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mimixmunson · 2 months

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Kurt Kunkle would 100% be a gamer bf. You’d have to beg him to come to bed because it’s 5am and he’s been playing all night, leaving you in bed all alone. You can hear him shouting over his headset to whatever 12 year old has killed him in the last game.

You’d walk into his spare bedroom (the gaming room he had turned it into) completely naked and call his name, massaging the back of his neck. He turn around, a little bit jump scared because he didn’t hear you come in over the sound of gunfire in the game.

Once he catches a glimpse of your naked body under the neon light of the room, he’d rip his headset off and grab your hand. Running with you to the bedroom, because no game is better than pussy. Even losers like Kurt know that.

Throwing you onto the bed to the sound of his own laughter, and burying his head against your belly. “You want me?” He smirks, brushing his hair out of his face. Trailing his fingers from under your belly button to your slit, narrowly missing your clit. You direct his hand to the right spot, and he stays there completely still until you whine.

His fingers only start to motion when you beg, because boy does that man love any form of feedback.

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munsster · 1 year

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kurt kunkle and his bimbo girlfriend

A/N: this week has literally forced me to be obsessed with this greasy little slasher (soooooo my inbox is surely open!) (gif creds: @stevesnailbat)

Pairing: Kurt Kunkle x Fem!Bimbo!Reader

Warnings: Spree (2020) related content, kurt kunkle, smut/suggestive themes, MDNI, slasher themes (blood, gore, murder, ghostface), pet names (baby, slasher), cam/stream sex

im sorry but gamer bf x bimbo gf trope is actually flooring me rn

he’s just this greasy little streamer you started watching and you’re this total babe who’s obsessed with him

and you are really obsessed with him

you are literally his Number one fan

if kurt kunkle has 100 fans, youre one of them. if kurt kunkle has 1 fan, its you. if kurt kunkle has no fans, you’re dead.

you plugging kurtsworld96 at any given chance, like he’s so confused the first time he hears you do it, but then he gets so happy and just pulls you in

you being the first one to be super excited about his amount of viewers/followers

a celebratory kiss for ur streamer bf 🥰

also getting really worried when he seems to be in a little bit of trouble (ie cops in the background yikes)

him always reassuring you that he’s fine and he’ll figure it out

you dont know it but he’ll do anything you say, even if it meant turning off his stream for the night

you literally suggested doing cam stuff together before chat suggested it, but now chat is like obsessed with that because theyre a bunch of pervs

you treating chat like a sassy lil mama (“ew! behave yourselves” “ask nicely” “‘put it in her ass’ oh cmon, you know better” “shhh, quit being bratty, thats not how good little viewers get what they want, now is it?”)

youre such a lil price gouger, youre like “okay if someone sends in $50, i’ll let you guys watch us” and chat loves you so obviously they end up doing that

kurt really really loves you, plus you do wonders for his numbers. viewers basically double when he even mentions you

“‘kill your gf’ pfft yeah right, i know all his tricks, i’d like to see him try!” and you’re like in his lap and grinning and he just grins at you and when you turn to face him, he lands a big ol smooch on you

even after months of being together, he still gets nervous around you

and you always tell him to “relax, baby, it’s just me” all while he’s literally buzzing in your presence

he probably likes his hair pulled tbh

like even when you just run your fingers through his hair, he’s purring, he’s so slutty for it

asking him to do skincare/haircare with you as an excuse to take showers together 😝

like of course he’s gonna do it 1) because he loves you and 2) because afterwards, he smells like a candy store

you picking out his outfits because what he wears now is actually a cry for help

no because he would actually let you treat him like a dress up doll

you being really excited about it and telling him to do GRWM and OOTD segments on his streams (which are completely led + narrated by you, but he doesn’t need to know that)

him teaching you how to play video games (even though you already kinda know, you let him have his moment)

you designing the clickbait thumbnails for all of his youtube videos and they’re definitely all sparkly and pink and cute

you begging him to come with you to get your nails done, telling him he doesn’t have to get his nails done, you just want him to go with you

but of course, you convince him to get his nails done (just a basic polish *cough cough* in literally neon green, his choice) and he flaunts it to stream

he definitely makes fun of bobby like “my girlfriend is literally so hot. where’s yours? oh wait……”

and you HATE bobby

you think he’s a bad friend to kurt, but you’d never tell him that. you just scheme like “noooo baby, hang out with me, not bobby” and he’s like okay 🥰

also him being a little protective and possessive over you

like when other attractive people glance at you, he’ll grab your hand or put his arm around you or ask for a little kiss (all of which you do happily)

i love yous are thrown around like none other, and it makes him blush everytime. even when youre just tuning in, if he gets that “i love you, slasher” message, he’ll go red as a tomato

oh that reminds me: youre favorite movies being slasher films like scream and scary movie and american psycho, and he’s not stupid so he definitely senses the theme there

bonus: he definitely buys one of those ghostface masks just to surprise you (and get into your pants)

you offering to help clean his car after particularly gory kills (and he knows ur really good with aesthetics and detail work)

also you cleaning him up after particularly gory kills 🥺

like he’ll come home with blood streaked down his face, and you’re like “aw baby 😟 c’mere”

he LOVES it, he feels like a little puppy dog around you because you take care of him so well

you are all about sneak attack kisses, and he never knows what to do with them, he just sits there and smiles while you hold his face and pecks his lips

bro eventually, he’ll start laying the rizz down on you (and he’s not very good at it but) its so sweet that he’s genuinely trying and happy

like he’ll just spit pick-up line after pick-up line whenever you’re around, and you just giggle and kiss him on the cheek

you don’t even have to ask and he’ll buy you cute clothes. not that he’s insanely rich or like raking it in, but he makes enough, and he will spend money on something nice for you before he buys something for himself

him begging to drive you anywhere and anywhere even though your car works perfectly fine, he just wants to do things for you

also him begging to rig your car with cameras, too, just so when he does have to be in your car, he can still stream

ummm bonus: he definitely sets up a camera above his bed so like not only can he do sleeping streams, but…. you know…… angles 😌

you bringing him snacks and drinks during his stream and he gets the biggest googly eyes

you’ll just walk in in like the skimpiest little outfits, grinning and winking at the camera before giving kurtie a sloppy kiss

yall he’s so fucking dumb (in a loving way), but you’ll get into the car in like the most revealing and tight top and he’ll get all nervous and try to angle the cameras like ‘yall seeing this???’ all while smirking to himself

him accidentally referring to you as his wife on multiple occasions while streaming

letting you put your songs in the queue every so often

bonus: after hearing you play it literally once, his new favorite song is ‘stars are blind’ by paris hilton. that shit bangs and he knows it

him making you a playlist of all his songs (and he actually falls in love when you mention the fact that you listen to it almost constantly)

he actually can’t believe you love him and you’re of fan of his work and you’re actually the cutest thing he’s ever seen (nice tits, too)

it takes a lot of convincing and proof on his part that you truly love him, but you’re not shy about showing it and you’ll prove it to him anytime he needs

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steddiehickeys · 2 years

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Now hear me out, reader is friends with kurt and so they watch his streams and just chill there talking to him (they're literally the only viewer ) and one day kurt us jerking off thinking about the reader and it's on stream because he missed the stop button, or generally anything with kurt jerking off thinking about the reader does the job for me so yeah

pairing: kurt kunkle x gn! reader

tags: SMUT 18+ MINORS DNI, kurt being weird, exhibitionism (jerking off on live), reader kinda liking it

a/n: i like to think kurt’s wayyyy pervy. like if you were to call him out on it he would say he missed the stop button, but he fully did it on purpose. he knew he would have one set of eyes on him.

also i did not proofread this fyi

“well guys! i think it’s time for me to you know, log off for the night. don’t forget to subscribe and share this stream if you enjoyed! later kurties”

you knew you were the only one watching as he threw up his signature peace sign

cya kurt you lazily type onto your phone as you wait to see the big “STREAM ENDED” pop up on your screen, but no?

all you see on your screen is what looks like kurt’s ceiling. you’re about to close out the app before you turn your volume up to see if your ears are deceiving you.

moaning?

“yeahhh…y/n…j-just like that…”

you audibly chuckle to yourself while feeling yourself to grow embarrassingly turned on from this. was he really jerking off on live? thinking about YOU?

i mean, he definitely knows what you look like. you have dozens of pictures posted; he even took the liberty of liking some from four years ago, how sweet.

“you’re my biggest f-fan, aren’t you?” he asks no one as you continue to listen to the rapid sound of wet skin slapping.

little do you know, he knows you’re there. he wasn’t asking no one, he was asking you

he’s not even moaning anymore, he’s whining.

his whines get closer together and you can tell he’s about to cum.

with a final whine of your name leaving his lips, he’s cumming all over his stomach and black sweatpants.

feeling embarrassed for staying to listen to that, and for how hot and bothered you’re suddenly feeling, you decide to quickly close the app and get ready for bed.

the next morning you’re surprised to see the notification on your lockcreen from the streaming app.

New Direct Message from KurtsWorld96!

your heart speeds up a little bit as you slowly unlock your phone and open up the message. your eyes widen as 5 words sit on your screen.

did u enjoy the show?

-

ok wait why did i kinda love this jddjjdjdjjdjd

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ddejavvu · 1 year

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Whenever Kurt pulls over and he isn’t driving anymore, he always wants to pull you to sit in his lap instead. Over time it gets a little less awkward to be dragged over the gearstick, but he likes being able to hold you, and be close to you, on his breaks. Whether you’re both just snuggling, or he’s pulled into a drive thru car park, so he can share his McDonald’s with you, he keeps his hands warmly around your waist. Or settled on your lap. Or rubbing your thighs because he likes playing with them. Or stretching his tickling fingers over your stomach as you feed him a french fry. He just loves feeling your touch surrounding him, likes the physical affection you give and how he can be himself and just relax into you. Even if he does find it hard to not squirm and wiggle, the first few times you’re pressed into his lap. Especially because the first few times you were on top of him, or vice versa in his car, was car sex

join headcanon day!

AW THAT'S SO CUTE :( sharing mcdonalds yes!!!! he feeds you fries where you're laying against his chest, and he lets you play on his phone (i guarantee he has shit like temple run and that chopping game and those ball-rolling puzzles on there) until someone needs a spree driver and then you have to sit back in your seat :(

#kurt kunkle x reader #kurt kunkle headcanon #headcanon night

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steddie-luvr · 2 years

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kurt’s basically a cam boy at this point, fucking himself silly everyday on those websites. jerking off, fingering himself open, riding his favorite dildo; whatever the case.

which is why he’s currently getting plowed from behind by a fuck machine while sloppily deep throating another one of his favorite dildos. he’s thrusting himself back onto the toy to meet it in the middle. he’s being jostled forwards n backwards by the force and speed of the toy.

his eyes keep fluttering shut, trying to keep eye contact with the camera lens on his desk. spit is dripping down his chin, onto the floor, down the silicone shaft and his wrists. chime after chime after chime is heard from the laptop, viewers spending god knows how much on the scene in front of them.

kurt moves back slightly so the toy can fuck deeper into him. the toy impales his prostate oh-so-well and his mouth drops open around the other toy in his mouth,,, “ahh — fuuck, deep. so deep” he takes the toy out of his mouth and sort of throws it beside him, his chest laying flat on the ground.

the side of his face pressed to the floor, staring intently at the camera. he’s thrusting his ass back so hard onto the machine,,, “fuck me, fuck me, fuck me —” . he reaches around to spread his cheeks wider, giving the toy easier access, eager to getting his hole fucked more n more.

“love being split open on your cock, my favorite feeling. feels so good, ahh — shit, so good.” he reaches back next to him for the forgotten toy, holding it with one hand and kitten licking the head.

“mmh, love being filled. fill me up, please, pleaseplease” chimes keep coming one after another from the laptop, which connect to the machine, making it move faster n faster with each chime that sounds. kurt’s eyes roll back into his skull, mouth dropping open.

he whines high in his throat, tiny “ah, ah, ah”’s sounding in-between the whines.

“ahh, fuuck. need’a cum, need’a cum. wanna be a good boy, though. your good boy, please lemme cum, please” his eyes focus back onto the camera lens. a robotic voice sounds from the laptop,,,

“be a good boy and cum for me, baby” kurt smiles dopily, face flushed n fucked out, eyes droopy n glossy. his mouth drops open again, using his tired muscles to fuck himself back into the toy for the last few times. after four thrusts, he slams back onto the toy.

clenching hard, back arching like a pornstar, eyes rolling back into his head, thighs quivering and flexing. he lets out a loud, pathetic whine and cums n cums n cums n cums. his dick hanging heavy between his legs and spurts n spurts n spurts below him.

“ahh — ‘m cumming, ‘m cumming. shiiit” the machine is still steadily fucking into him, letting him ride out his orgasm. he pulls himself off with a whimper when the overstimulation becomes too much. he’s still face down ass up, hole clenching around nothing. he’s panting, mouth agape.

he awkwardly smiles and lifts a peace sign up to the camera,,, “kurtsworld96 cum counter is now a 5” he sits up on his knees and reaches for the forgotten dildo beside him. he kisses it a few times, teasing the camera. “whadd’ya wanna see next?”

#bottom kurt kunkle #subby kurt kunkle #kurt kunkle headcanon #kurt kunkle headcanons #kurt kunkle hcs #kurtsworld96 #kurt kunkle #spree 2020 #spree movie #kurt kunkle smut #cam boy!kurt kunkle

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cozymaples · 4 months

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public indecency | (kurt kunkle x reader)

contains: sub!kurt, public sex, oral!f receiving, afab!reader

kurt who's a complete munch, doing whatever you ask him to. kurt who begs pathetically to eat your pussy, because you're just so pretty!!!! and he needs you:((((

so you let him, fingers tangled in his hair, shoving his face deeper into your pussy as he kneels in front of you. he's smashed every numbered button on the elevator you were in, too stupid to realize that nothing would actually happen. so you stop on the first floor before he drops to his knees, and you press the highest floor number's correlating button.

"you'd better make me cum before we get to the top," you warn. "don't doubt it for a fucking second." he replies, lips latching to your clit, fingers sliding in and out of your pussy. he works you open, his pace increasing with each ding! of the elevator. you hold onto the metal railing behind you, gasping and panting as he works on your pussy.

for such a fucking loser, you've trained him well.

you wonder what your coworkers would think, dating such a pathetic fucking man, who managed to sneak into your work building. your "big girl job" as he calls it.

"fuck, kurt-m'gonna fucking-" you say, knees buckling as he moans against your clit. you unravel for him, and he holds you steady, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand when he's done.

"just in time," he snarks, the elevator opening as he rises to his feet. you nudge him harshly, causing him to wince out an ah!

"go back to where you came from." you snap, and he rolls his eyes as you step out of the elevator. you smooth out your skirt, and he chuckles, pressing the button for the ground level.

"see you at home, sweetheart."

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loser4loserswhok1ll · 10 months

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First Meetings + Touches With The Slashers

How you meet and how your first touch goes

Headcanons

Sfw, fluff, some angst, slashers learning how love works and sort of failing</3, GN reader

Includes: Martin Mathias, Brahms Heelshire, Michael Myers (RZ), Norman Bates, Kurt Kunkle

💉Martin Mathias

It was.. awkward.

you were spinning slowly on the roundabout thing at the park with Martin

it was late at night, pitch black out, and you guys were just existing together, talking only every now and then

youve done this since martin moved into town

you guys met when he delivered a package to your house and when you came to put it away for your mother you instantly wanted to know this kid

he looked around your age and you think he felt the same

so you guys just became friends and sat in the silence of the other like this often

you did most of the talking as Martin just watched silently, only chiming in every once in a while when something really caught his interest

at some point deep into a comfortably one sided conversation, your hand slid slightly and gently rested on his

you didnt notice, but oh god he did

he just stared at your hands and shifted uncomfortably but not in a disgusted or hateful way, more like a cautious and unsure way

it took a moment before you looked over and realized and you moved your hand back almost immediately

he just stared at you with those puppy eyes, mouth slightly open showing the tips of his front teeth (cute stuff yknow?)

You apologized but he just,,, stared. scanned you. observed you.

it took a moment before anyone spoke, and shockingly, it was him

"Its ok. your hands are warm.. s'okay. I promise." and he said it so soft and in that awkwardly boyish manner that he has

that made you smile gently, easing the tension, putting your hand back in its spot comfortably

it was a peaceful night and an even more peaceful comfort between you two

🗝Brahms Heelshire

the actual first time he touched you wasnt even when you were awake

that wall freak snuck into your room when you were asleep and petted you basically

but the first time when you were awake was when he decided it was finally time

he just couldnt wait to reveal himself any longer, he would go insane if he had to watch his goodnight kisses be wasted on some hollow porcelain again and again

he tried to be gentle, soft, tried not to scare you

of course you were damn near terrified to death

a tall and strangely muscular man just lumbered out of the wall, the very same walls youve spent months in between, months living with, and yet never once did you think they were a living space themselves

it took you time before you could calm down, painfully long before you even let brahms take a step closer to you

but when you let him, he was overjoyed

he gently grabbed you and nearly swallowed you with his arms, taking a very obvious and harsh sniff of your hair

that was the first of many lingering hugs and touches so you should probably adjust to this new life soon- for your own sanity

🔪RZ Michael Myers

oh, and make a new list of rules

you werent supposed to be there, actually

there was a halloween party going on at the myers house (and it wasnt even a good one smh)

you didnt want to go but your friends didnt want to walk alone (and they definitely needed a chaperone to walk them home)

so you walked them there, dropped them off, and gave them a time when youd be back to wrangle them (also chastising them for disrespecting the house and the myers family so horribly)

you had a nice evening to yourself, 0 worries, watching some slasher films alone (house of wax, wolf creek, house of 1000 corpses, yknow the good stuff)

time to get your friends unfortunately *sigh*

you turn off the tv and make your way to the myers house

there are.. a lot.. A LOT.. of police

in a panic you sprinted through every shortcut possible to make it there

one of those shortcuts was through bushes and in between neighboring houses fences

thats where you bumped into him

you looked up and froze, fear paralysis, staring at the blood splattered ghost white face- no- mask

from your end, you were sure you were gonna die

from michaels end, he didnt know what to do with you

he saw you ramble on about how these dumb drunks should just let the myers family rest and they were disrespecting them and blahblahblah

because of that he wasnt going to kill you

but here you guys are, body pressed on body, between bushes and fences, staring at eachother

he made the first move and you flinched and blocked your head with your arms instinctively

he didnt do anything, just left you there to collapse into a ball of fear and confusion

anyways he had to contemplate why he liked the warmth of your body against his so much (and why its been in his mind for weeks after the incident)

oh also ur friends are dead :p

🛎Norman Bates

you were just a normal guest

just passing through but it got late and it isnt safe to drive when youre so sleepy

so you pulled into the nearest motel you could find and low and behold its the bates motel!

you got your stuff and checked in

you just assumed norman was this shaky and nervous around everyone

norman knows hes not. at least not to the degree that you made him

god the moment he layed his little puppy dog eyes on you he was in shambles

you are the definition of what he desires

mothers pissed!

he helped you bring your stuff to your room and you guys talked about anything and everything

he invited you to eat dinner with him after you mentioned you hadnt eaten

you unfortunately refused because your exhausted tanked your hunger by a long shot

as he was going to leave you touched his arm gently, a friendly touch

you thanked him and he shakily gave a thank you back for choosing his motel and being so kind and being so gentle and for being so- he should really get going now before he rambles too much and loses his dignity, shouldnt he?

you laughed softly at his behavior and gave him a kind goodnight before closing the door and readying yourself to sleep

norman basically booked it back to his house

mother had an earful for him but he was so dazed and stupid from the things he was feeling for you

the absence of your warm fingertips on his arm made him crazy, he wanted longer touches and he wanted to feel that warmth endlessly

he was very adamant you stay in the bates motel again soon when you checked out the next morning (much to mothers dismay)

📱Kurt Kunkle

he was your spree driver (so unexpected ikr)

you got into his car when he pulled up and happily greeted him

he liked your kindness, he likes not awful people a ton

was real awkward with you but you didnt seem to mind (you were also a little awkward so it was like a mutual thing)

you asked him about the cameras and he told you it was for some webseries about safety as a driver or something (he said it very strangely so you kinda didnt trust him)

you leaned forward to talk with him more and you guys really hit it off

he thought you were cool, you thought he was a total weirdo

perfect match

the drive was painfully short though so you had to leave soon after you got in

when you got out you knocked on his window and complimented his service

you also gave him your number and he gladly took it

after exchanging numbers you placed your hand on his shoulder while thanking him

he went RED and stuttered out a 'your welcome' and also rambled about how hed love to drive you more often and stuff

after you left dude had to take a BREATHER

he wants you back in his car NEOW

rides the high that your touch gave him for the rest of the day (even a little bit the next day too)

#slasher headcanons #slasher fanfiction #rz myers x reader #brahms heelsire x reader #kurt kunkle x reader #norman bates x reader #martin mathias x reader #slasher x reader #slasher x you #gn reader #loser4loserswhok1ll

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dimepdf · 2 years

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DATING KURT WOULD INCLUDE. + KURT KUNKLE

masterlist. / taglist. / any request? synopsis. what being in a relationship with Kurt would be like.

pairing. kurt kunkle x reader

genre and warnings. 18+ under cut MDNI, none gender specific, incel Kurt, fluff, gamer boyfriend trope, not canon to movie, just silly little headcanons, i honestly don't know how to tag this. | — feedback is always welcomed & don’t forget to reblog 🤍

Honestly, I can not believe that you guys convinced me to write this. You literally put a gun to my head and told me to start writing this with my black ass.

Ight come get y'all juice ig.

Kurt is the type of boyfriend who just doesn't know what to do when you show him affection, the man takes a minute to process every compliment that you give him.

"Wait...Did you just call me a pretty boy?"

"Kurt, I said that an hour ago, babe."

Your first date is going to be cheap.

I'm just being honest here, but that doesn't mean that this man wouldn't burn a hole in his pockets just to buy you whatever you want from the McDonald's dollar menu.

He will randomly just check up on you throughout the day.

Even if you're spending it together, he’ll suddenly just stop what he’s doing and analyze you for a bit.

Despite you two being in a relationship, Kurt pulls zero bitches, no matter how much he tries to present himself as this super confident guy with a super hot partner.

And because of that, he’s very inexperienced when it comes to relationships.

You have to be the one to initiate everything when it comes to your relationship.

But when you are being affectionate, you have to turn it all the way up a notch because this man is kind of dense.

You would wrap your arms around him as he sat in his gamer chair watching him play one of his silly little games.

The sound leaking from his headset as you shifted to his lap, unaffected by your presence, thinking you just wanted to cuddle.

But then you start kissing him on the collarbone...

Man's is instantly hard.

here's where it get's a little spicy...

You discover that Kurt is quite vocal during sex.

Like a modern day porn star, you cannot shut him the fuck up.

Every little touches from you makes him feel like he’s experiencing sex for the first time, every time.

It isn't that hard to please him since he’s never felt the touch of a everyone ever in his life, so you would give him the most sheet gripping, teeth clenching, knuckle biting head of his life.

Kurt has this thing with eye contact.

You have to look him in the eye while you guys are having sex or he just can’t cum.

Same with biting.

He doesn't do it to you, but he’ll burst at the seams if you tease him by sinking your teeth into any part of his body.

Do not try this with his slong.

He has accidentally hit you before the time that you tried to jump scare him.

His reflexes are insane.

Also he cries.

You have to give that man aftercare because he literally breaks down.

That post-nut clarity hits him like a ton of fucking bricks.

All he wants to do is be the little spoon and cuddle with you.

okay back to being cute again...

Whenever he wins a round, you have to kiss him.

He’ll spring from his gamer chair at the end of the round and jump onto the mattress just to steal a kiss from you.

will brag about you to the ten-year olds online that he’s playing with

“Yeah, well my partner is super freaking hot so…no im not lying dude!”

“Y/N! COME TELL THEM THAT YOU’RE TOTALLY REAL AND NOT MY MOM!”

waking up and seeing him on the game or making his little "beep boop" music in the corner of the room with the lights turned off.

“Jesus Christ Kurt, turn on the light at least you look like a serial killer.”

“Oh I'm sorry honey, I just didn't want to wake you!”

He constantly asks you for your opinion on everything.

He just can’t help it.

He just constantly wants your approval and wants to impress everyone, especially you.

Lowkey, he has this thing with taking pictures of you while you're sleeping, like his entire camera roll would be just you sleeping in random places he likes to scroll through whenever he’s bored.

You guys do fight, just not very often, but when you do, it's usually over something very serious.

“....are you mad at me Y/N?”

“You literally drove off and left me in a random fucking parking lot because of a game sale Kurt.”

Since he is very into being social media famous, you do have to bring the hammer on him sometimes to stop him from doing dangerously stupid trends.

But other than that, your relationship is usually just shits and giggles.

🔖 @quinnxmunson @lluvin @summerhornet @coralluminaryinternet @jonathansmalewife (for Kurt)

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xmalfoyweasleyx · 1 year

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Joe Keery - bloopers

#joe keery #steve harrington x reader #steve #steve harrington #stranger things #kurt kunkle #walter mckey #steve x you #steve harrington headcanon

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stevesxyellowxsweater · 3 months

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Valentine's Day with Kurt will include...

Kurt would be up before you and already steaming,

No matter how many times you'd begged him, he still got your sleepy self on camera.

He'd talk a big game, telling his followers he had a lot of surprises planned for you that day,

but honestly you weren't holding out hope.

You'd wait until he was talking to the camera before you slipped out of bed and escaped the room,

refusing to come back till you're camera ready.

He would be staying at your place because him living with his mother would cramp his style,

The pair of you would have breakfast together, probably filmed,

though you'd ask him to turn it off so you can eat your eggs in peace.

You would then exchange gifts,

he'd set up a special Kurt's world video for it,

He'd of gotten you something super cheesy and cliche for Valentine's Day,

while you went the more unique approach and made a collage of all his videos so far,

He'd tell you that he had to work for a few hours leaving you home alone,

while he went to do spree driving,

But, he would return later with what looked like the whole stores stock of Valentine's Day chocolates,

trying to make up for such a meaningful gift you got him,

of course you'd laugh and find it adorable and thank him for them,

you don't go out that night, you're not big on that sort of thing,

you have a take out from your favourite place

and kidnap his phone to have his full attention,

the pair of you curl up and watch some crappy movie that turns into a make out session

before you take him to the bedroom

and show him why he should shut down his phone once in a while.

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#kurt kunkle x reader #kurt kunkle x you #kurt kunkle x gn!reader #Kurt kunkle imagine #You x kurt kunkle #Reader x Kurt kunkle #kurt kunkle headcanons #Spree imagine #Spree imagines #Spree headcanons #kurtsworld96 #Dwi

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mimixmunson · 3 months

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❀ masterpost ❀ blurbs ❀ ao3 ❀

minors do not interact, this blog is 18+

About me:

˖⁺‧₊˚ ♡ ˚₊‧⁺˖ Mimi. 21. UK. Smut enthusiast. Eddie Munson’s cumslut. Steve Harrington’s fleshlight. Resident knismo of the Steddie fandom.

Asks/dms/requests

˖⁺‧₊˚ ♡ ˚₊‧⁺˖ My asks are open! I am taking requests.

Who/what do i write?

˖⁺‧₊˚ ♡ ˚₊‧⁺˖ I only write for fictional characters, I will not write anything about celebrities. It makes me uncomfortable. I only really write for Stranger Things, especially Eddie Munson. I can write Steddie and Steve Harrington too. For some reason people seem to like me writing Gator Tillman from Fargo season 5 so you may see that here too! Another thing to note is that I mostly write smut, but sometimes fluff. With this I also write tickle fiction because I have a weird interest in that, if that’s not your thing please just ignore those posts!!

super cute divider by @cafekitsune !!

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steddiehickeys · 2 years

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REQUESTS: OPEN

➩ click the “send a request” button in my bio!

╰┈➤ here is a cohesive collection of all my works! i will add to this post whenever i have a new story / imagine uploaded!

stranger things

☾ eddie munson

crushing on / dating eddie hcs (fluff) (gn! reader)

☾ steve harrington

none yet!

☾ billy hargrove

making billy jealous (smut 18+) (fem! reader)

☾ nancy wheeler

none yet!

☾ robin buckley

edge of seventeen (smut 18+) (fem! reader)

☾ jim hopper

none yet!

☾ dimitri antonov

none yet!

☾ jonathan byers

be my mistake (angst) (gn! reader)

jonathan eating u out (smut 18+) (fem! reader)

☾ 001 / peter ballard / henry creel

none yet!

other

☾ kurt kunkle

kurt jerking off to u on live <3 (drabble) (gn! reader)

☾ walter “keys” mckey

none yet!

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ddejavvu · 1 year

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Kurt fucking you in the back of his spree my beloved <3

Always sets a towel down for you because if he’s gonna cum inside you, and eat you out till you squirt, the least he can do is make sure it’s sanitary for his passengers. Kurt will lick most of the mess up. Just at least him him record you licking the mess he can’t reach off of his face. Your mess, while he’s red and panting and his tongue is fuzzy out of his mouth. (He may even have a million recordings from his dash cam, of him and you fucking in every available position in that Prius)

holy shit.

this post is 18+, minors dni.

"Look at this," Kurt breathes, chest heaving with deep breaths as an after-effect of his orgasm, "You're- god, you're full. You're leaking."

"Kurt," You whimper, hips squirming in sensitivity as your cunt remembers the feeling of Kurt's hard cock dragging against its insides, "Please, just do something!"

"I will," He croons, angling his camera closer towards your dripping pussy, spreading his free hand over your stomach, "I will, babe, just- wow."

You're sure your cunt is a sight, sticky and dripping with obscene amounts of Kurt's cum. He cums hard, he cums fast, and he cums a lot. You're almost worried he'll wait to eat it out of you until he's regained a proper breathing pattern, but you know he'd rather suffocate in your pussy than hold himself back from it.

"Here," He sets the camera on the center console, turning it to face him as he hikes your thighs up over his shoulders, "Sorry, babe, I just- I had to get a good shot."

"Mhm," You nod, watching him with desperate eyes as he adjusts your positioning, teeth digging into your lip, "Quick, Kurt, please!"

"On it," He mumbles, nose bumping your clit as he dives in. His tongue presses flat to your slit, collecting the smears of his own cum that had oozed out from between your lips. It puts pressure against your slit that only makes you ache more for penetration, reigniting a slowly dying fire from after he'd pulled out.

"Oh my- god!" You gasp, hips jerking upwards into his face and thighs squeezing his head. His tongue prods sharply in through your slit, a gush of his cum mixed with your slick pouring onto his tongue. He nearly chokes on it, teeth scraping your clit and jolting it with a zing of electricity where his face had been unceremoniously smashed into your cunt.

He whimpers against your warm, wet cunt, the sound reverberating around your insides in a vibration that shakes you to your core. You're shamelessly squeezing his head with your thighs now, and you're not sure he can breathe, but you are sure he doesn't care whether he can or not. He's happy, and he'll want 'died eating pussy' on his tombstone.

Needy, rampant moans flow from your throat with all the grace of a man on fire, but that's exactly how you feel, Kurt's tongue dragging a trail of heat from just below your ass to the hood of your clit. You're not sure if it's the leftover high from when he'd cum, the sound of his release squelching inside of you as he tongues it, or the way that he whines into your pussy, but maybe it's a combination of all three that makes you squirt.

The feeling of your cum splattering his face doesn't deter Kurt, it might even make him more eager. He cleans you up until your legs tremble, and tears threaten to spill from your eyes.

"Kurt," You beg, tugging on his hair, "Please, please too- too much!'

"I'm not done," He begs, tongue sweeping a glob of cum off of your inner thigh, "Please, just- just a little more!"

"I can't-!" You cry out when he dips his tongue back between your folds one last time, lapping up the last smear of cum from inside of you and leaving you a sticky, drooly mess.

"Sit up," He urges you, slipping his hands behind your back and making sure you're in the camera's line of sight, "And- and clean me up, babe."

He takes your chin in his hands, tilting it so that you're slack-jawed and panting only inches from his face. When you arch upwards and drag your tongue along his cum-stained chin he moans, a similarly sticky tongue on display as his jaw drops.

You lick him clean with a series of sloppy, open-mouthed kisses that eventually land on his tongue, gathering the sheen of slick that lays on its surface and smearing it between your own tongue and his.

He lets it transition into a sloppy kiss, all drool and tongue and teeth until your lips are bitten raw and spit seeps down your lips.

It's only when you break away to slump your forehead onto his face and breathe that he remembers the camera, reaching for it and showcasing the shine of your spit on his chin.

"Love you," He murmurs, positioning the camera in his lap so that it gets a shot of your sweat-beaded, fucked-out face.

You nod, lips stinging and slick with drool, eyes drooping shut as you breathe, "Love you too, Kurt."

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peachyfuck18 · 1 year

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Horror Icons and their relationships with each other

•At first you think these two hate each other but in reality are the most chaotic of besties

•Help each other when their in the mood to look for victims

•gay/lesbian friends that judge str8 ppl 24/7

•literally the goth/bimbo friendship trope

•double dates with Stu and Needy and just shit talking the other couples while Stu and Needy compete for who’s the best partner

•literally like Jake/Lady Rainicorn

•”Someone will die” “Of fun”

•these two are literally making out every chance they get

•At first hated each other but now they can’t keep their hands off each other

•Herbert is the girlboss Ash is the malewife

•have beef 10000% like ON SITE

•Dean thinks Patricks an insufferable asshole while Patrick thinks Deans a dumbass hick

•the minute Patrick starts opening his mouth to insult Dean (ex white ghetto hood rat) Sam is holding Dean back with all his might

•think of that one Jojo walking meme and it’s literally them

•Will only work with each other if their forced to

•Like Patrick and Dean they see other it’s on site

•Elaine thinks Baby’s nothing but a hoe and Baby thinks Elaine’s an god forsaken pick me

•Elaine’s tried to curse Baby multiple times but it fails. Every. Single. Time

•Forget cat fights when they fight it’s WWE meets BGC

•Baby has stabbed Elaine multiple times but for some reason she can’t die

•Hayley is constantly trolling Kurt on any site

•Reddit, Discord, Twitter doesn’t matter she’s making his bitch ass cry

•Kurt is like Sneako when he reads Hayley’s comments meanwhile Hayley is trolling his live as well

•Kurt can’t handle the fact he’s being bullied by a 12 yr old

•Hayley is laughing behind the screen as his incel bitch ass cries like the bitch he is

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darkwhitevintage · 2 years

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Kurt kunkle x f!reader

Relationship hc

Sorry its short!!

✄ brings you care baskets full of your favorite snacks and drinks when you're on your period

✄ ^^ he memorized your cycle too

✄ will get mad if you flip over in your sleep and don't take him with you while cuddling

✄ can and will get into a fight for you

✄ he has A TON of picture of you. His lockscreen is a picture of either you sleeping or you eating

✄ kurt likes being babied #mommyissues

✄ major trust issues just be patient with him

✄ 3am car drive trips, blasting the muffin song and the gummy bear song, order a shit ton of junk food

✄ he's the first one to apologize after an argument

✄ treats you like a goddess you can wear a trash bag and he'd be simpin

✄ kiss his neck and jawline and he's putty in your hands

✄ buys you flowers every week

✄ let's you do his make-up

✄ 100% would want to make a couple vlog channel on YouTube

✄ follows you around like a lost puppy almost all the time

✄ sends you random videos of him doing random stuff when you're not together at like midnight

#kurt kunkle #kurt kunkle x reader #slasher x reader #slashers #fanfic #headcanons #spree 2020 #i love you kurt

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soupbabe · 2 years

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Pumpkin Carving with Slashers

Featuring: Kurt Kunkle, Lester Sinclair, and Dwayne (The Lost Boys)

As we get closer to Halloween, I realized I need to do more slasher and seasonal posting <3 + wanted an excuse to write for Kurt for the first time

Kurt Kunkle

- He definitely thought of it for a video </3

- Though it's not too bad, Kurt definitely invested in a great backdrop to fit the season

- It's great to get into the mood (+ plus you don't mind how giddy he is to show off the orange and black tinsel)

- Tbh Kurt is decent company for such a craft, he was nice enough to scour his parent's place for knives and sharpies

-His conversational skills are awkward and generic, but the more time you spend with Kurt the more you're used to it

- He'd make the carving a small competition for his fans to vote on

- I feel like you'd still end up winning tbh

- You had the only pumpkin without lopsided eyes <3

Lester Sinclair

- Oh it's definitely Lester's favorite thing about fall !!

- So like he's smiling sm when you agree to carve pumpkins with him !!

- Definitely a moment where he can brag about his knives and knife skills !!

- Like disturbingly going on about how easy it can cut through the thick gourd

- Lester is also a very resourceful man, so it's only natural his favorite part of it all is getting all of the seeds and stringy parts of the pumpkin out

- If you're up to it please roast some seeds with him later

- Pumpkin carving with him also has the added benefit of watching Jonsey trying to catch the pumpkin tossed at her

- It's overall a very fun vibe with goofy pumpkin results <3

Dwayne

- He's all for cheesy Halloween activities

- Like !! He already has a tradition where him and the boys decorate pumpkins and then smash them

- He'd love it even more if you were there too <3

- I think it's not much of a surprise to know that he's very skilled at this

- He's had decades to practice and he's not one to half ass things

- I think one thing Dwayne despises about pumpkins though, are the insides

- Vampires have heightened senses, he can't stand the smell of a freshly cut gourd

- You can tease him all you want but that's not gonna stop him from holding his breath the entire time y'all are scooping them out

#slashers x reader #slasher headcanons #slasher community #kurt kunkle #spree 2020 #spree 2020 x reader #kurt kunkle x reader #lester sinclair x reader #house of wax 2005 #house of wax x reader #dwayne the lost boys #tlb dwayne x reader #the lost boys #the lost boys x reader

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