#please I need to know what the fuck is up with him ahahhaha
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Wjejehhwjejfjwjhwhejd wait wtf is going on with Oli London?? Last time I checked he (she..?) identified as a Korean woman/woman of color and now he's apparently a man again and has become some sort of conservative "politician"??¿? I neeeeedddd to knowww was he a conservative troll all along or is he a performance artist or is he just severely mentally ill what is happening sjdhfjdkdjfjjffj
#Saw someone say he's like a male trisha paytas and yeah same energy lmaoo#please I need to know what the fuck is up with him ahahhaha#Im kinda starting to believe he's a performance artist who put his entire pussy into the bit???????????????????#Ive probably said it before but im gonna say it this man needs to be studied#what is his problem omgfbsjdhdh#Ksnskskdbdb im sorry i cant get over this#Its so funny wtf#Noo im learning towards the most committed troll ever#i gotta say#I love to hate this man
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Too tight for the three of us
Pairing: idol!Chan x fem!reader x idol!changbin
this is not what your dirty mind is thinking trust me
Genre: crack!!
Warnings: swear words
word count: 2584
Author note: I got the inspo by this episode of the two kids show, I don't know the exact minutes but basically there's a part where Chan says that Changbin is so clingy (said by the clingiest person ever) because he likes him so much, and sometimes it happens that Binnie goes into Chans room (😭) while he's sleeping and snuggles in and acts cute, so basically the cuddles together.
So this is where it come from, I hope you like it, byeeeeee
i was in a rush, so it's not proof read
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I’m so insicure about my English, as I said it’s not my first language and I’m always scared to make mistakes or stuff like that, so if you find mistakes please let me know, I’ll be thankful and also my English will improve!
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as always requests are open💛!
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"Chris, can you move little please?"
you whispers pushing his back away from you, you love cuddling with your boyfriend but this is way too much, he's squeezing you against the wall and he's so warm that you're starting to sweat, and you hate to sweat in bed because you're going to be cold in the morning.
"it's not me, it's changbin"
he says in a sleepy voice
"what do you mean it's changbin?"
"leave him here, he needs cuddles"
he whispers
"what? wait"
you say searching for the light switch, when you find it the room lights up enough to see two bodies in the bed that normally you share just with your boyfriend.
"what the fuck"
you say
"no swear words in my bed"
changbin says
"uhh excuse me? this is my, I mean our bed"
"more specific it's our boyfriend's bed"
changbin says turning towards you
"yeah you're righ- wait did you just said OUR boyfriend?"
you say
"yes, he's MY boyfriend, you're just MY boyfriends girlfriend"
"i am too stunned to speak honestly"
you say trying to keep a serious face because this situation is hilarious
"now turn off the light, I need to sleep and cuddles"
"you have a girlfriend"
you point out
"she's not here"
"oh my god changbin, at least move a little so I can sleep too"
"I'm close enough to channie"
"yeah but what about me? where do I sleep?"
"not my bed not my problem"
he says shrugging his shoulders
"chan stop laughing and help me? this is not funny, what if I was naked"
you say to your boyfriend, but he's laughing so hard that both of his arms are on his stomach
"I checked before coming in, no clothes on the floor so, I was free to come in here"
"God Changbin, moooove"
you push his back again
"shhhh I'm trying to sleep y/n"
"chan?"
you call your boyfriend again but he's still laughing at this weird situation
"I'm going to sleep on the couch, this is way too tight for the three of us"
"babe-ahahhaha-wa-ahhaahahah-wait-stay ahahahaha"
he tries to say
"babe, seriously stay here changbin and I can cuddle tomorrow"
"oh no - you steal your pillow, where changbin head is resting - cuddle with your boyfriend I'll sleep on the couch"
you get up
"enjoy your cuddles bitch"
you say looking at Changbin
"and you -you point your finger at Chan- no cunt for two weeks"
he stops laughing
"wait what you mean no cunt for two weeks"
he asks in a desperate tone
"I said what I said, good night"
you would pay gold to take a picture at chan's face right, but you know that after this and the sweet revenge, he'll never allow changbin in your bed ever again when you sleep over.
#skz#stray kids#bang chan#bang chan x reader#skz scenarios#changbin#bang chan fanfic#changbing scenarios#changbin and bangchan#skz crack#binchan#3racha
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Sibibaby what the hell??? Wtf is this? 😭😭😭 i read it 3 times already and zero joke i cried like a baby…
1- ‘You know by now, because you are the only person Yoongi sleeps next to. You know by now, because you are the only person to know how his body feels naked.’ THIS !!!! ‘he loves to be the little spoon and that he sulks when you get up for pee breaks and that he also loves hiding his face in your chest when he gets flustered.’ AND THIS!! Gosh you’re trying to kill me right? (I’m also like ‘he sulks when she get up for a pee break’ no my chicken tenders baby 🥺🥺) oh my heartu 🥺
2- He was so gentle with her even he’s so hurt omg i love and want to protect my yoongi boongie 🥺🥺🩵 That bath scene broke my heart gosh he cried while bathing her 😭
3- geez how dare they come!!!!! Taehyung you punk did you ever think about your darling?? worry for your girlfriend you little bastard ??? Omg i’m sooo mad at them how dare they????
4- Hell yes when Yoongi said ‘Sit. Now.’ And when he picks up the knife i was like ‘hellllllll yeah yoongi take our revenge i’m so mad’!! Like yeah we’re ofc against the violence irl but let me live in fantasy just once 😭
5- Actually i feel so relieved thanks to Yoongi 😇 That taehyung biatch and j*min biatch deserved it (deserve his rage) 😌 And umm excuse me but hot?? When Yoongi went on full vampire mod?? Yes Master.
6- Okay i know Jimin is manipulating Taehyung but gosh Tae you’re 800 something old years old omg you’re not an innocent child…use your brain dude use it 😡
7- Sooo Yoongi knows the Jimin incident…partly…but he doesn’t know that he forced her 🤐 (Will he learn about that Sibibaby?? He needs to knoooowwww 🥺)
8- He brings her a 🍁 🥺🥺🥺
9- i feel oc’s sadness so much gosh you have no idea 😭 when she said ‘i want to die’ i felt in in my heart and cried so much oh my baby deserves the world beside yoongi 🥺 please be happy my baby
10- The detail…he acted strong for her but as soon as she sleeps…he cried again and my heart broke again and again… it’s going to pass for both of us 😭🥺🥺🥺 my babies
11- He noticed that she doesn’t wear her ring anymore!! Okay is this ring thing going to be a problem or a big thing or are we just overreacting?? Like will Yoongi think ; ‘she doesn’t wear her ring so it maybe started with her consent but after some point Taehyung control her mind?’ Omg am I overthinking rn???
THEIR CONNECTION!!!! I AM BITING MY OWN FUCKING HAND 😭
the bath scene no fucking joke ripped me apart like holy fuck. The fact that he wet her by scooping up the water and spreading it through gentle touches AND THAT HE DID ALL OF THAT EVEN IF HE WAS CRYING I'M GONNA FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING AND BY THAT I MEAN MY HEART
ruuuuhu samememe omfmg samemme
Yoongi was fufcking hot fajdjf he is legit always so hot when he shows glimpses of his Creator side liKE FNDFNN
ahahhaha "yes master" JFAJDJ MOOD FAHHAHAHA
RIGHT??? I like that you say that. it's like my dude you can only hide behind your "naivity" for that long before it just turns into excuses
he will learn about it, I just won't tell when and how ohoohoh
A LEAF!!!! IF UCKING LFEAF!!!FAE
she deserves the fucking world no fucking joke. I wanna fucking protect her so bad 😭😭
this part broke me. the fact that he waited until she was asleep just to instantly break hoLY FUCK please someone give him a hug 😭
no the ring will still play a part 👀 it is not just something I brushed over believe my words 👀
Istfg thank you so much for your reviews! hehehe I missed yelling with you my dearest 💜💜
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MBTI✨The Advocate's Lemon 🍋🥴🚫(pt 1)
ft.
infj (the advocate)
&
entj (the commander)
x
intp (the logician)
couple
friends
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[infj & intp arriving at infj's lake house]
intp: *sees random car parked near the house* who's car is that?
infj: ohhhh crap...
woman's voice: infj?! *storming up to them*
intp: 😳
infj: heyyy So-n-so (what the lemon has been designated in this story)
lemon: who the hell is this?! *pointing at intp*
intp: [very sarcastically] excuse me... we're married who are you.
lemon: what?!
infj: *glares at intp* really...
intp: 😁
lemon: i better get an explanation right now?!
infj: don't listen to intp, intp's kidding, intp's crazy! ehehe
lemon: oh! ahahahhhaha i knewww that! intp? oh you're infj's friend intp!
intp: [sarcastically] wow you figured all that out just from infj saying it.
infj: *shoots intp a subtle annoyed look* intp this is So-n-so, the one i told you about. So-n-so what uh what are you doing here?
lemon: well i saw some gorgeous tall person in your office earlier today and you said you didn't have any meetings today...
infj: oh, no that was my other friend entj, they were asking me about lunch and i told them i already ate a sandwich and fruit cup i brought. 😊
intp: *whispers* god that's sad...
infj: wait... when did you see into my office, the firm is on the 17th floor.
lemon: .... [enthusiastically] why don't we all go inside?!
intp: 🤨
infj: um, yeah of course!
[all go inside]
infj: i'll get everyone some refreshments, water, juice, tea?
intp: *looking at architecture magazine* just say drinks you nerd.
lemon: iced tea, thanks marshmallow
intp: HA!
infj: *angry face at intp, and goes into kitchen*
lemon: soooo intp where do you live?
intp: oh well right now... here...
lemon: here... with... infj...
intp: yeah... temporarily, while my S.O and I's condo is getting renovated...
lemon: ohh! ahahahahaha! so your S.O is staying here too then i take it?
intp: [hates answering questions] *sighs* yeah.
infj: *comes back in and hands lemon drink*
lemon: thankkksss, pookie bear
intp: 🥴 [quietly] gross.
lemon: sooo intp and i were just talking about how they and their S.O are staying with you. at first i was a little worried because intp is good-looking but now that i know they have S.O i feel better. 😊
intp: 🧐 yeah... i'm gonna need a drink, where's the vodka... *goes into kitchen*
infj: yeah no intp and i are just friends. 😌
[hear front door unlock and open]
[entj comes in, wearing business chic attire looking flawless]
lemon: 😱 *turns to infj* 😡 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DOING HERE?!
entj: 🤨
[intp comes back in with drink in hand]
infj: [panicked] entj's intp's S.O!
entj: *looks at intp as to say wtf is going on*
intp: *shakes head with raised eyebrows and sips vodka*
lemon: you mean you're under the same roof as THAT! OH HELL NO! *storms out*
infj: So-n-so! wait! *chases out after them*
entj: what just happened?
intp: idk who cares. *sees bags in entj's hands* ooo is that chinese food?
entj: oh, yeah and i got the dumplings you like.
intp: the soup ones.
entj: yes
intp: *raises fist in air*
[infj comes back in]
entj: sooo was that the girl you're dating?
infj: um, yeah i know that was weird sorry she was just... nervous, but I calmed her down and explained everything to her. and there's just onnnneee thing i need your guy's help with...
intp: *hums in reluctance*
infj: she doesn't believe you two arrrre a couple...
entj: what? why?
infj: um she said it has something to do with intp looking like a cyberpunk criminal, i'm not exactly sure what that means... and that entj is a tall power suit wearing hot corporate boss?? and there's no way someone like entj would be with someone like intp...
intp: that is highly accurate and also very flattering even though i'm sure she meant it in a derogatory way, i'm into it.
infj: anyway she thinks that there's something going on between me and entj...
entj: HA! us?! ahahhaha... ohhh yeah she's insane.
infj: she's not crazy, she's just passionate and she's a little insecure...
intp: ha, a little...
infj: look this is really important to me guys. could you please just give her another chance please?? she wants all of us to go to brunch on sunday...
intp: oh no, hard pass, i mean, no thank you, i mean i would! but... i don't want to...
infj: *gives puppy eyes to entj*
entj: ugh... fine we'll go.
infj: thank you 🙏🏼
intp: what?! no. i said no. [jokingly yelling] I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN AND YOOUUU CANT MAKE ME GO, EVIL CORPORATE BOSS!
entj: 🙄.... i'll wear that thing you like.
intp: *points with chop sticks* deal. *looks in bag* oh they never give you enough soy sauce! *goes into kitchen*
infj: great! oh, and could you guys act like a real couple at brunch...??
entj: what's that suppose to mean? we ARE a real couple??
infj: I know but neither of you really do PDA and you guys have a... different... kind of relationship, as it's seen on the outside at least...
entj: that's ridiculous.
[intp leans back room]
intp: hey, entj, i almost forgot, so this morning, that landscaper guy said you looked really familiar to him and i told him it's probably because you use to do porn, and you were the star in the porn version of harry and the henderson's called horny harry and the honkersons *dorky giggle*
entj: what?!
infj: harry and the henderson's? the movie with john lithgow where his family find bigfoot and raise it like a pet??
intp: ehehehe yeah. *evil little laugh* [goes back in kitchen]
entj: 😐😐😐
infj: *looks at entj* 😶
#mbti#16 personalities#mbti memes#mbti humor#entj#intp#infj#entp#infp#intj#enfp#enfj#estj#estp#esfj#esfp#istj#istp#isfj#isfp#infj male#16 personality types#mbti shitpost#mbti friendships#mbti relationships#intp x entj#infj x intp#entj x infj#intuitives#introverts
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Definitely some spoilers for Batman - the telltale series ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
Ok so, I was so lost in the first three eps I forgot I even had thoughts, ikr. So heres from 3rd to 4th episode :)
*Selina and Bruce kissing after Batman was electrocuted and she saved him. *
"Ok well, obviously I have to kiss her"
"Wait wait no"
*it gets.... more physical*
"wAIT NO??? I DONT WANT TO BE APART OF THIS PLEASE-
*disgusted face, but I'm super uncomfortable 😭*
"I dont like this, keep me out if this omg"
"Hhwhsjahwjsgahhahwha SHES UNDRESSING AND THATS A BRA"
"SHE IS WHOA THEY ARE THATS A BED"
"oh thank God, black screen, I didnt have to watch them have sex, jesus thank you"
"Underwear gang"
"Did they put on clothes again after the sex? I have no knowledge. That sounds awkward"
"Excuse me, u mean things l, wait excuse me, wow, hoe. I'm here like cute and you're not"
"Hey, theres my graple gun"
"...where did he put that, hes in his boxers"
"Hes not deadpool either, doubt he stuck the gun up his ass"
"Mmm bagels"
"Hahaha the little run he did"
"IM SORRY HARVEY"
"IM A WHORE HARVEY"
"The drug is making him aggressive"
"I'm not saying anything"
"Does Harvey turn into a monster?"
"Who is he"
"Ahahhaha he crashed into the wall"
"No, wait, Harvey sorry"
"Come and live at my gigantic place, theres apparently a lot of rooms, and two bathrooms and two kitchens"
"I have like, no knowledge about batman and dc tbh, I watched smallville"
"Ok, ok"
"Talking in front of people"
"None of the options were right, staying quiet is best then"
"Why are the brits evil, if you have a posh accent, that means u wanna stab people while drinking tea. According to dc"
"sTiCk To ThE sCrIpT bRuCe"
"Shut up"
"YO WHAT???? SHE??? SHE IS THE BAD GUY EXCUSE ME I AM I AM SO CONFUSED W H A T"
"JDJQJDHSHJSHAHQ I CANT I CANNOT RN"
"ok, ok stay cool, stay cool. Batman is all about cool, no unnecessary violence, law above personal feelings, unless the law is corrupted and is personally trying to murder everyone.... BUT it got our boi detective on the case, so it's not corrupted and I will stay with the law.... but with high heels"
"Nooooo??? What no?? That is not, excuse me no??? I didnt want him to attack, that's the opposite!!"
"I helped the montoya and let harvey fend for himself.... which apparently was a... weird thing"
"I did not punch Oswald, cuz that's anger and wont look good, when you're trying to show composure in an annoying situation"
"I asked Lucius to chill at the bat cave, bcuz I thought it would keep him safe from dangers."
"Yes, I did romance Selina, ik ik, it was a situation. And apparently 90.4% other people did too.... probably very thirsty for cat woman"
"I did not beat up harvey, bcuz it was the drug and not him."
"Okay, next episode"
"Hes in the insane place, ik he owns it, eventually, and is like helping them, and keeps like the bad bad in another level? Or, I... I'm not sure"
"I wonder what would happen if I walked out the door naked"
"Omg, is this??"
",@&2;'bqhdvbagwgsbsbhwhqhabbdjwjzgsgsbsvTHAT THATS THE JOKER QHAGSHAJHAHQ EXCUSE ME QHAT I DID NOT KNOW WHAT IS KLGOING POKKKKQHDJAHAHHWGQ I CAMT QHATTT"
"I AM JUST, SHOOKKET"
"I'm actually nauseous from all that sudden surprise xD"
"Wow, ok, this is new, ok ok cool, lets go, what does he want what what what what????$&#&^3^63^$37#&36"
"Ok ok.... I wont know unless I play, ok, pppppppppppppp, I'm ready"
"Ok but, is this the first time he meets the joker? Is this even lore for batman? Or am I just???"
"Fuck you joker, I'm not lying for you. This woman looks good and normal"
"Joker looks scary "
"Does he even have a name tho? John doe, but, should I google this? Nono what if that spoils"
"The batman logo name, looks like Dat Man"
"Episode four "
"Why is he shirtless"
"Why do I like victor zsasz (?)"
"Oh, bad scars, I am sorry, oh nevermind"
"Guess I have to talk to joker"
"Rude harvey, I thought we were friends"
"Two faced?"
"Does the joker colour his hair?"
Joker: I've been watching you, Bruce, and I can tell there's something darker in you.
Me: it's a poop, he needs to drink more water
Joker: I know what you really are.
Me: say it... out loud
Joker:
Me: hey >:(
"I dont want to, but ok sure"
"Oh yeah btw, I gave away the key"
"Damn, dramatic, ofc I stopped the fighting. Oh god, I should've said fuck off to joker, oh god, I'm a fool"
"Batman would never "
"Yea, I shouldnt have slept with her"
"I'm not paying bullies"
"What am I supposed to do? Oh... I forgot to read"
"Choices time, okay"
"I did promise joker a favour but so did 49% other people"
"I did not go with joker's plan, and 31% people are with me"
"Damn, 48% rammed the barricade, and 51% gave money"
"Wow, ok a lot more went with meeting harvey as batman, I felt that was... not right"
"Oh god, 54% went with stopping Oswald and 45% with stopping harvey... and now my house is on fire"
"Last episode...."
#gaming#relatable gaming thoughts#funny#batman batman telltale series#telltale games#telltale penguin#telltale#telltale bruce wayne#telltale batman
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Safe - “Don’t. Don’t ask.”
Summary: Jason is great at getting into awful situations. He's really bad at getting out of them. Dick is a little tired of his impulsive little brother, but comes to the rescue all the same.
Word count: 2613
AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26435032
Notes: Hello! Thank you for clicking this, I hope you enjoy this work! This has been beta'd by @3ambird, they are an amazing person and I don't know what would be of me without them making my works this much better with their sharp eyes. Thank you so much!
Also, I’d like to say that I may be a little absent because my classes are going to start up again this monday, but I’ll try my best to post at least every ten-twelve days. Don’t let that stop you from requesting stuff though! I love them, because they give me a clear direction and keep my mind from wandering away into places I don’t want to go to, ahahhaha
TW: Blood, Killing, Deaths.
Dick’s cell rang in the middle of patrol. Jason was calling. He frowns at the phone, but picks up anyway.
“Hey.” He says, sitting down on a rooftop, looking up at the stars “What’s up?”
“Hey.” Jason answers, and Dick can tell he’s struggling to breathe, as if he had run a marathon. He immediately straightens up, more alert “Are you... Can you get to my place?”
“Yes.” Dick stands up, already planning the best route to his brother’s apartment “What happened? Why didn’t you use the usual way?”
“I... I don’t want him to know.” Jason admits “It’s bad Dick. Really bad. I just need... A little help. Please.”
Dick sighs, and turns off his comm.
“I’m on my way.” He hangs up, shoving the phone back into its designated pocket.
Dick sees this kind of situation way too often with Jason. His impulsive brother would launch himself into situations he couldn’t always handle alone. Dick tried to remember that it was not his place to judge; he was just as impulsive as his little brother, but a part of him would always get irrationally mad over his actions. A small part of him, a part that he carefully buried deep inside his chest before he’d talk to his brother wanted to yell, tell him to stop behaving like a selfish child.
Swallowing these thoughts, Nightwing tapped on his brother’s window before opening it.
“Jason?” He called as he stepped into the dark apartment.
“I’m here.” Jason answered, sitting in the corner of the living room.
“I’m gonna turn on the lights, okay? I can’t see anything in here.” Dick warned as he placed a hand on the lightswitch.
“No, wait!” Jason tried to stop him, but it was just too late. Once the living room was illuminated, Dick gasped at the scene ahead of him, feeling sick.
Two corpses were laying on the ground, each in one end of the room, and Jason crouched against the wall, covered in blood. There were puddles of it under both of the bodies, and there were splashes on the walls and couch, indicating that the murders had happened inside. The stains were still a deep red. The stench of it burned into Dick’s nostrils, making him gag on the metallic smell.
“Jason, what did you do?” Dick asks as he shoves his hands inside his hair, pulling a little at the sides.
“Don’t.” Jason starts “Don’t ask.”
“Fuck man, why would you do this?” Dick kneels next to one of the bodies; a bullet wound in the middle of his forehead indicated the cause of death “Jason, what the fuck?”
“Dick, please.” Jason gets up, holding his brother’s hands with his bloodied, trembling ones “Please, man. You have to believe me. I didn’t mean to do this. I just... Shit, man. I need help.”
Their eyes met, and Dick’s anger and resentment dissipated for a second, noticing how deeply desperate his little brother was. How lost his little wing felt, covered in the blood of two strangers, face riddled with bruises and eyes so, so scared.
Slowly, he nodded at the younger man, finally understanding what this was about.
Because it wasn’t about the killings. Jason was far too used to it by now.
It was about the place. It was about it being here, where he should feel safe. And now, he didn’t feel safe anymore.
“Alright. I’ll help. But we’ll need to talk about this eventually.” Jason opened his mouth to protest, but Dick interrupted him “I don’t need it to happen tonight. I just need it to happen, and it’s going to happen, Jason.” His brother swallowed and nodded, backing off and looking at the ground “Okay. Now pull yourself back together, because we’ll need to get rid of these bodies quickly. Do you know who they were?”
“I don’t know their names... I just know that they were Roman’s hitmen.” Jason rubbed his face in distress, smearing blood all over it “Fuck, Dick, what am I gonna do now?”
“Breathe.” Dick said “Breathe, and get control over this. You can freak out once we’re done.But right now, I really need you to cooperate with me.”
“Okay.” Jason nodded “Okay. What do you need me to do?”
“Get me trash bags and rope. We’ll tie these bodies together.”
Jason goes into his kitchen and Dick crouches down to roll up his brother’s carpet and drag the two corpses closer. Once his brother comes back, both of them cover the bodies with black trash bags and tie them up with the rope, in a nauseating dead man burrito.
“Listen, Jason, I’m gonna need to call someone else.” Jason’s eyes widen “We need to get these bodies out of here so we can dispose of them, but I’m on foot. It’s either Tim or Babs.”
“I...” He takes a deep breath “Call Tim.”
“Alright.” Dick says “Start getting cleaning supplies. And some strong ass scissors or whatever, so we can cut up and burn this carpet.”
“What? Why?”
“It’s drenched in blood and I don’t feel like spending hours cleaning it. Do you?”
“Yeah, okay, we’ll… we’ll burn it.”
Jason leaves the room again and Dick calls Tim.
“Hey. It’s me.” Jason can overhear the conversation, even if he doesn’t want to “Listen, I need help. I’m at Jason’s. Two bodies that need to be gone. Can you handle it? Thank you, Tim.” Dick turns to Jason, who had just walked back into the room “He’ll be here in ten. Let’s get started on the cleaning.”
Dick removed the stains from the couch quickly before cleaning the walls as Jason moped the floor to the best of his skills. When Tim arrived on the Batplane, Dick went to the roof to greet him, bringing the two bodies.
“Fuck, man.” Tim says “What did he do this time?”
“He doesn’t wanna talk about it.” Dick shoves the bodies in the small plane, grunting from the effort “Can you find out who they were and maybe make them disappear?”
“Pfft. Of course I can.” Tim answers “This is all kinda dark, but it’s not like I’m not me.”
“Yeah, right.” Dick smirks “Thank you Red Robin. Really. And, oh, maybe don’t mention this to Batman?”
“Nightwing, do you have me confused with Robin? Because I do have brains.”
Dick snorts. If anyone would be able to make him laugh in a situation like this, that would have to be Tim.
“Whatever. Thank you for the help. I’m gonna go back to cleaning.”
“Go on. Good luck.” Tim gets on the plane and flies away.
Dick quickly hops back into the apartment, and Jason had already started cutting the carpet into strips. He shoved the pieces his brother had cut inside another trash bag.
“We’ll burn those in a proper place.” Dick explains.
Once they are done with the living room, Dick directs his brother to the bathroom.
“Okay. We’re done now Jay. If you need to let it out, to... break down, go ahead, it’s okay. I’m here.”
Jason shoved his hands in his hair, overwhelmed, and he leaned on Dick and cried on his shoulder until his body went limp.
“What the fuck is wrong with me, man?” Jason cries, face buried on Dick’s neck and shoulder “Why do I... Why can’t I just be like you? Why does this keep happening?”
“Shh...” Dick ran a hand through his brother’s hair “It’ll be alright Jay. We’ll handle this.”
“How?” He steps back, searching his brother’s eyes, but Dick still has his mask on “How can we handle this? I... ‘s my apartment, Dick! They figured out where I live! I’m a failure, and a danger! To others and myself.” Jason’s eyes fall, fixated on a crack in his bathroom’s tiles “Y’know,” He starts again, whispering “When a dog kills someone... they put it down.”
“Hey, look at me.” Dick says, grabbing Jason’s shoulder “You’re not a dog, Jason. And we’re not putting you down. We’re family, okay? Not by blood, but by something stronger: choice. And I’m not giving up on you.” He squeezes his brother’s shoulder a little “So don’t you dare give up now, do you hear me?”
Jason nods, trying to regain some of his confidence.
“I just...” He sighs, rubbing his eye with the back of his hand “I don’t even know where to start.”
Dick’s expression softened, and so did his grasp on Jason’s shoulder.
“Let’s start with a shower, yeah?” He suggests.
“Yeah. That- that’s a good idea.” Jason answers, pulling off his jacket and staring at a blood stain on it “What... What about my clothes?”
“Let me worry about them.” Dick takes the jacket from his brother, waiting for the next items patiently, back turned to his brother.
Dick left with the clothes, going for Jason’s small laundry. He ran some cold water through the fabrics, getting rid of most of the stains, and used some hydrogen peroxide on the most stubborn, already dried ones. He hung the clothes up so they wouldn’t stench up the whole area, hoping that Jason wouldn’t take them as clean clothes. After that, Dick opens his communicator’s channel again, clicking on it to call for Batman.
“Batman,” He starts “I’m off for the night.”
“Nightwing, you’re not done with your patrol time yet.” Batman replies.
“I know.” Dick sighs and presses the middle of his forehead with his middle finger, stressed “Something came up.”
“What came up?”
“What usually does.”
“And what would that be?” the Bat growls.
“What do you think?” Dick rolls his eyes, trying his hardest not to say I’m stuck playing dad again because you’re too busy punching criminals in a bat suit.
The line goes silent for a while.
“Is he... Okay?” Bruce asks. And this is definitely Bruce’s voice, not Batman’s growl.
“Physically? Yeah, just a couple of bruises. Mentally? Getting there. Or at least trying to.”
Dick hears the man breathing on the other end of the line.
“And I don’t suppose you’re telling me what happened?”
“You know I won’t.” Dick answers “It’s none of your business. He’s a grown man, he’ll share it if he feels like it. Don’t go demanding answers he isn’t ready to give.”
“Nightwing...” Batman’s voice sounds almost sad through the device “If you can... Bring him home. Please.”
“I will. If he wants to.” Dick takes a deep breath, closing his eyes, tired. “I’m signing out for the night. Be safe.”
As he pulls the device from his ears, Dick wants to throw it against the wall, step on it when it falls, take one of Jason’s pistols and shoot it three times in a row. Instead, he places it on top of the washing machine, bringing his right hand to the back of his head to take a fistfull of his own hair, the strands closest to his neck, and tugging at it. Barbara’s words came to mind. “You have to stop doing that,” She had said to him once “You might just end up going prematurely bald”.
Dick had argued that that is not how balding works, plus, his biological father kept his hair for as long as he lived, so he most likely was all good on that one. He hoped.
Walking to Jason’s closet, Dick opened the last drawer on the left corner, picking up the sweatpants and t-shirt his little brother kept for him, if he ever needed to change from his Nightwing outfit to regular clothes. As he stripped, he noticed a sharp pain on the right side of his torso. There was a big, dark bruise covering that side of his ribcage. Rolling his eyes, he pulled on the comfortable clothes, annoyed at the pain as he rubbed the area harshly, not sure if that made it better or worse.
In the living room, Dick shot the kitchen door a look, trying to decide on whether or not he should try to make Jason a warm meal. He wanted to, but his tiredness and sore muscles got the best of him, deciding to settle on the couch to wait for Jason, hoping that the man wouldn’t be hungry.
It doesn’t take long for Jason to come out of the shower, hair dripping wet.
“Hey.” Dick turns his head to look at him “Do you need some ice for those bruises?”
“No.” Jason replies, groaning as he sits down next to Dick “Are you... Can you stay? Just for tonight?”
“Of course I can.” Dick answers, offering a weak smile to his brother “But... Maybe this isn’t the best idea.”
“What? Why not?”
“I don’t think that you’ll be able to sleep here, Jay.” Dick says, leaning forward a little.
“Are you... Trying to drag me back to the manor?” Jason squints as he speaks.
“No.” Dick sighs “I just... I had to offer. But it’s your choice.”
Jason stops for a moment.
“I... I would. But... I don’t think that... Bruce really wants me there.” He rubs at his eyes for a moment.
“Hey, c’mon, that’s not true at all.” Dick hugs him, resting his chin on Jason’s shoulder “Bruce wants you there. He’d be thrilled with having you back, Jay. You’re his little boy, no matter how much you grow.”
“Are you sure?” Jason whispers.
“Yes.”
“What if he... what if he finds out about... This?” He gestures towards the room “He’ll throw me out... for good.”
“He won’t.” Dick answers softly, the vibrations his voice sent through his chest helping calm Jason down as he spoke “He loves you too much.”
Jason cried again, sobbing violently until he was out of breath, gasping for air between tears. Dick hummed softly, the tune of an old lullaby he knew calmed his brother down, a hand brushing through Jason’s hair.
“C’mon, Little Wing,” Dick whispered “Let me take you home, hm? You’ll sleep better there.”
“Okay.” Jason whispered back “But... we don’t have to tell Bruce why, do we?”
“Of course we don’t Jay.” Dick rubbed his arm.
Jason sniffled, and they sat quietly for a while before the younger man got up. Dick helped him pack some clothes and other personal items, enough for a week. If Jason decided he’d stay any longer, they could always drive back to get more things. When they reached the manor, both of them went straight to Jason’s room, and Dick sat on the ground, by Jason’s side, humming lullabies he had learned from his father, mother, Alfred, Bruce, and even Jason until his brother fell asleep.
Dick went down to the cave, wanting to work more. He wouldn’t be able to go back to the streets now, as much as he wanted to. Everyone would scold him for leaving Jason alone, and he didn’t really have the heart to do so anyway, but he also knows he won’t be able to sleep yet. However, in the cave he is still useless. If they needed information or help of any sort, they’d all contact Oracle, not Nightwing.
So he settled for practicing, using the bars on the cave to let off some steam, performing difficult and elaborate flips, practicing different grips, using his core muscles as much as he could, strengthening them. He wanted to be sore when he went to bed, and he was. The extra exercise helped him fall asleep faster, and the next morning, when he felt his entire body ache, he might’ve regretted his decision, but Jason was at the breakfast table, sliding him a cream for bruises and winking at him, so he didn’t, because at the very least his little brother was safe at home.
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TON in a giant nutshell:
Apolo and Meg are coming back to NY to the final battle with Nero, but one of his minions (a Gaul named Lu) used to be Meg's legal guardian and trained her so they share a bond™ and Lu wants Meg to be safe so she betrays Nero. The three of them now are looking for shelter since Nero has eyes basically everywhere so they once again ask for the Jackson's help. We get two chapters to meet Estelle (giggly, cute and has salt and pepper hair despite being a baby and Sea green eyes that Percy got from Poseidon. Plothole? A Poly relationship? Who knows). Sally and Paul are kind as always and we learn that Percy graduated, and even If the school was really shitty for him he worked really hard. Now he is in a roadtrip to the west coast in the family Prius with annabeth and Grover.
Anyway, Lu, Apollo and Meg come up with a plan to fool Nero. Lu is captured and Apollo goes to chb with Meg because he needs Nico's help. Nico and Will are cute boyfriends and he seems more comfortable with himself and that relationship but Nico has ptsd from, you know, everything he went through and Mr D is helping him deal with It all.
Nero said that Apollo had two days for surrender before he burns the whole city so there isnt much time for preparation. Will, Nico, Apolo and Meg leave to find Rachel Dare because she can help them with their plan to stop Nero.
The plan is: Apolo and Meg surrender going through the front door. Meanwhile the other three, along with these strange frog-like creatures wearing hats that are REALLY good underground, find another passage to Nero's tower to disable the huge trap of greek fire he has stored. That goes a bit sideways but ultimately works.
Huge battle, another trap, Nero is a abusive peace of shit with Meg but in the end they manage to defeat him so now Apolo has to go alone to fight Python
He goes down to Python's lair and they fight. Apolo is about to lose, in a not-mortal-but-not-god state, but again he manage to defeat the snake, throwing it into Chaos. Apolo is in a bad shape but Artemis takes him to Olympus, his godhood now reatored. But it's bittersweet because he has seen how hard it is to be a mortal and he no longer feels part of the Olympians. He acknowleges how abusive Zeus is to everyone (including to Hera) and decides he is going to be better and break the cycle
Final credits: Rachel can see the future again and it is quite happy about it
Nico and Will receive a prophecy, and a voice (maybe Bob?) Is calling him for help from tartarus.
Jason is dead tho he appears in a dream and seems in peace with his fate
Piper has a girlfriend named Shel, she says she's figuring out who she is without Hera's or Aphrodite's pressure and seems to be doing well
Thalia and Reyna are best Hunter buddies, and they go to Jo and Emma's station for a visit. There, Leo is teaching mechanics to street kids and developing a sibling like relationship with Reyna and Calipso decided to try highschool.
Hazel and Frank are well respected praetors and seem comfotable with their positions
Percy and Annabeth are going to college in New Rome. Percy didn't decide his major yet but he seems happy and Annabeth is going to take a double run (I think it's called that) in UC Berkeley. Their dorms are still empty and they are going to have a lot of time there together (👁��👄👁️) before their classes start
And Meg gathered her adopted siblings and went to her old house in Palm Springs, where she lives with Lu and a lot of dryads and Nature spirits
And Apolo says he is going to remember and be there for the demigods whenever they need.
This is incredible oh my god wow, thank you so fucking much. A poly relationship ahahhaha that made me cackle, the idea of dorky theatre dad paul and weird tries-too-hard-to-be-cool hawaiian shirt dad poseidon both with the absolute hottie that is sally? what a mental image.
percy’s going to college :’) he did it :’)
awwh that’s actually really sweet that mr. d is helping nico deal with his shit because mans got a lot of shit to deal with and i bet having the god of ritual madness on your side would be helpful (hopefully... if nico stays on his good side lmao)
and yeah FUCK ZEUS okay im a bit :/ that he didn’t denounce immortality because now that would have been epic but cool.. still down for the calling out of zeus i hope there were some absolute zingers in there
another prophecy. rick please. stop it. let them rest. enough. im so tired. having another prophecy at the end of a book series? that’s cringe buddy
PIPER HAS A GF. I AM HAPPY. that is all. this is my main takeaway and quite possibly one of the few things that i care about from this book. wish it had been reyna but you know what piper has two hands okay
asdhkajhda the eye emojis about percy n annabeth being alone in the dorm and spending a lot of time together. personally, i know me and my then boyfriend of the time spent a lot of time... together during a reading break when my roommate was gone.. anyway good for them. good for them :) they deserve nothing but happiness now and im glad they weren’t pulled in for the final battle
my soul can rest now and i can focus on writing either too fluffy or too angsty percabeth to my hearts content
(until he announces another five book series with nico and will. so do not rick. do not.)
#toa spoilers#spoilers#pjo spoilers#ton spoilers#like HUGE ton spoilers lol#i adore you anon#ask#anon
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alright alright alright it’s long overdue, but here’s my “Angel returns” theory from way back when her actress posted an image of her on twitter.
tl;dr: Angel is back and we see her getting digistructed in the dev trailer in the giant electricity machine thing
There’s some Commander Lilith spoilers below (main story and side quests) so if you haven’t beaten the whole dlc yet, don’t read!!
Alright so this obviously was kickstarted by the Sirentology quest lol
I didn’t wanna say anything above the cut about that cause that’d be a dick move
let’s start with the thing I first noticed as soon as I walked into the prototype chamber!
ahahhaha yeah.
and if you’ve been following me since I replayed tales, then you might see where this is going
we see something similar here
this is from TFTBL, in the biodome where you find one of Gortys’s pieces (chassis? i don’t remember lol. the big ring one). It’s holding it up, like it’s being suspended in the air. I imagine this is the same technology Jack used to build Control Core Angel, keeping Angel suspended above the Vault Key. So this was built by Atlas, just keep that in mind, I’ll bring it back in a second.
You can see when Jack brings Lilith to the Vault itself, it keeps her stuck in the air, charging the Key
so obviously jack needed to improvise because he wasn’t about to bring Angel to the Vault with him, he wanted to wait until the key was fully charged.
I think Angel definitely got a little bit of leeway compared to Lily, though. I also think, since we don’t see any wires, the Vault key is sorta pulling the Eridium through Angel to process it and absorb it? and the thing above her is a pump/shield generator/suspension. As i understand it, in the new dlc we’ve seen Lilith actually flying with her wings in the final battle, and I do think Angel is using hers to move around (above), but I do think the Vault Key/machine thing is holding her suspended in the air.
Anyway, the reason I’m bringing all this up is because of how Tannis acts in this DLC. @humphreyhornbeam commented on one of my interview posts with a great point and that is that “[Tannis] may or may not have blueprints and/or information that Jack used to create the Siren Collars and she may be the only one alive that has this info”. Which, oh fuck
Lemme point out some lines that are very suspicious from her just to let that sink in for a bit
we know Tannis has been studying Lilith for some time now, since the Assassinate the Assassins quest, and she has apparently dubbed such studies as “Sirentology”, hence the name of the quest.
so she wants to know exactly where Siren powers come from and how they act/appear over time (Understandably, we’ve seen Lilith’s exposure to Eridium allowed her to start teleporting)
we end up sending her the data through a console hooked up to the chamber
we don’t exactly get a choice.
normal reused console from other areas, with a little projection coming out of it (I’ll get to that soon)
Lilith comments this:
which… y’know… “she could have been so much more”. im not saying the devs are regretting killing Angel, but… that very well may be foreshadowing. Yeah, I’m getting there.
and Tannis is pleased (don’t think she quite cares about Angel).
so… i imagine Tannis is going to have some sorta hold on the story in the next game (”Tannis is not what she seems” is still relevant). Interviews have already confirmed this next game is focusing HARD on Sirens. This quest was 100% put in because of that. There’s no way they’d throw this in otherwise, it doesn’t make sense.
This entire DLC was the devs’ way of ensuring we were prepared for bl3, and that means for (7? I’m pretty sure this dlc takes place about a year after the end of bl2) approximately 6 years, Tannis has access to some of the most in-depth Siren information. Ever. Remember, before BL2, Jack was smashed in the face with a Vault symbol and apparently got a shitload of information from it before that. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he learned some stuff about Sirens through that. He’s even the one who first confirms there are only 6 Sirens in the universe(s) afaik.
so what’s going on here? What’s Tannis going to do with all this information? We don’t really know a lot in regards to what she’s trying to study. As I understand it, she’s mainly focusing on Eridians in general, so her study of Sirens makes sense. We know she had a large stake in what happened to the Vault Key in the DLC (she’s very upset Mordy is just leaving his drinks in it). We know she’s extremely interested in what happened to Typhon Deleon (which I don’t think is coincidence considering what her focus is).
I want to believe she’s trying to use this information to simply discover more about the Eridians. I don’t wanna believe she’s going to use it for evil. Her introduction as a Dahl scientist stranded on Pandora seems super legit, so I can’t see her being of alien origin. I suppose I could see her teaming up with something of alien origin trying to find out where the Eridian homeworld is, since she’s wildly smart and I imagine would have at least 1 or 2 leads (concerning the Vault Symbol on a slab/floor tile we see in her infirmary on Sanc-III).
Also, I know it is largely assumed the CoV thing is a broadcast from the twins to their cult, but that just… doesn’t make sense to me. I’m gonna go wildly crazy here and suggest that the broadcast wasn’t from the CoV, but instead the Children of the Vault are another entity and the cult picked up the name after hearing said Broadcast. I mean, seriously, do you really think a bunch of crazed lunatics are going to want to call themselves “Children of the Vault” without a larger influence?
HEAR ME OUT.
okay, I do not play battleborn. at all. so idk what the deal is, but looking at videos that show the morse code easter egg shows this
now i did a little looking, not a lot because I am not a fan of battleborn and my disinterest made me terribly bored BUT
this is what i think a “Varelsi” (the enemy faction of Battleborn) portal is SUPPOSED to look like:
so, you know, there’s a difference. probably the reason it’s called “anomaly”.
And we know the code we get from those anomalies is in morse code
which translates to this (thanks reddit. It’s been 2 years since I upvoted stuff on that post, btw. time sure does fly.)
And y’know, I JUST did a analysis trailer of We are Mayhem, and you know what was in that trailer? Maya’s Phaselock.
let’s take a look at that, shall we?
so we know that Maya’s ability “allows her to lock an enemy in another dimension, preventing the desired target from fighting back for a short while”. Do you see where I’m going with this, yet?
yeah.
Compare the phaselock to the easter egg “anomalies”, they’re both cracks in our dimension, though Maya’s is white, and they’re both cast against a space-like/starry background which I think is our look into the “other dimension” her description mentions.
in fact, let’s look at some other Sirens we know of, more specifically, let’s take a look at Amara’s arms
I think that’s all the same “stuff”. idk what to call it. just… “STUFF”. yeaaaahhhh.
Anyway, this is all a convoluted way for me to say that I think that morse code message we hear is coming from that dimension that Maya can open a rip to. She uses it to imprison people? yeah. Probably the same dimension Lilith can phasewalk through. idk the deal with Amara’s arms but I assume they take their power from that dimension as well. I imagine that dimension is also tied to the Vaults. We know the Traveller “teleports” places, I imagine he’s doing something similar to Lilith: jumping into the other dimension then quickly jumping out. (okay yes i just likened Lilith to Kurt Wagner, whatcha gonna do?).
Consider the idea that Sirens are this dimension’s connection with the other dimension we see within their powers, and that’s where this message is coming from. I think that’s why Sirens can be used to charge the Vault Keys. But wait, there’s more.
(Sorry i totally lost my train of thought, i got SUPER distracted.)
I think Eleseer (the inside of Elpis in TPS) is connected to this dimension as well, or traveled to through this dimension.
the holograms of planets, the stars- I mean the whole thing looks like a giant void, and I get it, the moon is HUGE, but you think at some point you’d see the outside crust or something. You’d think at some point the mines would’ve caused the planet to cave in or something. Fuck, even the Crackening, which we all kinda know was caused by the Eridians, you think that would have shown this GIANT cavern inside the moon.
I think the whole above bit, Tycho’s Ribs, the huge Eridian base thing, is powering a large rift or something into another dimension, the dimension that the TPS VHs drop into on that giant platform with the cutscene and everything. I mean…
COME ON. is all that seriously inside a MOON?
there is even a bubble shield surrounding the platform they get off on, something very similar to the shields Axton has around his turrets. I think that may be to prevent the atmosphere from escaping, anything visiting from getting out, or, possibly, things from getting in. If this actually is somewhere out in space/another dimension, then it would make sense that they’d wanna keep their magical floating future-seeing platform from getting knocked by asteroids or raided by other aliens
Okay, and I know the “planets” all appear as holograms, but look at that galaxy. the nebulas. Those aren’t holograms.
Eridian writing on the outside ring there? Oh boy bl3 theories here i come. That’s looking very familiar right about now after my We are Mayhem analysis.
cloud/nebula. clearly not a hologram
there’s even a fucking galaxy down here like… Yeah guys I don’t think we’re on Elpis anymore
Even the entrance to the Vault which… y’know isn’t that normal Vault-y shape is a giant hunk of eridium with a huge crack in it.
and when you touch it, what happens??
You teleport inside, and it even plays the same animation as when Lilith teleports you during the Hunting the Firehawk quest.
It probably looks less organic than the one in bl2 because this is powered by Eridian machinery, but it’s definitely the same concept- you fade back in all purple and shit
then this asshole shows up out of an actual Vault symbol, which makes me wonder why we traveled all this way and if Vault symbols are actually gateways somewhere and by walking inside one (unlike every other VH), Rhys and Fiona really DID get teleported somewhere
also, a little off-topic but does anyone else think this is what the eridians are gonna look like?
just… the face after u shoot the mask off.
how did i get to this topic…??
oh yeah Tannis LMAO SORRY
Okay POINT BEING
I think that the easter egg message is coming from whatever dimension all of THIS is. If it IS the Eridians, then maybe humans (or the Vault Hunters- the Crimson Raiders?) are the “Children of the Vault” and the Cult took the name because they heard the broadcast. Because as it stands, “Do not open the Vaults” just doesn’t make sense coming from the Calypsos’s perspective. They WANT the Vaults opened. You know who doesn’t? The Eridians.
So the line: “Tannis is not what she seems” then wouldn’t be coming from the CoV, but instead from an outsider watching us. You know… someone getting info to whoever is in that dimension… like the Watcher maybe? Or maybe the Eridians are just watching us in general, like they can see things from their dimension or homeworld or whatever. They had the Elpis Vault that could see the future, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they could see the present anywhere.
Anyway
TANNIS
I don’t want her to be evil is what I’m trying to say. but you know what? I didn’t even get into the MEAT AND POTATOES of this post yet
here we go
you know this thing? It’s from the dev trailer for bl3. looks pretty similar to the above stuff, doesn’t it? And it’s powered by electricity, because if you watch the tubes get filled up/emptied out in the video. I’m still trying to determine if the footage was reversed or not because the lava (?? I think???) outside the window is falling upwards when it’s playing normally.
So you might be wondering? Why bring this up?
Cause I think it’s possible Tannis has built this using the blueprints she got from Angel’s prototype room. and why is THAT important?
Well, hear me out.
this is what a digistructer looks like. Imagine 2 of those facing opposite each other, supercharged by electricity
Now we know Tannis has built Digistruct peak to create fake enemies for us, but maybe those don’t last long/aren’t stable enough
and yeah I think you know where I’m going with this
I think it’s possible Tannis has somehow created a machine to digistruct Angel for us.
and you might be wondering
“why the fuck would she do that”
BECAUSE
IF YOU LOOK AT THE CONTROL PANEL WHILE YOU’RE UPLOADING THINGS FOR TANNIS
YOU CAN SEE ANGEL’S FACE APPEAR FOR A SPLIT SECOND
which only ever happened while she was speaking using her powers!!! I don’t even think you actually could “record” that because that’s her using her Siren powers to talk in your brain!! It’s not a part of your ECHO or a tv screen, that’s literally part of her powers
so what if Angel uploaded herself into Helios, then when AI Jack came barging in she had to hide somewhere she wouldn’t be found/overwritten by him
and please tell me if I’m wrong, i’ve been staring at a computer screen all day/night
but that looks like a body to me. You can see the left arm on the right, then a torso, then another arm slightly behind that
even the electric bursts coming out of them create the shape of a body standing there. I can very clearly see the hand/thigh/waist on the bottom and the shoulders/opening to a shirt? on top there
idk lmao. I’m trying my best to explain why her actress would tweet a picture of her with no context and then PIN it to her twitter page
why britanni. whyyy
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PLEASE gift me with the flogan smut. Flynn: Ok bud, let me tell you exactly how you screwed this whole thing up. Wyatt [not even kind of quietly]: Screw. You. Flynn: Not right now thanks but come by my room later [winks] Wyatt: [suddenly rethinking every decision he’s ever made because there’s no reason he should have found that wink so hot]
ahahhaha.
set post-2x07 after a presumable mission full of snark, wyatt getting served gallon jugs of tea by flynn and lucy, and general confusion and frustration and jealousy over their super totally not romantic night together. also tagging @extasiswings because obviously i am, and @sharkflip because imma ease them nice and slow straight into the trashcan.
Wyatt Logan has not had a good day.
In fact, it would be difficult to think when he’s had a worse one, all things considered. It started out with seeing Lucy leaving Flynn’s room this morning with the most satisfied of smiles, which Wyatt frankly did not know for sure meant satisfied or satisfied, but was jealous enough to order Flynn to stay the hell away from her. That was his first mistake, because Flynn has been doing the verbal equivalent of bitchslapping him with a dead fish all day long, and Wyatt (you know, he thinks bitterly, maybe this should not fucking surprise him) keeps walking right into them. Flynn has missed absolutely no opportunity to hit him between the eyes with pointed remarks about Jessica, about Lucy, about what Wyatt does and does not have any right to be jealous about, and to make things worse, Lucy’s been tagging in. You’d barely notice there was a trip to 1919, a police riot, a kidnapped suffragette, and everything else in there. Once they landed the Lifeboat back home, Rufus stalked off in one direction, Flynn and Lucy stalked off in another, and Wyatt, well, Wyatt…
(He’s fairly sure there might not be enough alcohol even in this bunker to make him feel better, but damn if he isn’t going to find out.)
He’s moody and snappish and doesn’t want to go bait at Jessica. He also doesn’t want to go anywhere he might have to see Flynn and Lucy playing footsie (or, you know, not playing footsie). Rufus is thoroughly sick of this avalanche of romantic nonsense from white people with communication problems, and has gone to commiserate with Jiya. That leaves Wyatt to find the most out-of-the-way corner of the bunker he can, the most readily available kind of alcohol, and a plan not to emerge unless to get more.
He’s sat there for a while, sipping steadily, when a shadow wavers on the floor, he hears footsteps, and someone comes around the corner. Of course, it is the person that, of everyone he is crammed into this sardine can with, Wyatt wants to see the absolutely goddamn least, and he gets to his feet fast enough to nearly knock over the beer. “What, think of a few more witty cracks you didn’t get off last time?”
Flynn looks surprised enough that it’s possible he didn’t realize Wyatt was there, and hasn’t in fact returned to play with his food, but of course, he recovers in an instant. “Witty? No, I don’t waste the witty ones on you, Logan.”
“Great.” Wyatt raises his eyes to the ceiling. “Look, just – just go off and – whatever. With Rufus and Lucy.” He can’t quite get – won’t get – his tongue around the fear that Flynn has replaced him, that now he’s bonding with Rufus and he’s whatever with Lucy, they don’t need Wyatt anymore. He’s just a man who loved his wife too much, who got a gift that no one in the history of the world ever does, and has managed to comprehensively make a mess of it. He’s angry and he’s hurt and he’s relieved and heartbroken and it’s all too much. If Flynn is here to jab at his sore spots some more, he’s half-afraid he’ll no longer have the strength to fight back, might just break, and that’s the worst of all.
Flynn raises an eyebrow. “Wasn’t I supposed to stay the hell away from them?”
“Shut up.” Wyatt turns on a heel, only to discover that drinking on an empty stomach has started to kick in, and he’s not completely steady on his feet. “Look, you’ve won, okay? And you’re right. About earlier. There, I said it. Now piss off and leave me alone.”
“I’m going to need you to repeat that, Wyatt.” Trust Garcia Fucking Flynn to be a) utterly relentless, and b) a totally graceless winner. “That you fucked it up and that I was right.”
“Screw you!” Wyatt bursts out savagely. “SCREW YOU! Why won’t you just – ”
Flynn stares him dead in the eye and does the tongue thing that, frankly, he should just not. “Oh? Well, I know you know where my room is, after you were lurking outside it earlier to ambush Lucy. You’re welcome to stop by too.”
That, to say the least, is not the response Wyatt was waiting for. He feels as if he’s run into a rope at neck level and been clotheslined to the ground (which is his usual state of being when dealing with this tall son of a bitch, unfortunately). He opens his mouth very wide. Nothing comes out except a faint sputtering noise. Finally he manages, “That’s not what I meant.”
“Isn’t it?” Flynn takes a step. “You’ve been very concerned about what’s going on inside it. You’re welcome to make a more personal inspection.”
“I – “ Wyatt raises a hand to push Flynn away, which misses his arm by a solid six inches. God, he feels like that fifteen-year-old kid who weighed a hundred and thirty soaking wet, before he filled out in the latter two years of high school. Sees Michael Young’s eyes gleaming at him under the bleachers, tastes the cheap beer on his tongue, I’m dead if Dad finds out, wondering if his father could see it on his face, Wayne Logan don’t raise no queers. His heart is hammering. He wants to hit Flynn, that’s what he wants. His fist clenches in anticipation.
Flynn looks down at him slowly and thoroughly, taking note of his (to say the least) frazzled state. A smirk curls up the edges of his mouth. “This,” he remarks. “This is just a tragedy.”
“Shut. Up.” Wyatt makes a good fist this time, makes both, and pushes Flynn hard in the shoulders. He doesn’t even budge. “Get away from me, you dick. Go away and torment someone else.”
Flynn does the tongue thing again, far more deliberately. Their faces are not that far apart in the dimness, and Wyatt’s pulse sounds like a jackhammer in his ears. “It’s more fun tormenting you.”
“I hate you.” Wyatt shoves him again (it’s definitely a shove, he doesn’t half-grab Flynn’s shirt or anything stupid like that, so he’s not sure how he ends up holding onto it). This time, he actually makes Flynn move, knocks him off balance a little, feels a searing thrill of entirely undeserved victory. They shift, grapple around on each other, and Wyatt loses his balance. Falls back heavily into the wall, pulling Flynn with him, and –
The next instant, Flynn’s hands come up to catch behind Wyatt’s head, Wyatt is jerking him down with both of his own, and they almost break each other’s noses. It’s not a kiss so much as a shared open-mouthed snarl, teeth scraping and tongues jabbing and warfare waged between their lips, as Flynn hoists Wyatt up further against the wall and pins him there as if in the prelude to slamming him (in one way or another). Wyatt is absolutely sure he does not want to be doing this, should never have done this, will regret ever having done it, and yet he is completely unable to stop. Flynn’s mouth is hot and strong and totally relentless, and at least while Wyatt is occupying it, it cannot be used for more annoying remarks, which is some sort of a win. It burns like fire and it’s a good way to be angry at him and god. God.
(Does Flynn kiss Lucy like this, Wyatt wonders? Domineering and brutal and devouring? Or does he kiss her as gently as spring rain, and melt like a snowflake under her touch?)
(Wyatt doesn’t care. Either way, he hates it. And definitely not because he’s half-imagining what it might be like to be in the middle of that.)
There’s nothing but hisses and grunts and gasps for another several moments, neither of them seemingly willing or able to pull away (because, you know, that might mean the other won, and they can’t have that). Then there’s another noise from the head of the hallway, this one totally exasperated in nature, and they drag their faces away to see Denise Christopher standing there with a look on her own that really, she deserves to have. After all this drama about who is kissing and/or sleeping with who, after the Time Team have been a bunch of horny teenagers in every apparent combination, after she is the only one abiding by the no-getting-laid, we-gotta-save-the-world stuff, after Wyatt and Flynn have been two of the biggest offenders in this department –
Denise stares at them with an I don’t know what I expected sort of look, and shakes her head. Then she very deliberately turns away, clearly doing her best to scrub that image from her brain, and vanishes around the corner. A distinct whiff of judgment lingers behind her.
Slowly, Flynn puts Wyatt down, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, breath knocked out but arrogance undimmed. “Well,” he says, low and rasping. “I’ll leave you to get on with your evening, then.”
With that, he saunters away around the corner (in the opposite direction from Denise), leaving Wyatt sagged against the wall, sweating profusely, and trying desperately to will away the most inconvenient and unwanted boner since the one he had in ninth grade for Ms. Taylor the hot math teacher. He wipes his mouth once and then again. It still feels burned and bruised and seared. It’s hard to imagine it fading soon. Or, in fact, at all.
God, he hates that guy.
#flogan#flogan ff#not quite smut so much as#wyatt logan plays with fire and sorely regrets his life choices#is left even more frustrated than before#mama christopher cannot believe she's running a high school#full of idiots who all want to bang#denise does not deserve this#lucys-preston#ask
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get to know me !!!
tagged by: @jeongjaebae AAAHH thank u so much for the tag 🥺 it was so fun reading urs and BTW i hope ur okay from ur scar story 😭
tagging: u who's reading this :p (why am i so shy to tag ppl AHHAHAHA I WILL GET THE COURAGE ONE DAY FUK)
what is your birthday?
i'm a scorpio !!!! october teehee but definitely do not fit the scorpio stereotype HAHAHAHA
what is your favorite color?
yellow <3
what's your lucky number?
i don't have one :<<
do you have any pets?
nope but I WANT A DOG >:(( i love dogs but my mom is allergic <///3
how tall are you?
..... 4'11 .....
how many pairs of shoes do you own?
uhhhh idk 5 or 6 ??
favorite song?
i have TOO MANY rn but if i had to name one, probably i went out by kyle lux !! IT'S SUCH A FUN & GROOVY SONG please give it a listen i swear it's so GOOD !! as for kpop i don't have one specific song in mind, i just listen to my kpop playlist on repeat LMFAO
favorite movie?
tbh idt i have one ??? but i did watch this movie recently called "knives out" it's really interesting n cool !!! i love pretty woman too omg ONE OF MY FAVES
what would be your ideal partner?
my biases ahahahahhaha jk 1/2 :"D
someone funny, respectful, and empathetic !!! i love it when someone can make me and my friends laugh, someone who knows their boundaries, and someone who'll take care of me when i'm a mess :>
do you want children?
yezzzzirrrr
have you gotten in trouble with the law?
no and hopefully never ? :"D
what color socks are you wearing?
my feet r naked atm B)
bath or shower?
showers >>>
favorite type of music?
as of the past few months, i love groovy music !!! it's just so fun to vibe to hihi
how many pillows do you sleep with?
2 pillows and 1 stuffed toy ><
which position do you sleep in?
on my side
what you don't like when you're sleeping?
i don't like it when i want to sleep but i just CAN'T it's so frustrating :(((
what do you have for breakfast?
peanut butter on bread :D
have you ever tried archery?
nawp but it looks cool !!!
favorite fruit?
i don't each much fruit but probably mangoes hehe
favorite swear word?
fuck or if a swear word in filipino, then gago HAHAHAHAH
do you have any scars?
i have one on my knee and one under my chin !!! both scars were caused because i could not see shit and i was being stupid LOL
are you a good liar?
i'd like to think i am when the situation calls for it?
what's your personality type?
esfp !!!! fun fact: my parents and i have the same mbti LMAO
what's your favorite type of girl?
as long she isn't toxic af 😃
innie or outie?
innie
left or right handed?
right handed !!
favorite food?
too many . BUT fine if i were to choose rn, i'm craving ice cream, steak, or flavored french fries (POTATO CORNER <//3)
are you clean or messy?
DEPENDS i like to be clean/organized most of the time but sometimes i just don't give a shit and i end up leaving my room (and myself) looking like a mess
favorite foreign food?
japanese or italian food omg
how long does it take for you to get ready?
15 minutes if i don't shower, 30-40 if i do AHAHHAHA
most used phrase?
"omg" or "WTF"
are you a good singer?
i think i am ?? idk HAHAHHA
do you sing yourself?
i used to take singing lessons when i was younger and was even part of my school's chorale for a year or two !!! now i just idk casually sing wherever i go HAHAHAHA it's become natural
biggest fear?
being alone/ignored when i need people the most ig ??
do you like long or short hair?
uhhh how about mid-length hair? HAHAHAHA
are you into gossips?
..... most of the time HDSJDSJDJ I KNOW IT'S BAD but sometimes it gets juicy ok 😔
extrovert or introvert?
extrovert afff but i'm not the super duper duper friendly kind that i can say hi to u first in a party u feel HAHAHAHA but yes generally super extroverted
favorite school subject?
i'm not so familiar w my subjects this year since we just started, but last year it was organization & management and business math !!! (bmath was like hella easy HAHAHA)
what makes you nervous?
many things AHAHHAHAHA HARD TO SAY
who was your first real crush?
i guess REAL real crush like kinda in10se was grade 6 i think ?? we were in the community together HAHAHHA i don't like him like that now tho ,,, and we're really good friends rn so yay !!
how many piercings do you have?
2 !! one on each ear :>
how fast can you run?
idk tbh not that fast HAHAHAHHAHA
what color is your hair?
black !!! i dyed it black over the summer but before that it was a lighter brown !! that was a dye job too HAHAHAHAH
what color are your eyes?
dark brown
what makes you angry?
when people don't commit, when they freeload, when they're toxic, MANY MANY THINGS IN LIFE </3
do you like your own name?
ig ??? i can't imagine my name being anything else HAHAHA
do you want a boy or a girl as a child?
any ig !!
what are your weaknesses?
sometimes my body goes emotions over common sense so lyk ,,,,,,,
what are your strengths?
i'm usually pretty positive and i'm empathetic !!! also protective over the people i love :<
what is the color of your bedspread?
purple
color of your room?
pink HAHAHA i would repaint but i like the life it brings to my room ^^
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my thoughts while watching riverdale sEASON FINALE: (spoilers, probably) drugs and maple syrup same thing PESKY KIDS MADE ME THINK YOU SCOOBY DOO the way keller said "pushin the dope" is so white bless the lord for giving archie shirts that fit well ARCHIE SHUT UP YOU ARE ALL STILL IN DEEP SHIT AHAHHAHA HIS DAD JUST SAID THAT IM A PROPHET now i want pancakes thanks coopers WHY ARE YOU OK WITH YOUR FATHER HE IS A SHITTY HUMAN betty looks so guilty when she gets called to the principal and she didn't even do anything wow YEAH ARCHIES RIGHT WHAT ABOUT JUGHEAD THE BOY DESERVES IT oh wait jughead doesn't perfectly work with the way you want everyone to fit into society, sorry i forgot YES PLS CAMERA LET ME SEE THESE PEOPLE FROM ALL THESE ANGLES JUGHEAD HAS EYEBAGS TO RIVAL MY OWN why did ronnie stand up to say that i feel bad for cheryl even tho she was kinda the spawn of satan I GET THE BLOSSOMS MOM IS GRIEVING BUT WHY YOU GOTTA BE A BITCH archie just pick ONE girl and stay with her please if archie starts liking betty i will sue somebody (i don't think ive done one of these where i don't threaten to sue someone) YES JOSIE YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY YOU LOOK LIKE A MERMAID betty and her mom are matching wow cute AT LEAST WE KNOW JOAQUIN IS SAFE don't tell me cheryl is going to do something rash im always captivated by veronicas eyebrows POLLYYYYYSYSHEH ISNT IN THE BLOSSOM HOUSE YEYEYE really fred you are breaking jughead even more (i know you're trying to help but cmon) YES JUGGY EAT THAT BURGER im worried about cheryl WHY DO THEY ONLY USE KEVIN AS AN EXTRA TO GIVE NEWS THE MAIN GROUP HES THE SHERIFFS SON HE HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL JUST LIKE MY BOI DESANTOS DID BUT NOOOOooOoOoooOo hermione stop i swear is polly going to have her baby during the off season YES BETTY WIN THAT ARGUMENT WITH YOUR MOTHER MAKE HER CRY YOU GO GIRL i have 68 absences yet cheryl can't stay home is the next season going to be a hunt for her brother THAT DUDE IN THR BACKGROUNDS HAIR WOW IM IMPRESSED "go to the dark side" is cheryl going to kill herself IM LAUGHING THEY ARE TOO PREPPY TO GO OVER THERE JUGGY HAS FRIENDS LEAVE HIM BE YOU ARENT HELPING YOU ARE LIKE EMBARRASSING FAMILY MEMBERS ARCHIE I S2G IS CHERYL GOING TO KILL HERSLEF CHERYL DONT ALL GO YOU IDIOTS RONNIE USE YOUR HEALS AND CRACK THE ICE archie why are you punching it ohmydjd didn't kj actually murder his hand doing this and have to go to the hospital hermione use your manners i laughed at the snort in the middle of bettys crying oops WHY DIDNT YOU JUST JUMP ON THE ICE "I WANT TO BE THAT FOR YOU" YES BOY YOU FINALLY PICKED A GIRL NOW YOU JUST GOTTA STAY WITH HER THE PUSSYCSTS ARE SOMCUTE I LOVE THEIR AESTHETIC MA BOI ARCHIE ANDREWS how does fp look good after being in a cell so long I SWEAR IF JUGHEAD CRIES ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT (MORE THAN ALREADY HAVE) JUGHEAD YOURE HERE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH if i was giving that speech i would stutter so much go betty betty people are going to be more angry and you because people don't like hearing the truth unless it makes them sound good YES KEVIN archie's impaired clapping im dead hermione being personally offended things didn't go her way THE NAMES ON THE CAST ITS SO PERFECT I LOVE CHERYL SAID MOTHER INSTEAD OF MOMMY CHERYL WYD HE SIAIDNGHEE HAAID HE SIANDIT OHMH GOD HE TOOK OF HIS HAT HE SAID I LVOE YOU TWICE BETTY SAID I LOCE YOU BACK IHMU GOD THEYA RE KISSING THEY ARE KSSIITJNHE PPICKED HER UP THIS IS SPICY RONNIE AND ARCHIE HOT DAMN KICK OF THOSE SHOES DAMN how did his shirt not get stuck on his cast HOT HOT HOT WOW JUST KIDDING JUGHEAD AND BETTY ARW WINNING THE HOT HOT HOT who the fuck DOGODOGODOGODOGFOGDOG I LOVE HSINHAIR COLES HAIR MAN WHY IS THE JACKET SO ATTRACTIVE HELL YEAH BETTY LEAVE HIM HE LOOKS DAMN Archie sounds so pure but also like an old woman "I was trying not to wake you" WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING NO GOD DID ARCHIE ANDREWS JUST GRT SHOT NOPE IT WAS HIS DAD OH GOD FRED NO WHO WAS THAY OHKY GOD DIDNIT JSUT END THERE WHAY THE HELL THAYS NOT OKAU WHAY THE MCFUCKING FUCK UMMMMMMM well okay fuck me what the so many things need to happen next season, for example: -jughead not crying or almost crying every episode because i can't take it - the babies - brother??? - more of jughead in the jacket -explanation of what just happened to fred - joavin - joauin coming back - kevin and joaquin having character development -more things but i haven't written my essay thats due in the morning and it's 2 am EDIT: I SAVED THIS IN DRAFTS INSTEAD OF UPLOADING THIS I AM AN IDIOT IM SORRY
#I CANT PROCESS THIS#riverdale#jughead jones#cheryl blossom#archie andrews#betty cooper#veronica lodge#riverdale reaction
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