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vyeoh · 8 hours

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#FUN FACT the eye bones are one of the things that tie them to dinosaurs bc we can see them in dinos and even #pre dino ancestors #we dont know what theyre for exactly maybe alignment or peotection but like!!!#that feature is so old!!!!#vio.reblog

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vyeoh · 9 hours

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So can we talk about Joel revealing in his newest hermitcraft ep that the way Scott and him became friends is that Scott was a fan that came up to him at a convention and then tricked Joel into following him on twitter?

#this is how i got scott to follow me on twitter #trickery and deciet #vio.reblog

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vyeoh · 14 hours

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this would’ve sent 2021-2022 dsmp fans into shock and killed them instantly, and that makes me laugh

#vio.reblog

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vyeoh · 1 day

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Blorbo connections

Reblog with your result I'm doing a study

#vio.txt #my friends are failing im afraid

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vyeoh · 2 days

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everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

#also suing for malpractice is fucking hard #ngl i unironically think they should ahve an episode where he gets sued because most people don't realize how difficult it is to sue doctors #vio.reblog

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vyeoh · 2 days

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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

#sometimes im reminded of the exact demographic of my friend group bc my first thought was #'so? so have several of my friends?' like my friends can publish in nature but they can't invent bedwars #the average friend group publishes 3 papers a year is actually a statistical error. vios friend group. a bunch of fucking nerds #vio.reblog

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vyeoh · 2 days

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

#no because some of us are not built for heat and my gender dysphoria is strong but 95 degree weather is stronger #like i am gay but thats besides the point!! the point is that i am overheating!!!!!#and my legs are out for the lads!!!!!#vio.reblog

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vyeoh · 2 days

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One more week of finals and then I'm free to draw as much artwork with a lustful undertone as I want

#vio.txt #this is only like 65% a joke im going to make my friend whos introducing me to dc a jason todd poster and i Love drawing sad men with guns

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vyeoh · 2 days

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Even funnier, I'm known amongst my friends for being both completely unable to do accents in dnd and also being the only asian who doesn't aggressively code-switch in front of their parents

The unintended concequence of a) learning English at like age 5 primarily through imitation and then b) like 4 years of choir with the worst singing accent (midwestern) is that I can imitate accents super well and pivot on the spot but hilariously, only when singing

#its because i cant lmaoooo im afaid im too neurodivergent for that #thats the power of music its cured my neurodivergence #vio.reblog

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vyeoh · 2 days

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The unintended concequence of a) learning English at like age 5 primarily through imitation and then b) like 4 years of choir with the worst singing accent (midwestern) is that I can imitate accents super well and pivot on the spot but hilariously, only when singing

#vio.txt #i regularly think about the first time i sang bohemian rhapsody at karaoke and one friend was like who the fuck sang opera at the gallileo's #i was too embarrassed to admit that it was my choir kid ass #emo rock to theater to choir code switching/hell

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vyeoh · 2 days

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So @applestruda and I, as well as a friend of ours, have been watching Fantasy High together. That made me think. What if some of our sillies played DND?

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Grian smiled, the kind of smile that always preceded a prank or something equally as dastardly. “You find yourself traversing through the forest, surrounded by trees that stretch–” And he reached up with an arm to show the great height of the forest– “right up to the sky, it seems. There's a muggy, sort of humid air, and you can hear that the birds are calling for potential mates in the distance.”

Impulse nudged Jimmy with a grin. “Hey, lover bird, sounds like your kind of crowd.”

Jimmy flushed a bright pink, spluttering out, “No, what the– oh my gosh, Impulse, that's so rude!” to laughter from around the table.

Even Grian had to hide a chuckle, before going back to describing the scene. “And you see, as you're trekking through this jungle– Pearl in front, slashing through the vines and smaller underbrush with her sword– you find that the underbrush suddenly stops, and there is a huge lake of what seems to be quicksand blocking the path.”

“Can I jump over it?” Pearl asked immediately, to which Grian, after a moment of consideration, shrugged.

“It's worth trying,” he answered, “give me an acrobatics roll.”

Pearl took up one of her starry blue die and rolled it, peering at the number when it stopped moving. “14– 18, with acrobatics.”

Grian thought for a moment, before shrugging and nodding his head. “...yeah, that works. You, take a few steps back, get a running start, and you jump over that quicksand like its nothing. It's– definitely not nothing, you probably just broke a human world record for long jump with half the effort, but hey, that's the fun of not being human!”

“I feel targeted,” Impulse joked, earning a round of giggles.

“Right, then. That's Pearl's turn.” Grian turned to Jimmy. “Do you wanna try doing the same thing, or are you gonna look for another way...?”

Jimmy grabbed his die, shaking it eagerly in his hands. “Oh, we're jumping this thing, baby.” He released the die, glanced at the number, and let out a horrified exclamation. “Nat one! That's– no, oh no, that's not–!”

Grian already had an evil grin on his face. “So, you go to jump over this huge thing of quicksand– and it's huge, man, you don't even know why you're doing this– and you land right in the middle of it, flat on your face, and begin to sink.”

Jimmy groaned, burying his head in his hands as the table laughed. “Oh, this is awful, this is awful...”

Tango fumbled with his die. “Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, can I– can I roll to help him, or something?”

Grian snickered. “Go ahead.”

Tango rolled, and screeched. “Oh no! I got a nat one! Ohhh, no!”

The whole table started dying from laughter, Scar almost falling out of his chair, startling Jellie in the process. Tilly barked once, her tail wagging as she panted heavily.

Grian wiped tears from his eyes. “Ohhh, boy. Oh man.” He giggled, his wings shaking as he tried to calm himself. “Right. So, you see Jimmy sinking face first into the quicksand, and you quickly jump out to help him– falling straight into the quicksand yourself, almost landing on Jimmy in the process.”

Tango pulled his knees up to his chest, burying his face in his knees as he wailed. “Oh, nooo! I'm so sorry, Jimmy!”

#LETS FUCKUNG GO MORE DND PEOPLE 🎉🎉🎉#uninronically dnd with the blorbos that is just empires smp #vio.reblog #anyways i love dnd i didnt know if yall knew thia about me 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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vyeoh · 3 days

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