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@gallusrostromegalus introduced a new Little Guy in the new chapter of tpofatgif and I had to draw it.
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TPOFATGIF is right, actually, and makes lots of points. Dozens of cosmic-brained takes per chapter. Definitely one of the fanfics ever.
#meme#yugioh#yugioh duel monsters#kujaku mai#masaki anzu#jonouchi katsuya#kaiba seto#mutou yugi#bakura ryou#thief king bakura#shadi#the power of friendship and this gun i found#tpofatgif#gallusrostromegalus#fanfiction#fanart#humor#tldr#hall of fame
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I just saw your post about not being an animal husbandry expert, but I do have a rabbit question that is only about 100% fictional pseudo-rabbits that I can fudge the details on but: I know you're not supposed to bathe rabbits, but if your rabbit has managed to get covered in an irritating particulate like pollen or out in a dust storm, how do you clean it safely? Water bath and keep warm? Olive oil like how you get gum and lice out of human hair? Vacuum the bunny?? What I'm looking for is a kernel of truth to exploit for humor purposes.
So that’s one of those things thats based in truth but people have kind of played PETA telephone with it.
“It’s not good or necessary to bathe a rabbit in normal circumstances” becomes “If you get a rabbit wet they WILL DIE” very quickly Online sometimes.
You’d just give it a bath if it wasn’t something that could be blown out with a blower or wiped off, you’d just want to dry them well and not stick them in the freezer after
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Wait...why am i filtering this statement?!
@gallusrostromegalus what did you do in the past that made me have to filter this tag.....
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Aye, fair enough.
@gallusrostromegalus Genuine thanks for the polite reminder to pause my hyperfocus! It's a good story so far, and it's true I don't need to know anything about Yugioh to enjoy it :)
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me: *referencing Gallus' Bread Jesus story*
me: sometimes you just. gotta make a ripped bread jesus.
me: rrrrripped like jesus.
them: so like South Korean jesus?
me: the fuck is that?
them: wait you've never seen South Korean jesus?
me: ???
them: hang on, hang on
them: *shuffles to the edge of the bed for their phone*
*note that it is like at least 1am and we are both tired and also Tired From Activity*
them: ah ha! *turns phone around to show me an insanely ripped jesus*
me: ...what the absolute hecking fuck
them: South Korean jesus is so ripped he looks like he's about to snap the cross in half and ask if you have any whey protein
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Chapter 4 A Very Particular Set of Skills... "Learning things whether you want to or not" is my favourite of this chapters "Brought to You By" The chapter art also continues to be awesome
Mokuba is very unimpressed with Pegasus' hostage keeping skills
"in his Barbarous rage" yikes, he was feral enough without Barbarous rage
What's an evil lair without a bottomless pit?
..."Testicular-trauma based revenge" yikes, Mokuba possibly you should avoid the guards
He thanks the Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon topiary bush, aw
Lol Pegasus you underestimated Mokuba
...Joey...are you...breaking the Fourth Wall? Are you allowed to do that?
Poor Yugi, clowns can be very disturbing. Téa's ready to throw down, no clowns gonna touch her friends
Honestly I don't think the foxes need training to steal from people
Heh using facts you learnt an hour ago to make your point, nice one Joey
Ah Joeys Mom returns once more to prove how bad a parent she is
"Lost" can have so many connotations
...Joey this is the second time you've touched upon the Fourth Wall is there something you'd like to tell us?
So many ocean facts. I am definitely learning
Wow dolphins are assholes
Yugi...how many crimes are you going to encourage during this tournament?
Poor naive Yami "Oh I thought this would be because of the Shadow Game, glad we're only messing with his money" "No we're definitely gonna fuck him up" paraphrased
Mako knows so many "mad reliable people"
The casual shade thrown at the British museum
Pegasus, the joke wasn't funny to begin with
...I thought ketamine was a vet thing, can it be prescribed to humans?...Google says it can good to know
Kemo you really should have listened to your Grandma
Pegasus you're still talking in Capital Letters and it's less Ominous than you think and a lot more... concerning
...Cornered Rabid Mongoose, I can see why the Parasite would want to avoid that outcome
Bakura is really not a fan of this or any of the Parasites adventures, and yet he finds ways to make the most of it.
Joey...again with the Fourth Wall
Secrets age like melons because aged milk can still be cheese. Yami just spilling truths into the world
Poor Yami, so confused, "Where are all these people coming from? And why do they hate you?"
"Spiritual Appendectomy With A Chainsaw" Welp that's one way to explain what they did to Kaiba
Ohp Joeys measuring the shoulder height, he's noticing the differences!!
...Tristan I think it's a bit late to be shielding Mokuba's innocence
Sweet mercy Téa is beating the crud outta those guys
Yikes, No Kemo the Kids are Not Alright
Oh Yami is now well ready to mess Pegasus up, ya done fucked up
"Pegasus’ idea of Benevolence is probably several war crimes in a cartoon trench coat" Welp you're not wrong Marik
Hodgekiss I do not think he meant you when complimenting his work force
The Russians are not Twins Marik, they are really not Twins
Oof Hodgekiss
Yugi really is the more feral of the two of them isn't he?
Duels as a Ritual, is actually really interesting, especially in the context of Ancient Egypt and dispute solutions
...The Hippo
He makes sure to strictly obey the Rules of the Ritual to avoid Hippos
Dammit Joey stop poking the Fourth Wall...I think I'm going to start counting
Oh no you hit Yugi's Berserk Button
"Speak not to me of this 'Febreeze'" Brilliant, just wonderful
Oh no Grandpa this is what happens when you endear yourself to the Gods
Grandpa...you are denying the existence of Gods to the face of a God...
...The Hippos again... Why does this God want to continue being able to fight Hippos?
"Beloved" Gramps... Is there something you need to tell us?
Yugi is definitely not a fan of the Abomination...Boys speaking in Capitals...
Lol cold as burning anger and Yugi still has time to throw shade on Yami
Joey and the others are unaware of Mokuba's recent Finger biting adventures
Tristan. Tristan Did you just give Mokuba what I think you just gave Mokuba? Tristan the last thing this feral child needs is a gun. You better not have just given him a gun. Tristan!
Intense Battle Focus....Cheerful phone call... Poor Yami bugs freak me out too
Noot-Noot
Joey has a spare tea pot just incase they use the first one to destroy a Ghostly Abomination?
Heh Anti-Ghost-Teapot-Grenade
Pegasus should really know better than to screw around with the rules of a shadow game
No Croquet they did not give you shrooms, Yami is invoking Great Powers
Hello Anubis...Goodbye Goons
Kaiba could possibly stand to expand on his decorating scheme
"tortured into submission" is that what we're calling Pegasus' love of terrible cartoons?
"Divine Guidance"? What God is guiding you Seto?
He's channelling Salmon...an interesting choice
How expensive are these plushies? And why is it so big?
Yeah pants are probably a good idea right about now
#fanfiction#rereading#review-ish#tpofatgif#The Power of Friendship (And This Gun I Found!)#gallusrostromegalus#spoilers#YuGiOh#ygo#Chapter Four
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Revision of a meme I made for @gallusrostromegalus circa 2021
#art tag#art meme#gallusrostromegalus#illustration#procreate#procreate art#cottagecore#vintage style#digital painting#digital art#digital illustration#my art#art
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Later, you sit on the couch disquieted
and you wonder
If the sight of the Jack Rabbits standing and studying you was frightening enough to make you yearn for the safety of the yellowed streetlights
what must it be like from thier end?
what terrifying creature
deliberately ties itself
to something so horrible
As a Dog?
was reminded that this exists. decided to do a bit of a redraw
#cherry tries to art#wish queue were here#gallusrostromegalus#no idea how much of an improvement this was considering i still don't know how to draw dogs lmao#i think the person looks slightly better this time tho?#anyways. this was fun
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You know, there's a few things I coulda expected myself drawing from a particularly endearing fic or another......... this sure as hell didn't make it on that bingo card, and yet here I am. Because you can’t tell me this isn’t exactly how chapter eight of @gallusrostromegalus‘s The Power of Friendship (And This Gun I Found!) went.
#listen idk what i expected apart from the fancomics i've seen but on god gallus makes a lot of points.#chef's kiss btw that was a lot of galaxy-brained takes i just read and also the lines like damn#yugioh#yugioh duel monsters#the power of friendship and this gun i found#tpofatgif#thief king bakura#bakura ryou#fanart#fanfiction#gallusrostromegalus#meme#humor
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Alright so it’s been a while but I’m back with another fanfic!
Do you love chaos? Do you love crack treated seriously and absolutely batshit kids? Do you adore chaos? (Cannot emphasise enough there is a shit tonne of chaos in here)
Then this is the fic for you - it’s one of my all time favourites, despite the fact that I know nothing about yu-gi-oh. There are many people reading this fandom blind - please don’t yet the unfamiliar fandom put you off.
The Power Of Friendship (And This Gun I Found!) is by @gallusrostromegalus, has 10 chapters, 213,853 words so far, has a mature rating and is a WIP.
The summary is:
Honestly, Mokuba deserves to have a gun. And everyone else deserves to go absolutely Off The Fucking Rails.
YuGiOh, but they're all appropriately feral little gremlins. Kind of a Reconciliation of the 4Kids Dub and the Horror-Comedy Manga, but mostly me wildly overthinking the setting and deciding to lean into the weirdness.
Trigger warnings for gore, grievous bodily harm, implied/referenced sexual assault and… everything you would expect from the summary really.
This fic has polyamory, teenagers being feral gremlins, the best worldbuilding you’ve seen in a while -a seriously amazing full and wacky world-, is demented and is hilarious.
If chaos is your sense of of humour in a nutshell I unreservedly recommend this fix - it’s one of my reward myself and relax fics.
Kudos to the author for writing an amazing work, and all the worldbuilding they do on their blog (if you love the fic go check out the blog - they always write like that, it’s hilarious)!
#fanfiction#fic rec#wip#daily rec#yugioh#gallusrostromegalus#favourite#tpofatgif#the power of friendship (and this gun i found!)
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Post rising-
and fully baked! The jam wasn’t runny enough to spurt, but it didn’t leak.
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WAY back
when I was just an underage annoyance I was in a hospital for a weekend or so (we had hospitals back then) and I was Bored Beyond Belief. A friend of the family had a great idea and (as far as I have figured out) went to the local Weird Mag seller and asked “What are the three weirdest and most unsuited-to-a-minor magazines you have?” and brought those three to me in the hospital. They wisely did NOT try to OK this with my parent.
One of the mags was a bog standard “druggie against military service” story, but the other two were extremely cutting edge counterculture magazines. One of them had the classic “x blind men experience an elephant” gag (translated to swedish), and I laughed so hard I damn near puked. From that point on I was awake to counterculture as a phenomenon and from that point on I was a pain in the ass for any teachers I came across.
I have never looked back.
Imagine my joy when I came across the expression again.
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Heads up, ghesties, the user Gallusrostromegalus accidentally leaked a song title from the next Ghost album-
Satan's Taint
And apparently it's cold there, like a witch's tit.
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Good news folks, the tea does in fact make your throat stop feeling sandpapery. 10/10!
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