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novalupin24 · 1 year
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Personal opinion on harry potter/marauders ships cus Its late and I don't wanna sleep
Drarry-toxic in canon and Draco has done terrible things to people and hasn't even thought about apologizing but fanon drarry is amazing(without the cringe mpreg or things like that)0/10 for canon 10/10 fanon
Wolfstar-perfect, no buts, perfection on bread infinite/10
Pansmoine-I don't know where it came from but I love it, it won't happen in canon but fuck it 10/10
Remadora-it's a 13 year old difference in age, only happened cus J.K is homophobic, don't get me wrong I love tonks but not this ship 0/10
Grindeldore(I'm pretty sure I didn't spell it right)-Its so toxic and so good at the same time 9/10
Dorlene-amazing, good thrope 200/10
Blairon-I feel like it only happened cus of pansmoine and Drarry but it's a good ship 8/10
Chedric-If only they didn't have such a big age difference it would be perfect but since of that 9/10
Hedric-I don't personally ship it but I feel like Cedric was more Harry's bi awakening than his boyfriend or crush or idk but there was indeed something there 5/10
Jegulus-It obviously wouldn't happen in canon but the thrope is freaking amazing and I love and ship it so much 100/10
Jily-I'm a big Jegulus shipper but it's alright and it's canon but James kept on asking Lily out in ATYD so it's kinda weird 7/10
Jegulily-I don't ship it but it's cute and I have seen a lot of skits with it 8/10
Marylily-perfect. Need I say more?100/10
Dramoine-No. It would be more toxic than poison -1000/10
Deamus-perfect. I haven't seen much about it but I know the basics and I love it 10/10
Linny-Amazing, it's cute, it has a good thrope, brilliant 100/10
Theville(Neville Longbottom x Theo Nott)- It's cute, I ship it 10/10
Ok that's all I can think of, give me more ships if you want
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teaforthotxxx · 5 months
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Do people who ship Regulus x Lily or Jegulily also ship Panmoine (Pansy x Hermoine) because they are so similar. It’s actually really cute.
Ps im more MaryLily and Jegulus myself but its so cuteeee
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sirius-you-know · 2 years
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I hate fanfics with open ending, don't you think I would have stuck with the canon.
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For the abcd ask (idk what to call it)
L A I D
(No I did not do that on purpose idk what you mean)
ly <3
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this was too funny to me tbh (you couldve spelled it as dial but no. im proud of you)
I'm mainly in the marauders/harry potter fandom so l will answer this with respect to that:
L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.) hmm i had to think about this but its: Emmeline Vance she's like a background character i dont feel tooo much for her but shes interesting. shes hardworking and loyal and i hc her as a slytherin which is a compliment in and of itself tbh she's a pretty powerful witch. she's dedicated to what she believes in and overall a good person who's friendly (i read up her on harry potter wiki and she wears an emerald green shawl. so she has taste)
A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed. WHERE DO I BEGIN for the boys drarry, wolfstar, jegulus, prongsfoot (both platonic and romantic), honestly really REALLY liking jegulily right now, rosekiller and for the ladies: marylily, pansmoine, dorlene
I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why? nope never happened, my experience with fandom on tumblr has been good (knock on wood)
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t. marlene/mary look. its sweet... its nice.. l like best friends to lovers stuff... but i cant like it honestly. i think marylily and dorlene are my fav ships and i prefer them. while i am a multishipper, i just see them as friends. so its nice but not for me disclaimer: i might be one good fic away from liking them so remember that
(LOVE YOU. AGGRESSIVELY.)
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graveyardviolence · 2 months
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ABOUT : GRAVEYARDVIOLENCE
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✰ andreil. jeandrew. kevaaron. skk. stsg. itafushi. rosekiller. quillkiller. bartylus. wolfstar. jegulus. jily. marylily. pandalily. dorlene. maryline. drarry. pansmoine. blairon. linny.
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that starves you, and in doing so
praise the place that birthed you.
birthed you fucked up.
birthed you ugly, and interesting, and ready to scream.
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sunset-bobby · 3 years
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it’s half the Weasleys canonically marrying bipocs for me because yes harry hermione and audrey are bipoc as well as angelina
i was gonna make a joke about the solidarity between gingers and bipoc but i forgot it lmaoo
also alive aus you got Lee in there too (cause even tho ppl think it’s George and Lee I could have sworn it was Fred and Lee so i’m sticking with that
anyway the weasleys fuck with the bipocs we stan
and even tho my perciver, Drarry and Linny heart is like now we you talking bout these straight couples....divorce and staying friends is a thing meaning it still counts....
not to mention pansmoine and blairon is still them fucking w/ the bipocs
anyway just a little thought running through my head ignore me
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whatisbraincells · 3 years
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Alright I have a concept: Anyone interested?
Harry Potter, but they’re just they queer friend group
Still magic, but they have phones, learn math and stuff, and no Voldy stuff just a bunch of gay kids at a boarding school
I’m thinking Trans Ron, Trans Hermione(and black), Enby Luna, Pansmoine, Hedric, Linny, Flintwood and Wolfstar as like teachers
(Totally not an identical thought process about my ST au...)
Idk sounds fun write
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nobody asked for it, but here is what i think about hp ships.
drarry - *sigh* I mean, I don’t ship it. don’t get me wrong, I love bisexual harry, but drarry is lokey kinda toxic. 3/10 
deamus - MY OTP! THE SWEETEST SHIP! I LOVE THEM! I WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR THEM 1000/10
linny - honestly, this ship is also really sweet. I think that ginny would be with luna before she got together with harry. I don’t know, a cute high school romance. 7/10
romione - they’re cute. i was rooting for them. hermione deserves it. 9/10
hinny - basically romione but with ginny. 9/10
flintwood - OK BUT I’M A SUCKER FOR THEM. I THINK ABOUT THEM KISSING AFTER THE QUIDDITCH CUP, AND I GO FERAL!! 11/10 
perciver - ummmm. i just screamed about how i love flintwood...... also percy is lokey mean. 1/10 
pansmoine - i don’t ship it. ron and hermione are soulmates. 0/10
blairon - honestly, i don’t really remember blaise..... so i don’t ship him with ron. again, ron and hermione are soulmates. 0/10
wolfstar - YESSSSS!! WE STAN GAY SIRIUS!!! SOLID ROMANCE 10/10
duna - i mean, i get why you would ship it...... BUT DEAMUS OR DIE BABY 2/10
georgelina - its pure, she is perfect for george, and george needs someone like that. 9/10 
harmony - RON AND HERMIONE ARE SOULMATES 1/10
jily - it’s pure, it’s sweet, and it’s canon. 9.5/10
nuna - honestly, i love neville but luna just isn’t right for him. 2/10
dramoine - isn’t draco gay....... 0/10
bellamione - yeah, i’m not vibing with that. TOXIC -10000/10
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remuslupinismypuppy · 4 years
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Hogwarts powerful couples that JK Rowling probably forgot to mention in Harry Potter :
Remus + Sirius: Wolfstar
Draco + Harry: Drarry
Pansy + Hermione: Pansmoine
Blaise + Ron: Blairon
Marlene + Dorcas: (I don't know their ship name)
James + Regulus: Jegulus
Seamus + Dean: Deamus....?
Umbridge + Flich: Ulich..(lol. Just made up)
Luna + Ginny: Linny
Theo + Neville: Theville (lol)
Parvati + Lavender: Parvender
Scorpious + Albus: Scorbus
(Feel free to add ships that JK forgot to mention) :)
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cosmic-affinities · 4 years
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who wants to read a Drarry 8th year fic when the golden trio and syltherin trio are paired off to be roommates but -surprise surprise- everyone's gay im talking darry pansmoine AND blaise/ron (do they have ship name idk) BUT PLOT TWIST its mainly Drarry roommates based on the song “What Is This Feeling” from Wicked but suuuuppppeerrr gay and everyone knows but the two of them
im already writing it but its currently completely self-indulgent sooo lets see if i can get some support on this lmao
edit: I’ve posted three chapters, Here is the AO3 link
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teaforthotxxx · 5 months
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See the thing about Pansy and Hermoine (Pansmoine) vs Ronmoine is that I have no real reason to prefer Pansmoine. I just do.
Like ok I know some people don’t like ronmoine cause of the movies but they were cute in the books (from what I remember). They have that bickering married couple vibe. But PANSMOINE has that dark academia we fell in love through hexes and secret meetings in the library vibes.
Like Pansy stole Hermoine’s first kiss. She used to hex Ron for being so close to Hermoine. Pansy getting annoyed that Hermoine was always called “Potter’s girlfriend”. Pansy getting protective over Hermoine’s title as the “brightest witch of her year”. Pansy who struggled with loving a mudblood and living up to the expectations of her death eater asian parents.
Hermoine finding Pansy crying after failing a test. Hermoine fixing Pansy’s eyeliner in the girl’s bathroom. Hermoine telling Draco and Blaise to look out for Pansy because she is going through a tough time and needs support.
Bonus points if its POC curly haired Hermoine x asian goth Pansy.
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sirius-you-know · 2 years
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the potterhead urge to abandon my tbr and reread harry potter.
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autumnsnuggling · 5 years
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CONGRATSSSS!!!! domestic darry, blairon, & pansmoine
Hey Nonnie! 
Thanks so much for the prompts! I don’t know if this is what you meant. but I finally have 3 things for you! I hope you enjoy! 
Drarry
The sensation of an all enveloping warmth pressing to his back greeted Draco as the deep pull of sleep eased slightly, drawing him back to consciousness. It tangled with his legs, snaked its way around his side, and settled in the centre of his chest as something soft tickled his neck. It could mean only one thing; his human koala bear was awake.
Even in his sleep addled state, which he was definitely not prepared to escape just yet, an embarrassingly fond smile tugged at his lips. Honestly, no matter how much he protested, there was something about the speccy git’s embrace that he couldn’t resist. Which was fortunate, because a better name for the Gryffindor would have been the Boy Who Cuddled.
A tightening around his waist as a yawn shuddered lightly through his boyfriend’s body brought Draco out of his musings. Back to the soft, somnolent room. Back to the safe, warm arms of his boyfriend. It was almost perfect.
“Mornin…” Of course, the idiot had to ruin it with talking.
“Shh! Sleeping,” was his only reply, a frown replacing his smile at the rude disturbance. Gentle shakes from the man behind him let him know Harry was laughing. Tosser.
“You’re such a grump-a-lump in the morning,” came the reply. The smile in Harry’s voice made him want to hex the prick. Fortunately for the prat, he was too comfy to be bothered. But Harry lapsed into silence again (thank Merlin!), and Draco readily reached for the welcoming arms of sleep again, absolutely ignoring his boyfriend’s gentle caresses that were there solely to apologise for disturbing his final few precious moments of sleep.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Buggering squirrel bollocks. Why did he have to get up?!
“Noooo,” Harry whined, voicing Draco’s sentiments exactly as he tightened his grip around Draco’s waist. An almost overwhelming desire to shirk all his responsibilities and roll over into the Gryffindor’s strong embrace flooded through him as the raven-haired man buried his face into Draco’s shoulder. But, the thoughts of all he had to do that day had already begun plaguing him, and within seconds Draco found himself reluctantly forcing the last dregs of sleep from his mind.
“I have to get up,” he murmured, tamping down on the urge to give a deep, bone weary sigh as he thought about the effort it would take just to stand up.  
“Bad Draco!” Harry suddenly exclaimed in Draco’s ear. What was he, three?!
“Must stay in bed forever!” Merlin’s saggy balls, why did that make him smile?! Draco sighed as his koala bear became a limpet.
“You need to get up too, you idiot.”
“Not yet! It’s the arse crack of dawn, I don’t have to be up for hours! I have snuggle time. Snuggle with meee…” Ugh, if only that were possible.
But it wasn’t. Drinking in a final glorious moment of comfort in his boyfriend’s arms, Draco focused on the day ahead, before somehow successfully disentangling himself from his Chosen One. Not that the Gryffindor didn’t vehemently protest, of course. He was worse than a child trying to cling onto a favourite toy.
As he started heading towards the shower, ignoring the slight chill of the room on his skin, a petulant voice called after him.
“You’re mean.” A quick glimpse over his shoulder revealed a thoroughly disgruntled and completely adorable boyfriend glaring at him over the top of the covers, which were right upto his eyes. Gods, when did he get so soft for Gryffindor’s?
“I’ll pick up treacle tart on the way home?” He offered; honestly, the man would live off the stuff if Draco let him. Still, he wished his stomach would stop doing acrobatics at the sight of the gorgeous smile that immediately spread across his boyfriend’s face. It was most unbefitting.
“Okay!” The idiot grinned. In the next breath, the Gryffindor had shifted to the middle of the bed, wrapping the duvet around him like a cocoon.
“Mmm, my bed,” he sighed happily, face pressed into Draco’s pillow.
“It is not, you bastard!” The outraged exclamation merely made the prick’s smile widen.
“Tough, not much you can do about it!”
“Ugh! Why do I love you?” He muttered, stalking off to the bathroom for his morning ablutions.
Still, as he gave the pillock one final, lingering look, warmth curling its way through his chest at the man curled adorably in his- no, their bed, and pressed a chaste kiss to his soft skin, he couldn’t deny, he wouldn’t change it for the world.
Blairon
Dancing is key to Blaise and Ron’s relationship.
Typically, purebloods learn how to dance as part of their pre-Hogwarts education, and as Blaise’s family cared about traditions, he was educated in the main dances suitable for a young pureblood gentleman
Ron, however, wasn’t.
His family, although they enjoyed certain types of dancing, found a lot of the traditions odd and outdated, so he was just as useless as a babbling bumbling band of buffoons when it came to the dance floor
Blaise, of course expected this.
He knew how Ron had been raised, he knew what the family valued, and knew dancing wasn’t going to be up there
And he didn’t care at all
He loved the red-head for his wit, his personality, and his highly biteable, kissable arse, far more than his ability to sashay around a ballroom
But just because Ron couldn’t dance, it didn’t stop him from trying
One morning, after a wonderful night christening their new apartment, Blaise found the red-haired jerking wildly to the music in his kitchen, whilst singing (if you could call it that) along, all the while preparing breakfast for them
The Slytherin couldn’t help bursting out laughing at the awkward movements, the complete lack of grace, and co-ordination from his lover
(Despite the fact that the look of pure freedom on his freckled face was utterly adorable)
Ron, of course, flushed to his ears
“As if you can dance, Zabini!” He shot back, trying and failing to hide his embarrassment by turning the bacon
Blaise merely sidled up to him, gently kissing up his neck, purring seductively in his ear to put his man at ease, before gently reminding him that, actually, as a pureblood who was brought up with the traditions, he could dance
Without a word, he’d taken Ron’s hand, made sure their food wouldn’t burn, and then changed the music to something far more appropriate for a wizard to waltz too
Then, with perfect poise, and elegant grace, he’d swept his boyfriend around the room, spinning him, twirling him, lifting him, just as any gentleman would
Ron, the brute, had stumbled along, almost tripping over his own feet too many times to count. Without Blaise’s firm hold, he definitely would have face planted. 
But as the song ended, they both stilled, miraculously upright, and for the first time, Blaise realised that dance had been different.
For once, he hadn’t just felt the steps, counted the beats, and moved as he should
He hadn’t just gone through the motions
He’d breathed the music, relished the feel of Ron in his arms, become one with the melody and his partner.
He’d enjoyed himself
And as he looked at Ron, he found a slightly dreamy look lingering in his eyes, completely swept away by the dance
That was the first time Blaise knew he was well truly screwed for the caterwauling, red-headed catastrophe of a Gryffindor
And from then on, they made a point of dancing
Never at events. Never when they were expected too
Unless they both really wanted to. 
And Ron never really got that much better,
But dancing was their time. Their escape from life. 
To just dwell with each other
To just feel each other
To just love each other
And if their friends come over and hear slow music on, they all know to wait for a while
Soon enough, Blaise and Ron come in, laughing, giggling, staring adorably into each other’s eyes, the air so charged with their emotion it makes the hairs on everyone’s skin stand up
And no one would have it any other way
It’s their private time, and no matter how many fights they’ve had, how long they’ve been apart, how stressful life has been
All they need to do is dance
And suddenly
They know that everything is going to be okay
Both of them falling in love that little bit more
Pansimione
Sunday afternoons were made for this. 
Dwindling, weak, winter sunlight filtered through the window as Hermione turned another page of the leather tome she was reading. The lingering smell of a roast dinner caressed her nose as the sounds of Pansy humming along to the wireless floated gently to her ears. As the open fire crackled to her side, and a warm blanket covered her, keeping the sharp, chilly air at bay, peace and contentment flooded her veins. There was very little better than relaxing with a good book, a full stomach, in a cozy cottage with the woman you loved.
“Give me your feet,” Pansy materialised beside her, demanding as ever.
“What?”
“Give me your feet!” Pansy repeated, waiting for a minute with an expectant look on her face.
“No! They’re nice and warm!”
But apparently that was an unacceptable answer to the Slytherin who gave a dramatic sigh, and pulled the blanket off her feet with a flourish. 
“Hey!” Hermione protested, cool air creeping up her legs as Pansy settled herself on the end of the sofa. She didn’t dare pull away though; Pansy was wicked and relentless in the pursuit of something she wanted.
“Oh hush you stupid tart,” she murmured, in a remarkably affectionate tone. 
In just a few seconds Hermione’s socks had been unceremoniously yanked off, sending a light shiver over her dark skin. Pansy’s dark eyes merely focused more intently on her toes, pulling out a bottle of nail polish as she did so. 
“Can you at least cast a warming cha-”
“Do learn when to shut up,” Pansy interrupted. Hermione glared at her partner. 
“Whore.” 
“Aw, thanks babe!” The wretch had the audacity to blow her a kiss. 
Of bloody course. Resigning herself to her fate, Hermione merely rolled her eyes as she returned to her book. But moments later, as a tingling sensation began creeping up from her toes, she remembered exactly why she let the bint torture her. 
With every stroke of the brush, every gentle but firm touch from Pansy’s delicate hands, light, flittering tingles skittered across Hermione’s skin, and warmth pooled in her stomach. They set her heart a-flutter, easing tension away with every gentle stroke, reducing her to putty under the SLytherin’s hands.
It was absolutely delightful.
Carefully marking her place in the book, a happy sigh escaped her, as she surrendered to the euphoric feeling. Pansy merely sniggered.
“Anyone would think I’m giving you the best goddamn shag of your life!” 
A vague reprimand about the Slytherin’s crude language flew through Hermione’s mind, but Pansy’s grip changed again, sending another shiver through her, chasing away the sentiment with another wave of pleasure. 
“Maybe later, this is too nice right now,” she sighed, touches and tickles sending ripples of joy through her. Pansy rolled her eyes, but leaned slightly further forward over Hermione’s nails. She didn’t even try to stop the happy hum that escaped her. 
“Anyway, you love that your touch affects me like this,” she murmured after a moment of silence, eyes slipping closed to enjoy the sensation more fully. No matter how often they touched, how much they hugged, or spooned, or caught each other in simple, tender kisses, Hermione always felt sparks at her lover’s touch, and promptly melted into a pile of goo. At one point in her life admitting that would have been almost unbearable. She was glad she was past that now...
Pansy muttered something that sounded suspiciously like ‘touch starved twat’, but she didn’t have the mental capacity to point out- again!- that she wasn’t touch starved at all. It was just that when she got focused on something she just… forgot… about other things. It wasn’t her fault that she struggled to turn off her hyper-focus and couldn’t recognise when she needed to stop… Thankfully, since moving in with her, Pansy often did that for her, stopping her with a simple stroke of fingers over her neck. It was one of the many reasons she loved the woman. No matter how much of a pain she was.
As the sun moved across the sky and the fire continued to crackle, Pansy silently moved from her feet to her hands, and bliss hummed happily through Hermione’s veins. 
“I love you,” she whispered, seeking out Pansy’s eyes through the woman’s silky, black bob. Pansy’s despairing sigh had giggle bubbling from Hermione’s lips. 
“Love you too, you soppy cow. Now shut up and let me finish your nails.” 
Yes, Sunday afternoons were definitely made for this.
Hope you enjoyed! Thanks for the asks and the congrats! 
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sapphichalo · 4 years
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rules: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better, i was tagged by the lovely @livinginsuncity, thank you andrea! 🥰
top three ships: imma do fictional, and say drarry, jily, and wolfstar (shoutout also to linny and pansmoine as well as deamus) i love gay hp ships a lot
last movie: mamma mia 2
lipstick or chapstick: chapstick
last song: loved by you by kirby
reading: a couple of fics but no books currently 😬😬
watching: i am not ok with this
totally spies or powderpuff girls: both and winx 😍
i tag: @hereforthedrama441 @watermelonsbb @watermelonsugarhii @harrysgoldenbooties @forreveries @partiallypansexual @louistyles
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nevelles · 7 years
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im starting to think i could really be on board with harry & theo as a ship
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drarry-imagines · 6 years
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Drarry and Pansmoine on a double date:
*Pansy & Draco are 30 mins late*
Hermione, looking around: where are they, I fear people might think we’re on a date instead.
Harry: Why, embarrassed to be seen with me?
Hermione, deadpan: Yes.
Harry, fake insulted: You’re no delight either.
Pansy, appearing out of nowhere: I beg to disagree.
Draco, behind her: and Granger, Harry might be an idiot but at least he’s good looking. Be grateful.
Harry, sarcastically: Thanks babe, so nice to see you’re devotion to me.
Hermione: where have you two been!
Pansy & Draco, look at each other confused: We were trying to be fashionably late.
Harry, rolls eyes: Fashionably late is five to ten minutes nOT 30 MINUTES!
Hermione: What gave you the idea that you were fashionably late?
Pansy & Draco: Well we are fashionable *strikes a pose* and late. But I guess you guys can’t relate.
Hermione & Harry: ....
Harry, to Hermione: I think we’ve accidentally dated the same people.
Hermione: I know it’s scary.
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