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Au where Danny gets deaged by a magical artifact in the GZ and gets lost in a different dimension with Cujo. While exploring Gotham as Phantom he decides to play up the little kid routine and use his puppy friend to do it.
At this point Danny had finally trained the pup and he actually listened to him. Needless to say there's a certain flock of bats and birds who keep pestering him at night. All he's trying to do is explore the city and play with his dog. Is that so bad?
Danny doesnt usually bother hiding from them. Not much point considering he shines like a spotlight in Gothams gloom anytime he's in his phantom form. Plus Cujo is glowy and green, so that doesn't help matters.
Danny usually runs them on a wild goose chase in the name of "Tag" before disappearing. He stole Batmans cape by phasing it off of him and he now uses it as a blanket at night (its surprisingly warm), he stole another one at Red Hoods request and gave it to him, he's set up play dates between Cujo and Harleys hyenas, he's pied Joker in the face, he's pet Penguins pet penguins right in front of him, he's been trapped in an elevator with Brucie Wayne for two hours, he's had a tea party with Catwomans cats and may have broken into her apartment to do it, he's kidnapped Red Robin and made him go to the park and play on the swings with him, he's gotten into actual fights with Robin and last but not least, he came up with the Puppy Paw of Approval.
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Nightwing stared at the kid they had been chasing every other night for the last three months now, confused. "Whats the Puppy Paw of Approval?"
The kid moved the puppy, Cujo (which Jason finds hilarious) up in front of his face, holding him there by his armpits.
The dog was making the "no thoughts head empty" face with his tongue sticking out just a smidge. Dick was tempted to coo. "The Puppy Paw of Approval is an award! Arf!" The kid said in a higher pitched pretend voice.
"Its awarded to people we really really like! Arf!"
Nightwing gasped dramatically, playing along with the boy, "You really like me that much?"
"Of course!" The boy floated over to Dick and places one of the dogs paws on the man's chest. "Da da da daaa!" The kid sang, "You now have the Puppy Paw of Approval!"
The vigilante sniffled, "I will always cherish this! Thank you!"
The kid giggled and Cujo barked at him. The little green rottweiler panted up at him with a giants smile and his little nub tail wagging a mile and minute.
God, Nightwing couldn't wait for his newest little brother to join the family.
Dick was dismayed to learn he was actually the second person to get the PPA. The first being Tim, the third being Harley and the forth being Catwoman. Ivy was apparently salty about not getting one but the kid was scared of her for some reason.
Danny makes friends with lots of people throughout the city. Scarecrow learns of the bats recruitment attempts on this boy and decides to use the fear toxin on him. This has the unexpected outcome of making the child cry.
And then the whole city was out for his head.
#prompts#fanfiction prompts#danny phantom#dp x dc#danny fenton#batman#robin#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason is having a blast#dp cujo#cujo#cujo is best boy#danny has won the heart of gotham#sorry if this is kinda awkward
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Prompt 174
Despite what people complain and snark about, Bruce does in fact have contingency plans for pretty much everything. And while he doesn’t have an exact contingency for Jason apparently accidentally kidnapping the apparently prince of the Realms- some infinite space where the dead resided according to Zatanna and Constantine, he’ll have an existential crisis about it later thanks- he did have one for his kids accidentally kidnapping someone.
He just doesn’t think that exact plan will work in this case, seeing as that plan had to do with civilians and not very large kings that could obliterate the entire world with a hand wave, nevermind the fact that they have so many armies. Not to mention what is apparently both the king’s second-in-command and brother.
Well, if none of his usual contingencies won’t work and Constantine’s attempts at making a deal isn’t working, nor is the other’s attempts to talk the two down, then it’s plan Z time. Seduction it is.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#The league all ended up in the realms & Jason ended up picking up a child who was asking him questions#This was not noticed until Constantine had already finished the sigil to teleport them all out of the Realms#Which is when they both notice the child in Jason’s arms#and the fact that the child has a circlet-crown & galaxy cape#Danny isn’t happy to have been turned into his ghost age for his own health#He’s bullying Pariah into being a better person accidentally#Grumpy lad snuck out into the gardens instead of nap time just in time for the league & co to appear#Pariah & Fright finish the council meeting just in time to see a group of living disappear with the BABY PRINCE#They understandably panicked#Meanwhile Danny is having a blast asking this other halfa about his world full of heroes#Let’s be honest at least half of Bruce’s rogues have either been with him before or have an obsessive crush on him#And he knows how to flirt AND how to fight#No one is going to believe the league when they try to tell the others what happened#halfa jason todd#liminal batfamily
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DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY (2004)
dir. Rawson Marshall Thurber
#dodgeball: a true underdog story#dodgeball#dodgeballedit#vince vaughn#christine taylor#jason bateman#ben stiller#filmedit#useradie#moviegifs#dailyflicks#userstream#chewieblog#*#this movie still holds up 20 years later#i always watch it with ppl who never saw it and they always end up loving it and having a blast#(it happened on 3 different occasions lol)
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government mandated jay portrait hours
#jason todd#basketball#i typed his name wrong twice its been too long since ive drawn my boy#i absolutely BLASTED this one out listening to the chromatica album bros#like i started the album when i started drawing and plastic dolls started right when i finished#chromatica workflow hacks#i love 911 so much bros. the fade in from chromatica II? UGH#iconic even#will i ever draw adult jason in not a portrait. no lol. i love drawing portraits#i think i drew a little jay portrait like every day during the fall semester last year. i wasnt like even into jason really at the time#he is just so easy to draw.#OH. I SHOULD HAVE DRAWN HIM SMOKINGGGGGG AUGHGGGGG#next time. o7#im going to go listen to 911 again#EDIT: APPARENTLY THE FIRST TIME I DREW HIM EVER WAS IN FEBUARY???#its been a long year apparently#jeeeesuss its only been a couple months huh
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Todd and Phantom, Mostly Ghostly Shenanigans
That one Danny Phantom episode “Life Lessons” but its Phantom and Jason Todd tied together in the Ghost Zone.
Danny is confused why he’s tied to Jason and trying not to detransform while navigating the Ghost Zone and avoiding some of his enemies (They do stage another jailbreak after getting caught by Walker and steal Johnny 13 bike during the adventure) but Danny debates on making a detour to the Far Frozen to get Jason looked at, he doesn’t know whats making this random dude feel like he bathed in sewer water for a year but whatever it is should get looked at. Oh, and due to some reason his powers are on the fritz as well for a while (maybe due to a misfire from one his parents machines? Maybe the cuffs are shorting his powers out? or maybe Danny’s going through like a ghost growth spurt)
Jason on the other hand is trying not to freak out that he’s in the land of the dead basically and tied to some ghost guy. Last thing he remembers was trying to fight some green flaming Mohawk metal guy saying he is “a rare prize” and will be hunted for sport along side with his other rare quarry (The Most Dangerous Game much dude) before being knocked out and waking up in what is apparently the Ghost Zone. He’s also gotta pretend to be civilian Jason Todd as well. He doesn’t have any of his Red Hood stuff.
Basically they both try to keep their real identities a secret (doesn’t last long tbh) and get into some shenanigans in the Zone while on the run from Skulker and other of Danny’s rouges.
#Danny Phantom#batman#danny phantom dc#Jason Todd#dp x dc#dpxdc#Like imagine it#Danny and Jason trapped in the Zone#both learning how to work together#and then all the shenanigans they get into#They'd have a blast#Danny does take Jason to Frostbite though#His new friend is so getting a check up#Jason returns to Gotham via portal while wearing sunglasses and drinking some dang good ectoplasm shake#Like he was on a vacation and chilled#and wasn't kidnapped and forced to play The Most Dangerous Game#The bats are confused and a little freaked out with how calm he is after coming back#Tbh Jason had fun running amok in the Zone#Danny too he normally worries over his other friends cause they're still fully alive#and don't sense the... chaos the Zone tends to signal out#personal head canon Ghosts like to be chaotic they're already dead there isn't much that stops them now#and since both Danny and Jason have died they feel it in their cores#they totally get together to whenever they feel the need to destress#open a random spot in the Zone and just find their way back out together#THUS more shenanigans#writing ideas#blue rambles
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(Tim rounding the corner into Steph's room)
Tim: What are you listening to?
Steph, out of breath: I'm listening to music and dancing.
Tim: Why?
Steph: Well, I'll be 22 next week.
Tim: And?
Steph: I'm a Swiftie, Tim. Guess what that means.
Tim: What-
Tim:
Tim: No... Please not Taylor Swift for another-
Steph: Swiftie birthday week!
Jason, from another room: FUCK!
#incorrect quotes#dc comics#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#incorrect dc quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#Steph is definitely a Swiftie#I have no doubt about that#this isn't the first time she's blasted Taylor Swift in the manor for sn extended period of time#Bruce grounded her for two weeks#she tried to defend herself by saying she wasn't Bruce's kid#then realized she lived in the manor so technically he was responsible for her
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#i'd like a whole movie of this pls and ty#they clearly had a blast#and the guests having a good time are the best parts of these movies#also pls put kmcg in preferably with momoa because we were robbed of them on frontier ty#fast x#brie larson#jason momoa#tess#dante reyes
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Older Steve unironic pitbull/mr worldwide/mr 365 enjoyer. He has sung ‘I know you want me’ to Eddie in its entirety and I KNOW he has. Hotel room service is stobin’s SONG for getting pumped. Steve singing ‘I like it’ and doing the awful autotune in the shower as loud as he possibly can, no guilt
#read this post and read it again#THAT BOY LOVES FIREBALL AND TIMBER#HIM AND ROBIN WITH MASSIVE SUNGLASSES SHOUTING ‘WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN!!!!’#Eddie is a Sean Kingston enjoyer#absolutely blasts ‘fire burning’ when he has to pick Steve up from work the day Steve’s own car is in the garage#turns it up even louder when he sees Steve and rolls the window down#they both love Jason derulo#LET ME BE SILLY WITH SILLY POP MUSIC#I have a variety of interests in music just like Eddie#(I stand by my opinion that he loves to love music regardless of genre )
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It's so funny to read Jason todd's comics after being a Deadpool fan, they're all "killing is bad killing is bad" brother I don't give a shit.
My last blorbo used to kill people to buy unicorn belts this is a huge upgrade.
#at least Jason generally kill abusers#Deadpool just want to have shits and giggles and I hate him and love him at the same time#Jason Todd: 3000k paragraphs on how he choose to kill and what led him to this choice and how tgis is actually kinda morally fair#Deadpool: So anyway I started blasting#deadpool#jason todd#redhood#red hood#q rambles
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Okay but hear me out… this song with Dick or Jason…
#THE SERVE THIS WOULD HAVE#GALA!JASON OR DICK….#I am absolutely going to write this tomorrow and then blast this on repeat for a week#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson#jason todd x reader#jason todd
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You know what would be hilarious.
Trans Batman accidentally convincing Gotham that the batclan are like clownfish.
This is helped along when Red Hood comes onto the scene and is later also revealed to be a batclan member.
#He/They Batman#dc#dcu#cryptid batman#cryptid batfam#dc prompt#batman au#batman#trans batman#bruce wayne#trans jason todd#fuck it make all the guys trans#except for damian#make talia trans too#the kids are having a blast with this#the JL are all confused#they're trying to keep track of things but the batkids are purposely fucking with them#Gotham is CONVINCED all the bats start out female and through some sort of life cycle some switch to male#prompts
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Pretty boy! Everyone you draw is so pretty lmao
TYSM!!! That's very sweet of you to say! T^T <3 <3 <3
#jason todd#basketball#asks <3#ty for the ask!!#and the kind words <3#he's fucking eepy!!#if anyone is wondering im still blasting chromatica#real chromatica hours#i love the idea of capes taking public transit (spidey ps4 game this is for u specifically my love)#does new jersey have a metro system or is it like extra shit there#they cant not have a metro right theyre like a fart away from new york#considering gotham is like. two islands. how does their train system work like is it all above ground or what#also i looked it up nj does have some subway lines#WAIT. they had metro in the batman movie. all is well#batman movie my beloved i love the worldbuilding so much. the trash on the ground blowing in the wind <3#no they def have to have an underground rail system bc bruce's cave is in the abandonded station right. its there#i love you worldbuilding. anyways i love capes taking public transit very muchly its such a mundane concept but like since its superheros#its automatically like woahhh this guy could FLY and hes taking the TRAIN like a LOSER. sick em boys!!!! such a silly idea to play around w#i should go to bed i think ill stop rambling in the tags of this very nice ask now lol
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im ngl i had a lil breakdown before my shower (which i took just before i went to bed to chill and watch the new eps) abt some thought-id-already-worked-all-thru-it irl stuff that resurfaced on me like trauma tends to and i just
it made everything in the show so. I don't know how to say it right. but i feel seen and understood and emotionally overwhelmed in a safe yet weird way, just like i did with a lot of s1 and I am Feeling So Much akdnfkgb (i cannot stress enough that this is a Good Thing and I'm absolutely thrilled and happy with the new eps and like. Going to be fine mentally I just gotta wrangle this like i have the times before.)
#text post#god i need a therapist that specialises in PTSD when i can afford therapy again#in the meantime recognition of the self thru the admired other while im in this state weirdly helps#makes me feel like im gonna burst out of my skin and I'm blasting metal in my ear buds to deal with that for now#gonna sleep eventually#i think lmao#im fine honestly bc like. this is not my first breakdown by any means but just. the fucking timing could not have been better#that said i both need a hug and absolutely could not handle being touched rn so that's something#no one's gonna read this far so im gonna just let myself have one little extra messy vent in that#my stupid fucking dad triggered part of this last one and I'm so mad abt it#he doesn't give two fucks abt me now (but he'd pretend to if he saw me in person bc jason LOVES keeping up appearances)#and he would just do a little nod and smile and talk over me telling him all that's happened this last year#i moved across the fucking country with help from friends so i wouldn't wind up dead in ND#and that's the thing i keep surviving and I dont understand why when I'm so often stressed and struggling to want to live#that and more has been sitting weighing and i just. want to tell him all of this and for him to be proud of me#he'll never be proud of me the way i want bc even my mum hasn't pulled that off#where they're proud of me as I am with no caveats or hiding parts of myself#if u think this is bad pls know i deleted a maximum tags tag essay/trauma dump just before this on this post lmao#i am In The Soup rn but it's gonna be fine#gonna rewatch s2 eps and be slightly but safely triggered by bits of ed and izzys stuff and get stoned and try to. process feelings#find some ptsd therapy worksheets online like dr. blohm suggested i try#forgive me the long tags and scroll by it fast if u want/need friends ill try to contain my current mess to this post & few others
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had some very good thoughts and decided to scrap the zsasz subplot from third eye au and replace the character with an original villain named 'cut-throat', who shiva was hired to kill before a Wrench got thrown in the plans via tim. this allows me a bit more leeway to customise tim's trauma in fun original ways, and also gives a meta-reason why this villain never appeared in real canon (bc he would have gotten ganked by our girl sandy anyway)
#a big part of the fun for me with third eye au is trying to make it not only canon divergent to the internal dc timeline but also like#consistent with 'actual people in the real world in that time period writing these stories and making the decisions behind these changes'#so like lonnie becomes the next robin bc at that time he was introduced as a potential new teen sidekick and well. no tim!#but steph still gets introduced. and thus becomes lonnie robin's love interest instead... lonnie probably gets hit with the Dixonisms#B goes from 'dead son' to just 'tonal shift' with a new political slant to the stories thanks to anarchist robin butting heads with B#and jason todd being 'alive but retired into a civilian role' means he still doesnt have a huge impact on Big Canon Events#he's mostly there to be Normal Guy. big brother befriend lonnie. get kidnapped for drama. and be the butt of 'nearly lost the poll' jokes#basically i want third eye to feel like you're not getting a glimpse into a world where 'jason survived the blast in ethiopia'#but the world where 'the phone poll voted to let jason live. and because of that they wrote him out in a non-fatal way instead'#and this is why my reading list is so long and i pay so much attention to decades-old industry drama#third eye au
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Putting aside Bruce's horrific "you're the 'parents' that the family needs" dialogue (not a personal fan of that), I love that what he did to Jason was the final straw to the seeds that Zdarsky was sowing all the way back in the beginning of his run.
(There are also panels where Bruce is just wishing that his family could find the happiness he'll never have, which when put aside Gotham War where he realises he's the one causing the unrest :chefs_kiss: ugh, I'm unwell)
Panels from: Batman #129 and Batman/Catwoman: The Gotham War - Scorched Earth.
#marsupial ramblings#comics reread#rereading zdarsky's run for personal reasons#and actually having a blast at the way he was writing Bruce's breakdown#losing my mind over soldiers vs sons#and family vs gotham#and how zdarsky actually cares about the family stuff and wants to shine a light on different characters#yummy stuff#I've saved so many “my family” panels#lowkey think zdarsky is a Jason fan in a Tim fan trench coat#apologies if you don't want gotham war on your dash#i still suck at tagging
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sometimes I think about how Jason probably would’ve been a great older brother under different circumstances. Had he not died? You can’t tell me he wouldn’t have been older brother of the fucking year.
#brunchy speaks#jason todd#i think he would've grown up like 2 parts community one part fend for himself#like literally#u can't tell me he wouldn't have been a good big brother in like a very annoying way#he would drop tim off for school once he got his license blasting cupcakke or something else that's wildly inappropriate.#but he'd never forget#never
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