I just ended up watching Black Christmas last night and Billy is currently living in my head rent free (just like the attic) so I gotta send a request

How would Billy feel if he tried to call a female victim and ended up with a deep-voiced (trans) guy on the other end? What if instead of just insulting Billy or hanging up, he actually played along and got kind of into it? 👀

oh this is everything i want out of an ask. god bless you. (sorry this was so late i couldnt find an ounce of motivation to drop by tumblr. but we are so back.)

sorry for typos idgaf

canon billy stuff, f slur used (im gay and trans so bite me), a lot of obscenities, degradation, phone sex, masturbation, reader has deep voice and top surgery BUT a tdick and no bottom surgery (srry if thats a yuck for you its my personal preference), yadayadayada

reader didnt just get kinda into it, fella deep dived into it.

the ringing of the phone blared through the house. of course, you walked to go answer it. with a lazy hand and even lazier posture, standing against a nearby wall, you answered. before you could even get a word out, a loud shrill shriek nearly blew your eardrum out from the other side. it was so loud that you had to hold the boxy phone from a distance, brows furrowed and confused.

"piggy cunt. i want your piggy cunt. im gonna lick it! lick it lick it! you know you want billys cock!"

gross. the mans voice on the other end screamed and shrieked and gagged and sputtered out obscenities like he were a teen boy discovering porn for the first time. you cautiously brought the phone closer to your ear, speaking into it. "hey man, wrong number. also, gross." the line went silent for an uncomfortable amount of time, but the line wasnt dead. "hello?"

and with a deep growl, the man responded. "faggot." woah, alright, this just got wilder. "excuse me?" you spoke into the phone, both shocked and mildly pissed. the voice giggled, the giggle growing into a loud screech and manic laughter. "faggot piggy wants billys cock! gag on billys cock with your deep voice." god, this guy was insufferable. yet... this was kind of... fun. you stood straighter, wrapping the phone wire around your finger, listening to the absurdity across the line. "oh, do i?" why the fuck are you playing along? this is weird! "oooh piggy wants to choke on billys fat cock like a faggot. billy will fuck piggys pretty lips with his fat juicy cock." his voice was low, nearly a growl, and there was a sort of desperation to it. his breath was picking up and faint slapping noises could be heard.

realization dawned on you, and dammit, so did a twitch in your tdick. you bit your lip and listened closer, as close as you could with his impossibly loud threats and fantasies. as he spoke, you grew embarrassingly harder, your boxers soaking through way too quickly. "what else does billy want to do with me?" you bit your lip as you unbuckled your belt, undid your pants, and slowly reached a hand down. you were sensitive as is, benefits of being on testosterone, and this sensitivity was only heightened by the sound of the freak on the phone jerkin his shit.

you let out a small gasp into the phone as you palmed yourself through your wet boxers and heard the line go silent again. fuck, he heard your noise. your cheeks flush with embarrassment and you hold your breath, pausing your hand in your pants and not moving an inch. the noises on the other side of the phone continued suddenly. the slapping, the heavy breathing, though this time it was louder and heavier. this time, he was moaning and spitting out his words like they were overwhelming to say.

"piggy slut cumming for billys voice? fucking slut. billys gonna take your cock and suck it and suck it and suck it until piggy cant breathe." your hand continued moving, slowly getting faster. your boxers were dripping wet and suddenly you became very conscious of them, needing them out of the way so you can fuck yourself right. you shoved your hand down your boxers and slickened your fingers and used it as a makeshift lube to stroke your cock faster. you moaned into the phone, your face red at your own noises, as well as the responses you were getting from billy. "faggot piggy, stroke your cock faster, faster, faster. billy thinks you sound stupid now. you want billys cock in your ass so bad, you slut." you moaned out a yes to his words, your orgasm drawing nearer as your stomach tensed and tied in heated knots. billys moans got louder, he got more frantic with his noises. animal noises, screams, yelps, girly moans, low growls, any noise you could imagine. the slapping of his own masturbation was almost as loud as his voice now. fuck, it was so hot. and fuck, you were so close.

"billy, fuck. im so close." you moaned desperately into the phone. "piggy slut gonna jizz already? stupid fucking slut. you moan like a bitch." hes one to talk. he continued his verbal assault and his voice began to crack and break, letting you know hes also close. as your orgasm edged you, you nearly yelled into the phone for billy to fuck you. insane words, even more insane context. you heard him spit into the phone his obscenities as he let out a long, loud moan. that was it, that is what you needed. you came undone, twitching against your hand and rutting violently into your palm. your legs shook and you threw your back against the wall for any sort of support. your hand tightened around the phone and you sat still after for a few moments to catch your breath and come down from your high.

after snapping back to reality, you realized the line had went dead. the embarrassment from the situation settled in as you released your soaked hand from your pants. you hung the phone back up and decided a shower was in order, probably a long talk with yourself too. as you got ready for your shower, stripping and looking at yourself in the mirror, you sighed.

god, you pray that stranger calls again.

list of users gone because of scortched earth

partyjockers: for pointing out that there are hairy potty fans on staff and making the connection that it's the reason trans women keep getting flagged as mature

iamdealwithit: for pointing out that tumblr live literally steals your data and ip address and sells it to advertisers and the police back in December 29th of 2022, and was active up until seven hours ago today (September 5 2023) because that post started circulating again

both these people had the images from their post completely erased, their blogs completely wiped, and in partyjockers case the original post was wiped from the history of the site as well as any reblogs.

it's very strange that this has only happened twice to my knowledge and it only occurs when people point put staff's complete ineptitude and active malice towards it's userbase.

anyway screenshot this post just incase they start getting trigger happy. once is absolutely horrible censorship and should never fucking happen. twice sets a precedent that they will use this again.

GRAHHH 🦅!!!! i saw u were doing slasher matchups and i have been waiting to see one for so long ILY!! /p

alright ! im a 4’9 cis girl with wolf cut golden brown hair, blue eyes and a septum piercing! im a mid-size body type and my fashion usually consists of horror movie tees and baggy jeans. occasionally ill wear a skirt!

my personality is very excited, outgoing, extroverted, ETC! ive been told im extremely bubbly and sweet, and i have a “sunshine” aspect to me!! not to toot my own horn or anything heheheh. i also have adhd and suspected autism! :3

im an ENFP personality type and i have been told i am an airhead. i love to bake, draw, sing, and play video games! (fallout is my fave!) i also do a lot of theatre!

EEEKK TYSM for this it’s so cute n your writings totes adorable!! sorry if this is too long i have a tendency to ramble urghhhh! BUTTT

i have a male preference! :3 ! HAVE A GOOD ONE!!! YOU R TOTALLY TUBULAR! 😎

I match you with...

Bubba Sawyer !

Your hyperactive energy would compliment Bubba so well. He needs someone fun to make his life not as harsh. He loves your bubbly personality and will constantly talk to you, so you better learn how to understand Bubba babbles soon. Loves your fashion and finds your piercing fascinating. Drayton was mad confused when Bubba begged for him to let you live, but after a long time of babbling and squealing Drayton got annoyed and let you stay. Nubbins and ChopTop would love you and often ask to hang out. Theyre so happy Bubba found someone like you, and Bubba is beyond grateful to have someone who loves him and his family like you do. He will be as connected to your hip as he can be, whether you are baking or drawing or doing chores. If you do your makeup or dye your hair, prepare for all brothers begging you to do it to them too.

I hope you like your pairing ! Have a great day / night !

hihihihi!!!!!!!! i’m 5’5 cis fem , i have brown hair with blonde bits at the front w layers (sorry if that’s not nescesary or even the next part i’m gonna say) i like 80s rock music - especially poison or guns n roses. i like baggy jeans or flared jeans, but like 2000s fashion w band shirts (queen,mötley crüe ,nirvana etc..) idk if that was too much but ehhhhhh???!!??

I match you with...

Michael Myers ! (2007 Rob Zombie Version)

He listened to a ton of rock in the 80s as a kid. I mean, he wore band tees all the time. So being able to connect with someone over something so nostalgic and personal to him is a big deal. He recognizes bands like ACDC and Guns n' Roses as a piece of what he used to have. A piece of his childhood before everything fell apart at his feet. Being able to share that with someone he cares about feels reminiscent of his mom and its warm and cozy. Michael loves people who stand out, so naturally hes obsessed with your fashion. He always wanted to be that cool guy with piercings and baggy ripped jeans and band tees, instead he'll live vicariously through you.

I hope you like your pairing ! Have a great day / night !

helloo! I'd like to request a match up, if that's alright? I use she/her pronouns, but don't have a gender preference. Thank you in advance, and feel free to skip!

I'm a college student so I spend most of my time on either assignments, passion projects or scholarship tasks, in order to build my portfolio, which my hobbies and interests also contribute to (drawing, reading, media). This makes it so I'm perceived as either 'cultured' or 'independent' by outsiders, even though I'm really bubbly, talkative and dramatic when prompted. I like bear merch, as in plushies and patterns, and my personal style mixes grandpa sweaters in earthy tones with funky jeans and piercings. my current goal is to earn enough to someday be able to retire to the countryside.

I match you with...

Will Graham

Though he was honestly terrified to be with you at first, he loves you to heaven and hell. He was scared of hurting or scaring you but you proved to love him regardless. He loves your artistic nature and dedication to your education. Will is obsessed with how contrasting your appearance is to your personality. He loves how fun and bubbly you are to be around even though you look like the studious independent type. The moment he sees anything with a bear or bear print on it, hes buying it and bringing it home to you. You fit in perfectly at his home, your cozy unique aesthetic both contrasting and mixing perfectly with his home in the forest. I hope you like dogs, because you and Will have a ton of them. Will calls them your guys children, though you have to understand that theyre his first and yours by proxy of your relationship. He wants to live and grow old with you, 100% supporting your idea of retirement to the countryside and planning it out. He loves you more than life itself and perhaps he'd die without you by his side.

I hope you like your pairing ! Have a great day / night !

hi! can i get a slasher match-up? i would prefer to be matched with a male.

i'm 6'0 female and have amber eyes, long gold blond curly hair and hourglass figure. i'm positive and upbeat person, i try to see the bright side in most situations. i'm friendly, energetic, confident, sarcastic, responsible, maybe a bit chaotic, cheerful and bubbly. i'm very competitive and passionate person.

i have morbid, dark sense of humor

sometimes i randomly say a weird obscure fact in the middle of conversation. i can play on violin, cello, piano, guitar, saxophone, harp and drums, i'm currently learning how to play on trumpet. i'm kinda struggling with taking rest, doing nothing, because there is always something to do, something new to learn, etc. i'm afraid of stagnation. my style is something between whimsigothic and cryptidcore.

i love: tea, cooking, baking, horrors, animals, gardening, handicraft, music

i hope you have a fantastic day (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

I match you with...

Jason Voorhees !

Jason adores your positive energy. He doesnt have anything to keep him optimistic in his life, until you entered. He loves to play with your hair and put flowers in it, take walks around the forest with you, show you his favorite spots. Hes taken aback at first when you crack a dark joke so you'll have to explain to him that its just your humor. When you show him your musical talent, he loses his damn mind. His lovely girlfriend is so crazy talented!! So smart!! He's absolutely BAFFLED that someone as gorgeous and talented and smart and kind as you could ever love someone like him. Jason adores your style so much. You stand out in a crowd, but when you are sitting in the grass in the dark shade of the trees, you fit right in. He loves to watch you cook, enjoying the simple pleasure of helping you. He loves to garden with you and make the campsite look more homely. Everything you do, he loves to watch. Jason will get you anything and everything he can so you are never bored, so i hope you dont mind second hand items from unfortunate teens.

I hope you enjoy your pairing ! Have a great day / night !

Requests, posts, fics, will all be slow. school started back up and i have a lot on my plate with the classes im in. thank you for your patience!

Hi! Love your mashups, can I please have one?

I'm bisexual and I use she/her pronouns. I'm pretty tall and feminine according to my way of dressing, mostly old dresses, skirts and heels. I love horror, reading, vintage stuff and art in general. My friends say that I have a strong personality, saying stuff out of nowhere, like stupid facts, dry jokes and morbid shit; it's a contrast to they way I look when I'm not talking. Like I said, I love music in general but I think that I've developed a weird taste of music; love music from the 40's to the 70's, but I'm also a big fan of trash metal, grunge and alt rock, I enjoy some folk, blues, R&B and even some country (I'm one of the bastards that love Revolution no. 9). A short way to describe me according to my brothers is that I'm a girl with the soul of an old man inside. My dream job is to be an industrial design artist with her own store.

Hope this is enough, and... maybe sorry because I feel that I wrote more that it was necessary? Thanks anyway 🫀🫀🫀

You sound so cool wth

I match you with...

Bo Sinclair !

Bo finds comfort and familiarity in the way you dress (hes an old man) and loves your bold personality. He will regularly tease you and expects the same energy back, so i hope you have some insults loaded. He will take you out of Ambrose in his nicest car (yes, its stolen.) and take you do old diners he loves and whatever book and clothing stores you find. He would never say it out loud, but he loves to pamper you and give you everything he can. He loves your dry sense of humor and seemingly aimless knowledge on things with no correlation. It keeps him entertained and constantly guessing at what will come out of your mouth next. He will show you all his favorite songs and artists and the things he used to listen to as a young boy. He will go a little too hard with his insults and snarky attitude sometimes, but when he apologizes its broken and through gritted teeth. Bo loves you to no end, but he struggles with admitting his faults and apologizing. It will take some time before he's comfortable and soft around you enough to apologize and allow himself to be vulnerable. Even through those struggles Bo will try his hardest to support you and whatever career you may choose. Wanna start a shop? Well damn, hes got an empty house in Ambrose you can turn into a storage warehouse and workshop and he'll help you find a place to set up shop in a neighboring town. Will brag about you being a breadwinner wife to random people at the bars he frequents. He will advertise your business to anyone and everyone, too. His hands are constantly on you. Around your shoulders, on your waist, holding your hand, anything. You are his rock, his safety, his lover.

I hope you like your pairing ! Have a good day / night !

Billy Lenz Headcanons

Just some random headcanons because billy has rotted my brain and taken over my notes app. gatekeeping half of the headcanons though, billys MY brainrot not urs /j

swearing, silly things, mentions of murder, billy is his own trigger warning.

not proofread lols we die like men

• he stirs his icecream into a thick soupy texture before eating it

• mf HATES the texture of sprinkles but likes how they look

• hates dogs - especially hyper dogs- theyre overstimulating and exhausting and the only thing theyre good for is making fun noises to mimic

• fireworks are cool to him in theory but the loud bangs send him into a hyperactive state of half panic half excitement

• he feels guilt about killing but not when he does it. the guilt comes after hes come down from his high and hes left a shaking and confused mess. confused because he did it, confused because he felt guilt after.

• gets overstimulated and pissed off with clothes so he just takes them off, doesnt matter where in the house he is. neck feel too itchy? damn his dick is out now

• eats like a toddler. all over his hands, mouth, shirt, table, everything. you have to clean him up afterwards or else he'll just lick it off and go on with his day

• ice pisses him off. if hes drinking a drink and an ice cube touches his lip or especially his teeth, he'll dump the whole damn drink. so he opts to just never having ice in his drinks. snowcones make him VIOLENT

• he gets the sniffles easily. his nose is stuffy and red and runny more often than not

Hi, I'd like to request a match up? I'm 5'8", black curly hair, brown eyes, and all that good stuff. I'm plus size, but I'm working on exercising more. I'm gender fluid, they/them pronouns, and pansexual. I love pretty much all things gothic and alternative. My favorite bands are nine inch nails and mother mother. I'm a solid theater kid and was Cheryl in evil dead the musical. I'm a singer as well and I write my own music and play guitar (and if you want to hear my music, I'll dm a song). I'm a huge nerd of all kinds. DND, marvel, Star wars, lord of the rings, the whole shebang. I mostly keep to myself, but I'm fiercely loyal to my friends and family.

Dude of course i wanna hear your music! good taste in artists btw :]

I match you with...

Baby Firefly !

Baby thinks your a total nerd and that is totally her style. She loves nerdy people and she thinks they are sooooo cute. She'll want to do your hair and makeup while you sing to her or go on and on about whatever media you want to talk about. You guys share accessories like jewelry and hats a ton and she'll constantly come home with new clothes for you. Baby LOVES to dress you up and could spend hours doing it if you let her. If you feel insecure about your weight or a specific outfit, expect to be showered with love and kisses and affection (and more, probably. This is Baby after all.) She'll kill anyone if they make a rude comment about you or treat you any less than you deserve. She loves her family but will immediately shut them down and hop to your defense if any of them made a comment at your expense. Will also go at them for fucking up your pronouns or making dumb comments about your identity. Baby isnt really into much theater but she'll be happy to let you take her to a show you love. You guys share music with eachother a lot and help eachother discover new genres to get down with. Will beg for you to play guitar and sing to her. She is your # 1 fan and will die on that hill. She knows youre her biggest fan too and will always love your loyalty.

my other choices were: RZ Michael Myers, Stu Macher

hope you like your pairing

i forgot to put the last one on anonymous i am sososoos sorry

i cant tell which one you mean sooo. also anon asks arent required so unless u wanna dm me which one it is so i can just anon you, ur fine!

idc ab if people use anon or not its up to them

Hi, could I get a match up please? :)

(My preferred gender is male)

I'm a 5'2 female, I have pale skin and really long brown hair. I'm really shy around new people, and I've been told that I apologize way too much lol. Once I know them though, I'm more outgoing and get excited easily. One of my friends said I was like bmo from adventure time lol. I'm very creative, I draw and use clay and things...

I hope that's enough! Thank you! :)

The bmo comparison really made this easy to get an idea

I match you with...

Vincent Sinclair !

Vincent thinks your shyness is really cute. The way you timidly speak and fidget when you are met with Bo. Bos trying to charm you but you just dont talk back and Vincent finds it humorous, much to Bos dismay. When you apologize over and over for accidentally bumping into one of the statues, Vincent is fascinated. Why are you apologizing? And to a statue? He wants to see more of you. He tells Bo and Lester not to hurt you. Hooray! When you guys get to know eachother, he loves how excited you get to see him. Its like Jonesy x2!! He loves to play with your hair and loves when you do it back. Yes,, you braid eachothers hair. If he finds you drawing, he falls in love all over again. Having another artist around is heaven to him! Yes, you guys have a lot of parallel play and draw together in complete and comfortable silence. He would be so beyond excited to teach you how to work with wax. Though, when hes teaching you he cant stop shaking and stuttering in his work.

I hope you like your pairing! Sorry for it being so extremely late. I hope you have a great day/ night!!

hi!! your matchups are so cute, i really love your writing!

i use she/her pronouns and would prefer a male match. i’m 5’11 and mid size, and people usually say i’m intimidating. really, i’m just quiet and keep to myself. i don’t have many friends and i live alone in the suburbs with my cat. i love to read and write, but my career is in healthcare and it’s very draining. when i care for somebody, i’ll put their needs before my own. i want to have a family, but i don’t have any luck with men my age. i wear scrubs to work, and have a casual style in my personal life - jeans and sweaters/t-shirts. i love 70s-early 80s aesthetics and mostly listen to music from that time.

Dude you sound so chill. also working healthcare??? you are a top tier human

I match you with...

Thomas Hewitt !

Not going to lie, he did find you a little intimidating at first. Ok, not like fully intimidating, i mean just look at the man hes a brute. But he found your silence mentally intimidating and anxiety inducing. But after getting to know you? Oh hes whipped. He would love to live in the suburbs and have a family with you. Ideally, he wants a dog and a cat and 2 kids. Proper white picket fence life. But given his circumstances, that would probably never happen. He admires your career so much more than he could ever express. You help people! He feels,, guilty,,,, he knows that his 'family business' is the total opposite and he just wishes he could be like you. Normal. He wishes he could help people just like you. Instead, you patch his wounds and dote on him and he appreciates it. You are truly the closest thing to normal he will ever have, and he loves you for it. If you ever feel comfortable enough to share your writing with him he would love to read it. Even if its not his style, its you who wrote it so its immediately his favorite. He thinks your aesthetic is refreshing. Nostalgic, fun, casual, and right up his alley. I hope you like Joy Division or Skid Row because he 100% plays them in the background while he works and in his room on a low volume. Also, youre not allowed in the basement so in between household chores you should probably find something to do while Thomas is gone.

My other choices were: Bo Sinclair, Will Graham

I hope you enjoy your pairing! I apologize for how late it is. Ive had a lot of things to do lately so im very busy. Have a great day/ night !

Matchup maybe possibly? 👀

I'm a 5'1" short king trans guy and I need to wear glasses but I simply Do Not out of spite. My hobbies include eating, drawing, writing, and eating some more, so I'm hefty and hairy like a bear cub. My favourite genres of music are nu metal and alt rock, and I dress like a stereotypical dad with button-ups and cargo shorts. I'm also autistic and my dream job is to be a mortician since medical science is a big special interest of mine!

I hope that's enough to go off of! Have a great day / night!!

You sound so cool tf (true asf with the short king stuff i feel you)

not gonna lie i was fighting for my life choosing this one, so i hope its not god awful

I match you with...

Stu Macher !

He'd never say it out loud, but he is fascinated by you entirely. You guys share similar music tastes, though he indulges in pop / punk rock more than alt rock. Your guys favorite shared bands are korn and slipknot, though he wishes you would indulge in weezer more (hes a loser in my heart of hearts.) He loves how you listen to such heavy music but look like Just Some Dude. Hes the adhd to your autism, good luck. Hes just as blind as you so good luck trying to read menus, both of you are hopeless and sightless. I dont know how either of you are still alive at this point. Loves to feed you also. He has a huge fixation with your mouth. Loves to watch your mouth as you talk, eat, drink, even just resting and dormant. Also hes in LOVE with how hairy you are. One of his strongest fascinations with you is how well your hair grows. Hes incapable of growing any hair basically so he likes that you contradict him. When youre drawing he'll do that annoying thing where he constantly asks stupid questions. "You drew that?" "Can you draw me?" "How'd you do that?" "Do you draw often?" so good luck drawing in peace. He'll ask often if he can dress you, choose your outfits and style you like his personal doll. He also steals your clothes. When you tell him about your dream of becoming a mortician, he kind of thinks its a joke at first. When you solidify that you are serious, he will be so supportive. Calls you smart and a genius and other nicknames in that pattern anytime you infodump or tell him something you know. Will fantasize about you having to work on a body he killed. Its exciting to him how vastly different yet oh so similar your guys interests are :D. He asks you suspicious questions all the time too. "Hey, where would you have to hit if you wanted to keep someone alive but also paralyze them? Like,, with a knife or something." "hey babe, what happens if you accidentally stab through your thigh? do you, like, bleed to death or do you still live?" "Babe, I need to know something. How hard do you have to hit someone in the head with a blunt object for it to kill them? Like, do you have to cave their skull in or can you just keep it in one piece but still kill the person???" If you dont know hes one of the ghostfaces already, he wont tell you for a long time. One time, after he asked a lot of extremely suspicious questions, you made some joke about him being a murderer. He laughed but then his face went blank. "What if i was?" and anyway he told you the truth and was in awe that you didnt leave him. yeah you guys are in love.

hope you like your pairing! sorry for how damn late this was. If you havent seen my post, i was on vacation for a week and had 0 internet so i had to take break. have a wonderful day/night!

haiiii !!! ive been on vacation for the past week and without internet, so sorry for my unannounced absence! i have like,, 500 matchups to do in my inbox and some in drafts... so i have a lot of work to do. ill get them done when i can but it might be slow. thank you for your patience and for enjoying my writing!!!! <3

Hey can I get a match-up?

I'm a 5,5 female who is super skinny and light and I have purple hair and dress in pastels and wear pastel striped socks so I dress pretty kawaii/lolita and I love arts n crafts, animals, and making people smile, and plushies, and I have autism and tourrets so sometimes I start making random noises and movements when I get overwhelmed and I love cuddles

You sound so cute!

I match you with...

Jason Voorhees!

He loves how much bigger than you he is. Your relationship rules by the dog / cat trope when it comes to your size difference. He also loves your soft pastel aesthetics and colored hair. Its so different from what he's used to, though he had to jump some hoops regarding everything his mom taught him about people with 'unique' aesthetics. He definitely tried to push his feelings down at first in fear of what his mother would think, but after seeing how kindly you treat people and animals, he just couldnt push his feelings down hard enough. He loves to bring you gifts he finds like pretty flowers, little trinkets hes made, and stuff from the campers he thinks you'd like. He also gives you any piece of clothing he finds that he thinks fits your aesthetic, after giving it a good wash and getting the blood out of course. He loves how kind you are to him and how understanding you are. You'll have to explain to him what tourette syndrome is but he would understand quickly. Same goes for your autism. He also relates to you easily so having those traits definitely helps him feel safer with you, he knows you wont judge or hurt him for his disability. Now, Jason definitely had to take time before physical touch was on the table, but once he was able to understand his strength and got more confident he wasnt going to break you, he loved nothing more than to cuddle with you. He loves when you sit in his lap and his big arms hold you close.

I didnt have any other choices in mind for you.

I hope you enjoyed your pairing. Have a great day / night!

hi :) can i please request a matchup? i’m bisexual & use she/her pronouns!

for my personality, id say im pretty bubbly and excitable. i’m an esfp & cancer, & i try to look on the bright side and try to cheer up people when they’re sad. im very affectionate with the people im close to, and i kinda cling onto my friends arms and hug them a lot. im kinda scared of bugs, but i still always try to take them outside, even if i have to go kicking and screaming. i get distracted pretty easily, and im also really talkative. i also really like going for walks, shopping, yoga, baking, and reading. i like complimenting strangers, and i try to see the best in everything & everyone! but i tend to overlook faults in people if i really care about them.

please and thank you!

this pairing was damn near immediate for me lols

I match you with....

Lester Sinclair!

Hope you enjoy your pairing. Have a wonderful day/night!

He loves your positive look on the world as well as your clinginess. This boy is so touch starved and his love language is definitely physical touch. He'll tease you for being scared of "lil' bugs that cant do no harm" but ultimately take them outside or away from you. He would chase you with one at least once or twice but if you told him to stop he would almost immediately. He's a good guy :]. He listens to you like a dog. Tell him to shower? On it. Tell him to clean the truck? He's there with heavy duty equipment. Ask him for a specific thing at the grocery store? He bought multiple. Lester is also very adhd (coming from an adhd haver) and he enjoys how talkative you are. He gets distracted even quicker than you though, so if you derailed your train of thought and asked him what you were saying he wouldnt have a single clue. Your conversations are often sporadic and chaotic and full of a million separate topics that have nearly zero correlation to eachother. Makes late night conversations really fun regardless of the topics. He loves to drive you into the neighboring town and do cutesy dates with you. Walk in the park, breakfast at a cute cafe, hang out at a library, anything you want, hes gonna take you there. Lester absolutely adores you and seeing you so happy and giddy is his driving force for anything he does. Long day of scouting for roadkill? He just thinks of coming home to you and the day doesnt feel so long and the weather feels not as hot. He loves your generosity also. Every time you compliment a stranger he is reminded of how lucky he is to be with someone so damn kind. You are his sunshine, brighter than the sun during a hot louisiana summer day. One of his favorite things to do with you is lie down on a blanket in a field and cuddle under the stars. He was scared you were gonna bolt as soon as you learned about the 'family business' that his brothers mainly kept up. When you learned but didnt leave, god, he was over the moon. He gets to live with his brothers just like before, but now he has the best person ever to come home to??? This man is convinced his life is heaven. He cherishes you beyond anything you could ever comprehend and swears that you were brought to him by god himself.

My other choices were: Jason Voorhees, Hannibal Lecter (Series)