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bunniesandbeheadings · 3 months

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Hey guys, I found Robespierre’s jaw! You know! His jaw.

A bunch of French families, whose names I can’t give you, told me they had Robespierre’s jaw and I went to go see the jaw and I don’t know anything about skeletons but it sure looked like a human jaw to me! And kind of oldish. So it’s robespierre’s jaw

And sure, at least one of the guys who showed me the jaw said “I actually don’t think it’s robespierre’s jaw the timelines don’t line up and how would we have even gotten the jaw anyway”

But shut up I found it!

Anyone who says I didn’t find it is jealous of how I have an ass that doesn’t quit

#no this is literally what that book sounded like regarding the sword!#to the uninitiated: someone published a book saying that they found the sword used to decapitate anne boleyn #and me! a fool! I purchased the book! and lemme tell you #lemme tell you!!!#lemme fucking TELL YOU!!!

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bingothedingo666 · 16 days

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When your snusband is feeling under the weather so you go full spa-mode

I love the HC that Crowley turns snakey when he's ill or in pain. Luckily he has an angel to take care of him ☺️.

Click to full size for better image quality, Tumblr deep fried the thumbnails.

#ya girl loves her sickfics lemme tell you #i see my favorite characters and i immediately give them the flu #for fluff purposes #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #my art #fanart #sick #caretaking

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vyeoh · 14 days

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(The Washington Post)

For those who don't know, the US Supreme Court just ruled that states are allowed to enforce trans healthcare for minors. Undoubtedly, this will trigger a wave of other states that either hope to pass or have already passed policies to do the same. This is going to kill children, and harm more in long-lasting ways.

So, how can you help?

FUCKING VOTE. I don't care if you don't like Biden, he's not the only one on the ballot. Vote representatives into your city council who will turn our city into a sanctuary city. Vote for governors and state reps who will, even if they don't pass new protections, oppose bans being pushed through. Chsllenge and kick out conservative incumbents who are banking on their races being obscure enough for people to not vote in.

Anyone telling you voting is useless is either lying to you or grossly uninformed and think saying this is the edgy new take that will make them look hip and informed. Yes, the system is broken. But short of burning the whole thing to the ground (which personally I'm not a fan of as I quite enjoy having like. Roads and the FDA) what we can do is to change it for the better, by starting with the local races and working our way up.

#vio.txt #politics #us politics #lemme tell you when i read this story and my heart sank #the supreme court has set the tone on ruling on trans healthcare #the best thing we can do is ensure those decisions never reach them #this is your reminder that state court justices are an elected position #but god. im deeply worried for the upcoming election #transgender #lgbtq #lgbt #also on another note please vote for biden????? like trump is currently in several trials we cannot give him the power to pardon??????#also im hoping he'll keep erasing student loans

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skulandcrossbones · 1 year

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#tedlassoedit #tedlassogif #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #keeley jones #barbara (ted lasso)#originals #being a day 1 barb stan is paying off lemme tell you #1k

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solarmorrigan · 9 months

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It’s Eddie’s own fault, really, that things turned out this way (he says, as if he’s in any way displeased with the outcome).

It’s just that once they’d started dating, once Steve had realized that his touch was invited and welcomed, he’d become so open with his affection, whenever and wherever he could be.

He holds Eddie’s hand, he hugs him “hello,” he kisses him “goodbye” (and, frankly, any other time he thinks he can get away with it), he’s always pulling Eddie up close to him when they sit (or pulling Eddie right into his lap, or, once he’s been assured that he’s not that heavy, sitting himself on Eddie’s lap), he’s forever orbiting in Eddie’s space, and Eddie is living for it.

He’s never had anyone love him so openly before, so proudly. It’s fucking marvelous.

Naturally, Eddie starts looking for ways to return the favor; little ways to let Steve know that he’s just as loved.

And it starts with his car keys.

He asks Steve to grab them for him because they’re still on the counter and Eddie’s already halfway out the door. When Steve hands them over, Eddie makes sure to take a moment to lean in and peck him on the cheek with a quick, “Thanks, babe.”

And after catching the pleased, pink flush that spreads over Steve’s cheeks at that, there’s no way Eddie isn’t going to do it again.

After Steve brings him a beer the next time they’re watching a movie together, Eddie gives him a quick kiss on the cheek and tells him, “Thanks, angel.”

After Steve pays for dinner on date night (they take turns, no complaints, no skipping, no matter how much one or the other might argue I can get it this time), Eddie takes a furtive glance around the empty restaurant parking lot before pressing his lips to Steve’s cheek with a quiet, “Thank you, baby.”

After Steve brings him the towel he’d left inside the next time the kids are over to use the pool, he gets a big kiss on the cheek and a saccharine, “Thank you, sweetheart” (at which most of the kids groan and boo about PDA, which results in Eddie flipping them off while Steve kisses him full on the mouth, because they are mature adults).

If Eddie had stopped to think about it, he might have recognized it as a sort of (benign!) conditioning. He doesn’t actually stop to think about it, however, until one afternoon when Steve brings him lunch while he’s working on a campaign.

“Thanks, Steve,” Eddie mumbles, barely glancing up from his notebook.

It takes him almost a full minute to realize that Steve hasn’t moved – and only then because Steve pointedly clears his throat.

Pulled from his plotting stupor, Eddie blinks up at Steve, who is staring right back at him. “What?”

“Forgetting something?” Steve asks, glancing down at the sandwich and chips he’d brought in.

Eddie frowns, thinking back. “I said thank you.”

Steve raises his brows, clearly unimpressed that Eddie is still missing some kind of point, and then he tilts his head just slightly up and to the left, baring the side of his face.

Eddie stares, uncomprehending, for moment longer before– “Oh, shit, right!”

He pops up out of his chair and presses a kiss to Steve’s cheek, then another, and another, until Steve’s smiling at him and trying not to laugh.

“Sorry, darlin’,” Eddie murmurs against his skin. “Won’t happen again.”

“Better not,” Steve chides, but from the way his arms wind over Eddie’s shoulders, pulling him closer as he turns his head to catch him in a proper kiss, Eddie can tell that he’s far from displeased.

[Prompt: Cheek kisses]

#here you guys get an extra thing this week because it is my birthdaaaay and I wanted to post a thing #this is a whole pile of ridiculousness though lemme tell you #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #eddiesteve #solar wrote

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civetside · 4 months

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hello guys it's me miss consistent art style!!! wrestling AU????? sorry i am smashing my 2 current interests together as ya do, gideons trying to be a cool pro wrestler and harrow is her manager

#tlt #griddlehark #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #camilla hect #ianthe tridentarius #idk im not tagging ALL of them you know the guys #i been watching a lotta wwe and wow lately good shit lemme tell you what #i need somebody to like wrestling like i do so i can yell at them about WOW like please that shit is CRAZY #anyways i have so many ideas for this AU you have no idea #i have plans for most characters okay it all fits perfectly just give me another 100 pages to tell you about it #i will be drawing more homosexual wrestling if you all are interested in seeing more #i love being cringe smiles real big

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gwentbleidd · 10 months

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still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad

#i'm polish and lemme tell you something #polish str8s are so angry rn it's so funny #imagine u get mad at random points during the day and can't sleep at night bc a fictional man kissed another man lmao???#'it wasn't in the books' boi do u wanna talk about what wasn't in the books but was in the netflix series i'll go first #they just make stuff up from the very beginning #anyway stan jaskier bi agenda #jaskier #dandelion #wiedźmin #the witcher #season 3 #geralt of rivia #geralt z rivii #geraskier #radskier #radovid #joey batey #hugh skinner

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wilchur · 7 months

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I've seen a lot of people talk about how the game doesn't give you any leeway when you play The Dark Urge, how it makes it very clear that Durge was A Bad Person, but I haven't seen it pointed out that Sceleritas seems VERY well versed in gaslighting the hell out of them and steering Durge away from any doubt or guilt in regards to their actions. Makes me think that they've probably had those types of conversations before because Durge actually always had a soft spot, only it got smaller and smaller in time. I have not had the opportunity to see the Heal cutscene yet, but I've got the butler in my camp now and he had some interesting things to say, like

[Durge: Can you tell me the worst thing I ever did?

Sceleritas Fel: There was one time you gave a beggar some coin while we were en route to the Devil's Fee.

Sceleritas Fel: You didn't kick him or spot on him or anything! I was so shocked I almost fainted!

Sceleritas Fel: I still have nightmares about it to this day. But I'm sure you only did so to lower the suspicions of the Flaming Fist. Surely?]

and it struck me because tossing a coin to a beggar is a bit of a thoughtless act isn't it? You don't put much thought into it, you just see someone in need and you do it. Out of empathy, generosity, something The Murder Incarnate should not be capable of. Sceleritas' uncertainty of Durge's reasoning for it totally convinces me it was NOT intentional. A simple act of kindness that slipped out.

ALSO

[Sceleritas Fel: The only way for a Butler to die is if we are not of use to our Master. But you have always needed abundant assistance.]

They always needed abundant assistance. Why? Because they kept slipping out of Bhaal's grasp? We know they did at least once, with Gortash. Maybe it was not the first time, maybe there are more "Letters of Forgiveness" tucked away somewhere.

To me pre-tadpole Durge is just terribly mindbroken and indoctrinated person hooked onto the sense of safety, purpose and acceptance of their dark side that the cultists and their father give them. Yeah they enjoy murder, gore and all that. That's the curse of their blood, but I don't think they were ever entirely consumed by it. Morality, guilt and empathy have always been there on the edge of their mind. Losing their memories (depending on player choices I know, but bear with me) was what they needed for them to be finally brought forward.

#i am very normal about this #its 3 am #i just hate the “inherently bad baddie character” trope sorry #durge is my little meow meow #imagine everyone treating you like a monster all your life because there's something Wrong with you #and then these wackos come along and are like “actually its all good we love you please do more of that”#unconditional acceptance is one hell of a drug lemme tell you #that's exactly how all those repugnant online communities get created #the dark urge #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #durge spoilers

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ahahnopenope · 3 months

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god's favorite princess

#my art #sketch #traditional art #fanart #dungeons and dragons #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #shadowheart #ombrecoeur #shadowheart bg3 #lemme tell you she is the most difficult to draw #i had a real hard time getting the eyes right #i almost gave up #bg3 fanart #sorry for my big thumb on the first picture #alcohol markers

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doodle-empress66 · 1 year

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“I need to get back to my daughter”

Moxxie smiles as soon as Blitzø says this, the rest of Blitzø’s words fading away. The reason he trusts Blitzø so quickly is him showing care for his own kid.

After his upbringing, i can imagine how greatly he values that.

#Once I got out #I never looked back.#He’s like: “there’s people who actually cares for their kids” and instantly gives him his loyalty #I love when it goes back to current time with Moxxie saying #And he is smiling right at Blitz.#Also Blitz saying “you like kids? Cause #lemme tell ya #they’re a fuckin joy” in the faded dialogue adding to his positive view towards them #helluva boss #helluva boss season 2 episode 3 #helluva boss moxxie #helluva boss blitzo #exes and oohs #vivziepop

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salemoleander · 7 months

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Gem said she needed Grian's skull, and this exchange followed:

<joehillssays> There may be a spare grian skull at -534, 112, 1990 <GeminiTay> did joe just give me coords to murder grian <joehillssays> murder has a degree of intent I can't speak to here

#joe hills #geminitay #gem #grian #s9 #I love the idea of 1. needing someone's skull and 2. being like. lemme just tell you the exact location of that guy #salem tag

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multicolour-ink · 1 year

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Ok but I NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY TWO FAVOURITE FRAMES FROM THE BROS HUG

After the first hug, Mario immediately goes to gently cup and pull Luigi's face towards him. He needs to take in that his brother is right here. He needs to make sure that he's not hurt.

And stars help Bowser if Luigi was!

THE FOREHEAD TOUCH

Oh stars the forehead touch. So much meaning in this one moment ❤💚

Now, forehead touches can have various meanings in many cultures; but in general, touching ones forehead to another person's is a way to get across love, soothe anxiety, and can be seen as a protective gesture.

And that's exactly what's happening here. The Bros are grounding themselves in the moment. And look at the way their eyes meet! In various cultures as well, the eyes are believed to be windows to the soul. The Bros are not just communicating through their physical affection - they are healing each other's hearts.

And given what they have been through, they need it 💗

In this one moment, the Bros can forget about the terror and danger around them.

In this one moment, they are able to focus on the one thing that matters the most to them.

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Also a side note: Luigi doesn't say a word during this exchange (not counting after, when he makes the bear comment 😁). And some will probably think "Oh man that sucks!", but honestly it says a lot about these characters. Luigi chooses to remain silent, because he knows that if he attempted to speak in that moment, he would burst into tears and be unable to stop💧

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ninjasmudge · 2 years

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not funny didnt laugh

#did this all in one sitting did not move and lemme tell you how hard i laughed when i came out of the trance to actually Look at it #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #mk #qi xiaotian #lmk mk #sun wukong #lmk sun wukong #six eared macaque #lmk macaque #my art #lmk #mk art #shadowpeach #implied ig

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might-be-a-potato · 9 months

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GLAMROCK BONNIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the most bestest boy literally ever and i am sososososososo very happy we got a canon design for him now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

version w/ out text vvvv

#lemme tell ya I STRUGGLED with that bg and I'm still not happy with it jfkdlsjfldks #also if anyone has a pic of that poster of bon and fred in that one room could you pls pls send it to me i cant find it anywhere :')#glamrock bonnie #fnaf sb #fnaf ruin #ruin dlc #fnaf #tato doodles #fnaf ruin spoilers #ruin dlc spoilers

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cardanapologist · 3 months

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every day i think about the way cardan gave himself up when jude was interrogating him in TCP. like once the ball got rolling, there was no end. it was like his tongue was betraying him

he said, "most of all i hate you because i think of you."

he literally could have stopped there. but no. then he said, "often."

yknow what fine. it slipped out maybe. he could have stopped there.

nope! he keeps going: "it's disgusting" ok! i think she's got the point!! you don't need to--

BUT NO!!! THERE'S MORE!!! "and i can't stop."

HE HAD MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES TO STOP DIGGING HIMSELF A DEEPER HOLE BUT THIS MF JUST KEPT YAPPING LMFAOOOOOOOOO

#he really was like yknow i be thinking with you but lemme tell you HOW MUCH i be thinking about you #the cruel prince #cardan greenbriar #the folk of the air #tfota #jurdan #jude duarte

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britneyshakespeare · 2 months

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Let's just say for the sake of argument that we're on your property, standing in V-formation

#lemme tell ta bout the sad man #shut up and let me see your jazz hands #text post #na na na #mcr #danger days #remember the first time you heard na na na and you were like wow this is a perfect 10 #and the last time you heard na na na and it was still a perfect 10?

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