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smilesrobotlover · 1 year
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I just remembered a weird fact about little me. Whenever I saw a character I utterly despised that was op in a scene or had the upper hand, the only thing that brought me comfort in that moment was that Master Chief, the dude from Halo, could take them out. Like specifically that hunchback from hotel Transylvania. That guy pissed little me off so much that I just wished that master Chief could come in and squash him like a bug 😭
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cutielights · 7 months
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Hanging out with Donnie pre-relationship
Tw: none
Leo’s version
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Super excited to “bond” with you but tries his absolute hardest to play it cool
Don’t want to ruin that bad boy image after all
His version of bonding is you being in the same room as each-other
Either putting on headphones to block out his music or jamming out together
Depends on your taste in music
Praise him
JUST DO IT
I’m like 90% sure he’d love you forever if you actively listen to his long rambling about his tech
“But this probably doesn’t matter because your not listening anyway-“
“What yes I am? Tf? You need to fix the pressure because it’s been aiming funny.”
“Oh” *crush intensifies tenfold*
*happiness sounds*
Doesn’t actively seek physical touch but actually doesn’t mind it
He claims you can’t watch Lou Jitsu whilst he’s working because it would distract him
You guys watch it after tho!
He wouldn’t let you touch his comics, no matter how much he likes you
Those are in MINT CONDITION
He would like them to stay that way
Giving him a slice of pizza to sustain him on Mikey’s request
He’s making absolutely bomb coffee
You know why
Absolutely so relieved the lights are off to hide his ever blushing face
You asking him if he’s alright
“What? Scoff. Ha- of course I’m alright.”
He’s not looking forward to Leo teasing the ever living life out of him after you leave
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time-woods · 5 months
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Does Sīdus need to eat? I'd imagine he'd need to get energy somehow but at the same time not really being an "organic" being does he actually need to? Do Sīdus and Carma have food preferences?? Do they like soup? And just out of the curiosity of "magic hater kingdom + magic guy that works for government" how does Carma feel about eating in front of people? (Also your comics make me feel so gay in an autistic way, it is incredibly freeing and uplifting)
good question !
i dont think he has a stomach really considering it is just void in there but he can taste ! i feel like he does enjoy foods especially ones hes never had before (which is rare but sometimes he finds a new one !)
he mainly gets actual energy from sleep and just being outside in general ! like aaaaaa plant
Carma on the other hand hasnt tried many foods that arent typically served around the kingdom so everythings just kinda eh, but he does like tea ! and sweets, esp naturally sweet things like fruits. Hates mint though ! (silly beetle stuffs)
Sīdus likes soup i think, lots of things can be soups ! Carma has a bit of trouble eating it (especially in front of others)
Carma finds eating in front of others strange- cause all his time living in the kingdom hes always eaten separately from all the other knights, no one else in the kingdom besides the king knows hes full on bug. so yea the idea that people enjoy eating in company is very weird to him. call back to one of his mannerisms being to cover his mouth- he does this when speaking on occasion as well
also ! thank you so much ! ! im glad th autism in my art also brings out anothrs autism !
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italoniponic · 5 months
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𝓑𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 - mini-project
Flower Feelings
| Notes: this is based on a request by @that-one-fanperson about a Reader who leaves flowers on some of the boys desks without telling them or just leaving a note. I wrote for Silver and Azul (as the request) and Epel as my own choice. But I liked this so much that I might write for some of the others as well? (I made this for Ortho but in platonic format~) For this one we’ll have Idia, Kalim, Ruggie and Cater :D
Idia Shroud, Kalim Al Asim, Ruggie Bucchi, Cater Diamond x gender neutral reader / headcanons / fluff / flower language / crush to lovers / use of “you” pronouns / part 2 of "Flower Feelings"
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Idia was in shock. Complete shock. At the same time, he was terribly confused. Precisely the day when his presence was mandatory in the classroom and the first thing he finds on his table is a white daffodil with its yellow trumpet and a branch of mint with a note. “Narcissus: respect, unmatched love, introvert; Mint: virtue.” A surprise item combo, no doubt about it;
Only Cater bothered to ask whose flowers they were — although he himself had an intuition of who might have put them there. The poor otaku, on the other hand? Perhaps more than finding the plants themselves it was the fact that he was approached about it that made him annoyed. Why couldn’t the classmate be a normal NPC who doesn’t vocalize his questions directly to the person in the scene? If it was Idia in his place, he would have kept the question to himself;
Truth be told, walking down the stairs and hallways with the daffodil and mint in hand — he pitied simply stuffing them in his coat or throwing them away because they looked so pretty — didn’t help much. Idia wanted to hide his presence from people, but the bright-colored flower and refreshing-smelling green herb made him stand out from the general crowd. But he was won over by the aesthetics of both plants, put in the worst of the double spell attacks;
And, well, Idia had discovered a while ago that narcissus was his favorite flower. Oh, and mints were cool too. These discoveries were due to the time Idia was spending with you lately. What started as a mere bump into the comic book store because you were fascinated by the use of flower language in manga has turned into you talking more often — virtually and in person — and turning into friends;
Idia didn’t even expect to connect with you so much at first, but here he was thinking more about flowers and how companies should pay to use you as a reference in SSR groovy event cards. He would never admit out loud that he had fallen in love with you. Madly, profoundly. If only he was lucky enough that you were the one who left the flowers for him;
In fact, if Idia wanted a miracle from zero, Olympus granted this opportunity. You two met on the way from the Mystery Shop, you making your way back while tying a blue ribbon in a large bouquet with two similar but distinct flowers in color — one part was red, the other was a purplish blue. You were so focused on making the bow that you ended up bumping into Idia;
It was a mess of petals and nervousness. No one was around to try to understand if the worst was Idia having an internal attack for holding you in his arms or you, who weren’t expecting to meet him so early that day. It took a while for any coherent word to be uttered by either party;
Then, in the end, Idia pulled himself together — what was he? A shy shoujo male lead by any chance? — and tried to strike up a conversation. Well, he just pointed at the crumpled bouquet you were holding and muttered something that you could only understand as a question. The situation proceeded to be complete chaos because you simply put the bouquet in his arms and ran away;
Idia stood still, shocked and panicked, reaching out pathetically forward in a vain attempt to reach you. Did all this really happen? He took a look at the bouquet, slowly recognizing the flowers arranged there. They were salvias. You had seen it a month ago in a manga — it must have been where you got your inspiration from buying them;
Suddenly, Idia remembered that at that time he had discovered the meaning of the types of salvias that appeared on that same manga cover and was going to share it with you if he hadn’t accidentally forgotten. But as he pulled out his phone and checked the meaning of the salvias, your panting voice spoke next to him: “Blue salvias mean ‘I’m thinking of you’... and red, that you’ll be ‘mine forever’...”;
The fright Idia took that day can only be described as something of epic proportions, to say the least. You suddenly appeared, having rushed headlong back to confess yourself properly and the deep meaning of the salvias you had delivered into his hands. “I d-don’t know... if my heart can take any of this...,” Idia said, hiding his face inside the bouquet. You were happy to notice that, similar to the salvias, his hair was a mix of vibrant blue and pink.
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Kalim thought it was strange to find a small flower bouquet on his table. It was flowers that he had never seen, its yellow petals open like umbrellas and the core was a deep red like his eyes — it almost looked like a little sun! The card that came with it said “Coreopsis: means always cheerful.” At first, Kalim thought it was a gift from Silver, but the friend himself din’t know where the coreopsis had come from;
Kalim was amused by the prospect that the situation had now become a mystery. He put all the coreopsis in the button holes of his sweater and went in search of answers around the school. Since the ghosts hadn’t seen who left the flowers, Kalim eventually went to the most competent person in the botanical subject he knew…;
No, it wasn’t Jamil. Flowers attract insects, so the Scarabia vice-leader tried to live with as few plants nearby as possible. But you didn’t have that problem so much — not that Kalim knew. So he came radiant in Ramshackle, like the morning Sun, and asked you about the flowers;
Kalim didn’t seem at all suspicious of your nervous and apprehensive behavior, even when you ended up unintentionally showing the same coreopsis that he had on his clothes. Kalim was simply fascinated by those flowers and their joyful meaning. And of course, their cute appearance;
Kalim’s positive, energy-filled air didn’t fail to cheer you up. Exactly the reaction you wanted from him. You two ended up distracting yourselves by talking about flowers, arrangements and many other things — as was usual between you — and in the end, it was when Kalim returned to Scarabia that he realized that he didn’t ask if you would know who left the flowers on his table;
That evening, Kalim arranged the flowers in a pot of water, despite the fact that it was already half wilted, and placed them near his window. He had a certain hope that the Sun would help it to pull itselves together a little bit. But as he faced the starry night from his dorm room, he had another thought. It would be so cool if you were the person who left these flowers. He would be even happier if it could mean something more;
A few days passed, and Kalim found himself walking around the school alone in a certain afternoon. Then he found you in the woods, sitting thoughtfully on the grass and with a different flower in your hand. If Kalim hadn’t known that it was probably a flower, he would have thought that you were tightly holding a very crumpled white handkerchief;
His sudden appearance ended up surprising you again. A little awkwardly, you invited Kalim to sit next to you — which he gladly accepted — and showed him the white carnation you had grown in your garden. Kalim thought it was amazing how that flower’s petals looked like his hair, a strong white like ivory;
“White carnation...,” you swallowed hard, trying to control your nervousness. It was only to speak a few words, you couldn’t even be sure that Kalim would understand your feelings. “... it... means innocence, a pure and sweet love. L-like you.” You then looked away, purposefully inattentive to his reaction;
What a pity, honestly. Kalim had such a cute expression of understanding, then an flustered embarrassment and all this turned entirely into pure joy. Kalim didn’t even know what to do. If he would scream to the world how happy you made him, if he should call Jamil to prepare a party in Scarabia to celebrate or if he could call the magic carpet for you two to fly through the skies;
What really happened was this: Kalim put the white carnation on you, resting the flower on your ear, and gave you a kiss on the cheek. “This is the best gift I’ve ever received and the most precious treasure I'll ever have,” Kalim said, with a light, sweet smile on his lips. You ended up laughing together, sharing this precious and humble moment.
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Ruggie knew that someone other than Rook must have discovered that he used dandelions in salads and tea for his own consumption, but this was the first time anyone was teasing him about it. Well, “teasing” was one way to put it. All he found on his table that morning was a handful of dandelions and a few sprigs of coriander, all tied by a bow with a card on the side;
The hyena-boy took the card with a scowl, but soon the bad mood gave way to confusion because he read positive things written on the paper — that is, the meanings of those plants. Dandelions meant “fidelity and joy” while Coriander meant “hidden worth”. Who had actually done that, Rook Hunt?;
Since Ruggie wasn’t the type to throw any food away, he brought the coriander and dandelions to Savanaclaw’s kitchen and prepared a small snack with the leftovers from lunch. As he shredded the leaves from the herbs, an intuition that this event may had nothing to do with the hunter bothered him more and more;
By the time Ruggie finished it all and was already enjoying his humble meal, sitting on the dorm porch and gazing out at the sparsely vegetated landscape, he had already decided that you were the one behind it all. At least, from the people who worked with gardening, you would have all this special care to leave him an explanation about the plants. But to what end?;
Ruggie was versed with nature in regard to the properties of plants and their culinary use. Grandma Bucchi used to say that “if you are lucky enough to find something edible, don’t let it slip out of your hands.” However, he understood the decorative meaning and value of flowery messages as much as he understood you — in short, not much. But it was different from things he wasn’t normally used to;
Your way of being was simply fascinating to Ruggie. Your concern with plants and your care in cultivating them only contributed to his impression that you would have an easy time caring for other people as well. Sometimes Ruggie would catch himself imagining you on his land, playing with the children he cared for on the grass, and making crowns of stems and flowers of all kinds. It wasn’t a bad vision;
He carried that thought as he headed to the classroom 2-B, early that morning. Ruggie had woken up with the Sun and, on another way, it was to find out if you were going to leave anything else on his desk again. It wouldn’t hurt to try. But luck did smiled on him that day because you were right there where he wanted;
You were concentrated, arranging on his table a bouquet full of small flowers that looked like bowls, variegated in pink, blue and red, and you had a real letter in hand — not a simple note like last time. From the classroom’s door, Ruggie whistled and frightened you with the announcement of his presence. He couldn’t contain a laugh;
It was inevitable Ruggie would ask what you were doing. But as you were taken by surprise, no coherent sentence would form in your mind. Then it remained only to hand over the paper in your hands to him. Ruggie took the letter and began to read your words, presumably about the bouquet flowers;
“Morning Glory: if it’s pink, it means love, romance and gratitude. If it’s blue, it means strong emotions, infinite love. If it’s red, it means a strong heart. But above all, this little flower that dies at night and reborn with the Sun is all the love and affection I feel for you that is renewed every day.” And your name was written at the end. It was simple writing, not exactly a poem. But conveyed your feelings completely;
You saw that Ruggie felt awkward after reading, a mixture of embarrassed and flustered because you went to all this trouble to give a gift to someone like him — who didn’t understand the language of flowers at all. However, as Ruggie approached you and left the paper on the table, he had a docile smile under his slight red checks. “First food, now your own heart, huh? You’re spoiling me too much, aren’t you?,” Ruggie teased and you both laughed.
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The day had dawned as usual for Cater. He washed his face, got ready to give the best smile he could before breakfast, and started taking some pictures of his daily morning routine — #morningtuesdayslowkeysuck. But when Cater eventually came into the classroom and took his eyes off his phone, he found something quite different on his desk: a hibiscus flower;
Cater knew that hibiscus flowers were very common in tropical places and precisely for this reason it was a flower widely used in beach photos. Even without knowing why some anonymous person would leave a hibiscus on his desk, Cater took the flower, put it in his hair and took a photo. When he sat down, he then noticed a small note that was under the flower that said “delicate beauty”. What is the meaning of that flower?;
Cater spent the day pondering about the hibiscus. That one was an especially interesting type, its petals were white with yellow edges and the inside had a powerful pink, almost beet-red. It really matched his aesthetic. Whoever gave him the hibiscus really appreciated his style — that’s what Cater thought as he crossed paths with you in the hallway;
You took a picture together with the hibiscus and Cater couldn’t help but notice that you were a little happier than usual. You said goodbye and he tried to disguise that he wanted to ask you the reason for your smile. Whether it was for the flower — since you loved gardening — or whether it was for having met with him... which ended up taking him on a little tangent;
Was it you who left the flower on his desk? You were the person he talked to the most lately and your little hobby gave you plenty of opportunities. Were you comparing Cater to a hibiscus? Especially with that bicolor that represented the fact that he hid a little bit of himself sometimes, parts that sometimes you noticed before he could stop it;
It was what motivated Cater to meet you one day at Ramshackle while you tended to some vases to spruce up the dorm’s porch. He caught you humming a little tune to yourself, arranging some pretty little flowers. They looked like purple daisies, if Cater dared to use such a blunt description when it came to your flowers;
Cater had a particular admiration for the way you took care of your garden. Your care was reflected in the plants’ overall beauty and that would be enough to make you an influential profile in Magicam. On the other hand, Cater liked to be one of a few for which you showed your progress even when your vase or flowers had some defect;
You finally noticed Cater behind you, and without much planning, you showed him the pot of asters you were growing — and was actually thinking of giving it to him as a gift. Cater gave a big, genuine smile with your gesture, then asked the meaning of the asters in your hands;
“Well…,” you took a deep breath, uncertain, but regaining your courage. “They mean delicacy, loyalty, unpredictability, contentment and... they’re a symbol of love too, can you believe it?”. At this, you passed the small vase into Cater’s hands, hoping he would understand what you meant by those words. And, oh geez, he understood;
Few things can make Cater truly speechless and your confession made it onto the list. Cater couldn’t even describe what he was feeling. He would have been more sure if he had gotten lost and found a field of talking flowers. Although, he would have rejected those flowers’ feelings — no matter how beautiful their petals or their voice — because there was already someone in his heart;
“You really break me sometimes...,” Cater covered part of his face with the back of one of his hands but his smile was still quite visible. “That’s one of the things I love about you.” He left the vase on the floor and took your hand, the most beautiful flower anyone could give him.
| Special notes: I'm planning to do more of these in a very far-away future but yeah, we never know lol also, OMG I missed writing something for Kalim and Idia. Even for Ruggie. Cater was easy and fun to do too, I confess. This is so fun to me~ |
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ccycloneblogging · 2 months
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( I believe the ship name was bearhug )
I can too, but now here is a hard question! Who do you think would most likely enter a three way relationship?
There's so many ship names, huh? 'u';;; Bearhug is a cute one though
Last thing I'll point out about this ship. It's a little detail I include on all my favorite ships whenever I draw them. I love having a couple share their respected colors. In this case, Hoppy's eyes.
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She has a light mint for her highlights, but her eyes? That's a soft pink to just represent how she's got eyes for Bobby! Ha! I'm just a sucker for such things. I include that pretty often - either clothing items or just a shared color.
Okay, okay.
Moving on.
So... I can see two possibilities here, both with Crafty.
I can sooner see Hoppy x Bobby x Crafty for the ultimate couple. It's just a fun idea to imagine these three getting flustered around each other, with Picky just laughing it off and assisting where she can.
The other one? CatNap x DogDay x Craftycorn
This one I just like the general vibes of. With Crafty and CatNap being quiet and introverted in nature, I think it only makes sense that they fit well together (...The cartoon versions, I mean. Or Pre Hour of Joy in the Toon AU)
I mentioned it before, but I really can see DogDay being the type to fall in love with all of his friends. He longs to make things permanent, but... He's the leader and he's terrified of picking favorites. So he sits on his feelings and tries to ignore it, instead focusing on doing right by the group.
He catches Crafty's attention by how kind he is. How he stops everything to make sure they all feel included. He sits with her and encourages her art. Insists that every drawing is amazing! "Even if it's not your best, it's progress! Crafty, your skills have grown so much! I can't wait to see what you think of next!"
And CatNap? That's obvious. They are opposites in so many aspects. The two were simply drawn to each other - cat and dog. Sun and moon. These two cannot go long without checking up on the other. CatNap fell hard for this sunny boy, and it reflects in his actions.
Since I'm going on about ships here too, I'll add this in.
While Bubba x Kickin' is a fun pair - (Gotta love the dynamic of person A has the one brain-cell between them)... I see Kickin' as AroAce. He'll joke and flirt, but he's far more content with something more platonic. At least - for the Toon AU, that's what I think I'm going to go for.
Bubba and Picky, I like the dynamics these two can offer, and these two seem kinda close as well... But I can also seeing this being a strictly platonic pairing as well.
All in all?
Hoppy x Bobby is cannon in my eyes lol
I'm on the fence if it'll be an OT3 with Crafty, but we'll see.
Okay, okay. This is the last one I'm answering in a row for now - only so I can get back to redoing a comic page. I appreciate your asks! :D
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instantnoooodles · 1 year
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A Driving Force
An ancient ask from an old friend, it came to me in a dream. Viola. 
Gibbs x Reader | No use of [Y/n] | 3.2 k | Mentions of Childbirth, swearing, pregnancy, mentions of sex, fluff with little to no angst
Pregnancy has got you ready to throttle your husband. 
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Nearly eight months pregnant, and you are going to kill someone. 
Someone's name is Jethro. 
Jethro, who- after your first baby- thought it would be a swell idea to have another (don't get me wrong, he is more than good at making them, it's the labor and the first trimester that does you in.) Jethro, who is at work and not at home making you tea or rubbing your calves, or doing literally anything other than being at work. It's driving you nuts, and your son may as well be training for the baby Olympics. There's no reprieve, not with a heating pad, not with an exercise ball, not with the piss-poor excuse for a nap you'd tried to take, nothing. 
So you do what anyone would've done: You drive your ass to his work and give the security guards some vaguely veiled threats to let you up to the bullpen. 
And naturally, he's nowhere to be found. 
"I am going to kill that man," you grumble, reclining in his chair, leaning your head back, and closing your eyes. Ironically enough, the background noise helps- you feel more relaxed than at home. 
The elevator dings, and in comes the trio. (McGee- you assume- is down in the lab. Jethro says he prefers it to fieldwork some days.) And- naturally- they're yelling. 
"I had him!" 
"You had shit! That dude outran you by miles! He's halfway to Timbuktu right now!"  
"Dinozzo-" 
"Boss, I am telling you-"
"Dinozzo."
They stop in the bullpen, and you stand, hand over your stomach, and downright glower at your husband. "Leroy." 
Tony's face crumples into something like horror, Kate looks like a bomb might go off, and Jet- well, he looks a little south of terrified. As he should. 
"Sweetheart," He walks toward you, hands outstretched, and immediately goes in for a gentle peck on the cheek. You swat him away. He frowns comically. 
"Your son is driving me up a wall." 
"You shouldn't be driving like this," he reaches down and caresses the bump. Damn him and his soft voice. Usually, you only hear it in the comfort of your home, never at work, and maybe that's what melts your resolve of putting up a fight. 
You sigh, slouching into him and leaning your head into the crook of his neck. He takes it all in stride, cupping his hand on the back of your head, drawing circles with his thumb on that place where the base of your skull meets your neck. It makes you fall apart like a card tower. You groan- he has the decency not to laugh, just winds his other arm around your waist. "Is he giving you a hard time?" It's asked softly, gently, kindly, with all the warmth of a roaring fire and the bourbon in the basement. This is the Jet that makes you question if he's really an agent. 
"He's been kicking my bladder for hours," you groan into his shirt. It smells like sawdust and mint. "You'd think he's training for boot camp in there." 
Jethro rubs gently at your waist- Tony and Kate sit quietly at their desks and have the decency to stop arguing. Tony even takes a field trip to God knows where- it makes you smile. "Better or worse than Dani?" 
Dani is your nearly five-year-old. A bundle of joy and Jethro's entire world, she has a smile to light up a room. 
And a temper to rival Hell, she gets it from her dad, but he handles her well. 
You scoff. "Dani didn't take up gymnastics, and if I recall correctly, you missed the first eight hours of my labor." 
"Twenty more to go- didn't miss much." You smack him gently on the back, and he only chuckles and continues to rub the muscles of your hips and neck. "You damn near broke my hand." 
"Twenty-eight hours of labor, Jethro. You're lucky I didn't break every bone in your body and shoot you." He mumbles something like 'touche', and you stand in silence for a moment. Jet quietly says 'here' and untangles himself from you (you nearly kill him) until he spins around. Facing your back and winding his arms around to your stomach, he reaches underneath your bump, intertwines his fingers, and lifts. 
You come this close to moaning in the middle of NCIS headquarters. 
Jet started doing this sometime towards the end of the second trimester when your bump became less of that and more like a mound. (These days, it feels more like a mountain.) The muscles in your abdomen relax, and the relief is instantaneous. Your head lols back onto his shoulder, and you kiss the underside of his jaw. "Thank you." 
It comes out in a whisper, but he gets the idea and returns the gesture to your forehead. "'Course sweetheart," And then you just stand there. It could be hours- it could be seconds. Realistically, it was probably closer to ten minutes. Jethro is strong, despite his age and his appearance. If you asked him he could probably do this for another hour and then some. Come to think- he'd do anything you asked him to. And you'd do the same, quite frankly, but right now- right now this is plenty. 
Jethro releases the weight of your baby boy slowly, oh-so-gently and it nearly makes you sob (damn pregnancy hormones) and hugs you from the side, careful not to undo the release he's just given you. You peck his cheek, leaning into the embrace, and close your eyes. 
And then water splashes down your leg, down your pants, and onto a puddle in the NCIS bullpen. 
Motherfucker. 
Echoed both in your head and out loud by your husband, Tony chooses this perfect moment to come barreling into the room. "Boss, we got something- oh shit." 
"Dinozzo, go get my car," and Jet hurls the keys at Tony's head. Tony, with all his goofiness and jokes, makes none about the situation and beelines for the staircase, Kate hot on his heels. 
Contraction number one hits with full speed, nearly taking you to your knees, and Jet hugs you around your waist, keeping you from collapsing and yanking the phone from his back pocket. "If the nurse doesn't give me an epidural this time, you have my full permission to shoot them." 
"Yes ma'am," he says, throwing the phone onto his desk. You don't see what he's done with it, you're too busy trying to stand. 
The contraction fades, you rise, and Jethro rises with you. "You're early." 
"Dani was three weeks early," you breathe deeply through your nose and out through your mouth. 
"This is nearly four." 
"Well, then, Jet, get a damn move on." And move he does. He makes sure you're standing steady first, before flying behind his desk to grab a bag. You do a double take. "You keep the hospital bag in your office?" 
He gives you a quick peck on the cheek, slinging the bag over his shoulder and guiding you toward the elevator. "Been with me for two months now, sweetheart." 
You're going to sob. 
Jet's gentle hand on your elbow and back gets you both to the elevator in one piece. An agent- you don't know who- is standing there as the doors ding open. Jethro gives him a look that could freeze over hell as he turns around to ask what floor, and the mystery agent steps out. 
You poke the 'G' button as another contraction punches through you. Jet gets you to lean against the cool metal wall as the elevator begins to move, and you grip his forearm tight. You're not swearing, not yet, just breathing deeply, but at this rate, you'll be calling the doctor a fuckwad the minute you walk through the hospital doors. 
Tony and Kate (bless their hearts) have the car running right out of the elevator in the parking garage. Tony reaches for your arm to help you in but a sharp, "Hands off my wife, DiNozzo!" Stops him dead in his tracks. Kate steps in as Jet throws the bag in the backseat. He opens the passenger door while Kate leads you. 
"You're gonna do great, call us when the baby's here, and we'll handle the case, Gibbs." The last part is directed toward your husband, who takes your other forearm as you sit gingerly in the car. 
He drives like Jethro. Which is to say: Like a maniac. 
You don't complain, even if it feels like you're in the middle of a police chase. He cuts the fifteen-minute drive to the hospital in half, skidding to a halt in front of the maternity wing, and barely remembers to turn off the car before reaching behind him to snag the bag and half-carry you to the doors. You can hardly blink before they've got you in a room, changed into a hospital gown, and are telling you to push.
Mike Leroy Gibbs' labor clocks in at a whopping two hours. 
It's a very painful two hours. Jet may have threatened several doctors and nurses to give you an epidural (who complies, you don't know the details and you don't want to.) They whisk him away to check vitals and clean him up, though Jet also threatens to maim or seriously injure someone if Mike isn't in your arms in fifteen minutes. 
He's returned rather quickly (you have a feeling you'll have to do damage control when you give a shit.) And he is the cutest bundle of warm brown hair and the brightest blue eyes you ever did see. 
You don't let Jethro hold him for something close to an hour, you damn near fall asleep with him on your chest for a little while, but with a soft, "Jet, look at your son." He takes him
Jethro is pretty quiet while he holds him- he was the same with Dani, awestruck by her existence and speechless. He coos at Mike, who's fast asleep, and sways him gently back and forth. He sits down, the armchair pulled as close to your hospital bed as it can get, with one hand cradling your son and the other holding your hand, rubbing gentle circles on the meat of your thumb. 
(You crushed his forearm during labor. Not literally, Jethro is still injury free, but there will be bruises in a few days. He knows how sore you are though, and if he wasn't occupied with his new son, you'd be sure he'd be giving you a massage. He was just as good- if not miles better- than when you gave birth to Dani. He was on a case, deep cover, and didn't get the phone call from Ducky or the hospital until you were well into labor. Ducky's phone call was far more urgent- Gibbs drove at least forty over to get to you.) 
"Jet, I gotta call Donovan, he still has two more days with Dani-" 
"Already taken care of sweetheart." 
You're going to melt. Absolutely dissolve into a pile of lovey-dovey goo. "Thank you." 
He brings your hand to his lips to kiss each of your knuckles. "He's on his way, your brother drives slower than I do-" 
"Jethro, everyone drives slower than you." 
The corner of his lips twitch upward at that, and he doesn't argue. 
The room is... nice. It's the only way to describe it. You feed Mike, and Jet is respectful and goes to find you OJ while you do it. "It doesn't make me uncomfortable, hun. Figured you could just use some time with him, skin to skin." 
Yeah, you're gonna cry. 
You actually do, while he's away and Mike has finished. It's not sad tears, they're definitely happy. When Jethro comes back he seems to know it, you don't even have to say anything, he just sits on the side of the bed, curls an arm behind your shoulders, and pets your hair. There are kisses laid atop your head, and he rubs your bicep. He whispers in his soft voice, the one you're so used to hearing that when you visit him at work his 'Boss' tone makes you do a double take. (Is it hot? Absolutely. But there's nothing quite like the quiet tone he uses when he asks if you're ready for bed.) 
You sniffle, Mike shifts in your arms as Jethro wipes a tear and a series of gentle knocks at the door sound through your hospital room. One, two, three, four, five, heads poke through the sliver in the open door. "Boss? Can we come in?" 
Gibbs looks to you for permission before answering. You nod and smile softly, and he beckons to the agents. Abby and Kate file in first, closely followed by Tim, then Ducky, who holds the door open for Tony, who's carrying two huge plastic bags filled with something that smells magical. 
Abby gives you the first hug, careful to avoid your newborn, she wraps an arm around your shoulder while Jethro untangles himself from you to help Tony. ("Did ya buy enough for the whole wing, Dinozzo?") 
Kate comes in next, taking Abby's place with a hug around your shoulder. You share grins, and she asks you how the labor was- the conversation is easy and nice. (Everyone knows how bad Dani's labor was. You've come into the office a few times a month, usually with coffee or breakfast, or-hell, even dinner for your husband and his crew when the nights turn long. You used to come in once a week during the first trimester. You and Gibbs would be in the NCIS bathroom with your head in a toilet, hair held back, and circles rubbed on your shoulders. Those were rough days.) 
"Do you wanna hold him?" 
Kate looks a little dumbstruck. Ducky and Tim are giving her encouraging glances, grinning ear to ear. "Y-you're sure?" 
You smile up at her, readjust, and hold Mike out. "Make sure to support his head, arm under his neck, keep the blanket- there you go." Kate kinda giggles- a breathy laugh escapes as she turns toward Gibbs and grins wide. He smiles back- then wider to you- and winks. To this day, it still gives you butterflies. 
Kate moves around the room- pacing in circles, bounces your son in the crook of her elbow, and quietly talks with Ducky. Tim comes in for a small hug. "Congrats, Mrs. Gibbs. You feel alright?" 
You scoff and pull him in with both arms. "I'm exhausted- I think Jet threatened someone for an epidural." 
You give him a peck on the cheek as he steps back, unfolding himself. Tim blushes pink and smiles. "Anything I can do? Food? Clothes?" You nearly start crying again. "I make a mean quiche, waffles too- Abby's can vouch for me-"
You laugh (Jethro's eyes light up at the sound, Tony notices.) "That sounds wonderful, Tim. Thank you, I mean it." 
He smiles, genuine, and you get the feeling sometimes Tony and Kate are a little hard on him. Then you remember how they rallied when he was in the hospital from a gunshot wound, and all those thoughts fade away. 
"McGee! Get over here!" Tony yells from across the room, gesturing with a plastic knife. 
Kate comes over to hand back Mike, but you gesture to Ducky. "Go ahead, Duck. I'm sure you've had your fair share of holding babies, don't make me lecture you." 
Ducky smile kindly (everyone seems to be smiling lately, and as cheesy as it sounds, it makes you happy. The my-heart-hurts-with-happiness way. You think the work is thankful, but even that seems too small of a word for what you feel.) Kate hands Mike over, carefully, slowly- his head fits neatly into the palm of her hand, where it waits until Ducky re-settles the blanket over him. 
Duckys' a natural- he sways with Mike and regals him with PG versions of his cases. Mike, sleepy and half-conscious, wiggles out of the blanket and wraps one of his teeny-tiny hands around the doctor's fingers. Abby and Kate coo and fold the blanket back over your son. They wiggle their own fingers at him, but Mike stays sound asleep, shifting minutely in Ducky's arms.
Tony comes in next for a one-armed, light hug. (You suspect Jet is behind that- you pull him in all the same. ) 
"Gibbs mentioned you were hungry," he gestures to the small table ladened with takeout boxes. "Said you were craving pasta." 
You pull him back for another, tighter hug, gifting him with a peck on the cheek too, "Thank you, Tony, that's really sweet of you." 
He blushes lightly, with a smug sort of look on his face. "You guys can keep the leftovers- McGee's idea."
You give his hand a squeeze instead of words, but he seems to get the idea, winking and holding up your shoulders while you sit up as Jet brings a plate over. He doesn't chastise Tony for his hand placement or the still-visible blush painted across his neck and cheeks, but you're more focused on the heavenly-smelling, rich, and sauce-loaded noodles being presented to you. 
You groan. "You are a saint, hun. Thank you." You grab the plate and fork with eager hands. Tony laughs and meanders off to grab a plate of his own while Jet sits on the side of your bed. He's got his own plate- carefully portioned and balanced on one knee as he catches a noodle falling off your fork and nearly onto the sheets. 
"Thanks," you reply with a mouthful, but it comes out more like a grunt. Jet gets the message anyway, smiling down at you. You're more at an even height now that you're sitting up, and you watch cheerfully as Ducky looks to you for permission to pass Mike to Abby. 
Tim and Kate are chatting quietly. They look over at you and Jet once and a while. (You get the sneaky suspicion you won't have to cook or do chores in the house for months.) Tony is still ladling noodles onto his plate, and you watch as he hands a similar one to Ducky. 
You didn't notice when they first entered- or maybe she was hiding it- but there's a little (not-so-little) bag sitting at Abby's feet as she takes Mike oh-so-gently from Ducky. You guess it might be something black- it'll contrast with his eyes, and you giggle internally at the thought. Abby sways over to Tony, rocking Mike in her arms- you think Tony calls him Giblet Number Two, and you roll your eyes playfully. 
It hits you suddenly how happy you are, nearly knocks you breathless as you watch everyone crowd around Abby as Mike opens his eyes. This is... wonderful. You don't have words for it: you have everything you can ask for and more, and Jethro seems to read your mind (as always.) He reaches down to squeeze your free hand, looking sideways through his eyelashes. "I'm proud of you, sweetheart." 
You smile tearily at him. "I know." 
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narabea06 · 22 days
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Nina the Killer Headcanons [Part 2!!!]
Requested by my sibling @horror-oberon-3!! Love you sib!!! /fam
Also, here's part 1 of my Nina hcs!!
TW: Minor Mentions of Abuse + Manipulation
Nina loves using emotes, and most frequently uses ":3" and ":D" the most. She's been trying to get BEN and Toby to try using them too as well, but Toby usually only uses ":(" and the thumbs up emoji.
Nina loves taking photos of her and her friends, and will force Toby and BEN to pose with her to take more twenty photos together every time they hang out.
Nina actually was the one to cut Jeff's hair properly after the incident to give him his emo undercut. Jeff had begged her to fix it for them after seeing how Nina had finally gotten her hair to get how she wanted it.
Nina actually always wears either a onesie or a lacy nightgown to bed, depending on how cold it is. She always prefers to go to bed looking cute then anybody catch her not looking her best.
Her hair is so damaged from bleaching and dying it so much.
She’s a skater girl. She could roller skate, but she mostly has a skateboard she likes to use.
She watched Invader Zim as a kid, and still has a bunch of pins and posters of it.
Nina has lots of stims, mainly ones of her jumping, stomping, humming, patting her knees, and chewing on stuff.
She’s a dog person, and has been trying to get Mary to get one.
She's a great pickpocket, and loves to steal stuff from people. Nina will collect pins, comics, jewelry, bottle tabs, etc, and sometimes she will straight up steal stuff that she thinks are too cool to leave.
She is a BIG Sanrio fan. Chris was too, and his favorite character was Keropi, while hers was Kirumi.
They’re a big sweet tooth. She would rather desserts be something way too sweet, than have any dessert taste bitter. They love chewing gum, but they only like fruity flavored gum. Therefore, she hates dark chocolate and mint flavored food.
She has a locket with a picture of her and Chris that she made.
Despite Chris being Michelle’s favorite, Nina could never hate him, though she was pretty bitter about the situation for a few years.
Nina had a huge crush on Jeff for a bit in highschool after her and Clockwork broke up, which was also how Jeff was also able to manipulate her so easily.
Nina has a tongue piercing that Jane did for her.
She sleepwalks, and has insomnia and night terrors.
Nina knows how to play the guitar because her dad taught her when she was little. She sometimes still plays it for Jane and Mary.
Nina loves Monster High, and her favorite character is Twyla.
Nina hates wearing sweaters since they always feel too itchy for her.
She actually uses a switch blade as a weapon, not a kitchen knife.
Honestly, she is terrified of spiders, like to the point where she will break down at the sight of them. One time she tried to get over the fear by forcing herself to hold a spider she found, only to immediately panic and drop it in her room at Mary’s. She hasn’t been able to find the spider since, and refused to sleep in that room afterwards. Liu, thankfully, agreed to swap rooms with her, but she still refuses to go in there.
Oftentimes, on road trips and car rides, she will fall asleep the second the car starts moving.
Her and EJ get along pretty well although they do not interact much unless Nina is staying at the refuge, or Liu is hanging out with them. She often gossips to him a lot, though he doesn't quite understand.
Her favorite subject in highschool was chemistry, a class which she took with Cody.
Nina always answers the phone, no matter where she is or what she's doing. She will drop everything to make sure somebody doesn't think she's ghosting them.
Nina can play the flute, the guitar, and the trombone.
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phantomrev · 2 months
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um hi I really like your content!
It’s stupid but can you do silly Morro headcanons please
if you want to ofc !
Thank u for asking to know BECAUSE I WANNA TALK ABOUT THEM SM EVERYDAY ALL DAY!!!!
Okay so some happy ones first before I tear hearts with sad ones:
Happy ones :)
After he found out he had his own flavor at the Dairy Dragon it’s all he orders and he brags it to Kai all the time (He probably likes mint chocolate mint and hates mangos but it’s all just jokes)
He probably did the thing Kai did with Lloyds green ninja fit(aka posing in front of the mirror doing backflips n stuff like that) Cole caught him and morro threatened to turn him into a ghost again if he told anybody
He’s fine with messing with everyone at the monastery, sometimes Pixal. (if he feels brave) But Nya? He won’t even think of it. It’s like getting your ass kicked by your oldest sibling for taking something from their room.
His room is a mess, but an organized mess. Want scissors? Yeah, I got some in some drawer that’s full of scrolls and random rocks he finds cool
Regular/Casual clothing is leaned to a punk aesthetic.
He loves Zane’s cooking but doesn’t admit it. Anyone else cooks? He’s gonna go to Chen’s Noodle House and order food, he doesn’t want food poisoning.
He gets along with Cole very well, and both talk about their experiences with being undead.
He has a green ninja hoodie like the ones they sell at clothing stores and wears it from time to time (Lloyd gave it to him)
He likes bitter foods
His favorite colors are dark and soft and if he actually redeemed himself/became living he wouldve had either a dark lavender suit or teal-ish
Sad ones now mwahaha
His voice is raspy and damaged due to the smoke in the caves. He sometimes has nightmares about it and wakes up coughing relentlessly or feeling like hes choking
He has a Cleithrophobia (fear of being trapped) and usually sleeps in his room with the door open
He ofter overtrains himself and ends up straining his body since he still thinks he needs to prove himself to Wu
When he's upset, he goes down rabbit holes and lashes out on people. He was never taught how to deal with those feelings as a child, and they're worse as an adult. Zane often tries to teach him healthier methods of dealing with it.
He never got to indulge in silly kid things due to his training and him being obsessed with becoming the green ninja. Lloyd probably showed him a Fritz Donnengan comic, and he probably started secretly collecting the mini figures/comics
Huzzah thats all ive got for now
I hope u enjoy
I might have more for my tlnm au or the redeemed au if you'd like to know lol
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galaxysodapopdraws · 8 months
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Another reference sheet! This time of everyone’s favorite pal Silver! Now catch these mini notes chucklenuts:
Silver is very fluffy if you couldn’t tell. He hates the heat so much he needs to cool off a lot. And you’d think that he’d be used to the heat considering he’s from a fiery he’ll dimension. But turns out sometimes he’ll reall does freeze over and he stayed in some of the deadly icy parts when he was little. Nowadays he tries to keep cool as much as he can. Thankfully he’s got friends to keep an eye on him.
Silver has a job! A delivery boy that’s based off of that one sonic jp official art where he’s delivering packages using his telekinesis. He only got the job because Chuck managed to convince someone to trust silver enough to let them work. That someone would be my ocs Skipper and Tank, but they won’t show up in my au as main characters you could see them every now and then. They mostly just see silver as an employer and a good friend :]
He has a very sensitive tongue, not liking spicy or sour things at all. He’s more of an umami kind of hedgehog I guess. That also includes mints that taste to sharp sorry tails and things that are to sweet like super sugary fun dips.
Though they’re nonbinary the do mostly use a mix of male/nb pronouns. Silver honestly doesn’t mind what you call him as long as it’s not insulting to him.
That’s all for now! I just started school so I’m a bit busy right now. But hopefully more comic pages and art will be up soon!
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bruce and vance hcs
- vance has cuteness aggression
- vance has an oral fixation/stim where he feels the need to bite things. he’s always chewing on plastic spoons and forks. especially plastic straws
- when vance’s overwhelmed with emotion he needs to bite. when he’s so overwhelmed with bruce and his feelings of love he bites him from
- bruce has bite marks on his arms from vance and his cuteness aggression
- bruce is very sweet but people do annoy him. he has his own personal “burn book” where he lets out the rudest remarks in japanese
- vance has two moms, rose and jane. people often say rude things to him about it, that’s why he gets into so many fights
- bruce is the captain of the debate club. his ability to  persuade others and have them agree with him helps tremendously in his debates
- bruce is taller than vance. vance the epitome of a short, angry person
- bruce’s litte sister, amy, braids vance’s hair whenever she can
- vance is relatively calm but gets annoyed easily. little things set him off. he likes to say he got his firey personality from his mom, rose
- bruce spends his weekends gardening. he has a small flower patch and some fruit trees growing in. he gardens in the free time between school and baseball
- vance loves to bake. whenever he is stressed or bored he bakes. he’s made pies, cookies, cakes, custards, pastries, you name it. it’s also his bonding time with his moms. they all enjoy time in the kitchen
- bruce likes to draw. he spends his time reading comics and copying the art styles, making his own comics for fun
- bruce absolutely loves baseball. he thinks about going pro once he’s older but is doubting it
- bruce is double jointed and it freaks vance out. he can pop his joints out of place and vance screams every time
- vance’s pinball score is one of the things he’s most proud of. it took a wallet of coins to achieve and total concentration. he dragged bruce out early the next morning to show him his score
- bruce fell first but vance fell harder
- bruce plays with vance’s hair to help him relax. he could spend hours like that, totally calm while under bruce’s attention
- vance is like a cat, claws always out for those he hates but comfortable with those he loves.
- vance is a brat and complains when stuff doesn’t go his way. he’s a spoiled only child. he’s always being annoying and bruce constantly tells him to stop being so whiny, that results in vance biting him
- bruce talks shit with amy while she gives him gossip about the lower classmen. it’s their sibling bonding time
- bruce helps patch up vance after his fights, though he prefers to do it alone
- bruce has a baseball collection filled with some of the most impressive signatures. he’s incredibly proud of it
- rose and jane do their best to teach vance to be a respectable boy. vance just happens to get annoyed easily and has a problem with authority
- vance looks eerily similar to both of his moms, it confuses people
- bruce tried to teach vance how to hit a baseball. the day ended with vance breaking the bat and chasing him with it
- bruce loves mint n chip ice cream. he will defend it until his final breath
- they spend their time at the baseball field or with the pinball machine. bruce teaches vance little things about baseball while vance teaches bruce his tricks in pinball
- bruce sleeps over vance’s a lot. he considers rose and jane to be his second parents.
- bruce once compared vance to an entitled house cat. vance pouted and snapped at people the rest of the day
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Why Am I Like This?
Mikey gets really bored one day and decides to play with Raph's shiny new toy, despite being told several times not to, and breaks it.
Raph does not take this well.
Ao3 Link
Mikey was bored.
And not just regular, every day bored, nonono. This boredom was the mind-numbing and annoying type– the type that left you paralyzed and unable to think of anything to do, but Mikey had to do something.
He could practice with his nunchucks, but ever since he was downgraded to foam instead of wood, it just felt like a joke. Sure, he liked whirling it around, but Master Splinter always said this was supposed to be for self-defense, not fun, so playing around was strictly forbidden.
He could just reread his comics again, but while Splinter had gone for a scavenge recently, he didn’t bring Mikey anything of interest, other than those finger skateboard things. He’d already played with that thing to death, so that was also a total “no-go”.
Now, he could try and hang out with Leo or Raph or Donnie, but Donnie was busy trying to find a way to recharge lightbulbs, Leo was watching the second season of Space Heroes for the bajillionth time, and Raph was doing one-on-one practice with Splinter, so that wasn’t happening.
Mikey groaned, flopping his head into his pillow for the billionth time. “If only Leo liked a different, cooler show,” he sighed dramatically, before sitting up.
On the topic of “different” and “cooler”, Raph had been given a super special super cool still-in-box action figure of Aspara-Gus from Fantastic Four Food Groups. Mikey would’ve totally claimed it for himself, but he hadn’t heard Splinter call for him until Leo knocked on his door. From what the box claimed, it was supposed to light up and say up to six catchphrases! Mikey had been sooooo jealous, but Raph said he couldn’t play with it.
Wait– no. What he specifically said was, “Mikey, if you touch my Aspara-Gus, I’ll turn you into a pulp.” Classic Raph.
But– like… it wasn’t like he’d know. He was busy training with Master Splinter! Plus, he heard Raph open it up earlier, so it was practically begging to be played with!
Mikey grinned, hopping off his bed and bolting to Raph’s room, before opening his door all ninja-like and finding the bright green action figure sitting right on his bed next to a broken red car toy that was missing two doors.
Mikey practically had stars in his eyes as he admired the nearly mint condition of the doll, with its see-through green sparkly plastic and smooth edges. He giggled with excitement before pressing the little green button on its side.
“Eat your vegetables, kids!”
Mikey’s face felt flat and he tried again.
“You’re no match for the power of vitamin K!”
“Man, why does Raph even like that stupid comic,” Mikey muttered and gave it one last try.
“It’s Aspara-Gus to the res–” the phrase was cut off by a sudden, ear-piercing shriek.
“ACK!” Mikey immediately covered his ears, before getting the idea to try and smother it with Raph’s pillow. That it didn’t work well enough, the sound still splitting his skull. Out of desperation and panic, he sat on top of the pillow, which finally muted it enough so the pain stopped.
“Whew, that’s a relief,” Mikey wiped off non-existent sweat from his forehead. The ten-year-old continued sitting on the pillow until the faint ringing finally stopped, and he got off, picking up the figure again and–
Uh oh.
Apparently, sitting on pillows over action figures could cause their arms to break off. Who knew?
“Well… at least the toy was busted anyway…?” Mikey laughed nervously. He knew that totally wasn't gonna be good enough for Raph, though, and he'd totally flip when he found out.
“Okay, well– maybe I can fix it! Yeah! I just gotta pop that bad boy back on; it’ll be good as new,” Mikey picked up the action figure and arm and tried reconnecting the broken pieces, but alas, it wasn’t a simple “pop off”. Instead, the hinge had cracked into two and without both pieces being together and stable, there was no point attempting to reattach it.
Shin splints, he was totally screwed.
“Yeah, yeah, be right there, Leo,” Mikey heard Raph call from not too far, causing him to panic and hide the evidence under his brother’s pillow before booking into his room where he caught his breath. Once that was all in control, he put on his coolest, most calm-est and collected-est face he could manage and walked super, duper casually to the pit and sat next to Leo, catching only a casual and cool glance at Raph.
“Oh hey, Mikey! Whatcha been up to,” His eldest brother smiled.
“Ohhh, you knowww,” Mikey tried to wave him off, fidgeting with his knee pads anxiously.
“Oh, well, I was just waiting for Raph to start the new episode of Space Heroes, since it's his favorite and all,” Leo gave him a weird glance before turning back to the TV. “It’s the one where the Dr. Mindstrong goes back to his home planet and meets up with his–”
Leo rambled on for a little bit, which Mikey usually liked listening to, but right now he was way too on edge. He just kept glancing back to the hallway to their bedrooms and waiting for his inevitable doom.
“–smiles! He actually does! But Raph just likes it for the fight scene at the end, I dunno. What do you think?” Leo asked Mikey, who quickly tried to act like he had been paying attention.
“My favorite episode is still the one where the dude grows a beard and the vampires,” Mikey decided to say.
Leo laughed. “That’s my favorite too.”
“What can I say? I have imbeccable taste,” Mikey grinned nice and wide.
“It’s impeccable, Mikey,” Leo laughed more, which Mikey joined in to cover the fact he said that by mistake.
However, the laughter couldn’t last long, as there was a ground-shaking slam and angry stomping into the living-area as Raphael–
Oh frick–
“MIKEY!!!” Raph shouted, face almost as red as his mask.
“Eep! Save me, Leo!” Mikey jumped and ducked behind his eldest brother.
“Wha–? Raph, what did Mikey do?” Leo looked around all confused.
“Oh, I’ll tell you what the little punk did,” Raph growled, only getting closer and closer. “He broke my brand new Aspara-Gus!!!”
Leo gasped, turning to his brother. “You– you didn’t actually…?”
“I-it was an accident, I swear! I-I was just–” Mikey tried to defend himself, but didn’t get a chance as Raph practically tackled him and the two started wrestling.
“It was brand new, Mikey! Right outta the box and I told you–I told you you weren’t allowed to touch it!” Raph shouted at him, despite being inches away.
“It was already broken, man! I-It made a high-pitched screechy noise– I was trying to fix it!” Mikey pleaded tearfully, trying to kick his brother off of him, landing a hit right in the plastron that winded him.
Mikey would’ve scuttled away, but Raph managed to grip his arm tight and twisted it until Mikey was on his knees begging for him to stop.
“I always tell you not to touch my stuff! And you always do! Are you deaf or just a stupid, dumb little idiot?!” Raph growled and twisted tighter.
“I’m sorry, okay?! I-I didn’t mean to–! I just–”
“GOD– you just always do this! You’re just– you’re just so stupid and annoying and useless– why do we even keep you around when all you do is break our stuff–”
“Yame!” the commanding voice of Master Splinter rang from the dojo, and Raph instantly let go of Mikey’s arm, though kicked his shell and he fell completely to the ground. “What is the meaning of this?!”
“Mikey broke the brand new Aspara-Gus action figure you got me! And I specifically told ‘im he couldn’t play with it!” Raph accused.
“Michelangelo, is this true?” Splinter looked at him, eyebrows all down and serious like.
“I-I– I didn't mean to–”
“He never listens to me or anyone, Master Splinter! I told him not to! He's such a screw-up!” Raph interrupted him.
“Raphael– a word,” Splinter narrowed his eyes on his elder brother.
“What?! Me?! But it was Mikey wh–!”
“No ‘but's. Now.” He ordered, and Raph stormed angrily back into the dojo.
However, Splinter wasn’t finished, and gave Mikey a look too.
“We will talk later, Michelangelo,” He sighed heavily and followed the steps of his furious child.
Mikey knew he was already crying, but he wanted to cry even more now.
“Mikey… why did you break his Aspara-Gus?” Leo asked.
“I didn't mean to! I-I don't wanna be a screw-up! I-I don't wanna be me!” Mikey shouted.
Leo winced. “Mikey, you aren't a screw-up.”
“Yeah, you just don't know how to listen,” Donnie piped up near his “lab”.
“Donnie,” Leo whisper-yelled and gave the purple turtle a look.
“What?! I'm just trying to–”
“Yeah, well, just let me–”
“You're always the one to–”
“Well, maybe if you were actually ni–”
Mikey couldn't stand all this fighting. He needed to get out here– and not to his room; Splinter or Leo would find him there, and they'd tell him he messed up, and blah blah blah he was a big stupid screw up– which he already knew! He just– he didn't need to hear it. He didn't need any of this–
If he wanted to get away unnoticed, he needed to go now.
Mikey glanced around, seeing Leo and Donnie still arguing, and no sign of Raph and Splinter leaving the dojo any time soon. And so, using all the super quiet super ninja skills he knew, he made his way to the water and lowered himself down until he was completely and silently submerged. Calmly and carefully, Mikey fought the urge to cry even underwater, and swam far, far, far, far away.
So far away, in fact, that when Mikey finally emerged for air, he realized he didn't have a clue where he was.
“This is fine, this is a-okay,” Mikey told himself, finally pulling himself out of the water and onto the cold concrete path. He rolled onto his shell, exhaustion suddenly hitting him all at once.
“This… This is super fine. I wanted air, and now I’m getting it,” He sniffled a little, a dull pain in his chest growing sharper.
Raph thinks he’s useless. And annoying. And a screw-up.
Mikey doesn’t mean to. He loves his brothers and dad! He doesn’t mean to always be so distracted or impulsive or whatever. He swore he tried. He tried so, so, so hard to be good.
But he wasn’t. Again, and again, and again, Mikey wasn’t good. He broke things. He went too far. He didn’t pay attention. He didn’t listen.
His brothers could do all those with ease, even Raph. That had to mean something, right?
Of course it did. It meant Michelangelo was bad. He wasn’t really trying his best to be good because if he were, then he’d be good already. It wasn’t hard for his brothers, but it was hard for Mikey because Mikey was bad.
The tears were quick to return as Mikey picked himself up and started walking further into unknown parts of the sewers. He didn’t care if he was getting lost, he deserved it. He was a bad kid, just like Raph said, and they’d be better off without him.
They’d be better off without him.
.o0o.
Raph was angry.
He sat on his knees in the dojo, filled with rage, hot and heavy in his face and chest. It made his breathing heavy and fists curl in his lap as his head just swirled and swirled and swirled until–
“Raphael. I understand Michelangelo made you very upset by breaking your toy, and I’m very sorry that happened, but calling your brother a ‘screw-up’ will not go back and fix things,” Splinter said as he kneeled right in front of him.
Raph’s fists tightened. “I-I– it was brand new, Master Splinter– We never get new things a-and I just– I was so excited,” he confessed, his voice wavering.
Splinter smiled sadly. “I know, my son, I know. I am sorry I cannot provide such things more often, and I’m sorry Michelangelo broke it. I’m sure he feels absolutely terrible about it.”
A lump formed in Raph’s throat as he kept his eyes low and focused on his father’s knees. “But– he just– he doesn’t stop, a-and– and it just– it makes me so mad…”
Splinter nodded slowly. “Your anger is understandable, my son. Nobody likes to have their things destroyed, but that is not an excuse to make your brother feel worthless.”
Raph sniffled. “I– I didn’t… I didn’t actually mean to– I just– I get so mad,” he whispered, tears beginning to stream down his face right before he felt Master Splinter take him into his arms and hold him close.
“I know you are not a mean boy, Raphael. You have a very good heart that gets blinded by very strong and powerful emotions,” Splinter assured, wiping some of his tears away.
“I just– I-I can’t fight it– it’s like I can’t stop myself, I just– I want to hurt him, I want to hurt him so bad,” Raph wept into his father’s sleeve.
“But you don’t now, do you?” Splinter asked.
Raph shook his head. “I don’ wan’ him to hate me…”
His father laughed a little. “Michelangelo doesn’t hate you– I don't even believe he can. You know, you two have much more in common than you think.”
“But I can hate him. I-I can hate him a lot– does that make me bad?” Raph sniffled again.
“You don’t actually hate him, Raphael. If you did, you would not feel remorse for your actions,” His father assured, rubbing soothing circles on Raph’s shell.
Raph didn’t know what to say, looking back at the ground and resting his head on his father’s shoulder.
“Anger is an emotion that occurs in all living creatures, even myself. You are not wrong for feeling upset that something precious to you was harmed, but there are more productive ways to problem-solve than breaking your brother’s arm,” Splinter chuckled a little.
“... Like what?” Raph ventured to ask.
“Well… there is always breathing and meditation–”
“But it’s so boringgggg,” Raph interrupted.
Splinter laughed. “I know it is hard, but allowing yourself to feel and understand your emotions can help you rid yourself of all this confusion in your young mind,” he stroked the top of Raph’s head for emphasis.
“I-I guess…” Raph looked at his hands.
“Or perhaps you can try going to your room to separate yourself from the situation until you feel more in control of yourself. You could do things like draw or read comics or even scream into a pillow until you feel all better,” Splinter then suggested, which didn’t sound too bad, all things considered.
“I guess I can try that,” Raph shrugged a little, smiling a little when he heard his dad sigh a bit in relief.
“You are a good son, Raphael...”
“Thank you, Master Splinter,” Raph said, still not quite looking at him.
“... Which is why I know that you’ll apologize to Michelangelo as soon as possible, no?” Splinter asked, and Raph tensed a bit.
“I– yeah… I should…” he bit his lip and Splinter hugged him a little tighter before setting him down.
“Good,” He smiled at Raph softly, which Raph managed to return before they both stood and went to the dojo doors, where Splinter opened to find Leo and Donnie arguing about something by themselves.
“Leonardo, Donatello– where is Michelangelo?” Splinter looked left and right as he stepped out in the living space.
Leo stopped arguing and looked around. “I– wasn’t he right here?” he asked Donnie.
“I thought so?” His purple brother shrugged.
The confusion made a knot tie in Raph’s stomach, especially when he saw how it made Splinter’s eyebrows grow close and wrinkly before he shook his head.
“Perhaps he has just gone to rest in his room. I’ll go check on him,” Splinter patted Raph’s head before speed walking to the bedrooms.
Raph could feel his brother’s eyes, the second Splinter was gone, which only made the knot tighten. “You got a problem?”
Donnie backed up. “Me? No. We just– umm…”
Leo wasn’t as much of a scaredy-cat, though, looking at Raph and asking, “Are you okay?”
Raph rolled his eyes. “M’fine, it was just a stupid toy.”
“Of your favorite comic book character,” Donnie pointed out.
“Yeah…” Raph kicked the ground a bit. “But I– I went too far, like always…”
Leo smiled a little. “I’m sure Mikey’ll forgive you.”
Raph stayed quiet.
Splinter came back in not too long, looking around frantically as his eyebrows just got more and more scrunched together with worry.
“Master Splinter?” Leo spoke up. “What’s wrong?”
“I–” Their father stopped himself, taking a deep breath. “Is there anywhere around the lair your brother could possibly be hiding?”
Leo, Donnie and Raph all looked at each other nervously.
Donnie was the first to suggest, “Maybe he’s in the bathroom?”
Splinter shook his head. “I’ve already checked there. Anywhere else?”
Leo bit his cheek. “Maybe under his bed?”
Their father shook his head again.
Donnie suddenly snapped his fingers. “He likes hiding in the kitchen cupboards sometimes!”
Splinter sighed heavily. “I’m afraid I have already checked there as well.”
The knot in Raph’s stomach tightened. “S-so he’s…?”
“I will go out to find him. You three stay here. I will be back soon,” Splinter decided, finally stepping down into the pit, where they hugged him tight.
“Is Mikey gonna be okay, Master Splinter?” Leo asked.
“Of course, my son,” Splinter assured, patting the eldest brother’s head, but Raph could tell he was lying by the tension in his hands.
The hug broke, and the turtles watched as Splinter went to the turnstiles, but stopped right before he would’ve disappeared into the endless tunnel systems.
“I will be back soon, my sons, do not worry. Stay safe,” He smiled at each of them (especially Raph) before he turned and disappeared into the darkness.
Leo and Donnie both hesitated, but sat back on the couch, meanwhile Raph couldn’t help but pace around the pit.
“Why would Mikey just run off like that? He’s never done that before,” Leo looked at Donnie.
“I don’t know, it’s really not like him. He's always been so afraid of the outside, it doesn't make sense,” Donnie shrugged, but Raph just rolled his eyes.
“You two have got to stop pretending this isn’t allmy fault,” He snipped, and both brother’s eyes turned to him.
Leo stood. “Raph–”
“Stop!!!” Raph shouted. “I hurt him! Because of a stupid toy! And called him useless and a screw-up a-and–” Raph internally cursed himself as he felt tears start to form in the corners of his eyes once more.
“Splinter will find him, Raph. It’ll be okay,” Leo smiled and tried placing a hand on his shoulder, but Raph brushed it off.
“I'm gonna go look for ‘im,” He announced, making his way to the water entrance.
“Raaaaaaph, Master Splinter said we need to stay here,” Donnie whined, looking around nervously.
Raph huffed and rolled his eyes. “Think of it this way: Master Splinter is going north, and I'm going south. One of us'll find him eventually.”
“You're leaving out east and west,” Donnie looked unconvinced.
“Whatever. If you two wanna do that, be my guest. I'm going out,” Raph went to jump, but Leo suddenly grabbed his arm.
“Raph, Splinter doesn't need us running away right now,” Leo pleaded, and Raph snagged his arm away.
“Stay here then, for all I care. We'll see who really finds Mikey,” He glared before diving in and swimming away.
.o0o.
Mikey was cold.
Of course, he usually was after swimming around and stuff, but there were also a lot more grates outside the lair than inside.
He wished he could reach them. That he could stick his fingers through and feel the fresh night– or catch a cigarette butt, more likely.
Then again, who needed to reach for cigarette butts when they could just fall on your head?
Mikey had dusted off five butts before he just decided to keep moving past the grates.
Probably the smartest thing he did all day.
Mikey sighed and hugged his arms. He had no idea where he was anymore, and there was still a voice in his head telling how stupid he was for getting himself lost, but he was just so tired of it. He already knew he was an idiot, no need for reminders.
Besides, it was his goal, right? He wanted to run away so he'd stop ruining everything for his brothers and Splinter.
He was a screw-up. This plan probably wouldn't work, and he'd get his dad worried to death about him because he was a stupid crybaby.
… He wished he could go back. He didn't actually want to run away. He missed his brothers– he missed his Papa– he was so, so cold.
The answer for the chilly temperature suddenly appeared when after Mikey rounded a corner, he saw a massive stormwater outlet that–
Woah…
A bitter, cold breeze stung through, but Mikey didn't care, approaching the view of the sparkling lights of the city off of… a river? The ocean? Whatever it was, it was a lot of water and Mikey was mesmerized. Trees were also visible, though most were missing their leaves since it was late November. Mikey didn't mind that, though, as it was still one of the prettiest things he had ever seen.
He didn't deserve such a pretty thing. He'd probably ruin it somehow. Maybe he'd blurt something out, and it would make all the animals scared or angry, and then they'd try to attack him. Or maybe a human would find him, and then he'd get experimented on, like in alien comics.
Mikey's head ached, and so despite his want to leave, he decided to sit there and rest awhile.
He got roughly five seconds of peace before his stomach growled painfully.
“Man, all that swimming really got me hungry, eh?” He joked to no one, hoping it would make it hurt less.
It didn't.
The ten-year-old closed his eyes, trying not to imagine how worried Splinter would be and the lecture he’d get for being all stupid and impulsive despite being told many, many times to just use his stupid head.
Another gust of cold wind blew by, causing Mikey to shudder. He wished he had a blanket or something with him, but then again it would’ve gotten totally soaked, and he would’ve ruined a perfectly nice blanket that Master Splinter worked so hard to get for them.
He would do just about anything in the world to swap brains with Donnie, or Leo, or even Raph.
His brothers were the coolest people in the world, even if they could be a bit mean. Leo was so nice and always picked up any moves Splinter taught the fastest. Donnie was super good at math and stuff and was always working on super sciencey stuff that had Mikey convinced he should win an award or something. And sure, Raph had his anger issues, but he could fight the best out of all four of them, and Mikey wished he could be half as cool as him.
But he wasn’t. He was just stupid, annoying, useless, little screw-up Mikey who couldn’t listen or sit still or focus or remember anything.
… He wasn’t surprised when he noticed himself crying.
He opened his eyes again, surprised to find a beetle crawling up one of the pipes of the outlet.
“Hi, Mr. Beetle. I’m Michelangelo,” he joked, holding out a finger that the bug didn’t climb onto.
“Ah, you don’t wanna be my friend? It’s okay, I wouldn’t be my friend either,” He smiled as he felt tears start to rush.
“S-see– I’m a big jerk. I break my brother’s toys, a-and I don’t sit still or stop makin’ annoying noises, even when they ask all nicely,” the ten-year-old wiped his eyes and sniffled. “Master Splinter says it isn’t my fault– b-but I know he’s just being nice. Raph’s right, I’m just a big screw-up and a jerk, too.”
The beetle twitched its wings a little, making Mikey laugh a little again.
“I’m probably annoying you right now, too. I bet you got a family nearby, and I’m keeping you away from ‘em. M’sorry, Mr. Beetle,” Mikey’s lower lip trembled as his stomach rumbled yet again.
“Say, you– uh… wouldn’t have some food on you, would you?” he joked, but the beetle flew away, causing the boy to break into sobs.
“M’so sorry, Raph,” he whispered to himself, hugging his knees to his chest. “I don’t mean to be bad. I just can’t stop. I know I’m a failure, I just– I wanna be good so bad, but I can’t, I just can’t.”
He let himself break into sobs as more wind rushed by, causing Mikey to instinctively curl tighter as he felt himself start to shut down into sleep– which was weird because it wouldn’t be bedtime for three more hours.
Maybe it was just all the crying like a baby he was doing. He was weak like that.
“M’sorry I don’t listen, Papa– I really wanted to, b-but I can’t– I’m not good like them. I know you tried– m’so, so sorry,” He sobbed further, fully leaning into the circle so he faced the bars.
The sky looked so pretty as snowflakes began to fall, making Mikey feel like he was almost in a snow globe.
Mikey took a long breath, feeling sleep slowly but surely overcome him as all he could focus on was the glittering skylights, his hunger, and how he already missed his family more than anything.
“I’ll go back soon, I just gotta–” Mikey yawned– “take a little nap first…”
Mikey yawned, curling tighter as with this rush of air he fell into a deep, deep, deep sleep.
.o0o.
Raph was getting nervous.
Looking for Mikey was harder than he had expected, but his guilt kept him moving on despite the ever-growing feeling he was starting to get lost…
“You owe Mikey to find him, Raph. Just keep moving,” He told himself just as bits and pieces of a sandwich that had been dropped fell on his head.
“Man, I hate being in the sewers alone,” Raph muttered, wiping the mayo-soaked lettuce bits and a tomato off his head while also avoiding stepping on a broken phone and what looked like a (thankfully) squashed cockroach. Of course, this was entirely his own fault, but this was a good thing; he was taking responsibility for his actions, just like Master Splinter always told him he should. And he was!
Sure, it was also against Splinter’s direct instructions not to leave their lair, but it was also following his instructions to apologize to Mikey as soon as possible! Yes, yes, truly the most flawless logic turtle-kind had ever known.
Raph was just glad Donnie wasn’t here to rub that in.
The boy walked for what felt like forever, when he noticed a sudden temperature drop that had him shuddering and rubbing his arms.
“Jeez– someone got an evil snow cone machine going wild?” He grumbled, referencing one of his comics.
As he got closer, he realized he could hear wind blowing fiercely from what had to be more than just the regular sewer grate. As he turned the corner, he could see that yep, it was a stormwater outlet and–
“MIKEY-!” Raph cried, rushing to his brother’s side, startled to find him asleep.
“Mikey?! Mikey, wake up! What’s wrong with you?” Raph asked, panicking more and more by the second.
“Ughhh… Raph?” Mikey mumbled, barely cracking an eye open.
“Why are you so tired? You hate bedtime!” Raph pointed out, before shaking his head. “Sorry, I’m not– Look, I came here to say–”
“M’tired… talk soon,” Mikey clicked his tongue weakly before his eyes closed again.
“What?! Mikey, you jerk wad! I was apologizing!” Raph growled and shook his brother, but it did nothing to wake him.
Alarms triggered in his head as he tried shaking his brother again, but nothing happened.
“M-Mikey…? Mikey, you’re okay, right?” Raph looked around for any signs of danger or trouble, but couldn’t find anything other than the picturesque night sky and snowfall.
“Woah…” Raph momentarily forgot his panic to admire it, since Master Splinter not only said they were super banned from going outside, but they were double banned from snow because they could accidentally trigger hibern–
Oh no.
“Shoot– Mikey! You know we’re not allowed to–” Raph kicked himself mentally as he realized he was already falling through on his promise. “Look– you’re gonna be okay, okay, Mikey? I just gotta– um…” Raph looked around for anything that would be remotely warm but was just met with moss covered walls, and was it just him or were there suddenly a lot more bugs around here than there were before?
However, he figured just getting his brother away from the drain would get him warmer, and so stood up and tried slinking Mikey on his back as much as possible.
“It’s okay Mikey, I’ll get you back safe and warm in the lair, I promise,” Raph bit his cheek as he struggled readjusting his brother on his shell before starting to walk off.
It certainly wasn’t easy though. While Raph was older and a little bigger, it wasn't enough to make this a breeze. Plus, Mikey wasn’t even trying to support himself since he was all tired and stuff. To make up for it, Raph had to take big, long steps that didn’t always mesh well with the algae, garbage and bug-covered sewers.
However, he promptly halted when he finally reached the remnants of that sandwich that got dropped on his head, which now had a humongous pile of cockroaches on it.
“Gross gross gross gross–” Raph gagged, taking a frantic step back and almost dropping Mikey in the process. He looked around nervously to see if there was some other way he could get to the lair, but that rapidly proved itself to be a waste, as more and more disgusting pests were gathering by the second, and no amount of will power summoned an alternate path.
“M-Master Splinter? Can you hear me?” Raph called, desperate to get out of here already.
He looked at the bugs again and took another instinctive step back. “D-Dad, I really, really hate bugs, I don’t wanna do this,” he felt tears threaten to fall, which just made him more angry at himself. He was trying to save Mikey from accidentally falling asleep for the next three months, he did not need to be acting like a baby!
“Okay, Raph, y-you got this– you can save Mikey, I believe in you,” He told himself, taking a careful and calculated step forward, and a wave of nausea hit that made him want to turn and puke.
But he couldn't! He was a turtle on a mission here! He couldn’t get sick on Mikey now– especially because the drain wasn't too far and that grate was channeling pretty strong winds– If Raph stayed for too long then he’d get all sleepy too and Master Splinter would be double disappointed.
“Alright, guess I’ll just…” Raph mentally prepared himself, stepping one foot at a time at a very slow pace– until the fourth step, where he definitely stepped on a bug, and he completely froze. His instincts were completely useless as he felt two more try to crawl on his leg, causing him to instantly book it as fast as he could.
“Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew–” He kept whispering to himself before he suddenly slipped on the mossy floor and he and Mikey fell into the sewer water.
He completely lost all contact with his brother as he fumbled around in the current, and it took a solid minute before he could get his head clear and broke for the surface.
“MIKEY!” He called, looking around for his brother, but not finding him.
He dove back underwater with urgency and found his little brother beginning to sink. With a grunt of determination, Raph swam with all his might to grab his arms and drag his still cold body to the surface.
“R-Raph?” Mikey croaked between coughs.
“MIKEY!” Raph hugged his brother tight. “Mikey, it’s okay! We’ll be back home soon, I promise,” he assured, and Mikey chuckled weakly.
“You really do care, you big sap,” His little brother smiled weakly.
“Shut up or I'll let you drown,” Raph tried acting tough again, but Mikey's exhaustion made him hard to threaten. “Whatever. Just wrap your arms around my neck, I’ll swim us both home,” Raph grunted, and Mikey thankfully did as he was told.
It took a frustratingly long time to get back to the lair– so long that Mikey had already fallen back asleep by the time Raph recognized his surroundings. It made him nervous, but Raph wasn't going to crack now that he was so close.
“Alright, Mikey, just under here real quick,” Raph glanced at the wall that mostly separated their lair from the sewer system before dunking his brother under and quickly pulling him up on the other side with minimal bonking.
“We made it, Mikey! C’mon– we gotta tell Leo and Donnie so we can–” Raph looked up and found Splinter standing right at the edge of the pool, with Leo and Donnie standing nervously behind him.
“H-hi dad,” Raph looked down at his murky reflection.
“Raphael, I specifically told you–” Splinter was about to reprimand, but his eyes landed on Mikey and worry immediately overrode his anger.
“Bring him over,” Splinter ordered Raph, and of course he obeyed. He watched as Splinter took his youngest brother in his arms and set him down on the couch, placing an ear on his chest.
“His heart is slow. Raphael, what happened? Was there a fight? Was he injured at all?” His father asked. Raph shook his head, getting out of the water and joining Leo and Donnie as spectators.
Splinter frowned, placing a hand on Mikey’s forehead and flinching. “Donatello, warm up a heat pack from your lab.”
“Hai, sensei,” Donnie said, and he was gone in a flash.
Leo looked at Donnie for only a moment before his eyes went right back to Mikey. “Is he gonna be okay, dad?”
Splinter nodded slowly. “He should be okay, he’s just a little cold, is all.”
“Oh! I can get him his blanket!” Leo immediately offered.
“Good idea, Leonardo,” Splinter approved, and before he knew it, Leo was gone too, leaving Raph alone with his dad.
Raph’s heart was pounding in his chest, as he was pretty sure Splinter knew just as well as he did this was all his fault, and he wondered what kind of grounding he’d get this time.
His anxiety certainly wasn’t helped when Splinter suddenly asked, “How did this happen, Raphael?”
Raph gulped. “I found ‘im by a stormwater drain, asleep. I think he was watching the snow or something and just kinda passed out, so...”
“I see,” his father replied, stroking Mikey’s head and taking off his soaked orange mask. “I should have known he would have gone to the water; he’s always been so afraid of subway cars,” he laughed a little sadly.
“It’s not your fault, dad, it’s–” Raph frowned as Leo ran in with the blanket.
“Found it, Master Splinter!” Leo called before handing it to their father all nice and folded.
“Thank you, Leonardo,” Splinter nodded in approval before unfolding it and draping it on the still-napping Mikey.
“Is there anything else I can do?” Leo asked in that eager way he always did.
“No, we do not want to overwhelm him or his body. We just want enough to wake him up at his own pace,” Splinter explained, and Leo nodded, taking a step back to join Raph.
A moment after that, Donnie emerged too with the practically steaming bag of dry rice, which Splinter thanked him too before placing it on his forehead.
“There. That should do it for now,” Splinter nodded to himself, stroking Mikey’s left arm a bit before finally allowing himself to sit on the couch next to him.
Nobody said anything for a while, most everyone’s eyes focused on Mikey except Raph, who kept watching his father. He was waiting to receive his scolding for running away and almost getting Mikey knocked out for months. However, the more he stared, the more it seemed like it wasn't going to happen, and after a couple minutes, Raph couldn’t take it anymore.
“Master Splinter, I’m real sorry I ran away, but I knew it was all my fault– I mean, you know how much I hurt him and his arm– so it was totally my fault! I had to make it right, and I knew that if I didn’t find him, you would, so I figured it really wouldn’t hurt! Plus, you told me I needed to apologize to him as soon as possible, so technically I wasn’t really disobeying you– but I know I really was, and–”
“Raphael,” Splinter cut off his rambles with a soft look. “I am not mad at you. If anything, I am relieved you found him because if it were not for you, I do not think his condition would be fixed so easily.”
“You don’t… know that, though,” Raph kicked the ground.
Donnie raised an eyebrow. “Of course he knows that. Hibernation takes several hours to fully take hold in a turtle, and if Master Splinter had spent all night looking for Mikey he would have certainly been too late and Mikey would spend the next several months practically asleep.”
“Donnie!” Leo punched his arm.
“What? It’s just science!” Donnie defended his rather blunt word choice.
“It’s alright, Leonardo, Donatello is correct,” Their father assured, looking again at Raph. “What you did was very risky, and not something I want to become a habit… but you did very well, Raphael.”
“Not really, Master Splinter. When we ran into a ton of cockroaches, I totally freaked out and dropped Mikey into the water,” Raph confessed and Donnie laughed a little, getting him a quick glare that shut him right up.
“Ahh, but don’t you see? When faced between your fears or bringing your brother to safety, you chose very bravely,” Splinter placed a hand on Raph’s shoulder.
“Thank you, sensei,” Raph bowed and Splinter chuckled and stroked the top of his head a little.
Right then there was a little cough, followed by a groan, followed by a– “Raph? Papa? What’s goin’ on?” from Mikey.
“You are back home, my son,” Splinter quickly turned his attention to his youngest, holding his hand. “How are you feeling?”
“Tired n’ warm,” Mikey yawned.
Splinter smiled a little. “Of course. It is rather late, after all, so the four of you should go to bed.”
“Aww man, but I just slept a bunch,” Mikey whined.
“You need to gather your strength, my son. Do not worry, I will carry you to bed this one time,” Splinter teased Mikey a little since he was always asking to be carried. It seemed to work since Mikey immediately stopped protesting, and he was whisked away.
“You had Master Splinter really worried, you know,” Leo spoke up.
Raph rolled his eyes. “You heard him, I did something right for once.”
“You know what I mean, Raph. If you wanted to find him yourself, you should’ve at least tried to tell him before you left,” Leo crossed his arms.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever. If you ever get lost in the sewers, I won’t come looking for you,” Raph pushed Leo away and headed to his room, hearing Leo sigh dramatically and choosing to ignore it as the door slammed closed behind him.
His broken action figure was still on his bed, but instead of angering Raph, it just made him feel… disappointed. Sure, it was partly due to the fact he had been so excited about it just earlier today, but now it was more like he was disappointed how angry he’d gotten. It was just some cheap plastic with a broken voice box, after all. It wasn’t worth making Mikey run away and almost freeze himself into hibernation.
Besides, he’d definitely still play with it. Sure, he would now be missing an arm, but most everyone’s toys were broken in some capacity, so maybe now the other toys wouldn’t get jealous. Not that toys could get jealous, but– whatever. Raph was exhausted.
And so, Raph set his newly broken Aspara-Gus up on the shelf, alongside his much older broken red car, and flopped onto his bed to try and think about sleep.
.o0o.
Mikey was as snug as a bug in a rug after his father tucked him nice and tight into his bed, making him feel like the specialist and also the stupidest kid in the whole world.
“Papa… I’m sorry I ran away. I wasn’t thinkin’, which I know I do a lot,” he looked away as Splinter checked his temperature with a thermometer.
“Don’t worry, Michelangelo, I am just grateful you are alright,” Splinter smiled kinda sadly.
“Still… I didn’t wanna scare you, I just– I always mess up, a-and I really don’t mean to! I try to stop, I really do, Papa, but I just can’t,” Mikey confessed, face red with shame.
The thermometer beeped, but Splinter didn’t even look at it before setting it aside and removing the heat pack from his forehead.
“You are a good son and brother, Michelangelo. Your weaknesses do not erasure your kind smile or your cuddly disposition or your humor. We are all very grateful you are a part of this family, and everyone– including Raphael– missed you terribly in your absence,” Splinter stroked Mikey’s cheek with his thumb.
“I know, but I still break things and don’t listen and stuff, which is still bad of me,” Mikey looked away.
“But that does not make you bad, Michelangelo,” Splinter said with certainty. “Everyone in this sewer has flaws– even myself.”
“Even you?” Mikey gawked.
Splinter chuckled and nodded. “I am not always the most rational mind and can be swift to punishment, but that does not mean I am cruel and unjust. It just means I have something to be aware of and work on.”
“Oooh… cool,” Mikey smiled a little at the thought of him and his papa having something in common.
Splinter laughed more. “It is getting late, my son. Be sure to rest up.”
The rat was going to go, but Mikey grabbed his hand. “Do you have to goooooooooo?” He asked, putting on his best puppy dog eyes.
Splinter hummed happily and kissed his son’s head. “Maybe tomorrow night. I suspect someone else will want to talk to you tonight.”
“Who?” Mikey tilted his head.
“You’ll see,” Splinter patted his shoulder before turning out his light, causing Mikey’s glow-in-the-dark stars to shine. “Sweet dreams, Michelangelo.”
“G’night Papa!” Mikey gave a wide grin before Splinter nodded and closed the door.
Man, Mikey really was tired. But also not. He certainly wasn’t as tired as he’d felt by the stormwater drain, but all that swimming and walking and being all toasty definitely was doing a number on him.
However, before he could decide if he wanted to fall asleep or not, there was a knock at his door.
“Uh… come in?” Mikey said, unsure of who it could be, and startled when he saw it was Raph.
“Hi…” His older brother looked at the ground before he stepped in and closed the door behind him.
There was an awkward moment whether neither brother really knew what to say or how to say it. Instead, they both just looked around Mikey's disaster of a room, avoiding eye contact.
After a bit of this, Raph decided to break the silence with a, “I’m sorry I made you run away, Mikey. And for calling you a screw-up, and useless, and a punk, and a stupid, dumb idiot.”
Mikey laughed a little. “It’s okay, Raph. I already know I am.”
“No! You’re not useless! I said that just because I was mad,” Raph sat on Mikey’s bed urgently. “You’re like– the funniest brother and you give good hugs, which is nice when you want ‘em. That's totally useful!”
Mikey looked away. “You don’t gotta say that to me, Raph. I know I’m the weakest and the least patient and most distracted or whatever, I just gotta deal with it.”
“You know I’d save you if you ran away again, right? And that I– I don’t mean to always hurt you, right?” Raph asked, nervously picking at his nails.
“Aww, you big softie,” Mikey teased a little, and Raph rolled his eyes.
“Yeah, yeah– I’m apologizing here, so do you wanna accept it or not?” He scoffed.
“I’m sorry I broke your toy, Raph. It started making this really loud noise and I panicked,” Mikey explained himself first.
Raph scoffed a bit. “Figures something had to be wrong with it… but still, I shouldn’t have hurt you like that.”
“I shouldn’t’ve broken your toy and run away, so I accept your apology,” Mikey gave his brother a crooked smile. “You accept mine?”
Raph laughed a little. “Yeah, you big baby,” he punched his brother’s arm a little, making Mikey laugh.
“Thanks for saving my life too, by the way. I could kinda hear you and I know it was pretty scary, so… yeah, thanks. You aren’t as angry as you think you are,” Mikey placed a hand on his brother’s shoulder.
Raph seemed a little shook by this, but he eventually just chuckled and shook his head. “Wasn’t a hard decision. Without you, this place is a total dump.”
“Still. Thanks,” Mikey tried to get through his thick skull.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” Raph tried to keep playing it off, shaking Mikey’s arm off of him. Raph started to go, but Mikey grabbed his hand on impulse.
“Uh… yeah?” Raph looked at him confused, and Mikey cursed himself a bit.
“Sorry–! I just– um…” Mikey let go and started fidgeting with his blanket. “I was just wondering if you’d wanna– you know… sleepover?”
His elder brother paused, clearly debating it, making Mikey instantly feel bad.
“You don’t have to, though! It was a stupid idea, I mean– we aren’t five anymore, so you can say n–”
“Sure, why not?” Raph shrugged all nonchalantly, and Mikey felt relief flood his body.
“Cool!” Mikey beamed, scooting aside to make room for his older brother, whom he immediately cuddled against the moment he was settled.
“Jeez, Mikey– you ever heard of personal space?” Raph quipped, but Mikey knew he didn’t mean it. If he had, he would’ve pushed him away or moved off the bed.
But nope, Raph stayed right next to Mikey for the entire night, and Mikey wouldn’t have had it any other way.
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qvrcll · 1 year
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kiri x human!girlfriend!reader. probably in a blurb or oneshot, I really don’t know how much this will take up.
where reader and kiri are secretly dating and sneak off for a cute date, with probably some kisses involved. maybe they get catch by one of kiri’s siblings (or maybe all/your choice) and they embarrass kiri in front of their sister’s girlfriend. kiri is embarrassed to say the least (her ears flop down in embarrassment) but reader is happy with getting along with her gf’s siblings and soon kiri notices that and falls in love with reader even more.
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— 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 — (𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐢 𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲) ✧
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୫ hidden relationships are hard. but it’s harder for kiri to keep away.
cw. ࿐ fem bodied + non sully + human reader
auth notes. ࿐ hey, thanks for the ask back ! i really enjoy these fluffy asks about the sully children ^^ i hope you enjoyed this as much as i enjoyed writing it ♡
warnings. ࿐ might contain spoilers !
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full of surprises, colours. freed into girlhood and love. ౨ৎ ࣪ .
kiri was a bloom of colours bursting to life right before your eyes — she was an epithet of “ooh’s” and “aah’s”, all drenched in synchronic beats of the one true mother. when you had first befriended her, you had mistaken her for reticent. shy. diffident to others. she liked to occupy her own space, neither imposing nor daunting. despite being almost as tall as her brothers, her voice was gentle, smooth and weighty. they reminded you of saturday clicks of rain descending the highest and heaviest clouds, clattering on dry mud. turning the land around. having it venerated, consecrated from the blessings of eywa.
but when you had truly unearthed the secrets of her heart when you had befriended her in that thick, lustrous forest. full of plump extraterrestrials. pumped with life throughout. the air felt alive, the ground slick with mud and rain. she had been sitting in the corner of the green fields, flicking through the mossy flowers, no doubt upset of the dirt trenching the poor petals.
you had been awkward and stiff, offering something like silent pleas of “hello? is there anyone here?” knowing damn well she could hear you in such close quarters. but she had still turned like a deer caught in headlights. she’d jumped, landed in a mossy part of the smut of the earth, bent her toes beneath the nippy slops of mud.
“what are you doing her” — she had spoken with such strength, she plants danced a second circle. they had spoken. flourished with life. you would’ve been distracted, tail whipping behind her large form thunderously.
i assume, with her trances with eywa, she’s barely conscious for a few minutes, always dwelling in and out of consciousness. trying to grasp the speech of another correctly. attempting to put up.
but she would falter. maybe stagger forward and fall onto your the top of your head. you could feel her abash, pulling herself up in strength and embarrassment. definitely tried to pick herself up with zero contact, but her hands would be all over your shoulders, hair, fingers full of it. it would be comical, her fingers stretching the sides of you as she tried to gather herself against you.
you’d be helpless. silent. stiff. a plank of wood against life. she’d eventually collect herself. and burst a vivid pink, almost staggering again. she’s not the type to flail her arms sort-of-embarrassment, more of the ‘keeping to herself, jump back and rub her arms’ embarrassed.
would be silent.
sileeeent.
but you would coax her out her shell, asking what she had been doing.
she would be doubtful but jittery, maybe slightly apprehensive as she tells you that “um… just… looking at these… oh, just come. i’ll show you.”
from then, it’s promises and the swelling share of girlhood in your heart.
she would invite you on dates — ‘friendly’ ones — to the very edge of pandora. you wouldn’t have recognised the mini undergrowth of mints and several herbs when she would point them out, on your own. it’d be anything but tedious. silent. intimate. the sanest and softest parts of her soul.
the landscape would be her, and she’d show you the deepest parts. simpers and smiles came quick, kisses quicker. it had been sunnier than usual, blades of grass within the gap in your thighs, her head resting on your right. she’d probably be messing with flowers or overgrown weeds out of pedestrian habit. it would die old. but she’d slip the silence away in a bag, telling you how “everyone makes me feel… weird. different. i mean, i know i am different. but… you make me feel somewhat guilty for liking the fact that i’m not normal”, a smile, “if that makes sense.”
and you’d pause. burst. clock the road of her words. figure the clockwork of her givings. you’d smile, she’d smile back. her fingers would interlock with yours and the air would turn into thick, sloppy breaths of marshy waters, lungs clogged and cheeks dustier. you would have leaned and softly pecked her, and she would squeal at the impact. you would pull back, obviously, thinking the worst. twisting your guts. but she’d grow resentful for the air for having the taste of your lips for eternity and she’d steal it all away with a harsh tug on your hand, and meld your lips together once more.
then, it’s solely girlfriends. soulmates. lovers.
she would overlook your differences — the height difference is what she digs best. she loves picking you up unexpectedly. sometimes, she rubs the top of your head for no real reason, just to feel top of your head. or maybe your face when she leans forward to steal your bashful expression. 100% pulls it everytime to have you reddddd.
she’d also teach you of her reactivity + tails + cord. lovessss explaining things to you. loves it even more when you explain things in turn — earth in comparison, your breathing patterns, limbs, hand shape. your life before pandora. encourages it with a smile + kiss if you’re lucky (which is every time, she’s a sucker for you)
i don’t think she’d be even remotely opposed to the idea of a human gf. cmon, look at her relationship with spider. loves you for who you are, small, soft limbs as you are. definitely needs some adjustments in terms of getting used to the difference but hey, she’d bend a thousand times over to make sure you’re kissing her regularly.
it’s secret endeavour. touches on the arm. blushes on the cheek. it’d be the intimate eye contact when you catch her pleasurably entertained with a plant — she’d shown you. but your eyes are locked with gold and ivy and blue and oh— she’d noticed your stare. she’d blush, murmur, embarrassed “hey… pay attention…” and then you would point enthusiastically at your cheek, 100% fucking overselling. but hey, she’d buy the price and smush her lips against your cheeks, all over your forehead and end it with the park of your lips.
you’d have said “i see you” once and she had gone berserk internally. tail whipped 100 times behind her. cheeks all red and violet. says it back, silent, hushed. or, after, she’d whisper it to the flowers. undergrowth. tendrils of ewya. it’s a way of letting everything know that she loves you. ^^
with the sullies, i’d say the perpetrator would be lo’ak. a silly boy, with his fast feet. almost never under sheets, always running. he’d be proving a bet to spider, swinging in between branches and barely circumventing a thick bush of leaves, cracks of branches grazing his thin arms, when he’d hear giggling. maybe a shuffle of the plants.
he’d shush spider. spider would accidentally step on his toes. they’d hiss. fall forward, when their feet lock in with a hefty branch on the ground and land on their teeth.
when they look up, they see kiri‘s head on your lap, grass dancing around her figure. a beat is heard. one, two, and then they clock. she’s kissing you.
it takes minutes to register but i think kiri would jump, not push you away. you’d stagger and falter against the grass. lo’ak would stare, wide eyed, and then bursssst into laughter.
“THE TWO OF YOU, ALONE IN THE WOODS!”
“SHUT IT, KNUCKLE HEAD”
her ears would trail back, heightened. angry. 100%. then, they’d flop in defeat. they’d also twitch relatively fast, once or twice. you’d notice and she’d would hardly stop.
but never once, would kiri leave your lap. and her hand would be slotted like gem stones in a jeweller’s grasp within yours, different but beautiful. hot, warm. and thumping with energy (ok maybe not when she attempts to beat lo’ak up)
then its a sequence of god forsaken events — you send a prayer for lo’ak to the great mother to survive kiri’s fists. they were small, soft and picked like dewy flowers amongst rough reeds, but when she clenched her fists, they were doubt their weight.
she’d notice your amusement and laughter and falter, letting lo’ak make an escape behind some tree.
and then her ears would 200% flick, tail flicking back and forth and everywhere, smile etched on her face. dusted again, as she falls in that blimey trap of yours again, with her heart melted beyond relief.
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vainvenus · 2 years
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⌲;꒰ Billy Showalter Headcannons! ꒱
Random Billy headcannons bc I love him sm!!
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→ His favorite color is red and he everything he owns is that bright fucking red (His jacket, notebooks, water bottle, pencils, etc)
→No matter how hot it is he won't take off that damn letterman jacket, it could be 100 degrees and he'll still wear it
→Everyone wonders why Billy wears a letterman jacket even though he doesn't play a sport and he always like; "It looks cool"
→ If he had a crush on someone who wasn't in his usual route for the paper he would wake up extra early just so he could add them into it
→One time he hit Vance in the face with he newspaper on "accident"
→His hair looks honey blonde during the summer but when winter comes around it gets noticeability darker
→Watches Scooby-Doo every morning before school while eating cinnamon toast crunch
→One time he tried to cut his hair on his own and had a bald spot for three weeks
→He takes special care or his hair, washing it every weekend with cherry or strawberry shampoo and conditioner
→He got put in a vote for best hair at school and got ranked at 3rd, Vance got first and Robin got second.
→Was in Boy's Scouts for three years
→Moved from California to Denver
→He's 5'5 but tells everyone he's 5'6 or 5'7
-He's a morning person
→He listens to all kinds of music but he really hates country music
→Doesn't like necklaces because he forgets he's wearing them and freaks out bc he thinks its a bug or snake
→Animals are just attracted to him, on his rides to school he'll most likely be followed by a stray cat
→He's scared of snakes and bugs
→Prefers Fall over all the seasons
→Doesn't like pumpkin spice nor does he get the hype about it
→He loves chocolate and mint like mint chocolate chip ice cream or thin mint cookies
→Prefers French toast sticks over waffles and pancakes
→He doesn't eat the crust when he eats pizza
→He doesn't like onions, if they're on his burger then he won't eat it even if someone tells him to take them off
→He hates sour candy, says that something sweet shouldn't taste sour first
→His favorite kind of candy are jolly ranchers, blue raspberry and cherry are his favorite flavors
→If he splits something in half he's letting you have the bigger piece
-He doesn't like orange juice with the pulp
→His fave soda is Root Beer or Cherry Coca-Cola
→He got his dog for a birthday gift after begging his mom for years
→ His dog's name is Arlo bc I said so!
→He has to have Arlo sleep at the foot of his bed, claiming that he can't sleep if he's not there
→When he takes Arlo to the dog park he pets every dog there and tries to remember them if he sees them again when he comes back
→He uses Arlo as a pillow whenever he's doing his homework or reading comics
→Him and Griffin are best friends
→He takes Griffin on his bike rides to deliver the papers, letting him ride on the back of his bike
→Billy hates olives and Griffin loves them! The Olive Theory <3
→He swears up and down that he has the strongest immune system and then he gets sick as soon as the first day of winter hits
→He doesn't like flying, airplanes make him feel anxious
→He's really good at remembering names, like even people who probably don't know him he just knows everyone
→Whenever he goes shopping with his parents he always wonders off somewhere and has to be called back over the intercom
→Went fishing with his Dad and ended up falling in the water because he couldn't hold onto the fishing pole
→He's really into cars, being able to name any model he sees
→Can't play chess or checkers for shit he's really good at card games his fave to play is blackjack
→He broke his ankle once while riding his bike down a hill
→Really likes ladybugs, rolley pollys and fireflies
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gattnk · 9 months
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The difference between ingenious and witty? That's Gabi and Misha.
Gabi and Misha are foils to each other despite having a lot in common, mainly how they're the "brains" (or eggheads, depending on who you ask) of their respective friend groups. Whether their rivalry will turn into romance or even involve Raf and Sulfus later on... I won't say :P I will share my design notes tho!
There was zero intention on my part to reference "Gabe" and Misha from the show: I wanted Gabi to form part of the main cast again and since the series had him and Misha as older alumni, I had to discard them completely. This is why my Gabi takes entirely after the comic and why Misha was developed from scratch in terms of visuals, since she was a series-exclusive character.
I switched Gabi's main color from green to cyan since I decided to associate his shade of forest green with Miki; the yellow stripes were inspired by his bumblebee mascot and added some much needed contrast to his teal and cyan hues. Meanwhile, Misha's colors are derived from magenta: the mint-green accessories provide some contrast to all the muted purple tones I used. Misha's earrings and braid were inspired by her scorpion mascot, too.
Gabi's sweater also includes a hoodie to make it extra cozy. Turns out guys in IT and other computer sciences are often treated as "invisible" workers (I see y'all, you rock!), so they generally get to avoid wearing formal office attire and I thought it would be cool to reflect that! Also computer rooms need to be kept cold or the equipment will overheat, so sweaters are often a must.
Misha is very professional and sensible unlike most devils, so I tried to focus on that instead of her sexy biker look. I'd rather not make my underage characters sexy, thank you. I went with punk schoolgirl instead: since she's the most studious of the devils, she's a rebel within the system. She's also the only devil in the main cast with a light-colored shirt to represent her odd nature.
For the sake of my sanity I refrained from using a plaid skirt for Misha since keeping track of the pattern would be a nightmare in serialization (my goal was to work on this project like I would for an official reboot and I originally planned making it into a comic).
While Gabi's canon counterparts are light skinned, I gave him a warm skin tone to contrast better with the cyan. He's not meant to represent any particular ethnicity, but I've known people who look like Gabi all my life, from all parts of the world, so that was my aim: he looks like someone who could easily be my neighbor.
I placed Gabi's bumblebee right on his chest between his hoodie's laces so it looks like a bolo tie and Misha's scorpion is curled up around her wrist like a bracelet. This is to signify how Gabi is especially proud of his work ethic, and Misha keeps her feelings and thoughts, but also her weapons, at hand.
Overall Misha is definitely one of my most extreme revamps, while Gabi's one of the characters with the least changes needed :V I'll leave you with my shameless self-promotion of my rewrite fic, I'll Fly With You.
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cc-cobalt-1043 · 24 hours
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I read in your head canons for what the Wachowski family does on the weekend that Sonic and Tails often like to explore town and end up getting into some crazy shenanigans?
Could you tell us what kind of shenanigans they get into?
*Sorry this is so late*
Well they'll often go to the ice cream parlour and get something (I headcannon Sonic's favourite as being cookies and cream while Tails' favourite is mint choc chip)
They once had a competition to see who could fit the most chilli dogs in their mouths with Sonic winning, both him and Tails ended up with stomach aches after that.
Sonic usually saves up his allowance to buy video games and comics, but also when Tails first arrived Sonic bought him a bunch of toys after learning Tails never had any, sometimes Sonic joins in. Knuckles says he's too old to play with such toys, but sometimes joins in, he's even tried to play with them himself on occasion. (Sonic knows, he walked in and caught him in the act once)
Sonic and Tails also often visit the library as well as the cinema. However Sonic has to make sure Tails doesn't eat too much candy. The first time Tails had a massive sugar rush and crashed, leading to Sonic carrying a fast asleep Tails home.
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the-studious-raccoon · 3 months
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AND I THOUGHT ARTHUR WAS BAD AT COOKING-
(Ok some announcements. I’m making a new au comic series! It’s what If the Hetalia characters joined theater. It’s going to be so fun! Let me know who you want in!)
(Transcript because my handwriting sucks ASS this time:
Arthur to hallucination(aka mint bunny):
THE FACT THAT I *tried* TO COOK CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR THAT UNGRATEFUL RAT HE STILL THREW MY TEA INTO THE HARBOUR.
*screaming from the kitchen*
*arthur walks to the kitchen*
*the oven is in 403 degrees CELSIUS. Or 757.4 degrees Fahrenheit O.O*
>:0
Arthur to Alfred and Peter:
BLOODY HELL YOU IDIOTS!)
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