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Reeah | 30 | she/her | Queer | Australian | TMA sideblog: somanyfuckedupiftruebooks | This blog is mostly Death Note and the most organised thing in my life.
I'm always writing a new fanfiction draft so I have no completed stories.
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Is lava wet?
#no#water is liquid#lava is liquid#that does not mean water and lava are the same thing#water being wet is irrelevant#there is no water in lava#lava is not wet#unlike ur mum when im balls deep in her
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follow up: unreasonable person was so butthurt about me setting a simple boundry that she sent an unhinged email trying to pubically shame me into doing what she wanted. this gave me the perfect opportunity to explain why the things she'd asked me to do were incorrect in front of witnesses who now have grounds to ask her to step down from her position.
currently riding the high of saying no to someone making an unreasonable demand of me. adulthood can be good sometimes.
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currently riding the high of saying no to someone making an unreasonable demand of me. adulthood can be good sometimes.
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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match percenteges, helping is allowed
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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack
#one of these things is not like the others#one of these things just doesn't belong#can you tell which thing is not like the others#by the time i finish this song
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I know this town. Here's my favourite hole photo that I took while exploring the caves there.
There was a glowing patch of sky lurking outside our town earlier and the dogs went bonkers so this is an auspicious start to 2024
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Irving Bailiff and Burt Goodman
SEVERANCE: 106. Hide and Seek
#wasn't expecting to end up so deranged about old man yaoi but life be like that sometimes#severance#all jokes aside i am feelong shrimp emotions about these two old men and their fragile forbidden love#go watch this show immediately
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ok I’m trying to see something here
#cruel that there's no vanilla essence button for aussies to press#someone tell me what's winning#tumblr polls
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guess who ended up drawing a comic of an entire scene from Artificial Condition
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A fish with human teeth has just been spotted swimming around in the ocean with a hateful smile
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There’s character assassination and THEN there’s making the character a cop. You could have just killed them, actually
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Despite utterly failing to write my usual anthology of fics for @jonmartinweek this year, I couldn't let the event pass without submitting anything, so here's a collection of poetry! There's two poems for each season and one epilogue, chronicling Martin's feelings towards Jon over the years. Here's the first one, for a taste of how truly bad these poems are:
First Impressions (by Mr. Blackwood)
You sit in your office
All fussy and proper
Like a cat upon a wall
Then I blunder in
With tea cup and tail wag
And you make me feel so small
Big dogs make big messes
Despite best intentions
Cats cling when they could let go
With fur all a bristle
You hiss your chastisement
Overeager, clumsy, slow
When eyes cruel as your claws
Catch me just to scratch me
Everyone sees what is wrong
Cats sit on high perches
Dogs wait below begging
And they'll never get along
(Read the rest on Ao3)
#tma#the magnus archives#magnuspod#magpod#jmart#jonmartin#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#martin's poetry#bad poetry#teaholding#fuck i always forget that tag
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