i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

there needs to be more horror romance novels, they mesh together so well. when you think about it so many horror movies have unintentional sexual undertones and so many romance movies are inheritly creepy when viewed through a slightly different lense. not to mention passion itself being such an intense emotion that works well with both genres. i love horror i love romance i love how they can coexist and one can mirror the other.

Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .

who up wanting something they can never have

new mixed drink! i call it The Sludge

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

I love when savage dex comes out like yes baby you tell em

since Army Dreamers is trending in fandom and art rn---- Jolie. it's literally Jolie.

Bird 03 and 04! [Pattern]

°•💜 twipie 💖•°

a quick and dirty warm-up inspired by shadowbringers

I know I'm 100 years late but. The bride and the ugly-ass groom :]

Original meme under the cut

Celestia, princess of the sun☀️🌈