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lovepersevering13 · 4 months

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elaborate on tori springs autism

Ok I’m gonna start this by saying that the topic I’m most passionate about in the entire universe is Tori Spring (As well as Michael, Charlie and Oliver) being a very autistic coded character and so this post is a very long info dump about it because it consumes almost all of my waking thoughts.

Anyway, quick summary, I believe that Tori Spring has autism because of her social struggles, mannerisms and general outlook on life. Like how she always talks about not fitting in, she gets really obsessed with specific things (Star Wars and Solitaire) and she struggles to express her emotions, often leading up to an intense emotional outburst (Autistic meltdown).

Forewarning - I am obviously not a licensed psychiatrist (I’m literally just a mentally ill teenage girl) and so I don’t actually have the capability to diagnose anyone, I just have a lot of time to waste studying the DSM-5-TR (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Health Disorders, Fifth Edition, Text Revision) and analysing Tori Spring. Also, Autism is different for everyone and this is just one perspective of it based on research and the DSM-5 which obviously doesn’t cover every autistic persons experience. OH, Also, I tried really hard to focus on using ‘person-first’ language when I was writing it but I may have messed up a few times so let me know if I did! Also let me know if there is anything else incorrect here so I can fix it :)

Ok now that’s out of the way I will start with what we know is true: Tori Spring likely struggles with Depression. It’s a generally accepted fact amoungst the fandom due to Tori’s negative outlook on life and suicidal ideation (at the end of Solitiare). Now, why is this relevant? Well Autism and Depression are often comorbid diagnosis, people with Autism being 4 times more likely than Neurotypical’s to experience a diagnosis of Depression.

So she’s already got that going for her, let’s take a look at Solitaire and some excerpts from that which highlight different aspects of the Autism diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5. This is based of what I annotated the first time I read Solitaire about a year ago there may be more that I missed.

A. Persistent deficits in social communication and social interaction

Deficits in social-emotional reciprocity, ranging, for example, from abnormal social approach and failure of normal back-and-forth conversation; to reduced sharing of interests, emotions, or affect; to failure to initiate or respond to social interactions.

- “No- Tori just held a conversation by herself” - Becky Allen, Solitaire, Page 28

- “I think you’re breaking down.” I cough loudly. “I’m not a car.” Solitaire, page 311.

In this quote Tori is taking things wayyy too literally which is common amoungst many people with Autism due to the way they process information.

- “I think… it’s unlikely that anyone would want to catch a grenade for anyone else. Or jump I doesn’t of a train for anyone else. That’s very counterproductive.” Solitaire, Page 45

Again the literal thinking (I also have this exact thought every time I hear this song).

- “I drift away and picture myself….” Solitaire, Page 33

Ok so I didn’t want to include this entire quote because it’s really long but essentially she’s thinking about what it would be like to be, for lack of better word, neurotypical. To be confident in social interactions and always say the right thing, say things that people are interested in and to not be awkward or shy.

- “I quite like cats, and I saw it for the first time at lunch in the cafeteria. I almost felt like I’d made a new friend,” Solitaire, Page 68

Often people with Autism prefer interaction with animals, this is theorised to be because social interaction with animals can compensate for a lack of social interaction with peers. Oh also a lot of people say that cats are kinda autistic coded animals because of their similar mannerisms to people with autism.

- “Emotions are humanities fatal disease.” Solitaire, Page 346

2. Deficits in nonverbal communicative behaviors used for social interaction, ranging, for example, from poorly integrated verbal and nonverbal communication; to abnormalities in eye contact and body language or deficits in understanding and use of gestures; to a total lack of facial expressions and nonverbal communication.

- “I think it’s important to make the effort. Social conventions and all,” Solitaire, page 43

- “I need to control my staring” Solitaire, page 45

3. Deficits in developing, maintaining, and understanding relationships, ranging, for example, from difficulties adjusting behavior to suit various social contexts; to difficulties in sharing imaginative play or in making friends; to absence of interest in peers.

- “Then again, I don’t feel very similar to anyone at all” Solitaire, Page 20

Many people who have Autism (Especially Women) often report that they don’t “fit in” with their peers, there are a variety of reasons for this but it is often related to masking and just generally struggling to socialise the same way their Neurotypical peers do.

- “There’s a time and a place for being normal. For most people, normal is their default setting. But for some, like you and me, normal is something we have to bring out, like putting on a suit for a posh dinner.” - Michael Holden, Solitaire, Page 61

This quote from Michael is one of my favourites in Solitaire and I feel heavily related to the autistic experience. It pretty much perfectly describes the experience of autistic masking.

- “I thought it’d be nice to try and rekindle this friendship. But it’s too hard. I don’t want to talk to anyone.” Solitaire, Page 99

- “I’m no expert on social etiquette.” Solitaire, Page 140

B. Restricted, repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, or activities, as manifested by at least two of the following, currently or by history (examples are illustrative, not exhaustive; see text):

1. Stereotyped or repetitive motor movements, use of objects, or speech (e.g., simple motor stereotypes, lining up toys or flipping objects, echolalia, idiosyncratic phrases).

- “I kick the floor and spin. The world hurricanes around me. I don’t know how long I do this,” Solitaire, Page 84

This quote is just Tori stimming, she stims quite a bit in the book but this was just one example I picked.

- “I watch that scene three times and then turn it off,” Solitaire, Page 102

- “Playing ‘Fix You’ by Coldplay over and over on repeat” Solitaire, (I forgot the page)

These are another two examples of stimming that I wanted to include because it shows different forms of stimming (repeatedly watching or listening to something) that aren’t talked about as much.

2. Insistence on sameness, inflexible adherence to routines, or ritualized patterns of verbal or nonverbal behavior (e.g., extreme distress at small changes, difficulties with transitions, rigid thinking patterns, greeting rituals, need to take same route or eat same food every day).

- “It’s not a very funny programs but I still seem to watch at least on episode every single day.” Solitaire, Page 100

While this could just be because it’s on tv I figured if she really didn’t enjoy the show she could definitely watch something else. This is probably an example of “preservation” which is a coping mechanism that helps people with autism to find comfort in predictability and routine.

3. Highly restricted, fixated interests that are abnormal in intensity or focus (e.g., strong attachment to or preoccupation with unusual objects, excessively circumscribed or perseverative interests).

- “The matter of the fact is that Star Wars was actually a major obsession of mine when I was a kid” Solitaire, Page 24

Apparently most children don’t have extreme, obsessions that consume all of their waking thoughts (I cannot attest to this, I’ve been hyper fixating on random stuff since I was like 2). Anyway, hyper fixation is a sign of Autism which is often overlooked in girls because it’s usually something related to pop culture and is ignored as just being “fangirling”.

- “I have already stuck all of Solitaires previous posts. My wall is completely covered.” Solitaire, Page 297

This is only one example but if you’ve read solitaire you’ll know that Tori gets very obsessed with solitaire and especially toward the end of the book I’d argue that it does start to become quite a hyper fixation.

4. Hyper- or hyporeactivity to sensory input or unusual interest in sensory aspects of the environment (e.g. apparent indifference to pain/temperature, adverse response to specific sounds or textures, excessive smelling or touching of objects, visual fascination with lights or movement).

- “I started to feel all this hair on my forehead and my cheeks and how it plastered my shoulders and back and I felt it creeping around me like worms, choking me to death.” Solitaire, Page 15

So this is an example of sensory overload, while this can affect anyone, it is very common in people with Autism as they often have a hyper awareness of sensory stimuli, causing it to become very overwhelming. So this can happen with things like sound as well and I didn’t put it in here but there is another quote when she’s at Becky’s party talking about how loud it is.

- “At some point I fall asleep but I can here all these creaky noises coming from outside” Solitaire, page 65

So this quote isn’t exactly that special but it’s the way she brings it up every time she sleeps, like she’s so hyper aware of the sounds outside that it begins to prevent her from sleeping.

Here are some other miscellaneous quotes that I wanted to throw in because I think they are relevant:

- “Who would I be,” I ask at one point, “if I were any of the Big Bang theory characters?”

“Sheldon,” - Charlie Spring, Solitaire, Page 100

This quote is nothing really I just thought it was interesting that Charlie related Tori to Sheldon as he’s generally seen as another autistic coded character (No matter how problematic that may be, I haven’t actually seen the show I just know a lot of people with Autism think it’s poor representation)

- “I don’t want people to try and understand why I am the way I am, because I should be the first person to understand that and I don’t understand yet.” Solitaire, (I lost the page)

- “I’ve got to do something,” I keep saying,” Solitaire, Page 272

Ok so throughout Solitaire (and ‘This Winter’ and the ‘Heartstopper’ graphic novels) Tori displays a very high sense of empathy. Main examples of this are with her brother Charlie and in that scene where Ben Hope gets beat up at the Solitaire meet up. Stereotypically people with autism have a low sense of empathy but actually it’s a spectrum and many people with autism (more often girls) experience a heightened sense of empathy.

- “Before boys, before sex, before alcohol, before she started to move on while I stayed exactly where I was.” Solitaire, Page 353

In girls signs of Autism generally begin to manifest more during their tween/teenage years. Girls who appeared to be progressing at a similar rate to their peers may begin to fall behind due to the increased social and academic pressure. This quote could however be more related to Tori being asexual, which we will get into now.

Asexuality and Autism

As confirmed in volume 5 of Heartstopper, Tori Spring is asexual. People with Autism are 2-3 times more likely to identify as a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Especially, the aroace community. The studies I looked at said around 30% of people with Autism also identified as aro/ace, this is also more common in women with Autism than men.

Autistic Meltdowns

So in addition to those direct quotes a repeated occurrence throughout Solitaire is Tori’s emotions bubbling up and eventually bursting out… and what could these outburst actually be? Autistic Meltdown.

The main examples that come to mind for Tori are the fight with Michael, that scene where Charlie asks if she’s ok and she starts crying and the scene where she’s talking to Lucas about Charlie at the concert.

Safe Foods

Ok Tori’s obsession with diet lemonade is kind of iconic. People with Autism often tend to have ‘safe foods’ that don’t trigger sensory issues, usually these are specific things with consistent, safe, tastes. For Tori, this is diet lemonade. Another thing to point out about this is the fact that she always uses straws which is possibly either a sensory thing or a routine :)

Ok, that’s about it… I don’t believe anyone would actually read all that but if you did… damn, thanks :))

Some of the resources I used:

https://www.allohealth.care/healthfeed/sexuality/asexuality-and-autism

https://neurodivergentinsights.com/autism-infographics/autism-and-sexual-diversity?format=amp

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/08/the-bond-between-animals-and-the-autistic/623372/

https://socialcaretalk.org/experiences/life-autism-spectrum/autism-feeling-different-wanting-to-fit-in/

https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/autism/hcp-dsm.html

https://jackiesilvernutrition.com/articles/autism-safe-food/

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thisblogisblank · 9 months

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Ummm okay bad news: things have become a crap ton busier over on my end so I don't know if the Marro vs. Inferno thing might be coming soon (or at all if I get burnt out-) so uuhh have some incorrect Wub quotes + Edin and Marro as compensation with a few of my own little tidbits in the image descriptions and also sorry most of these are Edin and Marro bcuz idk much about your characters and I don't want to accidentally portray them wrong sorry- (some of them aren't cropped properly and I don't know if you'll even be able to see the image descriptions ffff-)

HSHSHSHSH BESTIE IT'S FINE DW!!! I totally get it, just take care of yourself alr! /Gen

Now lemme just-

1) Evergreene kins smokey bear confirmed???

2) insinuating that marro would make a pretty corpse /j

3) ME TOO MARRO, EDIN IS VERY IMPORTANT. Edin my beloved.

4) plot twist: it's actually AR!Vana's staff and she's currently going feral trying to get it back

5) I'm gonna make Marro a fursona and it's gonna be a cat /j /j

6) Afterwards Common teaches Edin how to make a cup of coffee because "I don't want anyone else to suffer the same way I just had to." (<- lying. At least partially. He's warming up to Edin but doesn't want to admit it HSHSBS-)

7) inferno: WHAT?! You got a staring problem, pal?! Piss off! *Continues cooing and purring over some random monsterling that he found.*

(also fun fact about inferno since we're here: his purring sounds like the whirring of a giant machine! Y'know, since he is one. It's also very loud, so everybody on Earth Island knows when he's in a good mood HSHSHSH-)

8) flurry really said 'be ace do crimes' huh-

9) Marro, looking up at the 75-foot feral Wubbox with molten saliva and a giant crusher-thing on his stomach: ..yeah, I could kill ya! /J

10) the best part is that Evergreene would 100% play into it too, like a grown-up going along with a kid playing pretend HSHS-

#alternate realities #HSHS I'M SORRY THAT THESE POSTS ARE ALWAYS OBSCENELY LONG #i just like talking about em :']#also you got their personalities pretty much perfect!!! I'm super impressed :0 /gen

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rimeiii · 4 months

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While putting myself at risk from backlash from the majority of the WHB fandom, I have this to say about the current situation with the news of a potential boycott, as well as the login bonus + raffle announcement.

A friendly reminder that, like the Molar Office IDs login bonuses back in Limbus Company that were announced + released amidst the Vellmori debacle's fallout, the Christmas/NY login and raffle campaign in WHB is highly likely a planned promotional event before the player backlash happened, not a response to the backlash. Having a holiday promotional campaign is normal for most gachas, after all - and is likely already a part of their roadmap, even if in WHB's case they never revealed their roadmap.

If you really want to see change in the game state then make your voices known by not playing the game anymore, not just halting in-game purchases - and definitely not by harassing the devs, because harassment would only make your main message be ignored. Because when it comes to gacha games, another metric devs use to gauge how successful and profitable a game is would be player retention - because existing players, despite being F2P, represent an opportunity for them to make more money by potential future purchases from these current F2P players.

(Continued under the cut for length)

There's a reason why, during the Project Moon boycott, many players downright stopped playing and uninstalled the game, calling for others to do the same thing. It was only after a large dip in both profits and active player count that Project Moon started adressing the issue, and let me remind you that their initial statements were really fucking bad - even more so the doubling down, tarnishing their reputation to this day.

As someone in my crew server said:

As for the actual fallout of the shitty response, which was mirrored by a large majority of players (and keep in mind many players had already stopped playing and creating content for Project Moon games at this point): people uninstalling the game completely. And now Limbus Company has to make do with a tarnished reputation, lower player count, and lower profits overall.

The other way to make your voices known is to be loud in social media, though this is very dangerous in a sense that it could devolve into all-out fighting between players. And it also needs to be a united front between all players. My mind returns to the Summer Fortune debacle back in Granblue Fantasy, which was an entire fucking mess of bad decisions. For a tldr of the campaign, written as I was trying to make sense of the campaign (which may also include incorrect calculations):

And the fallout, which happened the moment the lottery results were announced:

As much as there were conflicts in the game between high-tier reward winners and those who only got the lowest tier (highest tier is basically a choice of any fucking unit you want, lowest tier are just some upgrade mats), everyone was mostly united in the sense that their anger is for the most part directed towards Cygames, the devs. People filming themselves getting rid of everything in their account (grid burning), quote tweeting the announcement tweets, getting Granblue trending - all to make a statement. And it paid off, because the very next day...

Cygames not only compensated everyone with a higher tier reward (T3, the second lowest tier that only has roughly a ~26% chance for a player to grab - free Gala limited unit. You can see how unbalanced the reward tiers are and how it sowed frustration and anger in the playerbase atp), they never released a campaign as bad as Summer Fortune. However, it did turn a lot of players away from the game - this was the start of most of my server just not really caring about GBF anymore.

People boycott and protest to make a statement, to make their voices heard. And sometimes you need to go to such an extreme length to do so - including deleting your account and your game, as well as sacrificing your enjoyment of the game. It's like the Korean VGC Nationals for Pokemon (basically competitive Pokemon) - they risked it all to protest the bad treatment TPC Korea gave towards the Korean players by playing top 4 using full Metronome teams as protest (a movement backed by most, if not all Korean VGC players), and while the players did suffer from it (their invites for Worlds got revoked), the damage has been done (the entire Nationals tournament got canceled).

TPC lost a lot of respect from VGC players worldwide, and after the mess that was Yokohama Worlds with the sudden rule changes (increased hack checks announced a few months before the event, which included a note for all players to be safe and use their own mons without trading with others - at a state where players were still testing out teams before making them in-game, commonly with the help of others), many players have expressed that they wanted to quit competitive Pokemon. A lasting impression, especially in the competitive scene, as detailed below.

And do you want to know why no moves were made on Pokemon, yet actions were taken for both Limbus Company and Granblue Fantasy?

VGC is one of if not the tiniest part of the Pokemon franchise. Most of the money Pokemon gets is from merch sales, if I'm not mistaken. VGC players complaining won't make a dent in their earnings - especially with how obscure VGC is.

Different case with Limbus and Granblue. Players dropping the game, getting rid of all their core equipment, uninstalling the game? They all directly impact the game and potential profits - so, they eventually addressed their respective situations. I could go on about other forms of protest that resulted in concrete actions, which end up benefitting the game (the Passenger buff situation in Arknights, Punishing: Gray Raven's rocky launch with an apparently P2W campaign), but in fear of this post getting too long, I shall stop.

Am I being harsh? Yes - perhaps to some people, overly so. But unless something drastic is done, I don't see the devs planning to fix anything massive in this game, and I wouldn't be surprised if paywalled seasonal gacha units with high prices will eventually become the norm.

#what in hell is bad #pls realize that boycotting =/= hate speech or harassment #a gacha needs money yes but there are less predatory and wallet-breaking ways to do so #and i'm done enabling this sort of shit by playing the game and contributing to player retention #i might return if they make things more accessible in the future (in particular for f2p players)#but as it stands i don't feel like this is a game worth my time #not at its current state

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ariathenovice2 · 1 year

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Incorrect Lu quotes

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Sky: I- sun and I are going to have a baby! I’m going to be a father! How did this happen?

Warriors: oh boy, well you see….when a man and woman love each other verry much-

Sky: i know HOW it happened!

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(Waking to hyrule castle)

Twilight- wow, that’s a bit castle

Midna- do you think he compensating for something?

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Legend- must be hard not being able to laugh

Warriors- I do have a sense of humor you know!

Legend- well I’ve never heard you laugh

Warriors- I’ve never heard you say anything funny

#linked universe #incorrect quotes #lu sky #lu warriors #lu legend #lu twilight #warning- some of these quotes might be a bit suggestive

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mugzymiik · 6 months

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HELLO THERE i wasnt able to make anything special for halloween sadly bc i got busy :(

have tpc incorrect quotes as compensation/hj

(i added one or two of my ocs just for the funsies)

Cyan: Apparently ‘double stuffed’ oreos only contain 1.87 times the stuffing of regular oreos...

Gold: Round that up.

Cyan: 1.9

Gold: Round it up another time.

Cyan: 1.9

Gold: Another time.

Cyan: 1.9

Gold: Could you PLEASE round it up for me just ONE MORE TIME, Cyan.

Cyan: 1.9

Orange: And that concludes our rounding of oreos.

Tsavorite: oreos are already round

Tsavorite: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen!

Orange: That’s a fucking snake

Cube: HELP! I’M DROWNING!

Lythorus: Chill. We’re only in five and a half feet of water, Cube.

Cube: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL, LYTHORUS!

Iris: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.

Tsavorite: -Incoherent mumbling-

Iris: Huh?

Orange: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo…

Gold: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Pyrare: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Heli: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

Cyan, on a random band name generator: Ooh! “They Might Be Depressed Horses”! That about sums up our entire group.

Marcle: Hello, McDonald's. I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

Pentellow: Where’s Tsavorite?

Orange: Around

Pentellow: "Around"?

Orange: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Tsavorite, dropping down from above: Did any of you guys know there’s a space above the ceiling?!

Lythorus: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?

Cubic: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT.

Cube: A bagel.

Cubic: NO!

Cube: Two bagels.

Tsavorite: In my defense, I was left unsupervised!

Iris: Wasn’t Orange with you, though??

Orange: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Tsavorite: -Floating out, disappointed after visiting an aquarium-

Orange: Tsav, what did you THINK a tiger shark was?!

Tsavorite: But that place is haunted…!

Orange: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!

Tsavorite, marching into the haunted house: I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!

Cube: What can therapy do for me that screaming in the bathroom for 30 minutes can’t?

Lythorus: I was just diagnosed with deez.

Gold: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

Cyan: So, Gold, I've been thinking–

Gold: That's pretty dangerous for you.

Quintagon: Hexagram, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?

Hexagram: My doctor just said I should avoid–

Quintagon: Being a wuss? I agree.

Dub: -On the phone- (About Lycanthropy) Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Dub: Anyways, you said Cyanide is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

Beau: Sorry, who are you?

Cubic: Oh, I’m Cubic

Beau: Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you from Cube…

Cubic: Are you his friend or some shit??

Beau: No.

Beau: I’m his therapist.

Orange: It’s a little funny how well you and Gold get along… Didn’t he hate you at first?

Tsavorite: Gold hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people!

Pyrare: -Winks for some reason-

Iris, Cube and Pentellow, holding up crosses: -SCREAMING-

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mollielovesfandoms · 5 months

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Incorrect LOTR Quotes #1

BTW, this is set after the movies, so Frodo, Sam, and Gandalf are not in them (nor is Boromir)

Pippin: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Merry: You looked in a mirror?

Pippin: someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

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Pippin: If they're YOUR bae, why are they using MY crafting table?

Merry: I'm not saying they're a slut, I'm just saying their spawn point isn't set to their own bed very often...

Arwen: Can you two stop fighting? Or... Like... Stop playing so much Minecraft...?

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Amaris: Life is like Gimli. It's short.

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Amaris: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-

Legolas: Probably.

Amaris: I didn't finish.

Legolas: Probably.

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Eowyn: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Amaris: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Eowyn: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Merry: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

#incorrect lotr quotes

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dragonciphering · 11 months

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My teaser for my fic has become a big ass (in my terms) oneshot. So uhhhh here’s some incorrect quotes as compensation. Also most of these ones pertain to this series (the series of oneshots) I’m writing. But they are not in the exact words or in order of happening ;D

<***>

Anakin talking about Obi-Wan, Luke, Qui-gon, and Leia’s Force Ghosts who are watching this time travel fiasco: “Why do you not believe that Force Ghosts are real?”

Ferus, while siping on some tea: “Never seen one. Plus there are no records of any for thousands of years.”

Anakin: “Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.”

Ferus: “Example?”

Anakin: “You can’t see gravity. That’s real.”

Ferus: “I can drop this tea cup.”

Anakin: “Kriff.”

<***>

Ferus: “This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.”

Anakin: “That sounds like a dare to me.”

Ferus bringing his hand up to pinch the bridge of his nose, inhaling and whispering: “For Force sake—”

<***>

Ferus trying to meditate while Anakin’s in the room: “Force, please give me patience.”

Anakin forgetting he’s not a Sith: “Isn’t it ‘Force give me strength’?”

Ferus, lightly chuckling and running on fumes: *Light chuckle* If the force gave me strength you’d be dead ☺️”

Anakin:

<***>

Anakin: “We had fun, didn’t we, Ferus?”

Ferus: “I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.”

<***>

Anakin: “Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.”

Ferus:

Anakin:

Ferus who knows that’s it’s 5-kriffing-am: “...How did you get into my room? And please, go back to bed.”

<***>

Ferus: “As the most senior padawan here, I say we find another route; it’s not safe for padawans who haven’t been on a mission before.”

Anakin: “That sounds like a challenge.”

Ferus: “I have to stress, that is not a challenge.”

Anakin who’s still trying to stop falling into his old Sith habits: “...That is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!”

Ferus: “There is no challenge!”

<***>

Anakin: “If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window. “

Ferus: “...We're on the ground floor.”

Anakin: “I know but I want a dramatic exit.”

<***>

Anakin: Ferus, do you consider me your rival and a good person?”

Ferus: “Of course I do!”

Anakin: “Would you still if I did something bad?”

Ferus: “Well, of course I… would…”

Anakin: “I mean something really, really—”

Ferus: “Anakin…what did you do?”

<***>

Anakin: “Tell them to eat banthashit, Ferus.”

Ferus: “Tell them yourself.”

Anakin: “Eat banthashit, motherkriffer. Fall on your own lightsaber.”

<***>

Ferus: “That was the worst throw ever, probably of all time.”

Anakin: “Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.”

<***>

Ferus: “Could I have some water?”

Anakin: *starts chugging their water bottle*

Anakin: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Anakin: *spills water all over himself*

Anakin, coughing: “I don't have any water.”

Ferus:

<***>

Ferus, injured: “Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?”

Anakin being a smart ass: “Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.”

Ferus, sarcastically and still injured: “Okay yeah thanks Anakin, that's great but wHERE'S THE KRIFFING FIRST AID KIT!?”

<***>

(And a bonus for my mutual @t1nytinn who I now owe my first born child to, due to their sacrifice of doing a shit tone of math for my sake)

Ferus who’s on his last nerve: “When I was your age—”

Anakin, mockingly: “When I was your height!”

Ferus:

Anakin:

Ferus:

Anakin, realizing what he just said: “Wait, ah kriff, I didn’t mean that— *nervous laugh* Please don’t kill me—”

Ferus, in all his queer glory:

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Should I make more?

#star wars #anakin skywalker #ferus olin #luke skywalker #obiwan kenobi #qui gon jinn #leia skywalker #the last four are just mentioned

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House of the Dragon Ep. 2: The Rogue Prince, a Summary (Incorrect Quotes Edition)

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Rhaenyra: *continues to be the cupbearer*

Lyman Beesbury: Ser Ryam Redwyne died in his sleep.

Viserys: Omfg that's so sad. He died like, peacefully, right?

Lyman: Of course, my king.

Harrold Westerling: With Otto's help, I recruited guys to be in the Kingsguard.

Corlys: *barges in* Hi, excuse me, sorry for barging in. The thing in the Stepstones have escalated. 4 ships had just sank with the last one having my banner on it. And y'all are doing nothing about it. You're just sitting pretty while people are dying in the Stepstones.

Otto: Calm down, Corly. You’ll be paid for everything you lost. Why are you still complaining about it?

Corlys: I don’t want fucking compensation. We’re taking the Stepstones by force and defeat the Crabfeeder.

Viserys: I’m not going to war with the Free Cities.

Corlys: Those bitches are pirates and not with the Free Cities.

Viserys: Who do you think supplies their weapons?

Lyman: Btw, we’ve never been at war with the Free Cities. If that happens, we’re all gonna be fucked.

Corlys: We should kick the crabfeeder out of there. The king’s lil’ bro literally took Dragonstone and used the gold cloaks as his minions. He’s been there for like 6 months, but y’all are doing nothing about it.

Otto: Bitch please, just because you’re in the council doesn’t mean you can just say whatever tf you want to the king.

Viserys: Actually, Corly, I am doing something. I have gathered reinforcements from Pentos and Volantis. So I suggest you calm your tits and not worry about it. Hmmkay?

Rhaenyra: Wait, daddy, don’t we have dragonriders?

Everyone: Why tf is she talking?

Rhaenyra: You could send us, you know.

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, it’s not that simple.

Rhaenyra: Yeah, but it could intimidate them.

Corlys: *lowkey impressed* Well, at least Princess Rhae-Rhae has a plan. And it’s not bad, actually.

Rhaenyra: What I mean-

Otto: Hey, I know something Princess Rhae-Rhae can do!

Viserys: Oh, yes, Lord Commander, can you escort her to see the new recruits to the Kingsguard?

Harrold: Of course, my king.

Rhaenyra: Wtf?

Viserys: It’s better if you’ll also choose your personal bodyguard.

Rhaenyra: But-

Viserys:

Rhaenyra: *groans* Ugh, fine.

Rhaenyra: *mumbles* He makes me his heir, but I’m not allowed to talk in the council. Okay. Old bitches.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *lowkey bored as she meets the new recruits*

Rhaenyra: *unimpressed with the new recruits*

Rhaenyra: Do any of these knight even have like, combat experience? Not just capturing poachers.

Harrold: Yes, of course. Uh, Crispy Coleslaw?

Criston: *steps forward*

Rhaenyra: *lowkey flirting* Oh, hi Crispy! Did you actually fight in the Stormlands?

Criston: In the Dornish Marches, princess. I was a foot soldier against small Dornish attacks. I was knighted afterwards.

Rhaenyra:

Rhaenyra: I choose Crispy Coleslaw.

Otto: Uh, let’s not decide quickly, princess Rhae-Rhae. Crispy’s good, I guess. But maybe you should choose a knights from well-known houses?

Rhaenyra: Bitch, please. My daddy needs to be defended by people who actually know how to fight, not just people riding pretty horses for entertainment. Am I right?

Otto: Well, I mean, you’re not wrong but-

Rhaenyra: Great! Then you should instate him. Bye now. *walks out*

Otto: …

Rhaenys: *watching the exchange from afar, lowkey impressed* She actually has balls.

. . . . .

Viserys, to Alicent: *explains the history of Valyria while building his own lego diorama*

Alicent: *pretends to be interested*

Viserys: *destroys a dragon model by accident*

Viserys and Alicent: *awkward hand-touching*

Viserys: So, uh…how’s Rhae-Rhae?

Alicent: What do you mean?

Viserys: Well, she barely talks to me, even with personal things.

Alicent: It will take time. Everyone has their process, my king. I took time when my own mommy died.

Viserys: I just wished Rhae-Rhae would just reach out to me and talk about it.

Alicent: Maybe you should go to her.

Viserys: Well…honestly, I’d rather face a dragon than my moody 15-year-old baby girl.

Alicent: I think she would open up more, if you allowed her to.

Viserys: Can you not tell her about this? I mean, it’s already weird that I’m asking about her from her bff. I don’t think she’ll understand.

Alicent: Oh, of course, my king. My lips are sealed.

. . . . .

Alicent: *takes Rhae-Rhae to the Grand Sept*

Rhaenyra: It’s only been months since my mommy died, and they’re already asking my daddy to remarry just so it would replace me as the heir. That’s so fucked up! I know when those old bitches plot in secret, because they’d send me away.

Alicent: You shouldn’t worry about that, Rhae-Rhae. How will it affect you if you dad actually remarries?

Rhaenyra: Idk, honestly.

Alicent: Rhae-Rhae, your daddy loves you. That’s why he chose you to be the heir.

Rhaenyra: Please, he only did it because there was no one else. And doesn’t want it to be my uncle Daemon.

Alicent: *kneels before an altar* Come on, kneel with me.

Rhaenyra: *kneels with Alicent* Fine.

Alicent: I know it’s weird, but doing this, I feel like I’m close to my mommy again.

Rhaenyra: It’s not weird.

Alicent: Good, you should try it, you know. Light a candle.

Rhaenyra: Ok. *lights a candle* What will I say?

Alicent: Whatever you want.

Alicent and Rhaenyra: *prays*

Rhaenyra: *cries*

Alicent, to Rhaenyra:

Alicent: It's ok, Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: I just want my daddy to see me as more than just his baby girl.

Alicent: My daddy does this to me too. When I want to spend time with him, I know that I should do the effort.

Rhaenyra: Aww, thanks, bestie.

. . . . .

Corlys and Rhaenys: *walking in the palace gardens toward Viserys*

Viserys: Oh, hi. I want you to know that I value the bond of our houses. Besides, Couz Rhae is my fave cousin after all, but don’t tell other people I said that.

Rhaenys: Aww, couz. You flatter me.

Corlys: Btw, sorry about the outburst during the council meeting earlier.

Viserys: It’s ok. I know the Velaryon fleet is one of the kingdom’s important assets, but as king, it’s my duty to avoid war, unless we have no choice.

Colrys: Also, I have a proposition. The queen is dead, you named Rhae-Rhae your heir, you lil’ bro took over Dragonstone, and now pirates are invading our most critical shipping lane.

Viserys: …ok?

Rhaenys: Well, it’s true, cousin. Bitches across the realm think you’re weak.

Viserys: And us taking over the Stepstones is like the only solution you can think of? Wtf.

Corlys: You know, if there’s drama, you either gotta face it head on, or get away and avoid the hot seat. But you should never, ever let it hit you right in the face.

Viserys: Wtf are you saying?

Corlys: Well, we were thinking that you should marry our baby girl, Laena.

Viserys:

Viserys: Honestly, I did not see this coming. I haven’t even thought about remarrying. It hasn’t even been a year since Aemma died.

Rhaenys: The kingdom expects you to remarry. And our Laena is perfect wife material.

Viserys:

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: Daddy, we haven’t talked to each other since, you know.

Viserys: I know, and I’m sorry. I think we should talk more often.

Rhaenyra: Well, you can say whatever you want. You’re the king after all.

Viserys: I loved your mommy very much.

Rhaenyra: Me too.

Viserys and Rhaenyra: *awkward eating noises*

Rhaenyra: Btw, Ser Harrold showed me the recruits, and they were…ok.

Viserys: Oh, go on.

Rhaenyra: But asking them, I figured out that Crispy was the only one who has actual hand-to-hand combat experience.

Viserys: Ah, good to know you’ve chosen a bodyguard.

Rhaenyra: Btw, about earlier-

Viserys: It’s ok, Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: I just thought I have some-

Viserys: Aww, you’re still young. You’re still gonna learn.

Rhaenyra: *thoughts* I’m the fucking heir and I’m not allowed to propose a solution? Wtf!

. . . . .

Grand Maester Mellos: *places maggots on a bowl*

Viserys: Wtf is that?

Mellos: It’s for your wound, my king. Maggots will eat dead flesh and stop the rotting.

Viserys, to Mellos and Otto: Btw, you guys, Corly and Couz Rhae talked to me earlier. They proposed for me to marry.

Otto: Really? To whom?

Viserys: To their baby girl, Laena.

Otto: Wtf? Corly’s such a bitch! That shit should be one of the main teas in the small council.

Viserys: Wtf do you think I’m doing right now?

Viserys: So, wtf should I do?

Otto: Laena is still a baby.

Mellos: Well, the Velaryons are still salty when the great council named you heir instead of your cousin, Rhaenys. It would def make things right, btw.

Viserys: I’m worried about what Rhae-Rhae will think.

Mellos: It doesn’t matter, my king. Her mommy’s dead so her daddy has to continue the royal line.

Otto: Uh, I know it’s hard, my own wifey’s death still hurts. But to replace her for duty’s sake? I mean, you may be the king. But I’m so glad I’m not you right now.

. . . . .

Viserys and Laena: *walking through the gardens*

Viserys: *thoughts* This is weird af.

Laena: So, what was it like riding the Aegon’s dragon? You were Balerion’s last rider, right?

Viserys: Just a little while before he died. With Balerion dead, memories of Valyria died with him.

Laena: Isn’t Vhagar still alive? But we don’t know where she is, and she’s too large to be in the dragonpit though.

Viserys and Laena: *awkward silence*

Laena: Btw, my king it’d be nice if we get married. I will give you many babies and strengthen the royal line and the realm.

Viserys: Did your daddy told you to say that?

Laena: *shrugs*

Viserys: What did your mommy tell you?

Laena: That I shouldn’t sleep with you until I’m 14.

Viserys:

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *watching Viserys and Laena in the gardens*

Rhaenys: It bothers you, right?

Rhaenyra: My daddy is the king. It’s his duty to remarry and strengthen his line.

Rhaenys: Bitch, please, I didn’t ask for a lesson in politics. I asked if it bothers you.

Rhaenyra: Wtf Laena is your baby girl. Does it bother you too?

Rhaenys: Of course, duh! But unlike you, I know how the order of things work.

Rhaenyra: I don’t understand. Are you trying to make me mad because-?

Rhaenys: No, it’s not that. Your daddy will have to remarry sooner or later, either to my baby girl or to someone else. By then his new wifey will have more babies/heirs, and maybe one of those will be a baby boy. And when your daddy dies, and your baby bro gets older, everyone will expect him to be the heir, not you. Because that is how things work.

Rhaenyra: When I become queen, I will create a new order.

Rhaenys: Oh, how I wish, Rhae-Rhae. They had their chance to name a queen, but they didn’t.

Rhaenyra: But they denied you, lol. The queen who never was? But they bent the knee to me.

Rhaenys: Ok, truth time, and I don’t think anyone has balls to tell you this. Men would wreak havoc and destroy the realm, than see a woman sit on the iron throne. And your daddy isn’t an idiot, he knows that.

. . . . .

Viserys: They want me to remarry. They obviously want a new queen.

Alicent: A new queen will calm things down, I guess. Do they have someone in mind?

Viserys: Corly offered his baby girl, Laena. So there’s that.

Alicent: It’s not bad, actually. I’m sure she’s great, and that she will like your company like I do.

Viserys: …

Alicent: *brings out a box* Oh, btw, I brought you something.

Viserys: *opens the box and sees a mended dragon model*

Alicent: I had it fixed for you.

Viserys: *flattered* Omfg thanks, Ali.

Otto: *walks in and ignores the fact that Ali is there* My king, we have a problem so I called the council.

Viserys: Why?

Otto: Uh… I think it’s better if we just talk about it there.

Viserys: Fine.

. . . . .

Dragonkeeper: It happened at midnight, my king.

Viserys: *lowkey angry* How tf did a thief stole a dragon’s egg while 50 of you were there?!

Dragonkeeper: I’m so sorry, my king. But it was your lil’ bro, the Prince Daemon who stole it.

Otto: Your lil’ bro left a letter, explaining why he did shit.

Mellos: *reads the letter* I, Prince Daemon Targaryen, Prince of Dragonstone and Rightful heir to the Iron throne, am getting hitched. My future wife will be called Lady Mysaria of Dragonstone, she’s knocked up and I want a dragon’s egg in the baby’s crib just like everyone in our family.

Mellos: *rolls the letter* Your lil’ bro has also invited you to his wedding, and it’s like, in 2 days.

Lyman: Wtf?

Corlys: Who tf is this Mysaria person?

Otto: Daemon’s sidechick. He’s obviously mocking you, my king.

Lyonel: Yeah, seems like it.

Viserys: Daemon’s just looking for attention.

Corlys: Everyone’s looking at you, my king.

Viserys: Wtf do you want me to do? Send him to the Wall?

Otto: Daemon has taken Dragonstone, took the gold cloaks with him, and now stole a dragon’s egg-

Rhaenyra: Who’s egg is it?

Everyone: Um, what?

Rhaenyra: Which egg did Daemon take?

Dragonkeeper: The one you chose for your lil’ bro Prince Baelon, Princess Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: *angry* That son of a bitch!

Viserys: *facepalms* That’s it! Otto, assemble an army, I’ll go to Dragonstone and drag Daemon’s ass back here myself.

Otto: My king, it’s too dangerous. I’m sorry, but I won’t allow it. I’ll do it.

Viserys: Alright.

. . . . .

Otto: *gets ready to leave*

Alicent: *helps Otto, lowkey panicking*conceal, don’t feel, don’t let it show

Otto: *notices her panicking and takes her hands* Ali, you’re the most pretty girl in court. Wtf are you doing to yourself?

Alicent: …

Otto: You visiting the king tonight?

Alicent: If that’s what you want, then sure.

Criston: *arrives*

Alicent: Hi, Crispy.

Criston: Hi, Lady Ali. Btw, Lord Otto, I called 20 of your guys and Harrold will also join us.

Alicent: Please watch after my daddy, Crispy.

. . . . .

Otto and company: *arrives at Dragonstone*

Daemon and company: *waiting for them*

Daemon: Ah, welcome to Dragonstone, Otto.

Otto: Your stay is at an end, Daemon. You have to return the dragon’s egg, disband your army, break-up with your sidechick, and gtfo of Dragonstone by order of King Viserys.

Daemon: So, where is the king, hmm? I don’t see him.

Otto: He’s too busy to deal with your bullshit.

Daemon, at Criston: Oh, you look so familiar.

Criston: I’m new to the kingsguard, btw.

Daemon: Oh, yes, sorry. I mean, I’ve seen you before, but I don’t remember you.

Criston: Maybe, you’d remember the time I knocked you off your horse.

Daemon: *laughs* Omfg yes! You’re a bad bitch. Good.

Otto: This is so pathetic, Daemon. Did you really need to do all this just to get you big bro’s attention?

Daemon: I’m just following tradition. Just like my big bro did for his heir.

Otto: Traditions for the trueblood royalty, not for bastards with sidechicks.

Daemon: Wtf Mysaria’s gonna be my wife.

Otto: This is stupid. You’re making your bro look bad on the people.

Daemon: Idgaf what people think.

Otto: And those bitches behind you, huh?

Daemon: Lay off them, Otto. I’m their commander. Nothing you can do about that. I know you’re here for the egg. Come and get it then.

Otto: Omfg you’re crazy. This is like declaring war against your king.

Daemon: I guess it is.

Otto: Really? Even if your sidechick and the fetus inside her die in the process?

Daemon: *pulls his sword* You’re on fucking thin ice, Otto. Don’t you even fucking dare!

Caraxes: *growls* Hi everyone! Thanks for visiting Dragonstone.

Otto: *internally panicking* Oh, shit! I totally forgot about the dragon.

Otto, to his men: Lower your fucking swords.

Daemon: Ha! Pussies.

Syrax: *distant growling*

Everyone: Wtf is that sound?

Syrax: *flys over them* That is how you make an entrance, Rhae-Rhae. With everyone’s eyes on you.

Daemon: *thoughts* Dammit, my niece is hot.

Rhaenyra: *dismounts Syrax and walks towards the men*

Otto, to Rhaenyra: Wtf are you doing here, Rhae-Rhae?

Rhaenyra: Preventing bloodshed.

Otto, to Criston: Crispy, please get the princess out of here.

Rhaenyra, to Otto’s men: Don’t piss off Syrax, or she’ll burned you alive.

Rhaenyra: *walks towards Daemon* Hi Uncle. Btw, you’re in my castle.

Daemon: You’re not legal age yet, Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: My daddy’s mad at you.

Daemon: Tf does he care? I’m celebrating because I’m getting married.

Rhaenyra: You’re already married. Lol

Daemon: I didn’t wanna marry her. Wtf.

Rhaenyra: But you stole my baby bro’s dragon egg, why?

Daemon: A dragon egg was placed in your crib after you were born. My baby should have one as well.

Rhaenyra: Wait, you’re gonna be a dad? Is that bitch pregnant?

Daemon: Yeah, I mean…one day.

Mysaria: Wtf Daemon that’s not what we rehearsed!

Mysaria: *walks out*

Rhaenyra: Look, if you wanna be heir again, you’ll have to kill me. Just get it over with. I’m so tired of all this drama, honestly.

Otto: *visibly concerned* Omfg if she dies, the king will kill me.

Daemon: *thoughts* Damn, she has balls. I like her.

Daemon: Fuck it! You win.

Daemon: *throws Rhae-Rhae the dragon egg*

Rhaenyra: *victory smile* That’s what I thought.

Rhaenyra, to Otto and company: And that is how you do it, bitches!

. . . . .

Daemon: *slightly pissed and turned on as he walks back into the castle*

Mysaria: *obviously mad*

Daemon: Hey, babe. Sorry about what happened earlier.

Mysaria: I did not expect the fuckery you pulled, Daemon.

Daemon: Don’t worry about that.

Mysaria: You swore to protect me, wtf!

Daemon: This is a safe place. What are you worried about?

Mysaria: Your big bro might want to take this back. He’ll forgive you if you say sorry but what about me? What then?

Daemon: Wtf? Just calm down.

. . . . .

Viserys: I came to you for a 2nd opinion.

Lyonel: Alright, shoot.

Viserys: Ever since my grandpa named me heir over his wifey, Corly has been rolling his eyes at me.

Lyonel: You’re the king, and Corly has a big-head. Big-headed people don’t like looking up.

Viserys: Laena Velaryon, tell me what you think?

Lyonel: Well, she’s Corly’s baby girl, your master of ships, she comes from the richest house in the realm, and she has old Valyrian and Targaryen blood. She’s the perfect candidate. What the problem?

Viserys: She’s like, 12!

Lyonel: She will grow. Everyone does.

Viserys: But I don’t wanna get married again.

Lyonel: You can say that, but it’s your duty. So you have to.

Viserys: What if I reject Corly’s proposal.

Lyonel: Oh, he will be mad, definitely. But things are stirring in the Stepstones. And we need him and his ships if we wanna win.

Viserys: Wtf?

Lyonel: It’s honestly a win-win sitch for all of us.

Harrold: *burst in* My king, Princess Rhae-Rhae has arrived from Dragonstone.

Viserys:

Viserys: Dragonstone? Where tf did she go?

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: Hi daddy!

Viserys: What tf were you thinking?! You’re my only heir, you could’ve been killed!

Rhaenyra: Can I sit first?

Viserys: You went to Dragonstone?

Rhaenyra: And got the egg without bloodshed. Because I don’t think Otto can do that with Uncle Daemon.

Viserys: Yeah, well, you’re not wrong. You’re just like your mommy. I miss her so much and it’s not the same without her.

Rhaenyra: I miss her too.

Viserys: I wish I knew what to say after she died. It’s still a surprise to me that my baby girl is not a baby anymore. And I know that you know what the people are saying they want me to do.

Rhaenyra: I know. You have to remarry.

Viserys: Your mommy is irreplaceable. Just as I much as you’re my heir. But we have to secure the line. I don’t wanna make things weird between us, Rhae-Rhae-

Rhaenyra: Daddy, you’re the king. It is your duty. Mommy would understand, like I do.

. . . . .

Viserys: *takes a deep breath* Alright, let’s do this.

Viserys: Hey, y’all! So I’ve decided to remarry, just like what everyone wants me to do.

Viserys: *looks over at Rhae-Rhae*

Rhaenyra: It’s ok, daddy.

Viserys: I wanna marry…*looks over at Alicent*

Alicent: *panics* Omfg why is he looking at me?

*High Council drum rolls*

Viserys: Lady Alicent Hightower.

Alicent: What?

Otto: *victory smile* Ha! In your face, Corly!

Corlys: Wtf? We are neighbors and my wifey is your cousin! This is ridiculous!

Viserys: Hey, I’m your king. You will fucking accept my decision and deal with it.

Corlys: *walks out* Fuck you and your decision, I’m outta here!

Rhaenyra:

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae?

Rhaenyra: Fuck you, dad! *walks out*

. . . . .

Corlys: The Velaryons and Targaryens go way back since the Old Valyria. But unlike you, we don’t ride dragons. So we rode ships instead. And believe it or not, you and I are more alike than you care to admit.

Daemon: Bitch please, your bro is not a king.

Corlys: I mean, we needed to do something to gain attention because we’re often ignored.

Daemon: Did you really tell me to come here to insult me? Or there’s something else you want?

Corlys: Well, I think you know all the shit happening in the Stepstones, right?

Daemon: Ah, yes, some pirate prince wannabe is feeding sailors to crabs.

Corlys: I’ve been telling your big bro to send my navy to deal with the problem, but it’s like he doesn’t care about it.

Daemon: Viserys doesn’t like war, that’s probably why.

Corlys: This pirate prince wannabe is called the Crabfeeder, and he has powerful bitches supporting him. And your bro not caring had caused him to rise. If those shipping lanes fall, my house will be crippled and I don’t wanna go broke while our king flaunts his riches with fancy parties.

Daemon: Hey, don’t talk about my big bro like that! Only I’m allowed to do that.

Corlys: If you help us, it would also make you look good. We’re not spoonfed things when we asked them, we do shit to earn them.

Daemon: …

Daemon: Fine, I’m in.

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Incorrect quotes under the cut-

Phineas: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Baljeet: You’re too young to have enemies.

Phineas: You don’t even know.

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Isabella: Yesterday, I overheard Phineas saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Ferb replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Buford: I don’t even use tubberware anymore.

Isabella: What are you saying? Say it again.

Buford: Tubberware.

Isabella: Say it again. Slow.

Buford: Tubberware.

Isabella: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.

Buford: Tub.

Isabella: Wrong.

Buford: What do you mean, wrong?

Isabella: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P.

Buford: What are you talking about?

Isabella: Tupperware. Tupper.

Buford: It’s tupper!

Isabella: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be.

Buford: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

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Isabella: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Phineas: Why? It was important.

Isabella: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Ferb, shrugging: The people need to know.

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Isabella, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Baljeet: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Baljeet: I’m actually very good at mathematics.

Baljeet: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

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Ferb: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Baljeet: I think you mean cards.

Phineas: They did not.

Ferb, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Phineas: That's ridiculous, Isabella doesn't have a crush on me.

Buford: Yes they do.

Ferb: Yes they do.

Isabella: Yes I do.

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Buford: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Ferb: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Buford: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Baljeet: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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Isabella: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?

Buford: Because your toast would get soggy!

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Buford: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.

Baljeet: No, we are mad.

Buford: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Baljeet: No, we’re not!

Buford: I am not a mind reader, Baljeet!

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Phineas: How was your day, Buford?

Buford: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Phineas: Oh? And what does that mean?

Buford: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

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Buford: Okay, two person huddle.

Ferb: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Buford: Some people are like slinkies.

Baljeet: What?

Buford: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Baljeet:

Baljeet: Please don't push Phineas down the stairs.

Buford, pushing Phineas down the stairs: Too late.

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Ferb: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Phineas: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

#Phineas and Ferb #incorrect quotes #phineas flynn #ferb fletcher #buford van stomm #baljeet tjinder #Isabella Garcia Shapiro #not art

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deckofcardau · 2 months

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Sorry I haven't posted much, gang, I've had alot happen

I'm gonna try and post this week while there's nothing TOO much to do, but I'm close to the ending of a school term aswell as having to prepare for testing for the next term. Also, I've been preoccupied on actually finishing the story, too. You see, I know where I want it to go, but I have some gaps to fill, so bear with me.

For some compensation, Ross and Chris are names that are also important later. I know you guys haven't seen them yet, but they'll show up more soon.

Thank you for your patience!! Have some silly incorrect quotes. I'm sorry I don't feed you all enough.

#ask blog #cuphead ask blog #cuphead au #deck of card au #cuphead #cuphead oc #king dice #the devil cuphead

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thatonesongyouretryingtoremember · 1 year

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Generating some

Elumax incorrect quotes

During post lemon and queueuing them <2

Generator

Also if ur unfamiliar w/ my incorrect quotes the rating out of 10 is how accurate they are imo

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Lucas: Want to hear a hard riddle?

El: Sure.

Lucas: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?

El: ...down?

Lucas: N-

Max: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.

Lucas:

Lucas: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...

8/10 accuracy rating annzbxbhdhdbvxbdb they're literally adorable <2

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*El is telling a story*

Max: Wow, El, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Lucas: Romance?

Max: I have a crush on them.

5/10 accuracy this means everything to me

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Max: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?

El: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

Max: Aww, it's a love note for Lucas?

El: No-

Max: *opens it*

Max:

El:

Max: I can't read this.

3/10 what is goinging on

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Lucas: Yesterday, I overheard El saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Max replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

8/10 but that's how you get spied on

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Max: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

El: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Max: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Lucas: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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Lucas: Which movie are you and Max going to see tonight?

El: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Max wants.

Lucas: Which one do they want to see?

El: I haven't decided yet.

5/10 elmax movie nights REAL

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El: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Lucas: But are you shuffling?

El: Everyday.

Max: What language are you two speaking??

5/10

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Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

El: But are you shuffling?

Lucas: Everyday.

Max: What language are you two speaking??

10/10 Lucas saying "make no mistake" with the utmost confidence <22

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El: So... what’s goin’ on?

Lucas: You want the long version or the short version?

El, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Lucas: Shit’s fucked.

El: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

10/10 the fact this was the one Max wasn't speaking in their name for Max is "the short one"

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*Lucas teaching El to drive and taking Max along for the ride*

Lucas: That's a pothole. To the left!

El: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Max, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

El: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Lucas, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

El: Country Roads.

Max: To the place.

El and Max in unison: I Belong!

Lucas, crying harder: What the fuck?

10/10 let Lucas be frustrated with their chaotic antics challenge let El drive challenge let Max be happy challenge

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El: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.

Lucas: Ducks can’t eat lightbulbs?

Max: I think that’s the point.

El: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.

7/10 so THAT'S what they were planning...

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Lucas: What’s it like being tall?

Lucas: Is it nice?

Lucas: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

El: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Max: It was one time!

10/10 El being the tallest and strongest and Max being the shortest REAL

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El: Guys, Max is missing.

Lucas: Good.

3/10 dw guys he means bc she's awake 😅

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Lucas: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

El: We're chopsticks!

Lucas: Well... that's cute!

Lucas: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Max: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

10/10 accuratte

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El, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Max, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Lucas: What the fuck are you guys doing?

El: Playing systemic oppression.

10/10 but specifically during season 3

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Max: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Lucas. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Lucas!

El: Nope.

Max: In that case, as the archbishop of El's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Lucas right on the lips!!!

4/10 but transmasc/transboy queer El REAL and hopclair my beloved <2

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Lucas: How did you even get in here?

Max: El's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Max's door"!

El: I’m closing the window.

El's staying at the Wheelers in ST5 Lucas was there to witness the gays panicking for a sleepover with Will and Mike

6/10

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Lucas: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

El: They do.

Max: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

7/10 not me rearranging all the quotes for Lucas to ask the philosophical questions- he's just such a curious soul <2

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Max: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Lucas: Yes.

Max: I love you.

Lucas: It back.

*Later*

El: Why is Max crying face-down on the floor?

10/10 the girls who get it get it

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El & Lucas:*Playing video games*

Max: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

El: *silence*

Lucas: *silence*

Max, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

El & Lucas in shame: Yeah...

6/10 Max had major fomo she was totally listening the whole night

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Wait the site crashed but the next one was going to be ab the moon :(

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That's all, folks

#yk how i feel ab el n the moon #elumax #mayhopclair #stranger things incorrect quotes #elumax incorrect quotes

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