so ready for d-word ttpd angst

hate to break it to you but it's not happening anytime soon babies i'm working on other stuff first

baba girl and i have literally had the laziest day ever. never changed out of our pajamas and have literally snuggled on either the couch or my bed all day. her ear infection seems to be gone. weve got an appointment on monday to check, its bath day for baba which she is starting to love as long as i have the boys playing, she honestly prefers for me to shower and hold her but she shit up her back and in her hair again about five minutes ago so. shes getting a bath this time because its easier to wash her hair that way, we finally have a solid routine going so after bath she nurses and goes down to bed and then i get peace and a small glass of wine because she sleeps for 3 and a half hours so when she wakes to nurse theres no alcohol in my milk a win is a win

enjoying baths with music playing she's so me. glad things are settling!! <3

btw is anyone watching heartbreak high (the reboot) on netflix i'm weirdly obsessed. those youths are giving me mad anxiety but i cannot stop watching (i watched s1 in 3 days and am on s2e1 now)

Mads how would birthday!reader react to the clip of Matty in the influencers video? i feel like there’s some good meme potential from her side

you repost to your story like "she looks fantastic but what the fuck is that coffee-carrying cryptid that appears a little while in. sleep paralysis demon fr" and then the rest of the day your story is just the same screenshot of matty from the vid with varying meme captions - his favourite (begrudging favourite, i may add) is when you likened it to the ben affleck exasperation memes lmfao, but you're proud of the "me having a nice day/goodreads one star review of the new book" tagged on the girl and matty respectively lol. any chance to meme matty, you'll take. mother fr

imagining flatmate having to basically swim over a sea of his tiny look a-likes to kiss his wife has really done a number on me and my thoughts for the rest of the day so thanks for that

the mental image of him weaving his way through daughters with crazy curls trying to get his attention and attempting to lean into his wife for a kiss without the baby grabbing his face is just the best lmfao i had to share!! and then once he's kissed you he just plops down next to you and opens his arms and lets the older girls all but leap onto him so you can all have a big group hug <3 he loves his girls so much!!

i had a crippling redbull addiction and so the caffeine doesnt do shit for me anymore. sad times

damn that sucks

boughjt vodka and redbull and i have white claws. wishiing i had wine 😔

omg i cannot do vodka redbull i literally end up bouncing off the walls lmfao. might have a vodka cran later though

matty fully ran into the living room earlier and nudged several tiny girls out of the way just so he could smooch you and be like "a decade since our first kiss teehee i love you so much" and then was lowkey crestfallen when you were like "baby i love you so much too but... it's only ten years since the video was released, not since we filmed it" - he was literally like "NO i missed the first kiss anniversary???? gutted" lol bless him. but he perked up when you were like "well you kiss me every day so technically we didn't not celebrate it on the actual day", and then he got to not only kiss you but kiss your babies too, the best reminder of how things have progressed so well for you both in the past decade. v cute <3

ten years of robbers vid flatmate au national holiday

@anyone hating on Halla, please leave her alone, stop going to her blog to send her hate because you're fucking stupid and you think "it's fun" to harass her. I'm tired of opening Tumblr and seeing some idiot hate on my friend just for existing, she's the sweetest person I've ever met and she doesn't deserve any of this bullshit.

currently debating if i want to get white claw drunk or not wbu

getting rosé drunk even though i do not vibe with that kinda wine. like either be red or white pick a struggle smh

tmr has been DEAD today and lowkey for ages i'm in my flop era so i shall be productive and plan/write more office nerd fluff. meeting his family? i think so

If i steal my office nerd’s ex, I’ll fucking die because I am bi. that’s just karma. I’m at brunch with her now & she’s so cute, I’m mad he cheated on her with me cuz… she’s not only out of his league I feel like she’s out of mine AHHHH

I’ve also had like five mimosas

omg imagine u guys ran into him while u were on a date lol

bored af what's up lol

new girl writers clocked taylor with her dialogue in that one episode i fear. "i'm so lonely without you i lie awake at night and i just write in my journal"?? ok tortured poet i see you

Office nerd girl irl here

So I msgd his gf about everything, they broke up, now her & I are going to brunch today

so you know what? Men are nothing, girls are forever

date her instead we need a tmr gay arc

ten years of robbers vid flatmate au national holiday

just clocked the fact Alex and Keir exist in the same universe (99% sure anyway). dad Matty stuff is usually always girls (which I LOVE) but r there any boy dad concepts u wanna chat about? Thinking about Ross and Matty taking their sons somewhere together… taking photos of them with their guitars/ making them go as them for Halloween (Alex in a little leather jacket. And it works that keir is older because height looks right lol)

yes!! i mean, taking them to the football together is obvious, but it's such a cute thought that i can't not talk about it - the kids bundled up in their little jackets just so excited to be in the stadium, watching intently and whispering to each other during the game, their dads beaming at how sweet it is... love. also alex when he's like three just falling asleep sitting next to keir on the sofa and everyone being like Wow this is like satvb all over again lmfao. and at the point in time where matty straight up half-shaves alex's hair so he can dress up as 2013 him (there's a blurb somewhere let me look), he def convinces ross to put keir in a black hoodie and take pics with alex for halloween lol - this is like the funniest thing ever to all of them, and mrs mac is especially freaked out at how much alex looks like his dad, very "matthew. i do love my nephew. but i CANNOT deal with another you i swear to god" lmao. as they get older, i reckon ross and matty teach the boys how to skateboard, meeting up at the weekends to practice (and give the girls some peace lmfao), and tbh i also think that alex and keir are just always at each other's houses anyway, playing video games and accidentally being called matty or ross because they just look and act like their dads so much lol. v cute <3