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Drift: Has anyone told you today that you're really annoying?
Rodimus: N-no??
Drift: Good, I'm not in the mood to murder anyone today.
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Nautica: You’re living. You occupy space. And you have mass. You know what that means? You matter.
Skids: That’s the most inspirational pun I’ve ever heard.
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alex: youre so weird sometimes...
reid: congratulations! it took you eight months and fifteen days to realize this.
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Diavolo: *smiling* As my first-born...
MC: You abandoned me in the human world
Diavolo: *still smiling* Still my first-born
MC: You are not my dad! Stop smiling!
Lucifer: *clearly conflicted, sinking on hi chair* Why didn´t Father kill me when he had the chance to?
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Virgil : Roman, could you do me a favor?
Roman : I would kill for you, but go on.
Virgil : …
Virgil : You really need to stop starting sentences like that.
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Merrin, inviting Cal into her blanket fort: Let’s talk about the paranormal and witchcraft
Cal: Ok!
Cere, dragging Cal out by the foot: NO-
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Weiss: If you've got something to say, just spit it out
Ruby: Are you sure you want to encourage me? I might be about to confess my undying love
Weiss: I get that a lot
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Simon: So, tell me a little about yourself.
Wilhelm: I'd rather not, I really like you.
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Lloyd: "i want someone to yeet me out of existence"
Morro: "that makes no sense"
Zane, sighs, used to Lloyd-lingo: "he means that he wants someone to off him from existence"
Morro:
Morro: "i too want someone to 'off you' from existence"
Zane: "i have a cup of water. i am not afraid of using it."
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Zuko: No need. Bumi, Kya and Tenzin can come.
Sokka: I thought Katara said no.
Zuko: Yes...but Aang didn’t.
Sokka: Ah. You went around their mother. Oh, this hornet’s nest looks harmless. Maybe I’ll poke it with a stick.
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Rodimus: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out this time!
Whirl: manslaughter it is.
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Rodimus: That's a pretty rock, Drift.
Drift: Thanks! Ratchet gave it to me.
Ratchet: I threw it at you.
Drift: He's very sweet.
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Perceptor: You wanna grab a bite to eat?
Chromedome: Sure. Brainstorm too?
Perceptor: Haven't seen him in a while. I don't think he's awake right now.
Brainstorm, from the rafters in the cieling: You'd be incorrect in that conjecture, Perceptor.
Perceptor: HOLY FUCKING PRIMUS-
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Rodimus: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush to keep working.
Rodimus: So instead, I have Magnus, Megatron, and Ratchet periodically say to me, "We need to talk" to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep going.
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Rodimus: Once I was arrested for being so cool
Drift: And then all the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
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Jazz: My friend has insanely strong opinions on everything. Go ahead, ask him something no one should ever have an opinion on.
Chromedome: Hey Prowl, what's the worst multiple of 4?
Prowl, scowling: Twelve, obviously.
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