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arinmoss · 4 months

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Mr. Elliott Stardew Valley

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bottombaron · 2 months

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you know, i can handle a little bit of fun "Nandor is dumb" talk, but i have a net-zero tolerance for any implication that Nandor is not educated.

Nandor would have been incredibly educated in his lifetime.

even (or especially) as a soldier in the Islamic World. being a soldier was more like getting sent to boarding school that's also a military camp. they weren't just concerned with creating loyal fodder for war. they were building the next government officials, generals, accountants, advisors, etc. it was important that young men knew how to read, write, speak multiple languages, learn philosophy...sometimes even studying art and music was mandatory.

if he was nobility (and its most likely he was), take all that shit and multiply it exponentially. Nandor would have been reading Plato at the same age most people are still potty training. he would have been specifically groomed in such a way to not be just a brilliant strategist and warrior, but also diplomate and ambassador of literally the center of scientific and cultural excellence of the age.

so like yeah, he can be a big dummy sometimes, sure. but that bitch is probably more educated than any of us will ever be.

#wwdits #nandor the relentless #Nandor #what we do in the shadows #i think its obvious by how much Nandor loves to read that he grew up educated #it's one of my favorite character traits of his #anyways #this was just your local psa abt the depth of Nandor's character and intelligence #and how the medieval islamic world was like - so much more advanced than it's western counterpart it's hilarious how ppl mischaracterize it #(by hilarious i mean it makes me want to break something)#this was in my drafts lolol what did i read that made me vent this? idk #also 'islamic world' is just a term some historians use to describe a specific geographical location and historical age #kind of how 'western world' is used today #it doesn't mean it's specific to one religion or nation but the broader time and location #meaning that Al Qolindar or Persia or Ilkhanate or w/e you want to call where Nandor came from #the same expectations of education and it's vibrant social/cultural world remain an accurate image of the middle east in the medieval age #if you come from the west like me #think The Forum + The Library of Alexandria + Paris/Florence + and idk anything else u think of when u think of 'Western Excellence'#and then imagine of all of that in one place at one time and then u might get close to what the world Nandor was living in as a human

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buzzingroyalty · 2 years

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masterpost of some doodle requests i did to celebrate 2k on twitter

#some of these i like more than others but whatever they cant all be winners #all of them r drawn independant of one another but i hade some fun arranging them strategically here lolol #homestuck #aradia #jade #karkat #dave #nepeta #kanaya #calliope #equius #jake #roxy #sollux #tereazi #jane #melisongart

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birdricks · 5 months

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admit it. you would have been me

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick prime #rick c137 #??? whateve #DAMNNN it deleted all my tags lol #IM FREEEE I CAN FINALLY KILL MYSELF #THIS SHIT WAS SO HARD MAN. not worth it lolol #i wanted to do this concept already bc im insnae abt mirrors. but ep5 forced my hand #i always find it so interesting like… rick seeing himself not only in prime #but in all the ricks he meets (and kills)#i do imagine there were more than a few moments during his hunt for prime where he feared he was becoming him #chose this deisgn for rick bc i like it. and its like his main prime hunting era deisgn ig also. lol #DO NOT EVER LET ME DO A BG AGAIN. NOT WORTH IT #lol im just very bad at planning stuff out when it comes to stuff like this #but hopefully it looks ok. my brain is so fried i genuinely cannot tell #artsbotz

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0ann3 · 5 months

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Haha, what if they saw the other out on a date but at that time didn't knew they were officially together-

Had a sudden hc/thought that if Floyd and Riddle are on a date, they're either holding hands or Floyd's hand will be on Riddle's shoulder

Meanwhile, Azul would prefer clinging holding onto Deuce's arm for whatever reasons

@thehollowwriter @distant-velleity (Hello once again AKSHAKShas)

#twisted wonderland #twst #floyd leech #riddle rosehearts #deuce spade #azul ashengrotto #florid #azudeu #sketch #another thing I drew past my bed time smh #While I did already drew Azul holding onto Deuce like that at one point #It took some more time before I thought 'yeah Azul looks like someone who clings onto someone #rather than holding hands'#idk why though ToT it could be a random thought from my lack of sleep #but that's pretty much my inspo for today #Then also drew FloRid bcs they were the ship I was planning to draw today lolol

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shingodzillaa · 7 months

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LOOK AWAY HUMAN. FOR I AM FEASTING UPON THIS BOX OF PASTA AND WILL NOT SHARE!

#Mochi the rat #ratblr #pet rats #she’s so round i love her #don’t worry there’s only tiny scraps of dried pasta in there so she didn’t get to go truly ham #we’re trying to ween them off of pasta bc we’re pretty sure they like it more than their actual food lolol

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goblinbeetle · 6 months

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befuddled-calico-whump · 3 months

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Sometimes i'm surprised that there's adults in the whump comunity, so, as one of the pillarse of whump art in this platform, how do you manage to keep posting so much content about torturing fictional characters while having an adult Life with adult things to do without someone you know IRL finding your Tumblr and thinking you're a serial killer? /pos

so one big help is that no one I know irl is aware of tumblr's existence (or if they are, they don't have accounts)

A decent chunk of people know I make gore art, and I've show some of them my pieces, but they're usually just like "hehe blood" and don't question it

I'm not overly worried about anyone finding my Tumblr, 'cause I'm not active enough on any other social media for people to go looking lol. If someone asks what I'm working on, I often just give a vague description of Riot Kings (because when am I not working on that?) and it's usually good enough to satisfy their curiosity. (I also have plenty of non-whump art to show folks who ask me what I'm drawing ahaha)

#people are less likely to be pushy about stuff if you give a vague answer than if you clam up entirely (this is true for multiple things)#i appreciate that you think im a pillar 😂❤️❤️#as for the amount i post #i don't usually get huge chunks of a project done at once unless its a weekend #so on weekdays ill write/draw literally one line at a time and chip away at it lolol #and ill usually have an hour or so in the evening to do more but it depends on my energy level #most weeks i draw riot kings in between sets at the gym #anon #calico is befuddled

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caramelldansenu · 4 months

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every time Eunyung insults Haejoon

#no home #fanart #drawing #art #sketch #haejoon is basically eunyungs mom now #actually both haejoon and juwan feel more like eunyungs parents than friends lolol #wait maybe haejoon is the older sibling who takes care of the younger one and juwan is their mom #“boys stop fighting and make up!” - juwan

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american-duchess · 4 months

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my d20 merch came in!!!

#dropout #dimension 20 #fantasy high #gilear faeth #i rolled all the dice and the numbers on there are what their first rolls were #classic 2 nat ones for the bad kids ✌️#the gilear doll is so much bigger than i thought he'd be!! he's like the size of a one year old lolol #i love my little pathetic gilear plush so much #also i lost it when it said everytime you press his hand it breaks several small bones god i love him so much #also also the hat is fantastic i still think i like the 'are you my dad?' one more that i got myself on my birthday but they're both so good

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meownotgood · 1 year

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I love how cute denji is in the anime

#I know I'm the designated aki poster blog but #I can't explain enough how much I love denji #he's such a good mc and he is a huge factor in what makes csm so enjoyable for me #he's just so fun to watch #I really love his voice in the anime I think it's perfectly fitting for what I imagined #and he looks super cute too obviously #they made his eyes a lot more brown than they are in the colored manga #I think they make him look more puppy-like if that makes sense lolol #chainsaw man also looks super cool when he's not cgi #being able to hear the chainsaw sound after previously only imagining it in my head.....#such a perfect feeling #anyway I love denji like how I would love my first born son #aki is my favorite character forever but denji is my strong second favorite

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cancerian-woman · 8 months

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Bonnie and Qetsiyah are the only two women among all of tvdu to get cheated on and are constantly villainized for reacting to what happened to them. Now, my only issue with Qet is how they reduced this powerful and prominent women to only caring about Silas. As for her reaction she got both Amara and Silas together. Nobody was missed from that period. A nice case of fuck around and find out. The Bennett witches never got to have emotions outside of serving everyone else or being these grand creators of something so I loved how they introduced Qet. Amara and Silas both got what was coming. What made Qetsiyah any different from Klaus or Silas? She’s just a woman lol. Bonnie got cheated on and no one wanted to tell her and IF she didn’t overhear the discussion she wouldn’t even have been told in the first place, yet plenty of fans have this argument that Bonnie should’ve been more understanding to Jeremy’s feelings or that because of the Gilbert device(another thing created by a Bennett witch mind you lol..) she deserved to be cheated on in the first place.

These discussions about cheating and what should’ve been done would be so different if it was Elena or Caroline, Katherine blah blah blah :P

Edit: i lied lol, i do have something else im mad about. The lack thereof with Bonnie and Qetsiyah but Bonnie aint allowed family.

in the end all this Silas-Amara and Qetsiyah triangle did was center another Bennett witch in this never ending petrova mess.

#C&E hiding that bonnie was cheated on is just another its ok i forgive you moment in that friendship and she should’ve snapped on them too #cause like what did Qetsiyah have to apologize for when Silas was using her for magic #lol and in the end Bonnie got all the pain from the anchor lolol #then Bonnie becomes the anchor has to be shown physically suffering they were never going to put that on someone else other than her 💀#like yes Amara suffered but they weren’t going to show that when they could be showing s t e l e n a number 7 and even more boring 😭#qetsiyah #anti Silas #bonnie bennett

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susandsnell · 23 days

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Assumption: You are a tragic gothic princess living in a castle and like to share wisdom from classic romantic books.

Make assumptions about me

!!! gosh I wish!! this is so nice omg thank youuuu <3

#I'm a lot more goth inside than out considering I dress like Elle Woods lolol #was prevented from having a goth phase as a teen alas #hence why me and sarah chagal are one

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rainymoodlet · 1 year

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amidst the springtime hum of cicadas, the hana-kari ryokan in wakaba is busy preparing their finest rooms for our future finalists! 🌸 will you be lucky enough to stay in one of these fantastic and timeless suites? tune in to kiss me in komorebi - the deadline for applications is april 1st! 🌸

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #ts4 bachelor challenge #ts4 challenge #ts4 simblr #;kmik extras #more hype more hype more hype!! 🌸#i’ve been building and decorating so many of the little lots i want to use and it is SO exciting!!!#i’ve made a lil cafe and the First Introductions lot has been chosen #and i’ve built the manor (well the exterior chunk of a manor pfff we love lot restrictions)#that the first night dinner is going to be held in #ahhHHH I’M SO EXCITED #I HOPE YOU ARE TOOOO #the final 6 get nicer rooms than dan in this ryokan lolol #his room is like 6 by 6 PFFT

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mahachi · 1 year

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Mine

#zhongven #zhongli #venti #trying new method of coloring #more messy than my usual style but I kinda like how it came out!#I need more possessive venti lolol #genshin impact

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amee-racle-ofmyown · 4 months

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the heist!mark brainrot is consuming me…, just imagine mark n the viewer meeting for the first time as little kids to shoplift candy or smth together ╥﹏╥

the (brain)rot consumes!! I can relate

my dear anon... LISTEN. I am a big advocate for childhood friends captaineer, it's one of my favourite headcanons, but a childhood friends AU for the heist partners? that's something I hadn't considered until now. and it's adorable. I had to write something for it asap because I was INSPIRED. I hope you enjoy💖 thanks for sparking the idea!

Heist!Mark x reader (not explicitly romantic at all it's more about the friendship in this one) | Words: 1,317

You are in the kitchen of your shared home base, unloading the groceries your heist partner has just bought, when you pick up a bag of sour candies, smiling quietly to yourself. He's always been a fan of them.

Turning the packet in your hands, an old memory drifts to the surface of your mind:

You don't remember exactly how long ago it was, but you couldn't have been much older than maybe ten.

Your father was busy working, and had reluctantly sent you to the store with a small list after you insisted you could handle it on your own.

You slipped the folded piece of paper out of your school bag and scanned the list of items. At the bottom was a note that read, ‘Remember to stay hydrated, kiddo! :)’

You walked around the supermarket collecting the few things on your list and placed them in your trolley. On your way to the checkout, you passed through the candy aisle and slowed to eye the products on display.

‘Aren't you going to get anything?’

Your head perked up, shocked at the sudden voice addressing you.

There was a boy next to you with dark hair, looking at you inquisitively. He seemed to be about your age. He might have even been slightly shorter than you.

You must have been standing here for longer than you realised if it had prompted him to ask you about it.

You shook your head.

‘Why not?’

‘Oh, um. My dad only gave me enough money for what we need,’ you said timidly, showing him the list.

‘Ohh, that's too bad.’ Then, a small yet undeniably mischievous smile appeared on his face. He glanced discreetly up and down the aisle. ‘You know you can just — ’ and he took one of the small packets of candy off the shelf and slipped it swiftly into his pocket.

Your eyes went wide, stunned. Both from the fact that he was suggesting you steal, and at the speed and subtly with which he'd enacted the crime, as if he'd done it dozens of times before, if not more.

‘What are you doing?’ you spoke in a harsh whisper.

‘It's no big deal,’ he said in a lower voice than before, but one that still felt entirely too loud. He slipped another bag into his pocket.

You did not want to associate with this boy any longer.

You pushed your trolley away and towards the checkout, handing your items to the cashier.

You were unhappy to find the boy waiting for you when you exited the store, shopping bag in your hand.

‘What do you want?’ you asked, a little standoffishly, frowning at him.

‘There's no need to be rude,’ he said with a small pout. ‘Y'know, I think I might have seen you at school a few times.’

To your dismay, he followed along as you started walking home. When you pressed him, he simply said, ‘Hey, I'm not following you! I live down this way too, I promise!’

As the two of you walked, he chatted annoyingly by your side. What was more annoying was that you found you didn't mind his presence. You were a quiet kid and you didn't have many friends. Having someone to walk home with you was kind of a nice change of pace.

Just as you thought this, though, you immediately chided yourself mentally. You and him were not friends. You weren't going to be friends. This boy was a criminal and he wasn't even sorry about it.

You frowned in thought.

Oh no, what if he got caught? What if you went to juvenile jail for being an accomplice to theft? What would Dad say? What would Mom say? What if—’

‘Hey, are you listening to me? You haven't responded to anything I'm saying.’

You simply sighed as he pulled you out of your thoughts.

‘Are you still mad about the candy? I told you it's not a big deal.’

You stopped as you realised you were approaching your front door. The journey seemed to have gone a little faster than usual.

‘Really?’ you finally replied in an exasperated tone. ‘That was no big deal for you? That was stealing. Stealing is wrong.’ You couldn't believe you had to spell it out to him.

‘They won't notice a couple tiny bags of candy are gone. My mom says big companies that own supermarkets are greedy. They make loads of money anyway and don't pay enough taxes.’

‘Does your mom know you're a thief?’

‘W- well, no, but-’

‘That’s what I thought.’

He looked a little disheartened.

‘Please don't tell anyone. I'm sorry if I upset you,’ he said quietly, looking down.

You hadn't really expected an apology from someone like him. You sighed again.

‘I won't tell, but don't expect me to just go along with it. And don't act like we're best buds all of a sudden. We don't know each other. You don't even know my name!’

‘Well, what's your name?’

You gave him a slightly surprised look before telling him your name, albeit hesitantly.

‘Look, I have to get going now…’

You fumbled with the shopping bag as you reached into your coat pocket, feeling for the house key, when you suddenly felt something that wasn't there before. It made a crinkling sound beneath your touch.

‘You didn't.’ You pulled the candy out of your pocket. ‘When did you—?’

The boy grinned at you.

‘I thought you could have one of mine.’

‘I don't want your stolen candy!’

‘Judging by how you looked at it earlier, I think you do. And besides, stolen treats taste better!’ he called out, already walking away.

‘Wh- SHH!’ You hoped none of your neighbours had heard.

‘I'm Mark by the way! See ya, buddy!’

You stood outside the front door, dumbfounded.

Finally you let yourself in. Your dad wouldn't be home yet for a while.

You put the shopping away and sat down at your kitchen table, staring at the stolen goods in front of you.

You could try to put it back but… that would be more suspicious.

You figured, the deed had been done. There was nothing you could do now, so you may as well make the most of it.

You tore the edge of the packet and popped one of the candies in your mouth, savouring the sweet and sour combination on your tongue.

Maybe Mark was right. It did taste extra good. But maybe it was just because you'd been craving it.

What a weird kid.

‘Stealing is wrong, huh…?’ you mumble under your breath. You look down at the candy in your hands. It's not the same brand as the one from back then, but you imagine it tastes more or less the same, from what you remember.

Present day Mark is the one to pull you out of your musings.

‘Hey, what's with that face you're making? I know that look, buddy. Are you contemplating your life choices??’

You chuckle softly.

‘Just… got reminded of something. I suppose I got lost in nostalgia for a moment.’

‘Oh yeah? Penny for your thoughts?’

You turn and smile at him.

‘This just made me think of an annoying little boy stealing candy from a supermarket. And his reluctant acquaintance who ended up getting dragged into his antics for the foreseeable future.’

It takes a second for it to click.

‘Ohhhhh.’ You watch as realisation turns to him smiling fondly at the memories, which turns to him snapping his attention to you with a fake-offended look.

You laugh at his expression.

‘Wait, hey! Annoying?!’

‘Mhm.’

‘Excuse you, I was a wonderful, sweet and positively charming child.’

Your laughter rings out in the kitchen, full of mirth, and he shakes his head at you with a familiar lopsided grin, and you are so grateful for the cheeky little boy who approached you that day.

#feels kinda weird calling it candy instead of sweets. but I did it bc they presumably live in america #I'm working on at least two other fics rn but I had to stop everything to write this #I finally submitted a uni thing I've been doing for a while so I felt like I deserved a break #and I sat down and wrote majority of this in one sitting lmao #lmao it ended up being my longest fic to date??? WHAT THE HECK?!#BTW AGAIN. NOT ENCOURAGING STEALING THAT'S BAD DON'T DO IT #also yes y/n's dad is the one the only stan the water man #I hc stan to have been the captain's actual dad so I just went 'wth why not in this universe too?'#I really enjoyed this one #thank you again anon #also. I looked up pictures of young markiplier out of curiosity and to get into the headspace Ig/get a mental image for this #and guys. I highly encourage you to do the same.#HE WAS SUCH A LITTLE GUY🥺#and he looked as cheeky and mischievous as he often does now lolol #that also inspired parts of this haha #I tried to write a young heist!mark in a way that I think? would make sense for him #bit of a kleptomaniac maybe lol #and possibly more seemingly extroverted than I wanted but I had to kick off the interaction somehow #amee writes #a heist with markiplier #ahwm #partners in crime #heist mark x y/n #heist mark x reader #heist mark #heist!mark #markiplier egos #markiplier cu #asks #anonymous

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