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#now trusting god will give you a way out? there's your real crime!!!
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guy who so desperately tries to find god. who wants to have faith in a higher authority to guide him out of the hole he's in. from the weight of guilt from simply existing, as the person he is. but every time he thinks he's answered his higher calling it turns out he's made the Morally Incorrect choice and his path to goodness and holiness was the road to the devil all along
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heartfullofleeches · 7 months
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Fratbro Darling is too good for this world (and their yans). Beefy thembo who literally loses sleep if they ignore someone in need. Their yans abuse their caring ways to their advantage for scraps of time out of their busy schedule. Asking them for directions, to carry their books, walk them home. Reader doesn't have the heart to say no unless they've already promised their help elsewhere, but they still try to make sure everyone's cared for because that's just the type of person they are
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Yan Classmate: Thanks for walking me home- I hope it's not too much trouble...
Fratbro Reader: Nah, it's all good. Having a stalker is no joke and I'm glad you have enough trust in me to ask
Yan Classmate: You're the only one I feel the safest around... I'm really sorry, but this whole thing's making it hard for me to be on my own.. Can you stay the night?
Fratbro Reader: Of course!
Yan Classmate: ...and sleep in my bed?
Fratbro Reader: whatever makes you comfortable
Yan Classmate: I'd feel really comfortable if you took your shirt off....
Fratbro Reader: Just gonna pretend I didn't hear that and get you to bed now-
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They make sure nobody is left behind, gaining them favor with the outcast on campus. They show genuine interest in their quirky little hobbies and interests how could they not absolutely adore them.
Fratbro Reader: Hey, dude!
[Creep Yan screams out of reflex]
Fratbro Reader: Whoa, didn't mean to scare you. I just really liked those drawings you did of me so I asked around for your socials and found some of your comics
Creep Yan, pale as a sheet: y....you did?
Fratbro Reader: Yea! You got some real talent, man. Your anatomy skills are insane. For a while I thought I was looking at pictures of a real crime scene. The relationship between the murder and their crush is kinda cute to. I personally like the crush because we have the same initials. What a coincidence, right?
[Creep Yan - unsure if they should cry tears for joy or weep from the anxiety instead dry heaves as they pull out their notebook]
Creep Yan: t-there's more in here.. Just give me a minute to rip out a few pages
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Fratbro Reader catches people checking them out at the gym and thinks they're just curious about their routine, and nor staring at their ass like it's a full course meal-
Nerd Yan: I'm gonna get stronger and be just like them! [Goes to the gym and almost lifts a weight only to lose the strength in their arms as Fratbro walks by in skin tight shorys
[Fratbro Reader - post work out, sweaty, and their shirt rolled up to their abdomen lifts the bar off them with no problem]
Fratbro Reader: Need some help, bud?
Nerd Yan, delirious from all their blood rushing elsewhere: ...God?
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eriexplosion · 3 months
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Time for our breather episode, Common Ground
The scenery in this show is so damned good, the way I am instantly in love with Raxus and the gold tones.
Honestly this episode fits much better given what we see in Spoils of War/Ruins of War, emphasizing the humanity of the people in every system. TCW triedddd to do this with the 'heroes on both sides' but they really just kind of said it and then showed us like one lady that didn't suck in the entire show. She died immediately. So I appreciate these episodes.
Also I just love the Senator's droid she's hilarious to me.
Avi Singh is voiced by Alexander Siddig and it made me trust him immediately like all those people in the crowd cheering that is me hearing Julian Bashir's voice come out of this little animated man.
HOW can the scene of them just walking contain so many of my favorite character moments? Omega feeding Wrecker a piece of Mantell Mix, Tech steadying Omega when Hunter helps her off Wrecker's shoulder to make sure she doesn't fall over, her smiling up at him, this expression of UTTER DUBIOUSNESS and SUSPICIOUS SNIFFING from Echo
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I headcanon that Echo has hella digestive problems after a large portion of them was replaced by technology so every food must pass this sniff test and 90% of them do NOT but especially not whatever sugary concoction goes on this space popcorn.
I do NOT get why people thought for so long that we don't see Tech caring for Omega because every time she stumbles Tech is right there to steady her, he takes such good care of Omega oh my god. Sometimes love is making sure your baby sister never ever falls over!
Which he also does when she gets on a chair and he is right there like JUST IN CASE.
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Adolescents often exhibit lack of balance as they grow best to be within two inches of her at all times in case she wobbles.
GRANDMA CRIMES WILL BABYSIT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DON'T TRUST HER BUT SHE'LL TOTALLY DO IT.
I do think it's very funny that the one time Hunter successfully keeps her out of a mission by leaving her on another planet, she immediately becomes central to a gambling ring.
I want a count of how many times Echo complained about this job while Tech is just YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT, EARNING MONEY TO EAT WITHOUT PUTTING IT ON CID'S TAB. And Wrecker is just excited to mark off a new system on his Visited Locations list.
"Now are you convinced?" "No >:[" Echo has very valid reasons to not be thrilled about this job but unfortunately separatist doesn't mean much anymore and also they're so cute when they're Grumby.
When you clean SO sadly that Cid comes over like STOP BEING A MOPE. Omega's really leaning into her early teens attitude with SOR-RY.
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ANGY.
Bolo and Ketch's DISAPPOINTED HEAD SHAKING is so fucking funny. You UPSET the CHILD Cid. Go fix it. Like they weren't taking bets on her fucking up her bow training earlier.
I know Hunter's mentioning Omega is supposed to be Feelsy a little but I do admit it misses a little bit because it's not like she's missing or anything. I do wish they had done something like this with Crosshair early on, like in Rampage when he orders Echo to be eyes in the sky, switch it to him saying Crosshair's name instead and then correcting.
THIS ANTIQUE VASE IS PRICELESS, BE CAREFUL :C I love herrrrrr
You know the senator is in real trouble because they took his hat.
AND BEHOLD! I HAVE SAVED YOUR MOST PRIZED VASE :D
Quite a bit of time is spent on Grand Theft Walker in this episode. Also I'm glad they're using stun bolts but oh boy is it concerning to stun a bunch of clone troopers in the same area where walkers are fighting, this is such a way to get squished.
As always I'm a big fan of Tech getting Punchy I love that he's not at all a docile nerd.
Echo stepping forward to encourage Avi to leave because he can't help his people in custody is sweet but would have been slightly better if we got a little more one on one interaction between the two of them. Even just one solid scene would be good.
I'll give the batch one thing, their success/failure rate is slightly better than I remembered, they are up to 3 successes and only 1 major failure
Frankly they should stop doing merc work though and just let Omega gamble her way through the galaxy.
SHOW A LITTLE GRATITUDE TO MY FRIEND. Cid is officially Affectionate towards this small child.
Another good character moment is Wrecker giving Hunter an EXTREMELY SERIOUS *TALK TO THE CHILD* LOOK
Really the main plot of this episode is a good breather but it really shines in tiny moments that make me Squeal a little. Just those little character interactions that I ADORE.
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melis-writes · 10 months
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What if Victoria and Sonny were secretly together when Vito & Giuseppe arrange her marriage to Michael… Sonny has to see the love of his life married to his little brother and Victoria has to marry her lover’s brother.
But they keep up their secret relationship, their secret affair with each other. They don’t care that she’s now married to Michael or that he’s married to Sandra.
They realize that now that she’s married that Sonny can finally knock her up and have babies together.
Niccolò & Verona? Sonny’s kids.
Vincent & James? Sonny’s kids.
Luciana & Angelo? Sonny’s kids.
and all other kids are his too.
Omg the eternal Victonny plotline from start to finish. 😅😅❤ Real definition of what Michael doesn’t know can’t hurt him! 👀😩
Double Matrimony.
“My daughter is an eligible bachelorette,” you mumble, repeating your father’s words. “You have no idea how many times I’ve heard him say that last week alone.”
Sonny chuckles, giving your side a squeeze as he pulls your naked body closer to his. “Ain’t that the farthest thing from the truth? I expected it though.”
“Did you?” You pout, snuggling up to Sonny; pressing your breasts against his chest.
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“I can’t blame him too much, baby,” Sonny tilts your chin up to face him, caressing the outline of your jaw. “You’re young, his only daughter and nothin’ short of perfect,” his eyes wander over your lips, “you know that? Your family wouldn’t have to look far and wide to find someone for you.”
You shrug glumly, resting your head nuzzled in Sonny’s neck. “I couldn’t care less about any of that. Father should consider you if he wasn’t so judgmental and over cautious about everything…”
Sonny purses his lips, stroking your hair with his free hand. “I can understand why a powerful man like your father wouldn’t want you to be with an enforcer. That won’t ever change the fact that you’re mine, baby.”
“I only want to be yours,” you breathe against his skin. “Nothing else matters to me right now. This is what we have… What I want.”
“You’ll never not be mine, you got that?” Sonny smirks down at you. “So what, you’ll scrawl your name on some fancy piece of paper with the word ‘marriage’ on it. You think I care about that? How’s that toilet roll supposed to know how you truly feel? You’re mine, Vic.” Sonny chuckles against your lips as you can’t help but smile back shyly. “You’re always gonna be mine, and if your father wanted you for Fredo or somethin’, trust me, I think he would have let you know by now.”
“And Sandra?” You whisper back, playing with Sonny’s cross necklace. “Your relationship with her?”
“No relationship is worth mentionin’ if the ‘woman of your life’ wants you bedding someone else for her own convenience, right? Forget her,” Sonny’s hands begin to wander up your chest, fondling your breasts. “Forget ‘em all. I already did. You got a whole lot more to worry about right now, Miss Ferrari.”
“Oh yeah?” Blushing furiously, you place your hands over top of Sonny’s, beckoning him to keep touching you all over. “Indulge me, Mr. Corleone. I think you’re teasing me.”
“I’m getting your mind off things,” Sonny gives you a wet kiss over the lips. “Because I want you to worry about how sore that pussy’s going to be once I have my way with it again…” Sonny’s free hand grasps his erect cock as he begins to position himself over top of you. “You’ve always loved that…”
“Oh God, please,” you writhe underneath Sonny, spreading your legs as wide as you can obediently. “You have no idea.”
“Signature on no paper don’t mean nothing,” Sonny grunts, spreading open your pussy with his fingers and grinning. “Not when you got my seed drippin’ out of you every day. Not when this pussy is mine…”
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While many of the crime families in New York have more than enough eligible bachelors for you to choose from, your father knows better.
Giuseppe knows you’d like to be with someone as involved in the family business as you; no more, no less, which effectively eliminates the possibility of your father ever considering enforcers, capos, and buttonmen.
A bachelor in the middle ranks without too much attention or influence on him would be best, but you could care less for Don Tattaglia and Barzini’s sons and Giuseppe knew Bruno Tattaglia had his eyes on you for a while.
Don Ferrari also has no intention on having you enter a soulless, loveless marriage; very keen on your body language and expressions towards the bachelor’s you’ve met so far.
Simply telling your father you’re seeing Sonny is not and can never be enough to convince your father. Giuseppe would never consider the possibility of having a target willingly placed on you for marrying an enforcer—Sonny’s position or being involved directly in the family business more than you bargained for.
On the other hand, you and Sonny gave up a long time ago attempting to come up with justifications and explanations for your relationship.
You don’t feel as if it’s a “secret” per say, but that it’s shrouded in privacy and indeed better off if others didn’t know considering Sonny’s brutish reputation in the Corleone family and the fact you’re with a married man.
Avoiding danger and scandals, Sonny and you have already been committed to one another for the past two years. At the age of twenty-four now, you knew if you and Sonny had the chance and opportunity, that you two would have married long ago.
It’s still somewhat too painful for you to remember Sonny’s married and you can never take that away from him so as long as his family and yours doesn’t stand for a divorce over an adulterous relationship, but you’re easily able to forget it all when you’re with Sonny.
You know Don Corleone’s only eligible bachelor is Fredo Corleone, and your father also knows Fredo’s not so pleasant track record so you expect your “formal” meeting with the Corleone’s next week to go smoothly with a solid “no”.
What you expect, however, is seldom what you receive.
Thinking a polite “no” to marrying Fredo would suffice never even leads up to happen, as your father ignores Fredo’s presence in Don Vito Corleone’s office entirely.
While it’s your first time inside the Corleone estate and none are aware you personally know Sonny, formal introductions are made and go around the room as you pretend that the man standing across from you and leaning against the wall is just the enforcer of the Corleone family, and not the love of your life.
“My eldest son, Santino,” Vito gestures to Sonny who gives you a polite smile.
You blush furiously, nodding back at him and attempting to appear remotely confused and unfamiliar with Sonny.
“Your eldest?” A smile grows over your father’s lips, momentarily sparking some sort of hope in you. “Is he to succeed you, then?”
“He is,” Vito nods, which only brings a crashing wave of disappointment in your heart.
You can see the interest that lit up in your father’s eyes fade away just as quickly. You knew as much through Sonny, but this raises the question of extreme danger for a Don to be, and something your father doesn’t want for you.
Vito’s eyes meet with Giuseppe’s as he nods; he too is aware of what your father wants for you, and would never mention Fredo out of embarrassment and good faith.
“My youngest son Michael is an eligible bachelor,” Vito speaks up, gesturing to Michael who otherwise sits rather quietly and out of attention near Vito’s desk.
Blinking, you catch Michael’s eye as both of you look upon each other with moderate curiosity. It’s then that you miss the expression on Sonny’s face entirely; his world coming down at the possibility of you marrying Michael.
“He’s twenty-nine and just returned back from Sicily,” Vito continues and sees no objection from Michael in any way.
Your attraction to Michael spikes up then and there but it’s nothing compared to everything you have and feel for Sonny. No, it could never come close or harbor such passionate romance; you already know this from first glance at Michael.
Sonny bites down on his lip, staring deadpan at the floor as he overhears Vito and Giuseppe agreeing and pairing you with his youngest brother; Sonny was never even an option despite being the only man in the room that can ever make you happy and you can’t even say no.
“It’s settled then,” you hear your father say as your heart thunders in your chest and your cheeks flush scarlet with blush. “If the two can come to an agreement, they can marry.”
“Our two families will come together as one,” Vito agrees, “Michael, do you object?”
“No,” Michael replies plainly.
Sonny shifts his weight, beginning to grow uneasy and irritated, but holds himself together well as he continues to listen.
“And you, sweetheart?” Your father asks, “will you enter a courtship with Michael?”
“I will,” you answer, feeling your stomach knot up in anxiety; never have you answered with such defiance in your heart.
Feeling his heart break in his chest, Sonny’s eyes are full of venom watching his baby brother kiss your hand and attempt to charm with what Sonny calls half-assed small talk.
There isn’t a chance in hell Sonny will stick around to see the engagement ceremony or hear Michael woo you with sweet nothings and lavish gifts; there’s a silver lining to this that you both believe in now.
Neither of you care for the relationships you’re in. They’re a mask to society to show you’re married and a part of a family, but they’re meaningless and they’re nothing to both you and Sonny.
Your engagement to Michael let alone your marriage in the next three weeks won’t stand in the way of anything you and Sonny have.
“I’m going to be with you forever,” you whispered in his ear, feeling tears stream down your cheeks. “I don’t…. I don’t have your ring or your name on my wedding certificate, but you’re my husband. You are.”
“And you’re my bride,” Sonny squeezed both of your hands, looking you in the eye. “Nothing changes. Nothing.”
In truth, it was easier on you afterwards. Sonny already had to live a double life to be with you but luckily, Sandra’s barely involved in her own marriage these days.
You play the role of the Corleone housewife well, but you’re neither clingy, excitable or hopelessly affectionate with Michael who could care less about noticing if there’s a lack of passion in your marriage with him due to his increasing involvement with the family business eating up most of his time.
What you and Sonny have come to realize is that neither of you need to be careful or use protection anymore. Having twice as much more sex whenever possible as compared to once a week with Michael, only you and Sonny know the truth.
You already could sense you were pregnant a week before you and Michael had sex for the first time. The twins you carried inside of you—boy and a girl whom you both named Niccolo and Verona weren’t Michaels. Sonny had fathered those twins.
Because Michael noticed nothing off about the timing of your pregnancy nor was there any suspicion at all whatsoever about if you and Sonny were “close” by any regard, he was permanently clueless and indifferent.
Even when you had your third child and second son, Vincent, you knew it was Sonny’s. By 1960, you had already give birth to six of Sonny’s children and none of Michael’s.
Your family and the Corleone’s gleefully compared how he babies looked strongly from the Corleone side of the family with a good mix of everyone but when you and Sonny looked at your children, you saw each other’s facial features as clear as day.
“He’s clueless, so let him be clueless,” Sonny grasps his hand over your ass, giving it a firm squeeze. “Wouldn’t want the baby brother to know how many times I knocked up his so called wife, huh?”
“Never,” you let out a breathy moan back, wrapping your arms around Sonny’s shoulders. “I don’t care either. Those are our babies. Those are…” Confidence wanes from your throat as your voice trails off. “I…”
“No, no, no,” Sonny shakes his head, “look at me, baby. Look at me.”
“Sonny, they’ll grow up and—” your throat tightens from emotion, “and if they look like you—or, o-or we have to tell them the truth eventually. They need to you you’re their father and—”
“And they will,” Sonny reaffirms, looking you in the eye. “I promise you.”
“How?” You croak back, tears spilling from your eyes. “How would we even do that?”
“I’m not planning on keeping you here with Michael forever,” Sonny lowers his tone of voice. “You just have to trust me, darling. I’ll fix all of this. I will. We will be a family together someday. I promise.”
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bigfan-fanfic · 1 year
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Not Too Fast To See Part 3
Not Too Fast To See Part 3 (Percy and Tempo meet Barry Allen)
Part 1 here! Part 2 here!
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It's funny that Barry Allen is supposed to be in Central City, because the two of you passed through it when travelling through Missouri, since Percy has bad memories of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis.
But quickly it becomes clear what Hermes was laughing about - Central City's one of those places that's not only plagued with crime, but also has its own dedicated superhero.
The Flash.
"So Barry Allen must be the Flash." Percy connects the dots pretty quickly. "And the Flash must be like you."
Now, Barry has no idea the two of you are coming. Nor who either of you are.
But there's something weird going on, because neither he nor Cisco nor Caitlin can figure out why the seismic readings in the city are going haywire.
Since none of them can see through the Mist, they can't witness the giant boar attacking the city.
But you, despite being mortal, can.
"Okay, normally I'm used to having monsters in the way, but this is kind of annoying." Percy sighs. "Any idea what we're up against?"
"Well... from what I know, there are a couple of different big porkers in Greek myth. Wait - shouldn't you know this?"
"Hey, do I ask if you know Superman?"
"Fine. Fair point."
You pull Percy along with you as you run, following the surprisingly speedy piggy.
And that's when the Flash shows up.
"Hey! You're like me!"
You grin. "I think you're who we want to see, but... let's take care of the monster first."
Barry balks. "What?"
"Oh, right."
Percy sighs. "Sorry about this-" and focuses, manipulating the Mist so that Barry can see through it.
"I'm Tempo. And this is my boyfriend, Percy Jackson."
"Percy Jackson? Weren't you that kid that got kidnapped and they all thought you were a terrorist?"
Percy pouts. "I didn't think anybody'd remember that."
"Wait, so... is that a giant boar? Is this... what happened to you?"
"Greek myths are real, so are the gods. Trust me, it sucks." Percy gives him the book jacket version."
"I've been able to see them all my life, and I'm not even a demigod. Percy says it's called the Mist."
"Oh, so you being speedy doesn't come from like, winged boots or anything?"
"No, I was in an accident with a lightningrod."
"For me, I got struck by lightning from a cloud formed by a particle accelerator explosion."
"Wow, you're practically twins." Percy smirks.
"Let's catch up after! We need to deal wth this thing. Can you think of anything recently that might've pissed off a god?"
"Uh, they shut down half the zoo to make room for a power plant?"
"Artemis. Does that narrow it down?" Percy asks you.
"Calydonian Boar! Or Aetolian. It's the boar Atalanta killed."
Barry presses a hand to his ear. "Caitlin, Cisco, you listening? No, I'm not crazy, though I might have a concussion or something. Just... figure out how we might be able to kill a giant boar without anyone burning up a piece of wood their life is tied to."
"Hey, you know more Greek mythology than Percy does!" you joke.
Percy smacks your arm but doesn't seem particularly offended.
"Well, there is one idea, but it hinges on your boyfriend here being inhumanly durable."
Percy smirks. "Let's just say I got that covered."
"Well, as speedsters, we could basically slingshot you into the boar, with that sword sticking into it and hopefully killing it."
"Sounds good to me!" you nod. Percy nods eagerly.
Caitlin quickly emerges, summoning Killer Frost to lock the Calydonian Boar in place, while Ralph acts as the slingshot, Percy bracing himself, feet planted on Ralph's chest as you and Barry use your speed to build up the potential energy, stretching out Ralph's arms, until......
You both duck, and Ralph rubberbands back into shape, the momentum transferring to Percy and launching him at extreme speed at the boar!
Percy has his sword held out in front of him, and even manages a turn in midair to get more aerondynamic speed, and executes a flashy forward somersault, leaving Riptide speared in the Calydonian Boar, landing as it turns to yellow powder.
"Gotta say, 'Team Flash, Monster Slayers' has a great ring to it." Cisco congratulates, while Ralph rubs his arms as if they were sore.
It's fun to work as part of a team that has more than three members.
And maybe, just maybe, Barry will finally help you unlock the secrets of your powers...
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goodnightmemes · 1 year
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DEXTER SEASON THREE SENTENCE STARTERS (PART TWO)
Lines taken from s03e09 - s03-e12 of the show Dexter. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part one.
❛ It's like there was an imbalance in the world, and we righted it, with our own hands. ❜
❛ I feel real. Like, maybe for the first time in my life. ❜
❛ If I knew where [name] was, I'd tell you. ❜
❛ All right, all right, you're right. I know where he is. I can show you. ❜
❛ You don't have to keep on checking on me. ❜
❛ He's held life and death in his hands. He likes it. ❜
❛ So how do I crack this sick fuck's brain? ❜
❛ I am not having a goddamn affair, okay? ❜
❛ I just needed space. I've got everything falling apart around me now. ❜
❛ You keep going off half-cocked. How am I supposed to trust you? ❜
❛ I didn't tell you because I know you wouldn't approve. ❜
❛ Whatever happened to serving justice? ❜
❛ I should have told you. It was a chickenshit thing to do, and I abused your trust. ❜
❛ Look. I'm a big boy. I know what I'm doing. Eventually, you're gonna trust that too. ❜
❛ He thinks he's untouchable. He's not. It's time he learned that. ❜
❛ For you, I'll do everything in my power. ❜
❛ Too many people are affected when the innocent die. ❜
❛ I'd be a fool not to follow your lead. I think you're gonna save my life. ❜
❛ I have to go look at some blood. Evidence. For a crime. ❜
❛ I'm sorry. We didn't mean to get your family caught up in this, all right? ❜
❛ What can you do? Nothing! ❜
❛ You gotta help me, or I can't do anything to help you. ❜
❛ It's me. It's okay. You're safe. ❜
❛ You found me. ❜
❛ I can't go home. There's too much silence. ❜
❛ He's been using me the whole time. ❜
❛ I'm responsible if [name] takes another innocent life. ❜
❛ I think we should just stay out of it. ❜
❛ They're gonna think that we slept together! ❜
❛ I mean, if my show does not make people vomit and have an erection at the same time, then I've let my audience down. ❜
❛ Hey, I'm not giving up on our friendship. ❜
❛ For someone so innocent, he sure looks guilty. ❜
❛ I am indeed a good friend to have. And one can never have too many friends, right? ❜
❛ I feel like Cinderella. Except for the whole Disney virgin thing. ❜
❛ Oh, don't worry. No one'll know Prince Charming knocked ya up before the ball. ❜
❛ You're sorry? Well, you can take your sorry and shove it up your ass! ❜
❛ Hey, I just wanted to say, I never meant for any of this to go down the way it did, you know? ❜
❛ I messed up. I wanted to apologize to your face. ❜
❛ You lying son of a bitch! You almost got me killed! ❜
❛ I am not the enemy here. ❜
❛ You feel guilty? You feel responsible for what happened to me? ❜
❛ Shit. You're bleeding. You're gonna need new stitches. ❜
❛ I need for you to seriously think about this. Think about us. ❜
❛ Wine... invented for the sole purpose of handling grief. Believe me, I know. ❜
❛ You've always been important to me. You know that. ❜
❛ Please don't hate me, but I may have done a bad thing. ❜
❛ You are too good a liar. ❜
❛ I don't know when you're telling the truth anymore. ❜
❛ Cause after all... familia is sacred. ❜
❛ I know what it is to want to rebalance an unbalanced world. ❜
❛ Some doors should stay shut. You open it, it's too easy to walk through it a second time. ❜
❛ Well, at least I didn't teach him how to get away with murder. I'm learning. ❜
❛ God. You are useless. Love you anyway. ❜
❛ I didn't get to where I am, who I am, by letting some little worm like you walk all over me! ❜
❛ I am the last person you wanna fuck with, because I will fuck you back in ways you never even imagined! ❜
❛ Wow. I didn't get it before, but you can't be reasoned with, guilted, or controlled. ❜
❛ I'll do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want! Count on it! ❜
❛ My search for connection always ends in blood. ❜
❛ As challenging as it will be, it's back to option one. I kill him. ❜
❛ So this is how it ends. I've pictured it a thousand ways, but never this. ❜
❛ Must be what your victims feel like. Trapped, hopeless. ❜
❛ You got any more words of encouragement, or are you just here to gloat? ❜
❛ I should have fucking killed [name] when I had the chance. ❜
❛ That's fucking hilarious! You were freaked, right? ❜
❛ For a smart guy, sometimes he doesn't have the good sense that God gave little chickens. ❜
❛ A true friend knows when to bury the hatchet, because friendship is a sacred bond, built on trust. ❜
❛ I have learned so much from you about, uh... trust. ❜
❛ Things are bound to go wrong. The less left to chance the better. ❜
❛ You always look so happy to see me. ❜
❛ Getting married's easy. All you have to do is show up. ❜
❛ I need to be with somebody who's got his shit together. ❜
❛ You're the only one he trusts. ❜
❛ Well, it's really hard to find people that you trust these days. ❜
❛ I could hear it, you know? The sound of the blade cutting into me. That and, uh... the sound of me screaming. Like it was somebody else. And I remember thinking, "That guy screaming...he's gonna die." ❜
❛ If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart? ❜
❛ So why is it every time I look at you, I still feel the same way I felt when we first met? ❜
❛ They make a cute couple. Too bad they're both lying through their teeth. ❜
❛ And this is, "Do as I say, not as I do"? ❜
❛ If you need something under the table, I'm your guy. That didn't come out right. ❜
❛ So, now you know. Question is, what are you gonna do? ❜
❛ I need your word this stays between us. ❜
❛ Yes, whenever you have an earth-shattering, ball-crushing, mind-fuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister. ❜
❛ You're the hardest-working person I know, you're loyal to a fault. In all the years I've known you, you've never let me down. ❜
❛ I know I crossed the line here. I know that now. It doesn't have to come to this. ❜
❛ I had higher hopes for you, for us. But I finally just have to accept it, I'll always be alone. ❜
❛ I tried. I tried to crack that damn armor of yours. ❜
❛ I know you better than anyone else. ❜
❛ I know I'm a monster. ❜
❛ I accept you, like a brother. ❜
❛ I didn't plan to, but it was kill or be killed. ❜
❛ You little freak! You think I'm done with you? You think this ends here? It doesn't! ❜
❛ There are few milestones in life that evoke a stronger response than our final act. Death. ❜
❛ We all react in different ways to death. Some choose anger. Others cling to ritual. ❜
❛ You can tell a lot about a person by the friends he keeps. ❜
❛ That was awkward. I don't think I've ever been asked to leave a funeral before. ❜
❛ You lost a friend. You don't have to be so strong. ❜
❛ [name] warned you that his death wasn't gonna be the end of things. ❜
❛ Can't kill him. Can't ignore him. ❜
❛ You know, Dad would be proud. That still means something, no matter how flawed he was. ❜
❛ Well, then tell me. How am I supposed to live with this? ❜
❛ I'm the only one that knows, I think. It's not even that big of a deal. ❜
❛ We all have secrets we prefer not to share. Skeletons. Feel free to keep yours in the closet. Deep in the closet. ❜
❛ Look, these people have nothing to do with this. This is between you and me, right? ❜
❛ I should put a bullet in your head. In front of everybody. So they can see what it's like to lose someone. ❜
❛ So you don't really have to bother with reality. That must be nice. ❜
❛ Until you came into our life, everything was fine. ❜
❛ I spent my whole life trying to hold it together, and now it's all gone to shit. ❜
❛ Someday your kids will be old enough to see the truth for themselves, just like you did with your father. ❜
❛ The sins of the father go on and on, from kid to kid to kid, unless someone - you - chooses to end them. ❜
❛ There is no possible way that us being together is a mistake. ❜
❛ You hold on to that personal life. Reminds us what's important. ❜
❛ I've been scared of it coming to this your whole life, a violent end. I tried to protect you. ❜
❛ This is my fault for not trusting you. ❜
❛ You did the best you could. ❜
❛ I've never seen you cry before. ❜
❛ I've never wanted anything so much in my life. ❜
❛ You are the best thing that has happened to me. ❜
❛ I had a choice. I chose you. Your turn. ❜
❛ Oh, I have my excuses and justifications, but, really, I just... need to. ❜
❛ So really, you're just a killer, a monster. The stuff of nightmares. ❜
❛ A wolf would chew off its own paw, its survival instinct is that fierce. So is mine. ❜
❛ We all have secrets. In that way, I'm just like everyone else. ❜
❛ All my previous attempts at human connection have ended in... well, death. ❜
❛ Sure, I'm still who I was, who I am. Question is, what do I become? ❜
❛ Right now, at this moment, I'm content. Maybe even happy. And I have to admit, when all is said and done... life is good. ❜
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AS1 dial0gue but it'z my au [Act 3 Finale]
juzt had a sudden urge 2 make act 3 rn z0 uhh yeah part 3 0f the tw0 0ther thingz i did. l0l
Guts: Guys...*gack*... I was just walking along, minding my own business, and suddenly some guy beat me with a nailed bat!
Guts: Look!
Bleed: Oh god! Why are you naked!?
Alan: Bleed, whatever the fuck happened, those wounds are hella deep! We need to operate fast!
After surgery
Guy: WHERE THE HELL IS HE? I will kill him!
Bleed: Hey! You're the guy from the warehouse! What...were YOU following Guts?
Guy: YOU'RE THE ONES WHO HAVE BEEN UNDOING ALL OF MY HARD WORK! Do you have any IDEA how hard I've been working to take those FILTHY criminals down?!
Bleed: WHAT?! You're the one going around attacking everybody! I thought it was that Penny chick!
Guy: WHO? You disgust me! But it doesn't matter - I've almost got him! I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!
Bleed: Hey wait!
Alan: Bleed! That guy who was just here...
Bleed: he's the one from the warehouse! That showed up after I fixed that creepy French woman! I tried to tell you...
Alan: I know that guy Bleed... I believe it's me he's looking for. He wants to fuckin kill me.
Bleed: Wait what!? That's insane.
Alan: I'm afraid not. I killed his parents. I am a fucking murderer, Bleed!
Alan: he can explain to you himself. We are going back to the Old Hospital - MY Old Hospital... Or what's left of it anyways...
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Caruthers: Hrrrruuuugh!
Caruthers: ...
Alan: Oh god...
Bleed: What? What did he say?
Alan: He said that, "The weird guy in the trench coat in the alley said we'd be here!"
Alan: "It apparently happened again! He's been poisoned! And that he doesn't wanna die!"
Caruthers: Hrrrruuuugh!
Bleed: Oh man! Hold in there Caruthers!
After surgery
Caruthers: Ugh...
Caruthers: ...
Alan: He says that, "He's grateful for the life saving operation again! And that he didn't know what happened!"
Bleed: Caruthers, have you seen a guy around here?
Caruthers: ...
Alan: He says, "No he hasn't seen a guy anywhere - but he heard the city's crime boss is plenty mad about what's been happening to everyone!"
Alan: "He's on his way right now! But he has to get out of here now! Before Bugeater Peter will get nervous!"
Alan: "And when he's nervous, he gets gassy and aggressive, in that order!"... Gross i hate that i just translated that.
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William Henchman [swap variant of this guy btw]: Doctor! DOCTOR! We drove here to kill the person who's hurting all our criminals!
William: But someone cut our brakes! And then we crashed into a sewage farm! It was not fun trust me.
Alan: Bleed i doubt this will go through your fuckin walnut sized brain, but you must be very, VERY careful here. We need to treat them back to back! I shudder to think what would happen to us if one of them perished on our table...
Bleed: i completely understand what to do Alan. Now quickly then!
Alan: Oh thank god...
After surgery [on the crime boss aka Ivan]
William: Thanks for the helping my boss, doctor. Now are you gonna take out this steering wheel, yes?
Bleed: Well i mean yeah-
William: Or I'm gonna kill you soon, probably.
Bleed: Oh shit this just got real-
Alan: Yeah but anyways, quickly now! or else it's concrete boots for the both of us!
After surgery [on will]
Alan: Alright those two will sleep for a while. We must find Karl now before he gets hurt!
Bleed: Wait! But I thought he wanted to kill you?
Alan: I believe the poor guy has been driven mad with grief. If it's me he wants... Then I should speak with him.
Alan: This isn't his goddamn fault after all, Bleed...
Alan: Wait.. Who is that?
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Trent: Doc... Thank goodness you're here!
Trent: I think I ate something really bad!
Trent: I mean, a guy stopped by and gave me a sandwich! he was really handsome I'll give you that... And well I was a bit hungry so ate it in kind of a hurry. But it tasted like metal! And now...
Trent: *tick tick tick*
Bleed: Oh wow... I hope to god that's a clock!
After surgery
Trent: A bomb? Oh wow - so I was nearly blowed up?
Bleed: Unfortunately yes. *shudder*. But don't touch it! We didn't quite manage to defuse it completely since I don't really know how bombs work!
Guy: So you've done it again, haven't you?
Guy: Fixed some WORTHLESS LOWLIFE criminal?
Trent: You! You was at the junkyard! You tried to kill me! You're crazy!
Guy: I'm not crazy!
Alan: Karl...
Karl: What? How do you know my name?!
Karl: Who are you?
*Trent leaves the Building*
Alan: You don't recognize me, young man? Well, maybe that's understandable. I've somewhat gone to ruin...
Alan: I am the man you're looking for that you want dead. I was the surgeon who operated on your parents.
Alan: I am so terribly sorry they died. i couldn't save them.
Alan: I understand you mean to take your vengeance. I must admit... I have thought about ending it all myself.
Alan: In fact, not too long ago I deliberately stepped out in front of a pizza van! If it weren't for this extraordinary middle aged man Here... Well...
Karl: Dr. Alan?
Alan: ...yes?
Karl: Oh doctor! I thought... But it's not you I'm looking for!
Karl: IT'S HER!
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Penny: Bonjour!
Karl: YOU MURDERER!
Alan: Aureola!
Bleed: AUREOLA?! WHAT?!
Aureola: Ah, my dear sweet husband, Dr. Alan. I would ask how you are after all these years you decided to leave me in the dust... But I can see for myself now! you look disgusting.
Bleed: You used to be married to doc? YOU'RE Aureola?! I thought you said your name was Penny!
Aureola: I've been hiding in the jungle since this insane little delinquent started hunting me down. When i came back, do you really think I'd use my real, horrible name?
Karl: You animal! This bomb wasn't meant for you, But...
Bleed: No! That bomb isn't fully defused yet! DON'T-
*BOOM*
Karl: Ahhhhh!
Bleed: KARL!
After surgery
Aureola: Ah ha ha! Pathetic!
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Alan: Aureola... What the hell happened to you?
Aureola: You were always so boring, Dr. Alan my dear! There is so much to be learned from the sweet kiss of the poison needle!
Aureola: But who cares! That was then, and this is now. And before I leave - a parting gift, for my dear husband!
Aureola: The same poison that did in all your precious patients!
Alan: Grooo....
Aureola: Ha! You know I could kill you too, pizza boy! But It's better to let you try to save him - and know his demise was down to the falling of your own fat fingers!
Aureola: Mwuahahahaha! MWUAHAHAHAHA! Bonne nuit!
Bleed: Doc! Hold on! She won't get away with this!
After surgery
Bleed: I- I saved them! Doc and Karl will pull through! But Penny er- Aureola got away...
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Brutality: Dammit maggot! When I say "assume the position", I mean you do it now! NOW! GET ON THE FLOOR!
Aureola: Ah! Help! Help! He is crazy!
Bleed: Oh shit! Officer Brutality? What are you doing here?
Brutality: Ignacious? I should have guessed it! Reports came in that there was an explosion at the Old Hospital.
Brutality: I came running in, and found miss Nancy Fancy-pants here fleeing the scene!
Aureola: *whimper* Please - no more beatings! I had enough!
Brutality: I'LL TELL you when you've had enough!
Aureola: Ack... my stomach!
Bleed: Woah! Hey - easy! Easy! Look at that!
Brutality: What's happening to her stomach?
Bleed: Uhh one word... Bugs, probably. I don't really know! Unless... Get her on the operating table!
Aureola: Ah! Help! Officer! He wants to spoon me! AAARRGH!
Bleed: (what the hell...?)
After surgery
Bleed: Oh wow! I guess I didn't kill all those weird bugs in her after all. Actually, that was a pretty big one to miss!
Brutality: So, Ignacious... Care to tell me what's going on? You find out who was behind all the attacks?
Bleed: (Karl... But none of this was really his fault, even if he did go off the rails a bit! Plus he's hot!)
Bleed: Uh officer, I think I can say this with a clear conscience that Penny d'Obscene - a.k.a Aureola née Svelte - is the girl ultimately responsible for all your injured criminals!
Bleed: And if you could, you know reopen the file on the deaths at the Old Hospital? I think you'll find there's new evidence to clear Dr. Alan...
Brutality: Son, when you helped me, you pulled the proverbial thorn from the lions paw. And by "thorn", I mean "handcuffs". And by "lions paw", I mea-
Bleed: Yep I remember!
Brutality: Point is - I'm going to help you out. And i reckon I've got a special punishment in mind that should be right up Miss Née Svelte's alley!
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@taznovembercelebration - Chilly
Barry wasn't a brave man. If anything, he was an incredibly cowardly man. He had been the kid who covered his ears during ghost stories and he grew into the adult who closed his eyes whenever he didn't get the chance to escape being dragged to a horror movie. He double-checked his doors every night, despite living in a town small enough that the crime rates weren't even worth giving a percentage. He didn't go out after dark if he could help it. He brought the pocket knife his friend Magnus had given him everywhere, though he didn't know what to do with it if the situation arose. Or how to open it, even.
And yet, here he was. The sun had set ten minutes ago, but he was still in the woods on the outskirts of town. He had a big, bulky flashlight with him, and his feet had gone numb with cold as he made his way through the snow. It was much colder than it had been earlier today and now, the wind was picking up and it had started to snow again. Little flakes were landing over his shoulders and head, coating his jacket white.
"Come find some shedded deer antlers with me," Magnus had said. "It'll be fun," Magnus had said. "We totally won't get separated and lost," Magnus had said.
Well, he hadn't said that last part, but it didn't matter, because it happened anyway. It had been fun, sort of, maybe, if you counted "fun" as "digging around in the snow til your fingers turn red". Which, unfortunately, Barry did. He still couldn't feel the tips of his fingers from the last set of antlers he had dug out. Only, when he stood back up and turned to give them to Magnus, Magnus wasn't there. There were no footprints leading away, no sound of crunching snow, Magnus was just gone.
Barry was pretty sure he was in the same area that they had been, but he wasn't sure anymore. His sense of direction had always been awful. He used to be in scouts, but they had learned very quickly not to trust him with any sort of navigational things. Hell, he still had to make L's with his hands sometimes to figure out which was which.
The point being: He, honest to god, didn't know where he was. He would like to believe he was still near where he had lost Magnus, but it was too dark to tell anymore, and the snow was getting thick enough to cover their original tracks. Maybe he was walking in circles, or maybe he was just getting himself deeper into the woods. At this point, he was trying to head back to town, and if he found Magnus on the way, that'd be real nice.
Something rustled from over on his left (or what he thought was his left, at least) and Barry jerked the flashlight toward the sound. For a few seconds, he couldn't find anything. And then, a raccoon scampered across the illuminated area, darting passed Barry to get up a tree. Barry lurched back and lost his balance, landing ass-first into the snow. His flashlight landed a foot away from him, light down. God, he wasn't young enough for this anymore.
He picked it back up, shining it up the tree. The raccoon had all but vanished from view. Barry got to his knees, struggling to get a good grip on the flashlight to turn it around. When he finally pointed it forward again, the light glinted off a pair of boots.
"Magnus," he said. "Thank fucking god, I tho-"
That wasn't Magnus. Black boots, sure, whatever, but that's where the resemblance stopped. This new person had a thick, heavy shawl on. None of their clothes seemed to match, but they seemed much better prepared for this weather than Barry was. They had two jackets on underneath the shawl and a pair of fingerless gloves over a pair of fingered gloves. There had a beanie pulled down onto their head, only stopped by their long, pointed ears. Their eyes glinted in the light and they pulled away with a grimace, stumbling away from the light.
Barry fumbled, dropping it again. The- well, he'd say person, but whatever this was definitely wasn't human stared at him, and he stared at them. Slowly, slowly, Barry reached for the flashlight again, not looking away from whoever the fuck was standing in front of him. Their ears twitched as he got his hand around the base and before he could even lift it from the ground, they sprinted past him. Barry jerked away, but kept his grip tight on the flashlight this time. He shined it after them, but they were already gone.
They didn't leave any footprints. It was as if they had never been there in the first place.
Barry let out a breath he hadn't realized he was holding. It came out of his mouth like steam, rising up into the night air. He stared after where the being had gone, not really sure how to follow that up.
He only turned away when there was the sound of crunching snow behind him. And finally, there was Magnus, out of breath, windswept, but no longer lost. Alone, at least. They could be lost together.
"Hey!" Magnus said. "I turned around and you were gone!"
"Uh, that's what you did," Barry said, shuffling to his feet again. Magnus held out a hand for him and he took it. He got a brief, total causal, totally normal thing to check for, glance behind Magnus's back, just to make sure he was leaving footprints (he was). Then, he brushed the snow off of his jeans, shivering a little.
"No, that's what you did," Magnus said. He dusted some snow off Barry's shoulder. "You, uh, you good, man?"
"Oh, uh-" Barry laughed, a little uncomfortably. "Me?"
"Yeah," Magnus said.
"Me?" Barry said again. "I'm- yeah, I'm fine. Got startled by a- a deer. Yeah. I got startled by a deer."
"...Right," Magnus said, looking into the woods behind Barry now. "I think your old man brain is getting frozen, so maybe we should head back."
"I'm fifty-two."
"Uh-huh," Magnus said, turning him towards the east (Maybe???? God, he was so bad at directions). "This way, c'mon."
"Coming," Barry said. He shook his shoes off and followed behind Magnus, keeping close to him. For a final time, he shined his flashlight back toward the trees the being had disappeared into. In the far distance, the light glinted off two little eyes. Barry turned away, speeding up a little.
"Do you even have the bag with the antlers?" Barry asked, keeping tight to Magnus's side now.
"Aw, fuck," Magnus said.
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darkicedragon how does kentas deal w if hes actually pissed m off? bc werewolves probably just fight it out and then move on, but m holds Grudges and trust needs to be built up again after a fuck up (theres maduke, but he also probably held a grudge BECAUSE he couldnt just fight it out w muzaka and get the result he wanted) and asking m to fight after upsetting him is just going to upset him more so kentas is just ono???? ococo They would probably need intervention Cause both of them deals with it differently And to be honest i dont think Kentas is smart enough to realize that M is holding his issues in XD They probably gonna have a big fight To the point kentas thinks that they have broken up darkicedragon or that its his fault. oh no 'hey, you seem kinda grumpy/down today. wanna spar to perk you up?' o3o 'are you FUCKING serious??' '.....yeah? thats why i asked?'
ococo Cause M would def say something like "I dont want to see you, and I dont want to hear your fucking voice" ococo Yess Franken and Muzaka would have to middle darkicedragon muzaka just like OHO 'oi, kentas. here, NOW!' kentas just like O-O??? while frankenstein steps in to go distract m before m goes for kentas' throat 8') azure honestly, if M got angry at Kentas Kentas done fucked up for real bc I can't imagine M like being upset with something small, or annoyed esp when M would be the type to take a loooong ass time to trust someone so Kentas would've had to fuck up BIG to break M's trust and get him angry ococo Yup Probably kentas deserves to be kicked in the ass XD azure imagine they go searching for M's past and they find out that some/all of the M series ppl were like criminals and Kentas is like "good, they deserved their fate 😤 " and he meant well, like criminals need to be punished but M is livid darkicedragon maybe m is v much 'want to be left alone rn' vibes, but kentas cant read that, which keeps making m more annoyed bc pushing ms comfort boundaries is going to make him vvv techy darkicedragon oOOOH BOIIIIIIII ococo OH MY GOD darkicedragon could depend, bc kentas prob flips between the warrior mentality and 'well. almost all the ww warriors were also criminals so...' ococo HE NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED ON THE FACE azure if M would stop and think, he'd understand why Kentas said that but he's angry Kentas said that about what was like his family ococo And I like the concept! M "are you saying that I also do deserve to die?" azure M would get cold bc there's one thing getting angry at an enemy who you know is gonna attack you and it's something else when it's someone you trust back stabbing you ococo Ohohohohoh 🤤 darkicedragon m just stops interacting w kentas completely blanks him ococo Kentas screwed up Muzaka would also tell him in the face That M needs space and he better give it to him azure gets worse when they find out M was actually a criminal himself had to serve some good years for something bad darkicedragon kentas trying to figure out how to make up and muzaka just shooting them down 'so i should go spar w him?' 'no' '?? talk w him?' 'no' 'but.... what do i do?' ono 'keep out of his way and dont try ta force your way back in. yer LUCKY hes still letting you even see you rn. hes not a ww, so he doesnt act like one. remember that' ono azure bc M realizes Kentas thinks he should pay for his crimes as well ococo M starts to feel as awful as when he was first adopted.. feeling that he is not worth the second chance, and his boyfriend thinks the same darkicedragon 'i guess i should have just stayed in the union where i belong...' ococo Qwq T2 if they exist in this au they would very much be like hisssssss at Kentas too azure Kentas not understanding what he did wrong bc subtle things like these just... don't cross his mind he's v straight forward ococo He thinks M already redeemed himself but it sounded like if M didn't get the chance to be at frankens household that he also ought to deserve whatever happened to him darkicedragon kentas' thought processes are like 'hes at frankenstein and muzakas house and accepted here. hes strong now. past is in the past' and thats all that matters 'me helped me realise the other ww warriors were shit and move on from that, so i should do the same' not realising theres a difference between ww warriors and being experimented on bc of past deeds (that they dont even remeber) azure Kentas going to ask Franken and Muzaka what's wrong bc he simply doesn't understand and they ask him what he said or what their convo was Kentas tells them and Muzaka goes 😬 and >^> at Franken bc Franken goes =_= "While I do understand your line of thought, Kentas, you must understand you said that about what was practically M's family. At the same time, it sounds like you think M does not deserve redemption." "You are not wrong to think one must face the consequences of their actions and punishment for their wrongdoings, it's not always a black or white matter. There are grey areas." ... what would M be convicted of? 🤔 I'm thinking fraud or theft or like maybe some criminal activity stuff darkicedragon gang member? òvó azure yesss ò0ó darkicedragon basically a smaller version of the union w no experimentation 'hah... it would explain why i took so well to the union...' azure >w> and finds out he was a target bc he was an orphan who was taken in by the gang so no one would miss him so no family in the first place, except for the gang that used him darkicedragon so even no past in his past >w> or his gang also got destroyed bc they were trying to encroach on the unions turf azure yesss òwó Franken will prolly advise Kentas to think from M's perspective and understand why it hurt him so and to talk to him
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"Thank you, Azalea."
"Indeed. It is time to give up the ghost."
"You came to me as a lover, and I came to you as an executioner, my sun. And you did not know until the end. But… gods, I am sorry that we did not find each other in a kinder universe. One where I did not kill you, or Meena, or…"
"I do not anticipate apologies with words will mean anything. You all deserved better, and you will get your just deserts. To Zach's point - allow me to speak on that."
"My purpose is not to change the order of nature - no, I will rebalance it."
"I can rebalance it. When I claim the Heart, I can give Mother Nature the voice she never had. Across the entire multiverse. I do not exactly know how that will manifest until I claim the Heart, but my wish… my deepest desire is to become Enough to stop anyone’s planet - anyone's - from experiencing the world ending as mine did. Too soon."
"Then, I will send you all home."
"Dear friend - hold my hand?"
It's all over. Balance is restored. It's time to go home.
And with your friends in tow.
We're at the end of the road. A road of many that took you here. A road that now stands out, strongly gazing into beautiful, infinite space. With unlimited horizons in front of you. It's been a long and confusing journey that's taken you here.
But, to state that as if it were some grand realization would be as useless as to ignore the odds you've overcome, to really make it to something that can be called, the end.
To learn, is to grow. To live. Perhaps, the real beginner's guide really is the friends you made along the way. To survive, to live, you need other people. And as hard as it can be to understand in the darkest moments, you need struggle, as well. Conflict can push you to be better, but it can push you too far too many times, as well. But here, as you stand no longer alone, whoever you are, you know that any direction you now choose to go…can be forward.
There's been death here, and life as well. You've lost, and you've found. You've learned more about yourself than you could ever have possibly hoped, or feared. And you've been given new viewpoints. You've had to accept, easy or not, how large the worlds truly are.
At the end of the day, perhaps there is no good, or bad. Perhaps, there's no use in labels, when real crimes, and real acts of heroism, do exist. But even going that far, the only things that are truly real are actions, and the judgments you make of them.
There are things in the multiverse you've never considered, and never thought real. Reality is just a state of mind, and a matter of opinion, of course. You've learned in your time here. You're a beginner, no more.
You've learned that you have to protect those you care about, no matter what.
You've learned not to let your past stop you.
You've learned to embrace who you were, all along.
You've learned to stay bright.
You've learned that even what is lost, can be restored.
You've learned you can't stop searching for the truth.
You've learned that who you are, can be fluid, and you'll figure out who it is eventually.
You've learned you're not the only you, and that's okay.
You've learned you're not the only you, and there's nothing wrong with that.
You've learned everyone can have a purpose.
You've learned that the world is much bigger than you saw, and wider as well.
You've learned it's okay to let people in.
You've learned sometimes, you just have to be yourself, even if people don't get it.
You've learned that others can accept the dark isn't so scary, too.
You've learned you can always come back.
You've learned never to judge too harshly, but to not stop yourself from believing in what you know to be true.
You've learned to trust your instincts, sometimes, above all else.
You've learned that a curious mind is rewarded.
You've learned to let the love of a friend never fade in your mind.
You've learned that there's always someone new who can understand.
You've learned that you're not alone.
You're here, now. At the end of it all. As Game Master sits in her wagon at Xertz's side, and Puzzle Master flits around the scene offering his own last goodbyes, you look into the shining sky in front of you once more, and perhaps wonder what the purpose of this all way. Did so many really have to die, just to learn a lesson? Was there another way this could have gone? Was there a point, to all this? Is there a point to anything, going forward? Was there ever a point, in the past?
There are many questions you can ask, but you don't have to ask what's next, for you know that, right now. You get to go home, or somewhere else. You get to explore, and you get to live, if you wish. You'll get to see new spaces, now. New places, and new faces. You get to make your own future, and experience things you could only have once barely dreamed of.
You look around at these familiar faces, knowing some you'll see again, and some you'll never cross paths with once more. But, what's the most important, is that you know you have the choice on what you want to do next. With the tech they've promised you, you can see any of each other once more, whenever you'd like. But you know, as life knows itself, some of it you see, and some of it you pass. But you know, truly, that those you wish to see again, you won't have to be apart from.
Now, truly, you can go anywhere. You can go, and travel, and see, and live.
You can see what the world truly has to offer, and you can see parts of yours you've never gotten the chance to, as well.
You've got family at home, most likely. And you've likely had family you haven't seen in eons, either.
They have much to learn, as well. Will you tell them what you've been through? Will you return simply to the way things once were, and let this all fade as a dream?
You can decide that.
And you can teach, as well. Now, your life is forever changed. For better, or for worse. There's a whole universe outside for you to understand now.
When you eventually return home, if you choose to do so, you'll get to rest. And you'll get to sleep. But when you wake up, you'll still be you. And you'll have all the time in the world.
You can do whatever you wish, now.
You don't need a guide anymore.
You are truly free.
The universe may be cold and unforgiving.
But you're not.
MM reveal by Charlie and Knightly Escape by Knightly Ending by Star, Knightly, and Charlie
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theory time with 🌈: Violets Are Blue edition!
Ok so my current theory is that there isn’t actually a cop on schlatt’s side and that wil told q that to make him distrust his coworkers so that he’d be isolated and cut off from their insight and it would cause tensions which would stress q out further, all of this making him easier to manipulate.
Even if there is actually a dirty cop in the precinct, telling q is a risk where not telling him would allow the “spy” to operate unsuspected and telling q would cause him to keep info from the others including the spy, so either way i believe wil telling q about it that was further manipulation.
Now if there is a spy, purpled seems like the most obvious to us right now (but im growing more familiar with comma stories so i wont lay down any specific prediction yet) not just bc he asked q about wil and quackity himself started suspecting him. In earlier chapters it mentioned that he’s worked mob cases before and is known for them, so there’s not too much question of how he ended up within the vicinity of one of schlatt’s operations. AND in canon, purpled is the one among the las nevadas crew that plots to betray and take down quackity. Again im not making any accusations yet, but so far, the evidence is pointing to purpled more than any of the others.
In purpled’s defense however, q suddenly being super successful in the schlatt case around the same time he started talking to wil is something most people could notice if they were paying attention, which purpled probably was since q had asked him for some help with the case before.
Perhaps bc he’s familiar with these types of cases, he understands the danger q is in by being successful and/or by working with wil, maybe he understands that working with wil puts WIL in danger which would jeopardize the case if wil is really helping q.
Furthermore, if there is a cop helping schlatt, wil is putting himself in a lot of danger with schlatt by “helping” quackity, even if it is just a distraction from a much bigger operation.
This brings me to wil, God, wil, if he’s trying to keep q distracted, then the reason he gave q the tip about the drug bust is to gain q’s trust by giving him something real and to satisfy him for a while, like giving a dog a bone to chew on.
But considering schlatt’s distaste for wil’s “games” i doubt he’ll be happy if he finds out that it happened bc of wil.
Also the office shenanigans are both super fun to read as they are and are an interesting juxtaposition with the high stakes and tension surrounding quackity’s and wil’s storylines (i’d say its like something watching brooklyn nine-nine side-by-side with breaking bad but ive never seen b99 and i never finished breaking bad)
good day, comma!
- 🌈
Oooooohhhh
I like this theory, I really like this theory, you touched on way too many extremely plot relevant details for me to say much other than yes I very much enjoyed your use of evidence
Also omg, you've actually hit the nail on the head for my two mood inspos here! My gritty crime draws a lot from breaking bad (which I also never finished lol) and the goofy cops are very b99
You have earned an anon gold star for astuteness! ⭐️
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r0b0tbrainr0t · 1 year
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Transformers Fic prompts based on supernatural quotes
send me things in my asks (instructions at bottom of post) and I’ll write 150-500 words for you
Freedom is a rope, god wants you to hang yourself with it
Maybe I can be saved
What’s an angel without its wings
Nipples?
Fight the fairies!
Are you god?
[carrier]’s not a “thing”
You used to read to me when I was little
I’m not clean
You don’t get to be sorry!
We’re the ones you should be afraid of
You’re nothing to me
I will hunt you down and kill you
The [bot] with the [unmaker’s] blood
Nothing is worth loosing you
There is reason to hope
I got out or I thought I got out but then my family needed me and this is my life
I’m not scared of angels
I’ve been tortured by the [unmaker] himself
We have all heard of you, the prodigy. The boy king.
I just wanted you to be a kid a little while longer
There is so much evil in the world I feel like I could drown in it
This time it will be final
I’m angry. I’m mad at everything.
This isn’t your memory
Well then I ain’t gonna let him die alone
The fish have begun to anticipate me
Family don’t end with blood, boy.
For some, it’s God’s throne room. For others, it’s Eden. You two, I believe it’s the Cleveland Botanical Garden
You can go straight back to hell you ugly bitch!
Well come on. You a wimp?
I want a family, I want to be safe
I will never be powerless again
I truly cannot imagine the depth of your loss. This was your child. I can’t imagine the pain.
I thought they were perfect, but they were monsters
They were never alone
You say thank you. You say your sorry. You hope they are in a place without sadness or pain. You hope they are somewhere better. You say good bye
Since when is life about getting what you want?
My mom was my hero
I will miss her everyday of my life but she would not want this
No matter how good they are they always end up the same way
You know the worst thing I can think of? The very worst thing? Is for my children to be raised like I was.
That wasn’t fair and I couldn’t do it
I hate you and I love you. I forgive you
He’s a [pick what you want here*] he’s already cursed
Who do I have to kill to get some fries around here?
The king is dead long live the queen
But love is a weakness and I will never be weak again
I did not belong there! I was a freak
I can’t walk, I can’t fight, but I can do something
[insert what you want here*] are never kids, I never was
I’d tell you [bots] to stay out of trouble but what’s the point?
I’m kind of good, which sucks
You think this is righteous? What you’re feeling, it’s called doubt.
But I was raised on Tolkien* man where is all this?
But between you and me I’m a little worried about him
Well you’ve always got little old me
“No keggers” “I don’t have any friends.”
Good god! Never trust anyone!
Now tell me does the punishment fit the crime?
I’m an angel, you ass
I’ll integrate the cat
It always had to be you
My heart breaks for you
I just want it to be over
No. You made them to create lesser beings; to make you large, to make you lord!
Don’t you get it, heaven*, hell, this world. If it ever had a meaning that moment is past.
No one gives us the right, we take it
Oh I’m loyal, to them, to people.
You have no idea what I care about
I was a son, a brother, like you
Where do I even start to look for forgiveness?
Only humans* can feel real joy but also such profound pain
No one makes us do anything
I like… cocaine*
It was night and now it’s day
Accidents don’t happen accidentally
A testament to my unending mercy
We might as well blow coke* and jump on the bed
Teenage mutant ninja angel*
This isn’t her story! it’s mine!
I am being, she is nothingness
I wouldn’t expect you to understand, you are not a father.
There is nothing special about you, not then, not now.
They made their choice, they chose family
I’m old. Very old. So I invite you to contemplate how insignificant I find you.
Nothing lasts forever, well I do.
I loved you, brother
The word’s most evil skank and and a deadbeat god
Perfect like a marble statue. Cold. No choice, only obedience.
“There is no wrath! No [fill in what you want*]!” “But there’s still me!”
Fallen in every way imaginable
“I’m sorry,” “no you’re not, you don’t even know the feeling”
I was stationed in earth for 2000 years, just watching silent, invisible
The thing inside of you is unholy, it’s an abomination
There’s loyalty, forgiveness, love…
The father you love, you think this is what he wants?
No. I’m sorry. It’s time to think for yourself.
Let him do what he believes is right
If I didn’t hate you, I would love you
The fact remains I do not, will not, and have not ever loved anything ever
I’d wish you’d come with us
“Tell me why you abandoned me? Us?” “Because you disappoint me”
I understand the three beans but what’s the surprise?
I want my wife* back. Oh god, I want her back.
A mother always defends her children
A mother would never abandon her children
I lost my shoe
Hey assbutt!
Balls!
Gay love can pierce the veil of death and save the day (I FUCKING WISH this wasn’t a cannon line in that show)
Go be gay for that poor dead intern!
I was drunk it was Comic-Con
He’s our kid
I’m busy you son of a bitch*, this better be important!
You’re not a talking dog
The killer stuffed dinosaur in love
Why do you keep talking about my shoulders?
I’m Batman
I need sleep, I love sleep
There’s no words in this newspaper
Are we about to shoot this teddy bear?
We’re teddy bear Doctors
He shattered my Shatner!*
That’s not holy water by the way
It’s him! It’s doctor sexy!
I tell you one thing, there is no way I’m kissing that damn frog
Of course it’s not UFOs it’s fairies!
Son, you are all kinds of messed up
It was a little glowing hot naked lady with nipples and she hit me
What makes dick so hard to beat?
Did they get to fifth base?
Don’t roofie me and call it romance
If you dig down deep it’s all dick
Dick made more dicks
What like it’s my first tatoo?
Princess Leia in a bikini, straddling a 20 sided die
“So you’re the man going around pretending to be their father*” “well someone ought to be,”
When the tent is a rockin don’t come a knockin!
Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
After we kill it we can go to disneyland
I hate that thing. I want one.
It doesn't matter what you are, only what you do
My greatest sin is how many times i have let you down
You don’t even look like a real ghost *gets attack with ghostly abilities*
Why do these people assume were gay
Demos i get, people are crazy
No not really, We have guns and we’ll find you
I kill monsters, that's who the hell i am!
“You’re afraid of my mother?” “i think so,”
“When we freaks die, where do we go? Not heaven, not hell…so?” “Lego land?”
I think you pissed off my sandwich
Maybe you should try plan D for dumbass
It’s lizard, it tastes like lizard
Bert and Ernie are gay
It’s called anime and it’s an art form
You’re like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies
I’m not gonna apologize for loving that fish
“It’s like there's light at the end of the tunnel,” “that’s hell fire”
take care of my unicorn
'insane' is kinda what we do
Dude, you were hallucinating sheep on the road
If you know evil’s out there, how can you not believe good’s out there too?
No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex
they basically just outlawed 90 percent of your personality
Some people are just born tortured
Guess that’s why we all hold onto life so hard… even the dead. We’re all just scared of the unknown
Rebel a little bit… in a healthy, non-satanic way
Killing things that need killing is kind of our job. Last I checked, taking pleasure in that is not a crime.
Why do I have to be some kind of hero?
We going to fight or make out, ’cause I’m getting some real mixed signals here
I think the world’s gonna end bloody. But it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t fight. We do have choices. I choose to go down swingin’
Always knew I’d find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.
Nobody gets that angry unless they’re talking about their own family
Wow, you get a trophy in Stockholm Syndrome
Of course, you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there!
I lost everything for nothing
Don’t make things needlessly complicated as you humans tend to do
If you’re gonna make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines
god has a beard
these kids today, with their texting and murder
stop smelling the dead guy
this isn't wallstreet* this is [instert your choice of evil], and we have a little something called integrity
you breed with the mouth of a goat
*butt naked standing in the middle of a drive through lane* father?
*lady in red playing while slow dancing with an alien looking traumatized*
"what are you stoned?" "generally, yeah"
*cupid crying in the corner* should someone maybe go and talk to him?
congratulations [name] and [name] you are both offically virgins
no one in the history of torture's been tortured with the torture like the torture you'll be tortured with
*looks out into the kitchen* I'm gonna get my gun
I need to know everything you know about sex. go.
do we need a cat? doesn't this place feel one species short
on my car, he showed up naked covered in bees
"why do you just assume im not gonna be helpful?" "because you're a dick-wad" "but i'm your dick-wad"
"is that where I messed up?!?!?!?!??" "Sir this is a radio shed...."
"I can't believe you were going to kill me" "you're a zombie" "I'm a tax payer!"
I shot god
it's about a mime that's secretly a cockroach
is ketchup a vegetable?
"how many times have you torn into my head and washed it clean?" "frankly, too damn many"
do you want me to do the whole airplane thing with the spoon?
"he's not the brightest bulb but he's so...firm" "please stop talking"
so the demons were too polite?
you're gonna do that thing where you just shut the hell up forever
*watches a play about their own traumatic childhood as preformed by catholic middle school girls*
this drink doesn't look so bad *downs the whole thing* *in a strained voice* I was wrong
real men don't drink out of cups this small
I got it at the hot topical
the ones you can't save, you need to forget about them
The internet is more than just naked people. You do know that?
You’re changing the world, and I want to be a part of it.
My people skills are rusty
People Don’t Just Disappear, [name]. Other People Just Stop Looking For Them
We’ve got work to do
We make our own future
Give me the baby before I snap your neck
Just a couple hours ago, I killed Death. I'm pretty much open for anything
So you're having a midlife crisis?
The universe is trying to tell us something we both/all should already know. We're stronger together than apart
We're far from perfect, but we are good
I see light at the end of this tunnel... And if you come with me, I can take you to it
I was nine years old. He was supposed to say, "Don't be afraid of the dark".
Alright it's time for plan B. We're getting on that plane
What? That I don't turn evil? That I don't turn into some kind of killer?
Well, they weren't evil people, you know. A lot of them were good, just something happened to 'em. Something they couldn't control
Dude, it was more than a sprain. All right? And it was a friggin' demon, but –
Were you ever nice?
There is not much difference between madness and devotion
I so miss being an atheist
What are you looking at? Still learning all you can about the world?
Nice try but hell no!
So...how you been feeling? On edge? Pent-up? Unfulfilled?
It's not like anyone gave me a handbook on how to be a werewolf
This doesn't make us square. If I see you again…
Our family's not cursed. We just...had our dark spots
If you’re going to have faith, you can’t just have it when miracles happen, you have to have it when they don’t
[name], the only thing you would have ended was your life
You don’t have to be ruled by fate. You can choose freedom
I'm extremely old, I think I'm entitled
[name/names] may be a bit rough around the edges, but they're the best [people] I've ever known. And they're my friends
A [fill in]’s memorial complete with monster. [name] would’ve appreciated that
I learned that from the pizza man
We could have been better Gods
What's in that bottle? Delusion?
There’s a new sheriff in town
Pardon me, but I have spent the last "year" as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent
Once, there was only dark. If you ask me, the light’s winning
People don't come here for the truth, they come for good news
They do know we're brothers, right?
She was the love of my life; how many times do I gotta kill her?
You think I’m a magician? I may be able to read thoughts and sense energies in a room, but I can’t just pull facts out of thin air
If we make it out of here alive, we are so breaking up
That was just a sad, pathetic, cry for attention
I know you can't. And you do too
You love the job
Oh, right, right, I forgot. You were actually into this stuff, weren't you? I mean, you had like a deck of cards and a wand?
Well, get some doughnuts while you're out
Like Greek myth siren? The Odyssey?
He's like a crappy little credit-card-counting criminal prodigy Rain Man
Let me guess. You're lead dog now, but you would just love my full cooperation
You did it. I-I mean, it was a little touch and go there for a while, but you did it
Drifting serial killers do that
There is a demon in you and you're going to your safety school!
Oh my god! These guys are psychopaths!
no matter what shape you’re in, the bottom line is, you’re family
This sad doomed little world, it needs you.
it needs every last [fill in] it can get
Are you under the impression that family is supposed to make you feel good?
We start and end with family
Getting my ass kicked by those Juggalos was therapeutic
Shut up and drink your beer*
You’re going to wipe out a whole town for one little witch.
Sounds like you’re compensating for something
If it’s my last day on earth I don’t want it to be socially awkward
Power doesn’t control you, you control it.
i can’t. I’m dead
it’s shaped like a papaya
The mustache alone…
I got to start carrying paper clips
with the barbarian queen painted on the side
where did he get coconuts?
with three Exclamation points
boob job?
define "semi functioning"
do not use the words ‘hole in the floor’
So we got a goat dude with the name of a pirate
you don’t want to go fighting ghosts without health insurance
from the neck down, is he smooth like a Ken doll?
I mean we do have the son of Satan living down the hall
i’m the stapler queen
you’re mother Theresa with a neck beard
his blood is glittery?
you crap margaritas
mommy the giant is crying
I don’t miss digestion
three days ago I wasn’t even alive
are perp might just be a giant fly with low self-esteem
wands and swords at dawn
Put on some pants
I think I got asthma
three hearts, the two spleens, the seven nipples
I could steal them from their cages, the monkeys
you’re bidding the moon?
what the hell is kale?
they’re unhappy because the rabbit is fake
lots of dudes wear cowboy hats
*just in general you can fill in any human thing like hands with servos and god with primus for transformers
** you can pick to change the pronouns in any quote
***if you have a supernatural quote not on the list you can comment it and I’ll see if I feel comfortable to add it to the list for you to be able to request
Instructions for asks and I will only be doing this via my asks so if you comment I’m not doing it.
I’m not doing OC or reader shipping but cannon characters from different continuities are okay
A) give me the number of the quote so it can be considered completed
B) give me the quote itself with any changes you want to it such as making he into she or replacing god or the devil with primus and unicron
C) what character/characters you want it to focus on
D) which continuity do you want it written in
ii) I’ve seen all of prime, the bay movies, rescue bots, some of rescue bots academy, most of TFA, season 2 and 3 of cyberverse, have a rough of idea of the goings on in the mtmte comics but haven’t gotten in too deep.
E) you can add little head cannons like for example seekers learn to fly by getting yeeted by their creators but nothing that changes the story too much
ii) please keep the number of head cannons to 3 or less
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nazumichi · 2 years
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going back to sleep immediately after this ahem tell me about your favorite ogatami headcanons . twirling my hair and kicking up my feet and looking at u dreamily rn
time for me to be cringe, time for me to *clenches fist* be self indulgent
-i keep making jokes about how they’re married, and. you gotta understand, when i say they’re married, they aren’t actually married.
marie started saying it one day as a sort of excuse for her multiple bad actions (varying results, you would NEVER say anything against the wife of that one guy who defeated god in a stadium two months back, right?) and it kind of stuck. what can he do about it? apologize to flip because his “wife” burned his hat is what. might as well be real about it.
-gonna be soooo brief about this one. marie knows he’s the silver wolf. i’ve got a couple ways to go about this, ways being she was told reluctantly, she found out, or she guessed and said nothing about it until everyone knew, and gave shirou a heart attack with a “and it wasn’t obvious? ogami, baby, four years.”
i think marie knowing is soooooo interesting. she’s plenty smart, it’s easy to think she put two and two together (she called him out on her boat 1:4, about how alien he was behaving by accepting help from michiru. he goes to her for help in the manga, they confer), she knows him well enough.
i think she’d joke about it, before the michiru era, about how obvious it is and how idiotic everyone must be, and he’s restraining himself from grabbing her by the shoulders and making her swear on her life not to tell anyone.
-idk vee. i think. you might not know this about me. marie nickname person. she has little nicknames for everyone, shirou especially though, and that’s because she loves to get under his skin, see him get mad.
shirou actively wants to murder her every time she calls him her sweetheart. not even a regular sweetheart, a HER sweetheart. at a crime scene, of all places. there’s going to another missing person if she keeps this up. he doesn’t do anything about this though. nooo, he has thick skin, he can take the often wolfy and my dear. no other reasons. “baby.” “fellow co-worker.”
-i do think they get along, even if they squabble like an old married couple and even if he takes every excuse to shoot her a poisonous look and even if she uses his bank cards with reckless abandon. i like to think he finds her funny, in fact. he’s not a gossip by any means, BUT she’s good at telling a tale and is by far the most entertaining person to sit with in council meetings. maybe he likes listening to her talk, likes to know that the city hasn’t done too much damage, likes to have her attention. MAYBE, though.
maybe she has some significant trust in him, the only person in that city who seeks her out willingly, who puts up with her bullshit. boo they like each other, explodes you with my brain. maybe they should hold hands when they aren’t too emotionally pathetic about it. what if they walked together and were a little normal about it all.
what if michiru thought they were so fucking disgusting, and now has to deal with shirou and marie rocking up to meet with her principal when she gets a detention, because apparently THAT’S a thing that exists in her life now.
-OK, so. autism right. marie fiddles with her hands a lot, tugs at her fingers, tears at her palms, cracks her knuckles, as a way to un-tense and just get stuff out her own head. her method is slightly harmful to herself, so shirou, out of what he can pass off as duty, gives her his hand as something to interact with. professional hand-holding. she swings his hand around at light speed, talking up a storm, shirou will catch the dopey smile on his face a few minutes later in horror.
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mochiwrites · 2 years
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I MIGHT BE LATE. I MIGHTVE READ THIS A FEW DAYS AGO. HOWEVER, COMMA, IM HERE NOW. AND I NEED TO YELL.
F     irst of all. The way you wrote mumbo is driving me insane how did you manage to make the killing machine so wet and pathetic I AM taking notes. Thank you. I’ve got a little box of index cards that I keep in my desk and one of them just reads ‘make mumbo pathetic somehow while murdering, review mochi’s writing for ideas’. SECOND OF ALL I am so so so happy for Crime au to be back. Don’t get me wrong. I love songbird’s blood. I cant wait for you to ramp up w your ideas about that one again. But. Idk if you noticed, I love a good criminal. Mm. Love someone who maims and murders and covers themselves in gore and is still, somehow, lovable at the end of the day. And clearly so do mumscarian.   THIRD OF ALL. MUMBO. I AM SHAKING THIS PATHETIC MAN HE THINKS HES A FREELOADER?????? MUMBO. MUMBO.
G o d the way your write his relationship to death is WILD. The distance he keeps it at while also being comfortable enough with it that it’s ‘like breath’. THE MENTAL COMPARTMENTALIZATION MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. The way Mumbo avoids looking in the folder titled ‘family’ glkasfdh good. Sooooo good.
And then P E A R L. MY DELIGHT. I LOVE WOMEN. ALL HAIL. My lord she is lucky they bumped into each other when Scar and Ren had called a truce huh. I am shaking them both. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And then Scar and Grian???? I am being fed on Relationship tm Interactions on this fine day. THEY’RE BEING DOMESTIC. THEY FINALLY GET TO BE DOMESTIC. AND THEY GET TO BE DOMESTIC ABOUT MUMBO TOO!!! ‘I miss mumbo’ you and me both grian. You and me both.
AND THEN THE GRIAN AND PEARL REUNITING AHZdXLFKHSDFGHWKL GOD YES. ITS WHAT WE DESERVE!!!! THEY FINALLY FOUND EACH OTHER YOUR HONOR!!! I AM FLAILING IN THE STREETS!
And the way Pearl got out? SO smart. Love her. Love Pearl. Cant get enough of pearl. AND IMPULSE! CLAPPING AND CHEERING EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU IMPULSE!!!
Love that Mumbo and Scar are like “Oh huh. Hm. They need a minute - *dips out*” bless them. And Pearl and Grian has so much catching up to do – clearly. HE DOES NEED TO TELL HER EVERYTHING YES! ITS WHAT WE DESERVE. A GOOD TALK!!! YES!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HJGFJG HELLO TO YOU TOO BELLE
HELP??? quick tip for writing hitman mumbo wet and pathetic: give him Two (2) things. Trauma and Depression. it Works somehow JHFHGFJ
but !!!!! I am also very glad that crime au is back <3 it's nice to be excited about writing again and there's still so much story left to tell of the crime au >:3c
PLEASE I LOVE MUMBO'S RELATIONSHIP WITH DEATH IN THIS AU!!!! he grew up Exposed to it. by now it's considered so normal for him that he hardly bats an eye at it anymore.
not even gonna lie grian's "I miss mumbo" thing was just me. I was speaking through grian. JHGFHGFJH
god grian and pearl's reunion is something So important to me. like I mentioned before, it was super important to me that I got their reunion Perfect. and I think I got it as close to perfect as I could. impulse is as always the real mvp <3
but yes !!!! I felt like it was super important to highlight the fact that scar and mumbo left them alone. it couldn't just be implied, it had to be written out. you as the reader HAD to know that scar and mumbo made the choice to give them privacy. it was a thing of trust, of knowing immediately that this is That Pearl, the one grian believed he killed, and they needed that privacy to find each other again.
grian and pearl have SO much catching up to do man...
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Villains & Heroes: Chapter 2
MDNI please! This content has crude language, mature themes, and violence!
This is a Katsuki Bakugo x Fem!Reader (Pro-hero x Villain)
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You can’t believe it. By some crazy chance, you had managed to escape the immediate danger of pro heroes. However, rejoicing in that fact wasn’t important for the time being. You’re catching your breath in a car chase, while Miko is hugging you and crying.
“Y/N, I’m so sorry I was so careless. I completely understand if you want nothing more to do with me because of this!” She's hugging you tightly while Shin weaves his way through tight traffic, jerking your bodies left and right.
“I forgive you, Miko, we were both kind of careless” you sigh and place a hand on the top of her head, as a small gesture of forgiveness and love. And truth be told, it’s both of your faults. You should have asked questions, done a background check, or done anything to help you through this night. But you trusted that it would be enough to just wing it.
Now the real questions begin: If the dating site was created to be anonymous, how did they know it was you? They hadn’t managed to find out your real name during the hunt for your crimes, or at least, they never released a name to the press. You’re thorough when doing your work, so finding any kind of fingerprints or other DNA wasn't going to be easy. Maybe you should change up your act? No, that could be too risky. For now, you'll focus on doing a better clean-up job.
“Don’t mean to cut your touching moment short, but I’m running out of options for a clean escape here.” Shin is panicked, which doesn't happen often. But he is calm when dealing with immediate danger, and good at making quick decisions. 
You lean into the middle of the back seat, looking out of the windshield for any sign of an escape. 
“Oh god, they’re gaining on us guys” Miko is tapping frantically on your shoulder. Miko freaks out under pressure, kind of the opposite of Shin. Escaping with her is going to be one hell of a task, but you’ll die before you leave your friends behind. 
“Miko and I will have to make a run for it, are you going to be ok leading the car chase out of the city?” It's risky leaving him on his own, especially to travel so far away, but it’s the only thing you can come up with and he is good at figuring things out on his own. 
“I can manage, I'll call every few hours to give a small update on my whereabouts. For now, though, we should try to get you two out of the car” he is sweating. Not a good sign. If he is this nervous, do you have a shot at escaping? No, you need to be as optimistic as you can right now.
“This is going to sound crazy, but do you think you could try to sling the car? Try to make it look like you’re panicking, recklessly driving, but we could try to jump into an alleyway?”
“You’re right, that does sound crazy. Do you really think you’ll be able to walk after jumping from a swerving vehicle at ninety MPH? Let alone, if I have the skill it takes to do that without flipping the car over?” 
Good point. Could you stand after that? Miko is quirkless and the best you could do is try to propel Miko and yourself forward, and away from the car. That being said, by pushing yourself with your quirk, you risk flipping the car or making Shin lose control.
“You know what? It's worth a shot. They’re gaining on my ass, and we don't exactly have another option.” He starts to swerve the car, causing you and Miko to lose balance and fall over one another until you grab hold of the seat in front of you. 
Miko takes the car handle, waiting to get close enough, and once you are, she opens the door and jumps. You follow, and for a moment, time stands still. She is rolling on the ground, the lights are bright, the air is frigid, the sounds of the streets are loud and people are panicked, and your body feels like it's on fire. When you hit the ground, you begin falling over yourself, doing your best to roll. Miko begins picking you up and running, but you’re stumbling all over yourself. Finally standing and looking at your surroundings-
Shit, it's a dead end. What now? We could try to climb something maybe? Looking around, you spot a fire escape. 
“Miko!” you yell pointing at the ladder, and she runs to stand underneath it, clasping her hands together and placing them against her knee. You take a few steps back, trying to gather the momentum to jump off of her hands to grab the ladder, and it works. Pull-ups were never your strong suit. As much as you hated to run, arm workouts sucked more. You lift your legs as close to your chest as you can, and drop them forward, trying to find anything to help you push yourself up. 
“Let me help,” she says, reaching up to grab your feet, steadying you just enough to jump off of her hand slightly. It works, you’ve managed to lift your right arm and grab hold of the next few steps. You pull your body up just enough to move your left arm up. Lifting your legs, you set your knees on the bottom step and begin climbing. Once you're at the top of the small ladder, you kick as hard as you can to loosen the lock and drop the ladder to Miko. 
“Shit! Come on Miko” you reach a hand to her when you see the cops turn into the alley. She grabs your hand and you pull her as much as you can. Your climb to the top feels like an eternity, but you’ve made it to the roof after zig-zagging up five more flights of stairs on the outer side of the tall building.
“We will have to run that way and hope to make the jump” Miko points back toward your apartment and starts a light jog, 
“No, we can't lead them back there, we need to find a new spot until things die down enough to go home.” The look in her eyes hurts you a little. Of course, she wanted to go home, it was her sanctuary, even if it was in the shitty part of town. 
“Okay, then let's run that way” she takes off in the opposite direction. You begin to follow, and you manage to make it across two rooftops when you hear a loud boom sound from behind you.
 “Miko, run!” you yell, pushing her to your right, 
“I’ll find you!” she yells and picks up her pace, running for her escape.
“I’m tired of this game of chase,” he says loudly, blasting himself forward “you’ve been the biggest pain in my ass for months now.” 
You’re too busy running for the edge to respond to him. You begin to jump, but it's too early, and you hit the edge of the next roof, knocking the air from your lungs. Struggling to breathe and falling to your death isn’t how you pictured this night's end. There was nothing to do but reflect now. You can't breathe, and you're sure you’ve broken a few ribs, or at the very least fractured them. And if you did make it out alive, there would be several nasty bruises for a while.
Dynamite follows shortly, blasting his way down over you. You didn’t expect him to save you from the fall. You are, in fact, a villain by society's standards. His hold on you was rough and warm. He held you to his chest with one arm, using the other to balance himself for the landing. 
“You’re not getting away this time, so don't bother trying,” he says, laying you face first to the ground, holding your hands behind your back, and sitting over your body. He cuffs your hands and sits for a minute, catching his breath.
Your hair is a mess, you’re heaving in short breaths of air, your dress is torn, and your feet are bloody. Turning your head as far as you can, you side-eye his face. He looks disgustingly happy. His unruly hair falls forward, red eyes are staring at your body, and his lips are upturned, forming a small sinister smile.
His muscled arms are straining from overuse, and still holding your arms in place, his knees on either side of you. He is breathing in deep, satisfied breaths. Fuck this bastard. 
“Why don't you take a picture, it’ll last longer,” you say through short and painful breaths. Gritting your teeth through the pain and aggravation from this whole night. He chuckles, leaning forward to speak into your ear, 
“I told you- you wouldn’t get away from me.” He says it in the same low growl he had previously used when talking to you tonight. It sent a rushed heat to your core and brought a blush to your face. What the fuck? No, I can't be turned on by this. Why am I being like this right now? Just focus, damnit! Move, I’ve got to find any way I can out of this. 
You begin to squirm underneath him as he pulls himself back up. You feel himself readjusting behind you. Oh? You aren't the confident type, but using your sexuality to fool your victims has worked a time or two, so maybe it can be what saves you now. You smile and continue to move your hips against any part of him, causing him to continue moving backward.
“Quit that, dammit. What the fuck is wrong with you?” He says, trying to keep a hold of your arms and pulling you to stand before him.
 “Couldn’t help but notice.” You say this with a laugh on your lips, rolling your head back to look at him. 
“Notice what.” He questions defensively. 
“If I had to guess, I’d say you're a virgin. Or maybe it's been too long for Mr. number two?” You smile like a fox, teasing until he loses his focus. His eyes go blank, and a very, very soft blush is pulled to the surface of his cheeks. 
“Oh? Maybe I’m right?” you say pushing against his chest with your back. He coughs slightly, looking away from your face for a second before looking back at you.
Opening his mouth to probably tell you to ‘fuck off’, you decide now is better than any chance you’ll get. Taking as deep a breath as you could muster, you force the energy into your arms, pushing him back into the wall, and moving you forward. Tripping over your feet, you start to run with your hands still stuck behind your back. 
God, this won't do at all. You take another deep breath, sending energy to your forearms again. It breaks one of the cuffs off of your wrist, and you fall forward slightly. Taking another breath, you send the energy into your legs, hoping that if you fall forward enough, and release at just the right time, you can give yourself enough of a boost to get away.
You run out into the busy sidewalk and weave your way through people. Once you've made it to the road, you find a taxi. A couple seemed to be climbing in, but you don't care. You grab the pair, pushing them out of the way, and slam the door shut. 
“Hey, what the hell- '' you slam your hand on the seat next to you, making a loud slapping sound 
“Shut up and drive. Take me to district C, now” yelling at him seemed to work, as he started to drive away from the sidewalk. Looking back out of the window, you look back to find your pesky hero looking through the crowd of people for you.
He looks hot. The intrusive thought hits you out of nowhere. Causing you to question and cuss yourself out internally. After slapping at your face a few times, you take a deep breath, quickly reminded of the pain in your torso. 
Shit, I forgot about that. What now? I dropped my phone forever ago, Miko is god knows where, and Shin is probably still being chased down. I confirmed that he never saw me leaving, so it's safe to go home. I can patch myself up with what I can find there, maybe ask around if anyone knows where to find help outside of the hospital. Maybe I can use Miko’s spare key to get her laptop and email her too. If she's good, then we can meet somewhere.
You sigh, carefully leaning against the back of the seat. Letting your mind fall silent after a long, and strenuous few hours of running from the world's most annoying hero. The cab driver makes it to the front of your apartment building, telling you the total for the ride. You sigh, asking if he could wait for you to get a form of payment. You could see his mind working away at whether or not he could trust you before he gives in
 “I’ll be watching you though. If you don't return, I'm calling the police.” You nod, peeling yourself away from the seat and dragging your sore body up the stairs and to your front door. Gathering what cash you can find, you manage to find just enough and drag your way back to the cab.
After the short exchange of funds, you make your way into your apartment. Starting the shower and gathering any bandages and band-aids you could find, you set them on the bathroom counter. Removing the muddied and torn dress, you wince finding your reflection in the mirror. 
You look like hell, and you worry for Miko and Shin, knowing they are probably looking about the same as you do. You sit on the floor of the shower and let the warm water flow down your body. Rinsing the dirt and blood from your limbs and carefully washing the grime out of your hair. Everything stings, and it brings tears to your eyes, but you have to take care of it.
Turning the water off and wrapping a towel around your body, you sit on the counter and begin disinfecting and covering your wounds. Taking the longest bandage, you carefully wrap your chest, where bruising had begun and you are almost positive you had broken ribs. Grabbing a pair of underwear and an old t-shirt, you slowly pull the articles over your rough skin. A frantic knock comes from your door and you freeze. You slowly make your way to the kitchen, grabbing the biggest knife you own, and making your way to the door.
 “Y/N? Are you in there? It’s Miko. I know you said it was risky coming here, but I didn't know where else I should go.” a breath of relief and you're dropping the knife to the side and opening the door. She runs in and holds you for a second, before pulling away after you let a small wince escape your lips.
“I thought maybe you were really gone.” she cries softly for a moment and you smile.
 “Nah, they can't get me that easy, you know that.” pulling away from her arms, you lead her to the bedroom and lay there with her in silence. 
“How are we going to get him home?” she asks quietly.
“Well, he said he would call in a couple of hours, so let's wait for that. We can try to reach out first if you want to though.” She nods and pulls out her phone, making quick work of her fingers and hitting the speaker button.
RING…..RING….RI- Hello? Miko?
Miko: Oh my god Shin, are you ok? Can you talk?
Shin: Yeah, I’m fine. I managed to lose them, I’m in a cab and headed home, but I think we should pack up and leave as soon as possible. Even if they haven't found us yet, it's only a matter of time.
Y/N: I think you're right, Shin. I’ll help Miko pack everything we need and we can leave as soon as you're home.
Shin: Alright, see you guys soon. Love you both, don’t forget that.
And the phone call ends. You both breathe easier now, knowing he is safe. But what now? An empty warehouse might be a good place. It would provide cover and give you time to rest. Taking good care of your wounds might be a problem, but it's worth it if it means safety for you and your friends. 
“Well, I guess we should get started. I’ll make a list of essentials and grab some bags. Rest for a while, okay Y/N?” you nod and rest your eyes- listening to her soft footsteps lead into different rooms, the scratches of a pencil on paper, and closet doors opening and closing.
“Y/N” you hear a whisper pulling you from sweet sleep. There’s a gentle shake on your arm and another whisper, 
“Y/N, wake up. It’s time to go.” You wipe the sleep from your eyes and try to stretch before being harshly reminded of the pain you’ve put yourself through. Shin takes a hold of your arms and carefully pulls you forward, helping you sit up. Miko is carrying three bags, with your weapons bag by her feet. 
“Come on, I’ll carry you on my back until we get there.” Shin is squatting in front of you, waiting for you to move, and after what could have easily been three minutes of slowly readjusting until you could lean on him, you’re finally being carried out of your room and to the front door.
The morning air is cold and harsh on your bare skin. Sucking in a short breath of air, you snuggle into his back and shiver. It’s still dark out, so it’s hard to see, but you can make out the walls of buildings, windows, and flea market setups in the streets.
 Falling asleep like this is too easy. Shins’ arms are strong and soft, and his back is warm and smooth. Shin is tall and thin, he has muscles, but they are by no means huge like your pesky heroes are. You can hear his slow and gentle heartbeat, and feel his steady breathing. You can even smell the lilac and vanilla scented shampoo he used for his wavy brown hair. Shin is the embodiment of quiet happiness. He is a steady and dependable rock for Miko and you. He’s been there since the beginning of your new life, just as Miko has been. 
You remember that day as if it was yesterday. You were small, frail, and malnourished.You’d been running around on the streets for a while at that point, and had finally gathered the courage to go into a store. Being this close to this many people in an inclosed space made your skin crawl and kept your mind on edge.
Anyone could do anything to you at all times, but somehow, being outside gives you a sense of comfort. As if you could never truly be cornered like you could in a building. You had walked into a small cafe and had sat in the corner farthest from the door. Chewing your lip, you took in the smell of warm pastries and sweet coffee. You began bouncing your leg wondering if you should try to steal something to eat when two kids, around your age, sat down at your small table. 
“Hi, I’m Miko and this is Shin. mind if we sit with you?” Her smile was bright and her eyes seemed kind.
She was cute and soft looking. She wore a tight black turtleneck with a knitted, light brown knitted vest. The vest had a logo of a bird surrounded by vines and flowers on the upper right side. You couldn’t see her lower half, but it didn’t seem like that information would be important to you.
“I can go buy us something to eat if you’re hungry” the tall, thin boy ducks his head toward you while speaking softly. You stared wide-eyed at him until he stood and walked to the counter, waiting in line. 
He was also pretty and clean looking. He wore black slacks and a tight gray turtleneck with a light brown cardigan with the same logo on the upper right side. It suited him well, the neutral colors complimented his fair complexion and everything fit him well.
“You looked like you needed a friend, and we would love to make our duo a trio.” She leaned into the table and spoke so softly. 
She was nothing like the people you had been around for months now. Something about her was different. 
“If it’s alright with the two of you, I’d love to try this ‘friend’ thing out,” you spoke just as quietly as they had with you. Her face lit up and she smiled at you. 
The boy had made his way back to the table with three cups and a sandwich. They watched you eat, as you shove food into your mouth, taking in large gulps of air every few bites. The food was good, but even if it wasn’t- you wouldn’t have cared. Food was food for right now. It by no means was a luxury or something you could decide to be picky with if you wanted to live.
“When was the last time you ate?” the boy had asked. You only stared, not daring to recall the memories.
 “Do you have anywhere to go? A home?” he questions you again. 
Home. If there was any way to describe that place, it would be Hell. A place of torment and suffrage, a life in there was nothing short of eternal damnation for any poor soul trapped in the clutches of that thing known as your mother. Calling that place or those people ‘home’ was nothing more than a pathetic joke. Tears welled in your eyes and you stared down at your lap. 
“Would you want to stay the night at my place? My mom is a really good cook and I have a shower you could use.” The soft-spoken girl held your hand while she spoke and waited on a reply. 
You looked up, letting a tear fall before nodding at her and following them to her house. She didn’t lie either. Her mother was a great cook and told you to stay for the week. Later on in life, that sweet lady would be the one to enroll you in Miko’s school and take care of all your basic needs. She never asked about your old life, or where you came from. She just accepted you with open arms and helped when she could.
She was everything you wished you could have had from the start. But the fact that she was not your real mother was unbearably present in your mind. You could see and feel the difference in love Miko received from her, and the love you received from her. You would never have the relationship Miko had with her mother, no matter how much you wished you could. 
You spent countless hours crying to yourself. You would watch how Miko could sit in her mothers lap and have her pet her head, and rock her side to side. Miko would tell her mother every detail of her school drama and boy troubles and her mother would always listen. When Miko went to her mother for comfort, she was never turned away or told to suck it up. Instead, she would receive a hug and her mother would ask ‘do you want advice or a listening ear?’
Her mother never failed when giving Miko what she needed, and as often as Miko told you that you could talk to her mom, it always felt wrong. Like you were burdening someone who had no responsibility to take care of you with things that would no doubt turn her expressions sour. You could never ask this woman to take on responsibility like that for you. When she did things for you, you were always so thankful to her for it and looked for any way you could pay her back for it.
She would always tell you that you didn’t need to do anything though, but you could never allow yourself to just not do anything in return. It was easier to give than it was to receive, even when it was from a stranger.
Shin pulled you back to reality when he sat you down on an old dusty table. Looking around, this place was old and dingy. Abandoned. There were old desks and office chairs. Broken windows that had been patched shut with inadequate pieces of wood by the government. 
This would be home with your two comrades for the unforeseeable future. For the next six months, you put your revenge aside for the sake of healing nasty wounds, repairing your damaged ego, and rehabilitation to your limbs and quirk. Life was a mess, but you were more than forgotten by the media and no longer considered a top priority to the heroes or your enemies. This is when you strike.
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Chapter Nine Spooky Scary Skeletons (In The Closet) this Chapters "Brought To You By" is Being Gay and Doing Crime. Also Joey Breaking the Fourth Wall Again. This Chapters Art is very detailed and makes me feel inadequate
You mean the tiny elephants were real??!
...The Spooky Bunny? Is...is that them? ...Possibly a Celtic figure instead of Egyptian?
Shadi ready to storm the castle just like in Princess Bride
Vixen threatening a God
Shadi judging Pegasus' taste...and laughing at the Foliage version of his old friend
Mokuba LANGUAGE!
Poor boy with understandable trust issues
Oh no now he's sad
...Shadi confused by the laughter he hears
This is about the point that realisation should be dawning
Wrong White Haired Millenium Item Bearer
Shadi throwing shade on "whoever" gave an Artist the Eye
The Scales trying to locate Multiple Items? Or is the Hare some how also related to the Eye?
"He's so cunning and intelligent" Pegasus *snores*
Trying to figure things out... Why is there a pic of me?!
Year confusion
Finally the shouting. He's confused and concerned and he want to know how the heck Pegasus know him
Oh no, Kemo's getting drunk with the incredibly Shady Hare I trust it not at all
Kemo stop starting to feel comfortable with it!! Why could Keith's common sense not infect other members of Pegasus' staff?
Wine labels are very weird
And now the Russians are there
Sergei took that title and is now running with it
"My Weed Dealer’s Mechanic’s Client’s Brother’s Nephew-in-Law"
Well at least Kemo is aware Pegasus' eye is fucked up?
KEMO THE HARE IS NOT A "Nice Guy"!! The Hare is Hella Sus, it is encouraging Pegasus' delusions of Grandeur
Misha? Why does the Shady Hare know you? And why do you sound like "creaking wood" what are you Misha?
WAIT Pause! That Hare almost said "writing" the Hare is breaking the Fourth Wall too, I thought only Joey had that power in this fic??
...I knew that Hare was shady
Shadi! x2!
I still don't trust that Hare or the "Hole" in his pocket
Ah hah! Scaly-Shadi is being pulled to either the Hare or other Millenium Items
Shad-key in the meantime is quoting Alice in Wonderland and I'm a little worried about what that could be foreshadowing
Anubis is now smol
Was it a Chupacabra? I was sure it was Ammit. Damn
Who/What is that Damned Hare/Rabbit!!
"A Greek Statue with arms" very nice
...Bakura....who you nuzzling at in your dream Bakura?
Yugi's "Prowess as a Human Plushie"
Yeah there's more of them Seto they have you out-numbered
Love that he's giving Mai all the respect
I'm learning things again... only this time it's not things that will traumatise me
Joey making deals with the Foxes
Seto... well I guess in the right light and if you aren't a nature-y person it's possible to mistake Foxes for Cats...possibly
"Tits"... Well you did get up close and personal with some chests Bakura so it's not in-accurate
Ah morning hugs
Joey measuring Yugi to see who he's greeting
Oof early morning no glasses "why does everything look wrong?" it also helps explain the confusion about the foxes
"Eating for two" whatta way to phrase that
Yami and Téa having a heart felt moment only for Seto to interrupt
They're Foxes Seto. Foxes
Seto you Miette'd that fox "You Kick the Fox? You Kick it like the Football?! Oh Jail! Jail for Human for a thousand years!" or rather "ten millennia of imprisonment"
...Grandpa what're you up to?
Aw man Tristan's poor family... I hope he's not in too much trouble
It's probably not going to be Mr With-A-K, I think he learnt his lesson
...Is that...Anubis?...Di Joey just...?? I think he did... oop
"San Fransokoyo"! Baymax! Tadashi! Aunt Cass!
Joey...this whole conversation and kidnapping have been a train wreck.
Oh no... Guys don't make me sing the song again... I'll do it
Well...your argument is sounding valid... but I still don't like it
Yugi maybe shouldn't be encouraging Seto to set things on fire when they are planning on robbing the place
Oh dear, now Mai also wants to set shit on fire
...Yugi stop thinking about Seto's tits
I'm glad Tristan's genre savvy enough to know not to tempt fate
Oof heat and humidity are terrible I'm with her on this one
Odion? You have a sensei?
"Vulpine Cyclical Zoothropy" that's being a werefox right?
I love the consistency, we learnt about Sasha from the Russians and now we're hearing about her again, I think I remember another reference to her as well
Aw Marik you are a good overlord to your minions
Dammit Hodgekiss this is a Serious Moment
...Well at least Marik knows the importance of helmets?
"Dr Chopper"... Is that...????
Hmm who are you Odion's Sensei?
Odion you liar
...I think he less restrains his brother and more gently directs him at worthy targets
Hounds and Hare....
"A bit of Arson and a lot of Larceny" I feel like that could describe the mood of this chapter so far
Marik needs glasses? Maybe??
Ah Peace and Quiet and Brotherly Understanding....A lack of Hodgekiss....
I feel like Stephannie knows so much
What a bunch of idiots
How much do you want to bet each of those listed kids is going to show up in this fic?
Joey is officially losing his shit
...Joey you... you see Dr Crane? DOCTOR CRANE?!!
You guys definitely went overboard
...That was a lot of swears that I honestly had never heard before
Joey has a lot of trauma
I think Keith's regretting getting his boys to kidnap this one
Keith's older sibling energy is so strong, he's trying to comfort Joey
Oh Hey Joeys back. He checked out for a bit and kinda spewed his trauma everywhere but he's back now
Mokuba did what? I mean I'd believe it
Keith I feel like you're in the wrong genre
At least Kemo's warning people about the Rabbit/Hare/Thing
"Cursed Shit Be Afoot"
Keith finds out Pegasus can read minds and steal souls and shit. Keith instantly decides the island is too unsafe for his little dudes
"Nobody dies or gets sunburned or gets their souls ripped out" Good job Keith
Bakura just licking stuff that came off walls
"Zorc" this is a Name thing right? Where you don't say the True Name for Fear of Invoking or Giving Power to the Entity
Don't worry Tristan the Ring is still in it's Cheezy Prison...Not that that's stopping it's current occupant
The Counting
For the love of everything Tristan! he's not a Werewolf!
I'm doing the squinty eyes of suspicion "were-rabbit" why are rabbits so important?
Socially Awkward Brit or Vampire? It's hard to tell
"Fae ancestors".... Is the Spooky Bunny one of the Fae???
"Sunnydale syndrome" Does Buffy exist in this world?
Poor Tristan's Mom
It's so interesting that there are PSAs and awareness things about it
"Forks Syndrome" The Sparkly vampires exist here too?
The Parasite was such a dick
Yami... doesn't know what a vampire is...Concerning....
Does Seto also have Thorin-itis?
He's treating Mai as an informative podcast? Lol
...Ah tangenting in your head only to completely derail conversations. You know how you got there but everyone else quite is confused
Well... I'm glad they've found some common ground to talk about?
Oof Mai
Ah Anubis you've returned... I think
He's found someone to carry him!
Ah naturally chatty people who train their friends and associates, even if you're too tired to verbally respond just make an acknowledging noise every now and then and I'll be happy
Pegasus was basically Mai's parent, oh now I'm having a sad
Trans bonding
Does Seto have Hyper-mobility? My Friend has it and from what he's saying about how he grew too quickly it sounds like something he could have
Anubis The Emotional Support Animal
Yugi O....
I'm glad Téa's self aware of the Goddess like nature of her quads
I think Osiris maybe... Grandpa did spend a lot of time in Egypt
Yami making life difficult for Yugi
Téa not minding at all
Lol "It's very cozy" Yami get your mind out of the gutter
I wonder what is the dumbest way to conduct a seance that Bakura's ever heard of
Bakura is not a fan of his family. Which honestly understandable
Oof
Right Téa's Mom is definitely in the Bad Parent Box
Tristan's Brother-In-Law sounds awesome
Time sounds screwed
lol "Thoths Hangovers"
...Tristan Bakura's not likely to beat on someone for making out with his sister, he's seems like the kinda guy who'd let his sister decide that for herself
Aw Tristan
Poor Bakura's sister
Tristan you also did not kiss a ghost
Lol He's not offended cos your a dude he's offended cos you could have been "making out this whole time"
Joey and Yugi are just on the same wavelength
"Serenity Fucking Krieger" I feel like Bakura could tell stories about her
"You seem a nice young man and she threw a nun out a window" Bakura so confused by how they're related
It's only the knowledge that Joey once mugged Yugi that helps him grasp their relation
The Cards tried their best to help but Joey was Having a Moment. and also knew nothing about Zombie cards
"Leather Goth Knows No Gender" Nice
Hex Girls! Yass
Yami wants his skirt back
Muahahahah prepare to go down Pegasus
I don't think a shellfish allergy makes you sneeze
"Those kids problems have problems" How right you are Keith
"The Autism" ... I don't think they cancel each other out Joey, you can have both
Joey misses the PSAs, that's not good
..."accident" how much you wanna bet his fucked up Dad did something?
...Yami is there something about melons you'd like to tell us?
You should never try to force someone to open up if they're not ready
Yikes wouldn't want to be God on the day Téa finds him
I love the descriptions "rippling a bit like an over-animated Ghibli character" I can envision it perfectly
"more loose screws that a discount whorehouse" very nice
Just asking random kids if they know what a propane tank looks like.
Mokuba why don't you and your brother have any sense of Self Preservation?
Mokuba also know how to use his child-like charms (tm)
Mokuba has Realised!
Yes Shad-Key be concerned by this child
"Do you have a Twin?" Not that he knows of
Oh hey Croquets not Stoned anymore!
...Pegasus you're sounding very invested in your appearance
..."fell down a hole and vanished" actually surprisingly accurate description of what has happened to Kemo
Just list the problems fast enough and he may miss one...Nope he even brings up one you didn't mention
Whats up with Dukes father? Clow...Clown thing? Clow as in Clow Reed? What is Happening???
Scaly-Shadi is confused and possibly irritated? Definitely annoyed
Pegasus now Super Offended "How Dare you Forget Me?!"
"I didn't sleep with you did I?" "No" "Thank the Gods" Pegasus now even More Offended
And Duke just enjoying Brunch and a Show
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