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steddiehickeys · 2 years
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Now hear me out, reader is friends with kurt and so they watch his streams and just chill there talking to him (they're literally the only viewer ) and one day kurt us jerking off thinking about the reader and it's on stream because he missed the stop button, or generally anything with kurt jerking off thinking about the reader does the job for me so yeah
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pairing: kurt kunkle x gn! reader
tags: SMUT 18+ MINORS DNI, kurt being weird, exhibitionism (jerking off on live), reader kinda liking it
a/n: i like to think kurt’s wayyyy pervy. like if you were to call him out on it he would say he missed the stop button, but he fully did it on purpose. he knew he would have one set of eyes on him.
also i did not proofread this fyi
“well guys! i think it’s time for me to you know, log off for the night. don’t forget to subscribe and share this stream if you enjoyed! later kurties”
you knew you were the only one watching as he threw up his signature peace sign
cya kurt you lazily type onto your phone as you wait to see the big “STREAM ENDED” pop up on your screen, but no?
all you see on your screen is what looks like kurt’s ceiling. you’re about to close out the app before you turn your volume up to see if your ears are deceiving you.
moaning?
“yeahhh…y/n…j-just like that…”
you audibly chuckle to yourself while feeling yourself to grow embarrassingly turned on from this. was he really jerking off on live? thinking about YOU?
i mean, he definitely knows what you look like. you have dozens of pictures posted; he even took the liberty of liking some from four years ago, how sweet.
“you’re my biggest f-fan, aren’t you?” he asks no one as you continue to listen to the rapid sound of wet skin slapping.
little do you know, he knows you’re there. he wasn’t asking no one, he was asking you
he’s not even moaning anymore, he’s whining.
his whines get closer together and you can tell he’s about to cum.
with a final whine of your name leaving his lips, he’s cumming all over his stomach and black sweatpants.
feeling embarrassed for staying to listen to that, and for how hot and bothered you’re suddenly feeling, you decide to quickly close the app and get ready for bed.
the next morning you’re surprised to see the notification on your lockcreen from the streaming app.
New Direct Message from KurtsWorld96!
your heart speeds up a little bit as you slowly unlock your phone and open up the message. your eyes widen as 5 words sit on your screen.
did u enjoy the show?
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ok wait why did i kinda love this jddjjdjdjjdjd
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onichangiri · 2 years
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Bringing back this legend ...
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jaebeomsbitch · 7 months
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And if I said I loved him???
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danowh0re · 2 years
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Spree bts
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kausstar · 2 years
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YOUR CAMERA ROLL DATING KURT !
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click on a picture and hold down to save !
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funnylittlefellows · 2 years
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hmmmm
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Kurt’s Number One Fan
A/N: So, I am trying something different. I am expanding to different fandoms. 
Summary: Kurt has two followers, a kid named Bobby, and a girl by the username FuckMyLife. FuckMyLife, would like almost all of Kurt’s videos, and that made him think she liked him, and made him think they were in a relationship. He found out where she lived, by her ending up as one of his passengers.
Warnings: Stalking, Non-com, Smut, Kurt being weird, NSFW, Cam Sex, Somnophilia, Unprotected sex, DarkKurt, 18+, and break in.
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Y/N was waiting on the sidewalk for her rideshare to arrival. She was standing next to this other girl, who told her that her name was Jessie Adams, and Jessie seemed shocked that Y/N didn’t know her, nor did she care who she was. Soon, they hide someone shout out their names.
???: “Jessie! Y/N!”
Both girls looked over to the voice, to see a man sitting his head out of his car window. He smiled and waved at them.
Jessie: “Is that our Spree driver?”
???: “Hey, Jessie! I’m your guy’s Spree driver, Kurt! Hop in!”
Y/N recognized the name Kurt from anywhere. She opened her mouth to say something, but the back seat window, rolled down and another head popped out of the car. The man smirked at both girls and looked like one of those fuck boys.
???: “Yo, girls, what’s up!”
Jessie cringed and Y/N rolled her eyes.
Jessie: “Yeah, no thanks. I’m out.”
Y/N: “I’ll get in. If only I get to ride up front. There is no way I’ll give in the back with that creep.”
The man in question looked shocked, as if why any girl would say that about him. Kurt just grinned and nodded his head. So, Y/N hopped in the front passenger seat.
Jessie walked away, but Kurt followed after her. He honked the car horn and Jessie looked at him confused and annoyed.
Kurt: “Jessie! Hey, hey, listen. I’m a five-star rated driver-”
Jessie: “I already cancelled, thanks.”
Kurt: “Listen, I can already see where you’re going. It’s right around the bend. It’s on the house. Just get in the car, it’s on me.”
Y/N sighed and pulled her phone out of her pocket. She opened up twitch and got on Kurt’s live to see that he had a good number of followers, which shocked her. Since it’s mostly just her and Bobby that watches Kurt’s streams.
Jessie: “But, like, I cancelled so-”
Y/N cringed at that, because who uses the word “like” like that. Y/N typed in chat in chat and used a donate so her message would come up. And just like she predicted.
FuckMyLife: “Who uses the word “like” like that. It’s cringy as fuck.”
Kurt perked up to this and got all happy to hear that users name. But his attention went right back on Jessie.
Kurt: “Oh, that’s okay. I don’t mind. I’m Kurt, by the way. “
Jessie sighed and opened the back door and hopped into the car. The man in the back, eyed both her and Y/N’s bodies.
Kurt: “Hope you guys like the music! I made it KurtsWorld96, official track.”
He suddenly turned it up, and Y/N covered her ears. Jessie did the same thing. Kurt backed out of the parking lot. The gross man started speaking.
Gross man: “Do you two, like, have threesomes?”
Y/N glared at the gross man, but Jessie didn’t hear him. So, when she asked for him to repeat what he said to her, he glared at Kurt.
Gross man: “Dude! Can you just turn off your shitty music!”
Y/N got upset at that, because she liked Kurt’s music. 
Y/N: “Hey, Kurt’s music isn’t shitty! If you actually listened to it, you would know. You just have shit taste.”
Kurt looked at her shocked, but also happy, that someone liked his music other than his online “girlfriend”
Gross: “At least can he turn it down?!”
Kurt: “Oh, yeah. But you were just telling me how much you liked it.”
Gross man looked panicked to this and shook his head. Y/N rolled her eyes.
Gross man: “Yeah, no I wasn’t. It’s shit, um-”
Kurt: “So, jessie! Y/N! I already told him this, but I got these cameras in here set up for everyone’s safety. Full disclosure. FYI, I’m totally and completely transparent.”
Y/N typed in chat, and the donate came up.
FuckMyLife: “And he loves to stream. But don’t you date judge him. He’s good at it!”
Kurt smiled at this, and looked quite happy, that his online “Girlfriend” gave him praise.
Kurt: “Thanks FuckMyLife!”
Y/N cringed when he read her username out loud. Jessie and the Gross Man looked shocked by the username. Y/N typed in chat again.
FuckMyLife: “Kurt you may use my real name. Y/N.”
Kurt froze and looked quite shocked. He looked over at Y/N and he looked like he was about to explosd.
Kurt: “Wait, YOUR FuckMyLiffe?!?”
Y/N cringed again, but slowly nodded her head. Kurt was way so happy, about this. To have his online “Girlfriend” in his car with him for the first ever time.
Bobby: “Cool Kurt. You now have met your “Online Girlfriend” You can now lose your V-card!”
Y/N looked shocked by that, and Kurt blushed. He whispered something to his camera, probably talking to Bobby about what he just said. Gross Man seemed annoyed that the attention wasn’t on him.
Gross man: “Okay, enough of this. Jessie, Y/N. Watch out for this guy. He’s a fucking psycho. But like I was saying. My name is Mario, and, uh, you must be Jessie and Y/N. But you guys can call me whatever you want when we’re in bed together.”
Jessie and Y/N cringed, and Kurt glared at Mario for flirting with his “girlfriend” in front of him. Jessie then snorted and pulled out her phone. She scooted closer to the door.
Jessie: “He has ears. And eyes. And three legs. And rabies.”
Mario laughed, and Y/N just looked bored as hell. This worried Kurt.
Mario: “Hey you’re fucking funny girl. Wait, hold up. I KNOW you!”
Jessie looked shocked and annoyed by that, and Y/N looked confused on how he knew Jessie.
Jessie: “No, you don’t.”
Mario: “Yes, I do.”
Kurt: “Hey, Mar-io Mare-io, or whatever your name is, just grab a water and chill out. Stop bothering her.”
Mario: “Shut the fuck up. Yo, she’s a comedian!”
Y/N looked shocked, since she knows most comedians, and if Jessie is this popular, how did she not know about her, or heard of her before right now? Kurt looked shocked by this.
Mario: “Yeah. No, you do the uh “Hey everybody look at me”
Y/N looked confused about how was that funny. 
Jessie: “It’s “All eyes on me”
Y/N was still confused on how that was funny. 
Mario: “I fucking knew it!” Yeah, yeah, you’re like. All eyes on me, All eyes on me. I said all eyes on” I fucking knew it.”
Kurt looked excited, and Y/N rolled her eyes.
Y/N: “Okay, we get it dude. You know her. Can you shut the fuck up now?”
Mario looked upset that a girl told her what to do. But his attention went right back on Jessie.
Mario: “She’s got a mega following!”
Kurt looked even more excited by this.
Kurt: “That’s amazing! How did you grow your audience?”
Jessie: “Um, I’m, like, funny.”
Y/N rolled her eyes since that isn’t helpful information at all. On top of that, Jessie doesn’t seem funny to her. She typed that in chat.
FuckMyLife: “That’s shit advice. On top of that, who says that?! “Um, I’m like, funny.” can you please use the word like, right?”
Jessie looked shocked by that, that someone doesn’t find her funny. Kurt looked over at Y/N and frowned. He kicked himself in the ass for making his “girlfriend” jealous.
Bobby: “Damn girl! You love picking fights with everyone?!”
FuckMyLife: “Yes, yes, I do Bobby. Mostly you for how you treat Kurt.”
Bobby: “But’s he’s so annoying! How can you deal with him?”
FuckMyLife: “Because I am his FRIEND! You are just a child. Shut it.”
Bobby: “I am not a child you bitch!”
Kurt wanted to get the attention back on to what they were talking about, and not his “girlfriend” and Bobby fighting. In truth he got jealous of Y/N giving Bobby attention and not him. He sees that as her getting back at him for making her jealous.
Kurt: “I mean, having a big following...I can, I mean, yeah, all those notifications coming in. I mean, I get it. I do, too. So, Jessie, it’s cool to meet you. Follow for follow, and if you post anything on my Spree, just make sure to tag me. I’m KurtsWorld96.”
Jessie busted out laughing, and Y/N didn’t get what Kurt said was so funny. 
Jessie: “Sir, are you a Twitter bot, or is there a real live human boy in there?”
Mario laughed and tried to throw his arm around Jessie’s shoulders, but she threw it away from her.
Jessie: “Don’t touch me.”
Mario: “Yo, Jessie, I got to say, you were...you were one of the better sets that night. Just very pro I thought.”
Jessie: “Wow, thank you. Thank you so much. glad you think I’m pro, even though I was doing a professional gig.”
Y/N typed in chat.
FuckMyLife: “That was a professional gig?”
Jessie looked shocked, and Kurt let out a snicker.
Bobby: “Wait...you went to her set? You went OUTSIDE?!”
FuckMyLife: “Yes I did Bobby. I do have a life.”
Bobby: “Cool, I didn’t know.”
FuckMyLife: “Shut it child!”
Mario pulled his phone out and started recording.
Mario: “Yo, yo, what’s up?! It’s your boy, Mario, and we are out here. Guess who.”
Y/N typed in chat/
FuckMyLife: “A gross toll man that likes to perve on girls in the dark of the night.”
Mario glared at Kurt’s stream, and Kurt almost busted out laughing.
Bobby: “You can say that again. This man reeks of desperate. More than Kurt does.”
Mario: “No you bitches!”
Kurt tensed up, not liking what Mario called his “girlfriend” and Bobby.
Mario: “It’s hot chick comedian, Jessie Adams, in the house!”
Jessie covered her face, not liking how Mario was recording her, without her consent. Y/N got annoyed by that as well.
Jessie: “Stop! Do not point that phone in my face!”
She tried to slap his phone out of his hand, but he pulled it away from her.
Jessie: “What is wrong with you!?”
Kurt: “Yeah, point it at me, your driver, KurtsWorld, uh-”
Mario: “You shut the fuck up!”
Kurt: “KurtsWorld96!”
Mario completely ignored Kurt and pointed his phone back at Jessie. She covered her face again, getting really annoyed.
Mario: “You come on. Give me a little smile, girl.”
Jessie: “Oh my god! Are all the tanning oils getting to your head?!”
Y/n started freaking out by all the yelling, and she was trying trouble breathing.
Jessie: “I thought all you frat boys didn’t like black people?”
Mario’s face fell and he lowered his phone and stopped recording. He glared at jessie.
Mario: “What the fuck!? Why would you say that?! That’s not fucking true! Now I can’t even post this!”
Kurt looked shocked by this, and Y/N freaked out even more.
Jessie: “You know what. Squirt’s World, just let me out here.”
Mario: “What? Are you serious?”
Kurt: “Honestly man. I’m about ready to drop you off on the side of the road, okay?! You’re pissing off my girlfriend! Just grab a water and get ready to call another Spree.”
Mario looked shocked and upset that he was being told to get out, and not Jessie.
Mario: “On the side of the fucking highway?! Are you nuts?! No, no, I’m not! And you know what? You just got yourself a one-star rating, bitch. And you, you should really use those beautiful smiles a little more often, huh?”
Jessie looked at Mario annoyed, and Kurt looked upset that Mario was going to give him a one-star rating.
Jessie: “Oh, God. Okay, right!”
She held up her phone and started recording Mario, just like he did to her.
Jessie: “Hey, guys. I’m stuck in a Spree Social with THIS defective clown. He’s been nagging me and calling me fucking slurs. He’s a disrespectful little shit. I you see him on the street, just cross to the other side, smile. Or just push him into traffic. That’d be better for everybody. He goes by the name of Mario-”
Kurt: “Hey, everyone, what’s going on.”
Jessie turned the camera over to Kurt. He smiled, happy, to be on someone else’s recording.
Kurt: “KurtsWorld96, here. Follow me for “The Lesson” links in the bio. And I always follow back-”
Jessie: “Oh my god. Why do I keep doing this to myself? I’m a fucking Spree Social to save three bucks. For THIS headache? This ever happen to you guys? Oh, and Kurt, you might want to check on your girlfriend.”
With that she ended her recording and posted it to her story on Instagram. Mario didn’t like this at all. But Kurt got worried about what Jessie said about Y/N and looked over to see that she was freaking out.
Mario: “I’m just going to say, that becoming Insta famous has really gone to your head, because you’re a total bitch. That girl up front as well. She hasn’t spoken a single word to me!”
Kurt slammed on his breaks, which freaked Y/N out even more. Jessie and Mario looked at him shocked. Kurt glared at Mario and pointed to his door.
Kurt: “Out.”
They looked shocked by that.
Mario: “Me?! They’re the ones being all fucking mean and shit! What, you’re protecting your girlfriend!?”
Jessie sighed and unbuckled.
Jessie: “Nope, fuck this. I’m getting out.”
Kurt looked shocked and panicked.
Kurt: “No, no, no, wait! Are you sure?!”
Jessie: “Yep, certain.”
With that she opened the door.
Jessie: “Fuck you *Pointing at Mario* and you *Pointing at Kurt* Reel it in a bit, buddy. No one says “Follow for Follow” out loud. And if she’s your girlfriend. You’re doing a shit job at taking care of her.”
Kurt looked shocked and upset that Jessie said that about him. Jessie grabbed a water bottle, and Kurt was happy that she took it. He wanted her to die, for what she said to him. Jessie slammed her door shut. 
Mario: “Hey, bitch, maybe don’t be such a bitch next time!”
Jessie glared at him and stormed back over to the car.
Jessie: “Oh? How’s this for being a fucking bitch?!”
She splashed the water in Mario’s face, threw the bottle back in the car, and then stormed off. Kurt droves away but looked down at Y/N who was clenching her shirt, but she was sleeping. He sighed in relief to this.
(Time skip)
Kurt dropped Y/N off home, and she quickly took a shower, and got dressed.
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She went to bed and passed out.
(With Kurt)
It was night when Kurt made it to Y/N’s house. He just killed Bobby, and kidnapped Jessie. He thought of taking her to his house, but he opted to taking her to Y/N’s house instead.
Y/N’s house looked similar to Jessie’s house. So, Jessie didn’t question it. So went through the front, and Kurt went through the back.
He made sure to stay hidden as Jessie went through the dark house. She walked up the stairs and made it to the bathroom. While she was in there, Kurt used a chair to lock her inside.
He then snuck into Y/N’s room and walked over to her bed. He had his camera and everything.
Y/N wasn’t using her blanket, so this let Kurt see her night gown. He nearly fainted at the sight of her small black night gown. 
Kurt: “Hey!”
He didn’t get a response from Y/N, meaning she’s a heavy sleeper. He turned on her lamp and harshly swallows. He was nervous. He looked at his stream to see his chat was going insane.
Kurt: “This is my girlfriend Y/N. This is our first time doing something like this. I’m so nervous.”
He propped his phone on Y/N’s dresser, pointing it right at the bed. Getting a good view of both of them. Getting a good angle, that it will show both Kurt and Y/N. Not just Kurt.
He slowly got on the bed and moved Y/N’s legs apart with his knee. He scooted to sit between her legs and lifted up her night gown to show her black panites. He smirked at this.
Kurt started grinding on Y/N’s leg, making him groan softly and low, since he didn’t want to wake her up.
Kurt: “You're going to be a good girl for me, Y/N~? My fans are going to enjoy this~!”
Kurt heard the shower turn off, meaning that jessie was done with her shower. Kurt knew he needed to get done quick before Jessie broke out of the bathroom.
So, he quickly lowered his hand to Y/N’s V and pulled down her panties. He then used his middle finger to find her slit. Soon he found her clit and started rubbing it. This caused Y/N to moan. He smirked at this.
Kurt: “Oh, do you like that~? You love it when I rub your clit~?”
The chat was going haywire to this. Someone donated.
PuppiesSuck: “Make her moan louder Kurt! We can’t hear her!”
Kurt snickered and nodded his head. He pushed his middle finger into Y/N’s aching hole, and she let out a louder moan to that. He started fucking her with his finger, letting her moan loud.
DildoRocks: “Wow, she’s loud!”
Kurt smirked at this and nodded his head.
Kurt: “Yeah, she is~! I wonder if I can get her to go louder~?”
He pushed another finger into her, and she moaned even louder. She clung to her bedsheets. The chat was going crazy over this.
TimeLord: “Kurt, Jessie might hear, and break out of the bathroom! Just fuck her already!”
Kurt knew that TimeLord was right. He didn’t need Jessie stopping him from having sex with his “girlfriend”. So, he pulled his fingers out of her, and she let out a small whimper. He smirked at this and unzipped his pants and reached in them.
He pulled his cock out, and spit onto it, as a form of lube. He smeared it on his cock, and then lined it up to Y/N’s aching hole and then shoved his cock into her.
Kurt:” *Groans* Oh, do you like that Y/N~? Chat, do you think she likes it when I shove my cock into her~?”
The chat was going crazy.
Pieapple: “I think she does Kurt!”
CrazyDog: “I think you should give her more pleasure!”
Kurt liked this idea, and reached his hand between their bodies, and started rubbing her clit again. Y/N cried out in pleasure and let go of her bedsheets and wrapped her arms around Kurt’s neck.Kurt gasped as he felt Y/N’s walls tighten around his cock.
Kurt: “*Groans* Shit, I think she just came~!”
MarvelQueen: “Did it feel good?”
Kurt: “God, yes~! God, Y/N~! Cum on my cock like the dirty girl you are~!”
He quickken his pace, making Y/N’s bed shake a little bit.
Kurt: “*Groans* God, she’s so wet~!”
FairyTittles: “So wet for you!”
Kurt moaned and nodded his head. He placed his hand on Y/N’s waist, straightened his back, as he fucked into her. He threw his head back.
Y/N: “K-*Moans*”
Kurt looked down at Y/N and smirked. 
Kurt: “*Groans* Oh, where you about to say something~? Chat, did you *Groans* hear that~? She was about to *Groans* say something~?”
God: “She was Kurt. She was about to say something.”
Kurt: “*Groans* Come on Y/N~! Say it~!”
Y/N: “K-Kurt~!”
Kurt’s heart exploded. Happy, that she was saying his name, and thinking of him, while having sex.
Tittles: “Kurt, she’s probably having a dream of you fucking her!”
Kurt was happy, to hear this. Happy that his “Girlfriend” was thinking of him in her sleep. He then suddenly hears a bang down the hall and knew that was Jessie.
WorldDestration: “Kurt, hurry up! Jessie is about to ruin your sex time!”
Kurt didn’t want that to happen. He quickly moved his hands on Y/N’s waist and picked up his pace. Y/N moaned out and clung onto Kurt. Chat was going insane.
EndOfTheWordl: “Kurt, you should cum in her!”
OOOOO: “Oh ffuck yeah! That might get you more folowers!”
That got Kurt’s attention, and he thought about it. He sees Cumming in someone a form of connecting their souls together. He wanted to do that with Y/N, and this was his chance to do so.
Y/N K-Kurt, fuck~!”
Kurt: “*Groans*: Yes~! Scream my *Groans* Scream my name~! Chat, you love this~?”
ChatGod: “Yeah we do Kurt!”
Kurt felt Y/N’s walls tighten around his cock again, and he groaned out. Chat was eating this shit up.
Kurt: “*Groans* God~!”
AThrone: “Did she cum again?”
Kurt: “*Groans* God yes~!”
OfDawn: “That means she loves it, Kurt. Keep going!”
Kurt picked up his pace, on both thrusting into her, and rubbing her clit. 
AndDagger: “Make her cum again!”
Tim: “Yeah, that was hot!”
Kurt loved pleasing his chat, so he thrusted into her harder. This caused her to moan louder, which Kurt knew Jessie could hear this point. Y/N came again, and Kurt moaned out loud. 
Kurt: “Yes~! Cum all over my god damn cock~! Chat, *Groans* do you think she wants my CUM~?”
Rogers: “Yeah Kurt. She does!”
Kurt felt this cock twitch and he knew that meant he was close. He could hear Jessie beating on the bathroom door, trying to break it down. Probably think her grandmother was getting fucked.
Kurt: “*Groans* God~! Y/N, baby~! I’m close~!”
SteveKiller: “Cum in her!”
Kurt: “*Groans* God, I will~! Y/N, I’m going to cum so deep in you~!”
Buk: “And she’s going to take it!”
Kurt: “Hell yeah she is~!”
Y/N cried out as she came, and Kurt picked up his pace. With the snap of his hips, he shoved his cock so deep into her.
Kurt: “*Groans* F-FUCKEN HELL!!!”
He pants and slowly pulled out of her. He then used one of her shirts to clean up his mess. He put his cock back into his pants, and slowly left Y/N’s room. He let Jessie out of the bathroom but killed her.
He dragged her body out of the house and tossed her in the truck of his car. He then drove back home.
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prairieenyasblog · 1 month
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finally watched spree yesterday.
what a silly guy, i love him (he is insane and a serial killer)
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iavenjqasdf · 3 months
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yunghat3r · 2 years
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more headcanons bc they’re so fun!!!
• kurt always falls asleep watching tv or youtube or something, but he also always complains that he never has dreams. you tell him that the sound of his tv distracts his brain from a proper rem cycle. he starts sleeping with a noise machine instead so he can tell you about all his dreams every time he wakes up. and he always gets so excited and animated about telling you the crazy shit he dreams about!
• the first time he takes you to meet luna and dozier he warns you that they’re super scary and standoffish. but they aren’t, they’re literally super sweet. he just wants you to think you’re so special that they love you the second they meet you, just like he did! and you’re so pleasantly surprised when his big mean dogs are actually so cuddly and kind! and kurt is just standing there with the biggest smile when you turn around covered in slobbery puppy kisses.
• kurt LOVES petnames. he loves being called them, even if he gets super flustered, and he loves the idea of using them but he has trouble getting them out. but over time he gets more confident, and soon he barely uses your name anymore; it’s always honey or baby or sweet thing or something cute like that. you wont admit it to him but it always makes your heart skip a beat, even when he used to stutter.
• since kurt hasnt ever had a relationship before, he wants to do all the rite of passage relationship shit with you. he asks you on a date with a big prom-posal-esque poster one time. he takes you to the drive in and sneaks in tons of snacks. he wanted your first kiss to be special so he ran around adjusting lights and lighting candles. he made you a playlist and burned it onto a CD that he drew all over so it could feel like high school. he even does that thing where he pretends to yawn so he can put his arm over your shoulder. and it’s all kinda awkward, but he’s so cute and he seems so happy that you don’t even care.
*i have so many of these in my dumb little brain pls lmk if u want more*
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insensiblelimerence · 2 years
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some of yall infantilize kurt and it kinda makes me uncomfy, like i see fanfics where he’s just this little ‘baby’ that needs to be taken care of and its his entire personality. i get he has serious mental issues due to trauma which can cause a lack of understanding certain things (as someone who lives with this) but portraying him as someone with absolutely no sense of skills except camerawork or streaming stuff is straight up fucked. and the fact that these same people headcanon him as autistic too makes it worse. i personally am unsure if i am autistic but i know people who are and they are not stupid little babies that can’t comprehend shit. kurt is a grown ass man, who happens to be VERY intelligent but lacks social skills and tries to be a people pleaser. that does not make him your little baby who needs to be protected. please remind yourself he is also a god damn serial killer.
please stop. this shit is getting on my fucking nerves.
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mehidktbh · 2 years
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“Why? does it feel good or not?”
Pairing: Kurt Kunkle x Fem!Reader
Summary: Kurt hasn’t cuddled with anyone before so, he’s a little hesitant when you suggest cuddling in bed.
Warning: Established relationship, nervous Kurt, pet names, one time when the reader kisses Kurt, mentions Kurt having insomnia but mostly short sweet fluff <3
A/N: I had an idea for writing a part two on this, for when the reader and Kurt wake up in the morning. Stuck between lazy morning sex or just pure fluff again. You guys can decide ig 😭
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The room was pitch black, colourless and gloomy. You were laying on your side, knowing you were fancying the plane will, but with the room completely shaded you were unable to see anything. You could only feel Kurts' presence behind you, he was laying face up, one hand behind his head to support his head while the other was on his stomach. Hearing him huff and breath out meant he wasn’t asleep/
Kurt always had trouble sleeping, sometimes he’d call you up in the middle of the night, or when you were over he’d be playing video games while you sat down on his mattress. Begging him to join you and to stop cussing out other people on the game. So it wasn’t super surprising to know he was awake, but you knew that if you were going to fall asleep he wouldn’t.
“Kurt. You awake?” Kurt nearly jumped at the sound of your quiet voice, he could have been fooled that you were asleep. “Y/N- Babe, why aren’t you asleep?” He turned his head over to you, hoping to at least catch a glimpse of your beautiful face but all he could see was the poorly lit room surrounding him. “I can’t sleep.” You muttered softly, hearing him hum in return. “Same.”
You shuffled around, gripping the blankets for support as you were now facing him, while you couldn’t see him you could feel his eyes staring right at you. “Want to cuddle? I heard it's a great way to sleep” Kurt stammering for a bit, trying to find the right word to say through his nervousness. “Umm. Y-yeah.” You smiled, silently fist-pumping yourself before moving closer to him.
When you finally bumped into his chest you wrapped your arms around him. Before bringing you closer to him, smelling his cheap cologne and the faint smell of his fruity vape. Kurt seemed tense for a while, his legs and arms stiff, not moving from the position they were in before. “You alright?” You questioned, a hint of teasing in your voice. But Kurt quickly straightens up, moving his arms to now wrap around your waist.
“Why? does it feel good or not?” He hesitated. “I love it. Feel so comfortable.” You replied, planting your head back onto his chest, quietly hearing his heartbeat pump and beat. After some getting used to Kurt seemed to be getting sleepy, his arms still tightly wrapped around you. But now he changed positions, he now had his face buried into your neck. His hot breath blows against your neck, lightly snoring into your ear too. While you laid there for a minute before finally resting your eyes, pecking Kurt’s hand before drifting off into your sleep.
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suppup17 · 2 years
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The car goes vroom vroom
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glenn-simp · 1 year
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Kurt Kunkle x Reader
Spree
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I glanced up as a car pulled over in front of me, I'm assuming that's my Uber.
"Kurt?"
I asked as he rolled down the window.
He smiled at me.
"Yes ma'am. Welcome aboard."
I gave him a smile back.
"Thank you."
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"So, are you a vlogger or something, Kurt? This is a lot of cameras."
I asked as I looked around the car.
"Yes. It's for my channel. I'm working towards going viral!"
I glanced at him from the corner of my eye.
"Oh that's cool! Hey, do you mind if I turn the radio on?"
"Not at all."
I flicked through the stations until we arrived at my workplace.
"Thanks, Kurt! I'll remember to give you 5 stars."
"Anytime. See you again soon!"
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lackingdeadsleep · 2 years
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If anyone else tries saying he isn't our little meow meow I'm going to have to step in
😡😡😡😡😡
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IT NEEDS TO STOP
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andaiib · 2 years
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watched spree heres a kurt brunkle skrunkle
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