gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot - Tumblr blog

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 7 days

Text

I'm doing the shar trials right, and the stupid dark step stuff, the fog everywhere annoying shit

So I put like super jump on Shadowheart, had her jump two platforms, or whatever you wanna call them, then let her cast light on herself, and then use the misty step scroll to get over to the orb

Work smarter, not harder😎

#gaming #funny #bg3 #bg3 shadowheart #baldur's gate shadowheart #trials of shar

5 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 17 days

Text

You might think "Oh this is lovely, just two characters, relaxing, one playing music..."

And the other behind is just... minding their own business...

yEET

A close up🥲

#gaming #funny #baldur's gate #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 oc #bg3 #bg3 tav

2 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 17 days

Text

Pretty pics of my and my sister's characters

#gaming #funny #baldur's gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate tav #baldur's gate 3 co-op

5 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

Me looking at things without my glasses:

#gaming #funny #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

9 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

Okay so this is prob a baldur's gate 3 spoiler so if you haven't # out that tag, then uh? Yes.

This is also obviously a rant.

So I'm on my 4th playthrough, and my take on the guardian/ emperor changed. Very. Fast. And not in a very nice way.

So the first time I was in love with my guardian, I was in a romance with Astarion, but holy shit I would give the world to my guardian, so yes u can imagine my fucking heartbreak of the moment I saw him, like I had to stop gaming cuz I felt so betrayed.

And then I obviously were just hurt and whatever but nice about it to him.

Then I decided I would actually romance him as my second character, mage dude, and well....

Things happened, and I got the same story he had like "Nobody knew who I was, I had so many friends" bleh bleh, and I remember feeling pretty like 🤨 when bone daddy- I mean Withers, said that mindflayers don't have souls like? Excuse you what about the emperor??

And I ofc slept with him, which u can do, and I obviously don't kink shame if you're into it, but i was not

I was hiding my face, peeking through my fingers, and then just regret everything ever.

And like? Romance was fine, and I didnt turn into a mindflayer at the end, cuz I was also dating Karlach and well... can't be a mindflayer then.

And the whole thing that HE was the founder of Baldur's gate? That HE IS him??? Honestly?

At that point I felt even more upset, and disgusted. Not only cuz of what he did, but just... him. And ugh. (I didn't do that quest the first time, cuz I didn't know)

Then come me as durge...

First of all... I've never loved a character more, maybe Gage from fallout 4, than my durge, a queen like wow💅🏻

And with her I was just done with the emperor, like... I expected him to be the same, ya know?

But no.

No.

He was NOT!!!! the same.

And this game have sent me on so many rollercoasters I wanna lie down and never get up

I feel so betrayed? So... stupid I feel so fucking stupid, cuz Withers SAYS mindflayers don't have souls?? And I????? Believe this tentacle monster????? Like wtf

And then only to learn that his "friends" were actually NOT???? But basically possessed to "hang out" with him?

And yeah he claims that he ate "only criminals" but how do we know??? If he lied about that? He probably ate other people too, he probably didn't even spiderman/batman himself around like he said/showed us he did.

As I played more and more durge I just felt disgusted and a fool, like?? I do talk, rant, to friends and yes even family, when I'm either yay obsessed about the game/character or to upset rant, and everybody knows about the beginning and end and on actually how much this hurt and I know its so stupid

But o m g I am so??? UGH

I hate him, like I fr fr fr hate him.

I'm playing as a Githyanki now, and I'll find out how that works out, but bruh.

Istg if I find out more shocking things, I will just nap for 3 days...

And I'm trying to stay as much gith as I can, but also how mellow my dude is, but yeah...

I fucking hope I don't have more to add to this, cuz that's gonna be in all capital letters istg

#gaming #gaming rant #baldur's gate 3 mindflayer #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 spoilers #spoilers #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 tav #baldur's gate 3 durge #bg3 oc #bg3 emperor #baldur's gate 3 emperor #baldur's gate 3 guardian

12 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

My character, talking to a dead drow: what was your profession?

Drow: ...male...

Game: you can ask no more questions

Me: ??????

#gaming #funny #relatable gaming thoughts #bg3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3

17 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

#gaming #funny #relatable gaming thoughts #baldur's gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 gortash #enver gortash #lord gortash #bg3

9 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

I honestly just can't help it🥲

#gaming #funny #relatable gaming thoughts #gaming meme #gaming memes #game meme

5 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

Okay listen, I know Gale says like "ignis" or whatever, but I hear "eat this" and like yessss??? But 😭

#gaming #funny #relatable gaming thoughts #baldur's gate #bg3 #bg3 gale #baldur's gate gale

6 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

My new character!

This is him :)

I named him Bobby 😌

And here's his guardian

She

Is

Fiiiiine 😍

#gaming #funny #relatable gaming thoughts #bg3 screenshots #bg3 oc #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 guardian #baldur's gate 3

5 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

I'm making a new character, and I'm making him and u get to choose his bits and I'm like...

Laughing.

Full on loudly ugly laughing cuz like???

It swooshes😂 I fucking can't, it's been 5 mins and I keep twirling him

Why is it so detailed 😭

Oh my god...

1. He got no ass

2. I can see his balls from behind🙊

I'm an adult, I can look at dicks without laughing....

...

3 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

Gale: I can sacrifice myself

Me: stfu u fucking c*nt

Gale: put a stop to all of this

Me: and kill us in the process, just sit down princess

Gale: I've followed u this far, guess I can keep following u now, for the greater good

Me: I'm the spawn of satan wdym

#gaming #funny #relatable gaming thoughts #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #im at the last battle and gale doesnt really like me so hes being a lil bitch

7 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

I really tried to just game but like...

Goddammit 🥲

But look at that word count tho? Lovely.

I'm not one to beg for people to check out my work- wait... yes I am

🥺

👉🏻👈🏻

5 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

A Vampire lord, a bhaal spawn and a wizard walk into a bar... and there's nobody left cuz the two first have killed the city and the wizard wishes he became that god

#gaming #funny #relatable gaming thoughts #bg3 spoilers

2 notes · View notes

gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 1 month

Text

nOOOOOOOOOO!!!!