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Chapter Nine Spooky Scary Skeletons (In The Closet) this Chapters "Brought To You By" is Being Gay and Doing Crime. Also Joey Breaking the Fourth Wall Again. This Chapters Art is very detailed and makes me feel inadequate
You mean the tiny elephants were real??!
...The Spooky Bunny? Is...is that them? ...Possibly a Celtic figure instead of Egyptian?
Shadi ready to storm the castle just like in Princess Bride
Vixen threatening a God
Shadi judging Pegasus' taste...and laughing at the Foliage version of his old friend
Mokuba LANGUAGE!
Poor boy with understandable trust issues
Oh no now he's sad
...Shadi confused by the laughter he hears
This is about the point that realisation should be dawning
Wrong White Haired Millenium Item Bearer
Shadi throwing shade on "whoever" gave an Artist the Eye
The Scales trying to locate Multiple Items? Or is the Hare some how also related to the Eye?
"He's so cunning and intelligent" Pegasus *snores*
Trying to figure things out... Why is there a pic of me?!
Year confusion
Finally the shouting. He's confused and concerned and he want to know how the heck Pegasus know him
Oh no, Kemo's getting drunk with the incredibly Shady Hare I trust it not at all
Kemo stop starting to feel comfortable with it!! Why could Keith's common sense not infect other members of Pegasus' staff?
Wine labels are very weird
And now the Russians are there
Sergei took that title and is now running with it
"My Weed Dealer’s Mechanic’s Client’s Brother’s Nephew-in-Law"
Well at least Kemo is aware Pegasus' eye is fucked up?
KEMO THE HARE IS NOT A "Nice Guy"!! The Hare is Hella Sus, it is encouraging Pegasus' delusions of Grandeur
Misha? Why does the Shady Hare know you? And why do you sound like "creaking wood" what are you Misha?
WAIT Pause! That Hare almost said "writing" the Hare is breaking the Fourth Wall too, I thought only Joey had that power in this fic??
...I knew that Hare was shady
Shadi! x2!
I still don't trust that Hare or the "Hole" in his pocket
Ah hah! Scaly-Shadi is being pulled to either the Hare or other Millenium Items
Shad-key in the meantime is quoting Alice in Wonderland and I'm a little worried about what that could be foreshadowing
Anubis is now smol
Was it a Chupacabra? I was sure it was Ammit. Damn
Who/What is that Damned Hare/Rabbit!!
"A Greek Statue with arms" very nice
...Bakura....who you nuzzling at in your dream Bakura?
Yugi's "Prowess as a Human Plushie"
Yeah there's more of them Seto they have you out-numbered
Love that he's giving Mai all the respect
I'm learning things again... only this time it's not things that will traumatise me
Joey making deals with the Foxes
Seto... well I guess in the right light and if you aren't a nature-y person it's possible to mistake Foxes for Cats...possibly
"Tits"... Well you did get up close and personal with some chests Bakura so it's not in-accurate
Ah morning hugs
Joey measuring Yugi to see who he's greeting
Oof early morning no glasses "why does everything look wrong?" it also helps explain the confusion about the foxes
"Eating for two" whatta way to phrase that
Yami and Téa having a heart felt moment only for Seto to interrupt
They're Foxes Seto. Foxes
Seto you Miette'd that fox "You Kick the Fox? You Kick it like the Football?! Oh Jail! Jail for Human for a thousand years!" or rather "ten millennia of imprisonment"
...Grandpa what're you up to?
Aw man Tristan's poor family... I hope he's not in too much trouble
It's probably not going to be Mr With-A-K, I think he learnt his lesson
...Is that...Anubis?...Di Joey just...?? I think he did... oop
"San Fransokoyo"! Baymax! Tadashi! Aunt Cass!
Joey...this whole conversation and kidnapping have been a train wreck.
Oh no... Guys don't make me sing the song again... I'll do it
Well...your argument is sounding valid... but I still don't like it
Yugi maybe shouldn't be encouraging Seto to set things on fire when they are planning on robbing the place
Oh dear, now Mai also wants to set shit on fire
...Yugi stop thinking about Seto's tits
I'm glad Tristan's genre savvy enough to know not to tempt fate
Oof heat and humidity are terrible I'm with her on this one
Odion? You have a sensei?
"Vulpine Cyclical Zoothropy" that's being a werefox right?
I love the consistency, we learnt about Sasha from the Russians and now we're hearing about her again, I think I remember another reference to her as well
Aw Marik you are a good overlord to your minions
Dammit Hodgekiss this is a Serious Moment
...Well at least Marik knows the importance of helmets?
"Dr Chopper"... Is that...????
Hmm who are you Odion's Sensei?
Odion you liar
...I think he less restrains his brother and more gently directs him at worthy targets
Hounds and Hare....
"A bit of Arson and a lot of Larceny" I feel like that could describe the mood of this chapter so far
Marik needs glasses? Maybe??
Ah Peace and Quiet and Brotherly Understanding....A lack of Hodgekiss....
I feel like Stephannie knows so much
What a bunch of idiots
How much do you want to bet each of those listed kids is going to show up in this fic?
Joey is officially losing his shit
...Joey you... you see Dr Crane? DOCTOR CRANE?!!
You guys definitely went overboard
...That was a lot of swears that I honestly had never heard before
Joey has a lot of trauma
I think Keith's regretting getting his boys to kidnap this one
Keith's older sibling energy is so strong, he's trying to comfort Joey
Oh Hey Joeys back. He checked out for a bit and kinda spewed his trauma everywhere but he's back now
Mokuba did what? I mean I'd believe it
Keith I feel like you're in the wrong genre
At least Kemo's warning people about the Rabbit/Hare/Thing
"Cursed Shit Be Afoot"
Keith finds out Pegasus can read minds and steal souls and shit. Keith instantly decides the island is too unsafe for his little dudes
"Nobody dies or gets sunburned or gets their souls ripped out" Good job Keith
Bakura just licking stuff that came off walls
"Zorc" this is a Name thing right? Where you don't say the True Name for Fear of Invoking or Giving Power to the Entity
Don't worry Tristan the Ring is still in it's Cheezy Prison...Not that that's stopping it's current occupant
The Counting
For the love of everything Tristan! he's not a Werewolf!
I'm doing the squinty eyes of suspicion "were-rabbit" why are rabbits so important?
Socially Awkward Brit or Vampire? It's hard to tell
"Fae ancestors".... Is the Spooky Bunny one of the Fae???
"Sunnydale syndrome" Does Buffy exist in this world?
Poor Tristan's Mom
It's so interesting that there are PSAs and awareness things about it
"Forks Syndrome" The Sparkly vampires exist here too?
The Parasite was such a dick
Yami... doesn't know what a vampire is...Concerning....
Does Seto also have Thorin-itis?
He's treating Mai as an informative podcast? Lol
...Ah tangenting in your head only to completely derail conversations. You know how you got there but everyone else quite is confused
Well... I'm glad they've found some common ground to talk about?
Oof Mai
Ah Anubis you've returned... I think
He's found someone to carry him!
Ah naturally chatty people who train their friends and associates, even if you're too tired to verbally respond just make an acknowledging noise every now and then and I'll be happy
Pegasus was basically Mai's parent, oh now I'm having a sad
Trans bonding
Does Seto have Hyper-mobility? My Friend has it and from what he's saying about how he grew too quickly it sounds like something he could have
Anubis The Emotional Support Animal
Yugi O....
I'm glad Téa's self aware of the Goddess like nature of her quads
I think Osiris maybe... Grandpa did spend a lot of time in Egypt
Yami making life difficult for Yugi
Téa not minding at all
Lol "It's very cozy" Yami get your mind out of the gutter
I wonder what is the dumbest way to conduct a seance that Bakura's ever heard of
Bakura is not a fan of his family. Which honestly understandable
Oof
Right Téa's Mom is definitely in the Bad Parent Box
Tristan's Brother-In-Law sounds awesome
Time sounds screwed
lol "Thoths Hangovers"
...Tristan Bakura's not likely to beat on someone for making out with his sister, he's seems like the kinda guy who'd let his sister decide that for herself
Aw Tristan
Poor Bakura's sister
Tristan you also did not kiss a ghost
Lol He's not offended cos your a dude he's offended cos you could have been "making out this whole time"
Joey and Yugi are just on the same wavelength
"Serenity Fucking Krieger" I feel like Bakura could tell stories about her
"You seem a nice young man and she threw a nun out a window" Bakura so confused by how they're related
It's only the knowledge that Joey once mugged Yugi that helps him grasp their relation
The Cards tried their best to help but Joey was Having a Moment. and also knew nothing about Zombie cards
"Leather Goth Knows No Gender" Nice
Hex Girls! Yass
Yami wants his skirt back
Muahahahah prepare to go down Pegasus
I don't think a shellfish allergy makes you sneeze
"Those kids problems have problems" How right you are Keith
"The Autism" ... I don't think they cancel each other out Joey, you can have both
Joey misses the PSAs, that's not good
..."accident" how much you wanna bet his fucked up Dad did something?
...Yami is there something about melons you'd like to tell us?
You should never try to force someone to open up if they're not ready
Yikes wouldn't want to be God on the day Téa finds him
I love the descriptions "rippling a bit like an over-animated Ghibli character" I can envision it perfectly
"more loose screws that a discount whorehouse" very nice
Just asking random kids if they know what a propane tank looks like.
Mokuba why don't you and your brother have any sense of Self Preservation?
Mokuba also know how to use his child-like charms (tm)
Mokuba has Realised!
Yes Shad-Key be concerned by this child
"Do you have a Twin?" Not that he knows of
Oh hey Croquets not Stoned anymore!
...Pegasus you're sounding very invested in your appearance
..."fell down a hole and vanished" actually surprisingly accurate description of what has happened to Kemo
Just list the problems fast enough and he may miss one...Nope he even brings up one you didn't mention
Whats up with Dukes father? Clow...Clown thing? Clow as in Clow Reed? What is Happening???
Scaly-Shadi is confused and possibly irritated? Definitely annoyed
Pegasus now Super Offended "How Dare you Forget Me?!"
"I didn't sleep with you did I?" "No" "Thank the Gods" Pegasus now even More Offended
And Duke just enjoying Brunch and a Show
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Chapter 8 A Stranger in Paradise, this Chapters "Brought to You By" had so many good ones but I suppose if I had to pick just one it would be "They're Stupid Your Honor"
Yami giving getting lost in your thoughts new meaning
Oof pulling a push door
Tristan what are you teaching him!?
...Self-awareness about the weirdness of their hair
..."Making out with your lover"...Yami Téa's mentally referring to you guys as 2-in-1, I don't think she or Yugi minds
The past six months have been a trip for Yugi
...did Yugi have Depression? On top of all the bullying bullshit that was going on with him?
"Magical Hell Games" that is one name for them... possibly more accurate than Shadow Games
...Look at Yugi go! A Girlfriend and a Boyfriend all in one evening
"Girls. Boys. Bakura" A special gender just for them
Cards Against Humanity Duel Monsters
Fuck that Gym Teacher too
Having a conversation only to look out the window and realise your Partners Mind and Soul are Immense and Unfathomable
"Ah in the Intimacy you Hear my Fearful heart" "Nah dude that's a helicopter"
Oh dear he's still tipsy...
"Water does not crumple" Good to know
Well I'm glad one of them is confident...even if it is "unwarranted"
He's enjoying the freefalling... I don't think he's going to enjoy the landing part though
Well you jinxed yourself there Seto
"Little Calico man"....
...Seto are you beginning to have... stirrings?
Seto how many dog jokes are you going to make about Joey?
Honestly I'm unsure why they're surprised he has a tracker on his brother, all things considered it seems rather tame to me
Lol Seto's not the only brother to consider it either
...Seto is discovering undiscovered depths in both himself and Yugi
Téa's ready to beat his ass
Mai taking charge. She is the only Competant Adult around
Aww Seto's rediscovering his conscience
Bakura's inner DM taking notes from Seto's murder house
Ah Yugi uses Logic. It's Super Effective
The Thief!! "Sanguine Robed" Sanguine is a word for red!
Also he talks in Ren Faire!!!!
The Thief is Bound by Divine Providence to the House of Blackwood...Does he know the Rabbit?
"Devilry! Alchemy! Bullshit!" Brilliant
He's very Proud of himself isn't he?
...Is he negotiating with a Goddess? Negotiating and not getting Smote. Well done Thief King
"The Great Beast"
Op well at least this Spirit likes Bakura?
And knows things about Bakura's family
The Three Conspiracy Theorists are back...attempting to identify Ammit's species. Good luck boys
...Mokuba is too small to kick Pegasus' butt so he's going to have to satisfy himself with his shins
All that effort Seto put in to not swearing around him had now been proven useless
..."Mr Zbones" with a silent Z....Shadi...
The Iron Giant...I cried watching that movie, why would you remind me of it
...First the Foxes and now Ammit... I don't think there's going to be any marshmallows left on the island by the time they leave
...The Marshmallows count as sacrifices in her honour?
"A Very Strange River" that's one word for it
Aw Mokuba's making friends
And Shadi's learning that Pegasus is possibly not who he's looking for, or rather he is but Shadi thought he was looking for someone else
Mokuba is aware of how dumb people can be
The first time ever Shadi's phone has received a phone call
Aw Brotherly Reunion...via phone
Welp Seto need new pants
Bandit Keith impresses Yugi with his Sly and Sneaky Skills
Keith has very good instincts...If only the other people on the island shared even a hint of them
Seto is unaware that Yugi can and will removed Pegasus' soul from his body
Shadi demonstrating Dad Instincts
The Divorce
Mokuba sneaking more S'mores
...Oxford again...hmmm
Grandpa that is certainly a Subject Line
Thoth....New God just dropped
"The fun version of Obsession" hmm I think most people would call that a crush Seto
Joey is ...summarising? Goodness
Again Grandpa why are you adding crimes? Is it to annoy the people who actually did those crimes? To cover for them? For the lolz? WHY?!
...Chupacabra again
I'm glad he's aware that he deserved to be chased with a knife after that pun
I love that he has time to slip in how awesome and sexy he finds Mai's skill with first aid
"Téa's scary good at Duel monsters if you ever want to lose again"
"Bestie Committed A Clown Murder" I don't know why but I feel like that would be a hilarious therapy session
My question exactly Seto
Well he's displaying self preservation instincts for possibly the first time in this entire fic
Aw Mai protecting Baby Seto's innocence
Seto and Bakura are bonding...nice?
...Definitely a good thing they weren't friend before
Téa's goal is to Fist Fight a Ghost?
"YUGI IT'S TIME TO DUEL" No Seto it's time to sleep
Well done on making things accessible Seto!
Bakura... blood is important yes but not typically one of the things you list when someone is talking about good stuff that's red
...This scene caused me to make my first meme :
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He unintentionally dyed his hair green. Poor boy
Yugi you really don't have grounds to call anyone's life weird
Aww Rex and Weevils 'Honeymoon'
"She's cute"... I'm sure many other people have thought that of Marik only to later regret it. Deeply.
"Funerary Potatoes"
Rex trying to remember which of the Ishtar's in adopted
Aww they're so loyal
So jealous... I wanna boop the snoot
Venomous animals are Marik's inspiration in life
Weevils so touched
Rex on the other hand is practical
Well Odions at least honest with himself
Poor Marik thinks his brothers still a virgin. Odion busy congratulating himself on his poker face
Seto trying so hard to deny his crush
Seto also trying to deny Yami's arrival?
"I wanna put you in my Virtual Reality Simulator" ...That's one way to proposition someone I guess, if you're a complete dork
"Two Yugi's per Yugi" I think that's about the same as Téa's 2-in-1 comment/thoughts
...Another god? Maybe Ammit? Or is it in fact a Chupacabra?
...Bakura are you Shakespeareanly flirting?
...The Thief flirts back...this could throw off my polycule ponderings
Shadi....The Thief just told Bakura to run from you
Did Shadi have something to do with the Parasite being in the Ring?
Well these two have almost instantly fallen into some sort of rapport
Bakura Ancient Egyptian Hellraiser... hmm I wonder who that could have been?
Lol The Thief's historical stories
Oh no, the Thief's been being digested since possibly before the Blackwoods got cursed by the Skull Bunny, he doesn't know!!
Well at least Bakura can somewhat catch him up, at least on what he knows
Albion! The one who Fucked Up!
OHHHH He's the Retrieval Specialist Anubis was talking about
Aw Romantic Chapter Art
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Chapter 7 Rabbits, Rabbits, Rabbits, my favourite of this Chapters "Brought to you By" is IT'S YA BOIIIIII...the others are also good but that's one of my favourite memes so I have to choose it. This chapter also has a handy note telling me to pause and stretch and drink water and my first time reading through it was very handy. This Chapters Art gives me the slightest of wiggins
1616 When Shadi got The Chop
I'm getting Sandman vibes....
...Rabbit god?
Oh this dude is fully psycho. I really am getting Sandman vibes
Hmmm Iron......
Welp this is what happens when you fuck around in the realm of Gods
Bakura? Is that you?
Yami negotiating with the opposing sides pieces, whatta King
I'm with Yugi I did not know that Duel Monsters went in for Ren Faire
"PONTAYDO CHIMP" "POTAYGO CHID" I kinda love the Man-Eater Bugs, they just wanna eat Chips
Aw Mahad is confused about potatoes too
The Parasite receives no loyalty from his pieces
Kuriboh is fulled with Murderous Excitement...Kuriboh also knows chess??
Bakura taking the moves before the Parasite can... And It can't get revenge eh heh heh
Oops I forgot that the body is still Bakura's...The Blue Eyes White Dragon is very single minded
Celtic Guardian Riding The Man(And Potato Chip)-Eater Bug determined to be Knighted
The Blue Eyes is running on Spite, so long as the Parasite wants Bakura she'll protect him
...She's trying to hatch him. Aww.
They've Invoked the Hippo again
What is The Red Coat planning over there with that Celtic Guardian??
The Duel Monsters know rock-paper-scissors? I'm pretty sure playing against someone with no hands is cheating or at least unethical
RedCoat you continue to interest me with your vast amounts of knowledge. Who are you?
Welp The Parasite is now even more creepy. He done a murder...I mean honestly he's probably done quite a few but this one was a lead in to even worse things... How'd he get stopped last time?
Ah that most Ancient of Invocations "FUCK IT"
Welp Tristan felt that outside the Dome of Doom... as did his audience of Foxes
"Oh Good The Mad Man with a Millenium Item Doesn't have the God Cards (tm)" ..."Instead they are in the hands of A Mad Man (Teen) with a Millenium Item... and a very tired overworked Older Brother"
Ishizu Thanks the Gods for the Elder of her two Brothers
Shadi that's some truly terribly phrasing right there. When faced with Traumatised children one should act with Compassion....
"Mur-the most extreme self defense"....riiiiight
Mr-With-A-K!
Joey spreading some hate towards his Dad...Male DNA Donor...
He's trying so hard to hold on to his scary factor...and failing so hard to do so
How strong is Téa? She just broke metal with her legs??
"The Heart of the Cars says you're a little bitch" The Cards have spoken Mr-With-A-K
Marshmallon... I love how Mai's just instantly in love
Ok so not only is Téa strong as all get she's also a Beast at Duel Monsters, good to know
Aw Tristan shares his skill points with Joey in TTRPGs
"Blorbo from the Feywild"
Téa is genuinely summoning the Duel Monsters...How strong is she in Magic to be doing that?
Welp Mr-With-A-K is really really screwed now...Op he's trying fire. You cannot burn away all of your problems dude. Especially when your problems are a terrifying Ballerina who could probably kill you by flexing
...Different armour...
...I think that man was being Racist.... He was looking for an Ancient Egyptian Guardian of Ancient Egyptian Artifacts and He thought the Egyptian man answering the door was Staff? Not very smart
Van Helsing and the Infamous Count!! I love picking a up references
"Hello Adopted, my name is Bakura" Bakura's so little and polite...and his Dad is a super Asshole... He's going in the Bad Parent Box
...Bakura's Dad may actually need to have his own box for Terrible People Inside the Bad Parent Box, wow
The more I read the more I want this man to suffer... not necessarily die, or at least not immediately but suffer, immensely, yes. Another persons life is not yours to Sacrifice, especially not a child
The Rabbit from the start?
...Grandpa... your past is just wild
Aw Dad and Uncle Shadi getting all those hugs
...Well that's... something? It's no longer in Bakura's body, that's a good thing right?
...Red Coat you are hella sus...
Yes Go For the Groin!! You let him go! You Evil Parasitic Demon!!
...Dragon penis... The Red Coat is very offended by this...I'm starting to get an idea...
The Celtic Guardian finally gets what it's wanted from the start
"Someone is doing something Very Stupid" They didn't have a lot of choices Shadi you and Ammit are gonna have to cut them some slack
Pegasus sets himself on fire... and Croquets still Stoned
...Hodgekiss' ass gets set on fire "THE PHAROAH SET MY ASS ON FIRE?"
Marik now thinks the Pharoah is trying to kill him and maim his friends. Dude the Pharoah doesn't even know who you are
Well one good thing is that people are used to Cursed Items...though probably not that cursed
THE RABBIT!!!
You said it Shadi "Destiny is some Real Bullshit"
I love that Bakura's brand of Spellcasting involves swearing
Oh Oh my, Kuriboh is flirting with the Blue Eyes White Dragon. This is hilarious
DIE Parasite!! Muahahahah
"They have Comic-Con in Hell"
Mahad may have used a bit too much fire power. Lol Bakura
RED ROBE!!!!
I don't think Mahad has ever been referred to as "Bruh" before
"Cheezy Prison" lol
I warned you Mr With-A-K, you poked the hippo now you suffer the consequences
"What if she kills him" "Theres no cops on this island" wow
Their first kiss...scented with Propane and Clown Blood...Aw?
Pegasus why do you own a Gauzy "Oh my Husband has tragically died?!" gown?
Cecelia probably liked Terry Pratchett
...that Rabbit is I think a different Rabbit... A New and very Shady rabbit....
...A Hare... not a rabbit... Harvey the Hare....
Oh no Kemo
Tristan Bakura is not a werewolf.
Téa disappointed Tristan thinks any of the blood is hers really doesn't he know her at all
I wonder who all was involved in the Yugi/Téa bet
Yugi's so used to his friends treating him as a comfort object/soft animal/hot water bottle
"Very Important Goth Bonding Moment" Bakura and Yugi both count as Goth, I guess I forgot that
...Are Bakura and Yugi gonna be another arm of the Poly?
Is the damned Chupacabra going to be a thing?
...I've learned things again...disturbing things
Ugh adults thinking they get a say in children's (especially unrelated children) hair length. That teacher deserved to be freaked out
Tristans gonna be hella good at whatever he decides to do in the future
THE RUSSIANS "My Weed Dealer's Mechanic's Friend's Nephew-In-Law's Friends'" These are the "Mad Reliable" people!
Who doesn't know how to jump out of a moving aircraft?
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Chapter Six The First Rule Of Any TTRPG is NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY, I think that my favourite of this chapters "Brought to you By"s is 2021, You Were One Of The Most Years Ever. Because it certainly was. Also remember there are SPOILERS
Oh no, now we're seeing things from the Parasites perspective, this is not a thing I ever wanted
Go Bakura! Trick that MoFo!!
...Rabbit...
Eugh Math and Sand two of the worst things
...Ammit's wearing a tiny hat?
Mokuba in what way does that resemble a dog?
Well at least Shadi's aware of where he ranks in this situation.
"White haired thief".... Mokuba I don't think he's talking about Pegasus
Ammit, Devourer of the Wicked
Is Mokuba talking about Tristan's nephews dog?
Shadi...you are so old
...Joey how do you know how much cocaine costs?
Joey's Dad is seriously in the Bad Parent Box with his Mom and Yugi's Parents
Tristan is such a Mom Friend
Téa when in doubt always guess a lower number
Oof Burgerville, I actually read some of the manga so I've read that bit. Big yikes
Well at least Yugi is aware about the Parasite
They really have had a day haven't they?
....Yugi you really need to phrase things a bit more delicately, you may give poor Yami a heart attack at this rate. Goddamn "Shadow Game Cherry"
"Knives up our sleeves" because cards would be cheating but stabbing your opponent clearly isn't
Oh Damn, Tristan's right guys! There's even a song and everything! It's catchy! I feel like he may need to start singing to them "Don't you know you never split the party? Clerics in the back keep those fighters hale and hearty. The wizard in the middle, where he can shed some light. And you never let that damn thief out of sight" Two of the fighters have bugged off to find, I guess, the cleric, the wizards have gone off to battle for the thief leaving possibly the other cleric behind
"Glaring furiously, like a cat forced to go to the vet" I can envision it perfectly
Shadi now is not the time for your dubious sense of humour to make an appearance
"With a sword. Right down the middle"...This will be important information to remember children
"Thanksgiving at the Wayne House" THE WAYNES!! 🤩
...Shadi those dudes were seriously screwed in the head, despite being a "Created" human you were still a person and they should definitely not have shopped you in half like some sort of sad pizza
...Technologically adept... this should have been another clue
"Dino-obsessed weirdo"... I know who that is
Op Ishizu has now got an Idea
How the heck did she keep all those questions straight?! Actually no she knows the Waynes, nevermind
"Dinosaur Blood Guy" Wow Rex
Despite everything Marik can be surprisingly sneaky
Poor Weevil freaking out in the background "Blood stuff?! What Blood Stuff?!"
"Less crazy Face tattoo brother" and "Blonde. Probably in a crop top and half of Fort Knox in jewelry" These are the best descriptions
HODGEKISS... is it the same one?
lol Wilburforce, that is certainly a name
Oh yeah I doubt there's two incredibly dumb Hodgekiss in the world. Or at least I hope not
...Do the Ishtar brothers know that Hodgekiss could potentially claim Blood Brother status from Ishizu giving him blood?
Ahh Relationships, the only person whose allowed to be mean to you is me
The Heart of the Cards loves Yugi
Lol Seto's Blue Eyes White Dragon is not a fan of you Parasite, prepare to lose your face
...Celtic Guardians are wild. "Just shoot me across the Board Bro!"
Who are you Red Coated Graverobber Goblin?
Lol God Complex Kuriboh
Oh man that Blue Eyes is really determined to get rid of the Parasite
I kind of love the Duel Monsters, they're so spirited
MAHAD, you have a Name! You Remember Things! I mean apparently you also have Amnesia but you still remember more than Yami does
Ah Bakura is ready for his Revenge
Heh Parasite has no idea how to command his Chess pieces
Graverobber Goblin Pawns are on Strike, Blue Eyes White Dragon Queen is looking to kill the player and the only one on their side of the board who know how to play won't help. Nice
Joey freaking a little about the "Romantic Foxes" sounding like the voices of the damned
...We're still talking about the Chupacabra?
Lol yeah Golden Retrievers aren't just cute and friend-shaped, they are also dogs you take hunting
Oh no the Clown done fucked up
Téa's so strong and fierce. She's going to absolutely destroy that clown
"Loud and Attractive is what I do best" Aw Joey
Ballerinas man, they're terrifying...kinda like hippos now that I think about it
"Mr-With-A-K"
Joey's notebook is gonna be so full by the time he actually gets to Pegasus
Oh man I just noticed Pega-SUS....his name tells you he's Sus
Téa's Yugi and Yami's Queen
Aww cute little Mousetrap. Such a good snek
More aww, brotherly snuggles!!
...I'm feeling deep concern for Marik "Future Pharoah and Ruler Of The World" that is a deeply concerning statement, especially the Caps
...Odion are you plotting Hodgekiss' demise?
Little Brother getting the snuggles!! I just want to wrap him in blankets, but I fear that if I tried I'd lose a limb. Sadness
"Karnak Blood Lady" and the "Karnak Dinosaur Blood Guy" those are certainly names
Odions like Hopeful feeling...text message...less hopeful feeling
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Chapter Five Phone Tag, The Chapter Art makes me hungry and I think my favourite of this chapters "Brought To You By" is Two people having two completely different conversations at the same time.
Hungry Hungry Hippo... This is a great way to start off the chapter
Oh my goodness Grandpa did you also traumatise this poor "professional graverobber"?
Oh no poor Mai, it's not special effects
Mai I am in Awe, you stared into the eyes of Anubis and threw a rock. Wow.
Lol "Romeo with the .22"
Yugi... instead of choosing a safer school, he chose to get body armour... I guess that's part of what makes a Main Character
Mai is so talented, not only is she a Competent Adult, she also knows first aid. Amazing
I love that his response to not "Being a Little Bitch" is that Grandpa would be proud
Mai's intuition is good, Yugi is involved with "actual cursed artifacts" and it does have to do with the thing she is pointedly not looking at
Ok I have admittedly been curious about "Don't-Lose-Yugi duty" but his history of kidnappings does explain that... Third graders with knives...Do you think they know Mokuba?
Aww Mai's having flutterings...Violent flutterings
Mai don't worry no matter how Dumpster Fire your life is I guarantee theirs are at least as bad
"Stone Cold Bitch Ass"
LORE!!!
Joeys sister sounds so Badass
...Tristan's Mom
"I'mma need you guys to be REAL COOL about something pretty fucked up" Yugi they've been cool with a ton of fucked up stuff basically since you became friends
Kemo continues to hate his job
Ah Ishizu sand is like that, the last place you want it to be will be where it'll end up
...Missing God Cards is not a good things
Seto....Did you just channel a Karen?
HUSBAND....Marik this they are not Twins
Solid burn on Pegasus not ranking high enough in his estimation to be considered an "Enemy"
Oh Hodgekiss, you dumbass, Odion despairs of you
Sergei loves his Boss and his Boss other Crazier Boss
Poor Odion, possibly the amount of caffeine he consumes doesn't help the migraine but having a brother like Marik is reason enough for one even without adding Hodgekiss
Well at least he's aware he makes bad first impressions
I feel like every time one of the Ishtar brothers starts thinking about competent people Hodgekiss is just there suddenly to remind them of his very incompetent self
It's like a Comedy of Errors
Everything is on Fire and Hodgekiss is still in the water
Manipulation is not how one makes friends Odion
Bakura truly has a great turn of phrase "world's most cursed frisbee"
"Perfectly Good Magical Artifact" I gotta agree with Bakura on this one (as with so many other things) that is an interesting way to pronounce "extremely cursed"
Ah the Importance of Names is once more touched upon
Bakura your ability to find the silver lining is very inspiring but also strangely worrying all things considered
Debugging Duck! I know that reference!
"YES! I understand nothing" Such excitement
...Wonka...labor dispute...there Oompa Loompas involved weren't there? I hate Oompa Loompas
I am understanding nothing of the business stuff he's talking about, but I am enjoying a block of chocolate now, so I feel like it evens out
Welp I understood very little of what Seto is planning but I get the end result and I think it sounds like a good time all around!
Lol yes the coma acted as a hard reset like with a computer
Bakura's gender has been assigned as witch by his schoolmates. Nice
Dude why do you just carry around alcohol and shot glasses?
So Ishizu drives like a maniac
She throws so much shade at her family's incestuous past
Aw she refers to Marik as "My Beautiful Idiot Baby Brother" with the caps and everything, she loves him but she despairs
Marik is a Chihuahua
Well at least she acknowledges that they all need therapy
Shadi don't just teleport onto the road!
THE CABBAGE GUY!!!
Diana Prince?!! Wonder Woman! Wooo
Ohmigosh!! The Eye Colours!!!! Right from the Start! You trickster!!
Oh nu now Shadi's talking in Capital Letters
Ah loopholes, passive aggressive actions!
Would Seto's "Data Hack" thing actually work in real life? Out of curiosity
So Jurassic Park is a movie but InGen is real, so did they take inspiration from the movies or get the movies made as a sort of test to see how people would react?
"Ned Flanders" Seto do you watch the Simpsons?
They had to fight Baboons with knives. Giving Baboons knives ranks right up there with giving Mokuba a gun
Ah Drama...He called in a WHAT?!
...Misha why are you invoking Primal Instincts in Seto?
Pegasus even the Russians think you're cuckoo
...Dude I would really not be screwing around with a guy who talks about Revoking your Eyeball Privileges
Ahh Anubis know Shadi, that explains some things about Pegasus' dislike of dogs
Now who the heck is his "retrieval specialist"? Is it who I think it is?
Wow Kemo have you just decided you don't care anymore? Did seeing Anubis get rid of all your Fucks? Is the field now barren?
Hah Vampire! Not a Chupacabra!
And Croquets still Stoned Outta his Mind
I'm getting the Poison for Kuzco vibes from this conversation
I love that Yami's the ghost but he's the one that's scared
Téa you have solidly terrified the poor ghost
"Don't fight her, we'll both die" Wow she scares them both then
Aww he's struck dumb in Awe of her
Hah! I was right Joey was measuring them last chapter!
"Al-Deez-Nuts" "You want me to LIE? To TÉA" wow, Yami I think your acclimatizing too well
"There Would be A Hippo. The Hippo Would be Bad." From what we've seen so far that's an understatement if there ever was one
Aw Yami's scared of Hippos. It's valid though, they're freaking terrifying
Their Rules are getting more and more interesting.
Poor Yami getting bullied about his spice tolerance
SUDDEN Bakura!
Oh no. That's not Bakura!!
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Chapter 4 A Very Particular Set of Skills... "Learning things whether you want to or not" is my favourite of this chapters "Brought to You By" The chapter art also continues to be awesome
Mokuba is very unimpressed with Pegasus' hostage keeping skills
"in his Barbarous rage" yikes, he was feral enough without Barbarous rage
What's an evil lair without a bottomless pit?
..."Testicular-trauma based revenge" yikes, Mokuba possibly you should avoid the guards
He thanks the Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon topiary bush, aw
Lol Pegasus you underestimated Mokuba
...Joey...are you...breaking the Fourth Wall? Are you allowed to do that?
Poor Yugi, clowns can be very disturbing. Téa's ready to throw down, no clowns gonna touch her friends
Honestly I don't think the foxes need training to steal from people
Heh using facts you learnt an hour ago to make your point, nice one Joey
Ah Joeys Mom returns once more to prove how bad a parent she is
"Lost" can have so many connotations
...Joey this is the second time you've touched upon the Fourth Wall is there something you'd like to tell us?
So many ocean facts. I am definitely learning
Wow dolphins are assholes
Yugi...how many crimes are you going to encourage during this tournament?
Poor naive Yami "Oh I thought this would be because of the Shadow Game, glad we're only messing with his money" "No we're definitely gonna fuck him up" paraphrased
Mako knows so many "mad reliable people"
The casual shade thrown at the British museum
Pegasus, the joke wasn't funny to begin with
...I thought ketamine was a vet thing, can it be prescribed to humans?...Google says it can good to know
Kemo you really should have listened to your Grandma
Pegasus you're still talking in Capital Letters and it's less Ominous than you think and a lot more... concerning
...Cornered Rabid Mongoose, I can see why the Parasite would want to avoid that outcome
Bakura is really not a fan of this or any of the Parasites adventures, and yet he finds ways to make the most of it.
Joey...again with the Fourth Wall
Secrets age like melons because aged milk can still be cheese. Yami just spilling truths into the world
Poor Yami, so confused, "Where are all these people coming from? And why do they hate you?"
"Spiritual Appendectomy With A Chainsaw" Welp that's one way to explain what they did to Kaiba
Ohp Joeys measuring the shoulder height, he's noticing the differences!!
...Tristan I think it's a bit late to be shielding Mokuba's innocence
Sweet mercy Téa is beating the crud outta those guys
Yikes, No Kemo the Kids are Not Alright
Oh Yami is now well ready to mess Pegasus up, ya done fucked up
"Pegasus’ idea of Benevolence is probably several war crimes in a cartoon trench coat" Welp you're not wrong Marik
Hodgekiss I do not think he meant you when complimenting his work force
The Russians are not Twins Marik, they are really not Twins
Oof Hodgekiss
Yugi really is the more feral of the two of them isn't he?
Duels as a Ritual, is actually really interesting, especially in the context of Ancient Egypt and dispute solutions
...The Hippo
He makes sure to strictly obey the Rules of the Ritual to avoid Hippos
Dammit Joey stop poking the Fourth Wall...I think I'm going to start counting
Oh no you hit Yugi's Berserk Button
"Speak not to me of this 'Febreeze'" Brilliant, just wonderful
Oh no Grandpa this is what happens when you endear yourself to the Gods
Grandpa...you are denying the existence of Gods to the face of a God...
...The Hippos again... Why does this God want to continue being able to fight Hippos?
"Beloved" Gramps... Is there something you need to tell us?
Yugi is definitely not a fan of the Abomination...Boys speaking in Capitals...
Lol cold as burning anger and Yugi still has time to throw shade on Yami
Joey and the others are unaware of Mokuba's recent Finger biting adventures
Tristan. Tristan Did you just give Mokuba what I think you just gave Mokuba? Tristan the last thing this feral child needs is a gun. You better not have just given him a gun. Tristan!
Intense Battle Focus....Cheerful phone call... Poor Yami bugs freak me out too
Noot-Noot
Joey has a spare tea pot just incase they use the first one to destroy a Ghostly Abomination?
Heh Anti-Ghost-Teapot-Grenade
Pegasus should really know better than to screw around with the rules of a shadow game
No Croquet they did not give you shrooms, Yami is invoking Great Powers
Hello Anubis...Goodbye Goons
Kaiba could possibly stand to expand on his decorating scheme
"tortured into submission" is that what we're calling Pegasus' love of terrible cartoons?
"Divine Guidance"? What God is guiding you Seto?
He's channelling Salmon...an interesting choice
How expensive are these plushies? And why is it so big?
Yeah pants are probably a good idea right about now
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Chapter 3. Parks and Desolation. My favourite "Brought to You By" for this chapter That Won't Stop Me Because I Don't Care
Grandpa's past was wild, why was he wearing a tux? Why was he in a pyramid playing death games in a TUX? The pyramid I get, the death games I get but the tux...
…You signed a legal disclaimer regarding DEATH?! Excuse me?
Don't worry Yugi your ghost isn't the kind who'd just take your body for a wander
Eaten by Foxes that's certainly a marvel way to go
Rex explaining the basics of Robbery to his boyfriend... lol "Antennahead" poor Kemo
Mervin
"The largely unremarkable hair of a background character" self-awareness
Oh Yugi, the one thing Grandpa wanted you to do and you forgot it. Fraudulent Arts and Crafts is certainly a new reason to forget a test
Nothing good ever follows the word "Hypothetically"
Aww Ishizu's havin a gay
Second-favourite of two brothers
..."Accidentally set up an excellent Practical Joke" how does that work exactly?
Ah Yami dropping those Egyptian facts even if he doesn't consciously remember them
"Ohh I really screwed up" instantly changes to "Nyeh-heh-heh you have fallen into my trap!" Like bro did the idea of the duel just instantly wipe common sense from your brain?
He's really bullying Weevil isn't he?
Aww he wants to show his boyfriend the beetle
Good advice on Weevils part re. the cheerleaders
The Parasite sold Bakura's dignity
"Why are you like this?!" Ah I ask my body that all the time… Of course the only person to blame for my bodies condition is me but still.
Ah the Spite Reserve, most motivational
...Oh no, I'm Joey in this situation... my blood is also red type
"Sane and Reasonable" I'm unsure many people have referred to Joey as that
Yugi scares Yami. That is a strangely amusing image
"You know Green Day?" "When's Green Day?" Yami listens to Green Day on Yugi's "music box" lol
Fricken turd potato
Pickled Camel eyes…was that an actual thing Ancient Egyptian people ate? It sounds so gross, though I have heard some people say that most eyeballs are mostly flavourless…
Aw they're sharing information..."The fucking what eye?"
Oh Poor Yugi… I made a meme it's not great but I made it(
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"Smallest cutest Jackal"... Dude earlier in this chapter we were warned that these dudes have eaten people before
Ah foxes subscribe to the same school as cats, "I can eat? Human takes the food? Why dost thou forsake me human" op he screwed, being menaced by wildlife
Heh they both call for Téa to save them
If only Rex was their Bio teacher
"HOE DON'T DO IT" lol nice one Weevil
Excellent distracting skills Joey, asking someone about the thing they are incredibly into is a great way to instantly divert their attention, can confirm. Of course my first time reading through I got thoroughly entranced in the story time and did not realise what exactly Joey was doing but going through again the dinosaurs are no longer dazzling me with facts and I understand. I thought Joey was just incredibly interested in dino facts.
Oh man my friend has a very punny sense of humour and that one was right on her level I fully cringed reading it. He deserved to be smacked for saying it
In the mighty words of Terry Pratchett a one-in-a-million chance crops up nine times out of ten, he's a beginner fighting a finalist playing a combo he's never played before and his card has a 50-50 shot of failing. Of course it was going to work.
I'm sure there's some law you can't legally be a Wise Wizard without a beard
Aww DinoBug Boyfriend moment
Yugi...Did you just give in and give the foxes the marshmallows?
I think Sid is the anti Joey in regards to movies. Joey watches a movie based on actual fact and doesn't know it's real, Sid watches movie that is completely fictional and believes some of it's real… The extinct Giant eagle still exists in this world, soo my important question is…Do Moa?
Zygor knows deep LOTR facts
Detroit sounds...hellish
Stressing the importance of dental health, that's adult stuff right there
So is Keith from Detroit? Or does he just live there?
Oof poor Kemo, he's struggling.
Lol he has now pinned his hopes of future escape on Joey making it to the finals
"Please I hate it here" yikes Kemo
Why do I know the name Guy Fieri?
Oh Oh Mokuba lol Mokuba bit Croquets fingers off...🤣 I shouldn't laugh it's a horrible thing but I can't help myself
Drinks blood, sensitive to sunlight, humanoid shape..."Chupacabra"?!
…Werewolf…hmmm…who do you know Tristan who you keep thinking is a Werewolf…who has white hair and you think they are a Werewolf…are any names springing to mind…
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Chapter 2, okay the title for this chapter cracks me up "There Was Definitely Enough Room For Both Of Them On That Door"
Joey has Thorin-itis
I'm learning so much about camping… What happened during PE Archery? I need to know
Ah the Foxes
Oof Joeys sister. American Healthcare sounds like shit
Yugi-Teddy, so smol so comforting
Ah Heists my favourite of all genres
Lol of all the things Yugi inherited from Grandpa, his disregard for the law is only one
Excited/Horny Foxes adding a certain ambience
One sure sign of insanity is talking aloud in Upper Case about Things
...What do dogs have to do with Shadi/ aka the Young man who shoved the Millenium Eye into Pegasus' head?
Aww Yugi's intense interest in ships
Yugi weaponizing his adorable looks, at least he's aware of their affect
The return of Grandpas mysterious past of Crime
Kemo really doesn't like his job
Ah the moment someone says a word out loud and you realise you've been pronouncing it wrong this entire time
"We're Duelists not freaks."
"Ogay" poor Téa, and lol Mai being like "I get that a lot"
"I Love Crime!" Well thats one way to make a friend
Heh Yugi's giant Life Jacket, also why is he the only one wearing one? Everyone should be either wearing one or have one designated to them
What kind of education are they getting that Joey doesn't know the Titanic was an actual ship?
Aw the Weevil and Rex relationship
"You're better than that" "Well that's a lie"
Weevil has no people skills
"the normal level of tomb-robbery you'd expect" Grandpa's past is full of mystery and crime
Oh man poor Joey
"An Idiot?" "OUR IDIOT!"
Poor God just got cock-blocked by Destiny
Tristan, Bakura is not a werewolf
What else lurks in Tristan's pockets?
Ah the return of Joey's Mom being a terrible person. She is deffo in the Bad Parent Box
Poor Yami, trying and failing to remember
Hehe tiny elephants
Oof finding out you're a "sleepwalker" while on a boat
Weevil, not entirely familiar with the concept of larceny
Ah feral little Mokuba, he is so ready to throw down
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To start the "this episode brought to you by" is hilarious, and the Chapter art is awesome Yugi is so smol.
Yami's confusion, and the weird lapses where you know he's trying to remember something and failing, also Yugi's unintentional info dumps... "Osiris' Festering Nipples"
Does Yami know what a furry is?
"Goblin-Mokuba" the foreshadowing of the absolute feral that is Mokuba begins. Freakin' Yugi "Don't be uncharitable to his family"
"Magic?!" No bish it's science
I am not alarmed by the forbidden god...definitely not
The absolute offense at Kaiba using Blue Eyes White Dragon after ripping up Grandpas and giving him a heart attack
Kaiba's confused fear for his eyeballs and his not swearing in front of Mokuba (who lets be real has probably heard or said worse)
A Beautiful and Sacred transaction
The God of "Actually Go Fuck Yourself" and very clear instructions no other ideas happening on your part buddy
Oops didn't mean to do that
Lol Yugi the troublemaker
The Boat motor "fell out" wut? I- I don't think that's a thing that can happen
...It's not like anyone else is going to get there before me...Dude Murphys Law, you are basically asking for someone to get there first
He compared you unfavourably to his pet Hodgekiss, if his snek had opposable thumbs and a forklifting license you'd be out of a job
How long has it been since Grandpa made weed-free brownies that he thinks the batter looks wrong. Did Yugi just grow up eating edibles?
The casual dissing of Joeys mom
"What are you a vampire?"!!! Right from the gddammed beginning. Hm Social Anxiety or Vampirism…hard to tell... And Tristan and the Werewolf certainty
"Ever try to get rid of roaches Joseph?"
Drag Personas!
Why will this teenager not move into their basement?!
Is he sick or just British?
...Vintage Hoo-Ha
Ah the selective hearing of teenagers
Videotape, fetishwear and choking hazards?
"Duel Monsters themed porn again." AGAIN?? Like I'm right there with ya Grandpa who the heck is sending that to kids?
Capital D Destiny
A Wholehearted Evil Asshole
The Internet "Where All The Weird Shit Is". Correct
Tea the Sorcerer
"A Hypothetical Responsible Mom or Your Actual Mom?" Clearly Yugi's Mom can go in the box of bad parents with Joey's Mom..and Yugi's dad too
Hokkaidocino the first time I was introduced to Japan-merica and it's city names
Tea's acting is on point, and Tristan's too
Tristan so middle-aged sounding a lawn mower just manifested in his garage
The Return of Mokuba, so smol, so feral
I wonder if Tristan will ever retrieve his Jacket from the Kaibaland Lost and Found?
Joeys dad is also in the box… Tristans Dad is a tentative box parent and Tea's Mom is in a cult… tentative box
Why is Grandpa ADDING crimes?
Heheh Mongers
Bro I don't think getting possessed should be classed as a minor nuisance
Lol "murderous tapeworm"
Oh Bakura I don't think the Parasite is interested in the carnal activities
Oof that foreshadowing of multiple Ancient Assholes
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A semi-live rereading of The Power of Friendship( And This Gun I Found!) by gallusrostromegalus. It's chapter by chapter and will hopefully help me write a review that appropriately expresses my enjoyment. I don't know how to do undercut spoilers so be aware there are SPOILERS as it is a chapter by chapter reading, also it probably won't all be done at once. I read it initially in one go but this is a review rereading and I am reading other things simultaneously so yeah, inconsistancy.
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Aww adorable
Catnaps In The Sun
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Day 4! Content.
Decided to do some non human madatobi. If you are wondering why Tobirama-kitty’s tail is so long, it’s because I wanted their bodies to make the ❤️ for this piece.
Please forgive the really bad perspective 🙃.
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Day 3 is soulmates. Don’t know why I immediately thought of this when seeing this prompt be we going with this. Hope you guys enjoy it! 😁
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would zuko give the blue spirit a full pardon after the war is over or do you think he would mess with everyone and raise the bounty even higher
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