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Modern Sirius Black
Uses slang like slay and yas whenever he's with Walpurga cus it annoys her
He first started listening to bowie, Queen and t.rex and now refuses to listen to anything else
Secretly enjoys Taylor swift, mother mother, M氓neskin and Artic monkeys but if you ask he hates it
"Why would I listen to such bullshit? It's the devil reincarnated into music I'm telling you! Play some queen, bowie, classics not shit!"
He hides his modern music by recording it and putting the record through his other ones
Whenever he goes to the bookstore/thriftshop with Remus he mostly only gets some CD or records if they have them but Remus on the other hand gets half the shop
"Why do you need so many books Moony? These filths are ruining my chances of getting attention from you I swear to merlin!"
Watched twilight and teases Remus with recreating scenes
Went to a dog race with James as the owner and lost to some border collie and was really dramatic about it
"Fucking dog! That mutt ain't faster than me no matter how much it tries! Right Moony?"
Calls dogs "it" as an insult
At some point he was walking in the park as Padfoot and a lady wanted to get him to a shelter but he ran to Remus and now whenever he goes outside as a dog he has to have a collar on
He says "kinky" whenever Remus yells at him to go somewhere and it drives Remus crazy
Some people say that you could never see him without earphones, I beg to differ, yes wears them yes but he says they are only for "desperate moments" and that someone like him could never listen to music with anything other than a record or CD
"No I don't have my earphones on! And even if I did they are only for when I don't have any records or CDs available! Those are desperate times! I need music to function! I can't even imagine why would you think I would do such a crime!"
Tries to act like he doesn't know the names of modern bands/singers especially if they are artists that he likes
"Oh who is Taylor swift? I never heard of her. She probably sucks. But not so much since I hear she's a queen. The queen of muggle America right? She surely sucks but not a lot. I mean she can't be that bad. I'm sure anyone that listens to her had amazing taste and since of that is extremely attractive."
Side eyes everyone that annoys him
Always compliments themselves in insults
"You look ugly, unlike my absolutely gorgeously ravishing self!"
Uses he/they/she pronouns from the moment they heard she can do that
Mostly uses he/him or sometimes they/them pronouns because they think that's what people say is more acceptable
Laughs when someone tries to misgender him
"HA! Nice try but that shit started evolving! You can't even give me an identity crisis anymore!"
Whenever someone called him fatherless and he wasn't at the Potters he used to say things like "I wish" or "He's dead to me so your kinda right" but he stopped when Monty and Effie adopted him
Whenever he feels insecure he acts like she's in an edit, films it, edits it a tiny bit cus "I'm already so pretty that this edit sparkles more than Edward in the sun I just need to prove it" and watches it like "damn I be looking fine"
#sirius black#sirius orion black#modern Sirius#I dare you say I'm wrong#wolfstar#sirius headcanon#headcannons
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Yooo
If I say "I'm going to kill you" is it still bad to lie?
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Broooo
God says to give without wanting something in return
But
He only gives the "entry key" to the people that pray are kind and helpful etc
So he only gives us something when we did something for him
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Sirius Black had tattoos since 1st year only thing is that then they were fake and either bought from the store at the train station either brought to him by Peter or James change my mind
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Rest in peace Sirius, rest in peace love you would have loved height increase insoles
Incase you don't know what they are馃憞馃徏
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Personal opinion on harry potter/marauders ships cus Its late and I don't wanna sleep
Drarry-toxic in canon and Draco has done terrible things to people and hasn't even thought about apologizing but fanon drarry is amazing(without the cringe mpreg or things like that)0/10 for canon 10/10 fanon
Wolfstar-perfect, no buts, perfection on bread infinite/10
Pansmoine-I don't know where it came from but I love it, it won't happen in canon but fuck it 10/10
Remadora-it's a 13 year old difference in age, only happened cus J.K is homophobic, don't get me wrong I love tonks but not this ship 0/10
Grindeldore(I'm pretty sure I didn't spell it right)-Its so toxic and so good at the same time 9/10
Dorlene-amazing, good thrope 200/10
Blairon-I feel like it only happened cus of pansmoine and Drarry but it's a good ship 8/10
Chedric-If only they didn't have such a big age difference it would be perfect but since of that 9/10
Hedric-I don't personally ship it but I feel like Cedric was more Harry's bi awakening than his boyfriend or crush or idk but there was indeed something there 5/10
Jegulus-It obviously wouldn't happen in canon but the thrope is freaking amazing and I love and ship it so much 100/10
Jily-I'm a big Jegulus shipper but it's alright and it's canon but James kept on asking Lily out in ATYD so it's kinda weird 7/10
Jegulily-I don't ship it but it's cute and I have seen a lot of skits with it 8/10
Marylily-perfect. Need I say more?100/10
Dramoine-No. It would be more toxic than poison -1000/10
Deamus-perfect. I haven't seen much about it but I know the basics and I love it 10/10
Linny-Amazing, it's cute, it has a good thrope, brilliant 100/10
Theville(Neville Longbottom x Theo Nott)- It's cute, I ship it 10/10
Ok that's all I can think of, give me more ships if you want
#jegulus#dorlene#marylily#wolfstar#starchaser#harry potter#marauders#pansmoine#hp ships#grindeldore#jily#drarry#blairon#Chedric#Hedric#jegulily#dramoine#Deamus#Linny#Theville#anti remadora
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