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LETSGOOOOOOOOO🗣🗣🗣🗣❗❗
This was supposed to be a poly ninja but I messed up Kais hair and gave up 🤭
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#ninjago incorrect quotes#lego ninjago#ninjago#jay walker#ninjago jay#zane julien#ninjago zane#technoshipping#i love this sm#eats ur art and runs away
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G> Boy Quiet.
G> Boy Quiet.
G> Boy Quiet.
G> Boy Quiet.
G> Boy Quiet.
G> Boy Quiet Now
L< okay sorry
G> Boy You Want Some Hotdogs
#ninjago movie#ninjago movie incorrect quotes#ninjago lloyd#lloyd montgomery garmadon#lego ninjago movie#ninjago garmadon#garmadon#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago#chat i almost abandoned this acc daddy's home
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just realized theres so much cursing in these quotes it looks like a Certain someone(v*vzie) is running this account, ill tone it down its ridiculous
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such a supportive mother!
#no incorrect quotes have this as compensation#ninjago incorrect quotes#lego ninjago#ninjago movie incorrect quotes#ninjago movie#ninjago lloyd#lloyd montgomery garmadon#ninjago koko#lego ninjago movie#no misako slander#i will track you down.
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Lloyd: "where's the coffee maker?"
Sora: "i threw it away"
Lloyd: ". . . but why"
Sora: "you haven't slept in three days!"
Lloyd: "bold of you to assume it's been three days"
Sora: "Sensei!"
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago lloyd#lloyd montgomery garmadon#dragons rising#ninjago sora#dragons rising sora
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Cole: "why are there little paw prints on the walls?"
Zane, whispering: "why are there little paw prints on the walls?"
kid Lloyd, whispering back: "i have little paws"
Zane, louder: "he has little paws."
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago cole#cole brookstone#ninjago lloyd#lloyd montgomery garmadon#kid lloyd#kiddo lloyd#lloyd garmadon#ninjago zane#zane julien
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Kai: "Zane can't be good at everything, he's probably a bad kisser"
Cole: "no, he's good at that too"
Kai: "wuh¿huh?‽"
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago kai#kai smith#kai jiang#ninjago cole#cole brookstone#cole likes men#glaciership#oppositeshipping
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kid Lloyd: "on halloween we dress up as skeletons"
Kai: "that wasn't the plan-"
kid Lloyd: "but every other day, our skeletons dress up as us"
Kai: "i need you to stop talking."
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago kai#kai smith#kai jiang#ninjago lloyd#lloyd montgomery garmadon#kid lloyd#kid lloyd is the personification of >:3#i shouldve posted this yesterday
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Jay: "am i, on a spiritual level, oobleck?"
Nya: "top 10 sentences i never thought i'd fucking hear"
#ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#lego ninjago#ninjago jay#ninjago nya#jay walker#nya smith#nya jiang#Nya is perplexed by Jay's general Jayness
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Kai: "have you ever been handcuffed?"
Lloyd: "by law enforcement or sexually?"
[shocked Kai Expression™]
Lloyd:
Lloyd: "it's an honest question"
Kai: "by law enforcement you freak"
Lloyd: "obviously yeah"
Kai: "have you,, been handcuffed-"
Lloyd: "don't worry about it"
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago kai#kai smith#kai jiang#ninjago lloyd#lloyd montgomery garmadon#this is after crystalized#kai you all have been arrested multiple times how do you not know this
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Jay: "you know what's the leading cause of divorce? i looked it up one day"
Kai: "the leading?"
Jay: "yeah, the leading cause of divorce in Ninjago City"
Jay: "you know what it is?"
Kai: "no, what is it"
Jay: "marriage"
Jay: "100% of people that are divorced got married, isn't that weird?"
Kai:
Kai: "i would like to hit you as hard as i can with the handle of a sword"
#why tf r the names underlined get that outta here pls#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago kai#kai smith#ninjago jay#jay walker#jay was being a lil silly#kai jiang
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Kai: "hey, what's Borg's last name again?"
Jay:
Cole:
[Jay twirls, then slaps Kai]
Kai: "FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!"
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago kai#kai smith#kai jiang#ninjago jay#jay walker#ninjago cole#cole brookstone#dumbass trio#dumbassshipping#dont judge kai he cant remember names#'hey what was obamas last name again'
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Skittle Squad
L> so it turns out that climbing onto a roof in the middle of the night solves all your problems
L> but i failed to consider that it creates a brand new one
K< are yku sruck?
L> YES😭
K< bro ur a ninja
L> ITS DARK ADN I CANTB SEE ANYTHINF ITS BLURY
L> CAN Y O U PARKOUR WHIEL CRYING ??
C< both of you should be asleep
#ninjago movie#ninjago movie incorrect quotes#lego ninjago movie#ninjago lloyd#lloyd montgomery garmadon#ninjago kai#kai smith#kai jiang#ninjago cole#cole brookstone#this couldve gone angsty but im not here to make anyone sad#tho i can make my friend sad#lloyd has nightmares and barely sleeps#cole was just writing music#kai has coffee running thru his veins
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Cole: "what would you say if one day i came home with uh,, six puppies?"
Kai: "what's in the box?"
Cole:
Zane: "what is in the box, Cole"
Cole: "i think you already know.."
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago cole#cole brookstone#ninjago kai#kai jiang#kai smith#cole hence#ninjago zane#zane julien#mountainshipping#they nickname each puppy after the others
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Jay: "hey Kai, you heard of the gaslighting joke?"
Kai: "no"
Jay: "yes you have"
Kai: "no i haven't"
Jay: "yeah you have, i've told you it before"
Kai: "what the fuck are you talking about?"
Jay: "about the manslaughter joke"
Kai: "didn't you say gaslighting joke?"
Jay: "nope! you're hearing things"
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago jay#ninjago kai#jay walker#kai smith#kai jiang#someone help kai before he manslaughterd jay
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Kai: "that reminds me of a dream i had, where i was kissing y-"
Cole:
Kai:
Kai: "a girl"
Cole: "uh huh"
Jay, sarcastically: "good safe"
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago kai#ninjago cole#ninjago jay#kai smith#kai jiang#cole brookstone#jay walker#lavashipping
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kid Lloyd: "-and then the ship explode!"
kid Lloyd: "i wasn't expecting that ending, but it was awesome!"
Jay: "that's really interesting, Lloyd. have you been evaluated for autism?"
kid Lloyd: "huh"
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#ninjago lloyd#ninjago jay#lloyd montgomery garmadon#jay walker#kid lloyd#jay has that tism-radar#he was talking about starfarer btw#its his special interest
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