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Imagine being Lucifer's older sibling
Like, you're a Cherubim (cause some Cherubs have different roles so you would be way stronger and better than the ones in Helluva Boss) who's been kinda kept from present-day news cause you've been chilling in the Garden of Eden protecting the Tree of Life and training other Cherubs
Then Emily invites you to Charlie's meeting as a council member and you go but you have no idea what this meeting is about so other council members have to constantly be keeping you up to date on what everyone is talking about DURING the meeting
"Ok, so that's Charlie Morningstar-"
"Morningstar?"
"And her girlfriend, Vaggie. An ex-exorcist-"
"An ex-exorc-What??"
"And they're here to prove sinners can be redeemed-"
"Ok...But why is everyone singing???"
"Well-"
"And is that the fucking first man????"
And you'd have to have Hell and Lucifer and Lilith and Eve and Adam all explained to you but all you really hear is that you have a niece that you never knew about
So you go down to Hell just to meet Charlie and see Lucifer. And Charlie gets all excited to have an unfallen angel on their side so she explains the hotel to you but Lucifer would be showing you all his ducks at the exact same time-
Even though you were kept from any news outside of the Garden of Eden to keep you from being unjust, I like to imagine that you have the most Deadpool personality of all time
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tami-ko-bunny · 3 months
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time....
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sillyunknownkitkat · 5 months
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Undertale, Underswap, and underfell brothers react to a reader (platonic or not) that is hyper sexual
Minor dni pls, vague nsfw under the cut and sentive topics
No dni banner because there's nothing really explicit but it's implied
Undertale :
Sans
He noticed slight changes in your attitude before your crisis started. You were getting more and more bold, which is quite unusual for you.
Sans was worried for the few day you disappeared but understood that you may not want him to know about your problems. It didn't make him any less curious though.
It was a week after your first "symptoms" that he really got worried. So he went to your hiding place to confront you about it.
"Knock knock" Sans said, standing right in front of the bedroom's door.
"Sans?" You asked surprised and a bit panicked.
"S'not how the joke goes, kid. Knock knock." His tone wasn't particularly harsh, but he made it clear that he wasn't leaving. He used a tone that you had learned to interpret since knowing him.
"Who's there?" You said recluantly, you didn't want anyone to know about your bad habits
"Will." You thought for a bit, trying to guess the end of the joke but couldn't figure it out with your head still full of what's currently going on
"Will who?" Sans smiles a bit. Even in bad times, he still likes his jokes. It helps him relax a little.
"Will you open the door so we can talk face to face?"
So after putting on a sweatshirt and pyjama's pants, you get up and open the door.
"Hey.." You look down at his slippers.
"Hey, how 'bout we sit down and talk a bit, mh? M'not upset with you, just worried."
After you both settle down on the bed, you bring your knees to your chest and wait for him to start talking.
"Soooo, what's up, kiddo?"
Yeah... This is awkward for the both of you
So after you explained the things you were doing and how you felt while he patiently listened, he just asked you one thing.
"Is it because of a traumatic event you've been through?"
Now I let you decide what happened or not because everyone is different, but let's just say that if a person did something to make you feel that way, they're going to have a not so friendly chat with Sans.
Papyrus
Now, this cutie definitely didn't wait to ask you what was going on. I imagine him being autistic
So, while our pretty boy is definitely not stupid, I like to think he still struggles a bit with social clues. This means that he did ask you as soon as he noticed, but it might have taken quite a while.
Now, we all now Sans almost canonically struggles with depression so Paps can definitely help you a bit.
So, since no one can resist that cool face, you explained what was going on and let me tell you... That man was upset! Not at you but at the fact that you felt that way and he couldn't do anything about it. Not that it was his fault, but yk (* ̄∇ ̄)ノ
Now he spent days telling you how amazing you were, how he loved you (platonically or not *wink wink*), and trying to get you attention on something else than your problem so you'd feel better.
Because you do. Not "maybe", you do 😭🔫😾
The cat is me, obviously 🙄
Underswap :
Blue (sans)
Might get hate on this one, but I think he struggles with hypersexuality too. I don't remember who's Au's it is, but there is one where he's popular on Instagram and where he's close friend with Viper (sf sans from that au which I use). So he knew what was going on before you told him.
Bb explained that he was like that, too, so you guys took care of each other :3
Like getting in comfy clothes, cooking a bit, cuddling, watching a movie, ... whatever you want!
And like spa treatments to echother too!
I'll probably write a part two for him in the future because, like this scenario + him, it's just ✨️perfect✨️
Stretch (us papyrus)
Even tho he's younger than blue, he still took care of his brother and therefore knew what was going on too. So when he sees you, he just picks you up with his magic, drags you to the couch, and pretty much instantly falls asleep on you. Well, he's not really sleeping, but you don't know that.
After a while, you start to cry silently because you feel kind of disgusting. Stretch cling to you a tiny bit harder and starts to purr "in his sleep" to try and console you.
Yes, skeletons purr, don't ask me why or how.
Anyway, after a while of being soothed, you fall asleep, and Stretch is smiling like an idiot because he managed to help you even the tiniest bit.
After both of you wake up, he goes to ask Blue what he can do to help you and apply with the wtv he tells him.
Blue might even join to talk to you a bit :)
Underfell :
Red (uf sans)
He knew what was going on but didn't want to bother you with it. The man already knows how hard it is when you're going through tough times.
So he kinda let you be but sometimes he comes buy and offer you to do some things.
It's not in a really nice way but not rude either, just a bit rough, I guess
He was like, "How 'bout you do something instead of just lying there, huh?"
He is not an asshole. He just grew up in a difficult world and therefore kinda has a stick stuck up in his non-existent ass.
If you don't move, he'll literally drag you out of bed and sit you on the couch with a movie already picked paused on the TV.
If you talk about it, he'll listen and suggest things that might help you, but if you don't, he'll do whatever he can while being "subtle."
Edge (uf papyrus)
He catched you crying when he opened the door of your bedroom to ask you to come downstairs since dinner was ready. Now Edge is by no means a cruel person, but he had to do things to survive in the underground. I like to think that when they all got out, he and Red cut links with most of the other monsters.
So now he got quite a lot softer, but it's still Edge, so don't expect too much.
He sat down next to you and brung a hand to your back (a bit awkwardly, but the man is learning people)
"I'M HERE IF YOU NEED TO TALK." he told you in the softest voice he could manage to get out (it wasn't soft, but since you know him and how he talked you understood that he was trying)
Same as his brother, if you talk, he'll listen, but he might be a bit more insistant with his advice. Again, not in a rude way, just in his way of saying thing.
If you don't, he'll probably get a little offended that you don't trust him even after he tried his best to be soft but still understands why you may not want to talk about your problems.
Not verified afterwards, sorry ;^;
So this is it :) it's a bit shitty ngl but I tried my best.
Kinda self indulge, honestly, but I'm better now so dw
If you have a similar problem or even another one, my dm's are opened, don't stay alone in your misery.
I might not answer right away (I live in Western Europe), but I will as soon as I can
Have a good day/night, and be safe, everyone. <3
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miakate-writes · 3 months
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I’m not sure if prompts are still open, but if they are, how about pining/unreciprocated?
Pining x unreciprocated prompts 🥀🫀
the saddest trope in my opinion
A has loved B for years, B knows that
B tries to distance themself so they don't accidentally lead A on, they don't want to be the asshole
A keeps attaching themselves to B at every opportunity they can, but B is just trying to seem mildly uninterested
B knows how much A likes them and it almost breaks their heart bc B doesn’t know why they don’t like A back
they want to like A back, but they just can’t
A isn’t a bad person, don’t get me wrong, B just doesn’t like them, it’s as simple as that
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interdimensionalvoid · 9 months
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OC ask meme!
1. What is their opinion of themselves/self image and esteem? How has this changed throughout their life?
2. What is their happiest memory?
3. What is an experience that changed their outlook on their life?
4. What was their dream job when they were younger? Did they get it?
5. Are they physically affectionate?
6. How would you describe them in one word?
7. Are they an optimist, pessimist, or realist? Why?
8. What is their favorite item? Why is it their favorite?
9. What is their favorite costume/cosplay they’ve had?
10. What gets them out of bed every morning?
11. What is their favorite memory? Why is it their favorite?
12. What is their least favorite memory? Why is it their least favorite?
13. What is the first thing people notice about them?
14. Is their stress response fight, flight, or freeze?
15. What is their biggest regret? Why?
16. What would they say to their past self? When would they go to? Why?
17. Do they have any unique marks or scars?
18. If they do, do they hide them? What is their opinion on them?
19. What is something that they almost always wear?
20. Are they right handed, left handed, or ambidextrous?
21. Would they wear socks with sandals or do they consider that a crime against humanity?
22. Do they like pineapple on pizza?
23. Do they use petnames? Do they find them obnoxious?
24. Most traumatic memory?
25. Would they die for someone they love?
26. Are they an early, late, or on time person?
27. Are they good at taking care of themselves?
28. What is their opinion on hospitals? Do they have any experiences involving them?
29. Do they befriend people easily or are they a loner?
40. Do they wear/like makeup?
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o-i-w-u · 2 months
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pssst... you guys should ask questions about my au because i'm bad at sharing things unless provoked, n' i think this thing is nifty and i should totally share with the class
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(i'm tired and its late sorry if this post makes no sense whatsoever lmfao)
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t1redbitxh · 5 days
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Me?! Writing for Paige, Caitlin, AND Nika?!?! Never!! But being fr tho my gay ass is probably gonna start writing about these fine ass women .
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Guys I am celebrating 420 so pls pls pls send me asks to answer when I get back!!!
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pleasehelpmeimfying · 2 months
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Giving yall limited ideas like how im caged in the mindless pit of nothingness.
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I DIDNT REALIZE I PICKED A WEEK FOR THE TIME LIMIT. 💀
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cult-of-the-eye · 4 months
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depression hit and now its time to project my issues on to a one Martin K Blackwood
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sillyunknownkitkat · 5 months
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Could you write some headcanons about Leon Kennedy being the reader's older brother? Thanks.
Of course, you didn't specify any gender so I'll make it gender neutral :) I hope it's okay. If not, I can edit this post
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Leon S. Kennedy + younger sibling reader
So when I read the ask, I immediately imagined this : "Akward Siblings Hug"
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You're probably only a year or two younger. After all, he has to leave you alone quite a lot, so you can't be too young
I think Leon would be a bit awkward but still very nice and protective of you
He supports you the best he can in every thing you want
Unless it's working the same job as him, he can't bear to see you end up like him
It's pretty much obvious that he has problems with drinking. He tries really hard to stop for you but alcohol is one of the worst addiction
He feels awful when he drinks
God forbid if someone hurts you, no matter if it's emotionally or physically ofc
The man has contacts (he told me)
And it's a bit unrelated but ⫷ U̲n̲c̲l̲e̲ ̲C̲h̲r̲i̲s̲ ⫸
Now I know you asked for headcanons, but I have a little drabble in mind based on a scene for "The Purge, American Nightmare"
Everything has been hard since the racoon city disaster. It's only been the both of you for a while now, Leon just got out of school. That's when you guys had one of the worst arguments ever.
"So you're going to leave me like everyone does!"
"___ please, listen to me..."
"No! Go, I know you don't want to stay!"
"C'mon, that's not true, and you know it. I need to get this job for us. For you! I'll be able to protect you!"
"You're already protecting me," you said, tears running down your cheeks
"___ you don't understand." He gave you a harsh look
You scoff and roll your eyes. "Of course I don't"
"I'm leaving whether you like it or not!"
And with that, he left you in an empty house. Heartbroken by what just happened.
What you didn't know was that as soon as he closed the door, he was himself crying. But he had to leave. To protect you.
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First request ever yay!
I'm so sorry, this is bad. Hopefully, I'll get better over time (^_^;)
Might do a part two, the overall idea really please me :)
Have a good day/night and be safe everyone
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littlestarbutters · 2 months
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CATS CATS CATS
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HEYA GUYS!! >_< you see that silly up top? well you guys get to lend him a name!!! and he is up for ask!!
for example you can ask /make him be in a humanoid form!!
or make me give him a friend!!!
the options are endless!!
PLS REPOST I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE
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slutcoresblog · 2 months
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Pls message me or send anons it turns me on so much
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whereissmajor · 15 days
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smajor is asking you to send more suggestions!
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veysxrge · 19 days
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so i'm a liar
i'm in the process of writing a jatp fic, at like 2.5kish words, planning to have way more :p
i did it :D
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