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anonoite · 7 months

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#starker #tnpt #ironspider #tony stark x peter parker #tony x peter #my poor attempt at a comic strip lol

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mf-headcannontap · 6 months

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MARVEL Headcannon #6:

Everyone knows how Steve (and probably Bucky, let's be real) are technologically inept, right? Well, you know who else would also be technologically inept? Thor and Loki, but not for the reasons you think.

See Steve (and Bucky, but maybe he has some tech training as the WS, I can't see HYDRA not teaching him how to hack, so really just trivial things such as using social media might confuse him) has the problem of literally jumping forward in time. Thor and Loki would have the exact opposite problem.

Asgard is like this super advanced place that has literal magic and stuff. It's more than safe to assume that despite keeping older aesthetic, they are a highly advanced civilization that is a perfect blend of traditional and innovative technology. The technology of the 21st century here on earth would probably be something that predates them on Asgard, like how telegrams predate everyone currently alive.

So, while Steve is coming forward in time, Thor and Loki are going back in time technology-wise. And that's why they struggle. It would be like if teens today tried to figure out how to use a telegram (or a phone booth/rotary phone) when they are so used to touchscreen.

Loki is a very adaptable person and is the literal God of Fake-It-Till-You-Make-It, and Bucky has been trained (conditioned) to observe and learn (hence the staring problem) so those two are better at hiding their confusion with technology, but Steve and Thor? Yeah, those two visibly struggle.

The four of them have a "support group" of sorts, where they're just trying to figure tech out. Honorable group members include Carol Danvers and Peter Quill, who are alien tech whizzes, and yet are still stuck using 80's tech Earth-wise.

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pandagirl45 · 7 months

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Tony: bucky got cursed

Steve: *starts panicking*

Tony: he is a walking dragon man...

Steve: what???

Tony: yeah, I sort of short circuit when I saw him and I said some... unsavory and rather horny crap *starts to camp out in steve in livingroom* I'm crashing if that's fine

Steve: he became a dragon?????

Tony: yeah, well dragon man but I'm having a crisis, my inner teen is wailing with long dead fantasies <:) :'3c

Steve: 🫠🙂 what?

#tony stark #bucky barnes #winteriron #steve rogers #poor steve #lol steve in the middle of silliness #stuckony #if you squint #tony stark x bucky barnes #back on my bullshit #monsterfucker tony propaganda

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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years

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Harley: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Peter: Bet you I can! Tony: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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makwandis · 8 months

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An idea I have and im really fond of is that like nations in Europe high key get treated like shit by their bosses for a long time (and prob still do??) , have no freedom, are just pawns and tools. And when Antonio goes to the "new world", he sees how wonderfully treated and celebrated beings like him are there- and probably Tenochtitlan themselves asks Antonio why he lets the humans treat him like a dog when he is in fact, also, a God too. He comes back from the conquista angry, traumatized, and questioning everything- and with no morale frankly for a long time. I have more thoughts but I have to go out soon lol

#hws spain #hetalia #doing what he did....was very hard om him #not in a poor toni way #in that murder is taxing on the soul #this is my mexican indigenous opiniln lol

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beaulesbian · 8 months

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how it began

and how's it going (after spending too much time with the don't-know-where-north-is' guys)

#he lost his sense of direction after hanging out with only zoro and luffy (and robin)#poor chopper lol it was so funny tho #tony tony chopper #one piece #eps 169-170 i think #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #nico robin #mine #gif:op anime

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thatwrestlingnerd · 9 months

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Tony just sitting back and letting them yell at each other 😂

#aew #aew lb #eddie kingston #claudio castagnoli #‘DO YOUR JOB’ poor Tony lol

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cto10121 · 1 year

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West Side Story: So the Jets get three songs plus a ~Here Come the Racists(tm) motif, the Sharks get one, and our side characters Tony and Maria have at least one character solo each. Oh, and two duets I guess lol whatever

Roméo et Juliette: CHARACTER SOLOS AND ENSEMBLE PIECES E V E R Y W H E R E WE MEAN IT!!!! Also R&J get at least two character solos and SIX duets including one with the Friar!!! Why? Because shut the fuck up, that’s why #R&Jrights #Toloveisthemostbeautifulthing

#west side story #romeo et juliette #retj #very sexy of them #the same source material and yet two wildly different approaches!!!!#honestly legit #two cakes!!!#musicals #i feel tony and maria have such potential for being fucky tho #both light-skinned poor catholics detested by anglo whites #but the writers didn’t care lol #i guess tony is too americanized for his polish background

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jugheads-choni · 5 days

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I’m sorry, I just HAVE to laugh 😭😂

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steakout-05 · 2 months

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headcanons i have about Craig the scientist :)

as are most of the characters i have headcanons for, Craig is on the autism spectrum. he has a flat effect to his voice and facial expressions, doesn't really get most social cues, doesn't know how to react to others in pain the "right" way, misunderstands metaphors and speaks in quite a direct manner because it makes the most sense to his brain. he's quite a literal thinker. he also tends to hyperfixate so hard on a task that he forgets his basic needs and hygene, and thus has quite an unkempt look underneath that hazmat suit of his (which i will get into later!). Barry often ends up needing to get Craig something to eat because of how long he hyperfixates on something.

Craig sometimes doesn't exactly pay attention to his tone of voice, so sometimes he can say something that, to him, sounds completely normal, but because of his tone, can end up sounding really ominous to other people by accident ("We know who you are, Barry.")

Craig has traumatic cataract in his left eye (or wherever the fuck craig's visor crack is supposed to be in canon lol) from the explosion in 'Level 2' and is half blind in that eye. his eye has a very clouded look as a result of the injury. he's also got a huge scar there too that required some pretty gnarly stitches later, and his skin is almost completely numb around that area.

Craig also never really had the best eyesight before the injury, so he's always wearing these big ol' nerdy glasses underneath his helmet. and yes, they are tacked together with a band-aid lol

Craig is one of the few scientists who is not a clone of Peter Simpkins, the late friend of both Professor Brains and (in my headcanon'd canon) Craig. i like to think that Craig and Simpkins knew each other when they were first recruited by Legitimate Research and was pretty close to both him and Brains, and since Simpkins died, Brains has kind of taken more of a liking towards Craig (mostly out of loneliness and needing someone to help around at the lab, but he has a genuine fondness for him under his demanding and angry exterior).

There's a bit of a fan theory that Craig is the same guy as the scientist in the 'Robot Bird' rock opera, which i like to believe is the case. i mean, he's got the same monotone voice as Craig, it's gotta be him. i hope this does end up becoming canon because i think it'd make for an interesting conflict between Barry and Craig!!

Craig may or may not be related to Lab Lady.

Craig's counterpart in the mirror universe is named Kayla.

Craig is demiromantic and is questioning his sexuality (he thinks he might be bi or pan), though he definitely knows he loves Barry <3

Craig has an unhealthy habit of wiping his embarrassing memories, like, a lot. he wipes memories of awkward accidents in the lab, particularly painful failures, and most importantly, the memories of losing literally all his stuff and his career to Barry, which is why he doesn't immediately recognise him in the shorts. Craig has a lot of trouble recounting stories from the past because of this memory-wiping and felt a sense of emptiness, which getting hit in the head certainly didn't help with, so he tried inventing that apple in the Multiverse Madness event to get some of them back. it was pure dumb luck that Barry didn't end up witnessing what happened to Craig in the 'Robot Bird' opera and both are completely unaware of the disastrous can of worms that could have opened. bro's gonna end up like wallflower blush if he doesn't keep that memory erasing under control

and finally...

under his helmet, Craig has messy dirty-blonde hair, a rounded face that has a few stray facial hairs he forgot to shave, a long scar down the left side of his face, hazel coloured eyes and pale skin. this design is inspired by the designs made by @dexterno-artz and @schnabel53 respectively :D

this is a sketch of my finalised(ish) craig design!!! i've shown earlier versions of this guy in a couple of older posts but i haven't really revised his design much until now. i kinda had the idea of him looking like a stereotypical nerd and then made him messier. i might tone the amount of hair he has down a tiny bit but also i really like the nerdy bird's nest thing he has goin on :) i like to think he literally hasn't brushed his hair in several weeks and it's just become a bird's nest from nights of staying up doing science stuff

how i feel about barry tbh. he's literally so dumb i love him

(also apologies for the photos being kinda blurry and me forgetting to turn off the filter. again. in my defence it looks really nice and orange on my phone)

sometimes i like drawing him saying stuff from the shorts to get a feel of how he'd look when talking and make sure he looks juuuust nerdy enough for me to go "yep that's craig". also his big,g, handns,s,

drew this as a quick side profile sketch to get a general idea of how i want to draw him from this angle. he's talking to barry offscreen and falling in love with him <3

stupid little comic with a stupid little interaction that would definitely happen between these stupid little guys <3 barry being a little asshole every now and then is very entertaining to me. i need to see him antagonising craig and starting an old couple bickering argument with craig, that would heal me i think

i think i'll post more of this design in the future, i really quite like it a lot :)

#jetpack joyride #craig jetpack joyride 2 #jetpack joyride 2 #headcanon design #yeag sorry the photos are so fucked looking #my room does not have good lighting.... like..... at all #my sketchbook is also literally falling to pieces lmao #i'm gonna get a new one soon but damn. my poor sketchbook #i didnt even do anything to it....... why must it fall apart and die on me..........#anyway YEAH craig design!!!!#i quite like this design a lot #i feel like there's something that could be added to it but i don't wanna make his design more complicated than it already is #that first drawing of him kinda looks like his eye is bleeding lol #it's just a really big scar dw #craig having traumatic cataract was inspired by my dog getting traumatic glaucoma in his eye #also i think craig would go hard as like. a character who's similar to wallflower blush #except instead of everyone forgetting her but her remembering them #it's craig forgetting everything that happened to him and then finding a way to restore the memories and then he gets SO PISSED at barry #they'll sure need a lot of couple's counselling after that blunder #i kinda wanna make designs for steve and toni #especially steve!!!#how do you think they'd identify steve from the other scientists. would barry just stick a big piece of paper with an S on it to his face #answering my own question: yes he would absolutely do that #steve is the one i feel like both barry and craig tease the most #i find steve literally being so nervous about being perceived that he runs away and damages property to be extremely relatable #also fun fact: craig's hair and eye colours are kinda based off the colour i see the word craig in???#ok this is gonna be tricky to explain but i think i might have grapheme colour synesthesia #it's basically a condition where you can see or VERY heavily associate colours to a specific number or letter #and for some reason my brain has christened 'craig' as being a very specific sort of yellowy green! it's what i see in my head when i think #-of the word 'craig' so i decided to make him kinda blonde and have hazel eyes (which is basically a mix of green and yellow)!! neato!!

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isadora-greenhall · 1 year

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This was inevitable. From the moment Scary met Willy this was going to happen

#dungeons and daddies #spoilers #I think I always knew scary was going to fall into Willy's arms/clutches and the fact that she ACTIVELY made it happen is incredible for her #character. the fact she did this is LINK'S HOSUE too (someone I ship her with) is an extra angsty cherry on top of all their horrific drama #for me too 😁#also also rip Tony you were a real one #I knew he'd have a think for Marco lmao but I was expecting it to happen in the bg for a couple of eps lol #also also poor link is gonna have to do damage control with poor Marco 😭#the way Anthony said 'Marco SCREAMS' hit me hard #poor Marco who has no knowledge of any of this world just had someone murdered in his home during a dinner party his son forced him to have #lol. more trust issues in the li-Wilson household 😭😭😭#anyway I'm dying for the next episode!!!!!#my posts #my two cents #also also #I'm relistneign to s1 atm and just listened to the episode where they get the kids back after finding out about the omega daddies #*relistening #and Terry says he was basically called a spare or back up #s2 Willy shows that he spent all those years imprisoned thinking about what he should've done differently #which is why we're seeing his grooming Scary #calling her special etc #I'm excited to see her figure it out and kick his arse #also sorry not sorry for all the tag talk lol my brain is in overdrive rn ahaha

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thenexusofsouls · 1 year

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𝘚𝘖𝘓𝘋 𝘈𝘛 𝘈 𝘗𝘌𝘛 𝘚𝘛𝘖𝘙𝘌

Tagged by: I stole it. XD Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this! ^_^

Nuada Price: 950,604$ Personality: Cunning. I love learning new things. Food: Eats a lot. Notes: Rare species. Breeding Difficulty: ★★★★★

Stephen Price: 88$ Personality: Curious. I love making a mess. Food: Only eats in restaurants. Notes: Complicated for a beginner. Breeding Difficulty: ★★★☆☆

Tony Price: 9,833$ Personality: Independent. I like playing with my toys. Food: Likes alcohol. Notes: Very dominant. Breeding Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆

Gizmo Price: 448,638$ Personality: Affectionate. I love meeting new people. Food: Prefers sweet things. Notes: Very cuddly with their owner. Breeding Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆

Carl (Luke) Price: 23$ Personality: Intelligent. Sensitive to heat. Food: Only eats at McDonald's. Notes: Likes cuddles. Breeding Difficulty: ★★★★☆

#{these are so accurate i'm WHEEZING}#{poor luke is so cheap haha and awww sensitive to heat}#{nunu why are you so expensive daaamn}#{lol tony likes alcohol}#{and likes playing with his toys}#{like seriously some of these are spot on haha}#{if there are other muses you want me to do let me know and i'll post some more!}

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pandagirl45 · 8 months

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"Breath for us darlin," fingers circled slowly around his chest, "There you go. This why we told you one at a time."

"Don't squirm to much," a rub of cooling cream, "there you go sweetheart. Listen to bucky, breath."

Tony squirmed trying pull away from the salve, "I thought I could."

"Well, I mean, sparring can be hard especially against two super soldiers." Bucky grinned as pressed a slow kiss the temple of the genius.

Steve huffed capping the cream closed putting tony back on the pillow, "you also pulled a muscle because of that thought. You're lucky your cute."

Tony smiled, none to sheepishly, "I have brilliant soldiers taking care of little ol' me."

Clint stood there flushed red holding his things, "please, context! I literally thought you defiled the training room!"

Steve splattered, going red in the face, "Clint!! We have an entire floor to do that!!" The blonde huffed quietly, "or the limo..."

Tony barked out with a laugh. Bucky mumbled, "I tried..."

#tony stark #bucky barnes #winteriron #steve rogers #tony stark x bucky barnes #stony #stuckony #clint barton #who thought this was dirty?#got you #lol seriously #poor clint walked up on the wrong conversation #this is silly #drabble #suggestive #not really but just in case

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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years

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Tony: Well, Peter, I have to say, I’m really disappointed. Peter: … Peter: Well, you didn’t have to say it. You could’ve just thought it.

#tony stark #peter parker #ironman #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #lol #peter is me #like #seriously #i relate #also this 100% would happen #poor child #we ALL know that disappointment is WAY worse than anything #so yeah #i feel that #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes

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eljeebee · 10 months

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Priscilla awoke at dawn, Albert was first to rise, though. He was busy in the kitchen preparing their breakfast.

She went out, and sat on a log repurposed into a bench. Deep in thought.

One day I will stop falling in love with you Some day Someone will like me like I like you

#lana rambles #this girl is still brokenhearted over tony lol #LOC:Priscilla Wuest #LOC:Albert Lucio #lana's oc #sims 4 #sims 4 screenshots #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #the sims 4 #let this poor girl move on my god #simblr

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frc-heraldofdoom · 2 years

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Iron Man (1968) #249

#lol that poor lady! X'D #doctor doom #victor von doom #tony stark #iron man #david michelinie #bob layton #marvel comics

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