Batdad always wearing long clothes that hide every part of his body, but one day he wears a shirt that revels just a little bit of his chest and the whole Gotham went nuts just like a Victorian man seeing an ankle for the first time ( Bruce gets to see batdad naked but he's as obsessed as the civilians when he saw the pictures)

Batdad: You've seen me naked!

Bruce: Well, there's something different about... a slight state of undress. Something... intimate.

Batdad: More intimdate than nudity?!?!

I miss old thor so much old thor was just such a breath of fresh air. he wasn’t the stereotypical snarky hero. he wasn’t blasé or indifferent or cool. he was a stubborn cocky moody alien prince with a shakespearean accent who was groomed to be king. who loved his family and his friends. he was caring and genuine and a bit boisterous n brash. he thought you could ride a dog into battle, and loved to party. he was quick to anger, but quick to laugh. when he broke a mug on a foreign planet and learned it wasn’t polite, he went out of his way to buy the shop owner a new one and apologized. he even asked if it was ok if he came back for more coffee bc he did not want to presume that he was forgiven. he wasn’t edgy or witty but he was kind and thoughtful. he was a little feral a little wild as thunder and lightning coursed through his blood. and I loved that thor – bleached eyebrows and all.

Robin totally framed the chrom wants you poster Fredrick had made. Chrom finds this mildly embarrassing, but he can't deny he wanted Robin since he ended up married to him.

Robin totally just framed it for... posterity. He has so few memories, you know? Gotta keep the good ones. You wouldn't wanna take away one of his only keepsakes, right, Chrom??? *Tactician puppy eyes activate*

Ok but there surely are a lot of videos in fanpages about how batdad puts his hand on Bruce’s thigh every now and then

People are as people are - there are sites full of not-inaccurate "evidence" that Batdad and Bruce are a 24/7 Dom/sub couple, whole fanpages dedicated to trying to match up Bruce's butt to Batman's, surprisingly a great deal more fansites about Batdad than Bruce, and yes, videos on Bruce reacting to Batdad's touch.

The angst possible for the Brucie safeword, I'm raving.

Batdad feeling the affects of a roofie or a drug in his drink, and he starts sweating, so he walks up to Bruce acting all drunk and slurring Brucie in his ear.

YESSSSSSSSS

"Brucieeee, I wanna go hommmme!" Batdad slurrs, eyes unfocused but still convincingly faking, though Bruce can see the fear in his eyes.

Bruce holds him close and grins at the other partygoers. "Heh, for once I'm the one who gets to say Mr. Wayne's had enough!" He gives a little wave to the chuckling high society flunkies and supports Batdad on the way out. His hand goes to his collar and activates the microphone. "Tim. Y/N's drink was spiked. Analyze the fingerprints on his glass and check the exits and footage. Jason, move into position - there may be kidnappers on the loose. Dick, Damian, keep mingling. Keep the party calm and look for who shouldn't be there. Somebody call Barbara and get her analysis."

Once they're out of the main hall, Bruce simply heaves Batdad over his shoulders in a fireman's carry. "Alfred, I need an antitoxin prepared for about five minutes from now. Y/N's been drugged."

"Of course, sir."

Lmao, that minion idea:

Clark wakes up one night hearing some rumbling and takes a look at the underground lab, and sees hundreds of minions jumping and chattering as SuperDad screams:

Minions! Tonight! We steal! The Moon!

"Honey... I hate to be a party pooper, but the moon's gotta stay where it is."

Context: My kitsune Ranger who was raised by actual foxes was introducing themselves to the party

Kitsune: **Holding up a fox** This is David! Wizard: Aww, your pet is really cute! Kitsune: He’s my brother… Wizard: Oh, so he’s afflicted by a curse Kitsune: No, he’s always been a fox, keep making assumptions about my brother, I fucking dare you

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Garrus realizing he’s falling in love with the new chubby ship engineer on the Normandy. But he doesn’t get why his love is so shy and he thinks it’s because he’s a Turian. He doesn’t know how to handle a human boyfriend be he wants to try so bad….especially when he sees him change in the crew locker room for the first time.

Turians, dealing in dextro-amino acids, don't quite process foods in the same way as humans, so they're often fascinated by the level of body type diversity in other species.

Garrus falls mainly for the engineer's personality and love for working on the ship, and they spend a lot of time together. But seeing him change... it awakens something in Garrus. Like the Engineer looks so... soft. Garrus wants to rub his mandibles against the Engineer's skin to see what it feels like. He wants to trace his digits along the Engineer's arms and tummy to see how sensitive he is.

So on Commander Shepard's encouragement, Garrus places a hand on the Engineer's shoulder (he did some reading and found that humans tend to appreciate physical contact) and leads him to as private a place as he can find and confesses his feelings in an uncharacteristically uncertain way, worried of rejection, hoping against hope that he'll get to take the Engineer in his arms.

Geralt finds out some bandits have captured his prince.

So, I always think of batdad as a flawed character in his perfection, like, considering how he was left by his parents and later by Bruce, I assume batdad has some abandonment issues and is always giving his best because he doesn't want anyone to feel how he felt, but also, because he, at least in a subcoucious way, has a people-pleaser mentality of "I have to be the best or they don't have a reason to keep me around" originated from his time as kid in the manor where he felt as an outsider. In this train of thought, you can also assume a kinda toxic relationship coming from Bruce's subcoucious trying to push batdad away and Batdad's subcoucious forcing him to do more in order to get Bruce back.

Also considering one timeline where he divorce Bruce and get together with Clark/Ollie, I can see batdad easily getting overwhelmed when they just make him their priority because of that mentality.

That's exactly what I'm going for! Batdad seems perfect and in charge and always immaculate, but that's because he feels the need to do that so that he's "useful." You can absolutely see a correlation between people leaving and him having to do more to get them to come back being formed in his lil mind from a young age, especially when Bruce leaves him to go train and Batdad has to immediately start running Wayne Enterprises. And really their healthiest point comes when they resolve the toxic current in their relationship of Bruce pushing away and Batdad clinging harder by stopping working at opposites and finally sharing all their burdens.

Because for all that Bruce keeps Batdad away sometimes with his Bat-work, Batdad also keeps Bruce from seeing how much Batdad feels overwhelmed and needs him to help.

Being with Clark or Ollie or both would definitely be overwhelming to Batdad because there's someone willing and able to give him 100% of their attention, and because he's always been doing something for someone else, Batdad hasn't really gotten a chance to figure out what he actually likes to do on his own or how to accept that level of attention and care.

And this is not to say that Bruce and Batdad have an inferior relationship or don't pay attention to each other, just that they're very busy people and sometimes they don't handle it in the best way. But even at their most toxic, they still genuinely and sincerely love each other and at their cores, are supportive of the other.

Zuko's bf ether does this on his own. Or Toph suggests it. Figure hang unintentionally slights him so he literally gives aang a cold shoulder. Ether way she finds it hilarious.

Toph suggests it, but absolutely Sokka is the one to make the "cold shoulder" pun

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My friends/chosen family

Analyzing media I enjoy

Writing/creating

the smell of fresh baked bread

waking up to the sound of rain

I love to think of Zuko's waterbender bf making it a point to go to ba sing sa as often he can. both because its his former home but also because he wants to vent about the struggles of dealing the fire nation to Iroh who totally gets it.

I think that Iroh starts to see Zuko's husband like a son in his own right, feeling a duty to help and aid him, both in dealing with the Fire Nation, but also with Zuko.

Besides, Iroh hasn't yet found a problem that can't be helped by a good cup of tea.

Can you make a part 2 of Dean Winchester x Male Reader he's a mechanic in California, it's my favorite fic also could you include a part where Sam realizes the collar and says something to dean but dean doesn't take it off or something like that, btw love your fics

I actually really love that idea! Thank you so much for the love, and for the request, and I'll be putting it into my drafts list!

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