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janetbrown711 · 37 minutes
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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janetbrown711 · 2 hours
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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation
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janetbrown711 · 3 hours
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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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janetbrown711 · 4 hours
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janetbrown711 · 4 hours
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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janetbrown711 · 5 hours
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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.
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janetbrown711 · 5 hours
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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
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janetbrown711 · 5 hours
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janetbrown711 · 5 hours
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thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one
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janetbrown711 · 5 hours
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every day I think about the religious anime girls…
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And how the artist drew several pro-Palestine drawings like this one
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in 2014, that’s right, 2014, this did not fucking start October 7th.
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janetbrown711 · 5 hours
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my advisor is going through my thesis proposal draft and beating my fucking ass because i kept reusing the same words to start similar sentences
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janetbrown711 · 5 hours
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Oh I’m an asshole.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”
I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”
Then I winked at her, and walked away.
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janetbrown711 · 5 hours
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a "pretty boy" has been found sniffling and whimpering in the wilderness
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janetbrown711 · 16 hours
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Are you kidding me right now
amaury guichon
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janetbrown711 · 16 hours
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The secret wish is to write a fanfic that someone loves so much they make fan art of it, or to create a drawing that someone creates an entire fic based off of it.
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janetbrown711 · 16 hours
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janetbrown711 · 16 hours
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