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#incorrect transformers quotes
transfrmrs · 1 month
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Rodimus: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors Rodimus: Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats. Rodimus: At the top floor is Drift with a gun
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misss-americanaa · 7 months
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Heatwave: what do you mean you lost Cody?!
Blades: he’s not very tall, Heatwave!
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fvrcillo · 10 months
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bumblebee ; *dies dramatically*
optimus prime ; oh noo! this cannot BEE!
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bluepandaninja5 · 4 months
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Optimus: this is my ex-boyfriend, Ratchet
Ratchet: you need to stop introducing me like that
Ratchet: hi, I’m his husband
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sashamosu46 · 8 months
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Jazz: You seem very unapproachable
Prowl: And yet here you are, give my stasis cuffs back
Based on this meme:
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magpiecrust · 10 days
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Shockwave, upgrading Megatron: Now, most sparks couldn’t withstand this voltage, but i’m fairly certain your spark… Shockwave: *performs counter-shock, Megatron’s spark explodes* Megatron: What was that noise? Shockwave, hiding exploded spark: The sound of progress, my liege.
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Thunderstreaker : *to Soundwave* Simp
Megatron :What did you say !!!
Starscream: M'Lord , it sounds like you're showing faviortism to our enemy !
Megatron :How Dare you ! *Proceeds to Argue with Screamer*
Thunderstreaker: *To Soundwave* He's down bad for Prime, huh ?
Soundwave : 😶
Megatron : Thunderstreaker!
Thunderstreaker : Yup
Megatron : What did you say !
Thunderstreaker: I merely said that Prime is goated with the sauce and is throwing it back sexual style .
Megatron : ...What !?
Soundwave : Megatron is confirmed to be down bad !
Thunderstreaker :
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Megatron :
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Note : The picture was found on pinterest . Let me know if oringal is tagable , i was unable to find any info. Outside of pinterest.
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nightmares-2 · 8 months
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BREAKBEEEEE!!!!
Incorrect quotes again
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Bumblebee, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Hashtag : Breakdown's in the kitchen.
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Swindle : Did you take out Bumblebee as I requested?
Breakdown: Bumblebee has been taken out, yes.
Swindle : You have my grat-
Breakdown: It was a great restaurant.
Breakdown: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Breakdown: I proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
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Bumblebee: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Breakdown: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Bumblebee: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Soundwave , on a walkie talkie: This is soundwave , those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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Bumblebee: Come on, Hashtag . Nobody actually believes that Breakdown is in love with me.
Hashtag , to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Breakdown is helplessly in love with Bumblebee.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Bumblebee: Breakdown, put your hand down.
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Breakdown: I’m this close to falling in love with Bumblebee.
Mo: Your fingertips are touching.
Breakdown: Exactly.
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Robbie : H-how do you ask someone out?
Breakdown: Well, first-
Bumblebee: Don't ask them, they asked me out on a racetrack after i lost.
Robbie : ...And you said yes?
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Swindle: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Breakdown: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Bumblebee walks in*
Breakdown: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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*Breakdown and Bumblebee flirting with each other yet again*
Megatron : And you two are sure you're not dating?
Breakdown: 100%.
Bumblebee: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Megatron : I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Bumblebee. I fucking wonder.
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Thrash : Ooh, somebody has a crush
Breakdown: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Bumblebee I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Breakdown, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Bumblebee: Two bros!
Breakdown: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Bumblebee and Breakdown, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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A quick one before i go home from vacation (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)
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insaneace26 · 2 months
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beez
Tfa Bee: Hand me the people opener. Tfe Bee: … Tfe Bee: Pardon? Tfa Bee, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me! Tfe Bee, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Tfa Bee: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Tfe Bee: Knife. It's called a knife.
Tfa Bee: See, the problem is, other me, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D. G1 Bee: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.
Cyberverse Bee: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.
Tfa Bee: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
Cyberverse Bee: I really like Eminem. Tfa Bee: I prefer skittles. Tfe Bee: They are talking about the rapper. Tfa Bee: Why would they eat the wrapper?
Tfe Bee: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
Tfe Bee: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Tfe Bee, gesturing to G1 Bee and Tfa Bee fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
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lord-squiggletits · 1 year
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oak-bean15 · 8 months
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Sari and bee driving
Sari: ok so shockwave and sentinel are in the road what do you hit?
Bee: oh definitely sentinel-
Sari: THE BRAKES BEE THE BRAKES
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Optimus:* was on coms with bee* no no Sari, let him speed up
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transfrmrs · 1 month
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Prowl: I left instructions for everyone during my absence. Jazz: Mine just says "Jazz, no" Prowl: I want you to apply it to every possible situation
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misss-americanaa · 2 months
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Cody: but what happens if you press the gas and the brake at the same time?
Dani: maybe the car takes a screenshot
Kade: maybe it explodes!
Heatwave: maybe all three of you need to get out of my cab right now
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mistythecatt · 2 months
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IDW Megatron: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? TFA Megatron: *sighing* Earthspark Megatron. Earthspark Megatron: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. SG Megatron: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
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nukeli · 5 months
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Soundwave: Ah, there’s the record button. Soundwave: One can never have too much blackmail material, after all.
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wetsocksinbed · 8 months
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Prowl: You have the right to remain silent
Hot Rod: I choose to wave that right
Hot Rod: *screams*
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