, not even caring that he wouldn’t like that. and his displeasure becomes evident a moment later when you feel a nip at the soft skin of you ass, teeth sinking into your flesh. 
“what are you good for, huh?” he growls, “need me to fuck you into being a good girl?”
“yes…fuck—” whatever you were about to say is cut of by his tongue sliding inside you again, thumb flicking roughly against your clit. with his other arm, matty holds you up, stops you from sinking onto the mattress entirely. 
his tongue and his thumb create a dizzying rhythm, altering pressure against your insides and on your clit until you’re cumming all over his tongue, practically on his face with his lips still attached to your entrace. matty takes it all, lapping up every last drop and holding you by your waist to keep you upright until you’re panting and sobbing, unable to handle the euphoria. 
you get a few moments to breathe in between, just a few seconds to pull yourself back together before his fingers are plunged inside you. the rhythm repeats, cold metal, wam skin, rough thumb, your body that jolts from his electric touches, matty who coaxes another orgasm out of you in minutes. this time his fingers form a v inside you, stretching you out more. 
it hurts at first as your body desperately tries to adjust to it. the sound of his fingers pumping in and out of your wet cunt is too much, the filthy, obscene squelching sounds, that he seems to get off on. 
you bite onto the pillow so hard that it rips. seconds later, matty’s laughter rings out in the room as he realises what you’ve done. 
“look at you, sweetheart,” he taunts, “so feral.” his fingers part inside you again until you are capable of nothing else but screaming his name over and over again, begging for just one more orgasm. another one and the you’ll be satisfied. just one. 
“please, sir,” matty mocks in a high pitched voice, an exaggerated pout on his face. it borders on cruelty. it’s a shame your body confuses humiliation for more pleasure. “made you cum multiple times, wasn’t it enough? greedy cockslut,” he spits. 
you know you’re close to cumming again, waiting for his permission. your body strains from the effort feeling too full. until his fingers slide in deeper and something clicks. 
“go on then,” he grunts again but you already are… 
wet hot liquid gushes all over his hand, practically drenching his face that’s so close to your cunt right as you cum—no, right as you squirt all over him. 
his arm’s not enough to hold you up this time. not that he tries to as you finally fall onto the mattress, trembling and breathing hard. a sharp intake of breath behind you tells you how astonished matty is. 
he recovers quickly, though, flipping you onto your back and then matty’s pulling you up and into his arms…
this is a first. not just the squirting but being held in his arms while you tremble from the aftershocks of the intense orgasm. 
“that was…” he is speechless, you realise. in all your time knowing him, he’s never been speechless. certainly never while stroking your hair after an orgam. 
“such a good little pet,” he mumbles into your hair. “what’s your colour, sweetheart?”
through the haze you try to make sense of what he’s saying. somewhere behind a fog, your mind knows the concept of colours, you know it and yet it takes you a full thirty seconds before you can answer him in a hoarse voice that you barely recognise as your own. 
“green.”
shakily, you try to fumble with his shirt buttons, wanting nothing more than to feel his skin on yours. you need to feel closer to him, to look at him while he’s buried deep inside you. even as you feel like you might float away if he lets go of you, you need him. more that before. 
“hey, hey, hey,” his big hand wraps around your wrist, still wet and sticky from your release but you don’t care. “what are you doing?”
“need you,” you whine. it’s desperate and pathetic. “please, just… need you—”
“fuck, sweetheart,” he curses against your hair, finally letting you undo all his shirt buttons with shaky and unsure hands. matty sits still, letting you take your time. “do you even know what you do to me?” 
you?? to him?? you want to ask if he knows what he does to you. how he has you thinking about him day and night, has you desperately seeking out your pillow on lonely nights, imagining it’s his hand between your thighs, his body weighing heavy on top of yours. 
“let me fuck you, baby.” for the first time, matty’s voice is gentle… the edge of it doesn’t go away though, it’s still there, even if it’s barely noticeable. “been so good for me today. just lie back down and let me make you feel good, sweetheart.”
the words do something funny to your chest, make tingles spread all over your body and you wait for him, lying on your back and desperately clenching around nothing. 
“come back,” you whine, even when he’s hurrying to shed his clothes, to pull your skirt off of you. all in all it takes him a minute to be back between your legs, his hard cock pressed against you and making your hiss, but your body feels cold from the absence of his body heat. 
“my needy little thing,” he murmurs. even when he seems tender, his particular desire to torture you stays. 
matty doesn’t enter you just yet, still keeping his fingers on your clit, drawing figures of eight on it until your mind is floating, your body loose and completely malleable in his hands. you barely even have the energy to open your eyes and look at him, at his curls plastered to his forehead. 
“i ne–need you,” you cry out again, getting squirmy and desperate, writhing beneath his touch. he doesn’t oblige, he just keeps building up another orgasm in you. even when you’re getting too sensitive to his touch. 
“you’re my little toy, aren’t you?” his words keep falling onto your ears from all sides, nothing compared to the haze of ecstasy you’re in. “cum for me again, baby. just one more time and then i’m yours. then i’ll do whatever you want.”
you know better than to trust his promises. 
outside of this bedroom, his entire job hinges on his ability to get people to believe in his promises. to fall for his sweet words. 
and what had he called you before? a dumb little slut? because he might as well be right. 
within minutes you’re falling apart around his fingers again. you have no control of your body anymore, no control over your orgasms. all you can to is cling onto him, wrap your legs around his waist to keep him close. to keep holding onto the last thread of your sanity. 
“there you go,” he breathing onto your skin before you’re even done coming down from your high, sliding inside you before you can catch your breath. 
it’s maddening in the best of ways—to be so full of him that you forget about your own existence. 
“matty…”
“sound so sweet when you say my name like that, baby.” his voice comes from somewhere on top of you. he’s bottomed out now, hard and thick and filling you in so much more than his fingers did. 
the soft sheets of the bed rustle against your skin as he moves—slow at first and only ramping up at the pace when you nod at him and squeeze him between your legs. 
your long nails dig deep into his shoulders, sinking into his skin and leaving scratches all over his unmarred skin but you need to hold onto something. his cock hitting that spot deep inside you feels too good. his hips ramming into yours has you on the edge so much quicker that you can ever imagine. you aren’t going to last much longer and matty’s only just getting started. 
“look at you,” he tuts, “fucked dumb and practically drooling onto your chin. is that what my cock does to you, hmm?”
you nod like a puppet on a string. a whine builds deep in your chest and each of his movements has you clawing his back. matty takes it all—the pain from your sharp nails, you clenching tightly around him over and over again, squeezing his body between your thighs. 
his hips ram against yours, body tensing the more he moves, stomach muscles pulled taut. 
“fuck,” he grunts, “‘m close, sweetheart, gonna cum inside you, okay? gonna pump you full of my cum.”
“ye–yes, ‘m close too, shit, so–so—”
matty shushes, sparing you the effort of constructing an entire sentence. he’s twitching inside you, moving in an erratic rhythm. sweat drips off him and onto your chest. and it’s the one particularly hard thrust that gets you before you’re clenching around him tightly, cumming with everything left in you, dizzy and disoriented. 
that must have pushed him over the edge too because you feel something warm and thick filling you up, dripping down your thighs. his arms shake with the effort of holding him up on top of you but you’re too far gone to care. too far gone to even relish in the groans that echo around you. all you can do is quietly whimper his name and hold onto him tightly, to keep him inside you, close to you for as long as possible. 
exhaustion weighs on you like a tonne of bricks. if only you could close your eyes for a second…
“hey!” matty sharp voice jerks you out of your thought. 
“tired…” is all you manage to say. but a moment later he’s pulling out of you. the emptiness you feel has you whining softly, barely even paying attention as matty dips his mouth between your legs again. 
“lemme clean you up, pet,” he whispers, tongue already on your thigh, “been so good to me today, let me clean you up. then you can sleep.”
you’re fairly certain you give him a nod, writhing under him as matty proceeds to clean between your legs with his mouth, both yours and his release now coating his tongue. but you hiss in pain when his tongue makes contact with your clit again. your eyes well up. this time, they’re not tears of pleasure.  
you gather up all your strength or whatever’s left of it to clench your thighs shut. “yellow, matty, please… please.”
in an instant, he moves away, shushing you while stroking your head. “it’s done, baby, no more. i promise.” 
his voice sounds firm and you have a vague memory of the feeling of a wet cloth between your legs some time later. all you know is he’s there, pressing a glass of cold water to your lips, urging you to drink from it. all you remember is him ringing up room service to order some food. and then the feeling of being pulled into someone’s arms. 
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toomuchracket · 1 year
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masterlist
in chronological order within their au
the birthday party series (matty x reader)
all i want for christmas - fluffy, pre-dating, part of christmas75 2023
the birthday party - fluffy
the birthday (after)party - fluffy, smutty
pregnancy scare [blurb] - fluffy
queen of hearts - fluffy, part of valentine's week 2024
bday girl [drabble fic] - fluffy, suggested smut, part of The Birthday Party Project
costumes - smutty (quite!), fluffy, part of promptober75 2023
it's only been a year - fluffy
all those dreams where you're my wife - fluffy
scary movies - fluffy, suggested smut, part of promptober75 2023
you would cook, i'd do the nappies - smutty, fluffy
hot chocolate - fluffy, one mention of smut, established family, part of promptober75 2023
halloween - fluffy, established family, part of promptober75 2023
instagram au
flatmate!matty x reader
lore blurb: condom-gate (smut, fluff)
falling for you - fluffy, a teensy bit angsty, pre-relationship and pre-flatmates part of promptober75 2023
i'll do anything that you wanna - fluffy, pre-relationship
and this is how it starts - smutty, fluffy, in-relationship (day 1 of being together!!)
bonfires - fluffy, mentions of smut, in-relationship, part of promptober75 2023
promises to keep - fluffy, in relationship, part of valentine's week 2024
bday boy [drabble fic] - fluffy, suggested smut, in-relationship, part of The Birthday Party Project
snowed in - fluffy, suggested smut, part of christmas75 2023
dad!matty x reader (continuation of flatmate!universe, but can be read separately)
i'd rather jump in your bones - smutty, fluffy, parents-to-be
when i found you, much younger than you are now [drabble fic] - fluffy, includes a flatmate!matty section, ten years of self-titled focus
autumn mornings - smutty, fluffy, part of promptober75 2023
birthday surprise - fluffy, part of matty35/the birthday party project 2024
d word [daddy] matty x reader
lore blurb: introduction of d word (smut, fluff, weed lol)
meet cute - fluffy, pre-relationship, part of promptober75 2023
birthday wish - fluffy, pre-relationship, part of matty35/the birthday party project 2024
keep dreaming - smutty, solo matty, pre-relationship
home for christmas - fluffy, pre-relationship, part of christmas75 2023
candlelight - smutty (extremely it's their first time fucking), established relationship, part of promptober75 2023
i've been dying to meet you [drabble fic] - fluffy, established relationship
stupid cupid - fluffy, mentions of smut, established relationship, part of valentine's week 2024
drunk in love - smutty, fluffy
gone four weeks [drabble fic] / part 2 / part 3 - angsty, non-canon
totally wrecked - smutty (like honestly filthy), established relationship
on the bed in my room - smutty (filthy. the filthiest thing on here, actually), slightly fluffy, established relationship
you're the only thing that's going on in my mind - smutty (so smutty), mean dom matty, established relationship, pregnant reader
in front of a mirror - fluffy, established relationship, established family, part of promptober75 2023
politician matty x reader
and america likes me - smutty (quite!), established relationship
office nerd matty x reader
the if you're too shy series - part 1 (fluffy), part 2 (fluffy), part 3 (smutty, fluffy)
birthday sleepover - smutty, fluffy, part of matty35/the birthday party project 2024
matty x reader
sneaking out - smutty, slightly angsty, fwb reunion, part of promptober75 2023
dad!ross x reader
happiness - fluffy
black cat - fluffy, part of promptober75 2023
secret admirer - fluffy, part of valentine's week 2024
ross x shy gf!reader
elope with me - fluffy, part of promptober75 2023
dearly beloved - fluffy, part of valentine's week 2024
ross x girlband gf!reader
sweet touches - fluffy, ever so slightly angsty, part of promptober75 2023
my whole life, waiting for you / part 2 - angsty, fluffy
lovers' quarrel - angsty, fluffy ending, part of valentine's week 2024
sweetheart!george x reader (end of high school au)
stress relief - fluffy, in-relationship, part of promptober75 2023
love potion - fluffy, suggested smut, part of valentine's week 2024
george x reader
dancing like she way out - smutty
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tennessoui · 1 year
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this has stayed in my brain for like 2 weeks: au where obi-wan gets fed up with the city council because he keeps writing them asking them to fill this pothole on his street that he hates driving around and they keep not doing it so he decides to run for city council himself on the sole platform of if he’s elected he’s going to fucking fix that fucking pothole.
and he wins because he is very charming and not a lot of people vote anyway, and he fills in his pothole and then next election cycle, he’s planning to let someone else win so he doesn’t have to be on the city council anymore because he actually hates local politics.
only there’s this asshole in university who decides to run obi-wan’s re-election campaign because he’s trying to sleep with a political science TA and he thinks she’ll be impressed if he shows an interest in local politics by doing some grassroots voting door to door work for his community service credits…..and he chooses obi-wan to support at random and very nonconsensually
so anakin skywalker becomes the bane of obi-wan kenobi’s existence. obi-wan kenobi becomes the focus of anakin’s.
(obi-wan also becomes an elected official again, mostly because of the bored housewives vote.)
(obi-wan blames this on the fact that while anakin is a very horny intense nineteen year old, he’s also surprisingly effective with his big wet eyes and his obscenely pink lips. anakin blames this on the televised debates he scheduled between obi-wan and fellow councilor maul, where obi-wan’s eyebrows are drawn and he looks furious and his shirtsleeves are rolled up to his elbows, exposing his very nicely defined forearms.)
(they fuck about it.)
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faetreides · 1 month
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you know the first verse in 'get him back' by olivia rodrigo? (he was so much fun and he had such weird friends / and he would take us out to parties and the night would never end / another song, another club, another bar, another dance and when he'd say something wrong he'd just fly me to france!) that's soooo modern!coryo to me
speaking of a break up song, would you ever write a break up fantasy with modern coryo? I love break up fantasies hehe
NO WAIT THAT’S SO HIM! like i love olivia and that is the vision i have for him at the end of the day. I’m adding it to the playlist.
That’s a tough question because given how hard he is to get away from in canon if he wanted you, it’s just difficult for me to imagine a scenario in which you break up and he doesn’t immediately pull a murder-suicide /J. I think the idea of a break up is so vague too, but in my head a breakup would only happen because the reader wanted it; due to either feeling like the worlds they come from are too different or still having a “fuck boy” image of Coryo & not really trusting him to be different. It would have to be over text when he has a family obligation (helping his grandmother, going to public appearances with his father, shaking the hands of whatever voter demographic they’re trying to target and breaking a bottle of champagne on a yacht idk).
It’d be a gamble, family stuff always winds him up but you can’t see a better time for you to do it. So you shakily type out a flimsy text and block him on everything including spotify, a nasty surprise for him to find when he has access to his phone again. You’d have to request to change the locks on your dorm room door but you’re all out of luck after that bc you have nowhere else to go. He’ll wait you out like a snake slowly slithering through the grass until its prey makes even a single tiny mistake. The head of blonde curls in the distance outside of your window won’t go away, and suddenly you’re in a not so cheesy psycho thriller.
So ultimately, i think that i wouldn’t be opposed to it but i don’t have a clear picture in my head.
I love them too though, the drama of it all is very appealing but realistically Coryo would only give you the one shot at playing pretend and then that’d be it.
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International Rabbit Day & Dogs in Politics Day & National Singles’ Day
In a world where people have animalistic traits, there is biases and hierarchy, and most dog traited people, due to their charisma and positive opinions on dogs, go into politics. Person A is one such dog traited candidate, who has Person B working as their secretary/errand person, and who is rabbit traited. Person A can’t do anything to tarnish their reputation while in the running, but is struggling with their feelings for the efficient and dedicated Person B.
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sukea69 · 10 months
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I still haven't decided what jobs they have in politician au but I do kno:
- Hashirama's idea of ideal staff bonding is to take everyone bouldering
- Mito wanted to do pole dance and then hashirama wanted to come and then they both dragged tobirama along. Now you can find MP hashirama, his wife, and his brother/PA at the local pole fitness class every Wednesday evening
- Tobirama bikes into work every day and changes in the toilet. He also does pilates
- Hashirama's social life is so fucking full. He's booked out for months in advance. Also he has a little garden in his house that he loves. He gives out some of the food he grows at the local farmers market
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maulfucker · 7 months
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Yeah yeah jedi Maul au we've all seen him. But what about senator Maul au. Representing Dathomir, a neutral world like Mandalore that is still somewhat hostile to outsiders. Wearing fancy clothes that show a bit too much skin for the cold climate of Coruscant. Falling in hate at first sight with Padmé, the only other senator who brings a gun to the senate floor "just in case". The two of them having a weird rivalry because Maul doesn't trust the Jedi and is neutral in a lot of subjects that Padmé is a vocal defender of.
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