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Steph: How do you ask Cass out?
Kara: Well, first-
Babs: Don't ask her, she asked me out in a Big Belly Burger parking lot.
Kara: ...And you said yes?
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Kara: I think we need to separate Babs from the screen. Activate the airplane mood or something.
Dick: Why? She seems fine.
Kara, sitting next to Babs: Hey Barbara.
Kara: Are you listening to me?
Babs: *nods*
Kara: What did I just say?
Babs: *nods*
Kara: I bought you an alpaca. It’s in your apartment. Should we keep it?
Babs: *nods*
Dick: Okay, I see your point.
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Babs: So what’s for dinner?
Kara: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Babs:
Babs: Is it soup?
Kara: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Babs: Please, enough with the soup puns.
Kara: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Babs: STOP!
*one hour later*
Babs: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
Kara: Never get comfortable around me.
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Kara: Do you think I should learn how to ride a bike?
Babs: You can fly.
Kara: But you have a bike.
Babs: I can’t fly.
Kara: But what if my powers fail? How would I go anywhere?!
Babs: You just wanna ride my bike to look cool, don’t you?
Kara:
Kara: Fits with the new jacket.
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Sometimes when you’re in a relationship you forget to tell people…or that’s is a thing that has happened to Kara and Barbara. So as two mature adults they decide that the best option is to try to gaslight everyone. Spoiler: it usually doesn’t work.[Part.1]
———— Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain
Babs: Oh today is best if you don’t go on a patrol cause it’s date night and I’m not going to be able to give you back up.
Cass: No problem.
Steph: Wait you have a date? With who?
Babs: With who?
Steph: Yeah Barbara, who do you have a date with?
Babs: With my girlfriend?
Steph: Babs be for real.
Babs: I’m not cheating on my girlfriend. Being a cheater isn’t cool Stephanie.
Steph: WAIT WHAT?! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!
Cass, also clueless but rolling with it just to piss off steph: Yeah, it’s not cool Ste-
Steph: I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL DATING GRAYSON!
Kara, coming in through the window: Are you ready?
Steph: WAIT KARA WHY OMG NO WAY WAIT WHAT.
Kara, whispering: Why is she going crazy?
Babs, also whispering: Did you tell her anything about us?
Kara: No?
Babs: Exactly.
Kara: *Nods*
Kara: Steph, are you saying she’s cheating on me with Grayson? That’s nasty.
Steph: Wait what NO. I don’t know. What?! *looks at Cass* YOU KNEW?!
Cass: *shrugs*
Kara: So m’lady, shall we?
Babs: We shall.
Steph: COME BACK YOU ASSHO-
———— Tim Drake
Tim, coming in the clock tower through the window: Hey Babs. Can you help me?
Kara, with a cup of hot chocolate: Hey Tim. I’m sorry, but Babs is sleeping. So not tonight.
Tim: Oh. Okay.
Tim: Wait what are you doing here?
Kara: Oh, drinking hot chocolate I couldn’t sleep and I didn’t want to wake Babs. You want some?
Tim: But why are you in here…Oh OH.
Tim: SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW NOBODY TELL- SORRY.
Kara: So hot chocolate?
Tim: Sure.
Kara: Nice! So tell me, how’s life?
Tim: For once great. I met someone and…
———— Jason Todd
Jason: Barbara I need to find-
Kara, slightly annoyed: Hello to you too.
Jason: What are you doing here?
Kara: I’m getting quality time in order to have a healthy relationship.
Jason: With who?
Kara: With the only other person in the room before you rudely barge in?
Jason: Barbie?
Kara: Duh.
Jason, looking at them: Ok. I don’t care. Can you help me?
Babs: Sure, tell me.
Kara: Goodbye quality time.
Jason: It would be quicker if you help too Barbie 2.
Kara: AT LEAST PICK AN ADJECTIVE I COULD BE BARBIE ALIEN OR BARBIE MADE OF STEEL
Jason:
Babs: We were watching Barbie.
Jason: It’s a great movie.
Babs: Indeed.
Kara: And you’re ruining it.
Jason:
Jason: Ok. so this dude-
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Jason: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Damian: I sleep with a knife.
Babs: Both of you are losers.
Damian: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Babs: Kara.
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Sometimes when you’re in a relationship you forget to tell people…or that’s is a thing that has happened to Kara and Barbara. So as two mature adults they decide that the best option is to try to gaslight everyone. Spoiler: it usually doesn’t work.[Part.3](Sirens’ edition)
———— Pamela Isley aka Poison Ivy
Ivy: Are you lost or something?
Babs: Harsh. I thought at this point we are at least acquaintances.
Ivy: So you want something.
Babs: Your help actually.
Ivy: With what?
Babs: How I say this without offending you…
Babs: Pamela, you are really smart and I know you are a doctor in-
Ivy: Cut the crap Barbara.
Babs: Help me to pick a plant for my girlfriend that she couldn’t kill for over watering or something.
Ivy: Oh you have a girlfriend. Now we can be acquaintances.
Babs: Ivy please.
Ivy: Sure I’ll do it. But tell me who your girlfriend is cause you know my girlfriend would murder me when I tell her this and don’t tell her who she is.
Babs: Is it really necessary?
Ivy: The price to pay, darling.
Babs:
Ivy: I’m waiting.
Babs: Ugh fine. I’m dating supergirl.
Ivy: *starts to laugh*
Babs, confused: What?
Ivy: Why do you need help to pick a plant when your girl is a plant herself.
Babs: What do you mean?! She’s not she’s funny, sma-
Ivy: Not like that. But think about the supers, they get their powers from the sun. Does that ring a bell?
Babs:
Ivy: I gave Harley a ficus when we started dating. They are pretty strong. Here.
Babs: Thanks Ivy.
Ivy: Enjoy your plants.
Babs: You only gave me one?
Ivy:
Babs, completely red: OH I- BYE!
———— Selina Kyle
Selina: So how is it?
Babs: How is what?
Selina: You’re sleeping with a super, right? How. Is. It?
Babs:
Selina: I’m not into them like they are too goodie goodie but I’m curious.
Babs: I-
Selina: Girl of steel, super strength, could fly, x-ray…
Babs, clearly flustered:
Selina: Oh don’t act like a prude babe. We’ve known each other for years.
Babs, whispering: …It’s mind blowing.
Kara, coming into the room: Sorry I’m late.
Selina: And that’s my cue, bye bye girls. My pleasure.
Babs:
Kara: Bye!
Babs:
Kara, whispering: You know I heard everything right?
Kara: Super hearing.
Babs: Don’t you dar-
Kara: MIND BLOWING FELLAS
Babs: I hate you.
Kara: In fact no you don’t. MIND BLOWING
Babs: Ugh.
———— Harley Quinn
Harley: Holy molly whatcha doing in Gotham super blondie?
Kara: Personal business.
Harley: Lemme tell ya, I’m good now like I don’t plan and do evil things anymore.
Kara: Oh don’t worry, I know.
Harley: Phew cause fight you would be a pain in the ass…
Kara: It would be quick.
Harley: Don’t be a prick.
Harley: Btw, how is your personal business related to the bat family?
Kara: Who sa-
Harley: You’re on a rooftop in the middle of the night in Gotham. Cut the crap.
Kara: Personal business.
Harley: Right.
*5 min later*
Kara: So are you going to stay here all night?
Harley: I was here first, go to another roof.
Kara: I can’t.
Harley: Neither do I.
*10 min later*
Kara: I-
Harley: Look if you want me to move my ass to another roof I need context or something and you know it.
Kara: *sigh* I guess there’s no choice. So-
Babs: Hey babe I’m sorry but it took me a long time to find my old suit but look it fit perf-
Babs: Oh hi Harley.
Harley: No freaking way.
Kara: I-
Harley: *running away* Well, take it as a gift for whatever it is you’re celebrating.
Harley: Bye blondie! Bye blondie’s personal business!
Babs: Wha-
Kara: Whao. You really look incredibly.
Babs: I know.
Babs: By the way I have I gift for you.
Kara:
Babs: A different gift, horndog.
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Sometimes when you’re in a relationship you forget to tell people…or that’s is a thing that has happened to Kara and Barbara. So as two mature adults they decide that the best option is to try to gaslight everyone. Spoiler: it usually doesn’t work.[Part.2]
———— Dick Grayson
Babs: What kind of jewelry could I buy from someone who flies at supersonic speed?
Dick: Rings.
Babs: Ugh but the fights.
Dick: Mmm… wait why would you- OMG IT’S HAPPENING?!
Babs: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Dick: Are you asking Kara out?
Babs: I’m asking out…my girlfriend?
Dick: Oh nonono don’t try to gaslight me Barbara. We haven’t talked about this before and you know it. So your girlfriend already? Good job.
Babs, trying to gaslight him: Of course we have talked about it.
Dick: Look try to gaslight me as much as you want but I know you Barbara and you didn’t tell me shit about Kara and you dating, Barbara.
Dick: So you should do it now, Barbara.
Babs: Stop using my full name.
Dick: Sure but go on.
Babs: You know it’s extremely weird that you are so invested in your ex-girlfriend and her new girlfrie-
Dick: My dad dresses up as a bat and beats people every night since I was kid I think we’re good.
Babs: Touché.
———— Bruce and Damian Wayne
Bruce: Supergirl, what’s the matter?
Kara, who was sleeping on the couch: Whut?
Damian: Why are you here?
Kara, still half asleep: Sleep?
Bruce: Here?
Kara: Yes?
Damian: Did you have a rough mission?
Kara: No?
Bruce: Is Barbara in trouble?
Kara: I hope not.
Damian:
Bruce:
Kara:
Babs, under Kara and with her eyes closed: CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP I’M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE, SHE’S COZY AND SHE NEEDS TO STAY RIGHT HERE
Damian:
Bruce:
Kara: Can you please come back later? Or tomorrow? It’s bedtime and as you see she needs it.
Bruce: Sure.
Damian: But father we need to-
Bruce: Later, now we have to call Clark.
———— Dinah Lance
Dinah: Hey beautiful what do you have for me?
Babs: Her friend was found dead in an alley so it seems-
Dinah: You know your neck is covered in hickeys like a horny teenager, right?
Babs: *sighs* She never listens.
Dinah: and by she we’re talking about…?
Babs: Kara obviously.
Dinah: Are you trying to pretend I already know this piece of information so I can’t tease you about it?
Babs:
Babs: Is it working?
Dinah: Yes.
Babs: Wait, really?
Dinah: Of course not you asshole. We talk, I tease you. Then you call Kara. Then I tease you both and then you both catch this dude to compensate your shitty move.
Babs: Deal.
Dinah: First things first. Is it because she’s blonde or the muscles...?
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Steph: I need pickup lines.
Babs: ..Why?
Steph: Let’s say I need ammo.
Kara: OHH MY TIME TO SHINE
Steph: Are you good with pickup lines?
Babs: No, she’s not.
Kara: HEY What do you mean? I’m a pro.
Babs: Kara, darling…
Kara: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.
Babs: I don’t actually.
Kara: Thank Rao. Cause it’s a lie, I’ve invested too much in turnips.
Kara: That proves nothing.
Kara: And I made a lot of bells after that.
Babs: Or when you tried a more nerdy approach…
Kara: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Babs: Are you a software update? Because not right now.
Steph: That was bad.
Kara: The answer wasn’t really necessary…
Babs: Or do you remember?
Kara: Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Babs: It’s 6:00 am after a patrol I look dead.
Steph: Bad timing.
Kara: But you looked cute!
Babs: Or maybe that one…
Kara: I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Babs: You literally need the sun for your powers you’re like a plant
Kara: OKAY I GET IT!
Babs: But we end up together, so it didn’t matter. I really lo-
Kara: Don’t you dare to be cute I’m sad.
Babs: You can’t have it all sweetie.
Steph: You’re both really cute…
Steph: But this conversation was pointless. Where’s Dinah?
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Sometimes when you’re in a relationship you forget to tell people…or that’s is a thing that has happened to Kara and Barbara. So as two mature adults they decide that the best option is to try to gaslight everyone. Spoiler: it usually doesn’t work. [Part.0]
———— Barbara Gordon
Kara: What are you doing?
Babs: Bruce asked me to track this guy. Looks like he’s planning something big.
Kara: Oh.
Kara: So you’re gonna be done soon, right?
Babs: Of course.
Kara: Well now it’s 5pm, so in two hours you should be ready plus a little bit of delay just in case…got it.
Kara: I’ll pick you up at eight.
Babs: What?
Kara: Date night, remember?
Babs, totally red: WHAT WHEN
Kara: Tonight at eight, wear the blue dress, even you are pretty in anything, but the blue dress make your eyes pop, and get ready to get a lot of kisses. See ya! *flies away*
Babs:
Babs: I don’t know if she was oddly smooth or she gaslighted herself into thinking that we were dating…
Babs: Well I guess I have a girlfriend now.
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Sometimes when you’re in a relationship you forget to tell people…or that’s is a thing that has happened to Kara and Barbara. So as two mature adults they decide that the best option is to try to gaslight everyone. Spoiler: it usually doesn’t work.[Part.4] (Super’s edition)
———— Kon-El or Conner Kent
Kon: And I thought I was the only one visiting National city. You needed to get away from Gotham?
Babs: Oh hey. I’m actually visiting someone here.
Kon: That’s mysterious…
Babs: Not really after all she’s your cousin. I think? Your aunt? I’m not the best person to judge a family but yours is kinda complex.
Kon: You’re not the first person to say it.
Kon: But wait are you here for Kara? Do you know she can fly right?
Kara: And you do too, so fly away cool boy.
Kon, raising a brown: Why? Is it a date?
Kara: Of course it’s a date. I want to show my girlfriend my city.
Kon: What? When? How? Where? Why?
Kara: I see you’re getting into the family business.
Babs: So we should explain or…
Kara: Nah, I think he’s able to read the situation, so let’s go pretty girl.
Babs: First I need food and I bet you too so let’s find a place to eat. And before you say anything, my treat gorgeous.
Kara: You really know how to get the girl.
Babs: All too well.
Kon: STOP FLIRTING WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SONG TITLES AND COME BACK HERE.
Kara: You need to calm down.
Kon: I SWEAR-
———— Clark Kent or Kal-El
*flying*
Clark: You look happy.
Kara: I’m happy.
Clark, raising an eyebrow: Did something happen?
Kara: Nothing new but *makes a loop* life is nice.
Clark: Nothing nothing?
Kara: Why?
Clark: You know, Bruce called me the other day…
Kara: Oh that’s cute, a friendship without toxic masculinity in which you call each other for gossip.
Clark: For information dear cousin.
Kara: Call it what you want.
Clark: So Barbara Gordon.
Kara:
Clark: She seems nice…
Kara: SHE SEEMS NICE? SHE IS THE NICEST SMARTEST PRETTIEST WOMAN EVER LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN HER OMG AND-
Clark: I think I’ve activated something I don’t know how to stop.
Kara: AND SHE GIVES THE BEST HUGS AND KISSES O RAO WHEN SHE KISS ME-
Clark: It’s clearly my fault.
Kara: AND SOMETIMES WE DONT HAVE TO TALK SHE LOOKS AT ME AND KNOWS WHAT I WANT OR NEED HONE-
Clark: Or Bruce’s.
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