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Whirl: I give up. I am so tired. Swerve: Get the emergency supply! Brainstorm: *carries Tailgate and places them in front of whirl* Tailgate: *smiles* Whirl: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO

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Rodimus: Any chance that's for me? Drift: It's for Ratchet. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Rodimus: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Rodimus: Sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren't actually scary

Whirl: Yeah, I totally agree. Like when I climbed a mountain during a lightning storm and demanded to be struck by lightning. It didn't even hurt at all and now I'm not even scared of god anymore.

Rodimus: That is... That is not what I meant.

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Ratchet: casually call your friends "coward" to assert dominance Rodimus: hey, do you mind closing the door for me? Ratchet: sure thing, coward.

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Rodimus: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Rodimus: punches a wall Rodimus: Rodimus: Please take me to the hospital

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Rodimus: Hey, I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? Nautica: A pet WHAT?! Swerve: William Snakespeare.

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Ultra Magnus: I'm pretty easygoing. Rodimus: I once saw you measure a ruler with another ruler. Ultra Magnus: It was off by half a centimeter. It never should have been in circulation.

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Waiter: Hello, welcome to Applebee's! What would you like to order? Tailgate: I'll take the apple. Waiter: We don't actually sell apples Tailgate, visibly frightened: Ok then. gulps I'll have the bees

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Rung: People treat me like a god. Skids: What? How? Rung: They ignore my existence until they need something from me

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Pharma: I invited you all here today because I crave the deadliest game. Whirl, nodding: Knife monopoly. Pharma: ... I was actually planning on hunting you for sport but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is

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Rodimus: Once I was arrested for being so cool Drift: And then all the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

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*police sirens in the distance*

Tailgate, who has never done anything wrong in his life: They've found me.

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Optimus: Do you sell Happy Meals? McDonalds Worker: We do! Optimus: yeah can I get that without the meal? McDonalds Worker: Optimus: please

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Drift: Has anyone told you today that you're really annoying? Rodimus: N-no?? Drift: Good, I'm not in the mood to murder anyone today.

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Rodimus, to Swerve: you come to me if you want relationship advice. you go to Mags if there's grammar advice you want help with.

Ultra Magnus: You ended that sentence with a preposition just to bait me.

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Perceptor: You wanna grab a bite to eat?

Chromedome: Sure. Brainstorm too?

Perceptor: Haven't seen him in a while. I don't think he's awake right now.

Brainstorm, from the rafters in the cieling: You'd be incorrect in that conjecture, Perceptor.

Perceptor: HOLY FUCKING PRIMUS-

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Anode: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Anode, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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